妙语短篇a1第八课

妙语短篇a1第七篇原文One morning a mailman walked up to a house。

He rang the bell。

A few seconds later a window of the house opened，and a woman put her head out。

”What is it ？”she wanted to know。

”I've got a package for Mrs。

Smith，”the mailman said。

”Is it registered？”the woman asked。

”Yes，”the mailman said。

”Is it a big package or a small package？”the woman wanted to know next。

”It's quite a big package。

”the mailman told her。

”I see。

”The woman thought for a minute，then she said，”Who is it from？”The mailman looked at the return address on the back of the package。

”It's from Jones and Jones in London，”he said。

Now the woman was very interested。

”From Jones and Jones，eh？”she said。

”That's a very expensive shop。

What's in the package？””Madam，”the mailman said，becoming quite angry with the woman，”I don't know。

1. A Difficult QuestionFour girls went to school every day by taxi.One day one of the girls said, "There's a test this morning. Let's get to school late. Then we won't have to take the test.""What can we tell the teacher?" one of the girls said. "He'll be angry. We'll need a good excuse."The girls thought for several moments, then one of them said, "Let's tell him that our taxi had a flat tire.""That's a good idea," the other girls said. "We'll tell him that." They arrived at school an hour later. The test was finished."Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "You missed the test.""Our taxi had a flat tire," one of the girls said.The teacher thought for a moment, then he said, "Sit down, one of you in each corner of the room."The four girls did this.Then the teacher said, "Write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: Which tire was flat?"excuse 借口,理由several 几个的（至少3个）moment 片刻，时刻flat 平的tire 轮胎flat tire 轮胎漏气arrive 到达miss 错过，失却EXERCISE 1Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story.在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

1. A Difficult QuestionFour girls went to schoolevery day by taxi.One day one of thegirls said, "There's a testthis morning. Let's get toschool late. Then we won'thave to take the test.""What can we tell theteacher?" one of the girlssaid. "He'll be angry. We'llneed a good excuse."The girls thought for several moments, then one ofthem said, "Let's tell him that our taxi had a flat tire.""That's a good idea," the other girls said. "We'll tell him that." They arrived at school an hour later. The test was finished."Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "You missed the test.""Our taxi had a flat tire," one of the girls said.The teacher thought for a moment, then he said, "Sit down, one of you in each corner of the room."The four girls did this.Then the teacher said, "Write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: Which tire was flat?"excuse 借口,理由several 几个的（至少3个）moment 片刻，时刻flat 平的tire 轮胎flat tire 轮胎漏气arrive 到达miss 错过，失却EXERCISE 1Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story. 在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

妙语短篇a1答案15篇【篇一：妙语短篇a1之1、a difficult question】> four girls went to school every day by taxi.one day one of the girls said, theres a test this morning. lets get to school late, then we wont have to take the test. what can we tell the teacher? one of the girls said. hell be angry. well need a good excuse. the girls though for several moments, then one of them said ,lets tell him that our taxi had a flat fire . thats a good idea, the other girls said. well tell him that. they arrived at school an hour late. the test was finished. why are you late? the teacher asked. you missed the test. our taxi had a flat fire, one of the girls said. the teacher thought for a moment, then he said ,sit down ,one of you in each comer of the room . the four girls did this then the teacher said, write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: which tire was flat?有四个女生每天都乘的士去上课.有一天，一个女生说“今天早上要考试，不如我们迟点去学校，这样我们就不用考试了” 其中一个女生说“那我们应该怎么跟老师说?他会很生气的，我们需要一个很好的借口。

妙语短篇a116答案【篇一：妙语短篇a1之8、a sad story】txt>jim met two friends in the street. come back to my apartment for a meal, he said you can see the whole of the city from my bedroom window.his two friends agreed and they went back with jin to the aparment building where he lived on the 40th floor. when they arrived, however, the elevator(电梯) was out of order.lm sorry,” jim said, well have to walk .but its forty floors! they said.well talk as we climb, jim said, you can tell me the mewjokes youve heard and when we get to my apartment lll tell you a story. his friends agreed and they started to climb the forty flights of stairs .at last they reached the top floor and were standing outside the door of jims apartment.now tell us a good story. his friends said.jim looked at them sadly and said once upon a time there was a man who met two friends. he invide them to his apatment on the fortieth floor. the elevator wasnt working and they had to climb forty flights of stairs. when they reached the fortiethfloor he put his hand in his pocket for the key to the door of his apartment .lt wasnt there. then he remembered where is was. lt was in his car8.一个悲伤的故事吉姆在街上遇见了两个朋友。

2.The Hole In The GroundThere was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm.Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always full of water, and the drivers of the cars could not see how deep the hole was. They thought it was probably shallow.Then when they drove into the hole, they could not drive out because it was so deep.The farmer did not spend much time working on his farm. He spent most of it watching the hole.When a car drove into it, he pulled the car out with his tractor and charged the driver a lot of money for doing this.One day, the driver of a car said to him, "You must make a lot of money pulling cars out of this hole night and day.""Oh, no," the farmer said. "I don't pull cars out of the hole at night. At night I fill the hole with water."New Words and Expressionshole 洞，坑deep 深的probably 很可能shallow, 浅的spend 用（钱），花（时间）等tractor 拖拉机charge 收费fill 钱EXERCISE 1，1. Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story. 在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

大学英语精读第一册第8课内容大学英语精读第一册第8课内容导语：大学英语精读内容丰富有趣并有定的启发性，下面YJBYS 店铺分享大学英语精读第一册第8课的内容，欢迎学习!TEXTA young boy faces the impossible task of trying to soften the blow of tragic mews.You Go Your Way, I'll Go MineThe messenger got off his bicycle in front of the house of Mrs. Rosa Sandoval. He went to the door and knocked gently. He knew almost immediately that someone was inside the house. He could not hear anything, but he was sure the knock was bringing someone to the door and he was most eager to see who this person would be -- his woman named Rosa Sandoval who was now to heat of murder in the world and to feel it in herself. The door was not a long time opening, but there was no hurry in the way it moved on its hinges. The movement of the door was as if, whoever she was, she and nothing in the world to fear. Then the door was open, and there she was.To Homer the Mexican woman was beautiful. He could see that she had been patient all her life, so that now, after years of it, her lips were set in a gentle and saintly smile. But like all people who never receive telegrams the appearance of a messenger at the front door is full of terrible implication. Homer knew that Mrs. Rosa Sandoval was shocked to see him. Her first word was the first word of all surprise. She said "Oh," as if instead of a messenger she had thought of opening the door to someone she had know a long time and would be pleased to sit down with. Before she spoke again she studied Homer's eyes and HomerKnew that she knew the message was not a welcome one."You have a telegram?" she said.It wasn't Homer's fault. His work was to deliver telegrams. Even so, it seemed to him that he was part of the whole mistake. He felt awkward and almost as if he alone were responsible for what had happened. At the same time he wanted to come right out and say, "I'm only a messenger, Mrs. Sandoval, I'm very sorry I must bring you a telegram like this, but it is only because it is my work to do so.""Who is it for?" the Mexican woman said."Mrs. Rosa Sandoval, 1129 G Street." Homer said. He extended the telegram to the Mexican woman, but she would not touch it."Are you Mrs. Sandoval?" Homer said."Please," the woman said. "Please come in. I cannot read English. I am Mexican. I read only La Prensa which comes from Mexico City." She paused a moment and looked at the boy standing awkwardly as near the door as he could be and still be inside the house."Please," she said, "what does the telegram say?""Mrs. Sandoval," the messenger said, "the telegram says --"But now the woman interrupted him. "But you must open the telegram and read it to me," she said. "You have not opened it.""Yes, ma'am," Homer said as if he were speaking to a school teacher who had just corrected him.He opened the telegram with nervous fingers. The Mexican woman stooped to pick up the torn envelope, and tried to smooth it out. As she did so she said, "Who sent the telegram -- my son Juan Domingo?""No, ma'am." Homer said. "The telegram is from the WarDepartment.""War Department?" the Mexican woman said."Mrs. Sandoval," Homer said swiftly, "your son is dead. Maybe it's a mistake, Everybody makes a mistake, Mrs. Sandoval. Maybe it wasn't your son. Maybe it was somebody else. The telegram says it was Juan Domingo. But maybe the telegram is wrong,"The Mexican woman pretended not to hear."Oh, do not be afraid," she said. "Come inside. Come inside.I will bring you candy." She took the boy's arm and brought him to the table at the center of the room and there she made him sit."All boys like candy," she said. "I will bring you candy." She went into another room and soon returned with an old chocolate candy box. She opened the box at the table and in it Homer saw a strange kind of candy."Here," she said. "Eat this candy. All boys like candy."Homer took a piece of the candy from the box, put it into his mouth, and tried to chew."You would not bring me a bad telegram," she said. "You are a good boy -- like my little Juanito when he was a little boy. Eat another piece." And she made the messenger take another piece of the candy.Homer sat chewing the dry candy while the Mexican woman talked. "It is our own candy," she said, "from cactus. I made it for my Juanito when he come home, but you eat it. You are my boy, too."Now suddenly she began to sob, holding herself in as if weeping were a disgrace. Homer wanted to get up and run, but he knew he would stay. He even thought he might stay the restof his life. He just didn't know what else to do to try to make the woman less unhappy, and if she had asked him to take the place of her son, he would not have been able to refuse, because he would not have known how. He got to his feet, as if by standing he meant to begin correcting what could not be corrected and then he knew the foolishness of this intention and became more awkward than ever. In his heart he was saying over and over again, "What can I do? What the hell can I do? I'm only the messenger." NEW WORDSsoftenv. (cause to) become soft(er) or gentle (使)软化;(使)温和tragica. very sad, unfortunate; of or related to tragedy 悲惨的;悲剧的messengern. a person employed to deliver telegrams, letters or parcels 送信人，电报投递员gentlyad. softly 轻轻地immediatelya. at onceimmediatea.eagera. marked by strong interest or impatient desire 热切的，渴望的hingen. 铰链whoeverpron. no matter who 无论谁，不管谁a. like a saint; very holy 像圣徒一样的;圣洁的implicationn. 含义implyvt.shockvt. cause unpleasant or angry surprise to (sb.) 使(某人)震惊delivervt. take (sth.) to the place where it esp. sth. bad 交付，递送awkwarda. uncomfortable 尴尬的responsiblea. having done or been the cause of esp. sth. bad(应)负责的Mexicann & a. 墨西哥人;墨西哥(人)的`extendvt. hold out 伸出pausevi. stop for a short time 暂停，中止interruptvt. stop (sb. speaking) by breaking in 打断(某人讲话) nervousa. 神经质的;紧张的ma'ammadam (used in direct address) 夫人，太太，小姐smoothvt. make smooth or smoother 把...弄平departmentn. 部门;系ad. rapidly, quickly 快速地;敏捷地swifta.chocolaten. 巧克力(糖)chewvt. crush (food) with the teeth 咀嚼cactusn. 仙人掌sobvi. cry with short, quick breaths 啜泣;呜咽disgracen. shame 耻辱;丢脸的人(或事)unhappya. not happyhelln. 地狱PHRASES & EXPRESSIONShear ofhave knowledge of or receive information about 听到，听说be responsible forbe the cause of 应对...负责的come out (with)speak out 大声地说，清楚地说smooth outmake smooth(er)hold oneself incontrol one's feelingstake the place ofact or be used instead of, replace 代替，取代get to one's feelstand upover and over againvery often, repeatedly 反复地，再三地PROPER NAMESRosa Sandoval罗莎.桑多瓦尔Homer霍默Mexico City墨西哥城(墨西哥首都)Juan Domingo胡安多明哥the War Department(美国)陆军部(旧称)Juanito胡安尼特(Juan的昵称)下载全文下载文档。

ThinkingOne day, Tony met his friend, Alan, in thestreet. Tony was quite rich, but Alan was poor.The two boys walked along the street together.They talked about many things. Tony liked tolisten to music and he told Alan about some newsongs. Alan liked reading, and he told Tonyabout some new books.They had the same friends,and they talked about these, too.Then Tony remembered something. "I lent you ten dollars last week," he said. "Can you give it back to me""I'm very sorry, Tony," Alan said. "I forgot about it."He thought about this money for a minute. Then he said, "I haven't got any money with me today. I'll pay you back tomorrow.""All right," Tony said, "I can wait another day."At that moment a man ran up. He had a knife in his hand. Alan and Tony were afraid. He was a dangerous man."Give me your money," he said to Tony.Tony took out his wallet and gave it to the thief.The thief took out the money and threw the wallet on to the ground. "Now you give me your money," he said to Alan.Alan thought quickly. He took out his wallet, but he did not give it to the thief. He gave it to Tony and said, "I owe you some money, Tony. Here it is."New Words and Expressionsquite 相当，完全rich 富的，有钱的poor穷的remember记得，回忆起lend 把…..借给，借出 dangerous危险的wallet钱包thief小偷owe欠EXERCISE I1. Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story.在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

2.The Hole In The GroundThere was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always full of water, and the drivers of the cars could not see how deep the hole was. They thought it was probably shallow.Then when they drove into the hole, they could not drive out be​c ause it was so deep.The farmer did not spend much time working on his farm. He spent most of it watching the hole.When a car drove into it, he pulled the car out with his tractor and charged the driver a lot of money for doing this.One day, the driver of a car said to him, "You must make a lot of money pulling cars out of this hole night and day.""Oh, no," the farmer said. "I don't pull cars out of the hole at night. At night I fill the hole with water."New Words and Expressionshole 洞，坑deep 深的probably 很可能shallow, 浅的spend 用（钱），花（时间）等tractor 拖拉机charge 收费fill 钱EXERCISE 1，1. Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story.在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

妙语短篇A第课短语 Document number【980KGB-6898YT-769T8CB-246UT-18GG08】第八篇1. 在街上 in the street2. 返回（某处） come back to…3. 城市全貌 the whole of the city4. 公寓大楼 apartment building5. 住在第四十层 live on the 40th floor6. 坏了 out of order / be broken /don’t work7. 不得不 have to8. 讲笑话 tell a joke /tell jokes9. 讲故事 tell a story /tell stories10. 到达 arrive at/in ; reach; get to11. 四十层楼 forty flights of stairs12. 最后，终于 at last/ in the end / finally13. 顶层 the top floor14. 伤心的故事 a sad story15. 伤心地看着…… look at… sadly16. 从前 once upon a time17. 邀请（某人）去 invite sb. to…18. 门钥匙 the key to the door第九篇1. 世界上 in the world2. 最棒的推销员 the best salesman3. 高薪，高报酬 top pay4. 告诉自己 tell oneself5. 自言自语 say to oneself6. 请求（某人）得到（某物） ask sb. for sth.7. 给（某人）（某物） give sb. sth. / give sth. to sb.8. 从…..取出（某物） take sth. out of9. 每天 every day10. 整天 all day11. 整日整夜 all day and all night12. 从……到…… from… to…13. 努力做(某事) try to do sth.14. 赠送，捐出（某物） give sth. Away15. 在…..的末端，结束的时候 at the end of……16. 一千盒糖果 a thousand boxes of candy17. 测验/考试合格 pass a test/an exam18. 参加考试 take a test19. 考试不合格 fail a test20. 有测验 have a test第十篇1. 讨钱 beg for money2. 卖火柴盒 sell boxes of matches3. 等公共汽车 wait for a bus4. 香的花儿 sweet-smelling flowers5. 走开 go away6. 一双，成一对（两个） a couple of7. 两片面包 a couple of pieces of bread/two ieces of bread8. 两个人，夫妇，男女朋友 a couple9. 几个（2、3、4个） a few10.没有工作的人 people who cannot get work。

1. A Difficult QuestionFour girls went to school every day by taxi.One day one of the girls said, "There's a test this morning.Let's get to school late. Then we won't have to take the test.""What can we tell the teacher?" one of the girls said."He'll be angry. We'll need a good excuse."The girls thought for several moments, then one of them said,"Let's tell him that our taxi had a flat tire.""That's a good idea," the other girls said. "We'll tell him that." They arrived at school an hour later. The test was finished."Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "You missed the test.""Our taxi had a flat tire," one of the girls said.The teacher thought for a moment, then he said, "Sit down, one of you in each corner of the room."The four girls did this.Then the teacher said, "Write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: Which tire was flat?"excuse 借口,理由several 几个的（至少3个）moment 片刻，时刻flat 平的tire 轮胎flat tire 轮胎漏气arrive 到达miss 错过，失却EXERCISE 1Choose the best answer a, b, c or d, to these questions about the story.在a，b，c，d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

8.A Sad StoryJim met two friends in the street."Come back to my apartment for a meal," he said."You can see the whole of the city from my bedroomwindow."His two friends agreed and they went back with Jimto the apartme nt build ing where he lived on the40th floor.Whe n they arrived, however, the elevator was outof order."I'm sorry," Jim said, "we'll have to walk.""But it's forty floors!" they said."We'll talk as we climb," Jim said. "You can tell me the new jokes you've heard and when we get to my apartment I'll tell you a story." His friends agreed and they started to climb the forty flights of stairs. At last they reached the top floor and were sta nding outside the door of Jim's apartme nt."Now tell us a good story," his friends said.Jim looked at them sadly and said, "Once upon a time there was a man who met two friends. He invited them to his apartment on the fortieth floor. The elevator was n't worki ng and they had to climb forty flights of stairs. When they reached the fortieth floor he put his hand in his pocket for the key to the door of his apartme nt. It was n't there. The n he remembered where it was. It was in hisII car.New Words and Expressi ons apartment 公寓 whole全部的wi ndow窗户agree同意 elevator 电梯out of order 坏了 climb 爬joke笑话key钥匙EXERCISE I1. Choose the best an swer a, b, c or d, to these questi ons about the story.在a, b, c, d中选出一个最适合本故事的答案。

妙语短篇a1 答案15 篇【篇一：妙语短篇a1 之1、a difficult question 】> four girls went to school every day by taxi.one day one of the girls said, theres a test this morning. lets get to school late, then we wont have to take the test. what can wetell the teacher? one of the girls said. hell be angry. well need a good excuse. the girls though for several moments, then one of them said ,lets tell him that our taxi had a flat fire . thats a good idea, the other girls said. well tell him that. they arrived at school an hour late. the test was finished. why are you late? the teacher asked. you missed the test. our taxi had a flat fire, one of the girls said. the teacher thought for a moment, then hesaid ,sit down ,one of you in each comer of the room . the four girls did this then the teacher said, write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: which tire was flat? 有四个女生每天都乘的士去上课.有一天，一个女生说“今天早上要考试，不如我们迟点去学校，这样我们就不用考试了”其中一个女生说“那我们应该怎么跟老师说?他会很生气的，我们需要一个很好的借口。

新概念英语青少版1A第8课翻译内容一，句子翻译1，Do you have a brother or a sister ?______________________________________________________2, He is a clever boy ,But his dog is stupid.______________________________________________________3, He is so sad .Because he lost his bag.______________________________________________________4, I am so happy ,today .and you ?______________________________________________________5, He likes telling stories so much .______________________________________________________6,The story is so funny, I like it . But the dog in the story is silly.______________________________________________________二，文章翻译Fred and Jean are brother and sister. They are Americans. They are in the same school. Their school is not far from their home. Fred is in Mr Black's class. He is thirteen. He is one of the best students in his class. Mr Black likes him. He is good at Chinese, but Mr Black is not. Jean is eleven. She is in Mrs Black's class. Mrs Black is an English teacher. Jean is good at English, but she is not good at Chinese.( )1. Are Fred and Jean twins?A. Yes, they are.B. No, they aren't.C. Yes, they are in the same class.D. No, they are not American.( )2. How old is Jean? She is_____________.A. elevenB. twelveC. thirteenD. ten( )3. Who is good at Chinese?A. Mr BlackB. Mrs BlackC. JeanD. Fren( )4. Where is Fred and Jean's school?A. It's in China.B. It's behind a hill.C. It's near their home.D. It's in English.( )5. Which sentence is wrong?A. Fren and Jean are in the same family.B. Mr Black and Mrs Black are Fred and Jean's father and mother.C. Mr Black likes Fred very much.D. Mrs Black is Jean's English teacher.。

妙语短篇a1答案15篇【篇一：妙语短篇a1之1、a difficult question】> four girls went to school every day by taxi.one day one of the girls said, theres a test this morning. lets get to school late, then we wont have to take the test. what can we tell the teacher? one of the girls said. hell be angry. well need a good excuse. the girls though for several moments, then one of them said ,lets tell him that our taxi had a flat fire . thats a good idea, the other girls said. well tell him that. they arrived at school an hour late. the test was finished. why are you late? the teacher asked. you missed the test. our taxi had a flat fire, one of the girls said. the teacher thought for a moment, then he said ,sit down ,one of you in each comer of the room .the four girls did this then the teacher said, write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: which tire was flat?有四个女生每天都乘的士去上课.有一天，一个女生说“今天早上要考试，不如我们迟点去学校，这样我们就不用考试了” 其中一个女生说“那我们应该怎么跟老师说?他会很生气的，我们需要一个很好的借口。

1.饮食mrs.tan担心她的体重。

"我太胖" ，她告诉她的朋友，"我要减去很多的重量，但我不知道怎样做" 。

"去看看dr.wei " ，她的朋友说，"他会告诉你如何减轻体重" 。

于是mrs.tan 就去访问dr.wei ，并告诉他，她的问题。

"这有什么难的" ，他告诉她，"你需要做的就是节食.”，我会给你一个规定的饮食。

他开始写在一张纸上。

"多吃水果和蔬菜,还有瘦肉和谷物。

当他完成时，他交给她一张纸。

"给你. "他说，"吃这些东西，你将很快减轻重量" 。

几周后，mrs.tan的朋友来看望她。

她的朋友惊讶地看到，她甚至比以前还要胖!她在吃一个巨大的巧克力夹心蛋糕和冰淇淋。

"我以为你在节食" ，她的朋友说。

"哦，对."她回答说, "我现在已经有了规定的饮食里的所有的食物，现在，我在吃我的晚餐" 。

2. 休假汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。

如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。

如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。

他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。

在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。

一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。

他爸爸很惊讶。

“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗？”“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。

我提前回来了。

”“你怎么会提前回来了？”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了？”“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。

”“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。

你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。

”“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。

”3. 情书珍妮戈登是一个善良又美丽的女人，在她结婚之前，很多男人都很喜欢她。

妙语短篇A1的翻译4年轻的医生一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻. "医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了" "把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查" 老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常. 他听了老人的心跳?看他的喉咙?他给老人做了全身的检查. 最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康." "那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服" "如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一趟"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查" 好的,医生"老人回答老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室? 几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了! 医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"5一顿便宜的饭一个男人走进了一家饭馆,坐在了其中一个桌子前,服务员走上前给他看菜单.这位男士看得很仔细,然后按顺序看了所有最贵的菜.服务员为他提供了这些菜,这个男人吃得很香. 然后一个小男孩走进饭馆坐在了这个男人的桌前. 这位服务员走过来对男人说:"你的小孩喜欢什么呢,先生?" "噢,一个冰淇淋."男人告诉他,然后他站起来对服务员说:"我要出去买一份报纸." 他离开了饭馆.服务员给了小男孩一个冰淇淋,这个男孩吃了它,然后站起来向门口走. 服务员赶上了他. "对不起,"他说,"你的爸爸还没有回来给我买单." "噢,是的."服务员说:"你要在这等你爸爸,直到他去银行付完钱为止." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩说,"我不知道他是谁." 服务员不明白，"你是什么意思?"他问. "这个男人在街上找到我,"男孩说,"他问我喜不喜欢冰淇淋，我说我喜欢,然后他告诉我2点来这个饭馆,坐在他的桌前,他说他会给我一些."6这不是个小问题Mr. Guppy是一个庞大的人，他有一副响亮的声音和一个火爆的脾气。