BABY, PLEASE (WC Sessions 01-11) I know your name Is the name

Ohh wooaah (3x)You know you love me,I know you care我知道你爱我我知道你在意的You shout whenever, And I'll be there无论何时只要你呼叫我就会（出现）在那里You want my love, You want my heart（我感觉）你想要我的爱和我的心And we will never ever ever be apart我们也永远不会被拆散Are we an item? Girl quit playing我们是一体的吗？女孩停止游戏（爱情）了We re just friends, what are you saying你在说什么？！我们只是朋友？So theres another one, Looks right in my eyes直视我的眼睛所以有另一个人？！（出现在我们的世界）My first love broke my heart for the first time我的初恋就这样第一次伤了我的心And I was like我（感觉我）像一个婴儿Baby, baby, baby noooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby noooI thought youd always be mine mine我以为你会永远都会是我的Baby, baby, baby noooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby noooI thought youd always be mine, oh oh我以为你会永远都会是我的For you, I would have done whatever为了你我愿意做任何事Another chance and we, We get together（再）给我另一个机会我们（也许）会再在一起的And wanna play it cool, About loosin' you我想用酷酷的方式谈恋爱也包括失去你I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring我会给你买任何东西我会给你买任何（你喜欢的）戒指And i'm in piece , baby fix me我支离破碎了宝贝（用你的爱）修复我And you'll shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream 你会（一直）推我直到把我从噩梦中摇醒Im going down, down, dooown我摇摇欲坠And just can't believe my first love won't be around不能相信我的初恋（就这样）无疾而终——我感觉比直译不在周围好一点Baby, baby, baby noooBaby, baby, baby noooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby noooI thought youd always be mine我以为你会永远都会是我的When i was 13 i had my first love我在十三岁的时候有了自己的初恋Here was nobody to compare my baby就此没人可以和我的爱人（宝贝）相提并论And nobody came between us or could ever come above没人可以介入我们之间或凌驾于（这份感情）之上She had me goin crazy她让我几近疯狂Oh i was starstruck.（弄的）我像一个追星族一样She woke me up daily dont need no starbucks她让我的思维清醒就像我每天不能没有星巴克咖啡She made my heart pound她让我心跳加速Asking for a beat when i see her in the street当我在街头看见她请给我猛烈的打击（叫我不要想他）And in the school on the playground（也包括）在学校的操场上But i really wanna see her on the weekends但我真的（还）想在周末看见她She knows she got me dazy她（也应该)知道她让我精神恍恍惚惚Cause she was so amazing and now my heart is breaking因为她是那样为爱疯狂现在我的心也被伤透了But i just keep on sayin但我只是想继续说Baby, baby, baby noooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby noooI thought youd always be mine x2我以为你会永远都会是我的Now Im all gone（好吧）我带着回忆走了。

babyOhh wooaah (3x)You know you love me,I know you care你明白你爱我，我知道你在乎You shout wherever, And I’ll be there我随叫随到You want my love, You want my heart你想得到我的爱，我想要我的心And we will never ever ever be apart我们将永远都不会分开Are we an item? Girl quit playing我们（的心）是在一起的吗？女孩，退出游戏吧We were just friends？what are we saying？我们只是朋友？你在讲什么？！So theres another one, Looks right in my eyes所以，在我眼里有一个更加适合你的（男孩）My first love broke my heart for the first time,我的初恋使我第一次尝试心碎Now I was like我就像Baby, baby, baby hoooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby hoooI thought youd always be mine mine我曾经一直认为你永远是我的Baby, baby, baby hoooMy baby, baby, baby nooMy baby, baby, baby hoooI thought youd always be mine, oh oh同上For you, I would have done whatever为了你，我什么都可以做Another chance and we, We get together再给我一次机会，我们会在一起And wanna play it cool, but i loosin’ you我想表现的酷一点，但是我失去了你I’ll buy you anything, I’ll buy you any ring我会给你买一起东西，任何一款戒指Now i’m in piece , baby fix me现在我心碎了，宝贝帮我修复（我的心）And you’ll shake me till you wake me from th is bad dream快把我从噩梦里摇醒吧Im going down, down, dooown我现在越陷越深。

[1439:30.00]=字幕制作：LRC中国 [00:07.61]片名：骇客任务DNA娱乐363[00:18.52]-Is everything in place? -You weren't supposed to relieve me. （启动通话）[00:18.83]-一切就绪了吗？-今天不是轮到你值班[00:22.06]I know. but I felt like taking a shift. 我知道，我只是想接班[00:25.23]You like him. don't you? You like watching him. 你喜欢他，对吧？喜欢看着他[00:27.90]-Don't be ridiculous. -We're gonna kill him. You understand? -别傻了-我们会害死他，你知道吗？[00:31.20]Morpheus believes he is the One. 莫斐斯相信他是救世主[00:33.91]-Do you? -It doesn't matter what I believe. -你信吗？-那并不重要[00:37.08]You don't. do you? 你不信，对吧？[00:38.91]-Did you hear that? -Hear what? -听到了吗？-什么？[00:41.25]Are you sure this line is clean? 你确定没被窃听？[00:43.15]Yeah. of course I'm sure. 我很确定[00:45.49]I better go. 我得走了[01:24.76]-Freeze! Police! -Hands on your head! -别动，警察-手举起来[01:27.09]Do it! Do it now! 快点，举起来[01:37.60]（市中心旅馆）[01:49.72]-Lieutenant. -Oh. shit. -警官-可恶[01:53.19]Lieutenant. you were given specific orders. 警官，我给你的指令很明确[01:56.59]Hey. l'm just doing my job. 我只是公事公办[01:58.96]You give me that ''juris-my-dick-tion'' crap. you can cram it up your ass. 要是你给我摆臭架子你就去死吧[02:03.86]The orders were for your protection. 我是为了你们的安全[02:07.87]l think we can handle one little girl. 我们对付得了一个女人[02:15.17]l sent two units! 我派了两组警员[02:17.18]They're bringing her down now! 他们就要逮到她了[02:18.98]No. Lieutenant. your men are already dead. 才怪，警官，他们早就死了[02:51.31]Shit. 可恶[02:54.81]Morpheus. the line was traced. l don't know how. 莫斐斯，我的行踪暴露了[02:57.48]I know. They cut the hard line. 我知道，电话线被切断[02:59.35]There's no time. Get to another exit. 来不及了，你得找别的出口[03:01.79]-Are there any agents? -Yes. -附近有干员吗？-有[03:04.42]Goddamn it. 该死[03:05.86]You have to focus. Trinity. 崔妮蒂，你得专心[03:07.63]There's a phone at Wells and Lake. 威斯和雷克街口有电话[03:10.43]You can make it. 你赶得到[03:12.30]-All right. -Go. -好-去吧[04:16.00]That's impossible. 不可能[04:52.13]Get up. Trinity. Just get up. 起来，崔妮蒂快起来[04:54.80]Get up. 起来[05:41.91]She got out. 她逃走了[05:43.75]lt doesn't matter. 无所谓[05:45.25]The informant is real. 线人没说错[05:48.55]-We have the name of their next target. -The name isNeo. -我们知道下一个目标-名字是尼欧[05:55.53]We'll need a search running. 必须进行搜寻[05:57.36]lt has already begun. 已经开始了[06:09.34]（搜寻中）[06:11.34]（莫斐斯逃脱警方围捕）[06:22.15]（展开追捕行动）[06:43.11]（醒醒，尼欧）[06:54.02]What? 什么？[06:56.12]（母体奴役着你）[07:01.03]What the hell? 搞什么？[07:07.27]（跟随小白兔）[07:10.17]''Follow the white rabbit.'' 跟随小白兔？[07:14.71]（退出）[07:18.31]（有人敲门，尼欧）[07:23.92]Who is it? 什么人？[07:25.32]lt's Choi. 是乔伊[07:40.13]You're two hours late. 你迟到了两小时[07:41.93]-l know. lt's her fault. -You got the money? -我知道，都是她的错-钱呢？[07:46.97]Two grand. 两千元[07:48.97]Hold on. 等等[07:56.08]《拟像与仿真》[08:07.89]Hallelujah. 哈利路亚[08:09.56]You're my savior. man. My own personal JesusChrist. 你是救世主，老兄你是我的救星[08:12.63]You get caught using that.... 要是你被逮到[08:14.37]l know. This never happened. You don't exist. 我知道，不能把你抖出来[08:18.04]-Right. -Something wrong. man? -对-怎么了？[08:20.34]You look a little whiter than usual. 你的脸色很苍白[08:23.51]My computer. it.... 我的电脑[08:28.68]You ever have that feeling where you're not sure ifyou're awake or still dreaming? 你会不会觉得自己在半梦半醒之间？[08:34.12]All the time. lt's called mescaline. 每次嗑了药就有这种感觉[08:37.32]lt's the only way to fly. 让你腾云驾雾[08:39.69]Hey. look. it just sounds like you might need tounplug. man. 听起来你得发泄发泄[08:43.56]You know? Get some R and R? 休息一下吧[08:45.97]What do you think. Dujour? Should we take himwith us? 怎么样？带他去好吗？[08:51.70]Definitely. 当然好[08:53.21]No. l can't. l have work tomorrow. 不行，明天我得上班[08:56.84]Come on. 来吧[08:58.28]lt'll be fun. l promise. 一定会很好玩，我保证[09:07.42]Yeah. 好[09:09.79]Sure. l'll go. 我去[09:39.32]Hello. Neo. 你好，尼欧[09:41.79]How do you know that name? 你知道我名字？[09:43.52]l know a lot about you. 我知道的很多[09:46.23]-Who are you? -My name is Trinity. -你是谁？-我叫崔妮蒂[09:49.23]Trinity. 崔妮蒂[09:52.23]The Trinity? That cracked the lRS D-base? 不就是侵入国税局的电脑骇客[09:55.67]That was a long time ago. 那是很久以前[09:57.40]-Jesus. -What? -天啊-怎么了？[09:59.77]l just thought... 我以为[10:03.34]-...you were a guy. -Most guys do. -你是男的-男人都这么想[10:07.41]That was you on my computer. 你侵入我的电脑[10:10.25]-How did you do that? -Right now. all l can tell you... -怎么办到的？-现在我只能告诉你[10:15.29]...is that you're in danger. 你有危险[10:17.29]-l brought you here to warn you. -Of what? -我是来警告你-什么危险？[10:20.29]They're watching you. Neo. 他们在监视你，尼欧[10:22.73]-Who is? -Please. just listen. -谁？-听我说[10:28.50]l know why you're here. Neo. 我知道你来的目的[10:31.14]l know what you've been doing. 还有你在做什么[10:33.37]l know why you hardly sleep... 我知道你辗转难眠[10:35.54]...why you live alone. and why. night after night... 每天晚上都独自一个人[10:38.88]...you sit at your computer. 坐在电脑前工作[10:42.38]You're looking for him. 你在找他[10:44.68]l know. because l was once looking for the same thing. 我也曾找过同一个人[10:48.25]And when he found me... 当他找到我[10:50.99]...he told me l wasn't really looking for him... 他说其实我不是在找他[10:54.99]...l was looking for an answer. 而是寻找一个答案[10:57.36]lt's the question that drives us. Neo. 有个问题驱使着我们，尼欧[11:01.13]lt's the question that brought you here. 这问题把你带来这里[11:05.94]You know the question... 你我[11:07.57]...just as l did. 都知道这个问题[11:10.58]What is the Matrix? 母体是什么？[11:12.44]The answer is out there. Neo. 世上一定有答案，尼欧[11:15.58]lt's looking for you. 它在寻找你[11:18.42]And it will find you... 只要你愿意[11:20.35]...if you want it to. 它就会找到你[11:28.73]Shit. 该死[11:30.23]Shit. shit. 该死该死[11:41.71]You have a problem with authority. Mr. Anderson.安德森先生，你很叛逆[11:44.81]You believe that you are special. that somehow therules do not apply to you. 你自以为很特别可以不遵守公司的规定[11:49.58]Obviously. you are mistaken. 很显然，你错了[11:54.45]This is one of the top software companies in theworld... 这是世界顶尖的软体公司[11:57.66]...because every employee understands they are partof a whole. 每个员工都是小螺丝钉[12:01.29]Thus. if an employee has a problem. the companyhas a problem. 只要一个员工出错公司就会出毛病[12:08.20]The time has come to make a choice. Mr. Anderson.你现在有两个选择安德森先生[12:12.30]Either you choose to be at your desk on time fromthis day forth... 从今天起准时到公司上班[12:16.81]...or you choose to find yourself another job. 或是另谋高就[12:20.25]Do l make myself clear? 你明白吗？[12:21.81]Yes. Mr. Rhineheart. Perfectly clear. 是的，我完全明白[12:32.69]Thomas Anderson? 汤犸斯安德森吗？[12:35.83]Yeah. that's me. 我就是[12:45.20]Great. 太好了[12:47.81]Have a nice day. 祝你愉快[13:04.86]-Hello? -Hello. Neo. -喂？-尼欧[13:07.03]Do you know who this is? 你知道我是谁吗？[13:11.40]-Morpheus. -Yes. -莫斐斯-是的[13:13.40]I've been looking for you. Neo. 我一直在找你[13:15.63]I don't know if you're ready to see what I want toshow you... 我不知道你准备好了没有[13:19.07]...but. unfortunately. you and I have run out of time.不过我们恐怕没时间了[13:22.51]They're coming for you. Neo. and I don't know whatthey're going to do. 他们来抓你尼欧，后果不堪设想[13:26.48]Who's coming for me? 谁来抓我？[13:28.05]Stand up and see for yourself. 站起来自己看[13:30.38]What? Right now? 什么？现在吗？[13:32.15]Yes. Now. 对现在[13:35.52]Do it slowly. 慢慢站起来[13:37.86]The elevator. 电梯那边[13:43.96]-Oh. shit! -Yes. -糟糕-没错[13:50.44]-What do they want? -I don't know. -他们抓我干嘛？-不知道[13:52.34]But if you don't want to find out. get out of there. 如果不想被逮我建议你快逃[13:55.54]-How? -I can guide you... -怎么逃？-我教你[13:56.98]...but you must do exactly as I say. 不过你得听话[13:59.81]-Okay. -The cubicle across from you is empty. -好-对面是空的[14:05.58]-But what if they--? -Go. Now. -要是他们-快去[14:14.49]Stay here for just a moment. 先待在这里躲一下[14:24.10]When I tell you. go to the end of the row... 等我下令就走出去[14:27.01]...to the office at the end of the hall. 到走廊尽头的办公室[14:29.27]Stay as low as you can. 尽量趴低点[14:33.85]Go. Now. 去吧[14:49.56]Good. Now. outside there is a scaffold. 很好，现在外面有个洗窗架[14:55.67]-How do you know all this? -We don't have time. -你是怎么知道的？-来不及了，尼欧[14:58.30]To your left there's a window. Go to it. 左手边有窗户，快点[15:03.41]Open it. 打开[15:05.74]Use the scaffold to get to the roof. 用洗窗架上到屋顶[15:07.81]No way! No way! This is crazy! 不行，太疯狂了[15:10.65]There are two ways out of this building. 只有两个方法能出去[15:13.25]One is that scaffold. The other is in their custody. 爬上洗窗架或是被他们带走[15:17.36]You take a chance either way. I leave it to you. 都很危险，你自己决定[15:24.16]This is insane! 太疯狂了[15:27.07]Why is this happening to me? 怎么会有这种事？[15:29.23]What'd l do? 我干了什么？[15:31.24]l'm nobody. l didn't do anything. 我是小人物，什么也没干[15:34.57]l'm gonna die. 我死定了[15:45.75]Shit! 该死[16:07.07]Oh. shit! 该死[16:13.25]l can't do this. 我办不到[16:27.76]Shit. 可恶[17:17.98]As you can see. we've had our eye on you for some time now. Mr. Anderson. 如你所见我们已经注意你很久了[17:24.12]lt seems that you've been living... 看来你一直有[17:26.99]...two lives. 两种身份[17:30.56]ln one life. you're Thomas A. Anderson... 其中一个是汤犸斯安德森[17:33.29]...program writer for a respectable software company. 软体公司的程式工程师[17:37.70]You have a social security number. You pay your taxes. 你有社会安全号码，也纳税[17:41.40]And you... 还有[17:44.27]...help your landlady carry out her garbage. 你会帮房东太太倒垃圾[17:50.41]The other life is lived in computers... 另一个你活在电脑中[17:53.78]...where you go by the hacker alias ''Neo'' ... 使用的骇客代号是尼欧[17:57.02]...and are guilty of virtually every computer crime wehave a law for. 几乎犯下每项电脑犯罪[18:03.16]One of these lives... 你其中一个身份[18:05.32]...has a future. 有前瞻性的未来[18:07.49]And one of them does not. 另一个则没有[18:13.20]l'm going to be as forthcoming as l can be. Mr.Anderson. 我就直话直说吧，安德森[18:18.07]You're here... 找你来，是因为[18:19.74]...because we need your help. 我们需要你的协助[18:25.61]We know that you've been contacted by a certain...我们知道你常常联络[18:28.88]...individual. 某个人[18:31.55]A man who calls himself ''Morpheus.'' 这个人称呼他自己为莫斐斯[18:36.62]Whatever you think you know about this man isirrelevant. 你对他了解多少都不重要[18:40.83]He is considered by many authorities... 警方都把他视为[18:43.56]...to be the most dangerous man alive. 世上最危险的人物[18:49.27]My colleagues... 我的同事[18:50.97]...believe that l am wasting my time with you. 认为我是在浪费时间[18:54.17]But l believe you wish to do the right thing. 不过我相信你想改过自新[18:57.88]We're willing to wipe the slate clean... 我们愿意删除你的不良纪录[19:01.75]...give you a fresh start. 让你重新做人[19:04.42]All that we're asking in return is your cooperation...你只要跟我们合作[19:07.55]...in bringing a known terrorist to justice. 把这名恐怖份子绳之以法[19:12.42]Yeah. 是啊[19:14.86]Well. that sounds like a really good deal. 这条件听起来很棒[19:18.70]But l think l got a better one. 但我有更棒的想法[19:20.67]How about... 这样吧[19:22.63]...l give you the finger... 我向你伸中指[19:27.24]...and you give me my phone call. 你就让我打电话[19:31.44]Mr. Anderson... 安德森先生[19:37.28]...you disappoint me. 你让我很失望[19:38.75]You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. 你这样是吓不倒我的[19:41.59]l know my rights. 我有权利[19:43.22]l want my phone call. 我要打电话[19:45.32]Tell me. Mr. Anderson... 请你告诉我，安德森[19:48.36]...what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?开不了口打电话有什么用？[20:27.40]You're going to help us. Mr. Anderson... 你一定要帮我们[20:30.27]...whether you want to or not. 不管你要或不要[21:30.70]This line is tapped. so I must be brief. 电话被监控，我长话短说[21:34.20]They got to you first. but they've underestimatedhow important you are. 他们逮到你却低估你的重要性[21:38.77]If they knew what I know... 要是他们知道[21:40.84]...you would probably be dead. 你或许早就没命了[21:43.88]What are you talking about? What is happening tome? 你在说什么？我是什么人？[21:47.81]You are the One. Neo. You see. you may have spentthe last few years... 你是救世主，尼欧[21:52.85]...looking for me. but I've spent my entire life... 这几年来你在找我但是我这辈子[21:56.05]...looking for you. 都在找你[21:59.12]Now. do you still want to meet? 现在，你还想见我吗？[22:02.29]-Yes. -Then go to the Adams Street bridge. -想-那就到亚当街桥[22:15.31]Get in. 上车[22:28.89]-What the hell is this? -lt's necessary. Neo. -这是干嘛？-是必须的[22:31.72]-For our protection. -From what? -这是为了保护我们的安全-你们怕谁？[22:33.96]From you. 怕你[22:36.39]-Take off your shirt. -What? -脱掉上衣-什么[22:38.50]Stop the car. 停车[22:43.77]Listen to me. coppertop. 给我听好，你最好废话少说[22:45.24]We don't have time for 20 Questions. 我们没时间慢慢的回答你所有的问题[22:47.77]Right now. there's only one rule: 现在，你只有两个选择[22:50.41]Our way... 不听我们的[22:51.91]...or the highway. 就滚下车[22:59.82]Fine. 好吧[23:02.65]Please. Neo. you have to trust me. 拜托，尼欧请你相信我[23:05.69]-Why? -Because you have been down there. Neo. -为什么？-因为你活在这虚拟世界[23:09.09]You know that road. 对它很清楚[23:11.30]You know exactly where it ends. 只有一个后果[23:15.10]And l know that's not where you want to be. 那不是你想要的[23:31.58]Apoc. lights. 开灯[23:35.69]Lie back. Lift up your shirt. 躺下来，掀开上衣[23:39.86]-What is that thing? -We think you're bugged. -那是什么？-你肚子里有虫[23:49.73]Try and relax. 试着放轻松[23:57.41]Come on. 现身吧[23:59.78]Come on. 快点[24:02.55]lt's on the move. 它在动[24:05.25]Come on. you shit. 可恶[24:08.32]-You're gonna lose it. -No. l'm not. -你抓不到它-才怪[24:10.82]Clear! 让开[24:20.27]Jesus Christ! That thing is real?! 天啊，那玩意是真的[24:56.30]This is it. 我们到了[25:00.97]Let me give you one piece of advice. 我给你一个建议[25:04.41]Be honest. 老实点[25:07.65]He knows more than you can imagine. 他几乎无所不知[25:18.59]At last. 我们终于见面[25:21.33]Welcome. Neo. 尼欧，欢迎[25:23.73]As you no doubt have guessed... 你一定猜到[25:25.93]...l am Morpheus. 我就是莫斐斯[25:28.20]lt's an honor to meet you. 见到你是我的荣幸[25:30.17]No... 不[25:31.87]...the honor is mine. 这是我的荣幸[25:34.07]Please. come. Sit. 请过来坐[25:51.69]l imagine... 我猜[25:53.73]...that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. 你现在一定觉得有点像爱丽丝[25:58.20]Tumbling down the rabbit hole? 梦游到了仙境[26:01.53]You could say that. 有点像[26:03.43]l can see it in your eyes. 从你的眼神，我看得出来[26:06.67]You have the look of a man who accepts what hesees... 你对这一切逆来顺受[26:10.17]...because he's expecting to wake up. 你想从梦中惊醒[26:13.88]lronically. this is not far from the truth. 老实说，你会醒过来[26:17.18]Do you believe in fate. Neo? 尼欧，你相信命运吗？[26:20.08]-No. -Why not? -不信-为什么？[26:22.62]Because l don't like the idea that l'm not in control ofmy life. 我相信我能掌控自己的生命[26:26.36]l know exactly what you mean. 我了解你所说的意思[26:34.03]Let me tell you why you're here. 让我告诉你来的原因[26:37.27]You're here because you know something. What youknow. you can't explain. 你知道有些事虽然你无法解释[26:41.61]But you feel it. 却能感觉到[26:43.81]You felt it your entire life: 你这一生都感觉到[26:46.34]There's something wrong with the world. You don'tknow what. but it's there. 这世界很不对劲你说不出个所以然来[26:50.95]Like a splinter in your mind... 就像心头有根刺[26:53.45]...driving you mad. 会把你逼疯[26:56.22]lt is this feeling that has brought you to me. 所以你才会找上我[27:01.49]Do you know what l'm talking about? 你知道是什么吗？[27:05.23]The Matrix? 母体吗？[27:09.00]Do you want to know... 你想知道[27:11.04]...what it is? 它是什么吗？[27:15.57]The Matrix is everywhere. 母体无所不在[27:17.68]lt is all around us. 随处可见[27:19.64]Even now. in this very room. 它甚至在这房间[27:22.35]You can see it when you look out your window... 你从窗户外可以看到它[27:24.95]...or when you turn on your television. 或在电视上也会看到它[27:27.62]You can feel it when you go to work... 上班时感觉它的存在[27:31.69]...when you go to church... 当你上教堂[27:33.83]...when you pay your taxes. 或纳税时也一样[27:37.00]lt is the world that has been pulled over your eyes...它是虚拟世界[27:40.16]...to blind you from the truth. 在你眼前制造假象蒙蔽真相[27:43.97]What truth? 什么真相？[27:49.47]That you are a slave. Neo. 你是个奴隶[27:52.34]Like everyone else. you were born into bondage... 每个人呱呱落地后[27:55.11]...born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. 就活在一个没有知觉的牢狱[28:00.08]A prison for your mind. 一个心灵的牢笼[28:09.73]Unfortunately. no one can be... 很不幸，我无法告诉你[28:12.36]...told what the Matrix is. 母体到底是什么？[28:18.27]You have to see it for yourself. 你必须亲眼目睹[28:29.65]This is your last chance. 这是你最后一次机会[28:32.12]After this. there is no turning back. 决定了就不能反悔[28:34.99]You take the blue pill... 吞下蓝色药丸的话[28:36.75]...the story ends. you wake up in your bed and believe... 幻境结束，起床后[28:40.06]...whatever you want to believe. 想信什么就信什么[28:42.09]You take the red pill... 吞下红色药丸的话[28:43.63]...you stay in Wonderland... 就留在幻境[28:46.16]...and l show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. 而我就带你去见识见识[28:58.71]Remember... 记住[29:00.78]...all l'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. 我只能告诉你真相[29:18.16]Follow me. 跟我来[29:21.97]Apoc. are we online? 艾巴，上线了吗？[29:23.94]Almost. 快了[29:28.67]Time is always against us. 时间老是不够[29:31.08]Please. take a seat there. 请坐下来[29:50.76]You did all this? 你也这么做过？[29:56.60]The pill you took is part of a trace program. 药丸里有追踪程式[29:59.44]lt disrupts your input/output carrier signals so we can pinpoint your location. 用来追踪你身体所在的位置[30:04.38]What does that mean? 什么意思？[30:06.14]lt means buckle your seat belt. Dorothy... 系好安全带，菜鸟[30:08.65]...because Kansas is going bye-bye. 跟老家说再见吧[30:49.19]Did you...? 你们？[31:01.57]Have you ever had a dream. Neo. that you were sosure was real? 你曾做过一种梦仿佛实实在在的发生过？[31:07.14]What if you were unable to wake from that dream?要是你醒不过来呢？[31:09.91]How would you know the difference between thedream world... 你该怎么分辨梦世界[31:13.21]...and the real world? 和真实世界？[31:16.21]-This can't be. -Be what? -不可能-什么？[31:19.18]Be real? 不可能是真的？[31:24.69]lt's going into replication. 开始复制程序[31:26.32]Still nothing. 找不到[31:27.99]lt's cold. lt's cold! 好冷好冷[31:34.57]Tank. we're going to need a signal soon. 坦克，赶快找到讯号[31:37.37]l got a fibrillation. 心脏衰很[31:38.90]Apoc. location. 艾巴，快找到位置[31:40.67]Targeting almost there. 就快找到了[31:45.48]He's going into arrest. 他的心跳停止[31:47.08]-Lock. l got him! -Now. Tank. now! -找到了-坦克，快动手[34:46.86]Welcome... 欢迎[34:48.33]...to the real world. 来到真实世界[34:51.66]We've done it. Trinity. 我们成功了，崔妮蒂[34:53.70]We found him. 我们找到他了[34:55.50]-l hope you're right. -l don't have to hope. -希望你没错-不用怀疑[34:58.87]l know it. 我很确定[35:05.51]Am l dead? 我死了吗？[35:07.14]Far from it. 正好相反[35:23.26]He still needs a lot of work. 他需要很多复健[35:26.16]What are you doing? 你在做什么？[35:27.57]Your muscles have atrophied. We're rebuilding them.你的肌肉萎缩，得重新锻炼[35:30.53]Why do my eyes hurt? 我的眼睛好痛[35:32.67]You've never used them before. 你从来都没用过[35:38.48]Rest. Neo. The answers are coming. 休息吧，尼欧你会知道答案的[36:55.85]Morpheus. what's happened to me? 莫斐斯，我发生什么事？[36:58.16]-What is this place? -More important than ''what'' is''when.'' -这是哪里？-更重要的是这是几时[37:02.86]-''When''? -You believe it's the year 1 999... -几时？-你以为是1999年[37:06.06]...when. in fact. it's closer to 21 99. 其实是2199年左右[37:09.43]l can't tell you exactly what year it is because wehonestly don't know. 我无法告诉你确定的年份因为我不知道[37:14.61]There's nothing l can say that will explain it for you.我怎么说你都不会懂，尼欧[37:17.71]Come with me. See for yourself. 跟我来，你自己看吧[37:20.95]This is my ship. 这是我的船[37:23.05]The Nebuchadnezzar. lt's a hovercraft. 《尼布加尼撒号》，是艘气垫船[37:28.79]This is the main deck. 这是主舱[37:36.56]This is the core... 核心地带[37:38.03]（2060年制造）[37:40.06]...where we broadcast our pirate signal and hack intothe Matrix. 我们非法向母体传播讯号[37:47.20]Most of my crew you already know. 这些人你都认识[37:55.38]This is Apoc... 这是艾巴[37:57.55]...Switch... 苏哩琪[38:00.48]-...and Cypher. -Hi. -塞佛-你好[38:01.89]The ones you don't know. Tank and his big brother.Dozer. 你不认识的是坦克和他大哥道瑟[38:06.46]The little one behind you is Mouse. 在你后面的是茂史[38:13.26]You wanted to know what the Matrix is. Neo? 你想知道母体是什么吗？[38:17.53]Trinity. 崔妮蒂[38:39.79]Try to relax. 放轻松[38:46.23]This will feel a little weird. 你会觉得有点怪[38:52.14]（辅助磁碟机）[39:00.08]This... 这里[39:01.61]...is the Construct. 是主架构[39:03.75]lt's our loading program. 资料载入程式[39:06.05]We can load anything. from clothing... 应有尽有[39:08.82]...to equipment... 包括有衣服器材[39:10.49]...weapons... 武器[39:12.42]...training simulations... 模拟训练[39:14.66]...anything we need. 要什么有什么[39:20.00]Right now we're inside a computer program? 我们已在电脑程式中？[39:22.67]ls it really so hard to believe? 这么难以置信吗？[39:25.10]Your clothes are different. The plugs in your body are gone. 你的穿着不同，插孔不见了[39:28.91]Your hair has changed. 发型也不一样[39:31.44]Your appearance now is what we call ''residual self-image.'' 这是所谓的“残留自我影像”：[39:35.48]lt is the mental projection of your digital self. 你在虚拟世界的投影[39:43.99]-This isn't real? -What is ''real''? -这都不是真的？-什么是真实？[39:47.29]How do you define ''real''? 真实该怎么定义？[39:49.73]lf you're talking about what you can feel. what you can smell. taste and see... 如果你指的是触觉嗅觉、味觉和视觉[39:54.63]...then ''real'' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. 那全是大脑接收的电子讯号[40:02.71]This is the world that you know. 这是你熟悉的世界[40:06.54]The world as it was at the end of the 20th century.就是二十世纪末的世界[40:11.95]lt exists now only as part of a neural-interactivesimulation... 其实这是互动的虚拟世界[40:16.55]...that we call the Matrix. 我们所谓的母体[40:22.33]You've been living in a dream world. Neo. 你一直活在梦世界，尼欧[40:26.10]This is the world as it exists today. 这才是真实的世界[40:42.38]Welcome to the desert... 欢迎来到[40:46.15]...of the real. 真实世界[40:51.16]We have only bits and pieces of information. 我们只有残缺的资料[40:53.76]But what we know for certain is that in the early 21st century... 不过我们知道在21世纪初[40:57.80]...all of mankind was united in celebration. 全人类都欢欣鼓舞[41:01.30]We marveled at our own magnificence as we gavebirth to Al. 庆祝我们伟大的成就AI终于研发成功[41:06.77]Al. AI？[41:08.81]You mean artificial intelligence. 你是说人工智慧？[41:10.61]A singular consciousness that spawned an entire raceof machines. 这个人工智慧繁衍出电脑人[41:15.95]We don't know who struck first. us or them. 谁先攻击谁已经不可考[41:19.78]But we know that it was us that scorched the sky. 不过人类却遮蔽了天空[41:24.72]They were dependent on solar power... 当时电脑人只能依靠太阳能[41:27.06]...and it was believed that they would be unable tosurvive... 人类以为电脑人只要[41:30.79]...without an energy source as abundant as the sun.失去太阳的能量就会灭亡[41:34.50]Throughout human history. we have been dependenton machines to survive. 在近代的历史人类一直仰赖电脑生存[41:40.90]Fate. it seems. is not without a sense of irony. 命运，它似乎充满了反讽[41:48.31]The human body generates more bioelectricity than a1 20-volt battery. 电脑人身体发出的生化电力超过120伏特[41:52.92]And over 25.000 BTUs of body heat. 产生25000热量单位[41:58.99]Combined with a form of fusion... 只要经过核翰合[42:01.53]...the machines had found all the energy they wouldever need. 电脑人就有用之不尽的能量[42:10.43]There are fields. Neo. endless fields... 它们开发出一望无际的场地[42:14.44]...where human beings are no longer born. 人类不再从娘胎出生[42:18.38]We are grown. 而是被栽培出来[42:26.22]For the longest time. l wouldn't believe it. 我一直不肯相信[42:29.09]And then l saw the fields with my own eyes... 直到我亲眼看见它们[42:32.99]...watched them liquefy the dead... 将死人融化[42:35.03]...so they could be fed intravenously to the living. 融化的液体用来喂食新生儿[42:38.86]And standing there. facing the pure. horrifyingprecision... 我眼睁睁看着它们规律的运作[42:43.30]...l came to realize the obviousness of the truth. 终于知道残酷的真相[42:48.91]What is the Matrix? 母体是什么？[42:51.74]Control. 一种控制方法[42:54.31]The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world...母体是电脑模拟的梦世界[42:58.45]...built to keep us under control... 为了控制所有的人类[43:02.75]...in order to change a human being... 把我们从人[43:06.52]...into this. 变成这玩意[43:09.03]No. 不字幕制作：LRC中国[43:11.86]l don't believe it. 我不相信[43:13.80]lt's not possible. 不可能[43:15.60]l didn't say it would be easy. Neo. 我没说这很容易相信，尼欧[43:19.00]-l just said it would be the truth. -Stop! -我只说这是真相-别说了[43:22.21]Let me out! 让我出去[43:24.21]Let me out! l want out! 放开我，我要出去[43:28.08]-Easy. Neo. Easy. -Get this thing out of me. -尼欧，冷静点-把这玩意弄掉[43:30.95]Get this thing out of me! 把这玩意弄掉[43:34.45]Don't touch me! Get away from me! Stay away from me! 别碰我，走开离我远一点[43:38.26]l don't believe it. 我不信[43:40.42]l don't believe it. 我不相信你[43:41.99]-l don't believe it. -He's gonna pop. -我不信-他会发疯[43:45.00]Breathe. Neo. Just breathe. 深呼吸，尼欧[44:05.58]l can't go back. can l? 我回不去了，对吧？[44:08.19]No. 没错[44:10.42]But if you could... 要是你能[44:12.46]...would you really want to? 你真想回去吗？[44:16.46]l feel l owe you an apology. We have a rule: 我向你道歉我们有个规矩[44:20.30]We never free a mind once it's reached a certain age. 绝对不能解放成人的心灵[44:23.90]lt's dangerous. 非常危险[44:25.57]The mind has trouble letting go. 会无法接受真相[44:27.47]l've seen it before. and l'm sorry. 我见过，很抱歉这么说[44:30.77]l did what l did because... 我这么做是因为[44:33.61]...l had to. 别无选择[44:43.49]When the Matrix was first built. there was a man born inside... 当母体成形时有一个人在里面出生[44:48.03]...who had the ability to change whatever he wanted... 他有能力随意改变母体[44:52.26]...to remake the Matrix as he saw fit. 重新创造真实世界[44:56.90]lt was he who freed the first of us... 他解放了第一批反抗份子[45:01.27]...taught us the truth. 告诉我们真相[45:04.34]As long as the Matrix exists... 只要母体存在一天[45:07.71]...the human race will never be free. 人类就没有自由[45:14.02]After he died... 他死后[45:16.35]...the Oracle prophesied his return... 祭师预言他将再度降临[45:19.42]...and that his coming would hail the destruction ofthe Matrix... 他将带来母体的毁灭[45:23.06]...end the war... 战争的终结[45:25.00]...bring freedom to our people. 和全人类的自由[45:27.63]That is why there are those of us who have spent ourentire lives searching the Matrix... 所以我们终其一生游走母体中[45:32.60]...looking for him. 寻找救世主[45:36.61]l did what l did because... 我这么做是因为[45:40.34]...l believe that search is over. 我相信我找到了[45:47.55]Get some rest. 好好休息[45:49.59]You're going to need it. 你需要体力[45:54.39]For what? 做什么？[45:58.43]Your training. 接受训练[46:17.65]Morning. Did you sleep? 早，睡得好吗？[46:20.22]You will tonight. 我保证[46:21.82]l guarantee it. 你今晚一定睡得好[46:24.92]l'm Tank. l'll be your operator. 我是坦克，你的总机[46:27.26]-You don't-- You don't have any-- -Holes? Nope. -你身上没有-插孔？没有[46:30.56]Me and my brother Dozer. we're both 1 00 percentpure... 我和我老哥道瑟我们是百分之百的[46:33.60]...old-fashioned. homegrown human. 纯种人类[46:35.57]Born free right here... 土生土长的自由人[46:37.37]...in the real world. 在真实世界出生的[46:38.94]Genuine child of Zion. 锡安之子[46:41.44]-Of Zion? -lf the war was over tomorrow... -锡安？-要是战争结束[46:44.11]-...Zion's where the party would be. -lt's a city? -锡安就热闹了-那是个城市？[46:47.48]The last human city. The only place we have left. 硕果仅存的人类城市[46:52.35]Where is it? 在哪里？[46:55.32]Deep underground. near the Earth's core. where it'sstill warm. 在地底，靠近温热的地心[47:00.39]You live long enough. you might even see it. 你活得够久就能看到[47:04.49]Goddamn! l gotta tell you. l'm excited to see whatyou're capable of... 老实说，要是莫斐斯说得没错[47:09.70]...if Morpheus is right and all. 我很想见识你的本事[47:11.84]We're not supposed to talk about this. but... 我们不该谈这档事[47:14.87]...if you are... 不过如果你是[47:17.34]...it's a very exciting time. 真令人兴奋[47:20.44]We got a lot to do. We gotta get to it. 今天会很忙，我们快开始吧[47:25.42]Now.... 那么[47:27.05]We're supposed to start with these operationprograms first. 本来要从这些程式先开始[47:30.95]That's major boring shit. Let's do something a littlemore fun. 不过太无聊了先来点好玩的[47:34.76]How about... 搏击训练[47:37.83]bat training? 怎么样？[47:45.60]''Jujitsu''? 柔道？[47:47.97]l'm going to learn jujitsu? 我要学柔道？[48:00.95]Holy shit! 我的天[48:02.45]''Hey. Mikey. l think he likes it.'' 乖乖，他很喜欢[48:05.12]How about some more? 再来吗？[48:06.62]Hell. yes. 好呀[48:10.19]Hell. yeah. 太棒了[48:11.86]“少林拳”“跆拳道”、“醉拳”。

这是你的钥匙Here's your key.你好Hello.对不起他们一定是给错钥匙了My bad. They gave me the wrong key.你没弄错是我们没有准时退房♥Not your bad. We stay a little long.我们很快就会离开We're now leaving soon.好吧Okay.- 搞什么? 有人啊 - 没事的维多- What the fuck, guy? - It's okay, Viktor.他是新房♥客He's here for the room.对Yeah.对Yeah.你在度假You're on vacation.对Uh, yeah.我没来过这里这个小镇蛮酷的I've actually never been here before. It's... It's a pretty cool town.你们从哪里来的?Where are you guys from?- 乌克兰 - 酷啊- Ukraine. - Cool.他绑♥架♥了我我不知道我们要去哪里Now that he kidnapped me I don't know where we're gonna end up. 你太风♥骚♥了You're so dirty.够了你会把我累坏的Enough. You're gonna wear me out.来吧Come.跟我们一起喝一杯Have a drink with us.只不过是伏特加别害羞It's vodka, man. Don't be shy.(伏特加)来吧Come on, man.对你知道的我Yeah. You know, it's...事实上我有些啤酒你们喝啤酒吗?Well, actually I've got some beer. Do you guys drink beer? 啤酒还是冰的It's still cold.啤酒吗?Beer, huh?对Yeah.(比尔森啤酒)我喜欢这个家伙I like this guy.他真的很懂得玩乐对吧?He brings party with him, huh?来吧Come.拿去There you go.- 好了 - 现在我们得干杯- There we go. - We do a cheers now, huh?没错Sure.好吧我要去冲个澡然后我们就离开Okay. I go take shower, then we go.该死Oh, shit.该死对不起我不是故意的Fuck. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to...不为什么?No. For what?没关系那是人性Never mind. It's human nature.- 我会盯着所有会动的东西看 - 对- I'm looking everything that moves. - Right.- 好吧 - 她真的很辣对吧?- Okay. - She's hot, right?- 对她真的很辣 - 没错- Yeah, she's pretty hot. - Yeah.对Yeah.我们去了一家夜店女孩很辣Hey, we were in this club, crazy chicks.你到那里去一定能泡到辣妹You go there, you're gonna score.- 我可以给你夜店名片 - 不- I have club card for you. - Oh, no.不你得到那里去玩一下联络感情No, no, no. You're gonna go in there, man. Connection.安卡我需要那家夜店的名片Anka, I need that club's card.- 等一下我找不到名片 - 好吧- Oh, hold on. I lose it. - Okay.宝贝我需要夜店名片Baby, I need the club card.安卡Anka!该死出什么问题了?Shit. Something's fucking wrong?搞什么? 安卡What the fuck? Anka!快进来我们有麻烦了Hey, get in here! We got a problem, man.安卡Anka.说话说话Talk. Talk.快进来帮忙快点Hey, get in here, man. Come on!我想她是心脏病发作快回答我I think she's having a heart attack or something. Talk to me! 你在搞什么? 快进来What the fuck you doing, man? Get in here!安卡回答我Anka, talk to me.快点我们得帮她找医生Come on, man. We gotta get her to a doctor.帮帮我去叫医生Help me, man. Call a fucking doctor!快点搞什么? 帮帮我Hey! Come on, man! What the fuck? Help me!快去叫医生你还站在那里做什么?Call the fucking doctor! What the fuck you standing there? 你在搞什么? 快进来What the fuck you doing, man? Get in here!什么?What...?发生了什么事?What is going on?安卡Anka.对可以动手了Yeah, we're good to go.拿去吧Here.帮她擦干如果她病了价钱就没那么好了Keep her dry. If she gets sick, we'll have to discount her. 人皮客栈 3(机场接驳车)得了吧Come on.拜托等到蜜月再亲热吧Save that shit for the honeymoon, please.伴郎来了Oh, the best man.既然我是伴郎事实上我就是最棒的郎You know, since I am the best man, which clearly I am,为什么她要跟你结婚?you know, why is it that she's marrying you?大一时你有过机会You had your chance freshman year.- 到底发生了什么事? - 我不知道- What ever happened? - I don't know.因为你是花♥花♥公♥子♥? You were a man-whore?别在她面前提这些事谢谢你的帮忙Not in front of her. Thanks for that.来吧我们走Come on, let's go.够了我得再提醒你们一下Again. More of this.你可以亲这个混♥蛋♥一辈子You get to kiss this jackhole for the rest of your life.这个周末他是我的This weekend, he's mine.- 真是个混♥蛋♥ - 别找脱衣舞娘跟他上♥床♥ - Such a dick. - Don't let him bang any strippers.什么?What?棕榈泉没有脱衣舞娘There are no strippers in Palm Springs.应该说棕榈泉没有一流的脱衣舞娘Well, there's no decent strippers in Palm Springs, all right.我带他到球场之后Once I get him out on the course,他脑袋里就只会想五号♥铁杆艾美the only thing he's gonna be banging is five irons, Ames.好吧Okay.- 到了饭店后我再打电♥话♥给你 - 小心安全- I'll call you from the hotel. - Be safe.好的All right.- 要吃早餐吗? - 不用了太早了吧- A little breakfast? - No. I'm good. It's a little early.- 你也不应该 - 这真的没什么- Even for you. - This is nothing, man.再过几小时会有超辣的脱衣舞娘In a couple of hours, you are gonna be doing blow让你乐翻天off some hot stripper's ass.你说棕榈泉没有一流的脱衣舞娘You said there were no good strippers in Palm Springs.的确是没有There aren't.我们不是去棕榈泉对吧?We're not going to Palm Springs, are we?(米高梅饭店)(蔚蓝海岸)天啊Holy shit.天啊Holy shit.这是怎么一回事?What the fuck is this?安卡Anka.安卡Anka.安卡Anka.快醒一醒Get up!安卡Anka!嘿你们到底是谁?Hey! Who the fuck are you guys?你们想做什么?What the fuck you doing?你们干嘛把我们关起来?What the fuck you want with us?安卡Anka!嘿Hey!有种来找我Come to me!大混♥蛋♥ 别碰她You motherfuckers, don't touch her! Aah! Aah! 别碰她Don't touch her!有种来找我Come to me!有种来找我混♥蛋♥Come to me, motherfuckers!你们是谁? 你们Who are you? Where...?你们要带她去哪里?Where the fuck are you taking her?我不想死Aah! I don't wanna die!安卡我会去救你的Anka! I'm gonna come for you!放手Let go!放手Let go!不No!安卡Anka!安卡我会去救你的Anka, I'm gonna come for you!你们都死定了All you motherfuckers are gonna die!不!No!(精英酒店)- 你还好吧? - 你的腿没事吧?- What's up? - How's the leg?- 没事 - 卡特- It's okay. - Carter.- 你好吗? 迈克 - 我很高兴你来了- How are you, Mike? - I'm glad you made it.我很高兴能来到这里Good to be here.- 你好吗? 谢谢你赶过来 - 我是绝不会错过的- How you doing? Thanks for coming. - Wouldn't miss it.我们不是为你来到这里的这才是我们的目标We're not here for you. We're here for this.振动一下吧好好用力跳一跳Bounce it. Up and down, north to south.这真的很棒吧? 美女在桌边为你服务How great is this? Tits and ass at your table.我可以看尽脱衣舞娘的表演I could get all the stripper action I want,当我老婆的面说我真的没去夜店玩很天才吧look my wife in the face and say I never went to the club. Genius. - 坐吧我们得好好玩一玩 - 好啊酷啊- Sit down. Let's do some damage. - Okay. Cool.看吧超级王牌怎么样?Ha-ha-ha! Look at that. Spade and neutered. What's up?对有些人为免费饮料而来我可不是来输钱的Yeah. Dude, some come for the free booze, I come not to lose.付钱吧混♥蛋♥Pay me, motherfucker.对通杀到底我赢了Oh, yeah. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, bitches.这整个地方像是在做实验This whole place is a lab experiment.看吧没有窗户Look. Look at it. There are no windows.墙上没有时钟There are no clocks on the walls.他们灌入氧气让你保持清醒They pump oxygen in here to keep you awake.提供免费饮料将你灌醉They give you free booze to keep you drunk.还要美女在你面前走来走去They parade women in front of you on top of that.目的是要赚你的钱天啊这个地方是邪恶的化身It's all just to take your money. Man, this place is evil incarnate. 或许是吧但能赢钱则是另当别论Yeah, maybe so, but not when you're winning.迈克你似乎有点累了Mikey, you're looking a little light over there.我吗? 我很好我担心的人是你Oh, me? I'm golden. It's you I'm worried about.天啊别又来了Oh, God. Don't start this shit.等一下什么?Wait, what shit?他的"不要"宣言我听过各种版本His ''don't do it'' speech. I've heard every version of it.你会跟他说不要结婚你不要他结婚You're gonna tell him not to get married. You don't want him to. - 可是你结婚了你知道吧? - 对我知道- You're married, you know that, right? - Yeah. I know.那跟下地狱差不多卡特真的And it's a living hell, Carter. Seriously.婚姻只是场马戏团游戏Marriage is nothing but a three-ring circus.订婚戒婚戒吃尽苦头你会了解的Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. You'll see.对但史考特可是不一样的Yeah, but it's gonna be different for Scotty.真的吗? 真有趣怎么会?Really? Interesting. How exactly?因为他没有娶凶婆娘Because he's not marrying a bitch.看吧没错他娶到好女人Oh, see, there it is. He comes in with a:一星期后我要结婚你跟你老婆I am getting married in one week, and you and your lovely wife- 一定要出席 - 我的漂亮胖老婆我们会出席的- are gonna be there. - My lovely fat wife. Yes, we will.- 好吧该走了 - 什么? 你在干嘛? 我手气真顺- Okay, time to go. - What? What are you doing? I'm hot.我知道所以他们找人来煞风景亚洲人会带来恶运That's why they sent over the cooler. Asians are bad luck.- 但你们做的烟火很不错 - 那是种族歧视冷笑话- You make good firecrackers, though. - That is just some racist bullshit. 对不起他不是有意的I'm sorry, man. He did not mean that.- 现在要做什么? - 我有太阳剧团的门票- All right. So, what now? - Got Cirque du Soleil tickets.你不只无能你还是个娘娘腔Oh, so you're not only disabled, you're also gay.- 有时候是的 - 但那一点都不重要- Sometimes. - But it's not gonna matter too much因为史考特能大饱眼福because Scotty is getting seriously eye fucked看看吃角子老虎机旁边的美女看到她们了吗?by the girIs at the progressive slots. See them?兄弟她们超辣的我敢说她们恨死自己的老爸了Dude, they are hot. And I bet you they hate their fathers.- 对 - 你在做什么?- Yes. - What are you doing?- 别闹了 - 我什么都没做- Don't start. - I'm not doing anything.贾斯汀做你该做的事过去吧Justin, do your thing. Limp on over.- 我对女人是很有一套的 - 能上♥床♥就是件好事- Nothing wets a pussy like this hardware, huh? - Pity fuck is still a fuck.没错That's true.你们好Hey, guys.- 我是坎卓 - 我是妮琪- I'm Kendra. - I'm Nikki.嗨我是史考特他们是卡特迈克及贾斯汀Hi. I'm Scott. This is Carter, Mike and Justin.- 迈克 - 你们要一起玩吗?- Mike. - So you girIs wanna join the party?看起来场面有点冷清Not much of a party.- 我们才刚开始 - 我们有按♥摩♥浴缸- We're just kind of getting started. - We have a Jacuzzi.就在我们房♥里如果你们想过来It's in our room, if you guys wanted to head up there.还真直接Smooth.你们有更棒的点子吗?You guys have any better ideas?我们知道一个地方但它不在大道上We know a place, but it's off the Strip.对它离大道非常远Yeah, it's way off the Strip.我不知道或许来自郊区的乖男孩会受不了I don't know, it might be too much for some nice boys from the suburbs. 有点古怪It's a little freaky.你们喜欢古怪吗?Do you like freaky?我们爱死古怪了我们一直在追求古怪We like freaky. We've always been into that sort of thing.你呢?What about you?你喜欢古怪吗?Do you like freaky?对Yeah.当然喜欢Yeah, sure.(马戏团饭店赌场)(马戏团饭店赌场)(坟场特♥价♥)(廉价小镇)听着收音机这首歌♥Hey, listen, on the radio here,我喜欢这家伙我有他的唱片I love this guy. I have his records.但你能不能小声点But do you think you could turn it down a couple of notches方便我们聊天?so we can hear ourselves?谢谢Thank you.你觉得那些女孩是专业人士吗?Yeah. Do you think that those girIs are pros?- 什么? 妓♥女♥? - 不职业网球员- What, hookers? - No, tennis pros.谁在乎呢? 我只想跟她们炒饭Who cares? I wanna poke them in their vaginas with Justin's crutch. 让她们知道我舌头的厉害你了解我的意思吗?Go check their oil with my tongue. Know what I mean?没油了吗? 要加油吗?A little low down there? You need a fill-up?嘿你的计费表没在动兄弟Hey, you know your meter's not working, man.你们只要付我二十块就算扯平了You high rollers pay me 20 bucks, I call it even.- 你确定是这里吗? - 我想应该在那边- You sure this is right? - I think that's it back there.卫星定位系统显示就在这里The GPS shows it should be right here.你看到夜店了吗? 我没看到夜店You see a club? I don't see a club.我只看到培根工厂All I see is a bacon factory.你们在怕什么? 你们以为我会开车载你们到暗巷What are you afraid of? Think I'm gonna drive you to the alley让我的朋友偷走你们的钱砍掉你们的头?where my friends steal your money and cut your heads off?好吧该走了Okay, time to go.- 好吧 - 好吧- All right. - Okay.(大道上最美丽的女孩不需要借口的相遇)这里的确离大道很远That is way off the Strip, all right.- 你确定是这里吗? - 她给我们的住址的确是这里- Are you sure this is it? - It's the address she gave us. 那些女孩说得对这个地方是有点古怪Those girIs were right. This place is pretty freaky.你们有什么事吗?What you want?我们来参加派对We're here for the party.你们在名单上?You on the list?对妮琪跟坎卓邀请我们过来Yeah. Nikki and Kendra sent us?所以你们已经说好了?So you're that deal?那是什么意思?What does that mean?我是说你们会玩得很开心lt means you're gonna have a nice time.进来吧就是这里Come on in. Down the hall.天啊这个地方感觉超恐怖的Dude, this place feeIs fucked.我想我们该离开I think we should go.- 什么? 去看太阳剧团? - 没错- What, go check out Cirque du Soleil? - Sure.原来你的确是个女的Your vagina's hanging out.- 什么? - 对- What? - Yeah.- 那怎么会跑出来? - 第二次了- How did that get out? - Second time.天啊My goodness.我们到了或许该看的我们都看过了Well, we're here. Might as well see what it's all about."或许该看的我们都看过了" 兄弟我们哪里都不去''Might as well see what it's all about.'' Dude, we're not going anywhere. 该死是我的手♥机♥Oh, fuck. That's me.- 该死老兄 - 是艾美- Fuck, dude. - It's Amy.或许你该接电♥话♥You probably wanna take that.- 你们算是已经结婚了 - 你猜我会怎么做- You're practically married. - Guess what I do.一离开我老婆身边我会关手♥机♥When I'm away from my wife, I turn off my phone.让她无法打电♥话♥或传简讯给我She can't call, can't text,没办法逼我拍照证明我在哪里因为她超没有安全感的can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure.- 所以你的婚姻跌入谷底 - 她胖了三十磅所以- That's why your marriage sucks. - She put on 30 pounds, so...艾美嘿Amy, hey.你说你到了饭店后会打电♥话♥给我You said you would call when you got to the hotel.我知道对不起I know, I'm sorry.听着我们在外面所以我得挂电♥话♥了Um, look, we're just walking in somewhere, so I'm... I gotta go.今晚回旅馆后我再打电♥话♥给你So I'll call you when I get back to the hotel tonight?- 史考特 - 什么?- Scott. - Yeah?我该担心你吗?Should I be worried about you?不No.请不要这样Please don't do this.你不必担心好吗?You have nothing to worry about, okay?我爱你I love you.好吧Okay.我爱你I love you.伙计们?Guys?真爱开玩笑Very funny.哈啰?Hello?哈啰?Hello?搞什么? 你在做什么?What the fuck? What are you doing?住手我无法呼吸Stop it! I can't fucking breathe!你要带我去哪里?Where the fuck are you taking me?放开我Ugh! Let me go!搞什么?What the fuck?这个单身汉派对超棒的Now, that's a bachelor party.你们这些混♥蛋♥Ah! You fuckers!大混♥蛋♥Ah! You assholes!我要杀了你们I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.- 这是你的计划吗? - 我不知道- Are you in on it? - I had no idea.史考特Scott! Scott! Scott!史考特Scott! Scott! Scott!她们不♥穿♥上衣服真的They won't put their clothes on. They just won't do it. 你在生气吗?Are you mad?或许吧Maybe.你们设计我You guys set me up pretty good.他们付钱要我们那么做Hey, it's what they paid us to do.你是?So you're a...?现在大家是怎么称呼你们的?What do they call you now?这星期的说法是伴♥游♥Oh, this week, ''escorts.''你失望吗?Are you disappointed?不No.很好Good.我们走吧Let's go.去哪里?Where?香槟室The champagne room.你们会害我惹上大♥麻♥烦的You are gonna get me in so much trouble.嘿我是安琪拉Hey, I'm Angela.嘿Hey.我是贾斯汀I'm, uh... I'm Justin.对不起I'm sorry.- 我得去找我朋友 - 没问题- Gotta get back to my friend. - Sure.亲爱的你知道吗? 这玩意会硬上一整晚Just so you know, darling, this thing stays hard all night. 谁惹毛她了?Who lit the fuse on her tampon?真好笑Tampon.你朋友有什么毛病?What is wrong with your friend?他的毛病可多了A lot.她配不上你You're too sweet for her.你何不待在这里呢?So why don't you stay here?我要你等我I want you to wait for me因为我不知道你朋友要闹多久好吗?because I don't know how long your friend's gonna be, okay? 你准备好了吗?You ready?我忍♥不住了I just came in my pants.她不是我老婆That's not my wife.她不是我老婆That's not my wife.别告诉任何人帮我保密Shh. Don't tell anyone. Keep a secret.对Yeah. Oh.不我们可以No. No, no. Can we...? Can we just...?慢慢来Slow down, slow down, slow down.慢慢来是件好事Slow is cool.- 我们能在这里待一小时 - 对- We've got the room for an hour. - Yeah.不No, no. Um...不我想或许我们可以只聊聊天No. I'm just thinking maybe we could just talk.- 聊天? - 对- Talk? - Yeah.对Yeah. Yeah.譬如你是拉斯维加斯人吗?Like, um, are you from Vegas?你想聊这个?Is that what you wanna talk about?不我只是No, no. It's just that, um...不我只是No. It's just that, uh...这是你的第一次?Oh. Oh. Is...? Is this your first time?不我No. I'm...我快结婚了I'm getting married.不是今晚Not tonight.不不是今晚Not tonight. No, not tonight.- 拜托坎卓 - 等一下- Please, Kendra. Kendra. - Wait.放轻松好吗?Just relax, okay?没有人会知道Nobody's gonna know anything.对我知道Yeah. I know, I know.不听着去年我出轨过No, but look... Look. Look, I was... I was unfaithful last year.我未婚妻知道后我差点失去她All right, my fiancee found out and I almost lost her.好吧我知道那听起来很逊真的但我只是All right, I realize how fucking lame this sounds, I do, but I just... 我告诉自己我不想再那么做了I told myself that I wasn't gonna be that guy anymore.嘿我了解Hey, I get it.没问题什么事都不会发生It's cool. Nothing has to happen.我们只是一起消磨时光We can just hang out.至少待在这里At least, here.再喝一杯Have another drink.史考特我刚知道谁杀了肯尼迪你想知道吗?Scotty. I just found out who killed JFK. You wanna know?你还穿着衣服你动作太慢了混♥蛋♥You still have your clothes on. You are slow, you little bitch.怎么了?What's up?- 有人在我们的房♥间吐了所以 - 有人吐了?- Somebody threw up in our room so... - Somebody?对Yeah.- 对就是你 - 你无法保密- Yeah, you did. - Hey, you can't keep a secret.闭上嘴巴张开腿Close your mouth, open your legs. Close your mouth, open your legs. Ha-ha-ha. - 你没事吧? - 不- Are you okay? - No.不我需要呼吸新鲜空气No. I need to get some air.好吧Okay.呼吸新鲜空气是件好事喝一点水Air is good. Air is good. Get some H2O.不喝点水你在做什么?No, that's water. Hey. What are you doing?- 太棒了 - 你很辣但我要你离开- Great. - You're hot, but I need you to leave.你比她辣多了嗨妮琪You're hotter. Hi, Nikki.印地五百Indy 500.再来一次Ah! One more, one more.开门Open up!快点有人在吗?Come on. Is anybody in there?拜托Please!快开门Open the fucking door.准新郎终于醒了吗?Bachelor boy finally woke up, huh?对我想他是尿在裤子里才醒的Yeah. I think the warm piss in his pants did it.我们以为你死了We thought you were dead.喝到烂醉Just dead drunk.天啊Ugh. God.我本来要背你上♥床♥You know, I would have carried you to bed,但你太重了我有条腿受伤所以but you're fucking huge and I've got a gimpy leg, so...我只记得我吐了我被关在夜店外面Last thing I remember, I was throwing up and got locked out of the club.你怎么回来的? 我们回来时你已经在房♥里How did you get back here? You were here when we got in.那个计费表坏掉的计程车司机The cabbie. The cabbie with the broken meter.- 你有上她吗? - 没有但她很可爱- Oh. Did you at least get laid? - No. But she was a cutie.那就真的惹毛我了That pisses me off because因为我付钱要那个妓♥女♥跟你上♥床♥ 事先预付全额费用I paid that whore good money to rock your world. In advance.迈克在哪里? 他又吐昏在浴缸里了?Where's Mike? Did he pass out in the tub covered in his puke again?或许是吧他不在这里他跟那个叫妮琪的女孩回家了Yeah, probably. But not here. He went home with that, uh, Nikki girl.他一直没出现He hasn't resurfaced.你们有打电♥话♥给他吗?Did you try calling him?兄弟他的手♥机♥没开Dude, his phone's in the sex dead zone.他出门就不开手♥机♥了记得吗?He's miles from home. Remember?回凤♥凰♥城后他才会开手♥机♥It's not gonna be on until we get back to Phoenix.- 我是迈克 - 语♥音♥信箱- You've reached Mike. - Voice mail.- 我在拉斯维加斯别烦我 - 迈克我是史考特- I'm in Vegas. Leave me alone! - Hey, Mikey, it's Scott.打开手♥机♥ 兄弟我们在找你Turn your phone on, man. We're looking for you.我不会太担心迈克他知道我们搭几点的飞机I wouldn't worry too much about Mike. He knows what time our flight is. 拉斯维加斯就是这样我说过这里太邪恶了It's the spell of Vegas, man. Like I said, it is pure evil.看起来迈克好好地享受了你的单身派对Looks like Mikey was getting the bachelor party you were supposed to. 对Yeah.这是怎么一回事?What the fuck is this?你们在香槟里加了什么?What the fuck did you guys put in that champagne?味道臭死了It's got a nasty aftertaste.我知道我跟美女炒饭这是怎么一回事?I know I ate some fucking pussy. What is this?好吧我懂了史考特现在轮到你整我了All right, I get it. I got you, Scott. Now you got me. Ha, ha.快点各位搞什么?Come on, guys. What the fuck?- 该死 - 对- Shit. - Yeah.- 你的麻烦大了 - 你是谁?- You are in the shit. - Who the fuck are you?- 你在做什么? - 你觉得呢?- What are you doing? - What does it look like?- 我不想死在这里 - 谁说我们会死呢?- I'm not gonna die in here. - Who said anything about dying?- 放马过来吧混♥蛋♥ - 发生了什么事?- Come to me, motherfucker! - What is going on?来吧混♥蛋♥Come on, you motherfucker.他要对他做什么?Argh! What is he doing to him?天啊我的老天爷Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!离我远一点Get the fuck away from me!史考特贾斯汀发生了什么事?Scott! Justin! What the fuck is going on?那家伙是个大混♥蛋♥There's our snaky motherfucker!我的天啊离我Oh, my fucking God. Get the...- 我喜欢看他们打架 - 对- I like when they fight. - Yeah.下三滥Fucking son of a fucking bitch!放开我Get the fuck off of me!滚开Fucking piece of shit!这是什么病态笑话吗? 搞什么?Is this a fucking joke? What the fuck?去你的Fuck you!拜托我什么都没做这是个错误Please. I didn't do anything. This is a mistake.各位拜托Guys, please!我是迈克·马洛伊来自亚利桑纳州放了我My name is Mike Malloy from Arizona. Let me go. 闭嘴拿出男子汉的模样Shut your mouth. Take it like a man.- 王八蛋 - 该死- Fucking asshole. - Fucking Jes...放我离开这里你们到底是谁?Let me the fuck out of here. Who the fuck are you? 你们到底是谁? 放开我Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck off of me!不No, no! Aah!这太糟糕了This is fucking bad.拜托求求你们Please. Plea... Fucking please.搞什么? 你们要做什么?What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing?- 这是在开玩笑吗? - 对- Is this a fucking joke? - Oh, yeah.笑点是杀人凶手And the punch line is a killer.我朋友有钱我们有钱我们能付你们钱My friends have money. We have money. We can pay you. - 我们能付你们钱 - 有人已经付钱订下你了- We can pay you. - You've already been paid for.他在胡说什么? 什么?What the fuck is he talking about? What?你说有人订了我是什么意思? 这到底是怎么一回事? What do you mean ''paid for''? What the fuck is going on? 这些人是谁?Who the fuck are these people?不No!(开始)(恶运大轮盘)(现有资产)(健康程度良好结婚五年有两个孩子被囚禁一天)(要求/恳求)(以家人为借口二赔一)你们到底是谁?Who the fuck are you people?你们要做什么?What are you doing?天啊你们要做什么?Oh, my God. What the fuck are you doing?不离我远一点No, no. Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck...不住手No, stop.住手你们要做什么?Stop. What the fuck are you doing?住手Stop.(选择工具电钻十赔一)该死Oh, fuck.不你们要做什么?No. What the fuck are you doing?拜托别让我Please, don't let me...求求你Please.求求你住手Please, stop.住手Stop! Stop!住手Stop.你到底有什么毛病?What is wrong with you?这是个误会This is a fucking mistake!拜托住手求求你不要Please, stop. Please don't. Please.你在做什么?What are you doing?拜托Please. Please.我有太太还有女儿跟儿子他们分别是六岁跟四岁I have a wife. I have a daughter, a son. They're 6 and 4.以家人为借口求饶Begging for family.1分58秒下注时间是两分钟One minute, 58 seconds. The over-under was two minutes.恭喜二号♥ 五号♥及七号♥玩家Congratulations to players two, five and seven.她在胡说什么? 这是怎么一回事?What the fuck is she talking about? What the fuck is going on? 我不懂I don't understand!这是怎么一回事?What the fuck is this?这一定是在开玩笑不This has to be a fucking joke. No!不求求你不要No, please, don't.救救我拜托Help me, please.迈克我们还在找你Hey, Mike, we're still looking for you.迈克我们还在找你Hey, Mike, we're still looking for you.我们开始担心了回电♥话♥给我们We're starting to freak out a little bit. Call us back.- 或许我们该打电♥话♥给他老婆 - 听起来是个好点子- Maybe we should call his wife. - That sounds like a very good idea. "你看到迈克了吗? 昨晚我们丢下他离开派对现场"''Have you seen Mike? We left him at a party last night"他跟专业伴♥游♥在一起他失踪了" 那是个好点子with a professional escort and he disappeared.'' Good idea.你觉得该怎么办?What do you suggest?或许他整晚没睡跟那个女孩胡搞给他几小时的时间He was probably up all night dicking that girl. Give him a couple of hours. - 我们只是担心他 - 我不担心- We're just worried about him. - Well, I'm not.我是说看看我们四周I mean, look around, huh?我们四周全是美女饥渴的家庭主妇Everywhere you look, there are coeds and miIfs还有寂寞的熟♥女♥ 我是说我们该怎么办?and cougars, you know? What are we gonna do?- 去找他? 去哪里找? - 你在哪里找到那些女孩的?- Look for him? Where? - Where did you find those girIs?这里是拉斯维加斯那一点都不难It's Vegas. It's not hard.你有跟伴♥游♥公♥司♥联络吗?Was it some kind of service you called?对那是免费召♥妓♥专线兄弟Yeah, it was 1-800-WHORES, man.我知道该怎么找到他I know how to find him.怎么找?How?我完全忘了那个叫妮琪的女孩她有给我名片I totally forgot. That girl, Nikki, she gave me her card.- 那是她的电子邮件信箱 - 我们得知道她的住址- That's her e-mail address. - We need a street address.不这叫做网路追踪。