超搞笑英语小品(多人)

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z祝: I lov e you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。

（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断英父：I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。

武松打虎剧本Wu song fought the tiger旁白一：Water Margin is a well-known Chinese novel. It’s famous for the 108 chivalrous robbers in Song Dynasty. Wu song is one of the most popular among them. Now please enjoy the short play Wu Song fought the tiger.（播放搞笑英文版好汉歌，武松大摇大摆拿棍子挥舞进场。

）第一幕：喝酒武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, famous and clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous.(舞蹈dangerous…)武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!小二1：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?小二1：1880 yuan . ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou!It’s strong enough.小二1：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.武松：Anything to eat?小二1：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?武松：Ten pizzas, please.小二1: Here you are!武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）武松：Waiter! I want more wine.小二2：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。

5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳’home旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜: Really Buys a carGreat!杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out杨: Sure!.王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!(四人出门下)Part 2: In Huang Shiren’home黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）黄: Really does not have!穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)穆: You might ask for him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he——穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!穆: Let’s go! (两人出门下)Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)杨:What’s the mater黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have!黄: just a litte……杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep穆:No!Go out!(全部下)5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。

还记得107自导自演の表演？回味一下吧！Number ONE（开“警察的玩笑”show）A：大燕B：大杨C：大秀D：大雪Let's begin：D：This is CCTV-1. I'm Jenny.Today I will invite a clever policeman to our program. Her name is Joyce. Let's welcome her .A：Nice to meet you.D：Nice to meet you. I heard some good news for you. What is it?A：I have settled one big case. This is my good-friend.(Show 一下自己的枪)D：Oh, I am proud of you.(此刻B&C正在看节目)B：You see her? So conceit!C：Yes, I think so.B：Let's play a joke on her.OK?C：That's exciting.(A回到自己的房子)A：So tired today. I have to take a bath and go to sleep.(B&C破门而入)B：Looting?A：Oh my god!C:Shut up and lift up your hands.B：Where's your money and credit card?A：I won't tell you.C:(一巴掌打过去)Tell us , or...(把枪指着他的头)A：OK. Over there.B:(走过去)So much money! Come here...C：OK.(A一下子夺过枪，然后指着C)B走了过去，被A 揭开面纱B：OH my god!A：Just a girl ! Please put down my money and go to the police station.C：Sir, please forgive us . We just play a joke on you.A：Play a joke?C：Yes, yes. It's a toy gun.B：Yes, You look there.(A一看)GO!Quick！（然后跟C迅速逃离）A：Shit! Don't let me find you, or you will die.(D的生日会上)D：Today is my birthday. My good friends will put on a show .Let's look forward to it.A：Happy birthday!D：Thank you. Later, I will introduce my two best friends to you.A：OK.(B&C上台表演)B：Ladies and gentlemen. I'm Bekey. Today is my best friend Jenny's birthday. Happy birthday to her.(此刻C看到A)C：Oh, my god!(一下子遮住自己的脸)B：What's the matter?C：I see the man whom we played a joke on .A也认出了她们，走上去一把抓住她们D：(走过去)Let me introduce. This is Joyce. This is Annie and Bekey.B&C：（同时伸出手）Nice to meet you !A：It's you two. Do you remember me?D：Have you known each other?A：No, but we have met in a special occasion.D：Special occasion? When?A：Just two robbers wanted to rob me!D：It can't be true . You are a policewoman. Who dare to rob you?B&C：Really? Are you a really policewoman?My godness.D：Are you the robbers? I can't believe you.A：Bingo! It's your two best friends.D：I feel very disappointed with you .B：Help us !We just played a joke!C：Yes, yes. Just a joke.A：Anyway, please go to the police station with me.B&C：No...no....no...D：My dear friends, can you guarantee that you won't do that?B：Yes, we know we have done wrong. Please give us a chance.C：I don't want to be sent into the prison.A：You should know that before you do something ,please think of the result. B：I will remember it.C：Whatever I want to do, I will think deeply.D：Good. And we also examine ourselves , in order not to be sorry for our lives. Now let's enjoying my birthday...。

小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。

四人英语小短剧简单幽默Sure, I"d be happy to help you with a four-person English short剧 that is both simple and幽默! Here"s a challenge:Title: The Lost KeyCharacters:-John, a friendly and粗心大意 young man-Mia, a curious and brave girl-Charlie, a intelligent and thoughtful boy-Dave, a jolly and joyful的男孩Scene: A small cozy room with a bed, a table, a chair, and a TV. The room is filled with various books, images, and objects that make up the scenery.Act 1:At first, John and Mia don"t understand each other"s languages. However, they quickly learn to communicate through body language and facial expressions. John suggests they should find the key to their room while Mia suggests they should look for a hidden treasure.Act 2:As they search the room, they discover a hidden button that leads to a hidden floor. As they push the button, a voice tells them that the key to their room is in the room. However, beforethey can step forward to take the key, a group of people come in and try to抢 the key.Act 3:Mia and John fight off the group of people and manage to take the key. As they open the door, they see a stunning view of the city. However, just as they"re about to leave, a man出现在他们的面前, offering to buy the key from them.Act 4:The group of people who tried to抢走 the key quickly realize they were wrong and apologizes to Mia and John. They explain that they are just a group of friends who wanted to help each other out. John, Mia, Charlie, and Dave decide to stay together and continue their adventure. As they explore the city, they have many new and interesting experiences and make many new friends.I hope this short剧 idea works for you! Let me know if you have any other questions or if you need any help with the script.。

英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。

王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。

thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿奸笑。

（打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.张敬宝:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝，赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin王竞羲:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go on(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent. 赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.王颖乐:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is suchdifficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来，张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?王颖乐:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What?Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!张敬宝(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)王颖乐:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!王颖乐伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。