摩登家庭 -第2季第1集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

1--Let's go, buddy. Schooltime.走吧伙计该上学了2--Oh, and Gloria, if you want to get together with the girls later,歌洛莉亚如果你待会和你闺蜜有约3--I could just, you know, watch the football game or something.我可以自己看看橄榄球赛什么的4--That means he wants to watch a football game.其实他就是想看橄榄球赛5--I'm not talking to you.我不是和你说话6--What are you drinking coffee for anyway?你为什么要喝咖啡7--It's my culture. I'm Colombian.这是我的文化习俗我是哥伦比亚人8--Oh, yeah? What part of Colombia是吗这些法式吐司9--are those French toaster sticks from?也是哥伦比亚的吗10--Babe, I'm not sure about the game.亲爱的我不太确定你今天能看比赛11--The whole family's coming over for the barbecue.因为全家人都要过来烧烤12--- That's today? - See.-是今天吗-没错13--It's the Ohio State game.今天可是俄亥俄州赛14--So? Everybody can watch.那又怎样每个人都能看15--I don't like watching the game with people who don't know the game.我不喜欢和不懂球的人一起看比赛16--People talk.七嘴八舌乱指点17--You talk at my football games.你也会乱指点我的橄榄球比赛18--For one thing, it's called soccer.首先你那个是足球19--Your team scored two goals all season.而且你们队整个赛季只得了两分20--I'm not taking a big risk.我随便说也不会冒风险21--How much of this did you drink?你到底喝了多少啊22--Give me a break. I have to climb a rope today.饶了我吧我今天得去攀绳呢23--- Hey, Mom. - Yeah?-妈妈-怎么了24--Can I have $40 for lunch?能给我40块钱吃午饭吗25--Forty dollars?40块26--- I also need a book for school. - What book?-学校还让我们买本书-什么书27--I want a dress.我想买条裙子28--Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?你知道你撒谎撒得多失败吗29--I'd be more worried that我更担心的是30--she couldn't come up with a single book title.她连一本书的名字都想不出来31--Luke, come on. We're late.卢克快点我们要迟到了32--Mmm, there's a first- inside out and backwards.这是第一次里外前后全都穿反了33--At least it isn't zipped into his...至少他没把衣服塞进...34--Oh. There it is.好吧真塞进去了35--Well, there's book smart, and then there's street smart.有人是"读书大智慧" 也有人是"市井小聪明"36--Yeah, and then there's Luke.没错卢克属于第三类怪胎37--Oh, he's just... He's just curious. That's all.他只是他只是好奇心重仅此而已38--He's got this almost scientific mind...他有着科学家的头脑39--with a thirst for knowledge.以及对知识的渴望40--He's like this little Einstein.他像小爱因斯坦一样41--Some people ask, "Why?"有些人会问"为什么"42--Luke asks, "Why not?"但卢克会问"为什么不呢"43--I ask "Why?" a lot.我经常问"为什么"44--We're at the ten. We're at the five.我们在十码区现在是五码区45--We're at the one. Daddy, we're scoring a touchdown!到达一码爸爸我们触地得分啦46--No, please... please don't spike our baby.别小心别弄伤孩子了47--Why is she dressed like the Hamburglar?为什么她穿得像汉堡神偷公仔48--She's a referee.她是裁判49--Do... Do we even have to go to my dad's tonight?我们今晚一定要去我爸那里吗50--Are you kidding me? We're playing Ohio State.你在开玩笑吗今晚是俄亥俄州赛51--I collect antique fountain pens.我收集古董钢笔52--I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement-我很擅长日式插花技术53--ikebana-花道54--and I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois.而且我曾是伊利诺伊大学的首发进攻内锋55--Surprise.惊讶吧56--- I don't like football. - You know what?-我不喜欢橄榄球-你知道吗57--I thought part of being in a relationship...我认为维持恋情的一方面58--was pretending to enjoy your partner's interests.就是要爱屋及乌59--Do you think I really loved home pickle-making?你以为我真的喜欢做腌菜吗60--Yeah, 'cause you did.是的因为你确实喜欢61--For a week, 就喜欢一周62--until we became the weird guys who gave everybody pickles.到后来别人都以为我们是到处送腌菜的怪胎63--Oh, thank you, Marvin, for inviting us into your lovely home.马文谢谢邀请我们到你温馨的家来64--Here. Would you care for a sack of pickles?给你请收下这包腌菜65--It was charming.你真可爱66--We were picklers, Mitchell.我们是腌菜工米奇尔67--Okay, you know what? Fine.好吧那就算了68--Stay home with your little jagged scissors.和你的小剪刀待在家里吧69--Maybe catch up on your scrapbooking.你可以继续弄你的剪贴簿70--Come... You loved scrapbooking.拜托你也喜欢剪贴簿啊71--Did I, Mitchell? Did I?我有吗米奇尔我有吗72--Stop. Don't do the "Double question to prove a point" thing.够了别以为搞个双重反问就是真的了73--I hate it when people do that.我讨厌别人那么做74--Do you, Mitchell? Do you?是吗米奇尔是吗75--Stop, Lily.别闹了莉莉76--No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks.没问题我们马上过来谢谢77--Hey, honey. What's up?亲爱的怎么了78--The school just called. Luke got in a fight.学校刚刚来电话了卢克打架了79--Oh, geez. Is he okay?天呐他还好吗80--Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there.他没事但老师想要我们去一趟81--- Where are you? - I'm showing a house.-你在哪里-我在带人看房子82--What house?什么房子83--I'm golfing.我在打高尔夫球84--I bet it was that Durkas kid.我猜是那个叫德卡斯的小孩85--I hate that kid.我讨厌那个小孩86--He probably jumped on Luke也许是他突然挑衅卢克87--and Luke just fought back.而卢克只是反抗而已88--- Kid's a menace. - He made fun of my hair once.-那小孩真讨厌-他曾经取笑我的头发89--Shh. The parents are probably in there.嘘他的家长可能在里面90--I slept on it funny.我只是睡觉把头发睡乱了91--Like that never happened to him?就好像他没有过一样92--Come on.走吧93--What are you doing here?你们在这里干嘛94--These two knuckleheads were fighting each other.这两个笨蛋在一起打架95--- What? - Could've been worse.-什么-幸好是你啊96--I was not ready to face Durkas today.我还没准备好今天面对德卡斯97--So what happened?发生什么事了98--Well, apparently there was some name-calling很明显在操场上发生了骂人99--and shoving on the playground.和斗殴的事情100--By the time a teacher separated them,老师把他们分开的时候101--Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.卢克正坐在曼尼的胸上102--- Luke, that's not like you. - Wait a minute.-卢克那可不像你啊-等等103--- You're Luke's father? - Grandfather.-你是卢克的爸爸吗-外公104--- So Manny's father is... - Javier.-那么曼尼的爸爸是-哈维尔105--Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.一个疯子就是从他身上遗传到的暴脾气106--- Okay, you're... - He's our son.-好吧你是-他是我们的儿子107--- And my grandson. - I'm his daughter.-我的外孙-我是他女儿108--- So you're... - His uncle.-那么你是-他小舅舅109--Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again.你要再敢这么说我还会坐到你的胸上110--Ho! Wait a second. Is that what this was all about?等一下打架就是因为这个吗111--He keeps calling me his nephew.他一直说我是他的外甥112--You are my nephew.你就是我的外甥113--- Shut up! - Okay, okay.-闭嘴-好了好了114--I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.我明白了你们似乎是一家人115--So it's probably best if you work this out at home...所以也许你们最好能回家自己解决116--so the boys can go back to class, okay?这样孩子们就能回去上课了好吗117--But we're not happy about this, boys.但是我们很生气你们这样小伙子们118--This is not how mature young men behave.这不是成熟的年轻小伙的行为119--Here's your note for Miss Passwater.把这便条给"帕斯沃"老师120--Look, I wouldn't worry. They're good kids.我并不担心他们都是好孩子121--It's just tough when one kid's a little different.只是当某个孩子比较怪异时会有点难处理122--- Yes. - Yes.-是的-是的123--You heard how she said that, right?你听到她那么说了对吗124--Yes.是的125--She thought Luke was the weird one. Luke.她觉得卢克是怪异的那个卢克126--Her kid gets his head stuck in the furniture,她家孩子把自己的头卡在家具里127--and Manny is the different one.还好意思说曼尼怪异128--I will tell you what's weird.我来告诉你什么怪异129--Our son is not weird.我们的孩子并不怪异130--What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave怪异的是她的孩子抹须后水131--and dresses like a count.而且打扮得像个伯爵132--I think we should cancel with them for the barbecue.我想我们别请他们过来烧烤了133--If we cancel, it'll just make this a bigger deal than it is.如果我们不去只会把问题越闹越大134--It'll be good for Luke and Manny to spend some time.让卢克和曼尼多相处一下对他们两个都好135--- Might be good for You And Gloria too. - Why?-也许对你和歌洛莉亚也好-为什么136--She's always had a problem with me.她一直对我有意见137--I think I'm gonna find out what it is.我觉得我该找出是什么问题138--That's the worst thing you could do.那是你最不该做的139--Just sweep it under the rug.就当没发生过忍忍就过去了140--- I'm not a sweeper. - Trust me on this.-我可不是个"忍者" -听我的没错141--I think you two need to talk it out.我觉得你们俩得谈谈这件事142--I don't have anything to say to her.我跟她没什么好说的143--She's the one with the problem, not me.她才是有问题的那个不是我144--Whose side are you on?你到底向着谁145--She's my daughter. You're my wife.她是我的女儿你是我的妻子146--Let's remember what's important here.让我们先理清重点147--There's a football game on.橄榄球赛马上就开始了148--I just hate it when my two girls aren't getting along.我只是不想我的两个女孩相处得不好149--How exactly is she your girl?她怎么成你的女孩了150--I got a few things for the party.我为聚会准备了一点东西151--Is Lily ready to go?莉莉准备好要走了吗152--Oh, yeah, yeah. She's ready.是的她准备好了153--What's wrong?怎么了154--I'm just really worried about C.J. Hightower.我真的很担心C·J·海托155--With the bad ankle,他脚踝受伤了156--I don't know how he's gonna run his corner routes.我不知道他要怎么跑完三角线路157--What did my boyfriend just say?我男友刚刚说了什么呀158--Listen, I heard what you said, and I thought, yes,我听了你之前说的我同意你的话159--I should try to learn more about football.我应该多了解一下橄榄球160--That is very mature of you.你这么做真是成熟了161--I figure, if football fans can learn it,我觉得橄榄球迷都能学会162--how hard can it be?那能有多难呢163--That's very elitist of you.就你最聪明164--I'm taking baby steps here, all right?我才刚刚起步好不165--I'm actually- I'm really looking forward to it.其实我真的很期待166--'Cause it's not just the game.因为这不仅仅是比赛167--It's-It's the bands and the drama, the pageantry.而且现场彩旗招展锣鼓喧天168--Don't forget about the team mascots.别忘了还有球队的吉祥物169--They wear ascots?他们戴"宽领带"吗170--No. Mascots. With an "M."不是是"吉祥物" 有个"M"开头171--That could have been very embarrassing.要是在外人面前你就丢脸了172--Okay.好吧173--Am I straight?直吗174--I'm not sure what you are right now.我也不知道你是直男还是什么175--How ya doin'?你们好吗176--- Hey, Gramps. - Hi, beautiful.-外公好-小美女好177--Hi, Phil. Good to see ya.你好菲尔见到你真好178--Let me guess. Game's on?让我猜猜比赛开始了吗179--Just started.刚开始180--Hey. For you.送给你的181--It's nice to see you, Gloria.很高兴见到你歌洛莉亚182--Ah! Two times today.今天两次哦183--- Okay, Well... - Uh, Phil?-抱两次好啊-菲尔184--She means we've seen them two times today.她的意思是我们今天见了两次185--Okay, everybody, the food's in there. The drinks are in there.大家听着吃的在那边喝的在那边186--- I'll be in here. - Hold on, Jay.-我进屋去了-等等杰187--I think we should address the elephant in the room.我觉得我们不该忽视明显存在的一个问题188--Uh, Luke, Manny. Bring it in.卢克曼尼都过来189--Come on. Huddle up.快点聚在一起190--Football.像打橄榄球一样191--Now in light of what happened at school today,鉴于今天在学校里发生的事情192--do you have any feelings you'd like to express?你们有什么想说的吗193--I think this is the proper forum...我觉得现在是个合适的表达机会194--For god's sakes. All right, both of you.老天啊得了吧你们两个195--Now, in this family, do we kick and punch each other,在这个家里我们是欺负彼此196--or do we love each other?还是关爱彼此197--Love each other. That's right.关爱彼此这就对了198--I'II be in the den.我进屋去了199--So, I brought dessert.我带了些甜点200--Okay. Thank you.好的谢谢你201--I make pie too.我也做了派202--You can never have too many pies, right?派再多也不嫌多对吧203--Okay, whoa. Whoa.行了204--Everybody take a deep breath.大家深呼吸205--Let's think about getting real.我们面对现实吧206--Phil, no.菲尔别这样207--Why "Phil, no"?为什么说"菲尔别这样"208--What is Phil doing?菲尔要干嘛209--I'm just gonna say it.我只是想说出来210--There's tension between you two.你们俩之间的紧张气氛211--Bam. It's out there. 已经弥漫出来了212--I'm gonna kill you.我要宰了你213--I think he's right, and I think we should talk about it.我想他是对的而且我们应该谈谈214--That's what I'm talkin' about...我就是想说这个215--you two talking... about it.你们谈谈这个事儿216--I like football.我喜欢橄榄球217--Haley hates it, which is weird海莉很讨厌这很奇怪218--because it's all boys... and there's no reading required.因为里面全是男孩也不必看书219--Do you know that she spends你知道吗她每天早上220--at least 45 minutes every morning doing her hair?至少花45分钟弄她的头发221--And then sometimes...而且有的时候222--Let's go, Illini!冲啊伊利诺伊队223--Let's go! Right now!冲啊快冲224--Looks like I gotta watch the game with Dick Butkus.看来我要和迪克·布特库斯一起看比赛了225--Dad! Dad, come on. That's offensive.老爸别这样太冒犯人了226--Mitchell, he's one of the greatest linebackers米奇尔那人是伊利诺斯州227--to ever play at Illinois...最棒的中后卫球员之一228--and one of my personal heroes.也是我自己的偶像之一229--And his name is "Butt-kiss"?难道他的名字真是"亲屁股"吗230--We're just choosing to...我们只是想要231--Okay. All right.好吧没什么232--Dad, I thought you were being homophobic. I'm sorry.老爸我以为你恐同呢抱歉233--- We got All night. - Yes, We do.-我们有一整晚要相处呢-好吧234--- are You joining us here? - Yeah.-你要和我们一起看吗-是的235--Jay, you know what? He's been studying up.杰你知道吗他正在钻研呢236--I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried about C.J. Hightower.跟你说我有点担心C·J·海托237--Right? With the bad ankle?没错吧他脚踝受伤了238--I'm wondering how he's gonna run his corner routes.我很好奇他怎么能完成三角线路239--- Hightower's out. - What?-海托不上场-什么240--Oh. Then who is gonna run the corner routes?那谁来跑三角线路241--I'll tell you who it won't be- Billings.我来告诉你谁不会上吧比林斯242--That's low. He's in jail.太明显了他在坐牢243--Oh, wow. Yeah. Then no.是啊他不会上244--Double tight end,双侧边锋245--it's gonna be a quarterback roll-out to the left.四分卫要冲到左边了246--- They're gonna run it. - No, trust me.-他们要成功了-不可能相信我247--He's got the slot.他抢到位置了248--In the end zone! Touchdown!到达阵区了触地得分249--Lucky call. Maybe they, uh, should've considered blitzing.真幸运也许他们该考虑下闪电战250--Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get outta here.闪电战没用的一边儿凉快去吧251--Oh, gosh. Blitzing.天呐闪电战252--So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...于是我对橄榄球的兴趣突然消失殆尽253--as the climax of West Side Story.就像《西区故事》在高潮时戛然而止254--I'm a musical theater fan.我是个音乐剧迷255--Surprise.惊讶吧256--Okay. The truth?好吧说实话吗257--I sometimes feel like you don't like me.有时候我觉得你不喜欢我258--Powerful, powerful stuff.开门见山重磅出击259--Claire? Tell us how that makes you feel.克莱尔告诉我们你怎么想260--Right now, I'm feeling a lot of anger.此时此刻我感到怒火中烧啊261--No, don't tell me. Tell her.别别跟我说跟她说262--Gloria, right now, I'm really angry at Phil.歌洛莉亚我现在很生菲尔的气263--Let's respect the process.别跑题了264--Gloria, I don't know歌洛莉亚我不知道265--why you think I don't like you.为什么你觉得我不喜欢你266--Sometimes when you see me, you make that face. 有时你在我面前会摆出那种表情267--What face?什么表情268--Like this. 就像这样269--- I do not make a face like that. - Oh, my God.-我才没做过那种表情呢-我的天啊270--- That is so Claire. - Mitchell!-那可是克莱尔的招牌表情-米奇尔271--See? She does that with everyone.看见没她对谁都那副表情272--It's just her face.已经习惯成自然了273--No, it's not just the face.不仅仅是那种表情274--From the beginning,从最开始到现在275--I feel like Manny and I are not welcome in this family.我觉得我和曼尼在这个家不受欢迎276--That is so crazy.这也太疯狂了吧277--No, it's not so crazy. It's how I feel.不一点都不疯狂是我的真实感受278--I am sorry if you feel that way.如果你那么想我很抱歉279--I really am, because from the moment I met you,真的很抱歉从我见到你的那一刻起280--I have tried to make you feel comfortable with us.我就想让你融入到我们当中来281--You think it's all in my head?你觉得这只是我自己胡思乱想282--No. Kind- I don't know.没有点我不知道283--I mean, we really love having you and Manny in our family.我是说我们很欢迎你和曼尼加入我们家284--- Really? - Really.-真的-真的285--So, you don't have to be so defensive.所以你用不着这么有戒心286--I do that, don't I?我是有戒心是吧287--Well, a bit.有一点吧288--I'm feeling a hug.我觉得应该拥抱了289--I was thinking group hug,我是想说三人群抱290--- But this is nice. - I'd be there if I could.-但这也不错-我要能去的话就去了291--Oh, my God. There's hugging.天啊这还有人搂搂抱抱呢292--Haley, get off the phone already.海莉不打电话会死啊293--Where did you go?你去哪了294--You heard him.你听见他说什么了295--He said, "Get outta here."他说"一边凉快去"296--Oh, my God. You're such a girl.天啊你真像个娇弱的小姑娘297--Dad- I was coming to get a beer anyways.爸反正我也想要喝杯啤酒的298--Nice apology. 你道歉真有诚意299--Nice beer.啤酒真不错300--Hey, there are the little roustabouts.嘿两个壮小伙来了301--- You look like You patched things up pretty good, huh? - Yeah.-看来你们和好如初了-没错302--Oh, we can learn so much from the children.我们能从孩子身上学到许多东西啊303--Bet it seems kind of silly now现在再回头想想打架的事304--what you were even fighting about, huh?是不是觉得当时很蠢啊305--- I made fun of his accent. - What accent?-我笑他的口音-什么口音306--I made fun of him for having the same thing for lunch every day.我笑他每天的午餐都一样307--I made fun of him because his mom used to dig coal.我取笑他因为他妈妈以前是挖煤的308--What?什么309--He said you were a coal digger.他说你是个挖煤工310--Okay. I think we can move on.好了我觉得该换个话题了311--Who said I was a coal digger?谁说我是个"挖煤工"312--That's what my mom told me.我妈告诉我的313--What's a coal digger?什么是挖煤工314--Sweetheart, he heard it wrong.宝贝他听错了315--It's "Gold digger."那叫"淘金工"[傍大款]316--I'm gonna have to call you back.我得过一会再打给你了317--I really do not think that I remember ever saying that.我真的不记得说过这话318--Well, you said in the car.其实你在车里这么说过319--You said it at Christmas.你圣诞节这么说过320--- You said it in the Mexican restaurant- - Okay, -你还在墨西哥餐厅这么说过-好了321--Mr. "Leaves His Sweatshirts at School Every Day...乖儿子你每天丢三落四322--Suddenly Remembers Everything," Thank you.今天却记忆如神真谢谢你了323--And it was all in my head, huh?还说是我自己胡思乱想哈324--Oh, listen. Gloria, it was...听我说歌洛莉亚其实325--like, a year ago, before I knew you.都是一年前的事了那时我还不了解你呢326--Nice going. 你真行啊327--Now my mom and my sister are fighting.搞得我妈和我姐吵架了吧328--If I say something that everybody else is thinking,如果我说了众人都想说的话329--does that make me a mean person?是不是意味着我很刻薄呢330--Or does it make me a brave person?或者说我很勇敢呢331--One who is courageous enough to 我就是一个有勇气332--stand up and-and say something...顶住压力挺身而出333--behind someone's back在背后悄悄地说334--to a 10-year-old.只敢在小孩面前说335--Well, she's pissed.她现在可是气疯了336--Yeah. She wouldn't even come out of her room.是啊她甚至连房间都不愿意出了337--Did you really have to call her that- a gold digger?你真的非要说她是"傍大款的"吗338--Well, you know what, Dad? It was a year ago.知道吗爸爸那可是一年前339--And it was a natural question to ask.所以人家自然而然会问啊340--She's a beautiful, hot woman,她那么漂亮那么性感341--and you're not exactly, you know-而你却不那么你懂的342--Not exactly what?不那么什么343--Um- Mitchell, little help?米奇尔帮帮忙啊344--No. You are doing great.不用你说的挺好的345--See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug-看见了吧所以说家事要忍着346--so people don't get hurt.这样大家才不会受伤害347--Yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug.话是没错但如果老是忍着憋着348--Then you got a lumpy rug.矛盾就越积越多349--Creates a tripping hazard. You open yourself up to lawsuits.矛盾爆发的危险也越大也会惹祸上身350--Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking.岳父大人你可以好长时间不眨眼啊351--Gloria? It's Phil.歌洛莉亚我是菲尔352--Can I talk to you for a second?能和你谈一会吗353--Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem...克莱尔总是说"你要么是问题制造者" 354--or part of the solution.要么就是问题解决者355--But I happen to believe that you can be both.而我则认为解铃还须系铃人356--Listen, Claire feels terrible.听着克莱尔感到很抱歉357--Why don't you talk to her?要不你找她谈谈358--Why? I know what she thinks- a coal digger.为什么我知道她认为我是个挖煤的359--You know she's saying "Gold digger"? 你知道她说的其实是傍大款的吧360--Yes, Phil!我知道菲尔361--Well, I-I know she said that.我知道她这么说过362--But that was a long time ago,但那是很早以前的事了363--before she knew you. 那时她尚未真正了解你364--Does Jay buy me nice things?杰是不是给我买好东西了365--Yes! Of course! All beautiful things.没错当然了全是好东西366--Look at this- yellow, red, blue.看看这些黄的红的蓝的367--All the colors.五颜六色的368--Do you think I can't live without this? 你认为我没了这些就活不了了吗369--Take them away, Phil.拿走啊菲尔370--Gloria, 歌洛莉亚371--we all know you'd be fine without underwear.我们都知道你不穿内裤也没事372--I mean, we know it's not about that.我是说我们知道你说的不是这个373--No. It's about me not being accepted by my new family.对我说的是我不被这个家庭所接纳374--That is not true. 不是这样的375--Gloria, look, you're a beautiful woman.歌洛莉亚听着你是个大美女376--In fact, you're probably one of those其实你很有可能377--beautiful women who doesn't even know it.都不知道自己是美女378--No, I know it.不我知道的379--So it's natural 所以克莱尔自然380--for Claire to wonder about you and her dad.会对你和她爸的关系产生联想啊381--This family's very protective of each other.这是个保护欲很强的家庭382--I remember the first time Claire brought me home.我还记得克莱尔第一次带我去她家的时候383--Do you think Jay thought I was good enough for his little girl?你以为杰会觉得我配得上他家千金吗384--No way. But over time,才不会但是过了一段时间385--he realized that I loved Claire as much as he did.他意识到我和他一样深爱着克莱尔386--And by then, Mitch had brought Cam home,与此同时米奇把小卡带进家门387--so I was golden.相比之下我就是金龟婿了388--Claire just needs a little time.克莱尔只是需要些时间389--And then, trust me,相信我过段时间后390--she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had.她就会成为你最亲的闺蜜了391--You're not leaving, are you?你们不是要走吧392--You know, there's kind of a lot of drama.你也知道现在这儿闹得有点不愉快393--- So we're torn. - Let me ask you something.-我们深受折磨-我问你们点事394--Your sister said that Gloria你姐姐说歌洛莉亚395--would never go for anybody who looked like me.绝不会喜欢上我这种样子的男人396--Now, you guys basically are like women.所以说基本上你们和女人差不多397--You know, you look at guys.你们喜欢男人398--So what do you think?所以你们怎么想399--You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?你真是在问我们你是否有吸引力吗400--Well, I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything.我知道自己算不上高帅富401--- I'm just curious is all. - Dad.-我只是好奇罢了-爸402--So if I was in one of your bars and-所以如果我出现在同志酒吧然后403--Righteous Brothers were on, you know.播着经典老歌404--Would you, uh,你会不会405--I don't know, check me out?我不知道和我搭讪406--Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me.爸你快要毁了做基佬的情调了407--- All right, Fine. Whatever. - Jay. Jay, now listen.-那好无所谓-杰听着408--I think it's- I just think it's我觉得我只是觉得409--a little weird for a son to say this to his father.要一个儿子对父亲这么说实在太诡异410--But for the record, I think you're smokin' hot. 但我声明一下我觉得你超性感的411--Really?真的吗412--Yeah, 100%. You're totally my type.当然百分百肯定你绝对是我的菜413--You're dangerous, you're getable,你既危险又触手可及414--you have a little "Cashola" In your pocket.你荷包里又装着鼓鼓的钱415--Face, body, the whole-长相身材还是整体416--The whole kit and caboodle, I think. Really.从头到脚都特帅我觉得真的417--- What about a seven? Nine. for sure, Nine.-那有7分吗-9分绝对的9分418--- but You knew that. - I Might have lowballed a little bit.-但你肯定知道的-我有点低估自己了419--Okay, isn't there a game on?不是还有比赛呢吗420--- Touchy. - I know.-他太敏感-我知道421--Gloria? Come on, let's- let's talk about this.歌洛莉亚拜托我们好好谈谈422--I've seen her kick in a door before.我可见过她破门而入过423--I don't know what my husband is saying to you or...我不知道我丈夫和你说了什么或者424--why he's covered in your underwear.为什么他浑身都是你的内裤425--Obviously I'm trying to seduce him for his money.很显然我是看上他的钱了呗426--'Cause that's what I do, right?因为我就是这样的人嘛对不对427--What do I have to give back...我究竟要付出什么428--so that everyone trusts me? Huh?才能得到大家的信任啊429--- These earrings? - no.-耳环吗-不是430--- What? This bracelet? - no.-那是什么手镯吗-不是431--- my new dress? - no.-还是我的新裙子-不是432--I didn't respond because...我没出声是因为433--this shouldn't be about me.其实关键不在于我434--It should be about you...而在于你435--talking to you... about it.和你好好谈一谈436--Phil? Honey?菲尔亲爱的437--No, no, no. No.不不不不用438--You're welcome.不用谢439--I don't know what to say我不知道该说些什么440--except for that I am really, really sorry.只能说我真的非常非常抱歉441--Just tell me one thing.你就告诉我一件事442--How do you really feel that I'm with your father?对于我和你爸的关系你到底怎么想443--Uh, well-其实444--Honestly, at first, it was hard.说实话一开始我很难接受445--I mean, you don't expect to wake up one morning...我是说谁都不会期望有一天醒来后发现446--with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap.多了一个比自己还年轻性感的后妈吧447--But... I'm getting used to it.但是我正慢慢去习惯448--And the important thing is you make him happy,而且重要的是你能让他幸福449--which you do in- in so many ways,用你的各种方法450--so many colors.五颜六色的方法451--Are we okay?我们和好了吗452--- no. - No?-没-没453--You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.你让我在所有人面前出丑了454--What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?怎么要我这么轻易就忘掉吗455--What do you want me to do- 那你想要怎样456--just embarrass myself so we're even?让我也出丑这样我们就扯平了457--Go jump in the pool. 跳进泳池458--Oh, you mean go jump in a lake. Right.是让我离你远点是吧459--Go jump in the pool with your clothes on.我是让你穿着衣服跳进泳池。

"How was your day? My neck is so sore.""你还好吗我脖子好疼"Why do people keep adding voices to these things? 怎么大家都要把留言说的那么下流I didn't mean anything.我没别的意思Are you telling me that I wasted a year你是说我在这段关系上of my life on this relationship?浪费了一年时间What relationship?什么关系How many other women have you led on?还有多少女人被你勾引了No, I don't know!靠我怎么知道Phil?菲尔Phil, honey.菲尔亲爱的Do you remember when you broke your arm记不记得我们第一次约会的时候when we were first dating?你的胳膊受伤了Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice.记得我在冰上摔倒了Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,是啊奇怪了这张照片里you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so-你带着受伤的胳膊坐在丹妮丝旁边Yeah, that's- that's weird.是是挺奇怪- So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No. -你和我约会的时候和她还没断呢 -不是- Phil? - Yeah. Maybe.-菲尔 -可能是吧There was a time, a little overlap...有段时间我横跨两条船when, uh, I was trying to break things off with Denise.当时我打算和丹妮丝分手You took me to Santa Fe.那你还带我去圣达菲Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father.圣达菲你当时说是带你爸爸去Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.我知道你们很"新疼" 但其实都是旧伤You know, this was a mistake. I'm gonna leave.我来就是个错误我走了Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out.克莱尔我要是你就把他踢出家门Maybe he'd appreciate you可能他会更加感激你more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel.让他尝到孤身一人在酒店过夜的滋味At the Radisson, by the airport.在机场旁的雷迪森酒店重点解释：1.led on 继续带领前进(引诱)例句：An ignorant girl is often led on by her irresponsible lover.天真无知的女孩子常被不负责的情人欺骗。

《摩登家庭》经典台词中英文对照翻译You’re reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.你们都极力想护住些美好的东西.We tell our kids it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Butlet’s be honest, winning feels pretty great. There’s nothing like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child, and maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard, and that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So, how much is too much? Here’s where I come out: Guilt fades. Hardware is fo rever.我们教育孩子们说，输赢无所谓。

但平心而论，胜利的感觉好极了。

他们在阳光下的那一刻是无与伦比的美丽。

也许每位家长都希望孩子能有这样的时刻，甚至希望自己也能这样。

有时我们太苛求结果，结果导致许多怨恨和愧疚，怎么才不算过分呢，我的想法是:愧疚总会过，奖牌才是硬道理。

Okay, the key to being a good dad? Sometimes things work outjust the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done,90% of being a dad is just showin'up.那么，成为好父亲的秘诀是什么，有时候事情会如你所愿,有时候则事与愿违，但你要坚持，因为当一切尘埃落地，一个好父亲的大部分特征就会自然出现。

摩登家庭英语笔记一、词汇积累。

1. 日常用语类。

- “screw up”：搞砸，弄糟。

例如：“I really screwed up the presentation at work today.”（我今天在工作中的展示真的搞砸了。

）- “freak out”：吓坏，使发狂。

“Don't freak out, it's just a little spider.”（别吓坏了，只是一只小蜘蛛。

）- “hang out”：闲逛，出去玩。

“We like to hang out at the park on weekends.”（我们喜欢周末在公园闲逛。

）2. 家庭关系类。

- “step - father”：继父。

“Phil is Luke's step - father.”（菲尔是卢克的继父。

）- “step - mother”：继母。

“Claire is Manny's step - mother.”（克莱尔是曼尼的继母。

）- “in - law”：姻亲。

“Jay's in - laws are coming to visit.”（杰的姻亲要来拜访。

）3. 情感表达类。

- “ecstatic”：狂喜的，入迷的。

“When she got the scholarship, she was ecstatic.”（当她得到奖学金时，她欣喜若狂。

）- “frustrated”：沮丧的，挫败的。

“He was frustrated because hecouldn't solve the math problem.”（他因为解不出数学题而沮丧。

）- “embarrassed”：尴尬的。

“Cam was embarrassed when he tripped on the stage.”（卡姆在舞台上绊倒时很尴尬。

）二、短语与习语。

1. “on the same page”：达成共识，意见一致。

摩登家庭英文讲解摩登家庭（Modern Family）是一部美国情景喜剧剧集，于2009年首播。

该剧以家庭为背景，通过幽默的方式描绘了现代家庭中的各种问题和挑战。

以下是对该剧的英文讲解。

"Modern Family" is an American sitcom that premiered in 2009. The show revolves around the lives of three diverse families and the challenges they face in today's modern society. The series is known for its humorous and heartwarming depiction of familial relationships.The first family is the Pritchett-Dunphy clan, which consists of Jay Pritchett, his second wife Gloria, and her son Manny. Jay is an older man who remarried a much younger Colombian woman, Gloria, after his first wife passed away. Their contrasting personalities and cultural differences often lead to comedic situations.Next, we have the Dunphys, a typical suburban family. The parents, Phil and Claire, struggle to balance their careers with raising their three children. Phil is often portrayed as an immature and clueless dad, while Claire is portrayed as a perfectionist and overprotective mother. Their interactions with their kids provide many comedic moments.The third family is composed of Mitchell, a gay lawyer, and his partner Cameron, a flamboyant stay-at-home dad. Together, they adopt a Vietnamese baby named Lily. Mitchell and Cameron navigate the challenges of parenthood while also dealing withsocietal prejudices and stereotypes."Modern Family" combines elements of mockumentary-style filming with traditional sitcom storytelling. The characters often directly address the camera, providing insight into their thoughts and feelings. The show also tackles various social and cultural issues, including same-sex marriage, interracial relationships, and blended families.One of the highlights of "Modern Family" is its ensemble cast, which includes well-known actors such as Ed O'Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, and Ty Burrell. The performances of the cast members, combined with the witty writing, have made "Modern Family" one of the most successful and beloved sitcoms of recent years.In conclusion, "Modern Family" is a popular sitcom that depicts the ups and downs of three diverse families in a humorous and relatable way. The show tackles important social issues while providing audiences with plenty of laughs. If you're looking for a lighthearted and heartwarming show about the modern family dynamic, "Modern Family" is definitely worth watching.。

Claire : Kids, breakfast! Kids? Phil, would you get them?Phil : Yeah, just a sec.Claire : Kids!Phil : That is so,..Claire : Okay...Phil : Kids, get down here!Haley : Why are you guys yelling at us, when we're way upstairs, just text me.Claire : Alright, That's not gonna happen, and, wow, you're not wearing that outfit.Haley : What's Wrong with it?Claire : Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter... about her skirt?Phil : Sorry? Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart!Haley : Thanks!Claire : No, it's way to short, people know you're a girl, you don't need to prove it to them.Alex: Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.Phil : I got it. Where's the baby oil?Claire : It's on our bedside tip... I Don't know, find it. Come on!Claire : I... was out of control growing up, there, you know, i said it. I...I, I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes i made. If Haley never would exhibit on a beach in Florida, half naked... I've done my job. Phil : Our job.Claire : Right... I've done our job.Gloria : Bravo Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Manny go! No! That was a penalty!Jay : Gloria, there Owen's six, Let's take it down a notch.Gloria : We're, very different. He's from the city. He has big business. I come from a small village, very poor, but very very beautiful. It's the number one village in North-Columbia for all the... what's the word?Jay : Murders.Gloria : Yes, the murders.Gloria : Manny, stop him! Stop him!Boy : Dammit, manny!a Mom : Come on, coach! You've gotta take that kid out!Gloria : You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!?Jay : Honey, honey...Gloria : Why don't you worry about your son! He's spend the first half with his hands in his pants!Josh : I've wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks... I'm Josh, Ryan's dad.Gloria : Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett... Manny's mother.Josh : Oh, this must be your dad.Jay : Her dad? Uh, no, no, that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband! Don't be fooled by the... Give me a second here.Mitchell :Who's the good girl? Who's that?Old lady : Oh, She's adorable!Mitchell :Oh, thank you!Old lady : Hey precious...Mitchell :Hello. Hi, hi. We've just adopted her from Vietnam and we're bringing her home for the first time. Man :She's an angel. You and you're wife must be thrilled!Cameron : Sorry, sorry, sorry, Daddy needed snacks. Hi! So, what are we talking about?Mitchell :We have been together for... five, five years now? And we've decided we really wanted to have a baby... so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate.Cameron : Then we figured, they are already mean enough. Can you imagine one of them pregnant? No, thank you. Ekk...Mitchell :You saw that right? Everybody fondling up to Lillian, then you walk on... and suddenly it's all "Huu...". I'm gonna give a speech.Cameron : You are not giving a speech ... you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours!Mitchell :You're right, it's okay, I'm sorry.Woman : Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.Mitchell : Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs ... and you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, love knows no race...Cameron : Mitchell!Mitchell :... creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe...Cameron : Mitchell!!Mitchell :What?Cameron : She's got the creampuffs.Mitchell :Oh!Cameron : We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.Phil : Buddy, why do you keep getting stuck like this?Luke :I thought I could get out this time.Alex :I'm just gonna say it... he needs to be checked by a specialist.Phil : There! Be free, Excalibur!Haley : I'm having a friend over today.Claire : Who?Haley : You don't know him.Claire : Him... Him?Luke : Oeh, a boy! You gonna kiss him?Haley : Shut up!Phil : Easy. Easy.Alex: You don't even...Claire : Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?Alex: And do what?Phil : Fighting a son, it would be a nice change. I'm kidding!Claire : Haley! Who's the boy?Haley : His name is Dylan ... You know, I might as well just tell him not to come, because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.Claire : Honey! Hang on a second, you're fifteen, it's the first time you've had a boy over. I mean I'm bound to be a little surprised, but... We're not gonna embarrass you!Phil : I'm better go charge the camcorder. I'm kidding! Come on! Who are you talking to?Phil : I'm a cool dad. That's... that's my thang. I'm hype, I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so...Alex: MOM! DAD!Claire : What happened?Alex: Luke just shot me!Luke : I didn't mean to!Claire : Are you okay?Alex: No, the little bitch shot me!Claire : Language!Luke : They're only plastic bb's! It was an accident!Claire : What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this!Phil : Buddy... Uncool.Claire : That's it? No, no, no, the agreement was that, if he shoots someone ... you shoot him.Phil : We were serious about that?Claire : Yes, we were and now you have to follow through.Luke : I'm so sorry!Claire : Liar. Go!Phil : But he's got a birthday party.Alex: What's more important here dad?Claire : You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at two.Phil : I can't shoot him at two, showing a house at two.Alex: What about three?Claire : No, he's at a soccer game at three, and then... Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing in five. 4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15.Phil : Yeah, I guess that works for me.Claire : "Shoot Luke"Phil : Sorry dude, it's on the calendarLuke :Oh, come on!Manny : I'm quitting soccer, it is a game for children.Gloria : No, you're not quitting. You would have stopped that goal if you weren't staring at that little girl. Manny : She is not a girl, She is a woman.Jay : You know Gloria, that blowup with that other mom, why do you have to do things like that?Gloria : If someone says something about my family, I'm going to...Jay : I'm just ... saying you could take it down here a little bit, that's all.Gloria : Well yeah, coz' that's when you live down here ... but I live up here!Jay : You don't have to be so emotional all the time, that's all I'm saying! Manny, you're with me on this, right? Manny : I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.Jay : Oh, for God's sake.Gloria : Honey, she's 16.Manny : Oh, it's okay for you to take an older lover?Jay : Hey! Watch it!Manny : I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.Gloria : Okay, if that's what you really want to do.Jay : Seriously, not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16 year old, you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants!Manny : Stop the car!Gloria : Where are you going? You see? You hurt his feelings.Jay : Well, if it toughens him up a little bit, then ... oh, jeez, he's picking flowers!Gloria :Manny is very passionate, just like his father. My first husband is very handsome but, too crazy. It seemed like all what we did was, fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together.Jay : Which one were you doing? I'm hearing this for the first time!Mitchell : This doesn't worry you? She barely slept in the plane, and she's still wide awake.Cameron : Oh, stop worrying!Mitchell :But Cam, That orphanage, it was all women. Maybe she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's shape.Cameron : I guess that's possible.Mitchell :So, here.Cameron : What the hell is that suppose to mean?Cameron : Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... which has been very difficult. But, apparently you're body does a nesting, very maternal, primal... thing, were it retains nutrients. Some sort of molecular physiology thing. But that's science, you can't, you can't fight it, so...Mitchell : I'm not saying anything.Cameron : You're saying everything.Mitchell :Count to three, one, t...Cameron : Three!Mitchell :Okay. Oh Cam!Cameron : Oh My God, do you love it?Mitchell :Yes, I... What the hell is that?Cameron : I had Andre do it when we we're gone.Mitchell : Is that us? With wings?Cameron : We're floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell :Well, that's reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away from everything you know but don't worry, things are normal here. You're fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, We need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron : Redheaded dad is angry daddy.Mitchell :No I'm not.Cameron : Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.Mitchell :Okay, that's another one, Pepper!Cameron : Okay, what's up?Mitchell :Alright, look... I ... I never told my family we were adopting a baby.Cameron : I know.Mitchell :You do?Cameron : Ya, And I don't blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they say something judgmentally. Mitchell :Exactly!Cameron : You get mad.Mitchell :I know, and what's supposed to be nothing, but joyful suddenly turns into this huge fight.Cameron : And who wants a big emotional scene like that?Mitchell :Thank you, I'm so relieved you understand.Cameron : I invited them over for dinner tonight.Mitchell :What?Cameron : I had to! This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.Mitchell :No, no! Cam, I'm calling them now, I'm cancelling.Cameron : No, you're not! You're telling your family you've adopted a baby, tonight. And you do have avoiding issues! Even Angelo said so.Mitchell :Are you really not hearing these things?Haley : Don't answer it, I'll get it!Claire : Hi! Heey, you must be Dylan.Phil : Hey, Dylan, yeah.Claire :: I'm Haley's mother.Haley : Hey, come on, let's go.Claire : Hang on one second. Dylan... You're still in High School?Dylan :Yeah, I’m a Senior.Claire : Phil, sweety, honey. He is Dylan and he is a Senior.Phil : Let me meet this playa. Phil Dunphy, jo!Phil : It's like that, you just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. You're mouth might be saying: Hey, we cool! But you're eyes are like: No, we not! Nice to meet you! No, it's not! It's all good? No, it's ...Dylan : Jo.Haley : Okay, I've seen two guysPhil : Wait You two ... two keep it real? You know what I mean, son?Dylan : Not really.Haley : Please stop.Phil : That's cool! Oh, God, That's my back!Claire : Sweatheart.Phil : Owh, oh, I slipped in the baby oil.Phil : Ooh, whe're you from originally? I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation.Claire : I don't know about this, shall I call a doctor?Phil : No, no, no. You're very strong homs'Dylan : Thanks.Phil : Okay, nice, nice soft landing. Okay, I am on my side though, so flip me right back and we're good. We'll be good. Just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine, so.Manny : Brenda Feldman.Gloria : What is that?Manny : A poem I’ve written for Brenda Feld man.Jay : Of course that is.Manny : I put my thoughts into words, and now my words into action!Jay : Ey, I give you 50 bucks not to do this.Manny : I'm eleven years old, what am I gonna do with money?Jay : What are you gonna do with a sixteen year old?Gloria : It's like a bullfight!Jay : Ever seen a bullfight? I can't watch this.Gloria : You're in such a bad mood. And I know why, It's because that man thought you were my father.Jay : No.Gloria : Yes.Jay : No.Gloria : When you say no like that, it's always yes. Come on, we're in the mall, let's get you like some younger clothes ... there's a store there that I know...Jay : I don't need any younger clothes! And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.Gloria : Good, you shouldn't. You should only care what I think. I love you, and I don't care how old you are. So stop being an gloomygoos, and stop being so hard on Manny.Jay : The only reason I'm hard on Manny is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself. And I can smell that hair goo of his from here!Gloria : Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there but you're his family now. And that means only one thing. You be there winning his back, not to spit in his face!Jay : What?Gloria : Something my mom always says, it's gorgeous in Spanish. Look, he's there.Manny : She has a boyfriend.Gloria : OHH, I'm sorry, mi nino.Manny : I gave her my heart. She gave me a picture of me as an old time sheriff. That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it?Gloria : No mi amore, It was brave, right Jay? Brave.Jay : I.. b... you'll know better next time. Come on! Let's get a pretzel.Security guard : Oh, excuse me, sir? We asked all mall-walkers to stay to the right.Haley : Alex, get out! MOM!Claire : Alex, leave your sister alone!Alex: I was just getting my book, gosh!Claire : I know sweety, but you need to respect her privacy. What are they doing up there?Alex: Nothing, lying in her bed, watching a movie.Claire : Okay... Okay... I'm making a cake for tonight, you wanna help me with the frosting?Alex: Sure. So, you know if Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months and then like tell everyone the baby's yours?Claire : What?Alex: That senior at school was out sick for like four months, but Terna Wristniks says she was out breastfeeding in a cleanup carwash.Phil : Buddy, what are you wearing?Luke : Nothing.Phil : No jacket, one hat. How many pairs of underwear do you have on?Luke : One (ix)Alex: First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat, and how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.Claire : Haley is not getting pregnant!Alex: I'm just saying if.Claire : I know, and I know you like to make trouble for your sister but it's not gonna work this time. You know why? 'Cause your sister is a good girl. I know, I was just like her when I was...Phil : I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this. This is an important lesson that you're leaning, so. It's all good, keep it...Luke : You're to close, it's gonna hurt.Phil : It's supposed to hurt!Luke : And why are you smiling?Phil : I'm... What? Oh, forget it. I can't do this. The point is, you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson. Luke : Awww!Haley : Mom?! What are you doing?Claire : Hey, I was just dropping off some laundry, This is a bad time?Haley : Yeah...Claire : Oh, okay.Haley : Can you shut the door please?Claire : Actually we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.Haley : Why?Claire : Because I have seen this little show before: Lying on the bed with a tall, senior. one minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air-hockey table with your bra un-pocket! Haley : Mom!Luke : You hit my bone!Phil : It was an accident!Luke : I thought we were friends!Phil : I am your friend!Haley : Dad?! Dad, you have got to talk to mom, she is like completely freaking out and embarrassing me.Phil : Well, honey, you're mom isn't always as cool about things as I... What is with this thing!Mitchell : My dad, ehm, my dad isn't completely comfortable with this, ehm, he still does this thing. It's been five years now. And he still does this thing where he announces himself before walking into any room were in. Just to make sure he doesn't have to ever see us kiss.Cameron : Wish my mother had that system. Remember?Mitchell :Not now.Mitchell :I still can't believe you did this to me!Cameron : Would you get in the spirit of things! It's a celebration!Mitchell :Oh God.Cameron : Okay, I'm gonna go get Lily ready, and I want you to just come straight out with it,Mitchell :Alright.Cameron : You can do this! Sportsguy-chest-bump,Mitchell : No.Cameron : Sportsguy-chest-bump!Mitchell :Cam. Do it, GO!Mitchell :Heey, how are you? Hi guys! Well thank you, thanks.Claire : Oh Don't thank us open it, dad is coming right behind.Jay : Knock, knock, we're here! Coming in!Mitchell :Don't worry dad, nothing gay going on here. May I take you're multicolored coat and you're bejeweled cap?Jay : Yeah.Phil : Hey Jay.Claire : Gloria, hi! How are you?Phil : Hi Gloria, how are you? What a beautiful dress!Gloria : Thank you, Phil! Oh, Okay.Claire : Phil! She said Phil, not feel!Jay : So how was you're trip?Mitchell :It was good, it was good actually but...about that I have something that I need to tell you guys. We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We, kinda have some big news.Jay : Oh, God, if Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving!Claire : Dad!Haley : I hope he didn't embarrass you, mom.Claire : Don't mind her, Haley had her first boy over today, and Phil shot him.Mitchell :Anyway, so about a year ago. Cam and I sort of feeling this longing for something more...like, maybe a baby.Jay : Woooh, that's a bad idea.Mitchell :What do you mean, bad idea?Jay : Well, kids need a mother! I mean, if you two guys are bored, get a dog!Mitchell :We're not bored, dad!Gloria : I support you Mitchell, and though you're not my sonClaire : I, I think what dad is trying to say is that, Mitchell you're a little uptight, kids bring chaos and you don't handle well.Mitchell :Oh, That's not what dad is saying . That's what you're saying. And it's insulting in an whole different way.Phil : Okay, people, let's all chillax!Alex: Hey! Where's uncle Cameron?Mitchell :Finally, thank you, someone who's not insulting me, notices he's not here.Jay : Oh! So, that's the big announcement. You two broke up. Well a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway! And you know? Let me tell you, your'll be better of, because he was a bit of a dramaqueen.Mitchell :No, no, no! Stop, stop! You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend who by the way is not that dramatic! We've adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.Cameron : Exciting!Mitchell :Just turn it off.Cameron : I can't turn it off, it's who I am!Mitchell :The music!Cameron : Oh, yes, the music. Come, say hello Lily.Haley : Oh, she's so cute!Phil : Let me see her. Hi Lily. Lily? Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say? No?Jay : Excuse me... Okay, I, I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But... What do I know? I mean, It's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. I've been trying all my life to get it right, i'm still screwing up. Right, Manny?Manny : I wrote a song about it in the car.Jay : Of course you did. Anyway, I'm happy for you! And you should know that... I'm not here to spit in your face, I'm here to blow at your back. It's supposed to sound better in Spanish. Anyhow, Mitch...Mitchell :No, dad, it's... I got it, I got it.Claire : She want's her daddy.Mitchell :Do you wanna meet grandpa?Jay : You're kidding? She's one of us now, Let me see that little pot sticker! Eey, you're a cutie, aren't you!Jay : We're from different worlds. Yet we somehow fit together. Love is what's binds us. Through fair, or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda To let you know my heart is yours. Feldman, coma, Brenda I mean seriously!Phil : Luke, so far, he hasn't beaten me at basketball.Phil : It's 2-0. Get that! Will you step out of my kitchen! Could you just do me a favour and just grab... How's the weather down there?Phil : But, when the day comes that he does win, if, you know, if when...he beats me. I'm just gonna be like, "well done! Well done!" Just let him, just support him. In that kind of stuff. I'm probably just wanna go like, 2 out of 3, and just see what happens there, but.。

摩登家庭-s e a s o n-1-第一集-字母Claire : Kids, breakfast! Kids? Phil, would you get them?Phil : Yeah, just a sec.Claire : Kids!Phil : That is so,..Claire : Okay...Phil : Kids, get down here!Haley : Why are you guys yelling at us, when we're way upstairs, just text me.Claire : Alright, That's not gonna happen, and, wow, you're not wearing that outfit.Haley : What's Wrong with it?Claire : Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter... about her skirt?Phil : Sorry? Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart!Haley : Thanks!Claire : No, it's way to short, people know you're a girl, you don't need to prove it to them.Alex: Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.Phil : I got it. Where's the baby oil?Claire : It's on our bedside tip... I Don't know, find it. Come on!Claire : I... was out of control growing up, there, you know, i said it. I...I, I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes i made. If Haley never would exhibit on a beach in Florida, half naked... I've done my job.Phil : Our job.Claire : Right... I've done our job.Gloria : Bravo Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Manny go! No! That was a penalty!Jay : Gloria, there Owen's six, Let's take it down a notch.Gloria : We're, very different. He's from the city. He has big business. I come from a small village, very poor, but very very beautiful. It's the number one village in North-Columbia for all the... what's the word?Jay : Murders.Gloria : Yes, the murders.Gloria : Manny, stop him! Stop him!Boy : Dammit, manny!a Mom : Come on, coach! You've gotta take that kid out!Gloria : You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!?Jay : Honey, honey...Gloria : Why don't you worry about your son! He's spend the first half with his hands in his pants! Josh : I've wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks... I'm Josh, Ryan's dad.Gloria : Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett... Manny's mother.Josh : Oh, this must be your dad.Jay : Her dad? Uh, no, no, that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband! Don't be fooled by the (iv)me a second here.Mitchell : Who's the good girl? Who's that?Old lady : Oh, She's adorable!Mitchell : Oh, thank you!Old lady : Hey precious...Mitchell : Hello. Hi, hi. We've just adopted her from Vietnam and we're bringing her home for the first time.Man : She's an angel. You and you're wife must be thrilled!Cameron : Sorry, sorry, sorry, Daddy needed snacks. Hi! So, what are we talking about?Mitchell : We have been together for... five, five years now? And we've decided we really wanted to have a baby... so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate.Cameron :Then we figured, they are already mean enough. Can you imagine one of them pregnant? No, thank you. Ekk...Mitchell : You saw that right? Everybody fondling up to Lillian, then you walk on... and suddenly it's all "Huu...". I'm gonna give a speech.Cameron : You are not giving a speech ... you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours! Mitchell : You're right, it's okay, I'm sorry.Woman : Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.Mitchell : Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs ... and you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, love knows no race...Cameron : Mitchell!Mitchell : ... creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe...Cameron : Mitchell!!Mitchell : What?Cameron : She's got the creampuffs.Mitchell : Oh!Cameron : We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.[MODERN FAMILY - SEASON 1 EPISODE 1]Phil : Buddy, why do you keep getting stuck like this?Luke :I thought I could get out this time.Alex :I'm just gonna say it... he needs to be checked by a specialist.Phil : There! Be free, Excalibur!Haley : I'm having a friend over today.Claire : Who?Haley : You don't know him.Claire : Him... Him?Luke : Oeh, a boy! You gonna kiss him?Haley : Shut up!Phil : Easy. Easy.Alex: You don't even...Claire : Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?Alex: And do what?Phil : Fighting a son, it would be a nice change. I'm kidding!Claire : Haley! Who's the boy?Haley : His name is Dylan ... You know, I might as well just tell him not to come, because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.Claire : Honey! Hang on a second, you're fifteen, it's the first time you've had a boy over. I mean I'm bound to be a little surprised, but... We're not gonna embarrass you!Phil : I'm better go charge the camcorder. I'm kidding! Come on! Who are you talking to?Phil : I'm a cool dad. That's... that's my thang. I'm hype, I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so...Alex: MOM! DAD!Claire : What happened?Alex: Luke just shot me!Luke : I didn't mean to!Claire : Are you okay?Alex: No, the little bitch shot me!Claire : Language!Luke : They're only plastic bb's! It was an accident!Claire : What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this!Phil : Buddy... Uncool.Claire : That's it? No, no, no, the agreement was that, if he shoots someone ... you shoot him.Phil : We were serious about that?Luke : I'm so sorry!Claire : Liar. Go!Phil : But he's got a birthday party.Alex: What's more important here dad?Claire : You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at two.Phil : I can't shoot him at two, showing a house at two.Alex: What about three?Claire : No, he's at a soccer game at three, and then... Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing in five. 4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15.Phil : Yeah, I guess that works for me.Claire : "Shoot Luke"Phil : Sorry dude, it's on the calendarLuke :Oh, come on!Manny : I'm quitting soccer, it is a game for children.Gloria : No, you're not quitting. You would have stopped that goal if you weren't staring at that little girl.Manny : She is not a girl, She is a woman.Jay : You know Gloria, that blowup with that other mom, why do you have to do things like that? Gloria : If someone says something about my family, I'm going to...Jay : I'm just ... saying you could take it down here a little bit, that's all.Gloria : Well yeah, coz' that's when you live down here ... but I live up here!Jay : You don't have to be so emotional all the time, that's all I'm saying! Manny, you're with me on this, right?Manny : I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.Jay : Oh, for God's sake.Gloria : Honey, she's 16.Manny : Oh, it's okay for you to take an older lover?Jay : Hey! Watch it!Manny : I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.Gloria : Okay, if that's what you really want to do.Jay : Seriously, not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16 year old, you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants! Manny : Stop the car!Gloria : Where are you going? You see? You hurt his feelings.Jay : Well, if it toughens him up a little bit, then ... oh, jeez, he's picking flowers!Gloria : Manny is very passionate, just like his father. My first husband is very handsome but, too crazy. It seemed like all what we did was, fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together.Jay : Which one were you doing? I'm hearing this for the first time!Mitchell : This doesn't worry you? She barely slept in the plane, and she's still wide awake. Cameron : Oh, stop worrying!Mitchell :But Cam, That orphanage, it was all women. Maybe she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's shape.Cameron : I guess that's possible.Mitchell : So, here.Cameron : What the hell is that suppose to mean?Cameron :Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... which has been very difficult. But, apparently you're body does a nesting, very maternal, primal... thing, were it retains nutrients. Some sort of molecular physiology thing. But that's science, you can't, you can't fight it, so...Mitchell : I'm not saying anything.Mitchell : Count to three, one, t...Cameron : Three!Mitchell : Okay. Oh Cam!Cameron : Oh My God, do you love it?Mitchell : Yes, I... What the hell is that?Cameron : I had Andre do it when we we're gone.Mitchell : Is that us? With wings?Cameron : We're floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell : Well, that's reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away from everything you know but don't worry, things are normal here. You're fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, We need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron : Redheaded dad is angry daddy.Mitchell : No I'm not.Cameron : Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.Mitchell : Okay, that's another one, Pepper!Cameron : Okay, what's up?Mitchell : Alright, look... I ... I never told my family we were adopting a baby.Cameron : I know.Mitchell : You do?Cameron :Ya, And I don't blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they say something judgmentally.Mitchell : Exactly!Cameron : You get mad.Mitchell : I know, and what's supposed to be nothing, but joyful suddenly turns into this huge fight. Cameron : And who wants a big emotional scene like that?Mitchell : Thank you, I'm so relieved you understand.Cameron : I invited them over for dinner tonight.Mitchell : What?Cameron : I had to! This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.Mitchell : No, no! Cam, I'm calling them now, I'm cancelling.Cameron : No, you're not! You're telling your family you've adopted a baby, tonight. And you do have avoiding issues! Even Angelo said so.Mitchell : Are you really not hearing these things?Haley : Don't answer it, I'll get it!Claire : Hi! Hey, you must be Dylan.Phil : Hey, Dylan, yeah.Claire :: I'm Haley's mother.Haley : Hey, come on, let's go.Claire : Hang on one second. Dylan... You're still in High School?Dylan : Yeah, I’m a Senior.Claire : Phil, sweetie, honey. He is Dylan and he is a Senior.you have to scare him.Phil : Let me meet this playa. Phil Dunphy, yo!Phil : It's like that, you just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. You're mouth might be saying: Hey, we cool! But you're eyes are like: No, we not! Nice to meet you! No, it's not! It's all good? No, it's ...Dylan : Jo.Haley : Okay, I've seen two guysPhil : Wait You two ... two keep it real? You know what I mean, son?Dylan : Not really.Haley : Please stop.Phil : That's cool! Oh, God, That's my back!Phil : Owh, oh, I slipped in the baby oil.Phil : Ooh, where you from originally? I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation. Claire : I don't know about this, shall I call a doctor?Phil : No, no, no. You're very strong homesDylan : Thanks.Phil : Okay, nice, nice soft landing. Okay, I am on my side though, so flip me right back and we're good. We'll be good. Just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine, so.Manny : Brenda Feldman.Gloria : What is that?Manny : A poem I’ve written for Brenda Feldman.Jay : Of course that is.Manny : I put my thoughts into words, and now my words into action!Jay : Ey, I give you 50 bucks not to do this.Manny : I'm eleven years old, what am I gonna do with money?Jay : What are you gonna do with a sixteen year old?Gloria : It's like a bullfight!Jay : Ever seen a bullfight? I can't watch this.Gloria : You're in such a bad mood. And I know why, It's because that man thought you were my father.Jay : No.Gloria : Yes.Jay : No.Gloria : When you say no like that, it's always yes. Come on, we're in the mall, let's get you like some younger clothes ... there's a store there that I know...Jay :I don't need any younger clothes! And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.Gloria : Good, you shouldn't. You should only care what I think. I love you, and I don't care how old you are. So stop being an gloomy goos, and stop being so hard on Manny.Jay : The only reason I'm hard on Manny is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself. And I can smell that hair goo of his from here!Gloria : Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there but you're his family now. And that means only one thing. You be there winning his back, not to spit in his face!Jay : What?Gloria : Something my mom always says, it's gorgeous in Spanish. Look, he's there.Manny : She has a boyfriend.Gloria : OHH, I'm sorry, mi nino.Manny : I gave her my heart. She gave me a picture of me as an old time sheriff. That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it?Gloria : No mi amore, It was brave, right Jay? Brave.Jay : I.. b... you'll know better next time. Come on! Let's get a pretzel.Security guard : Oh, excuse me, sir? We asked all mall-walkers to stay to the right.Haley : Alex, get out! MOM!Claire : Alex, leave your sister alone!Alex: I was just getting my book, gosh!Claire : I know sweetie, but you need to respect her privacy. What are they doing up there? Alex: Nothing, lying in her bed, watching a movie.Claire : Okay... Okay... I'm making a cake for tonight, you wanna help me with the frosting? Alex: Sure. So, you know if Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months and then like tell everyone the baby's yours?Claire : What?Alex: That senior at school was out sick for like four months, but Terna Wristniks says she was out breastfeeding in a cleanup carwash.Phil : Buddy, what are you wearing?Luke : Nothing.Phil : No jacket, one hat. How many pairs of underwear do you have on?Luke : One (ix)Alex:First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat, and how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.Claire : Haley is not getting pregnant!Alex: I'm just saying if.Claire : I know, and I know you like to make trouble for your sister but it's not gonna work this time. You know why? 'Cause your sister is a good girl. I know, I was just like her when I was...Phil : I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this. This is an important lesson that you're leaning, so. It's all good, keep it...Luke : You're to close, it's gonna hurt.Phil : It's supposed to hurt!Luke : And why are you smiling?Phil : I'm... What? Oh, forget it. I can't do this. The point is, you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.Luke : Awww!Haley : Mom?! What are you doing?Claire : Hey, I was just dropping off some laundry, This is a bad time?Haley : Yeah...Claire : Oh, okay.Haley : Can you shut the door please?Claire : Actually we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.Haley : Why?Claire : Because I have seen this little show before: Lying on the bed with a tall, senior. one minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air-hockey table with your bra un-pocket!Haley : Mom!Luke : You hit my bone!Phil : It was an accident!Luke : I thought we were friends!Phil : I am your friend!Haley : Dad?! Dad, you have got to talk to mom, she is like completely freaking out and embarrassing me.Phil : Well, honey, you're mom isn't always as cool about things as I... What is with this thing! Mitchell : My dad, ehm, my dad isn't completely comfortable with this, ehm, he still does this thing. It's been five years now. And he still does this thing where he announces himself before walking into any room were in. Just to make sure he doesn't have to ever see us kiss.Cameron : Wish my mother had that system. Remember?Mitchell : Not now.Mitchell : I still can't believe you did this to me!Cameron : Would you get in the spirit of things! It's a celebration!Mitchell : Oh God.Cameron : Okay, I'm gonna go get Lily ready, and I want you to just come straight out with it, Mitchell : Alright.Cameron : You can do this! Sports guy chest bump,Mitchell : No.Cameron : Sports guy chest bump!Mitchell : Cam. Do it, GO!Mitchell : Hey, how are you? Hi guys! Well thank you, thanks.Claire : Oh Don't thank us open it, dad is coming right behind.Jay : Knock, knock, we're here! Coming in!Mitchell :Don't worry dad, nothing gay going on here. May I take you're multicolored coat and you're bejeweled cap?Jay : Yeah.Phil : Hey Jay.Claire : Gloria, hi! How are you?Phil : Hi Gloria, how are you? What a beautiful dress!Gloria : Thank you, Phil! Oh, Okay.Claire : Phil! She said Phil, not feel!Jay : So how was you're trip?Mitchell : It was good, it was good actually but...about that I have something that I need to tell you guys. We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We, kinda have some big news.Jay : Oh, God, if Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving!Claire : Dad!Haley : I hope he didn't embarrass you, mom.Claire : Don't mind her, Haley had her first boy over today, and Phil shot him.Mitchell :Anyway, so about a year ago. Cam and I sort of feeling this longing for something more...like, maybe a baby.Jay : Woooh, that's a bad idea.Mitchell : What do you mean, bad idea?Jay : Well, kids need a mother! I mean, if you two guys are bored, get a dog!Mitchell : We're not bored, dad!Gloria : I support you Mitchell, and though you're not my sonClaire : I, I think what dad is trying to say is that, Mitchell you're a little uptight, kids bring chaos and you don't handle well.Mitchell : Oh, That's not what dad is saying . That's what you're saying. And it's insulting in an whole different way.Phil : Okay, people, let's all chillax!Alex: Hey! Where's uncle Cameron?Mitchell : Finally, thank you, someone who's not insulting me, notices he's not here.Jay : Oh! So, that's the big announcement. You two broke up. Well a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway! And you know? Let me tell you, your'll be better of, because he was a bit of a drama queen.Mitchell : No, no, no! Stop, stop! You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend who by the way is not that dramatic! We've adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.Cameron : Exciting!Mitchell : Just turn it off.Cameron : I can't turn it off, it's who I am!Mitchell : The music!Cameron : Oh, yes, the music. Come, say hello Lily.Haley : Oh, she's so cute!Phil : Let me see her. Hi Lily. Lily? Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say? No?Jay : Excuse me... Okay, I, I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But... What do I know?I mean, It's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. I've been trying all my life to get it right, i'm still screwing up. Right, Manny?Manny : I wrote a song about it in the car.Jay : Of course you did. Anyway, I'm happy for you! And you should know that... I'm not here to spit in your face, I'm here to blow at your back. It's supposed to sound better in Spanish. Anyhow, Mitch...Mitchell : No, dad, it's... I got it, I got it.Claire : She want's her daddy.Mitchell : Do you wanna meet grandpa?Jay : You're kidding? She's one of us now, Let me see that little pot sticker! Eey, you're a cutie, aren't you!Jay : We're from different worlds. Yet we somehow fit together. Love is what's binds us. Through fair, or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda To let you know my heart is yours. Feldman, coma, Brenda I mean seriously!Phil : Luke, so far, he hasn't beaten me at basketball.Phil : It's 2-0. Get that! Will you step out of my kitchen! Could you just do me a favour and just grab... How's the weather down there?Phil :But, when the day comes that he does win, if, you know, if when...he beats me. I'm just gonna be like, "well done! Well done!" Just let him, just support him. In that kind of stuff. I'm probably just wanna go like, 2 out of 3, and just see what happens there, but.。