2023年最新的英语幽默小故事10篇1Mr. Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too.The other people in the carriage laughed. “Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back” they ask ed.“No,” Mr. Jones answered, “but there’s no name and no addressin my hat, and there’s a name and address on the bag. Someone’s going to find both of them near each other, and he’s going to send me the bag and the hat.”琼斯先生有几天的假期，所以他说，“我要去山上的火车。
”他穿上他最好的衣服，拿了一个小袋子，去了火车站，上了火车。
他有一顶漂亮的帽子，他经常把他的头伸出车窗去看山。
但是风把他的帽子。
琼斯先生很快把他的旧袋子，把它扔出窗外。
车厢里的人都笑了。
“难道你的包会把你的漂亮的帽子带回来吗？“他们问。
“不，”琼斯先生回答说，“但是没有名字和地址在我的帽子上，并且有一个名字和地址的包。
有人会发现它们，并且他将我的包和帽子给我。
”2An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock.The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.The man took a gun out of his pocket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys in his hand and said, “Young man, you’re stupid! Never leave your keys in your car: someone’s going to steal it!”The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he looked at the clerk—and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank, got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.一位老太太出去购物上周二。
她来到银行，看见一辆汽车门附近。
一个男人走出来，进了银行。
她看着车。
钥匙在锁。
老太太把钥匙跟着那人进了银行。
那个男人从口袋里掏出一把枪，对店员说，“给我所有的钱。
”不过老太太不见。
她去的人，把钥匙放在他手上，说，“年轻人，你是愚蠢的！永远不会离开你的车钥匙：有人去偷！“男人看着老太太几秒钟。
然后他看着clerk-and 然后他把他的钥匙，跑到银行，上了他的车，很快开走了，没有任何的钱。
”3Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary asked.“Yes, it is,” her mother said.Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class.“We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.”“Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.“No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.玛丽是一个英国女孩，但她住在罗马。
她六岁。
去年她妈妈对她说，“你六岁了，玛丽，你要开始去学校吗。
你会很喜欢它，因为它是一个很好的学校。
”“这是一个英语学校？“玛丽问。
“是的，是的，”她母亲说。
玛丽去学校，享受她的课。
她的母亲经常带她到学校在上午和下午接她回家。
上周一她妈妈去学校在四点的时候，玛丽跑到她的课。
“我们已经有了一个新的女孩在我们班今天，妈妈，”她说。
“她六岁了，而且她很漂亮，但她不是英国人。
她是德国人。
”她会说英语吗？“玛丽的妈妈问。
“不，但她笑着说英语，”玛丽高兴地说。
4Mrs. Jones did not have a husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said, “Please cut the grass in the garden this afternoon, boys.” The boys did not like it, but they always did it.Then somebody gave one of the boys a magazine, and they saw a picture of a beautiful lawn-mower in it. There was a seat on it, and there was a woman on the seat.The boy took the picture to his mother and brother and said to them, “Look, that woman’s sitting on the lawn-mower and driving it and cutting the grass. W e want one of those.”“One of those lawn-mowers” his mother asked. “No,” the boy said. “We want one of those women. Then she can cut grass every week.”琼斯太太没有丈夫，但她有两个儿子。
他们是大的，强壮的男孩，但是他们很懒惰。
在星期六他们不去上学，然后他们的妈妈总是说，“请把花园里的草今天下午，男孩。
”男孩们不喜欢它，但他们总是这样做。
于是有人给了一个男孩杂志，他们看到了一幅美丽的割草机，在它。
有一个座位上，有一个女人，在座位上。
那男孩把照片传到自己的母亲和弟弟，对他们说，“看，那女的坐在草坪割草机和驾驶它和割草。
我们想要的。
”“其中一个剪草机？“他的妈妈问。
“不，”男孩说。
“我们想要一个这样的女人。
然后她每星期可割的草。
”5One of Harry’s feet was bigger and the other. “I can never find boots and shoes for my feet,” he said to his friend Dick.“Why don’t you go to a shoemaker” Dick said. “A good one can make you the right shoes.”“I’ve never been to a shoemaker,” Harry said. “Aren’t they very expensive”“No,” Dick said,“some of them aren’t. There’s a good on e in our village, and he’s quite cheap. Here’s his address.” He wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to Harry.Harry went to the shoemaker in Dick’s village a few days later, and the shoemaker made him some shoes.Harry went to the shop again a week later and looked at the shoes. Then he said to the shoemaker angrily, “You’re a silly man! I said, ‘Make one shoe bigger than the other,’ but you’ve made one smaller than the other!”哈利的一个更大的脚。
