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经典小学英语笑话带翻译篇一：经典英语小笑话带翻译1、Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.慎重许愿一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。
他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。
她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。
仙女招了招手。
“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。
他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。
”仙女拾起了魔术棒。
“呯!”，他变成了90岁。
英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。
下面一起来看一下一些爆笑英语笑话吧。
In music class, the teacher asked Jack: “Please answer me what the oldest musical instrument is.”音乐课上，老师问杰克：“请回答，世界上最古老的乐器是什么?”Jack answered unhesitatingly: “It is the accordion.”杰克坚定地回答：“是手风琴。
”The teacher asked doubtfully: “Why do you say that it is the accordion, my dear boy?”老师疑惑地问：“为什么是手风琴呢，英语笑话我可爱的孩子?”Jack s aid: “Teacher, don’t you see that the accordion is completely covered by wrinkles.”杰克说：“老师，您没看见手风琴上全是皱纹吗?”最好的解释The Best ExplanationOnce in a physics class, Tom’s teacher asked the students: “When it thunders, why do we see the lightning first, then hear the thunders?”一次物理课上，汤姆的老师问同学们：“当打雷的时候，为什么我们先看到闪电，然后才听到雷声呢?”Tom answered the question very quickly, while his classmates were thinking it hard.当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，英语笑话汤姆很快就答了上来。
小学生英语双语笑话篇一Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut.麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time.但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。
While Miles was at the barber's one day,一天，正当麦尔斯理发时，the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。
"Hello, Miles," the manager said.“你好，麦尔斯，”经理说。
"I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."“我看到你在上班时间理发了。
”"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly.“是的，先生。
正是这样。
”麦尔斯平静地承认了。
"You see, sir, it grows in office time."可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。
“"Not all of it," said the manager at once.“不全都是吧，”经理立刻说，"Some of it grows in your own time."“有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。
”"Yes, sir, that's quite true."“对呀，先生，你说得很对。
关于英文笑话故事5篇_英语的笑话故事简短关于英文笑话故事5篇关于英文笑话故事篇一alieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegr eatet."Mom:"Victor,youhouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor: "Mom,Imutlietobepolite"妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多”维克多：“我要那只最大的。
”妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。
”维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗”关于英文笑话故事篇二TwoBird两只鸟Teacher:Herearetwobird,oneiawallow,theotheriparrow.Nowwhocantell uwhichiwhichStudent:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanwer.Teacher:Plea etellu.Student:Thewallowibeidetheparrowandtheparrowibeidethewall ow.老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。
谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
关于英文笑话故事篇三WhoItheLaziet谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iakedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoakyouaqueti on.WhoithelazietperoninyourclaTom:Idon"tknow,father.Father:Oh,ye,youdo!Think!Whenotherboyandgirlaredoingandwriting,whoitinthecla andonlywatchehowotherpeopleworkTom:Ourteacher,father.父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。
4年级小学英语笑话带翻译 1500字一、Why Did the Tomato Turn Red? 番茄为什么变红了？Tom : Mom, why did the tomato turn red?Tom的妈妈，“妈妈，为什么番茄变红了？”Mom : Well, it saw the salad dressing!妈妈：嗯，它看见沙拉酱了！解释：这个笑话是一个简单的文字游戏。
番茄变红是因为它看到了沙拉酱，也就是“saw the salad dressing”的谐音”sauce the salad dressing”，以此制造了一个幽默的场景。
这个笑话适合小学四年级的学生，因为他们开始学习英语的幽默。
二、A Bike Ride 骑自行车Teacher : Did you enjoy your bike ride?老师：你喜欢骑自行车吗？Student : No, I didn't. The seat was too hard.学生：不喜欢。
座位太硬了。
解释：这个笑话很简单，是通过一种双关语的形式制造幽默。
老师问学生是否喜欢骑自行车，学生以为老师是指自行车骑行，但实际上老师指的是骑在自行车的座位上。
学生的回答让笑话产生了可笑的效果。
三、The Camping Trip 露营之旅Teacher : Did you have a good time on the camping trip?老师：露营之旅过得开心吗？Student : It was in-tents!学生：每一帐篷里都有数百只虫子！解释：这个笑话是一个多音字的游戏。
学生理解露营之旅（camping trip）为每一帐篷里都有数百只虫子的意思（in-tents），而露营之旅（camping trip）音近“in-tents”。
这使得回答变得幽默有趣。
四、The Time Question 关于时间的问题Teacher : What time do you go to bed?老师：你几点睡觉？Student : Usually about 10 o'clock, but sometimes 10:30.学生：通常是10点左右，但有时是10点半。
儿童英语笑话带翻译大全民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。
但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众,研究工作相对薄弱。
下面是店铺带来的儿童英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!儿童英语笑话带翻译篇一It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.天很晚了。
弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。
"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。
”"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."“不，不会的，妈妈。
小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。
”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇二A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。
His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."他的父亲对他说：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就会爆炸。
”The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."男孩说：“不要紧。
我再吃时，你可以躲开。
”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇三Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗?”Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."约翰尼：“他生病卧床了，他伤着了自己。
儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译1.儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译钱不用找了Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。
他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。
其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. “Keep the change,” he said.我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。
他说这是个原则问题。
最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。
他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。
“零钱不用找了。
”他说。
12.儿童英语幽默小笑话带翻译amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。
i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。
经典英文小学生幽默笑话篇一：小学生英语幽默笑话12英语笑话小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet 老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。
他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！英语笑话某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am HongTao Liu. 外宾曰：我还是方片七呢！英语笑话某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。
一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry. 老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，问：What are you sorry for 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.英语笑话英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思” 学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？” 老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you 是什么意思？” 这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你”英语笑话小明在学习英语时，总爱把英语单词的读音用汉字标注出来。
因此很产生了一个大笑话。
老师在教学问价钱一课时，问某商品多少钱时用“How much”，小明赶紧在这个词组下面用汉字标出了他的读音“好吗嘛”。
标完后还洋洋得意，觉得自己学会了。
一次，小明到商店买东西，老板是个老外。
小明想要一瓶可乐，说了半天老板听不懂，小明只好用手指到可乐，老板才把可乐拿给他。
等到付钱时，小明马上想到自己学的英语知识，高兴的说“好吃嘛？”，老板摇摇头，小明挠挠头，心想是不是记错了，又说“嘛好吃？”。
老板摇摇头，小明急了说道“吃好嘛？”。
老板摇摇头，小明情急之中冒出“好嘛吃”。
老板这才点点头。
小明惭愧的满脸通红，低着头抓耳挠腮地离开了商店。
英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译（精选12篇）笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。
下面是店铺为大家整理的关于英语的小笑话带翻译，欢迎大家的阅读。
英语小笑话带翻译篇1He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。
干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。
英语小笑话带翻译篇2Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
小学双语笑话【五篇】
导读：本文小学双语笑话【五篇】，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
学习笔记：
seat 使坐下
be seated 坐
call over 点名, 顺序读出
中文翻译：
喂狗
一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。
”先生，什么事?“服务生问。
”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。
“
”啊呀，爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。
”咱家养狗了吗?“【第
二篇：：你以为你是谁？Who do you think 】Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him abo ard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
学习笔记：
aboard: adv.在船(飞机、车)上, 上船(飞机、车);prep.在(船、飞机、车)上, 上(船、飞机、车)
on board:到船上, 在船上
go aboard: 上船(上飞机等)
All aboard! 请上船[飞机、车],都上来!
中文翻译：
你以为你是谁?
公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。
“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”
“我是司机!”他说。
【第三篇：你知道我是干嘛的吗？Do You Know 】Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out”, said one, “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work”, said the other.
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman.”
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, “and do you know my work?”“No”, said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
中文翻译：
你知道我是干嘛的吗?
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前”，其中一个说，“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。
人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。
如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。
”
“你不知道我是干什么的”，另一个说。
“你是干什么的?”
“我是警察。
”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。
”警察说。
“我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。
”【第四篇：良好的心愿Good wishes】Good wishes
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.”
“I certainly do”, said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”
Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”
“Yes”, said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”
中文翻译：
良好的心愿
一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。
”
“当然啰”，老师说，“去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。
”
好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。
最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。
”
“是啊”，孩子说，“他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。
”【第五篇：大脑袋Big Head】Big Head
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
中文翻译：
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。
”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。
好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。
”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。
”。
