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英语小品剧本《追星》
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主旁白经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说（趴在讲台上睡）
（进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)
A：Are you …are you that …super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星：（随意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名) B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)
A：Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream. It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)
车主：Look out!
A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)
（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)
经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover. 明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.
(两人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school
on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
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8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》
道具：两把玩具枪。人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）
出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊Slowly Goat(Village
Head)灰太狼Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf
情节对话：
（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）
喜：What can we play today?
美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!
懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧）
喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇）
懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）
暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）
灰：Ha!Deargoats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）
美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳）
（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）
灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!
（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）
美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张）
灰：It’s too late!Myfavourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）
喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!
（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）
懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）https://www.doczj.com/doc/f86977562.html,
灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）
-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------
红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）
灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,
I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）
-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------
慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急）
沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!
喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!
暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !
（表现出害怕的样子）
慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Giveyou,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）
喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头）
暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （气势磅礴）
（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）
-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------
红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）
美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazygoat?What are you doing?（无助）
懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派）
美：Ah!Don’tsleep!I am very afraid ! If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!
懒：Really?I love candy !（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头）
（喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门）
灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）
灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!
喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!!!!!!!!!!!）
（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）
暖：Wa!Pleasantgoat,you are very great!（赞美）
灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I move?!
（喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊）
喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.
沸：Ok!...Ng.Red big wolf！you will finish!
（喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊,沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼）
红：What are you going to do?little fat goats? （害怕）
沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang!!!!!)
（沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了）
美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）
暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!
(美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来)
红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah! （红太狼挣扎）
美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye! （亲切）
懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy? （天真好奇）
美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me! （违约）
懒：What?Mycandy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的）
暖：Don’t sleep!Lazygoat!Wewillgo to our house! （命令）
（懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村）
慢:Pleasant goat,you’re very good!Givemespecial gun.（迎接）
沸：Here you are.Village Head.
慢：Ah,that’s not ture the special gun.This is ture!（激动地拿出真枪）
暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）
慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声）
懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?
喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!Wewin! （羊们笑着说）
-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------
红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish! （动不了了）
灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）
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KeeP AWay FrOm The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3■老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4■教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss Ms.Wu，StUdent A\ B 道具：几张桌椅，几台电脑” 一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷 RePOrter： SCene1:ThiS is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of PIaying COmPUter games.Now,it's o' clock.There StiISa lot of people Sitting in front of the COmPUterS.Look,Tomis one of them.He is PIaying COmPUter games carefully. winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状,）Wait a moment,boss.Let me play for a while. I'll Win this game. Boss： ok. BUt you have to Pay me more money. Tom： OK. OK. PIeaSe Wait a minute,I'll Pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've PaSSed this game! I made it. Boss： Congratulations!But don't forget to Pay me the money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss： Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? TWenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss： What? You have no money?（气愤、拍桌子） Boss： Of course. It's half PaSt two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Could I Pay you n ext time? Boss： NeXt time? No way. ThiS is the third time! Don't Say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
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三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
Keep Away From The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家 远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，student A\ B \C… 道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter： Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully. Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I'm the winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I'll win this game. Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money. Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've passed this game! I made it. Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don't forget to pay me my money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子） Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it? Boss：Of course. It's half past two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time? Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don't say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。） Tom：Sorry,I really haven't any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
FOX and TIGER T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
6人英语小品短话剧剧本 A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。 A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。 F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… 为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eith er. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupi d. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird t hing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now, I will intenview the two nozzy man.
灰姑娘的百万英镑 Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员Angel-服务员Vicky-有钱人 第一幕（Betty在认真扫地，Susan比划衣服，William高兴地吃东西） Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited. William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there. Betty: I want to go too. Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly. Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work. 第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩） Sally: life is so boring. Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring. Sally:Let’s have a bet. Tom:Bet on? Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life. Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love. Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog. 第三幕（Betty做完工作，正试着衣服） William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful. Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服) Betty：No，that’s my dress .It’s my father bought for me. Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan .(转脸对Betty)，you are our servant.Get out! and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves. 第四幕（Betty委屈的拣树叶，看着William等离开，Tom和Sally在花园外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady. would you please come here a moment? Betty: Who? me? Tom: Yes, you. Betty: What can I do for you? Tom: I wonder, young lady. if you’d mind us asking a few questions? Betty: Certainly. Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert? Betty: My name is Betty. I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket. Sally: Tom, give her the letter. Betty: For me? Tom: For you. Oh no, you mustn’t open it now. you may open it 30 minutes later. Betty: Why? Sally: There’s money in it. Betty: Thank you! But I can’t receive it.
小学5人小品剧本: 考试之后 地点：七年级（一）班教室 时间：期中考试之后，上午一节语文课 人物：老师（语文老师兼班主任）学生人：杜子滕，史劲超，夏马威，吴所畏。 （课间，吴与史正在玩球，杜与夏在扳手腕） 老师：（站在教室外）还记得去年那群顽皮的学生吗？我就是他们班主任兼语文老师。对了，他们今年已经七年级了，可一点儿都不让我省心。前几天刚被他们气得腰酸、背痛、腿抽筋低压高压这不，这次期中考试结果已经出来了，我的血压又上升了！就拿我的语文这一学科来说吧居然有人考了个个位数全班最高分才分扬扬手中的试卷，铃响起得我得上课去了 吴向外张望嗨同学们，暴风雨就要来临了！ 生人老师好 师同学们好背过头去好什么好呀！血压又上来了！同学们，这次期中考试你们考得不怎么好，呆会儿分析试卷时你们要认真听！ 师：（发试卷）杜子滕，分；史劲超，分；夏马威，分；吴所畏分。师：大家先检查一下分数有没有加错。 杜：老师，我的不是分！
师：那是多少分？ 杜：（尴尬状）是是分！您刚才给拿倒了！ 史：老师，我不是分！ 师：那又是多少呢？ 史：是分 （夏、吴、杜窃笑） 师：（不屑一顾地）有什么区别吗嘛！ 史：区别大着呢！我妈说以前一块钱能买斤豆腐，可现在斤豆腐要得一块五！师：（拿过试卷加上分）给你加上！（嘴里嘟噜）史劲超啊史劲超，你使劲地抄也只抄了分！（把试卷递给史）给你的斤豆腐！ 师：下面大家用两分钟的时间好好总结一下，什么原因大家都考得这么差！ （师转一圈，生叽叽喳喳地议论） 师：都总结出来了吗？ 史：总结出来了！是因为监考得太严了！ 夏：我觉得是因为选择题太少了！ 师：你说明白一点。 夏：我的英语本来也不咋的，可是因为选择题多，这次我还考了分。 吴、杜、史：你怎么考的？ 夏：（得意洋洋地）我呀，在草稿纸上写下再用圆规往上扎，