这个英语小品剧本是我们为了英语科技节上的节目，我们VICTOR小组一起编的，表演后感觉也很不错，这段时间大家都很辛苦，很团结，感谢大家的辛勤付出，相信这将是我们一段永远值得怀念的美好记忆。
第一幕（急诊室）
场景：医生看报纸，护士站立，家属甲乙推车，病人呻吟，旁白举牌过^^
家属甲：Anybody here? Help! Help!
护士过来，量血压
家属乙：Hurry up ! Hurry up! Do something ,please! Is he serious?
病人：oh don’t to uch me, I would die！
护士：Be quiet ! Don’t move . Shut up !（量完血压）ok, I ‘ll call the doctor!
(走到医生面前)，doctor ,the patient is coming!
医生：（放下报纸，走过去，开始检查病人，病人叫）
家属乙：（焦急状）Is he serious?
医生： Be quiet ! Let me examine him! （检查完，回到桌子）you need to take some examinations.(开单)
家属甲：Can you give some medicine to him, but not to take this examination? 医生：of course not!
家属接单后做推车状，然后反身再做推车状，旁白举牌过，进入第二幕.
第二幕（检验室）
家属甲：Anybody here? We need examinations.
护士：what’s the matter? I see, pay for the check up first！
家属甲，Can we take the examination first?
护士：No money no examination!
家属乙：（接过单子飞快跑下去，数秒后飞快跑回来，气喘嘘嘘状）Here you are!
I have paid for it, please hurry up!
护士：（走向检验，给单）Doctor!
检验：（接单，拿好注射器，慢慢起身，慢慢走过去，举针做注射准备状）Don’t move!
病人：Oh my god ! It’s terrible ! You’ll kill me !
家属乙: (看着针头惊恐状)Are you sure you have to do this?
检验：of course!(手横握针筒，作猛扎状！)
病人惨叫……………………
家属乙：How long can we get the result?
检验：(不耐烦状，回身摆手说)Go back to the emergence room and wait for the result.
家属气喘嘘嘘推车状，再反身推车，旁白举牌过，进入第三幕。
第三幕（影像室）
家属甲：Doctor! Doctor！Hurry up ! He feel pain a lot !(病人呻吟)
影像：（走过来，对病人说）Keep silent! Don’t move！Otherwise I can’t finish it!(回桌子做操作状)
病人扭动，呻吟……
影像：（生气状，调高音调）I have told you that don’t move.(指着家属) You ,let him not move.
家属：（作诚惶诚恐状，不停点头，上前扶住）OK, OK!
家属乙：How long can we wait for the report?
影像：（作不耐烦状，摆手道）Go and wait in the emergence room！
家属气喘嘘嘘推车状，再反身推车，旁白举牌过，进入第四幕。
第四幕（急诊室）
家属乙：Doctor! Doctor! We have done all the examinations now. Please do something release his pain. He is painful!
医生：（放下报纸，起身看下病人，回到桌子坐下，开单状）He needs more examinations.
家属甲：（冲上去拍桌子,大声怒斥）What are you doing? Are you a doctor? (手指病人)Look at him, he is painful!( 病人扭动，大声呻吟)Why don’t you care his suffering?
医生：(大声喊道)The examination is necessary .Take it or leave it!
家属甲: NO, we would not go to anywhere!
医生：You must do it !(把单子交给家属甲)
家属甲：（接过检查单，转身撕掉，掏出手机，喊道）Call everybody come to the hospital!
医生：（听到后做惊愕状，和护士对一眼，心领神会状，慌忙从桌下掏出头盔，一手慌张的戴头盔，一手掏出手机大声喊）SOS! SOS! NO . ONE ALERT!
后台其余医生事先戴好口罩，头盔戴歪点，一手扶头盔一手拿棍子做狼狈状跑上来，大喊：“where? Where?”旁白提棍子冲上台，家属抄凳子，举起做火拼状，定格。
旁白：（走到前面）Why will it happen ? What do you think about this?
I hope this scene will not happen forever! Thank you !
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
8人英语小品剧本 A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Ta kes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy so me medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
KeeP AWay FrOm The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3■老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4■教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss Ms.Wu，StUdent A\ B 道具：几张桌椅，几台电脑” 一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷 RePOrter： SCene1:ThiS is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of PIaying COmPUter games.Now,it's o' clock.There StiISa lot of people Sitting in front of the COmPUterS.Look,Tomis one of them.He is PIaying COmPUter games carefully. winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状,）Wait a moment,boss.Let me play for a while. I'll Win this game. Boss： ok. BUt you have to Pay me more money. Tom： OK. OK. PIeaSe Wait a minute,I'll Pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've PaSSed this game! I made it. Boss： Congratulations!But don't forget to Pay me the money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss： Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? TWenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss： What? You have no money?（气愤、拍桌子） Boss： Of course. It's half PaSt two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Could I Pay you n ext time? Boss： NeXt time? No way. ThiS is the third time! Don't Say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
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三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
Keep Away From The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家 远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，student A\ B \C… 道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter： Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully. Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I'm the winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I'll win this game. Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money. Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've passed this game! I made it. Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don't forget to pay me my money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子） Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it? Boss：Of course. It's half past two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time? Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don't say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。） Tom：Sorry,I really haven't any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
FOX and TIGER T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
6人英语小品短话剧剧本 A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。 A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。 F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… 为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eith er. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupi d. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird t hing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now, I will intenview the two nozzy man.
灰姑娘的百万英镑 Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员Angel-服务员Vicky-有钱人 第一幕（Betty在认真扫地，Susan比划衣服，William高兴地吃东西） Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited. William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there. Betty: I want to go too. Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly. Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work. 第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩） Sally: life is so boring. Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring. Sally:Let’s have a bet. Tom:Bet on? Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life. Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love. Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog. 第三幕（Betty做完工作，正试着衣服） William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful. Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服) Betty：No，that’s my dress .It’s my father bought for me. Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan .(转脸对Betty)，you are our servant.Get out! and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves. 第四幕（Betty委屈的拣树叶，看着William等离开，Tom和Sally在花园外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady. would you please come here a moment? Betty: Who? me? Tom: Yes, you. Betty: What can I do for you? Tom: I wonder, young lady. if you’d mind us asking a few questions? Betty: Certainly. Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert? Betty: My name is Betty. I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket. Sally: Tom, give her the letter. Betty: For me? Tom: For you. Oh no, you mustn’t open it now. you may open it 30 minutes later. Betty: Why? Sally: There’s money in it. Betty: Thank you! But I can’t receive it.
小学5人小品剧本: 考试之后 地点：七年级（一）班教室 时间：期中考试之后，上午一节语文课 人物：老师（语文老师兼班主任）学生人：杜子滕，史劲超，夏马威，吴所畏。 （课间，吴与史正在玩球，杜与夏在扳手腕） 老师：（站在教室外）还记得去年那群顽皮的学生吗？我就是他们班主任兼语文老师。对了，他们今年已经七年级了，可一点儿都不让我省心。前几天刚被他们气得腰酸、背痛、腿抽筋低压高压这不，这次期中考试结果已经出来了，我的血压又上升了！就拿我的语文这一学科来说吧居然有人考了个个位数全班最高分才分扬扬手中的试卷，铃响起得我得上课去了 吴向外张望嗨同学们，暴风雨就要来临了！ 生人老师好 师同学们好背过头去好什么好呀！血压又上来了！同学们，这次期中考试你们考得不怎么好，呆会儿分析试卷时你们要认真听！ 师：（发试卷）杜子滕，分；史劲超，分；夏马威，分；吴所畏分。师：大家先检查一下分数有没有加错。 杜：老师，我的不是分！
师：那是多少分？ 杜：（尴尬状）是是分！您刚才给拿倒了！ 史：老师，我不是分！ 师：那又是多少呢？ 史：是分 （夏、吴、杜窃笑） 师：（不屑一顾地）有什么区别吗嘛！ 史：区别大着呢！我妈说以前一块钱能买斤豆腐，可现在斤豆腐要得一块五！师：（拿过试卷加上分）给你加上！（嘴里嘟噜）史劲超啊史劲超，你使劲地抄也只抄了分！（把试卷递给史）给你的斤豆腐！ 师：下面大家用两分钟的时间好好总结一下，什么原因大家都考得这么差！ （师转一圈，生叽叽喳喳地议论） 师：都总结出来了吗？ 史：总结出来了！是因为监考得太严了！ 夏：我觉得是因为选择题太少了！ 师：你说明白一点。 夏：我的英语本来也不咋的，可是因为选择题多，这次我还考了分。 吴、杜、史：你怎么考的？ 夏：（得意洋洋地）我呀，在草稿纸上写下再用圆规往上扎，