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世界各类企业sloganNOKIA 科技以人为本！联想人类失去联想，世界将会怎样！李宁一切皆有可能安踏我选择,我喜欢雀巢咖啡,味道好极了钻石恒久远,一颗永流传。

（De Beers钻石）we do , we said世事无绝对，惟有真情趣。

(轩妮诗)Good to the last drop．滴滴香浓，意犹未尽.（麦斯威尔咖啡）Obey your thirst．服从你的渴望。

（雪碧）The new digital era．数码新时代。

（索尼影碟机）s l～——---—-———--——————-—-—--—--——-——-—-———-—-——--——-———-—-——----——--———-——-——---—-—-Iz＆gWe lead．Others copy．我们领先，他人仿效。

(理光复印机）we do , we saidImpossible made possible．使不可能变为可能.(佳能打印机)Take time to indulge．尽情享受吧！（雀巢冰激凌）The relentless pursuit of perfection．不懈追求完美。

（凌志轿车）Just do it。

只管去做。

(耐克运动鞋）Poetry in motion，dancing close to me．动态的诗，向我舞近。

（丰田汽车）we do ，we saidCome to where the flavors is．Marlboro Country．光临风韵之境-—万宝路世界。

（万宝路香烟)me, the past is black and white，but the future is always color．对我而言，过去平礯无奇；而未来,却是绚烂缤纷。

（轩尼诗酒）Ask for more. 渴望无限。

（百事流行鞋）The taste is great. 味道好极了。

（雀巢咖啡)Feel the new space。

Freud said, "love and work. Work and love. 弗洛伊德说过爱情和工作That's all there is." 就是生活的全部Well, I'm retired,and my wife is dead. 不过我退休了我的太太也去世了As you can imagine, that's given me some time on my hands. 你能想得出来我现在有时间搞自己的事情了My wife's been gone for three and a half years. 我的太太去世三年半了I miss her in every way. And retirement? 我每日都在思念她那么我对退休后的感觉呢That is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity. 就是需要不停的发挥创造力At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it. 一开始我承认我享受过刚退休的新鲜感Sort of felt like I was playing hooky. 有点像我在翘班的感觉I used all the miles I'd saved and traveled the globe. 我按照以前积攒下来的里程数进行了环球旅行The problem was, no matter where I went, as soonas I got home,但问题在于无论去到哪里我一到家The nowhere-To-Be thing hit me like a ton of bricks. 那种无所事事无处可去的感觉重重的打击了我I realized the key to this whole deal was to keep moving. 我意识到保持新鲜感的关键就在于不停的行动Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. 起身走出家门去个地方Anywhere. 哪儿都行Come rain or shine, I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15. 晴雨无阻我会在7点15到达星巴克Excuse me, mind if we join you? 不好意思介意我们拼桌吗- No. - Hey. How are you? -不介意-嘿你好吗Can't explain it, but it makes me feel part ofsomething.无法解释地这给了我一种归属感These guys today, they're not numbers guys. 今天要见的这些人不是那种喜欢听数字的Don't talk figures with them. 不要和他们谈数据How do I spend the rest of my days? 我该怎样度过这一天剩下的时间呢You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle. 随你高尔夫球都市看电影打扑克Tried yoga, learned to cook, 做瑜伽学厨艺Bought some plants, took classes in mandarin. 种点花草上普通话班Xiang xin wo, wo shen me dou shiguo le. 相信我我什么都试过了Translation..."Believe me, I've tried everything." 翻译成英文就是相信我我什么都试过了And then, of course, there are the funerals. 当然也参加过一些葬礼So many more than I could imagine. 参加过的葬礼比我想象的还要多The only traveling I do these days 这些天我唯一一次旅行Is out to San Diego to visit my son and his family. 就是去圣地亚哥看我儿子一家They're great. I love them to pieces. 他们很好我超爱他们But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them 不过说实话我觉得我可能有点太依赖他们了Way more than I should. 过于依赖Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhappy person. 别误会我不是一个悲观的人Quite the contrary. 恰恰相反I just know there's a hole in my life, and I need to fill it. 我只是意识到我的生活出现了空洞我需要填满它Soon. 尽快填好Which brings me to today when I was leaving the market 如此生活到了今天当我离开菜市场的时候And caught your flyer out of the corner of my eye. 你的传单出现在我的眼边Hmm. 嗯"Seniors, be an intern." 老人当实习生Ben, I thought that was you. 本我就觉得是你Hi. 嗨Hey. 嘿What'd you find? 你发现了什么I think an internet place is looking for seniorinterns.我觉得是个网络公司在招老年实习生- Am I reading this right? - Let me see. -我没看错吧-让我看看"Applicants must be over 65 years of age... 申请者必须超过65岁have organizational skills, a genuine interest in e-Commerce," 具有组织协调能力对电子商务有发自内心的爱Whatever that is... 不管那是啥"...and a Roll-Up-Your-Sleeves attitude." 还要有踏实肯干的态度About The Fit. Com, isn't that the outfit that was... 正好合身公司这是不是那个yeah, yeah, yeah. 对对对They bought one of those old factories in RedHook.他们在红钩区买了个老工厂My daughter says they sell clothes on the internet. 我女儿说他们是在网上卖衣服的How that works, I have no idea. 我一点都不知道那怎么搞Well, you have to upload the application. 你得上传你的申请That could be challenging. Listen to this... 这有点难听好"Cover letters are so old-Fashioned. 求职信实在太过时了Show us who you are with a cover-Letter video. 附一段视频来介绍自己Upload your video to youtube or vimeo using 把视频上传到YouTube或者Vimeo. Mov, . Avi,or a. Mpg file. 做成Mov Avi格式或者Mpg文件We look forward to meeting you." 我们期待与您的会面Well, I guess that's meeting me. 好吧我猜他们把看视频就当跟我见面了I swear I don't even know what language that was. 我发誓我完全不知道他们在说啥What are you doing tonight, Ben? 你今晚要做什么本- A frozen lasagna? - Well... -做烤冷面吗-这个嘛I could make a little salad, turn it into a dinner fortwo,我本来想弄点沙拉当成两人份的晚餐Like we did that time and never did again. 就像我们做过一次之后再也没做过的那样You know that was over five months ago? 你知道那是五个月前的事了吗Oh, yeah. No, no, we got to do that again, for sure, 哦真没注意我们一定得再弄一次But okay if we take a rain check? 不过推后一点好吗You're awful cute, you know that? 你知不知道你简直太可爱了- No, I didn't.- Well, it's true, you are. -我不知道-真的你就是很可爱So I'll see you. 好了回见Don't take too long, doll. 小可爱不要拖太久You're not getting any younger. 再等你也不会变年轻的- I know, I know, I know. - All right. -我知道我知道-好的So here I am, applying to be one of your interns 所以我在这里申请成为你们的实习生Because the more I think about this idea, 因为我越琢磨这件事The more tremendous I think it is. 我越觉得这件事事关重大I love the idea of having a place I can go everyday.我喜欢有个地方让我每天都能去I want the connection, the excitement. 我想要那种连接关系兴奋感I want to be challenged, 我想迎接挑战And I guess I might even want to be needed. 甚至我想得到被需要的感觉The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out. 技术上的问题可能我会需要一些时间来学习I had to call my 9-Year-Old grandson 我还不得不打电话问了我9岁的孙子Just to find out what a usb connector was. 就为了问USB接口是什么东西But I'll get there. Eager to learn. 但我会学会的我渴望去学习Also, I want you to know I've been a company man all my life. 而且我希望你们明白我一直是个忠于单位的人I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, and I'm good in a crisis. 我很忠诚值得信赖并且在危机之时能挺身而出And I love that you're right here in Brooklyn. 而且我喜欢你们就在布鲁克林这里I've lived here all my life, and lately I feel 我一辈子都在这生活最近我觉得I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn, 作为住在布鲁克林的人我还不够嬉皮So this could help with that, too. 所以这也能帮我变得嬉皮起来I read once, musicians don't retire. 我曾经读到过音乐家是不会退休的They stop when there's no more music in them. 他们只是在没有音乐灵感的时候停下来Well, I still have music in me, absolutely positiveabout that.不过我还有着灵感我非常非常确定♪This is a world premiere ♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪This is a world premiere ♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪This is a world premiere♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪As I look around me ♪{\i1}♪我环顾四周♪♪So many, many want to down me ♪{\i1}♪这么多想打倒我的人♪♪But ain't no...never drown me ♪{\i1}♪但我兄弟不会淹死我♪♪In front of a dirty double-Mirror they found me ♪{\i1}♪在个肮脏的双镜前他们找到我♪♪And I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪The world is a ghetto with guns and picket signs ♪{\i1}♪这世界充满枪支和稽查队的贫民窟♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪But they can do what they want whenever theywant ♪{\i1}♪但他们随时都能随心所欲♪♪I don't mind ♪{\i1}♪我不在乎♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪He said I got to get up ♪{\i1}♪他说我必须振作起来♪♪Life is more than suicide ♪{\i1}♪除了自杀你还能做很多♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱我自己♪♪One day at a time ♪{\i1}♪每天问一次♪Good news,I found a size eight in navy. 好消息我找到了一件深蓝色的8号No, you are right. That package should havearrived by now.{\r\i1}不你是对的包裹应该现在就到了Let me track that for you. 让我帮你查查Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips. 如果你有翘臀的话穿这款裤子一定棒极了Super slimming. 非常显瘦Okay, let me just review this with you... 好了让我给您复述下您的情况You have six bridesmaids. You ordered six 您有六个女伴娘您定了六套Of the silk chiffon Antoinette dresses in pink. 安托瓦内特雪纺裙粉色The wedding is in three days, 婚礼将在三天后举行And the dresses just arrived all in charcoal gray. 但是刚送到的裙子都是炭灰色的Which we don't even sell, so that is a bit of amystery.这有点奇怪我们根本不卖那种裙子Okay, here's what we're gonna do about this. 好了我们打算这样帮您解决问题I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixedtoday.我会今天致电卖家让他给您都弄妥当I will personally see the dresses before they arefedexed.我会在这些裙子发货之前亲自检查And I promise you they will be at your front door 我保证裙子会在周五早上九点前By 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay? 送到您的家门口可以吗You know what, let me give you my cell, just incase...这样吧我把我的手机号给你以防万一718-555-0199. 718 555 0199Oh, thank you so much for your patience. 多谢您的耐心And I am gonna refund you back all your money. 我会把您的钱全部退回去It's the... 这是Yes. N... 是的不Okay, hey, you check this one off your list, okay? 好了您可以把这件事从待办事项中划掉了This is done. 这事解决了And, Rachel, have a great wedding. 还有瑞秋祝您有个幸福的婚礼Oh, my god, how did that happen? 哦天怎么会发生这种事Jules? 朱尔斯I know, I know, I'm late for something. 我知道我知道我晚了Yeah, everything. 是所有事你都晚了You see why I take customer-Service calls? 你知道为什么我接了客服电话吗I mean, it's so good. You learn so much. 我的意思是这感觉很好能学到很多Okay, what's up? What am I doing? 好了什么事我要做什么Okay, Cameron was waiting for you but hadanother meeting.卡梅伦之前在等你不过他还有个会要开He said he'll be back at 2:00. 他说他两点再来- Everyone needs you to sign off on tomorrow'shomepage.- Right.-明天的主页方案你得签字同意-好的And your 11:00 is in the big conference room. 你11点要去大会议室开会So is your 11:10. Finance needs you, 11点10分也是你还要去财政部I guess you e-Mailed a bunch of people 我知道你在凌晨四点At 4:00 a.m. About something? 给很多人发了邮件是关于什么的Oh, good, I forgot about that. 哦我天我差点忘了那事I want to figure out a way for friends to shop together online. 我想找一个办法能让好朋友们一起在网上购物Make it less of an alone thing. 让网上购物不再是独自做的事- E-Mail me that idea, will you? - Yeah, I like that. -把这个点子发邮件给我好吗-好的我会的Um, is now a good time to call your mom back? 呃现在是给你妈妈回电话的好时机吗Dude, I'm on a bike. 我骑着车子呢Happy birthday! 生日快乐Come on. 来吧Oh. 哦Oh, what a mess. This is the middle of the office. 这怎么一团糟这可是在办公室里Don't... Don't... Don't put that... 不要不要把那个放上去{\i1}♪因为你知道我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪Because you know I'm all about thatbass ♪{\i1}♪超重低音拒绝高音♪\N♪'Boutthat bass, no treble ♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪I'mall about that bass ♪- Hello. - Hi. -你好-嗨I'm Ben Whittaker. 我是本·惠特克I received an e-mail about an interview 我收到了一封叫我来面试的邮件For the senior intern program. 来面试老年实习生Hey, Ben. How's it going? 你好啊本你过得怎么样It's going good, real good. Thank you. 很好真的谢谢你Excellent. Take a seat around the corner, 那太棒了在这个拐角坐下吧And someone from talent acquisition will come 然后人才收购部门的人会来接待你get you.Thank you. 谢谢你"Talent acquisition"? 人才收购{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪I'mall about that bass ♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司超重低音拒绝瘦身♪\N♪'Bout that bass, no treble♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司超重低音\N♪I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪Okay, you guys have to remember, 你们要记住The homepage has to read in a glance. 人们看主页就是一瞥的工夫- Right. - Also, you have to get back like this -是的-而且如果你想体会35岁以上If you want to see what looks like if you're, like,over 35.看到主页的感觉的话你得离这么远Okay, so I can't read anything, 这样我什么都看不清But if I could, what do you want me to see? 如果我能看清你想让我看到什么"Five girls, one shirt" or "check out the fit"? 五个女孩一件衬衣还是试穿效果Well, both, but what I really want you to see 都想我真的很想让人们看到Is the shirt worn by five different body types. 五个不同体态的人穿上这件衬衫的效果Okay, then you got to make me see that. 好的那你就得让我看到这样的效果Try making the photo grid bigger. 试试把照片放大点I love that five. Can we make it more graphic? 我喜欢这个5 能做的再直观点吗Yeah, that's cool. 好的这不错Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt. 或许可以突出穿红色衬衫的女孩- Jules...- That is a great red. -朱尔斯-那红色真的很漂亮It is going to fly out of here. 都要从屏幕中冲出来了I needed you to sign off on this, like, two hours ago. 我需要你签字同意这个两个小时前就该签好了I know, I know, but can you try? 我知道我知道你能不能按我说的试一下Yep. 好的Mia? Tell me that thing again. 米娅把那件事再跟我说一遍吧Oh, 40% of our visitors don't go past thehomepage.嗯百分之四十的顾客会看到主页就关了Which isn't so bad. 那已经不算太糟了Yeah, but we should fix that. 是的但我们能够改善它Okay, here you go. 好了你看I love it. 我很喜欢这个Great, and it's up. 好的就这样了Okay. Thanks, everybody. 好了谢谢大伙- Thanks. - Thank you. -谢谢-谢谢Let's go over pitch for Friday. 我们再来说说周五要发的那批货Okay, so... 好的the Antoinette dress. 那些雪纺裙子Major screw-Up by the vendor. 被卖家给搞砸了There's gonna be a couple of\Ninterviews today,Ben.今天会有好几场面试本We want to make sure that we both find the right fit. 我们希望我们双方都能认同职位的合适度Business as usual is not really our motto, 每天都做一样的工作可不是我们宗旨So we hope you have some fun here. 我们希望你在这里过得开心This is the first time we're hiring senior interns, 这是我们第一次聘用老年实习生So some of our intern questions 所以我们面试的问题May not exactly fit your profile, 可能有些不符合你的简历But we're gonna go for it anyway, okay? 不过我们还是会问的好吗Fire away. 来吧Okay, good. 好的Where'd you go to school? 你在哪上的学I went to northwestern. 我上的西北大学Hey, my brother went to northwestern. 我弟弟也在西北大学Probably not at the same time. 不过我们时间不同Probably not. He graduated in 2009. 对他2009年毕业的Class of '65. 我是65届的Wow, what was your major? 哇哦你的专业是什么Do you remember? 你还记得吗And after northwestern you went on to...? 从西北大学毕业后你去哪了I went to work for Dex One. 我去Dex One公司工作了- Okay, and they made...?- honebooks. -好的他们是做什么的-电话簿I was in charge of overseeing 我是管审查The printing of the physical phonebook. 纸质电话本的印刷的I did that for over 20 years, and before that, 我做了二十年那之前I was their V.P. of sales and advertising. 我是他们的销售和广告部的副总裁So, do they still make phonebooks? 那么他们现在还做电话簿吗I mean, doesn't everyone just Google numbers? 我是说现在大家不都是在网上查电话的吗I believe they do, but before Google that was how you got a number. 我觉得他们还在做有谷歌之前大家都是用电话本查电话的Oh, no, no. Yeah, I... I get it. 哦哦对我知道了So 40 years at the phonebook company? 所以您在电话薄公司工作了四十年That is amazing, seriously. 讲真这真是令人惊叹Okay, Benjamin. 好了本杰明Now, I'm gonna ask you one of our more tellingquestions我会问您一个简述题For all of our interns, so I want you to, like, 是我们给每一个实习生准备的我希望您This is the one to really think about, okay? 认真考虑这个问题好吗And...And take your time. 不着急慢慢想Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 十年后您觉得您会怎样When I'm 80? 我80的时候吗Yeah, sure. 当然Yeah, whatever. 别管这茬了Um... 呃wait. Did not realize you were 70. 等等我真没意识到您已经70了That's, uh... That question just doesn't work foryou, does it?所以那个问题不适合你对吧Should we just scratch that one and just move on? 我能不能划掉那个问题然后继续- It's your call, Justin. - Okay, that one's gone. -听你的贾斯汀-好那就不管那个问题了You look great, by the way. So great. 顺便一提您看起来真的很年轻非常好And you're clearly more than qualified for this job. 并且您远远超过了这项符合工作的标准You're actually, like,way overqualified, 您真的是远远超过了合格线And we were so impressed. 我们对你非常欣赏You had great interviews, great video. 您面试的很好您的视频也很棒You nailed it, Ben. Congrats. 恭喜你你通过了You're an intern. 你现在是个实习生了- Hey. - Hi. -嘿-嗨I need you for two minutes, uninterrupted. 我需要你专心致志地给我两分钟- Okay. - Remember a few weeks ago, -好的-记不记得几周前We talked about the senior intern program? 我说过的那个老年实习生项目- No. - Really? We had a... -不记得了-真的吗我们当时We had a whole, big conversation about it. 当时针对这个项目谈了很久We did? Okay, remind me. 是吗那帮我回忆一下Seniors in high school or college? 是高中或者大学里的高年级学生吗No, no, no, no. 不是完全不是Seniors in life. Older people. 老年人真真正正的老年人Hold on, what? 等一下你说啥I told you I felt like we needed to do an outreachprogram.跟你讲过我们需要做一些不同寻常的项目You definitely seemed to be liking the idea, 你当时看起来很喜欢这个想法So I set it in motion. It's gonna be great. 所以我行动了起来这会很棒的Hold, please. 请等一下You're hiring senior citizen interns? 你在招老年实习生吗There's been a ton of research on this, 我们做了非常多的工作And the results are actually incredible. 结果出乎意料的好I mean, imagine having an intern with a lifetime of experience, 我是说想想那些有着一生丰富工作经验的人As opposed to somebody who spent 与那些把生命最后几年The last four years of their life playing beer pong. 花在成天玩啤酒乒乓球上的人恰恰相反Do they eventually want jobs here? 他们是真想打工吗No, darling, they're all retired. 亲爱的他们不是他们都退休了They... They just want the experience. 他们只是想要这份经历And I would like one to work directly with you. 所以我想安排一个你直属的实习生Wait, Cameron, no. 等等卡梅伦不要First of all, I'm not great with older people. 首先我不擅长和老年人打交道You know how I am with my parents. 你知道我和我父母的关系的This could be... 这可能why do I have to have one? 为什么我非得要一个老年实习生Because you have to set the tone. 因为你得向大家表个态Now, would you prefer a man or a woman? 现在你是想要个男的还是女的实习生There's a great 72-Year-Old woman, really cute. 有一个很可爱的72岁太太That's like the same age as my mom. 跟我妈妈一样大- That's too weird. - That's fine. -感觉好怪-没关系There's a man everyone loves.He seems amazing. 还有一个我们都特别喜欢的老先生他看起来特别棒I watched his video with the whole group. 我和整组同事一起看了他的视频People were crying. 他们都被感动哭了Okay, this is not going to work, in my opinion. 好吧我觉得这对我来说没用But how long do I have to do this for? 我得这样干多久- Minimum? - Six weeks or we'll be sued. -最少-六周不然我们会被起诉I know we never talked about this. 我知道我们以前从没讨论过这件事Yeah, we did.For real. 我们真的讨论过He starts tomorrow. 他明天来上班Mm. 嗯Back in action. 重新开始工作Thank god. 感谢上帝New interns, welcome to ATF. 新来的实习生们欢迎来到A TF正好合身公司We all work on this one floor, and that is because 我们都在这一层工作因为We are all about communication and teamwork. 我们的工作都是团队工作需要实时沟通No one has a private office, 没有人有私人办公室Not even our founder and CEO, Jules Ostin, 连我们的创始人和总裁朱尔斯·奥斯丁也没有自己的办公室Who is actually right over there. 她其实就在这She loves to ride her bike through the office. 她喜欢骑着自行车穿行在办公室之间That woman does not like to waste time. 因为她讨厌浪费时间Plus, she counts it as exercise. 而且她把骑车当成一种锻炼That's adorable. 那很好Yeah. Mm-Hmm. 嗯是Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis. 嘿你好我是戴维斯Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker. 嗨戴维斯我是本·惠特克- Exciting place, huh? - Oh, my god. -这是个激动人心的地方吧-哦我天They had one opening for a regular-Age intern, no offense. 他们也招了一个年龄正常的实习生无意冒犯I got it. I'm so psyched. 我拿到了我好兴奋I'm pretty psyched myself. 我是真的好兴奋All right, a few words about Jules. 好了那就介绍一下朱尔斯She started about the fit only 18 months ago. 她在一年半前才创立了这个公司This whole idea was hatched at Jules' kitchen table 整个主意都是她在下厨时想出来的Right here in Brooklyn. 就在布鲁克林这里Jules tried everything on that she sold, 她试穿了自己卖的每件衣服Described the fit herself, 自己宣传了公司And apparently it worked. 很显然她成功了She was online in four months. 她上线了4个月She started with 25 employees. 从25个雇员开始She's now up to 216. 现在公司有216人了With you 4, 220. 加上你们4个有220人Wow. 哇哦Hey, Ben, are you gonna wear a suit every day? 嘿本你每天都穿着西装吗- You bet. - Confident. -你说呢-肯定是I like how you roll. 我喜欢你的打扮I like it a lot. 我很喜欢- We just hit a record high of 2,500 likes on instagram.- Yeah! -我们刚刚创下了2500赞的Instagram新纪录-耶And that's what we do 有好事发生时When something good happens around here. 我们就会这么庆祝New interns, grab a seat 实习生们找个座位At one of the intern tables over there. 实习生们的桌子在这heck your e-Mail. You may find that you've been assigned 查查你们的邮箱就可能发现发现你们每个人被分配给了To one particular person or one particular team. 某个人某个小组Or you might just be a floater. 或者你是流动岗位It's all good. 都是可以的Okay, let me instagram this. 好的让我把这发到Instagram上Moment in time. 定格Gray is the new green. 老木焕新生Take a seat. 坐下吧Thanks. 谢谢Got one. 收到封邮件"welcome Ben! Your internship will be 本欢迎你你的实习将会Directly with our founder, Jules Ostin." 直接跟着我们的创始人朱尔斯·奥斯丁Oh, I'm in the photo studio. 哇哦我要去照片工作室Floater.Love! 流动岗位我的爱Hey, Ben, what'd you get? 嘿本你去哪Looks like I'm gonna be a personal intern. 好像我要当某个人的实习生Nice. To? 不错谁的Jules Ostin. 朱尔斯·奥斯丁Unfortunate. 真不幸啊Hang in there. 挺住"hi Ben, I have secured an appointment 嗨本我刚为你敲定了与朱尔斯·奥斯丁的会面For you to meet with Jules Ostin today at 3:55就在下午3点55p.m.Please be prompt as Jules has another meeting at因为朱尔斯在4点还要开会请务必准时4:00 p.m."Hmm. 嗯All right,I'm going to merchandising. 好了我要去营销部了Beautiful. 好极了It's perfect. 太好了Yes, I'll try to have her there at 5:00. 我会5点去那接她Um, no, wait. 呃不等下I booked her with a vendor at 5:15. 我帮她和销售商预约在了5点15I'm sorry. 真抱歉I'll call you back. 我会给你回电话的Yes, hello? 你好Hi. I'm Ben Whittaker. 你好我是本·惠特克I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin. 我在3点55和奥斯丁小姐有个约3:55? 3点55吗I thought she was meeting with her new intern. 我以为她那是应该见她的新实习生的That's me. 我就是那个实习生How you doing? 你好吗I'm sorry, uh, how are you an intern? 不好意思你怎么会是实习生呢W... It's the new senior intern program. 呃因为这是老年实习生项目It just started today. 今天刚开始上班Oh, my god. 哦我天Um... 嗯how old are you? 你今年多大了70. You? 70岁了你呢I'm 24. 我24了I know, I look older. 我知道我有点显老It's the job.It ages you. 因为这份工作它让人变老的很快Which won't be great in your case. 对你来说这可不太好Sorry. 抱歉I actually thought you looked younger. 其实我觉得你看起来比24更年轻点Yeah, right. 哦好吧Any tips before I go in? 我进去之前有什么嘱咐吗Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers. 就是说话要快她讨厌说话慢的人Maybe that's just when I talk slow. 可能也只是针对我说话慢的时候Don't dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving. 千万不要偷懒要一直干活And don't forget to blink. 别忘了要眨眼- Blink? - Yeah. -眨眼吗-对She hates when people don't blink. It weirds herout.她讨厌不眨眼的人那会让她特别别扭But it's 3:57. This meeting that she's in 不过已经3点57分了她正在开的那个会Just took up like two of your f... They're out. Go, go, go. 耽误了你们俩哦天他们出来了快去快去- Okay, thanks. - Go. Yeah. -好的谢谢你-嗯快去What? 什么Oh, yeah, I'm here. 我听着呢Hi, Jules? 朱尔斯你好I'm Ben, your new intern. 我是本你的新实习生I'm glad you also see the humor in this. 很高兴你也觉得这有点好笑Be hard not to. 很难不觉得啊So, Ben... 那么本I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you 我想说的是你这么好的人Doing at a place like this? 在这做什么呢But Cameron gave me the drill, 不过卡梅伦给了我这个机会So can I just be honest with you? 我可以对你实话实说吗Please. 请讲I'm not gonna have a lot for you to do. 我不会给你派很多活的That's the truth. 这是我的实话And you being assigned to me is kind of just 你被分配给我其实是为了For me to set an example for the rest of the team. 让我给大家树立个榜样If you ask me, I think that you'd be much better off 依我看你更应该去Working in creative or marketing. 创意部或者市场部工作It's a little bit slower pace, 那里的节奏慢一些Maybe a little bit easier to grasp. 或许你更容易跟上If you requested to transfer, we can make thathappen.如果你想转部门我们可以做到If that's what you'd prefer. 如果你想要我转走的话You'll be happier, believe me.I am not so fun to work for. 你会更开心相信我为我工作可一点都不愉快That's what I gather, but I can get along withanyone,我懂了不过我和谁都能相处的很好And I'm here to learn about your world, 我到这里来是为了了解你们的生活Give help where I can, so... 帮些我能帮上的忙所以so, you don't want to transfer? 所以你不想转部门吗Not really, sir. 不想I'm terribly sorry. 真是非常抱歉Excuse me. 不好意思Okay. 那好Well, then, looks like you're stuck with me. 好吧这样看来你就和我粘一起了Great, I'm excited. 好的我好激动I will e-Mail you when I have something for you我需要你的时候我会给你发电子邮件to do.Or I could just stop by a few times a day, check或者我可以每天来这几次看看有什么活in...?I'll e-Mail you. 我会给你发邮件的Also, don't feel like you have to dress up. 还有不用每天都穿的很正式I mean, we're super Cas here. 我是说我们在这很随意Well, I'm comfortable in a suit, if it's okay. 只是我还是穿西装比较舒服如果可以的话No, it's fine. 没事这样就行Old school. 学院派Exactly. 正是At least I'll stand out. 至少我在人群中很显眼I don't think you need a suit to do that. 我觉得你不穿西装也很显眼True. 也对Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes. 好吧我觉得我们已经在两分钟内谈完了I'll wait to hear from you. 我会去等你消息的Okay. 好的Want the door open or closed? 想让我关上门还是开着Doesn't matter. 随便Open, actually. 还是开开吧You'll get used to me. 你会习惯我的性格的Look forward to it. 我很期待Hi. 嗨Hi. 嗨Howdy. 你好What do you need? 你需要什么呢No. 不行What's up, Ben? Are you good? 怎么样本你还好吗Perfect. 非常好Okay. 好的The v-Neck back tee? V领衬衫吗This is holly. 这是霍莉Can you run that up to them? 你能把这个给他们吗Yeah, no, no, we love the whole line, mark. 不不我们喜欢整个线条Okay, so you can zoom out. 这样你能缩小它- Like that. - I'm going to a meeting. -像这样-我要去开会了I'll be back in an hour. We'll talk then? 我一个小时后回来回聊吧And then you can just click here to buy it. 你可以点这个来购买Cool, yeah. 好的Hello? 你好Hi, yeah. 嗨All right. 收工。

第一次看非你莫属郭杰的那段视频时，我跟在场的许多人一样都认为郭杰是一个学艺不精甚至是学历造假的求职者。

然而当后来证实文颐的法语有多处口误，郭杰的学历确实是硕士学历。

事情前后翻天覆地的变化让包括我在内的很多人都感到手足无措。

我更是感到不可思议。

对此我有以下几点思考。

首先，我们为什么相信郭杰学历造假而且名不副实呢?第一点，郭杰在台上的表现确实让我们不敢恭维，对于主持人张绍刚的提问他一问三不知。

这样的表现让我们对他的学历产生了怀疑。

第二点，文颐对于他的法语提问他几乎反应不过来。

让我们很难相信郭杰是一个在法国生活十年的人。

第三，就是文颐指出郭杰的学历只是一个专科学历。

在这里我们都相信了我们起初对于郭杰第一印象的判断，相信了文颐的证明。

那么我们为什么要相信文颐呢？这就是权威效应，非你莫属介绍文颐是一个留学法国三年的权威。

我们相信文颐，是因为我们相信非你莫属，因为非你莫属是天津电视台的节目，主持人是张绍刚。

我们认可这些权威，相信这些权威。

社会上一些人就是利用权威效应迷惑诓骗世人，对此我们应该怎么办呢？如果连所谓的权威都不能相信那么我们还能相信谁？这样我们的社会就会产生信任危机。

如果一味相信权威我们又免不了别一些别有用心的权威诓骗。

我个人认为权威应该暴露在阳光下，一方面在一些社会大众关心的问题上给出权威的解释，另一方面也要接受人民的监督。

如果我们的医学院士暴露在阳光下，对社会大众关心的养生保健问题作出合适的指导我们又怎么会被所谓的养生大师忽悠。

我们不仅要让权力在阳光下运行，权威也要暴露在阳光下。

其次，对于郭杰事件前后的变化我感到不知所措。

因为当我看非你莫属的节目时我几乎完全被节目主持人设定的走向所引导，一直到最后深信郭杰就是一个学历造假的求职者。

当时的我完全没有独立的思考。

当看到事后网友的“翻案”仍感到不可思议。

事后自己想一想其实我有很多理由怀疑节目现场的情况。

第一点，文颐的证明是否可信？当时我根本不知道文颐是何许人也，就轻易相信了她的证明。

《非你莫属》_郭杰事件有感最近在网上看到吵得很热闹的那个节目《非你莫属》，刚好那几天我也正在看那个节目。

很好奇地找了那个事件的资料。

也找到了那一期的节目看了几遍。

感触很深，或许是因为自己也经历过那种情景吧。

这件事件主要是由一个法国留学生郭杰，碰到一个傲慢的主持人，一个自高自大的BOSS弄出来的火花。

主持人听说郭杰在法国留学十年竟然拿到了3个文凭（导演学士，社会学学士，管理学硕士），有点不相信，就首先用法语来考郭杰。

于是拉上了那个倒霉自大的女BOSS文颐。

结果显示郭杰的法语不是很好，文颐的法语更不怎么样。

之后，主持人问了郭杰一个社会学上的主要两个人物，结果没有答出来。

这引起了一阵哗然。

之后又问了两部法国著名电影名字，结果仍没有答出来。

这样直接给在场的所有人怀疑他的文凭。

而且主持人的言语更加刻薄，更加讽刺。

最后就是引起网络疯传的导火索，女BOSS文颐竟然说郭杰的证书上的Bac+5是专科技术学校级别。

结果郭杰一听说是技术学校级别当场晕倒！这一事件引起了网上的热议。

甚至有人找到了女BOSS文颐的文凭也是假的！对于这件事情，有人说郭杰造假，活该！也有人说主持人没人情味，傲慢自大，女BOSS自高自大。

对于这些我有下看法：作为一个求职节目的主持人应该公平公正，不偏向任何一边，更不能随自己的性子来判断一个人。

如果我看TA顺眼，我就可以作为主持人把TA推销给那些BOSS，如果我看TA不顺眼就把人家贬得一文不值。

我承认张主持很有口才，语言很犀利。

可是那不是脱口秀，是求职节目，他作为主持人，更重要的任务是让求职者更好更轻松地展示自己长处。

而不是凭自己一双眼别人一张嘴就可以打假的。

在求职者没回答上问题时，为什么会用那种讽刺的语气说人家呢？这么大个人，里面却是那么小。

或许当人走到那种地位时都会呈现出那种傲慢自大的姿态吧。

因为那样就会显得自己很有能力，位置比别人坐得高就得表现出能力也要别人强。

这也让我学到，如果你在上司面前得瑟，那就是找死。

《非你莫属》遭质疑评委文颐法语水平被
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日前天津卫视《非你莫属》节目中“海归男”郭杰遭质疑当场晕倒的视频在网上疯传，22日，有自称在法国西部留学的读者致电编辑部，称读了媒体报道《求职节目变打假现场？》后，法国留学生团体很受伤，他认为，女嘉宾文颐的法语“讲得很烂”，所以郭杰没听懂情有可原。

他表示，文颐(微博)22日的微博跟帖有两万多，“她删了一万多，我们都在看”。

此外，不少观众猜测此次节目是否节目组与张绍刚联合炒作。

22日，天津卫视方面回应称：“我们绝不炒作，在《非你莫属》的舞台反映的都是求职者的真实状态，我们是一个求职的舞台，不希望掺杂其他内容，希望观众把焦点回归到求职本身上来。

”
谈到对郭杰的看法时，主持人张绍刚坦言，求职者学的专业不该是导演而是演员，这次的面试过程，他表演的成分比较大，“在《非你莫属》的舞台上，我始终有我自己的
坚持。

” （莫斯其格)。

李建星表示，根据我国《刑法》第九修正案第三十二条，“编造虚假的险情、疫情、灾情、警情，在信息网络或者其他媒体上传播，或者明知是上述虚假信息，故意在信息网络或者其他媒体上传播，严重扰乱社会秩序的，处三年以下有期徒刑、拘役或者管制；造成严重后果的，处三年以上七年以下有期徒刑。

”新京报记者查询发现，“把尸体做成汉堡等惊悚谣言”指的是至道学宫5月上旬发表的一篇名为《濒死：美国沉没》的文章。

该文称美国把新冠肺炎死者的尸体做成冻肉，可以同时解决食物短缺和尸体处理问题。

至道学宫创办后，文章风格内容经历了从宣讲传统文化向时评类文章的转变，发表如《真正的奥运会，其实是一部淫乱史》、《学英语会让人变傻》、《西方经济学祸国殃民》等争议文章和观点。

此类文章吸引了大量读者后，通过文章打赏、广告分成、付费课程等诸多渠道获得收益。

至道学宫被封禁后页面新京报记者查询发现，“把尸体做成汉堡等惊悚谣言”指的是至道学宫5月上旬发表的一篇名为《濒死：美国沉没》的文章。

该文称美国新冠肺炎死者尸体去向不明，结合无权威信息源的该国猪肉供应紧缺的情况，推测“美国把这些尸体都做成了冻肉”的结论，并推理称，这样做同时解决食物短缺和尸体处理问题，“可谓是一举两得。

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