话剧《新三顾茅庐》旁白:话说东汉末年乱世,汉景帝玄孙刘备仁义天下,只因受迫于曹操,因而避难于江南.闻徐庶与水镜先生言孔明奇才,遂欲请其为军师,率关羽张飞亲请诸葛亮,但两次均未能谋其面,本剧从第三次开始.人物:刘备诸葛亮关羽张飞侍者刘备:红军不怕远征难啊!万水千山只等闲啊!(“啊”声拉长)关羽:大哥,再过一座桥就到了.刘备:好!咱们继续走.(走几步)张飞:终于到了,可累死某家了!(挥汗如雨)刘备:(走到门前,用手敲门)当!当!当!侍者:谁呀?刘备：刘德华（关张二人齐惊，侍者出来）侍者：你们有什么事呀？刘备：（急上前）啊！有这么个事，我们想拜见卧龙先生。
侍者：噢！那太对不起了，我家先生昨晚和几位好友喝酒，一不小心又喝多了，我家先生养的小猫吃了他吐的东西，到现在还没醒呢！何况人乎？刘备：没关系！没关系！我们可以等么！（眼视关张）关张：（齐声）没关系！（这时只听到有人唱歌：小和尚下山去化斋，老和尚有交代……）刘备：恩！好听！真是太好听了！侍者：噢！我们家先生醒了，你们可真走运。
刘备：那对呗！（诸葛亮晃晃悠悠走了出来）诸葛亮：二子啊！今天来客人啦？侍者：先生，有人来，是天下闻名的刘皇叔携其义弟关羽张飞拜见。
诸葛亮：啊！是么？在哪？（用眼睛四处猛看，看到刘备的鞋，从鞋猛的看到头）您就是刘皇叔吧？您好！刘备：（急握住诸葛亮的手）你好！久仰您的大名，无缘一见啊！我来了两次，都没见到您，我是盼星星，盼月亮，终于盼见您了！（握住手上下摆动）侍者：（偷偷的碰了碰诸葛亮，拉到一边说）先生，怎么？您两只脚上的鞋不一样啊？诸葛亮：（一拍大腿）那有什么办法，剩的那双鞋也是两只脚不一样的！刘备：（上前很有诚意的）先生，备早闻您的大名，听人赞叹您“一笔好字，二等才情，三斤酒量，四季天时，五子围棋，六出昆曲，七字歪诗，八卦遁甲，酒量无限，十面埋伏”可敬可敬啊！诸葛亮：皇叔过奖了，刘皇叔乃当世英豪，谁人不知谁人不晓呀！（反正我不知道）百姓都说您是“一尘不染，两袖清风，三思而行，四方赞誉，五湖四海，六刘备：彼此，彼此。
三顾茅庐Three Visits to the CottageIn the third century, China was divided into three kingdoms: Wei in the north, Shu in the southwest and Wu in the east. Wei was powerful and rich, Wu had brave generals and wise ministers but Shu had only a small territory and a small fighting force.The head of Shu, Liu Bei, heard of a very wise and knowledgeable man called Zhuge Liang who lived secluded in Longzhong.Zhuge Liang was only 26, and Liu Bei thought that if he had him as his prime minister and army advisor, he would be able to strengthen his state and even wipe out the other two kingdoms.So together with his best men Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, Liu Bei travelled the great distance to Longzhong to ask Zhuge Liang to assist him. They brought a valuable gift for him but Zhuge Liang was not at his cottage. They had no choice but to return home.Later, on a snowy day. The three men came again. But again they failed to see Zhuge Liang, because he had been wandering about for days and had not yet returned to his home.Zhang Fei was an impetuous man. He became impatient and urged Liu Bei to go back. This time, Liu Bei left a note expressing his admiration for Zhuge Liang's superb talent and insight and asked him to help him administer his kingdom.Several days passed. Liu Bei told his two men that he has decided to make a third trip to visit Zhuge Liang. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, were famous generals, they were secretly very jealous of the talent of Zhuge Liang. Guan Yu said,"Perhaps Zhuge Liang is not up to his reputation. It is not worth going for a third time."Zhang Fei shouted:"Come on, why waste so much time? Let me get him for you. I dare him to say no, I'll tie him up with a rope."'How can you do that?"Liu Bei criticized him,"Zhuge Liang is a very wise and talented man. We must show politeness, not rudeness, in requesting his help."Luckily, when they arrived at Longzhong the third time, Zhuge Liang was home. But he was taking a nap."shh! Do not disturb him. Let us wait outside the door for him to wake up."Liu bei said this to his men, and sat by the door while Zhuge Liang was sleeping. When Zhuge Liang woke up and saw them, he was moved by Liu Bei's sincerity. He complied with Liu Bei's request and became his prime minister.With the help of Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei enlarged his territory, and his kingdom became as strong as the other two.The story of the three visits to the cottage 三顾茅庐 shows someone'ssincerity in asking others for advice. It's also used to describe someone who invites someone else with complete sincerety.。
