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双语：史上十大经典愚人节玩笑
瑞士面条树
spaghetti harvest1957: the respected bbc news show
panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and
the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, swiss
farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. it
accompanied this announcement with footage of swiss
peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. huge
numbers of viewers were taken in. many called the bbc
wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti
tree. to this the bbc diplomatically replied, place a sprig of
spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.
1957年愚人节bbc新闻中说，瑞士的面条树大丰收，农民都
在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗，打电话来咨询面条树的种植方
法。bbc对此的回复是：把一根面条插在番茄酱里，然后就等着吧。
sidd finch
虚拟棒球天才
sidd finch1985: sports illustrated published a story about
a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the mets. his
name was sidd finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball
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at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. this was 65 mph faster
than the previous record. surprisingly, sidd finch had never
even played the game before. instead, he had mastered the art
of the pitch in a tibetan monastery under the guidance of the
great poet-saint lama milaraspa. mets fans celebrated their
teams amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and
sports illustrated was flooded with requests for more
information. in reality this legendary player only existed in the
imagination of the author of the article, george plimpton.
1985年愚人节，运动画刊杂志发布一条假消息，称一个名为
sidd finch的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph时速的球，比当时
记录高出65mph；而且这位新人之前都没有玩过棒球！他在一个西
藏的寺庙里学会了投球的艺术。大批棒球粉丝因此被骗。其实这个只
是

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愚人节最新大全笑话_2020愚人节笑话

愚人节最新大全笑话_2020愚人节笑话

愚人节最新大全笑话_2020愚人节笑话愚人节也称万愚节，是西方民间传统节日，那么关于它的笑话，你们知道多少?下面给大家分享愚人节最新大全笑话_2020愚人节笑话.欢迎阅读!愚人节笑话1看看你缺什么我同桌说他能通过指甲看出我缺什么，我就把指甲伸给他看。

他把我大拇指涂黑了，其他指甲涂上了橙色。

另一只手全涂成了红色，然后他问我我看出来缺什么了吗，我说：“没看出来呀”。

他：“你缺心眼啊!”笨的好笑，懒的有理1、一个人开车到精神病院送东西，刚到医院，车胎却爆了。

他就在那儿修起了车胎，不留神，把车胎上的四个螺丝弄丢到下水道里去了。

这该怎么办呢，他烦恼的在那儿嘀咕。

一个精神病路过，看了后说：“你把剩下3个轮胎，各拔1个螺丝下来，再装到备胎上，再慢慢开到市区，找家修车的不就得了。

”这个人突然恍然大悟，便说：“你那么聪明怎么待在精神病院?”病人说：“我是因为精神有问题，所以才待在这里，不是因为笨!”2、从前，有个懒汉，一年到头，吃吃玩玩，不爱劳动。

到了秋收季节，他田里的野草比稻子还要高。

他看到别人田里的稻谷长得都很好。

便生气地跑到田边，跺着脚朝庄稼骂道：“庄稼，庄稼，你太没有良心啦!要说你是怕太阳晒吧，田里的野草长得比你还高;要说你怕伤了老根吧，我从来也没有锄过你;要说你怕脏吧，我也没有在你身上烧过大粪。

你说我哪样对不起你呀?”3、有一个人心高气傲从不肯让人。

一天，他走在街上，对面走来一人没给他让路。

他当然不肯让，于是两个人就这样面对面地僵持着。

过了很久，这人的父亲来找他，着急地问他：“你怎么在这儿站着，家里人等你买米回去做饭呢!”儿子：“我不能走，这个人不给我让路!”父亲：“那你去买米，我替你在这儿站着，看最后谁给谁让路!”4、一个人去朋友家吃完婚宴回家，路上帽子被风吹落，可肚子饱得不能弯腰去拣，只好用脚踢着往前走。

见迎面走来一个孕妇，便说：“劳驾帮我把帽子拣起来吧”孕妇瞪了他一眼，继续朝前走去，他若有所悟的笑道：“哈哈，我明白了，你也赴宴去了!”赌性刚强有一天，小东和小月夫妻俩搭小飞机去参观。

愚人节英语搞笑对话

愚人节英语搞笑对话

愚人节英语搞笑对话愚人节英语笑话1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。

march 三月;行军)2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。

rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。

flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能答复“是的”?)答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)6.when can you get water with a ? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) 答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。

愚人节整蛊句子【英语版】

愚人节整蛊句子【英语版】

【导语】愚⼈节在每年的4⽉1⽇，是整蛊他⼈的⽇⼦，这⼀天⼤家都会蠢蠢欲动的想要整⾝边的⼈，对⾝边的⼈在这⼀天都会开起玩笑，因为这⼀天是恶搞⽆罪的⽇⼦，⼤家都会想着⼩招数来调侃你，那么有哪些英语整蛊句⼦呢？整理了相关内容，快来看看吧！希望能帮助到你~更多相关讯息请关注！愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【1】 1、转帐通知：我们已经将20万元按要求转⼊你的账户，请在2秒钟内确认，否则转账作废。

Transfer notice： we have $200000 into your account as requested， please confirm it within 2 seconds or transfer。

2、祝你位⾼权重责任轻，钱多事少离家近，每天睡到⾃然醒，⼯资领到⼿抽筋，别⼈加班你加薪! I wish you a powerful light duty， doing little more money near home， sleep to nature to wake everyday， salary is hand cramps， others overtime pay you! 3、你的影响⼒是如此地⼴泛，如此地巨⼤，如此地深远!以⾄于今天我什么事都做不成，只能逗你玩⼉了……愚⼈节快乐! Your influence is so wide， so vast， so deep! So that I can't do anything today， only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day! 4、⼀见钟情爱上你，⼆话不说抱住你，三天两头来找你，四下⽆⼈亲亲你，五天之内娶到你，六⼗年内不分离! Love at first sight in love with you， rather than embrace you， three days two head to come to you， no one kiss you，marry to you in five days， 60 years not separation! 5、⽆数次的⼼灵碰撞，⽆数次的梦幻诗意，是缘分让我们相见，是缘分让我们相恋，愿千万个祝福化作⽚⽚雪花飘落在你⾝边! The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you! 6、紧急提醒：看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。

愚人节搞笑笑话英语作文

愚人节搞笑笑话英语作文

愚人节搞笑笑话英语作文April Fool's Day is a day of laughter and pranks. It's a time when we can all let loose and have some fun. So, here are some hilarious jokes to brighten up your day!1. Knock, knock.Who's there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it's cold out here!2. Why don't scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!3. What did one wall say to the other wall?I'll meet you at the corner!4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!5. How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act like a nut!6. Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts!7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!8. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!9. What do you call fake spaghetti?An impasta!10. Why don't eggs tell jokes?Because they might crack up!11. What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsh!12. Why did the bicycle fall over?Because it was two-tired!13. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one!15. What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear!Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and April Fool's Day is the perfect time to share some jokes and bring a smile to someone's face. So, go ahead and spread the joy with these silly and funny jokes! Happy April Fool's Day!。