CAST OF CHARCTERS
The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m
Actor 1
Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. Actor 2
Skeeter Skeetch- assistant to Bula at the paper
Fanny Mae Alcott- young female reporter who hangs out behind the boys locker room
Sheriff ??? sells his crime reports for a few bucks for beer
Kilabrew ??? nurse who loves to share hospital gossip
SCENE 1
(Play takes place in a makeshift newspaper office. BULA sits at her
desk facing the audience and SKEETER is sleeping under a table
covered by newspapers)
BULA: Skeeeeeter! Where are you, boy?
SKEETER: [Crawls out from under a table] Yeah.
BULA: What you doin' down there?
SKEETER: Sleepin'.
BULA: Didn't you go home last night?
SKEETER: We had a deadline for the paper. Pulled an all nighter.
BULA: So you got the paper done? Where is it?
SKEETER: [Looks] Shoot. I knew I forgot something.
BULA: Now, Skeeter....
SKEETER: Oowa, baby. The "Now Skeeter" talk.
BULA: We have an obligation to the people of this town to bring them news on a weekly basis. [SKEETER mouths the speech as he sits and listens] We are this town's ear to the world. They count on us to give them the news like no one else can... You listenin' to me, Skeeter? [He even mouths the last part]
SKEETER: Yes, ma'am.
BULA: How much of the paper we got done?
SKEETER: The front part's all done.
BULA: Then get it out there. The people are waiting.
SKEETER: [Mumbles to self] I bet they ain't even out of bed yet. [Exits]
BULA: Poor, Skeeter. This big time newspaper business is hard on the boy. [Looks through paperwork on desk] Now let's see. What do we have for next week's top story? Looks like we're down to two: Mayor Mack and Mablegate. Shall we explore the question, ???Why does the mayor spend more time with his secretary than with his wife???? Or the Jorkle family expose???? When your kids are born with extra fingers and toes, does that mean you???re inbred???? Wow. Where do we ever get such good news? I'll bet no other paper in the state can boast about these kind of headlines.
SHERIFF: [runs in, gun out] Hold it! Police!
BULA: Ah!
SHERIFF: [laughs] Hey, Bula.
BULA: You scared me half to death.
SHERIFF: I know. [snickers]
BULA: What you want, sheriff?
SHERIFF: You still paying a buck each for my police reports.
BULA: A buck a story. Offer's still good.
SHERIFF: [proud] I've got five this week.
BULA: Five! That's a regular crime wave.
SHERIFF: If this keeps up, I may have to hire me a deputy.
BULA: Wouldn't that be something? [makes a note] That's a story in itself.
SHERIFF: That's six bucks, then.
BULA: Fine. [Goes to purse] Six dollars. Don't you go spend that all in one place.
SHERIFF: Just enough to get a snack at the Come and Go.
BULA: Snack? I didn???t know beer was a snack food now.
SHERIFF: I???m on duty. Wouldn???t even consider it.
BULA: I guess you???ll have to take a break then.
SHERIFF: Good idea. [exits]
BULA: [sarcastic] Boy, do I feel safe knowin' he's around. [Types] Crime wave hits Mud Lake. Hide your valuables. Sheriff Peters says we had a record number of incidents this week. First off, old man Peters, the sheriff's pappy, had to be given a ride home again. Personally I think he likes riding in his son's police car.
KILABREW: [enters] Bula? How's you feeling today?
BULA: Fine, fine. Here to bring me the community health report?
KILABREW: Certainly. Oh, my.
BULA: What?
KILABREW: [examines BULA] You been getting enough vitamin C?
BULA: I... I don't know...
KILABREW: YOU DON'T KNOW. Don't toy with your health, Bula. You ain't a school girl no more. A healthy body is a temple for the gods.
BULA: I thought there was only one God?
KILABREW: You???re so closed minded, Bula.
BULA: What you got for me, Kilabrew?
KILABREW: First, we have ???This week's weight watch??? by Nurse Nancy Kilabrew. Emma Sue Jones - gained 12 pounds. Patty May - lost 2 pounds. And a big congrats to Jane Graham - Lost 25 pounds. Billy Joe Bugle - happily gained another 27 pounds on his way to a town record 324 pound.
BULA: And they all signed their release forms right?
KILABREW: Oh, yeah. Thankfully none of them read what it says.
BULA: Anything else.
KILABREW: Got some great baby names for you. I asked Patty Mae Jones what she'd name her upcoming child. She has settled on naming the kid after her favorite snack: Goober if it???s a boy.
BULA: And if it's a girl?
KILABEW: Raisinette.
BULA: Lovely.
KILABREW: That???s six bucks.
BULA: Six? That???s only two stories.
KILABREW: Four weight watchers and two baby names.
BULA: Five bucks then. The two names are for the same kid.
KILABREW: Fine. [BULA hands over $5] Oh, is that a bird I hear. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
BULA: You can go away now.
KILABREW: Cheap, cheap, cheap. [Exits]
BULA: Just wait until I write my expose??? about the local hospital, Nurse Kilabrew. [Pulls out a big file folder marked KILABREW in big letters] I???m getting enough dirt on her to write a book. Imagine handing out condoms, which only encourages those kids??? I think every teen in this town should have to go to the local gas station and have to try buying them in public. [smiles] And have old lady Smithe call out, ???Price check on Trojans, extra ribbed.??? That will teach ???em.
FANNY: [appears at door] Can I come in Ms. Bula?
BULA: Why it ain't Fanny Mae Alcott? Has my favorite reporter today?
FANNY: [Excited] Favorite reporter? Oooh. That sounds good.
BULA: Well, you've been quite the news hounds lately.
FANNY: News hound. I like the sound of that too. The boys at school have always said I've been a dog.
BULA: [Raises an eyebrow] Well...uh, what you have for me today?
FANNY: Well, I was walkin' around looking for a story. I went out behind the boys locker room. I always go there hoping to... uh... talk with one of the boys. You know, interview 'em after the big game. And if they ever win a game, I'm gonna get the best darn interview. Losing don't make good news.
BULA: You got a point here, Fanny? I'm a busy lady.
FANNY: I do. See I heard some of them boys talking in the locker room. They leave the window open cause it gets real hot in there. I don't know why they get so hot. They ain't got nothing on...
BULA: To the point, Fanny. A good reporter gets to the point.
FANNY: [Hands over a report] Anyway, I got this. Don't know if it's worth printin.' BULA: No, honey. This is good.
FANNY: You think so?
BULA: Top notch investigating.
FANNY: Gosh.
BULA: There's your dollar, darling. Enjoy.
FANNY: Wow. I feel just like Barbara Walters.
BULA: Keep it up and someday you just might be her.
FANNY: You really think so. I sure look up to her. Her and Jerry Springer.
BULA: They're the biggies.
FANNY: I'll see you tomorrow.
BULA: Keep 'em coming, Fanny Mae.
FANNY: I will. I'm headed over to the boys swimming hole. They got all kinds of interesting things going on over there.
BULA: This will do fine on the society page. [Sits at typewriter] Romance is a budding in the Mud Lake area. It's good to see so many of our young people courting, especially when they're courting someone other than their cousin. This week Jimmy Joe Johnson's heart is a palpitating for none other than Betty Sue Mall. Unfortunately he's feeling a bit shy and can't figure out a way to tell Betty he's got those special feelings for her. Don't you worry, though, Jimmy. She'll know all about it soon enough. Best wishes to both of you in this new found romance. Fanny Mae Alcott reporting. [Pulls it out of typewriter] Oh, dangit. I forgot the "r" in heart. Now folks is gonna think Jimmy's gone into heat. I gotta get myself a computer.
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
大学生英语话剧剧本Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M：（reading book) rules for students the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ? S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota) - 大学生英语话剧剧本 Michael: 泽泓 Scolfield: 仲铨 Lincoln: 桂帆 T-bag: 捷驰 宿舍 3人： M：（reading book) "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ? S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota) i'm dota ing...Oh,no..I lost again(中文说：队友不给力啊). what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any more..And Lincoln ,what are you busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本 L: nothing,just watching video. M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right? L: Yeah,American .. of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much. but this movie I'm watching is not that funny.Hey..guys,it's holiday ,is there any fun we can have? S: Say..I remember there's a party tonight at E502. M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a good chance to make some friends..you know.. L: with some beautiful girls,right? S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering party..pretty girls are everywhere.. M & L :haha..we know what you mean. L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together. M: OK..but where is T-bag ？ S: T-bag.. T-bag 进来 L: T-bag,where have you been? M: we have a good news . S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us? T-bag: (装悲剧ing..)sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
Today we perform opusculum 赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊 we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse? 毛毛：我落在炕上了 I left it on the brick bed. 赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了 I do business to you,but you left it? 毛毛：兜里才70多元 I only have seventy yuan. 赵本山：我还有400 Here is 400 yuan. 毛毛：也不够啊 it's not enough. 赵本山：够不够都可以的 it doesn't matter. 赵本山：服务员 waiterss ! 小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们 girl? I'm a real man. 赵本山：怎么穿裙子 why do you wear a skirt? 小沈阳：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了， it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry .may I take your order? 赵本山：yes. 赵本山：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多 少钱 I want to know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes. 小沈阳：要一、二万元 about ten or twenty thousand yuan. 赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐 can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?
KeeP AWay FrOm The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3■老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4■教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss Ms.Wu，StUdent A\ B 道具：几张桌椅，几台电脑” 一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷 RePOrter： SCene1:ThiS is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of PIaying COmPUter games.Now,it's o' clock.There StiISa lot of people Sitting in front of the COmPUterS.Look,Tomis one of them.He is PIaying COmPUter games carefully. winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状,）Wait a moment,boss.Let me play for a while. I'll Win this game. Boss： ok. BUt you have to Pay me more money. Tom： OK. OK. PIeaSe Wait a minute,I'll Pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've PaSSed this game! I made it. Boss： Congratulations!But don't forget to Pay me the money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss： Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? TWenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss： What? You have no money?（气愤、拍桌子） Boss： Of course. It's half PaSt two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Could I Pay you n ext time? Boss： NeXt time? No way. ThiS is the third time! Don't Say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。 Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. 亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：After screening , I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
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----音乐起，旁白： A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very made Snow White do the housework all day and all night. 很久很久以前,有个皇后。她有一个美丽的女儿,名叫白雪公主。孩子出生后不久,女王死了。女王又娶了一位女王。可继母没有非常喜欢她。白雪公主整天整夜地做家务。 ----白雪出场 ( 扫地,做清洁.) 白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother Where is my mother 我的名字是《白雪公主》,我是一个美丽的公主,我很想念我的母亲,我的妈妈在哪里我的妈妈在哪里 ----音乐起，皇后出场 】 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 我是新来的女王。我很beautiful.。如果有人比我漂亮,我就杀了她。我有一种神奇的镜子。如果我想要知道的东西的话,那么它就告诉我。现在,镜子,镜子,到这里来! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know 是的,我来了。你想知道些什么 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the most beautiful 镜子,镜子,在这世界上。谁是最漂亮的 魔镜：You are beautiful, I there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as is much more beautiful than you. ) 我想，你是美丽的,。但有一个年轻的女士。她像雪一样白,像朵玫瑰花。她比你更漂亮。 皇后：She is much more beautiful than meWho is she Tell me quickly. 她比我漂亮得多吗她是谁快点告诉我 魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White. 是的。她是《白雪公主》 皇后：Snow White No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!白雪公主不,我是最美丽的,在世界上。哦,猎人,过来,过来! — 猎人：Yes. I’m here now.是的。我现在在这里。
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
演员：甄嬛——Clover、 安陵容——Casey 华妃——Popo 宫女、太监——Jamal 皇上——Juliana The biography of Zhenhuan 第一幕 宫女：启禀小主，安小主想要见您。 ZhenHuan: Yes, ask her to come in, please.. 甄嬛：请进来吧。 Anling: Your Majesty . 安陵容：陵容参见姐姐。（拜） ZhenHuan: Please be up. (扶). 甄嬛：妹妹快请起。（扶） (The Two bow to each other) 两个人拜两拜。 ZhenHuan: Please have a seat. Just a day without seeing you, why are your voice become so harsh? 甄嬛：坐。一日不见妹妹，这嗓子怎么变了这个声音呀。 Anling: You don’t know, recently I suffer from throat illness again, and the emperor also has not come to see me for a long time 安陵容：姐姐有所不知，近日妹妹的喉疾又犯了，就连皇上也几日没有来看过我了。 ZhenHuan: Throat illness? Didn’t you just have a piles operation last month? How quickly the disease recurred. HuanBi, go to the royal hospital and take some Madingrong for her soon. 甄嬛：喉疾？你不是上个月才做的痔疮手术吗？怎么这么快又复发了？浣碧，一
8人英语小品剧本 A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Ta kes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy so me medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
The snow white ----音乐起，旁白： A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night. 很久很久以前,有个皇后。她有一个美丽的女儿,名叫白雪公主。孩子出生后不久,女王死了。女王又娶了一位女王。可继母没有非常喜欢她。白雪公主整天整夜地做家务。 ----白雪出场 ( 扫地,做清洁.) 白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 我的名字是《白雪公主》,我是一个美丽的公主,我很想念我的母亲,我的妈妈在哪里?我的妈妈在哪里? ----音乐起，皇后出场 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 我是新来的女王。我很beautiful.。如果有人比我漂亮,我就杀了她。我有一种神奇的镜子。如果我想要知道的东西的话,那么它就告诉我。现在,镜子,镜子,到这里来! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know? 是的,我来了。你想知道些什么? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful? 镜子,镜子,在这世界上。谁是最漂亮的? 魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you. 我想，你是美丽的,。但有一个年轻的女士。她像雪一样白,像朵玫瑰花。她比你更漂亮。 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 她比我漂亮得多吗?她是谁?快点告诉我 魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White. 是的。她是《白雪公主》 皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!白雪公主?不,我是最美丽的,在世界上。哦,猎人,过来,过来! 猎人：Yes. I’m here now.是的。我现在在这里。 皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.猎人!把白雪公主带到很远,去采一些花。找一个地方然后毙了她。 猎人：But she is the princess. …但她是公主。… 皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.不,杀了她。把她的心交给我吧。我不想再见到她。 猎人：Yes! 皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.有一个盒子。你
Keep Away From The Net Bar 场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。 3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包 4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家 远离网吧。 剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，student A\ B \C… 道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter： Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully. Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I'm the winner! Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop. Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I'll win this game. Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money. Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I've passed this game! I made it. Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don't forget to pay me my money. Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don't have so much money. Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子） Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it? Boss：Of course. It's half past two now. You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I'll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time? Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don't say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。） Tom：Sorry,I really haven't any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
FOX and TIGER T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?