荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英语小话剧,英语及翻译)

《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。

荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。

但最后他失败了。

你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。

Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。

荊軻刺秦王搞笑版劇本旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；谋士阿三；莫愁；旁白；荆轲的朋友旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试着用疯狂的方式来撰写历史。

荆轲作为一位著名的刺客而被要求刺杀秦始皇嬴政。

但最后却失败了。

你想知道那个时期发生了什么事情吗？没问题，让我来告诉你事实Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the mostpretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! ) 太子丹高兴说道：Thank mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will killme if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 镜子啊镜子，告诉我，谁是这个世界上最美丽的人？（画外音：是你，太子丹！）太子丹高兴说道：谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）我是太子丹，魔镜说我是这个世界上最有吸引力的男人。

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荆珂刺秦王1Hero_Revised.mp3旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king o f Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.2flashbesRevised.mp3Action I（清早，鸡鸣声起……）太子丹（清晨初醒，打个哈欠，哼起小调，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to killYingZheng~~~（作杀状，奸笑……）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II十面埋伏刘德华与金城武打斗的音乐Revised荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起（人在江湖飘）两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king演员表：秦王荆轲太医秦舞阳赵高对话原文：Outside荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin?秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him!荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not!秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word.荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin.Inside宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in.宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother.荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man.秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down.荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you.秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want.荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money.秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。

《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。

荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。

但最后他失败了。

你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。

Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。

英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I amso scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才～这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II (《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲 :Are you Li mochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK. I’m Jingke, yo u know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁:Are you challenging me?荆轲 :Off course! (耸耸肩表示同意)李莫愁:Come on!(音乐起)两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

Action I太子丹（上）: This hateful ying zheng unexpectedly will I under house arrest so long.阿三：Prince .I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子丹：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have one promising persons on hand. he is Mr JinKe.太子丹：Well, show me the Mr JinKe., OK?阿三：Yes.阿三：Prince.jinke is coming.荆轲：See the prince, JingKe to report.太子丹：Now the qin dynasty was broken zhao, I'm afraid I don't protect jing, this go to qin, shoulder the burden country, be careful.荆轲：Your highness trust, jing ke has to make the preparation!太子丹：You prepared some?荆轲：In order to qin dynasty success, I have with the qin ~ ~ ~ language.旁白：Jing ke came to the qin, ying zheng met with him.荆轲：This is Prince dan of the king of judah to map.秦王：What is this !荆轲：This is to kill pig knife.秦王：What! Do you dare to kill me.（秦王与荆轲打斗，荆轲被刺）秦王：Help! The jing ke carried down.。

荊軻刺秦王搞笑版劇本旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

4-5人剧本，短小搞笑Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；荆轲妻；谋士阿三；莫愁；旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was s ent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

The man wants to kill the king旁白: 在这个战争时期,各国之间的战争似乎没完没了。

每一个国王或者部长都想找到一些超人来为他们工作。

随着时间的推移,喂养着些超级人类成为了他们流行一时的风气……这是一个crazy的世界。

在这个crazy的世界,有着那么一群crazy的人们,试图用crazy的方展示出那个crazy的历史。

你想知道当时的情形如何吗?下面就是见证真相的时刻。

第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜,告诉我,谁是世界上最漂亮的人?魔镜：是你！宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下！（太子丹高兴状)太子丹（飞吻，妩媚）：谢谢~（面对观众）我是太子丹,魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人（举手，仰天，自恋状）。

但嬴政是个被嫉妒包围的坏家伙,如果镜子告诉他的真相，我相信他会杀了我。

我好害怕，好无助（双手抱肩，娇嫩）。

最近,他从我手中又抢了几块地。

（低手，握拳，恨）要是再发生这种事情。

（停顿）我就去shi！(急)（沉思，突然奸笑）哇嘎嘎嘎嘎！我叫人一起想个主意。

我要让那个始皇知道我是谁。

(向幕里大叫)阿三！阿三！快点出来！阿三(甩~) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹（生气）：我告诉你很多遍了！要喊我“宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下”！阿三（甩！）：Sure, honey!太子丹（晕，再双手互搓，不好意思）：嬴政想要我命…肿么办肿么办肿么办（渐强）！阿三：淡定。

让我想想！（盘坐在地。

两手在头上画画如一休）旁白：当当当，砰！！阿三：哦了,我们可以送一个超人去把嬴政~ ~ ~（作杀状）那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市都是我们的啦~ ~哇嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 ~（淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：哈哈~ ~ ~。

好想法! 二十一世纪最需要的是什么？（群众演员在群众中喊：人才！）（拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）你觉得我们可以送那个过去呢?阿三：我有想过这个问题,我觉得我们可以送西门吹雪过去，他目前在我国荡来荡去。

荆轲刺秦王Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr.Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he faile d. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.One day, Yinzhen and Prince dan took a walk in the garden.Suddenly,they found a migic mirror.嬴政（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you ! 嬴政高兴状) Thank you mirror! （面对观众）做极度嚣张状。

对太子丹说：“take this mirror,go to cry.I am the most handsome man in the world.Then Prince dan get home.Sheet！I am crazy,I want to revenge！！！My servent,where are you ?仆人上，说“Honey, I am coming。

”太子丹：“I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人：“Oh, sorry. I am wrong. It’s too hot to handle. But I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子丹：Oh yeah, Good idea .You know: What is the most expensive commodity in this century?仆人：Talent ?太子丹：Yes. But who is the right candidate?仆人： After searching, I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Limo Chou, the other is Mr. JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the No.1 killer of the world.太子丹：“Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?仆人：“OK。

荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的太子丹和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。

有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。

于是，太子丹和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。

Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人”太子丹高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。

对太子丹说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........太子丹回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？”仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。

”太子丹：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。

话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the kil lers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。