摩登家庭词汇11表

1.Phil’s gonna bomb. Phil 一定会容颜扫地的。

解析：gonna + 动词原形= be going to +动词原形Bomb 原本的意思是炸弹。

但是在口语还有其他意思，bomb 还可以表示把…搞砸. To do really poorly on something.例句：I bombed my exam last week. 我周考试考砸了。

2.curvaceous [kɜː'veɪʃəs] adj. 曲线美的，身材很好的解析：curve 曲线+ aceous 复合形容词后缀。

3.balloon payments : 分期付款中最后较大的一批付款。

解析：维基百科是这么解释的 A balloon payment is an unusually large payment due at the end of a mortgage or loan.4. I honest didn’t get any of that. 我真的不知道你在讲什么。

解析：get 这个词意思很多，大家可以去“bingo教你说美语”微博去搜索一下用法，他做了个视频有具体讲解。

在这的意思表示理解，懂得。

5. She’s just being polite. 她就是想表现的礼貌一点。

解析：这句话本身很简单，但是希望大家熟背。

6. They are just the backs you step on.解析：someone is just the backs someone step on. 某人只是某人的垫脚石。

我一直觉得英语是一种很人性化和很贴近生活，很形象的语言，你看他这个垫脚石说的the backs someone step on. 踩在某人的后背上，以登的高位，和中文的垫脚石一个道理。

7. but the truth is, 事实是…（是一种转折）解析：大家多积累一些这样的小词，在说话的时候作为填充。

我再想想 - Hi, Claire. - Hey. 嗨 克莱尔 -嘿 - Hey. - Oh, okay. 嘿 -好吧 - Hi. Um, this is my husband, Phil. 嗨 这位是我老公 菲尔 - Hi. - And, uh, that's my son, Luke, right there. 嗨 -那是我儿子 卢克 就那个 - This is - Desiree. 这位是 -德希蕾 - Desiree, right. Sorry. - Oh, hi. 德希蕾 对 抱歉 -你好啊 - Desiree just moved in down the block. - Fun. Where? 德希蕾刚搬过来 -赞啊 哪户 - 314. - Oh! 314 -是嘛 - The two-bedroom cottage with the indoor-outdoor family room. 就那栋双卧室别墅 室内外兼配家庭活动室 - Very good. How did you 真厉害 你怎么 - Bet you're lovin' that steam shower. 你肯定很喜欢那个蒸气浴 - Phil, that's creepy. 菲尔 别吓到人家 - 0h, sorry. I'm a- I'm a real estate mogul. 哦 抱歉 我是 我是个房产大亨 - "What?" No, I'm a- I am a real estate agent. 什么! 不 我是个房产中介 - We caravanned that house. Great, uh, deck. 我们展览过那个房子 装饰很好
亲爱的 - That's too damn bad. 让她自己气死算了 - Yes. Who's excited, huh? 没错 激不激动 - Cam, come on. Hurry up. We're gonna be late. 小卡 快点 要迟到了 - It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo. 只是亲子课而已 又不是要飞到卡波去 - We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there. 作为唯一的同性恋夫夫 我们已经赚够口水了 - I don't wanna be the late ones too. 我不想再给人迟到的坏印象 - Wow! Paisley and pink. 天呐 又是旋花呢又是粉色 - Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top? 网眼套头衫为什么不穿了 - Obviously not. I'm wearing it underneath. 穿啊 穿在里面了 - Kidding. Just chill, please. Here. 开玩笑的 放松 给你 - I'm sorry. I just wanna make a good first impression. 抱歉 我只是想留下良好的第一印象 - You wanna fit in and not terrify the villagers? 你是想既融入大家又不吓到他们吗 - Hey, come on. 嘿 别闹了 - Today is about Lily, all right? 今天莉莉才是主角 好不好 - Her future best friend might be in that class, 那个班上可能就有她以后最要好的朋友

Dylan.Hey, mrs. Dunphy. Dylan 嗨你好 Dunphy太太Um, I'm just waiting for haley. 我在等Haley下来Did you ring the bell? 你按门铃了么?I texted. She said she'd be down in just a minute. 我发短信给她了她说马上下来Oh, great. Tell her I said hi. 好极了代我向她问好I will. 哦Dylan! D-money! Dylan 牛人Chillin' with dylan the villain. 牛人穿涤纶呀么上山打敌人"d" to the "y" to the -- hey, mr. Dunphy. 迪伊伊伊伦嗯嗯嗯你好 Dunphy先生Hey, come on in. 来过来You're just in time to catch the end of the game. 正好来得及看个比赛结尾Oh, I'm not really a baseball guy. 哦我对棒球不太感兴趣haley says hi.I-I was just being facetious. Haley 也向你问好我不过是开玩笑罢了Come on. I'll catch you up. 过来嘛我给你讲讲Sit it. Park it. 来嘛坐呀Come on, I don't bite. 过来嘛我又不会咬你kidding. 开玩笑I'm kidding. 我开玩笑的嘛Okay, see that guy?He's the tying run. 你看见那家伙没有他是追平分跑垒Interesting story about him. 这家伙可搞笑了He's been stuck on second base forever, 他简直是被困在二垒跑不掉了And I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third, 我打包票他想偷偷溜到三垒Which is just a terrible, terrible idea. 这个绝对不是啥好主意啊How are you and haley doing? 你跟Haley怎么样了?I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes. 我真想待在家里和你一起玩玩具飞机These aren't toy airplanes,manny. 这可不是玩具飞机 MannyThese are models, and they're very complicated. 这是模型这东西很复杂的You want to fly one of these, 你要是想玩这个You got to be familiar with airfoil, drag, lift, and thrust, 得先了解螺旋浆拉升俯冲推进等等And these are all principles of aerodynamics. 这些都是空气动力学的基本要素The box says, "12 and up." 可盒子写着适合12岁以上儿童呀What?! 啥?You can fly toy planes with jay next time. 你乖下次再和Jay玩玩具飞机Today you have to spend time with luke. 今天你要去和Luke一起玩Why? Because his mother invited you, so you go. 为什么? 因为他妈妈邀请你所以你得去啊Family needs to be close, right, jay? 家人应该亲密无间嘛是吧 JayI'm pretty sure this is a typo. 这绝对是个印刷错误Men need their hobbies. 男人应该培养兴趣Manny's father had many hobbies, Manny的爸爸就有很多兴趣爱好Like hiking in the desert, 像是沙漠徒步啦That kind of skiing that they drop you from the... 滑雪啦就是那种把你空降下去的...How do you say in english? 从那个英文怎么说来着?Helicopter.Yes. 直升机对Once, on a dare, he even boxedd with an alligator. 有一次他为了和人打赌还和一条鳄鱼赛过拳击Wrestle.You wrestle -- 摔跤是摔跤you can't box with alligators. 和鳄鱼赛什么拳击嘛Are you sure? 你确定?How would they get the gloves on those lile claws? 难不成还给它们的爪子戴拳击手套?Aren't they like tiny, little hands? 它们的爪子不是像小手一样么?No! 不是啦Okay, now I forgot what we were talking about. 这下好我都忘了我们在说什么了Anyways, hobbies are important for the men, 总而言之兴趣爱好对男人来说是很重要的Whether you're risking your life 不管是以生命冒险也好Or flying little planes from a safe distance. 还是躲得远远地耍耍玩具飞机Wait, wait, wait, wait,what are you doing? 等等等等你在干嘛We're just gonna buy some diapers. 我们拐个弯去买个尿布It'll just take a second. 很快的This is costco. 这里是好市多唉(连锁仓储式大卖场穷人光顾较多)Yeah, which is where we buy diapers. 没错啊我们一向都在这儿买尿布的Since when? 从什么时候起啊Do you remember when we adopted that baby a few months back? 你不记得我们几个月前收养了个宝宝了?Since then. 就从那时起咯Mitchell is a snob. Mitchell可势利了No, n-no, I'm -- I'm discerning. 不是我只是比较有鉴赏力Official slogan for snobs. 势利的官方用语When we first met,he wouldn't even look at me 我们刚认识那会儿他看都不看我一眼Because I was a hick from the farm in missouri 就因为我是密苏里州农场上来的乡巴佬And he's a big city mouse. 而他是拽得很的城市佬Who says "city mouse"? 谁会用"城市佬"这种词啊Country mice. 乡巴佬们呗I think I'm gonna go wait in the car. 我看我还是去车里等吧Okay. 好吧Hey, if you're on your way out,can you grab the garbage? 嗨你出去的时候能不能把垃圾带出去I got it.Okay, we got it. 已经处理掉了好吧我们已经处理掉了He's a little jumpy. 他有点坐立不安啊Oh,go figure--a teenage boy doesn't want to hang out With his girlfriend's dad. 有什么好奇怪哪个小伙子愿意跟女朋友的爸爸混I thought we were past all that. 我还以为我们早就过了那个阶段了I'm all about... 我只不过I'm all about taking it to the next level. 只不过想和他建立进一步的关系嘛Manny brought his favorite game to play with luke. Manny带了他最喜欢的游戏和Luke一起玩It's called "empire." 这叫"帝国"You use strategy to expand territories And take over the world. 需要你运用计谋扩张领土统治世界Luke is gonna love that.He's out back playing. Luke一定会喜欢的他在外面玩呢Do you need me to get you something While I'm out shopping? 我等下出去买东西要不要给你带些什么回来That's such a nice offer,but I think we're good. Thanks. 你真是太好心了不过我们好像不缺啥谢谢了Okay, what about this? 这件怎么样You don't even say hello to gloria and manny? 你就不知道跟Gloria和Manny打个招呼么Hi, gloria and manny. 嗨 Gloria MannyOkay, mom,what about this? 好了妈这件怎么样No, you're wearing a dress. 不行你得穿裙子mom, come on!What? 妈拜托又想怎么样It's gonna kill you to look like a girl for one afternoon? 就一下午穿得像个小女孩的样难道会要了你的命?But it's a wedding for some friend of yours That I never even heard of. 可是这是你朋友的婚礼啊这人我连听都没听说过It's nonnegotiable. 没得商量You can borrow a dress of haley's again. 你可以再去问Haley借条裙子穿嘛No, that sends an ugly message -- 不行那别人看了不就以为That I'm haley. 我和Haley没啥两样You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, 话说回来你光在这儿逼着我穿裙子Why don't you worry about getting luke to wear some pants? 怎么不管管Luke那个连裤子都不穿的家伙What? 什么?Why does he do this? 他这唱的又是哪出?Luke! Pants! Come on! Luke 裤子给我穿起来Alex, why don't you come shopping with me? Alex 你干嘛不跟我一块儿购物去呢Maybe I can help you find something that you like. 说不定我们会找到些你喜欢的东西That's a really nice offer,but it's not really her thing. 你实在是太好心了不过逛街她可没心思Actually, I'd love to go. 谁说的我还就是想去呢See, you don't know what my thing is. 你又不知道我对什么有心思You have no idea what my thing is. 你一点都不知道我有什么心思I know what your thing is. 我怎么不知道你们那点小心思了Your thing is to provoke, 你不就想和我对着干么Just like your sister's thing is to never come out of her room, 还有你姐的心思就是整天窝在房里不肯出来And your brother's thing -- Oh, well, there's your brother's thing. 你弟弟他哦搞什么鬼Luke!Put 'em on! Luke 裤子穿起来the thing about me and Jay is 我和Jay的关系Our relationship's always been stuck in that primal place where it started. 基本上就局限于原始社会那种模式You know, he's the old silverback Protecting his females. 你知道他就像是灰背猿人长老保护着族群中雌性们Then along comes this younger, stronger gorilla, 然后半路杀出个年轻力壮的大猩猩Swinging in, beating his chest, you know. 踩着祥云双手捶胸那样的Naturally, the ape ladies come running,presenting their nice scarlet behinds. 于是乎母猿们自然而然地围上前去展示着自己性感红润的臀部Papa ape wants to stop all that,but he can't, you know. 猿人老爹当然要出来横加干涉不过当然是无能为力That's -- that's life.I'm not the enemy. 这就是生活我可不是敌人The enemy is poachers. 偷猎者才是敌人I got the toothpaste and the soap. 拿好牙膏和肥皂了Good. Now we can open that general store. 好极了这下我们可以开杂货铺I thought we were just here to get diapers. 你不是说好买个尿布就走的么We had a saying on the farm -- 我们农场上有句老话说得好As long as you're bringing the mule to the market, you -- 骡子都牵到市场上了...I feel you rolling your eyes at me. 我怎么觉着你又对着我翻白眼了We met at one of pepper's legendary game nights. 我们是在Pepper酒吧的传奇游戏之夜上遇到的I remember mitchell because he kept rolling his eyes 我之所以记得Mitchell是因为每次我小小地展露一下我的热情Every time I would get a little boisterous. 他就冲着我直翻白眼I did not! 我哪有A little bit. 有的啦Yeah,maybe a little bit. 好吧也许是有一点点啦We were --we were playing charades, 我们当时在玩猜影片的游戏And I-I had no idea how to act out my clue, 我抽到了张提示卡完全不知道该怎么表现And all I could think of to do was... 我不知道怎么脑子搭错了摆出这个姿势And without missing a beat,cam says -- 结果Cam想都没想脱口而出"casablanca." "卡萨布兰卡"All I did was this..."casablanca." 我就这样..."卡萨布兰卡""casablanca." "卡萨布兰卡"Can we just please get the diapers and get out of here? 我们赶快拿上尿布快点走人好不好Fine, but I want to stop by the wine section first. 好不过我要先去酒类区逛一下wait. 等等There's a wine section? 这里还有酒类区?Yeah, a really good one --just past the tires. 是啊还挺不错的就在轮胎区过去点No way, they do not have -- oh, my god. 不可能吧他们怎么可能...哦额滴神啊Oh, my -- cam. Cam. 老天 Cam CamThe paper shredder I wanted, huh? 这是我一直想要的碎纸机啊Confetti and crosscut --yep. 节日彩屑+交叉碎纸没错就是它Those cookies smell like heaven. Your own recipe? 这饼干闻起来简直如同天堂你的独家秘方? No, I just throw them in the en. 没有啦现成扔进烤箱的And added the secret ingredient of caring? 再洒上你浓浓的爱意?Sure. 那是So, you and luke having a good time? 你和Luke玩得还好吧I don't know. He won't come out of his box. 我不知道他不肯把盒子从头上拿下来Maybe I'll just stay here and spend some time with my sister. 我看我还是呆在这儿和我老姐联络联络感情吧Oh, right, I guess, technically,I would be your stepsister. 啊好吧不过说起来我可是你的继姐My mother says we are never to use the word "step" 我妈说我们不该用"继"这个字Because it means "not real,"And we are a real family. "继"就说明不是真正的可我们是真正的一家人啊Mm. 嗯So, what is the matter,claire? 唉你有什么心事吗 ClaireWhat? 什么?You seem sad. 你看起来好忧伤It's just stuff with alex --you know, kid stuff. 还不是Alex那点破事小孩子闹脾气Ugh, kids. 哼小孩You don't have to tell me.My school is full of them. 不用你告诉我我都知道我们学校到处都是小孩I was thinking, after lunch, We can go and do a little shopping. 我在想哪我们吃完午饭一起去购物怎么样I'm not getting a dress. 我才不要买裙子I don't care.I'm not your mother. 我可不管我又不是你妈妈I know.You're my grandmother. 我知道你是我外婆Step-grandmother. 继外婆Anyways, today,think of me as a girlfriend -- 不管啦今天呢你就把我当你的闺密Two girls out for an afternoon of fun. 两个姑娘家的美好下午时光What do you usually do with your girlfriends? 你和你朋友出去一般都干啥呢?I don't know. We go out.We talk, drink wine. 我也说不上来一般也就八卦啦喝酒啦Can I drink wine? No. 我能喝酒么?不行Some friend. 算什么朋友Well, you can still talk to me about anything. 不过你还是可以对我说任何你想说的话Yeah, adults always say that,but they don't mean it. 哼大人们嘴上老是这么说可从来不当真When my mom says I can ask her anything, 我妈以前也说我什么都可以问她I really can't. 我要真问了She just freaks out. 她准会大惊小怪I won't freak out. 我不会大惊小怪的Shoot. Okay. 冲我开炮吧好How many men have you slept with? 你和多少男人睡过?Eight. Next. 八个下个问题Now can I try it? No. 能让我玩会儿了么? 不行I should get one of those.I've always loved planes. 我也该去搞个模型我一向超喜欢飞机来着You know, if things had gone a little differently in my life, 你知道要不是阴差阳错I think I would have been a pilot. 我可能现在就是个飞行员了How's this? 这里行不Not far enough.Go on. 再远点继续跑Okay, further down. 好嘞继续跑You can't go too far. Right, okay. I get it. I get it! 越远越好了解好的远点再远点How's this? 这样行不?Good! Now stand still! Don't move! 好站稳了别动Ay!Let's do it! 耶来吧Whoo!I love it! 我爱飞机I love it! 我爱飞机You drove the plane into my face. 你居然用飞机撞我的脸You must have moved.I told you to stay still. 明明是你自己动了我叫你别动的I didn't move!Try not to talk. 我没动啊闭嘴I want to make sure nothing's broken. 我得好好看看可别撞碎了Alex and I can't just disagree. 我和Alex不止意见不合I mean, she has to turn everything into a fight. 她每次都要跟我找架吵Hmm, a strong, independent woman. 原来她是个独立强势的女性Sounds like somebody else I know. 听着很像我另一个朋友I was never hostile,thou. 但我从来都是善意的This -- this whole thing with the dress -- 就拿裙子这事来说Never had this problem with haley. Haley就从来没有过这种问题Maybe alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister. 也许Alex不想被拿来跟她的姐姐比Maybe she's trying to create her own identity. 也许她想建立自己独特的特质Put her in a dress and she disappears. 让她穿裙子这种特质就消失了For one afternoon. 就穿一下午啊I wouldn't give up being myself for even one second. 我一秒都不会放弃做自己Mitchell,I found the diapers. They're over here. Mitchell 我找到尿布了就在这里Cameron, guess what I found.Coffins. Cameron 看看我找到了什么棺材They sell baby formula,and they sell coffins. 这里有卖婴儿奶粉还卖棺材You can literally buy everything you need from birth to death. 你真的可以在这里买到从出身到死亡需要的一切Oh, my god,look at these diapers. 天啊快看这些尿布look how cheap they are! 好便宜啊Oh, you know what we should do? 知道吗We should get enough for like the next year or two, right? 我们应该买足明年或者后年的量Where would we keep them? 那放哪儿呢They sell sheds. 这里有卖贮藏棚Really?You want to buy a diaper shed. 你说真的?你要买尿布贮藏棚?We're those guys now?The guys with the diaper shed? 我们啥时候也这样了?买尿布贮藏棚的怪人? Just grab two more. 再多拿两包I'm not grabbing two more,mitchell. It's time to go. 我才不拿 Mitchell 该走了No, come on, come on.We need a -- 再兜兜嘛我们需要个...Excuse me. Where did you get that flatbed thing? 打扰一下这平板车一样的东西在哪儿拿的?Over there.Go grab one of those. 那边去推一辆来Really?Yeah. 你说真的? 当然Get two. 推两辆I'm in the applesauce aisle! 我去苹果酱货架那兜兜So, anyways, after charades, we went out for coffee, 玩过手势猜电影游戏以后我们一起去喝咖啡And I learned that he loves art, 我发现他喜欢艺术He plays the piano, he speaks french. 会弹钢琴说法语Un peu. (法语)一点点So, you know,I-I misjudged him. 知道吗我原来误解他了Yeah, I'm sort of like costco. 是啊我有点像好市多超市I'm big, I'm not fancy,and I dare you to not like me. 我又大又实在谁会不喜欢Yeah, and I'm kind of more like that, um... 是啊而我更像那个...What is the name of that little shop we went to in paris? 我们在巴黎去的那家小店叫什么来着? You are such a snob."casablanca." 还说你不势利 "卡萨布兰卡"I have a small flower on my ankle and a tiny, little butterfly on my... 我在脚踝上纹了一朵小花还纹了一只小蝴蝶在我的...Thigh.How high? Very high. 大腿上多高的地方? 很高Did you do it to look sexy? 是为了看起来更性感吗No, did you do it for a guy? 不对是为了个男人吗Does grandpa like it? 外公喜欢它吗No, no, and yes. 不是不是喜欢That's gross. Mm. 真恶心Let's go back to your piercings. 我们还是再聊聊你身上的穿洞吧No, no, no. 不不不I've answered enough of your questions. 我已经回答了你很多问题了Now it's your turn to answer one. 该轮到你回答一个了What is it? 什么问题Why you don't want to wear a dress? 为什么你不肯穿裙子Because I don't want to look like haley And her stupid friends. 因为我不像弄得跟Haley和她的花痴朋友一样I wear dresses, and I don't look like haley. 我也穿裙子但我一点也不像HaleyYou are haley,just...40 years older. 你就是Haley 只不过老了40岁10.20. Deal. 10岁 20岁成交Alex, why are you fighting me on this? Alex 你为什么这么顽固不化呢It doesn't matter if I dress up. 我打不打扮不重要I'm not pretty like haley and you. 我本来就不如你和Haley漂亮That's ridiculous! You're beautiful! 乱讲你就像小公主I'm not. 才没有But that's okay. 不过没关系I'm the smart one. 我够聪明就行Hmm, the cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart.what? 那个可爱的侍应生可不知道你聪明什么He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table. 他每次走近我们桌子都冲你笑呢He does not! 哪里有Why do you think we are the only people with bread? 不然你以为为什么就我们有面包?Look, one day, you are going to want To date a cute guy like that. 想想总有一天你会跟个帅小伙约会的When that day comes, you're gonna want to look beautiful, 等那天到来时你肯定会想要看上去美美的And then you'll wear a dress. 那时你就会穿裙子了So, you ever kiss another girl? 对了你吻过其他女生吗That's no way to talk to your grandmother. 这是跟外婆讲话的口气吗Was my mom hard on me growing up? 我小时候我妈妈对我严格吗Yeah, she was, but you know what? 当然了不过你知道吗Back then, everything was betty friedan And gloria steinem. 不过那时什么都要跟女权英雄 Betty Friedan和Gloria Steinem扯上关系They didn't understand -- 他们不明白...Hola. We're back. Hello. 大家好我们回来啦嗨Hey, how'd it go? 玩得开心吗It was great. Did you have fun with Luke? 棒极了你跟Luke玩得开心吗Well, not -- we had a great time. 不是我不... 我们聊得很投机Alex, I've been thinking, and... Alex 我想过了If you don't want to wear a dress to the wedding, 如果你不想穿裙子去参加婚礼It's not the end of the world. 就算了那也不是世界末日嘛It's all right. 没关系I bought one. 我买了一条了Do you see how she has to provoke me? 看到了吧我就说她老要跟我唱反调We'll talk about it next week. 我们下周再聊Clear the way. Coming through. Coming through. 让开进来了进来了easy easy?? ow! Ow! 悠着点I need to rest my face. You're fine. 我要让脸好好歇歇没事的You'll be all right. 你不会有事的Oh, my god! Dad! 天啊爸Little accident. Nothing big. 小事故不要紧That's the painkiller talking .He's a little loopy. 止痛药害他说胡话了他有点晕了How bad is it? 严重吗Well, the wing is cracked, the propeller's bent, 机翼断了螺旋桨也弯了But I can --I mean phil. 不过我能... 我是说PhilI was in a plane crash. 我遭遇坠机事件了Thanks, dad. 多谢帮倒忙老爸I didn't ask him to be there. He insisted. 我可没叫他去他自己要去的He took a chance. This is what happened. 他要冒险就出意外了呗Kind of like the time you ran over his foot? 就跟上次你碾过他脚背一样吧?You ran over his foot? That was an accident. 你碾过他的脚背? 那次是意外You know, dad, you did it on purpose. We all saw the tire marks on the lawn. 爸大家都知道你是故意的我们都看到草坪上的轮胎印了I had just quit smoking. 我那时刚戒烟See, you're upsetting your husband. 看啊你丈夫被你烦着了Water. I'll get it. 水我去倒You okay? 你没事吧Gloria. Thank god you're here. Gloria 谢天谢地你在这儿Don't worry. I'm here, too. 别担心我也在Who's this? 你是谁Wasn't my fault. 不能怪我Oh, I have seen you thread the needle a million times. 哦我见过你玩"穿针引线"无数次了You never miss. Yeah, I must be getting old. 你从来没失过手是啊看来不服老不行啊Why don't you just admit it ? You never liked phil. 你就承认吧你从来没喜欢过PhilAnd put that down .You do not get a cookie. 放下来坏小孩没有饼干吃I like Phil. It's just that sometime he tries too hard, you know? 我喜欢Phil 只不过有时候他奉承过头了你明白吗And it's just kind of...Irritating. 有点让人...恼火Okay, maybe he tries too hard , Because you make zero effort with him. 也许他是奉承过头了但都是因为你从不正眼看他You know what? In the 16 years that we've been married, 知道吗我们都结婚16年了Have you one time told him that you liked him? 你有没有一次告诉他你喜欢他Ow! What, are you made of china? 痛你是玻璃做的吗Phil, I just want you to know, I'm sorry. Phil 我只是想让你知道我很抱歉And whether I missed or you moved --I didn't. 不管是我飞歪了还是你动了我没动Either way... 不管怎么样I just want to say that I like you. 我只是想说我喜欢你Really? Yeah. 真的? 是的What do you like about me? 你喜欢我哪点You're a nice guy. 你是个好人You try real hard. 努力讨好我I do. 是的You're a good dad. 你是个好爸爸I am a good dad. Come here. 真的?我是个好爸爸? 来Come here, you. 来抱一个This feels so right. 感觉真好What's going on? 怎么回事There was a little accident, 出了点小意外But jay's telling Phil how much he loves him. 但是Jay现在正告诉Phil他有多爱他Oh, well, that's nice for phil. 哦是吗 Phil真幸运Oh , That's great, since he's never said anything like that to my boyfriend. 哦太好了他可从来没跟我男朋友说过这话Let it go. 别提了No, it's not okay. Mitch is right. 这是不对的 Mitch 说得对You go in there, too, cam .Come on. 你也一起 Cam 去吧You're kidding. 你开玩笑吧Come on in, cam. 来吧 CamA little hug? Get in here. 抱抱来吧Say it, say it! 快说啊I like you, too, cam. 我也喜欢你 CamWhat do you like about him? Oh, geez. 你喜欢他哪点哦行了Where did you get that camera? 哪来的摄像机?Only the greatest store on earth. 在地球上最棒的商店里买的Thanks, dad. 谢谢你老爸Manny, picture. Get in there, too. Manny 拍照啦你也一起Get in here, Manny. 来吧 MannySay, "cheese!" 说"茄子"Don't push it. Cheese! 别得寸进尺茄子Picture! 拍照Cheese! Cheese! Queso! 茄子茄子Doesn't it feel like his arms could go around the world? 他的胸膛很温暖啊I think I strained something. 我好像扭到什么了I always wanted a daughter. 我一直想养个女儿To dress her up with pretty dresses,- 让她穿上漂亮衣服Do her hair, her nails, her makeup. 给她做头发涂指甲化妆No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, 我可从没告诉过别人 Manny一岁的时候I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. 我把他当女孩打扮告诉所有人这是我女儿But just for a few times. 几次而已I didn't want to mess with his head. 我不想弄得他性别错乱When he found the pictures, 后来他发现了那些照片I told him That it was his twin sister who died, 我骗他说那是他夭折的双胞胎妹妹。

第一集孩子们吃早饭了Kids, breakfast!孩子们Kids?菲尔把他们叫下来好吗Phil, would you get them?好等下Yeah. Just a sec.孩子们Kids!-这真是-算了- That is - Okay.孩子们快下来Kids? Get down here!我们远在楼上你们喊也没用Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs? -发短信就行了-那是不可能的- Just text me. - All right. That's not gonna happen.你不能穿这套衣服出门And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.这衣服怎么了What's wrong with it?亲爱的对你女儿这条裙子Honey, do you have anything to say-有什么意见吗-不好意思- to your daughter about her skirt? - Sorry.-挺可爱的嘛宝贝-谢了- Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.不行这裙子太短了No. It's way too short.大家知道你是女生People know you're a girl.没必要穿这么少给他们看You don't need to prove it to them.卢克又把头卡在栏杆里了Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.我去吧婴儿油在哪儿I got it. Where's the baby oil?在我们床头的我不知道你自己找It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.拜托Come on!我在成长期间很皮I was out of control growing up.你看我坦白了There, you know? I said it.我只是不想让我的孩子I-I just don't want my kids...犯我一样的错to make the same bad mistakes I made.只要海莉没有半裸着在佛罗里达沙滩上醒来I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked我就完成任务了I've done my job.-我俩的任务-对- Our job. - Right.我就算完成了我俩的任务I've done our job.加油曼尼踢球啊踢啊Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it!别让他踢啊Don't let him- Kick it!曼尼加油往右跑往右Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha!不不不要啊No! No, no.他下绊子杰怎么没人吹犯规He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty?歌洛莉亚他们落后了球了Gloria, they're and .你小点声叫喊Let's take it down a notch.我们非常不同We're very different.杰来自城市Jay's from the city.他的生意做得很大He has a big business.我来自一个小山村I come from a small village.很穷但风景怡人Very poor but very, very beautiful.我们村拥有全哥伦比亚最多的It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the-什么词来着What's the word?凶杀案Murders.对凶杀案Yes. The murders.曼尼拦住他Manny, stop him!拦住他你可以的Stop him! You can do it!你真烂曼尼Damn it, Manny!教练让那孩子下场Come on, coach. You gotta take that kid out.你想让他下场吗不如我让你"下场"如何You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?-亲爱的-你还是操心你的儿子吧- Honey, honey. - Why don't you worry about your son?他整个上半场光忙着抓裤裆了He spent the first half with his hand in his pants!那话我周来一直想对她说来着I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.我叫乔希莱恩的爸爸I'm Josh. Ryan's dad.我叫歌洛莉亚曼尼的妈妈Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. Manny's mother.-这是你父亲吧-她父亲?- Oh, and this must be your dad. - Her dad?-是啊-不不是真搞笑- Yeah. - No, no. That's funny.其实我是她老公Actually, no, I'm her husband.别被外表骗了Don't be fooled by the, uh-稍等Give me a second here.谁是乖宝宝是谁啊Who is a good girl? Who's that?是谁啊Who's that?-她真可爱-谢谢- Oh, she's adorable. - Oh, thank you.你好小公主Hi, precious. Hello.我们刚从越南领养了她Uh, we just, uh- We just adopted her from Vietnam.这是我们第一次带她回家And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?她像个小天使你们夫妻俩一定很激动She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled.抱歉我来晚了老爹去买点心了Sorry, sorry, sorry. Daddy needed snacks.大家在聊什么呢So, what are we talking about?我们在一起已经...5年了吧?Uh, we have been together for- guh, five- five years now?我们非常想要一个孩子And, uh, we just- we decided we really wanted to have a baby.一开始我们想找一个So, we had initially asked one of our女同性恋朋友做代孕母亲lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-后来又想她们平时就够刻薄了Then we figured, they're already mean enough.你能想象她们怀孕后会如何变本加厉吗Can you imagine one of 'em pregnant? Pregnant, no.还是算了吧想想就怕No, thank you. Ick.你看到没大家在逗莉莉玩You saw that, right? Everybody fawning over Lily,你一走进来他们就装作and then you walk on and suddenly it's all,看购物杂志"Ooh, SkyMall.考虑买个电动领带架什么的I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."我得教育一下这帮人All right, you know, I'm gonna give the speech.千万别这么做You are not giving the speech.你还得和他们一起呆上小时呢You're gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours好吧你说得对我错了You're right, you're right. Okay. I'm sorry.[Cream Puffs 意为泡芙或者娘娘腔]你看那个拿着泡芙的宝宝-好吧够了-Look at that baby with those cream puffs. -Okay. Excuse me不好意思Excuse me.这宝宝原本可能会在人满为患的孤儿院里成长This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage多亏我们这些娘娘腔收养呢if it wasn't for us "Cream puffs."你们这些搞歧视的人-米奇尔And you know what? Note to all of you who judge- Mitchell给我听好了爱不分种族信仰Hear this. Love knows no race, creed-不分性别Or gender.-我为你们感到羞耻-米奇尔- And shame on you, - Mitchell.你们这些狭隘愚昧的-米奇尔- you small-minded, ignorant few - Mitchell!-干嘛-人家说的是泡芙- What? -She's got the cream puffs.各位的耳机费我们请了We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.兄弟你怎么老是卡在这里面Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?我以为这次能拔出来呢I thought I could get out this time.我直说了吧他得去检查一下智商I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.好了你自由了There. Be free.亚瑟王之剑拔出来了Excalibur.-今天我有朋友来家里玩-谁啊- I'm having a friend over today. - Who?-你不认识他-他？- Uh, you don't know him. - Him? Him?哇男生你会和他亲嘴吗Ooh, a boy. You gonna kiss him?-闭嘴-别激动别激动- Shut up. - Easy. Easy.-闭嘴-你才闭嘴- Yeah, shut up! - No, you shut up!卢克和艾丽克斯你们俩出去解决好吗Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?怎么解决And do what?-在太阳下决斗不错吧-海莉- Fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change. - Haley.我逗你们玩呢-是谁要来- I'm kidding. - Who's the boy?他叫迪兰His name is Dylan.我还是别让他来算了I might as well tell him not to come...不然你们又得让我丢脸Because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.亲爱的等等Sweetie, hang on a second.你15岁了还是第一次有男生来家里You're 15 , and it's the first time you've had a boy over.我是有点小吃惊I'm bound to be a little surprised,可我不会让你丢脸的but I'm not gonna embarrass you.我去给摄像机充好电I better charge the camcorder.逗你玩呢别这样也不看看我是谁I'm kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?我是酷老爹这是我的风格I'm the cool dad. That's- That's my thing.我酷毙了我会上网I'm hip. I- I surf the Web.我会发短信LOL 大声笑I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud.OMG---饿滴神"OMG"- Oh, my God.WTF意思是苦逼脸"WTF"- Why the face?[WTF=What the FUCK意思是搞毛]《歌舞青春》里所有的舞我都会跳Um, you know, I know all the dancesto High School Musical,so-我们现在欢聚一堂We're all in this together没错Yes, we are我们都是大明星We're all stars Something, something you know it -妈爸-什么事- Mom! Dad! - What happened?-卢克用枪射我-我不是故意的- Luke just shot me! - I didn't mean to.-你没事吧-有事- Are you okay? - No.这小贱人用枪射我The little bitch shot me.-别说脏话-只是塑料枪这是意外- Language! They're only plastic BBs. It was an accident.早就告诉你给他枪就会出事What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun?-你看着办吧-老弟不对哦- Deal with this. - Buddy, uncool.就这样不行不行That's it? That's- No, no, no, no.我们说好他用枪射了别人你就得射他的The agreement was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him. -我们当时是认真的吗-当然是真的- We were serious about that? - Yes, we were.所以你现在要按说好的执行And now you have to follow through.对不起-再装- I'm so sorry. - Liar.-去吧-他还要去参加生日会呢- Go. - He's got a birthday party.哪个更重要爸爸What's more important here, Dad?你可以之后再射他他两点就能到家You can shoot him afterwards. He'll be home at :.两点不行I can't shoot him at :.我两点还得带人去看房子I'm showing a house at :.-三点吧-不行三点他有足球赛- What about 3:00? - No, he's got a soccer game at 3:00.然后我们五点就得去赴宴And then- Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5:00.4点15吧你可以在那时候射他4:15. You could shoot him at 4:15.行那个时候我有空Yeah, I guess that works for me. Oh!-射卢克-抱歉记入日程了- "Shoot Luke." - Sorry, dude. It's on the calendar.别这样啊Oh, come on!我不想踢足球了那是小孩玩的I'm quitting soccer. It is a game for children.不你不能放弃No, you're not quitting.对方之所以会进球You would have stopped that goal完全是因为你光顾着看小女孩了if you weren't staring at that little girl.她不是女孩她是女人She is not a girl. She's a woman.歌洛莉亚你犯得着非要和You know, Gloria, that little blowup with that other mom那个妈妈吵架吗Why do you have to do things like that?如果有人说我的家人If somebody says something about my family,-我一定-我只是说- I'm going to - I'm just saying.你火气应该小一点就这样You could take it down here a little bit. That's all.没错你总是这么忍气吞声的Oh, yeah. 'Cause that's where you live, down here.-可我咽不下这口气-可是- But I live up here! - Yeah, but,我只是说你别那么容易激动嘛you don't have to be so emotional all the time.That's all I'm saying.曼尼你也这么觉得吧Manny, you're with me on this, right?我要告诉布兰达·费德曼我爱她I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.-天啊-曼尼她都16岁了- Oh, for God sakes. - Manny, she's 16.你不就找了年长的对象吗Oh. It's okay for you to take an older lover?-嘿说话注意点-我要去她上班的商场- Hey, watch it. - I wanna go to the mall where she works.不过我先得换上我的白衬衫丝绸的那件But first I need to get my white shirt, the silk one.好吧如果你真想这么做的话Okay. If that's what you really want to do.说真的不是我要当恶毒的后爹Seriously. Not to be the evil stepdad,可你要真穿着那臃肿的白衬衣but if you put on a puffy white shirt...去向16岁的姑娘告白and declare your love for a 16-year-old,你会被扒得只剩条白内裤you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole然后被吊在旗杆上in your puffy white underpants.-停车-你去哪儿- Stop the car. - Oh, where are you going?看到没你伤他的心了See? You hurt his feelings.要是这能让他变得坚强点Ah- Well, if it toughens him up a little bit then-妈呀他去采野花了Oh, geez. He's picking flowers.曼尼是个多情种和他爹一样Manny's very passionate, just like his father.我的前夫风度翩翩但太疯狂了My first husband- he's very handsome, but too crazy.我们不是在吵架就是在做爱It seemed like all we did was fight and make love,吵架做爱吵架做爱fight and make love, fight and make love.说真的有一次我们从窗口摔下去了One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together你们当时到底在做什么Which- Which one were you doing?我也是第一次听说I'm hearing this for the first time.你不担心吗This doesn't worry you?她在飞机上就没怎么睡现在还很清醒She barely slept on the plane and she's still wide awake.-别想多了-不想才怪- Oh, stop worrying. - I can't.那个孤儿院里都是女人That- That orphanage was all women.也许离开女性柔软的怀抱她就睡不着Maybe she just- she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's shape. -有可能-那你抱着她- I guess that's possible. - So here.你这话是什么意思What the hell is that supposed to mean?没错Yes,在等待领养孩子的期间我是长胖了一点I've gained a few extra pounds while we wereexpecting the baby,过程相当艰辛which has been very difficult.但显然你的身体会But apparently your body产生一些母性的本能反应does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing...来储存养分where it retains nutrients-像是分子生理学那类的some sort of molecular physiology thing.那是科学事实But that's science.人类根本无力抵抗You can't- You can't fight it, so--我没别的意思-你就是话里有话- I'm not saying anything. - You're saying everything.-数到-- Count to three. - One, two---好吧- Three. - Okay.-小卡真美-我的天你喜欢吗- Oh, Cam. This is beautiful. - Oh, my God. Do you love it?当然我Yes, I-这是什么玩意What the hell is that?我让安珠尔趁我们不在时画的I had Andre do it while we were gone.那是我俩吗还有翅膀Is that us, with wings?我们在她的上方永远守护着她We're floating above her, always there to protect her.这真让人心安对吧莉莉Okay. Well, that's reassuring, right, Lily?我们把你从熟悉的环境中抢出来Yes, we tore you away from everything you know,可别担心新环境一切"正常"but don't worry, things are normal here.你的大爸二爸可是飞天小精灵哦Your fathers are floating fairies.不行你能叫安珠尔No, can you call Andre,重新画点不那么基情的东西吗have him paint something a little less gay?另外我们也该少和安珠尔往来By the way, we need to stop having friends他名字也太娘了with names like Andre.-红发老爹怒火旺盛-我才不是- Redheaded dad is angry daddy. - No, I'm not.你就是Yes, you are.回来的路上连胡娇都看出来了Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.你看又一个娘气的名字胡娇Okay, that's another one- Pepper.你到底怎么不爽Okay, what's up?好吧听着All right, look. I-我还没有告诉家里领养孩子的事I- I never told my family we were adopting a baby.-而且-我知道- And... - I know.-你知道-我不怪你我了解你家人- You do? - Yeah, and I don't blame you. I know your family.你一告诉他们他们就开始说三道四You'd tell 'em. They'd say something judgmental.-就是这样-然后你就会生气- Exactly. - You'd get mad.没错当爹本该是一件喜事I know. And then something that's supposedto be nothing but joyful转眼就变成一团混战suddenly turns into this huge fight.谁愿意让事情变得一团糟呢And who wants a big, emotional scene like that?谢谢谢谢Thank you. Thank you.你能理解我真是让我松了一口气I'm so- I'm so relieved you understand.所以我邀请了他们今晚来吃饭I invited them over for dinner tonight.-什么-我也是不得已- What? - I had to.这样下去没完没了你就只会逃避This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.不小卡我现在就打电话取消这件事No. No. No. Cam, I'm calling them right now and canceling.不准打No, you're not.今晚你得把领养的事告诉全家人You're telling your family you adopted a baby, tonight.你就是喜欢逃避连朗吉娜都这么说And you do have avoidance issues. Even Longinus said so.你自己听听这些名字有多娘Are- Are you really not hearing these names?你们别管了我来开门Don't answer it! I'll get it!你好你一定是迪兰吧Hi. Hey, you must be Dylan.-是的迪兰-我是海莉的妈妈- Hey. Dylan. Yeah. - I'm Haley's mother.-我们走吧-那个- Come on. Let's go. - Okay. Um-等一下Hang on one second.迪兰你还在念高中吗Dylan, you're still in high school?-是我高三了-高三很好- Yeah, I'm a senior. -A senior. Okay. Cool.菲尔亲爱的这是迪兰他读高三Hey, Phil. Sweetie. Honey. He is Dylan, and he is a senior.你得给他个下马威You have to scare him.让我瞧瞧这个花心大少Let me meet this "Playa."在下菲尔·邓菲Phil Dunphy, yo.就是这样你只需死盯着他们看It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em,用眼神中的杀气震住他们let the eyes do the work.你嘴上说着没问题Your mouth might be saying, "Hey, we cool,"可你的眼神说才怪but your eyes are like, "No, we not."很高兴见到你才怪"Nice to meet you." "No, it's not."挺不错嘛"It's all good."才怪"No, it's not."-我看你俩已经-等一下- Okay, I see you two guys-- Wait, wait, wait.你们俩You two-你俩要坦诚相待懂吗小子You two keep it real, know what I mean, son?不太懂Not really.-求求你别说了-没事- Please, stop. - That's cool.-妈呀我的背-亲爱的- Ow. Oh, God! That's my back. - Oh, honey. Sweetheart.我被婴儿油滑倒了Ow! Oh! I slipped in the baby oil.你哪儿冒出来的啊"Oh, where you from originally?"单挑的话我轻而易举就能放倒你"I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation."我不知道该怎么办要打电话叫医生吗I don't know about this. Should I call a doctor?不用不用好了No, no, no, no, no. Okay.-小样儿挺强壮的啊-谢谢夸奖- You're very strong, homes. - Thanks.-好轻轻放下我-好了- Okay. Nice- Nice soft landing. - There you go.-行了我们走吧-我还侧躺着- Okay, let's go. Come on. - I am on my side though.现在只需把我放平就没事了So just flip me right back, and we're good.就没事了We'll be good.只需要把我翻过来就行I just need to get flipped right on my back,就没事了and we should be fine. So-布兰达·费尔曼Brenda Feldman.-你拿的什么-我为布兰达·费尔曼写的诗- What is that? - A poem I have written for Brenda Feldman.不用想也知道Of course it is.我将心事化为文字将文字用于行动I put my thoughts into words and now my words into action.你取消行动的话我就给你50块钱Hey, I'll give you 50 bucks not to do this.我才11岁而已要那么多钱干什么I'm 11 years old. What am I gonna do with money?你这年纪要16岁的花姑娘又能干什么What are you gonna do with a 16 -year-old?-他就像个斗牛士-你见过斗牛吗- He's like a bullfighter. - Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?我看不下去了-我知道你心情不好I can't watch this. - You're in such a bad mood.我也知道原因因为那人以为你是我爸爸And I know why. It's because that man thought you were my father. -不是的-就是- No. - Yes.-不是-你这样否认时就代表是- No. - When you say "No" like that, it's always "Yes."别这样我们都到商场了Come on. We're in the mall.给你买点年轻的衣服吧Let's get you, like, some younger clothes.-那边有家店-我不需要年轻的衣服- There's a store there. - I don't need any younger clothes.我也不在乎那些And I don't care what some jackass穿着破牛仔裤的混蛋如何看我in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.没错你不用在乎他们Good. You shouldn't.你只要在乎我的想法就行了You should only care what I think.我爱你我不在意你的年纪I love you, and I don't care how old you are.所以别郁闷了对曼尼也别那么凶So stop being a gloomy goose and stop being so hard on Manny我对曼尼严格只是因为The only reason I'm hard on Manny...我不想让他出洋相Is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself.我从这儿都能闻到他的发胶味了And I can smell that hair goo of his from here.我不知道他那里会发生什么Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there.可你是他的家人这就意味着But you're his family now, and that means only one thing-你只可背后送春风不可当面唾其脸You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.-啥玩意-这是我妈常挂嘴边的话- What? -It's something my mom always says.用西班牙语说很华丽的It's gorgeous in Spanish.瞧他来了Look, he's there.-她名花有主了-真遗憾小宝贝- She has a boyfriend. - Oh, I'm sorry, mi nino.我把心献给了她I gave her my heart,她却还了一幅把我画成老式警长的图she gave me a picture of me as an old-time sheriff.-我真傻是吧-才不是呢小宝贝- That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it? - No, mi amor.你是勇气可嘉对吧杰勇气可嘉It was brave. Right, Jay? Brave.下次你就会进步了W-Well, you'll know better next time.来我们买椒盐卷去Come on. Let's get a pretzel.没事我挺喜欢这画的Mentira. A me se me gusta.先生不好意思Uh, excuse me, sir.在商场散步锻炼的人必须靠右边走We ask that all mall-walkers stay to the right.艾丽克斯出去妈妈你看她Alex, get out! Mom!艾丽克斯别去烦你姐姐Alex, leave your sister alone.我只是进去拿我的书而已至于吗I was just getting my book. Gosh.我知道亲爱的可你要尊重个人隐私I know, sweetie. But you need to respect their privacy.-他们在楼上干嘛呢-没干嘛- What are they doing up there? - Nothing.躺在她床上并肩看电影Lying on her bed, watching a movie.很好很好Okay. Okay.我在为今晚的聚餐准备蛋糕Um, I'm making a cake for tonight.你想帮我做糖霜吗You wanna help me with the frosting?好啊Sure.要是海莉怀孕了So, you know, if Haley got pregnant,你会假装她得了腮腺炎请假在家would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months,然后告诉别人那孩子是你的吗and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?-什么-有个高中生请了4个月病假- What? - This senior at school was "Out sick" for four months,可吉娜·瑞斯尼克发誓说看到她but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding在自助洗车站给孩子喂奶at a coin-op car wash.老弟你穿了多少衣服啊Buddy, what are you wearing?-没穿多少-把外套脱了- Nothing. - Uh-uh. No jacket.只能戴一顶帽子One hat.你穿了几条内裤啊How many pairs of underwear do you have on?就条One.是条Six.首先看海莉怀孕变胖还蛮爽的First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.更酷的是And how awesome would it be多了个假弟弟实际上是我亲外甥to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.海莉才不会怀孕Haley is not getting pregnant.-我只是说假如-我知道- Just saying "If." - I know.我知道你喜欢找你姐的茬儿And I know you like to make trouble for your sister,不过这次不管用了but it's not gonna work this time.知道为啥吗因为你姐是个好女孩You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.我明白因为她和我当年一模一...I know. I was just like her when I was-要知道我也不想这么做I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this.可你得吸取这个教训But this is an important lesson that you're learning.所以记好了记住了So, soak it. Keep it.你站太近了这样会很疼的You're too close. It's gonna hurt.就是要你疼It's supposed to hurt.-你干嘛贱贱地笑-我笑了吗- And why are you smiling? - I'm- What?算了我下不了手Oh, forget it. I can't do this.就是要让你害怕你已经学到教训了The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.妈你干什么啊Mom! What are you doing?我是来放洗好的衣服Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.-打扰到你们了吗-当然- Is this a bad time? - Yeah.那我走好了Oh. Okay.你能把门带上吗Uh, can you shut the door, please?我们还是让门开着吧Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.为啥Why?因为这种场景我见多了Because I have, uh, seen this little show before-和高大的学长共卧一塌Lying on the bed with a tall senior.上一秒还只是一起看《鹰冠庄园》的朋友One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,下一秒你们就钻进游戏桌下and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table宽衣解带了with your bra in your pocket.妈妈Mom!-你打到我的骨头了-纯属意外- You hit my bone! - It was an accident!-我以为你是我哥们呢-我是啊- I thought you were my friend! - I am your friend.爸爸你必须和妈妈谈谈Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom.她简直是疯了而且丢尽了我的脸She is, like, completely freaking out and embarrassing me!宝贝你妈是不像你爸那么通情达理Honey, your mom isn't always as cool about things as-这玩意怎么回事啊What is with this thing?我爸My dad.我爸对这事还是不太习惯Uh, my dad still isn't completely comfortable with this.已经过了5年了他还是无法完全接受Um- He-He still does this thing. It's been five years now.每次他要进入我和小卡在的房间时And he still does this thing where he announces himself...他都会先喊一声before walking into any room we're in...以防撞见我和小卡亲嘴just to make sure he doesn't have to ever see us kiss.要是我妈也有这个习惯就好了Wish my mother had that system.-还记得吗-以后再说- Remember? - Not now.我真不敢相信你这么对我I still can't believe you did this to me.你能高兴点吗这是个庆祝会啊Would you get in the spirit of things? It's a celebration.天啊Oh, God.-我去给莉莉打扮一下-好- Okay, I'm gonna go get Lily ready. - Okay.-我要你对他们实话实说-好吧- And I want you to just come straight out with it. - All right.听话你能做到的Okay. You can do this.来个运动员式的撞胸Yeah. Sports guy chest bump.-不要-来撞一个- No. - Sports guy chest bump.-小卡好了-上吧- Cam. Oh! All right. Go - Do it.抱歉Sorry.-你好啊-大家好啊- How are you? - Hi, guys. Hey.看起来很美味啊谢谢That looks good. Oh, thank you. Thanks.不用谢打开吧爸爸后脚马上就到Don't thank us. Open it. Dad is coming right behind.有人吗我们要进来了Knock, knock! We're here. Coming in!别担心爸爸我们没在里面搞基Don't worry, Dad. Nothing gay going on here.能帮你脱下这缤纷外套和闪亮小帽吗May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?-拿去吧-杰你好啊- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, Jay.-你好歌洛莉亚-你好- Gloria, hi. - Hi.-老爸你还好吗-歌洛莉亚你好- How are you? Hi, Dad. - Hi, Gloria. How are you?-裙子真漂亮-谢谢你菲尔[摸摸]- Oh, what a beautiful dress. - Ay, thank you, Phil.好吧Okay.菲尔Oh, hey, Phil.["Phil菲尔"和"feel触摸"音相似]她是叫你名字不是要你去摸That's how she says "Phil." Not "Feel." Phil.-旅行怎么样-挺好的真的- So how was your trip? - It was good. It was good actually.关于这事But, um, about that, I- I我有些事要告诉你们have something that I need to tell you guys.我们去越南不光是为了旅游Um- Uh, we didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure.我们有重要消息宣布We, uh, kind of have some big news.天啊要是小卡隆了胸我立马走人Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving. -爸爸-我希望你的家长没让你觉得丢人妈- Dad. - I hope he didn't embarrass you, Mom.别管她海莉今天首次带男生回家Oh, don't mind her. Haley had her first boy over today...菲尔就给了他一枪And Phil shot him.总之一年前Anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago,小卡和我开始渴望有一个Cam and I started feeling this longing, you know,有一个孩子for something more, like, uh, maybe a baby?-这主意很糟糕-你说糟糕是什么意思- Ooh, that's a bad idea. - What do you mean, "Bad idea"?孩子需要有妈妈Well, kids need a mother.如果你们俩无聊了可以养条狗I mean if you two guys are bored, get a dog.我们不是闲得无聊爸Okay, we're not bored, Dad.我支持米奇尔尽管你不是我亲生的I support you, Mitchell, even though you're not my son.我觉得爸爸的意思是I-I-I-I think what Dad is trying to say...米奇尔你有点紧张兮兮的is that, Mitchell, you're a little uptight.孩子就意味着麻烦你没法处理这种事Kids bring chaos, and- and you don't handle it well.爸爸可不是这个意思That's not what Dad's saying.这是你的意思That's what you're saying.而且是从另一个角度羞辱了我And it's insulting in a whole different way.好了各位都冷静点Okay, people. Let's all "Chillax."-卡梅隆舅夫呢-多谢多谢- Hey, where's Uncle Cameron? - Thank you. Thank you.总算有人发现他不在了而不是光羞辱我Someone who's not insulting me notices he's not here.原来你的重要消息就是这个啊Oh, so that's the big announcement, huh?你俩分手了吗You two broke up.领养个孩子也挽救不了破裂的婚姻Well- Well, a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway.老实说你们分了也好And let me tell you. You're better off,他就喜欢小题大做because he was a bit of a drama queen.不是的打住打住No, no, no. Stop. Stop. No.你们到我家来还羞辱我和我的男朋友You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend,而且他才没有小题大做who, by the way, is not that dramatic-我们领养了一个宝宝We adopted a baby.她名叫莉莉Her name is Lily.激动吧-停下来- Exciting! - Just turn it off.我停不下来这就是我的个性I can't turn it off. It's who I am.-我是说音乐-关音乐啊- The music. - Oh, yes, the music.来和莉莉打招呼吧Come say hi to Lily.看看这个小公主Ay, miren a la princesita.真是个小公主The little princess.-她好可爱-多谢夸奖- She's so cute! - Thank you.让我看看让我看看Let me see her. Let me see her.你好啊莉莉Hi there, Lily.莉莉对她来说不是很难发音吗。