我同美国小孩的聊天记录
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You:i hate math
You:my math is poor
Stranger:i can do long division and subdivision
You:i like history and geography
Stranger:geography is about states, am i right?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:hey
Stranger:hi, my name is lincoln parnger:sorry
You:linken park
Stranger:i hate linkin park
Stranger:mommy says daddy has sleep overs with other ladies
You:oh
You:really?
You:he cant do that
Stranger:sometimes mommy's friend craig comes over and they wrestle in the basement
You:no
Stranger:oh
Stranger:who are you
Stranger:are you foreign
You:yes
Stranger:oh
Stranger:where from
You:China
Stranger:oh
Stranger:i thought you said canada
Stranger:she is with daddy a lot
You:u like monique
Stranger:yeah shes nice
Stranger:she smells good
You:i guess so
Stranger:me too
You:did she marrid
Stranger:no
You:it will not be a problem
Stranger:okay
You:robin
You:ok
Stranger:yeah
You:do u like it
Stranger:yeah i like it a lot
You:change ur name to robin
Stranger:okay
Stranger:shes nice
You:but u dont wanna she be ur mother
Stranger:she makes better food and she is really nice and she lets me stay up late
Stranger:and daddy never yells when monique is around
You:ur father doesnt like ur mother
Stranger:he says she spends all the money
You:r ur mother home without job?
Stranger:no my aunt has a job she is a waitress
You:pilot?
You:i guess not
Stranger:you should stop then
You:thats my dream
Stranger:my dream is to make mommy and daddy stop yelling
You:good boy
You:sure they will stop
Stranger:are you in the navy with lots of other men
You:no
You:i am in University
You:with many student
You:students
You:i wanna be a pilot
Stranger:are you smart enough for that job
You:sure
You:u r right
Stranger:cool
Stranger:thanks
You:u r welcome
You:my name is mike king
Stranger:hi im lincoln
You:glad to see u
Stranger:yeah
Stranger:what should i change my name to legally
You:u get a better mood when u r with her
Stranger:i guess so
Stranger:yeah
You:do u wanna ur father marry with monique/
Stranger:sure
You:okay
You:wait ur father do it
You:not bad
You:how s ur father
Stranger:he likes to drink beer, i like watching football with him
You:cool
You:i llie it ,too
Stranger:sometimes daddys friend monique makes me chicken
You:i guess u can change ur name
Stranger:i can legally change it when i turn 18
Stranger:what should i change it to
You:u r now less then 18
Stranger:i am yes
Stranger:not yet
Stranger:hes going to if i say its okay
You:okay
You:let him go
Stranger:i will
You:i wanna recomend u a blog
Stranger:okay
You:/
You:ok
Stranger:american language or people
You:both
Stranger:yeah
Stranger:thanks
You:do u like know china?
You:ask ur papa
Stranger:my dad lives with my grandma
You:oh
You:and ur mom?
Stranger:she lives at my house with me and my aunt
You:ask them for help
Stranger:my aunt's name is robin
Stranger:thats myspace
You:yes
Stranger:what does that mean
You:blg
You:blog
Stranger:oh
Stranger:monique has big boobs
You:boobs?
Stranger:yea
Stranger:you know what those are?
Stranger:oh
Stranger:my parents still have netscape
You:oh
Stranger:i like lady GaGa and Akon
You:lady gaga
You:nearly crazy
Stranger:she makes music i can rock and roll with
You:how old?
Stranger:old enough to party
You:16
Stranger:you are 16?
You:me?
You:22
Stranger:oh
Stranger:are you from washington
You:no
Stranger:oh
You:u from washington?
You:canad
You:canada
Stranger:that's a country
You:i know
Stranger:cool
You:Canad
You:Canada
You:North
You:lots of forests
You:lake
You:river
Stranger:i like to throw rocks at trees
You:just like shot
You:do u like bow and arrow?
Stranger:sometimes
You:i like gunshot
You:shotting
Stranger:i think its called shooting guns
You:military
You:sorry
You:robin park?
You:sounds great
Stranger:are boys allowed to be named robin
You:maybe
You:my knowlege about law is poor
Stranger:my sister lives in montana
You:my math is poor
Stranger:i can do long division and subdivision
You:i like history and geography
Stranger:geography is about states, am i right?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:hey
Stranger:hi, my name is lincoln parnger:sorry
You:linken park
Stranger:i hate linkin park
Stranger:mommy says daddy has sleep overs with other ladies
You:oh
You:really?
You:he cant do that
Stranger:sometimes mommy's friend craig comes over and they wrestle in the basement
You:no
Stranger:oh
Stranger:who are you
Stranger:are you foreign
You:yes
Stranger:oh
Stranger:where from
You:China
Stranger:oh
Stranger:i thought you said canada
Stranger:she is with daddy a lot
You:u like monique
Stranger:yeah shes nice
Stranger:she smells good
You:i guess so
Stranger:me too
You:did she marrid
Stranger:no
You:it will not be a problem
Stranger:okay
You:robin
You:ok
Stranger:yeah
You:do u like it
Stranger:yeah i like it a lot
You:change ur name to robin
Stranger:okay
Stranger:shes nice
You:but u dont wanna she be ur mother
Stranger:she makes better food and she is really nice and she lets me stay up late
Stranger:and daddy never yells when monique is around
You:ur father doesnt like ur mother
Stranger:he says she spends all the money
You:r ur mother home without job?
Stranger:no my aunt has a job she is a waitress
You:pilot?
You:i guess not
Stranger:you should stop then
You:thats my dream
Stranger:my dream is to make mommy and daddy stop yelling
You:good boy
You:sure they will stop
Stranger:are you in the navy with lots of other men
You:no
You:i am in University
You:with many student
You:students
You:i wanna be a pilot
Stranger:are you smart enough for that job
You:sure
You:u r right
Stranger:cool
Stranger:thanks
You:u r welcome
You:my name is mike king
Stranger:hi im lincoln
You:glad to see u
Stranger:yeah
Stranger:what should i change my name to legally
You:u get a better mood when u r with her
Stranger:i guess so
Stranger:yeah
You:do u wanna ur father marry with monique/
Stranger:sure
You:okay
You:wait ur father do it
You:not bad
You:how s ur father
Stranger:he likes to drink beer, i like watching football with him
You:cool
You:i llie it ,too
Stranger:sometimes daddys friend monique makes me chicken
You:i guess u can change ur name
Stranger:i can legally change it when i turn 18
Stranger:what should i change it to
You:u r now less then 18
Stranger:i am yes
Stranger:not yet
Stranger:hes going to if i say its okay
You:okay
You:let him go
Stranger:i will
You:i wanna recomend u a blog
Stranger:okay
You:/
You:ok
Stranger:american language or people
You:both
Stranger:yeah
Stranger:thanks
You:do u like know china?
You:ask ur papa
Stranger:my dad lives with my grandma
You:oh
You:and ur mom?
Stranger:she lives at my house with me and my aunt
You:ask them for help
Stranger:my aunt's name is robin
Stranger:thats myspace
You:yes
Stranger:what does that mean
You:blg
You:blog
Stranger:oh
Stranger:monique has big boobs
You:boobs?
Stranger:yea
Stranger:you know what those are?
Stranger:oh
Stranger:my parents still have netscape
You:oh
Stranger:i like lady GaGa and Akon
You:lady gaga
You:nearly crazy
Stranger:she makes music i can rock and roll with
You:how old?
Stranger:old enough to party
You:16
Stranger:you are 16?
You:me?
You:22
Stranger:oh
Stranger:are you from washington
You:no
Stranger:oh
You:u from washington?
You:canad
You:canada
Stranger:that's a country
You:i know
Stranger:cool
You:Canad
You:Canada
You:North
You:lots of forests
You:lake
You:river
Stranger:i like to throw rocks at trees
You:just like shot
You:do u like bow and arrow?
Stranger:sometimes
You:i like gunshot
You:shotting
Stranger:i think its called shooting guns
You:military
You:sorry
You:robin park?
You:sounds great
Stranger:are boys allowed to be named robin
You:maybe
You:my knowlege about law is poor
Stranger:my sister lives in montana
