绝望的主妇第一季第10集中英对照剧本,学习笔记

2009-07-06 12:06绝望的主妇经典台词第一季 Desperate Housewives Season 1 1-01 The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

1-02Ah, But Underneath Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see. 是的，当我回头看我身后的世界，它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽，那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

无望的主妇中英文台词比较-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是 Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about theunusual day I had last week.come across:有时碰到article:文章unusual:不平时的当你今日的晨, 可能会到一篇文章对于上个礼拜我所渡的不平时的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally ：平时 newsworthy:有新价的平时 , 我的生活里是没有什么有新道价的。

That all changed last Thursday. change:改.可是上个礼拜四全部都改了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course:自然seem:仿佛，忧如normal:平时as normal:照旧at first:最先，开始自然,开初,全部看起来都很平时。

I made my breakfast for my family.我一家人做好早饭。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles:夫干夫来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores. perform:达成chore: (家庭或庄的) ，活我做好了做家。

-NARRATOR: I completed my projects. complete:达成project:【里指美化家居】达成我的手工作品。

--NARRATOR: I ran my errands. ran:有步地行errand:差使,差事run errand:跑腿达成我的使命。

绝望地主妇第一季中英文台词对照第一集(Season 1, Episode 1)场景：主角颖儿和她的家人坐在客厅里，看电视。

颖儿：嗨，大家好！我是颖儿。

欢迎来到《绝望地主妇》。

费德勒：颖儿，你在看啥？Ying'er, what are you watching?颖儿：我正在看这个超级有趣的美剧。

里面的妇女们生活在一个美丽而又疯狂的社区里。

费德勒：听起来有意思。

可以借我看吗？Sounds interesting. Can I borrow it?颖儿：当然可以！但我保证你会上瘾的。

Of course! But I guarantee you'll get addicted.（几个小时后，费德勒一直盯着电视屏幕）费德勒：这个剧真的太好笑了！我下次会继续看的。

场景：颖儿和她的邻居在社区的咖啡厅见面。

颖儿：嘿，安妮！最近怎么样？Hey, Anne! How have you been?安妮：哎呀，我最近有点闷。

孩子们总是让我手忙脚乱。

颖儿：我明白。

生活中总有一些烦恼。

你有没有想过要做些什么让自己开心的事情？I understand. There are always some worries in life. Have you thought about doing something that makes you happy?安妮：没错。

我一直想学做糕点，但从来没有开始过。

True. I've always wanted to learn how to bake, but I never started.颖儿：那就现在开始吧！我可以帮你找一些食谱。

Then start now! I can help you find some recipes.场景：颖儿和她的丈夫人在餐厅用餐。

颖儿：亲爱的，我想打工。

我们需要更多的经济支持。

Honey, I want to get a job. We need more financial support.丈夫：但你应该是家庭主妇啊。

绝望主妇第一季第1集讲解剧情简介在玛丽-爱丽丝-杨描述自己所拥有的完美生活的画外音中，她对准自己的太阳穴扣动了扳机。

玛丽的自杀震惊了她最亲密的四个朋友，而她们自己的生活也充满了纷乱的变数。

单身母亲苏珊对新搬来的邻居迈克一见倾心，在女儿朱莉的怂恿下，她主动送去了乔迁新居的贺礼。

但是英俊的迈克还吸引了伊蒂-布利特，这个多次离婚的性感女人请迈克去看一下她家堵塞的水管，不甘心被伊蒂捷足先登的苏珊也谎称水管堵塞，因此不得不在迈克到来之前赶回家，用女儿的学校作业塞住了下水道。

丽奈特的三个顽皮的儿子突然跳进游泳池打闹，穿得整整齐齐的丽奈特不得不下水把他们揪上来。

她在杂货店里遇上以前的同事，当问到是否喜爱全职主妇的生活，这个昔日的职场女强人只能强忍满心苦涩谎称不后悔放弃工作。

丽奈特的丈夫汤姆出差回家，这令她感到一丝放松，但是汤姆提出不用避孕套做爱，想到有可能再次怀孕，丽奈特给了丈夫狠狠的一拳。

漂亮的加布丽尔不肯参加丈夫公司的宴会，因为卡洛斯的老板总是趁机骚扰她，但是卡洛斯告诉她应该容忍一下。

卡洛斯一离开，加布丽尔就投入了年轻园丁约翰的怀抱，两人缠绵得忘记了时间，为了保住约翰园丁的饭碗，加布丽尔溜出宴会穿着高跟鞋和礼服为草坪割草。

布丽-范-德-坎普的孩子们厌倦了正式的晚餐，坎普一家人出门去小餐馆吃饭，在餐馆里雷克斯突然告诉布丽要离婚，失控的布丽把一整盆色拉扣在丈夫的头上，完全不管雷克斯对色拉中的洋葱严重过敏。

绝望主妇第一季第2集讲解剧情简介：加布丽尔和约翰的幽会被卡洛斯意料之外的回家而打断，约翰光着下身跳出窗外，在树篱的掩护下做出割草的样子。

闷闷不乐的加布丽尔向卡洛斯埋怨他们的婚姻不再有激情，卡洛斯允诺以后会经常为她带来惊喜。

约翰向加布丽尔送上一朵红玫瑰，加布丽尔发觉这个孩子是真地爱上她了。

当卡洛斯送给她一辆跑车，并问这是不是最好的礼物时，加布丽尔违心地说“是”，心里却认为那朵玫瑰才是世界上最珍贵的礼物。

绝望主妇第一季第3集讲解剧情简介苏珊和前夫卡尔大吵了一架，两人从屋内吵到屋外，而苏珊只裹了一条浴巾。

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Episode 01.23 - One Wonderful Day--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary Alice Voiceoverreviously on Desperate Housewives:Mary Alice Voiceover:There is a motive to every mystery-Dr. Craig:Your body isn't responding to the medication the way it should.Rex:I think I'm having a heart attack.Mary Alice Voiceover:-evidence of every crime-Gabrielle: They're charging you with a hate crime?Carlos:I thought you were cheating with him.Gabrielle: With our gay cable guy?Carlos:I didn't know he was gay.I didn't know Justin was either.Mary Alice Voiceover:-and an answer to every question.Susan:Gabby, the woman killed herself.Something must have been going on.Mary Alice Voiceover:All you have to do is take a closer look...Policeman #1:... a woman in it.Zach:Woman?Policeman #1:She was all chopped up.Mary Alice Voiceover:...and eventually, every secret...Mikeo you know where Paul Young is?Felicia:I know where he will be on Thursday night.Mary Alice Voiceover:...will be revealed.(Sorry,I can't figure out who says)Mary Alice was being blackmailed?Susan:Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mary Alice's House](On a table is a picture of Mary Alice, Bree, Susan, Gabrielle and Lynette hugging and smiling.) Mary Alice Voiceover:"My name is Mary Alice Young, and before I died, my life was filled with love, laughter, friendship, and, sadly, secrets."(Cut to Mary Alice exiting her front door, taking out the trash.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"The secrets had begun fifteen years earlier when my name was Angela Forrest, and I was living a life of quiet desperation."(Cut to Mary Alice serving breakfast to Paul, who is pouring orange juice while sitting at the dining room table.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"I'd feel it every morning as I made breakfast for my husband."Paul: "If you could stop by the market today, that would be great. I'm out of shaving cream." (Cut to Mary Alice in the supermarket parking lot.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"And during the errands I ran in the afternoons."(With a supermarket apron on, a bag boy loads groceries into Mary Alice's car. She hands a tip to him.)Bag Boy: "So Friday's double coupon day. You'll save a bunch if you come on Fridays."Mary Alice Voiceover:"Even at my work every evening."(Cut to Mary Alice at the hospital. She approaches the nurse's station with a file folder. A younger Felicia Tilman is talking to a nurse who is looking at a calendar at the desk.)Nurse: "What a lovely calendar. Was this taken around here?"Felicia: "Oh, no. That's way out in Fairview. I have family there. Isn't it idyllic?"(Mary Alice begins putting files away. Felicia hands her another file.)Felicia: "Here, Angela. You can file this."Mary Alice: "Oh."Mary Alice Voiceover:"To me, each day was gray and meaningless. And then one night, suddenly..."(Cut to Mary Alice taking out the trash. A young woman approaches in the dark, carrying a baby.)Deirdre: "Hey, Angela."Mary Alice Voiceover:"There was color."Mary Alice: "Deirdre. What are you doing here?"Deirdre: "I need some money."(Later, Deirdre looks around Paul and Mary Alice's living room, holding her baby. Paul stands off to the side and Mary Alice brings a glass of water to Deirdre.)Mary Alice: "Deirdre, here."(The baby begins whimpering. Deirdre drinks the water quickly and hands the glass back to Mary Alice. She keeps her reddened eyes averted.)Mary Alice: "You're using again, aren't you?"Deirdre: "No, I just, um, I just got to get some food for my baby and some other stuff."Mary Alice: "Well, if the baby's hungry, we can go to the market and I'll buy food."Deirdre: "I-I can shop for my own baby, okay?"(The baby begins to fret.)Deirdre: "Quiet! I can't think. See this watch? It's worth a lot. I'll give it to you for fifty bucks." Paul: "She's not giving you money."Deirdre: "Do you mind? Angela, you're the only one at rehab who treated me like a person. Okay, please, please don't stop now."Mary Alice: "I'm sorry."(Mary Alice walks to the front door and opens it.)Deirdre: "I'll sell you my baby!"Mary Alice: "What?"Deirdre: "I heard you talking and I know you can't have your own. It's been killing you."Paul: "It's time that you left."Deirdre: "No, I, I'm thinking about Dana. You'll give him a good home. Okay? He'll be better off. Okay? Shh. Quiet. Quiet!"Paul: "Honey!"(Mary Alice holds up her hand to silence Paul.)Deirdre: "How much money do you keep in the house? "(The baby continues to cry. Mary Alice slowly closes the front door.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Clinic](Paramedics roll in a gurney carrying an unconscious Deirdre.)Felicia: "She has a ten-month-old baby. Where the hell is it?"Policeman: "I don't know. If we'd seen a kid, we certainly wouldn't have left it sitting in the middle of a crack house."Felicia: "If anything happens to that child, I will have your badge."(Mary Alice stands close by, listening to the conversation.)Policeman: "Just let me do my job, huh? We'll post an Officer at the junkie's bedside. If she wakes up, we'll let her tell us where she left her kid."(Deirdre's gurney is rolled out the room. Mary Alice's eyes focus on the calendar hanging at the nurse's station. She looks at the picture of a group of houses in the town of Fairview.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mary Alice's House](A realtor comes out of the house, greeting Paul, Mary Alice, and young Dana.)Realtor: "I really do hope you folks will be happy here in Fairview."Paul: "Thank you."Mary Alice Voiceover:"And we were."Mary Alice: "Wave bye, Zach. Wave bye-bye."Mary Alice Voiceover:"We were as happy as any family could be."(Mary Alice and Paul smile at each other, then enter their new home.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Until one night three years later..."(Hard knocking on the door late at night.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"When there was a knock at our door and I was desperate once again." (Mary Alice opens the front door. Deirdre is standing there.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------CREDITS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Wisteria Lane, Nighttime]Mary Alice Voiceover:"It was five o'clock in the morning on Wisteria Lane when the phone calls started."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](The telephone rings. Susan rolls over in bed to pick up the phone.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of course, each of them knew something was wrong from that first ring." Susan: "Hello?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](The telephone rings.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"After all, it's one of the unwritten rules of suburbia..."(Lynette wakes and grabs the phone.)Lynette: "Hello?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House](The telephone rings.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...don't call the neighbors in the middle of the night..."(Telephone ringing. Gabrielle grabs the phone. )Mary Alice Voiceover:"...unless the news is bad."Gabrielle: "Hello?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Hospital]Mary Alice Voiceover:"And so they came with their uncombed hair and their unmade faces. They came because after all these years..."(Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle exit the hospital elevator, walking quickly. They come to a waiting room where Bree is sitting there alone.)Susan: "Bree."Mary Alice Voiceover:"They were no longer just neighbors."(Susan, Lynette ,and Gabrielle go Bree and sit with her.)Bree: "Hi. What are you doing here?"Susan: "We heard Rex had a heart attack. How is he?"Bree: "Um, he's stable, but, um, they have to put in a pacemaker, so they're gonna need to operate. How did you guys know?"Gabrielle: "Danielle called."Lynette: "So how are you doing?"Bree: "We were having a fight when he had the heart attack, and I'm just feeling really guilty, because I should have gotten him here sooner and - "Gabrielle: "Honey, the doctors here are great!"Lynette: "Yeah, and he's so young, he's gonna bounce right back."Susan: "I'm sure you have nothing to worry about."Bree: "You know what? I am so happy that you guys came here, I really am, but I am trying really hard to be strong, so if you keep comforting me..."Lynette: "You're gonna lose it?"Bree: "Mm-hmm."Gabrielle: "Then we won't comfort."Bree: "Thank you."Gabrielle: "We're just gonna talk about non-crisis things."Susan: "Oh, I know. Uh, I found Mrs. Huber's journal in some of Mike's stuff, and I think she knew Mary Alice's secret and was blackmailing her."(Bree, Gabrielle and Lynette look at her.)Lynette: "Yep, that'll do it."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Felicia's House](Zach walks quickly out the front door, Felicia right behind him.)Felicia: "Zachary! Come back here, please."(Zach goes to his own house, slams the door and runs up the stairs. He is carrying a suitcase and heads up the stairs. Felicia enters after him.)Felicia: "Your father told you he would be gone for a while. He said you should let me look after you."Zach: "I will be fine by myself. I am not a child."(Zach continues upstairs, goes to his room, and lays down on his bed. Felicia enters.)Felicia: "I know you're not a child, but I think we should discuss this."(Felicia sits on the bed next to Zach.)Zach: "I'm fine, really."Felicia: "Why should you fend for yourself when you can just come home with me? Let meshoulder the burden. It would really be my pleasure-"(Felicia reaches to brush Zach's hair back. Zach pushes her away and jumps up from the bed. Felicia jumps back.)Zach: "Stop! What kind of freak are you? Just leave me alone, all right? You are not my mother! I told you that I am fine. Now stop acting like my mother and go home."Felicia: "I wish it were that easy, Zachary, for your sake, but it's not. Your father's not coming back."Zach: "He said that he was."Felicia: "He lied. I wanted to spare you this, but your father and I discussed it, and he decided that he shouldn't come back. Now, get your bag and let's go home. I'm gonna make you some pudding."(Felicia walks out of the room. She starts down the stairs and as she reaches the bottom, Zach runs after her, holding a hockey stick.)Zach: "What did you do to my dad?"(He swings the hockey stick at her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Paul's House](From the Young's front lawn, the sounds of someone being struck over and over can be heard.) Zach: "Tell me!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mrs. Applewhite's House](The new neighbor, Mrs. Applewhite, comes out onto the porch carrying a sewing basket. Edie approaches.)Edie: "Mrs. Applewhite?"Mrs. Applewhite: "Yes?"Edie: "Hi. I'm Edie Britt. The realtor that helped you buy this house?"Mrs. Applewhite: "Oh, of course. Hi."Edie: "Hi. I've been so curious to meet you."Mrs. Applewhite: "Really? Why?"Edie: "It's just that I've never sold a house over the phone before."(A young man comes out the front door and closes the door behind him.)Edie: "You were awfully brave, buying the place sight unseen."Mrs. Applewhite: "Not really. We could tell from the advertisement it was just what we were looking for. This is my son Matthew."(Matthew approaches and reaches to shake Edie's hand.)Matthew: "It's nice to meet you, ma'am."Edie: " Please. Call me Edie. Ma'am's for middle-aged women."(Edie looks over a bush and points to Susan across the way who's putting trash in her trash can.) Edie: "...like her. You can call her ma'am anytime you want. So are you two finding everything okay? Because we didn't do our realtor's walk-through."Mrs. Applewhite: "Everything is fine."Edie: "Oh, honey. Escrow's closed. Now I can show you where to put the buckets when the rain comes."Mrs. Applewhite: "Edie. The house is fine. But how lovely of you to stop by."Edie: "Okay. Here is my card. Call anytime you want. Bye."(Matthew and his mother watch Edie walk to her car.)Matthew: "eople are very friendly in this neighborhood."Mrs. Applewhite: "Yes. Yes, they are."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Susan paces while on the phone. She is holding Mrs. Huber's journal.)Susan: "Mike, Hi, sweetie. I hope the job's going well. Um, so I hope you're not mad, but I found Mrs. Huber's journal in your truck, and, well, I couldn't exactly not read it, so I did, and, um, I know all about the blackmail, so call me. We'll talk. Love you. Bye."(Later, Susan is on the phone again.)Susan: "I haven't heard back, and I was getting a little concerned. The girls and I were talking, and, we think that maybe Paul Young killed Mrs. Huber, and if he did, then maybe he killed your old girlfriend, too, so we should really talk about this, so call me. I love you. Bye."(Later, Susan is on the phone again.)Susan: "I thought the whole point of having a cell phone was so someone could reach you when they needed to talk. How can we move forward as a couple if you won't communicate with me? Mike, I need you to call me back! I mean it! Love you. Bye."(Later, Susan is on the phone again.)Susan: "I am so sorry for that last phone call. Um, let's just say it was the worry talking. I just really need to talk to you, and-"(There's a small chirping sound coming from the phone.)Susan: "Can you hang on? I got another call. Hello?"Mike: "Hey, it's me."Susan: "Oh, my God. Where have you been?"Mike: "Uh, the reception's pretty lousy up here, but I got your messages."Susan: "Well, I'm really sorry for that last message. I was just, uh..."Mike: "Stressed out?"Susan: "Yes. Let's call it stressed out. Uh, so how did you get Martha Huber's journal?Mike: "Oh, um, her sister, Mrs. Tilman, gave it to me. She was helping me with my search." Susan: "I just really think we need to give it to the police."Mike: "Uh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely."Susan: "Really?"Mike: "Sure. Yeah. As soon as I get through with this job, we'll make an appointment with that detective, what's his name, uh, Copeland."Susan: "Great. That's great."Mike: "All right, so I'll, uh, see you in a few hours."Susan: "Okay. Hurry, though. I just have a feeling that Paul Young is in the middle of all of this." Mike: "Well, let's not rush to judgment."(Mike hangs up. He's in his truck and turns to look at the back seat, where Paul Young is tied up with tape over his mouth. Mike drives off into the mountains.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Courtroom Waiting Room](Carlos is sitting in a chair wearing an orange jump suit with handcuffs on. Gabrielle enterscarrying a suit.)Carlos: "What are you doing here?"Gabrielle: "I'm here to testify for you, Carlos. Can you take those off?"Policeman (unlocks Carlos' handcuffs): "Yes, ma'am."Gabrielle: "There's no way I'm dressing him."Carlos: "Gabby, thank god you're doing this. Beating up a second gay guy? It looks bad." Gabrielle: "Yes, well, Carlos, in some circles, beating people up at all is frowned upon." Carlos: "So why'd you change your mind?"Gabrielle: "Well, I'm about to be the mother of your child, which means a lot of responsibility and little time for myself. So if I'm gonna get you out of this mess, you have to reciprocate." Carlos: "Okay."Gabrielle: "When the baby cries in the middle of the night, you're gonna get up without saying one word. Doctors' appointments: you're driving. I'm not putting a car seat in my Maserati. And you will also be on bottle duty. That means washing, sterilizing, and filling. That way I'll have some semblance of a life, and then maybe I won't hate you so much."(Gabrielle tightens Carlos' tie. He winces. She fixes his collar.)Gabrielle: "All right, there we go. So we're good? See you in court."(Gabrielle begins walking out.)Carlos: "Hey, Gabby? Aren't we breast feeding?"Gabrielle: "Oh, honey, if you can swing that one, more power to you."(Gabrielle leaves the room.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Pizza Place](Inside a children's Pizza Parlor. Lynette and Parker enter, with Lynette pushing the stroller.) Parker: "Can I buy my own pizza?"Lynette: "Uh, you can, honey, If you can pay for it."(Lynette hears cheering and yelling. She looks over to the game area and sees Tom playing air hockey with a bunch of kids.)Tom: "Yeah, that is nineteen, nineteen, nineteen-zip. Bring it."Lynette: "Just stay here with Penny for a second, okay?"(Lynette walks into the game room and approaches Tom.)Lynette: "Tom?"Tom: "Yes! In your face! That is twenty-zip game, out!"Lynette: "Tom, what are you doing?"Tom: "I'm playing air hockey. What's it look like? Kevin, you're up."Lynette: "Well, it's the middle of the day, and shouldn't you be at work?"Tom: "Mm, no. I quit."Lynette: "You did not."Tom: "Yes. Yesterday. I told Peterson he could stick it. Boom! You're not bringing it, Kevin! Bring it!"Lynette: "Could you talk to me for a second? I don't understand."Tom: "What? You asked Peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me. So he gives a huge promotion to Annabel, so I quit. What don't you understand?"Lynette: "Okay. Okay. Could we go home and talk about this, please?"Tom: "No, we can't. Serve it up, meat."Lynette: "You're just gonna stay here and play games all day?"Tom: "No, I'm gonna go and get some ice cream, and then I'm gonna go up to the lake, maybe rent a boat, do whatever it is I feel like -- God!"Boy: "Gotcha!"Lynette: "Tom."Tom: "Go home, Lynette. Go home before I say something I regret. Go home."(Lynette walks away.)Tom: "All right, you. You score this next point, you get your bike back."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Hospital Room](Bree is sitting beside Rex who is attached to various monitors. Rex opens his eyes and looks over at Bree.)Rex: "What are you thinking about?"Bree: "Oh, I was just, um, thinking that I need to start, uh, spring cleaning."Rex: "You haven't done that yet?"Bree: "No, and I need to clean out our rain gutters, and, uh, beneath the refrigerator, and I can't tell you how long it's been since I've replaced the shelf liner, so..."Rex: "Then you'll finish off with our wedding silver."Bree: "How did you know that?"Rex: "See, all those years, you didn't think I was paying attention. But I was."Bree: "And do you know why I save it for last?"Rex: "No."Bree: "Because it makes me think of my Aunt Fern. On the day we got married, I told her how happy I was, and she told me that even during bad times to always remember that the best was yet to come. And so as I polish it, I think about you and the kids and our life and how right she was."Rex: "They're gonna operate on me."Bree: "I know."Rex: "I wanna say some stuff just in case."Bree: "Rex, you don't have to say anything."Rex: "I'm sorry for everything I did. The moving out, the infidelity, the sex stuff..."Bree: "It doesn't matter. From here on in, can we just say that we're even?"(Rex reaches for Bree's hand. Bree clasps his hand.)Rex: "Okay."Bree: "Thanks."(Bree sits on the bed next to Rex and tenderly touches his face.)Bree: "And for the record, you are gonna come through this operation just fine."Rex: "How can you be so sure?"Bree: "Because I told you: the best is yet to come."(Bree kisses Rex. She places her head on his chest and Rex puts his arm around her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Susan's House](Susan, Julie, and Karl come out. Karl is holding Julie's suitcase.)Julie: "So I'll see you Sunday. Don't forget to feed Bongo."Susan: "Oh, thanks. I'll go do that now."Karl: "Go on in the car, sweetie. I have to talk to your mom real quick."(Julie gets into her father's car.)Karl: "So you're gonna go live in sin with the plumber slash ex-con?"Susan: "It's funny you should mention sin. I think adultery still falls in that category."Karl: "I, I don't like the idea of this guy being around Julie twenty-four seven."Susan: "He's a good person."Julie: "Mike's cool, dad. He cares about us a lot, and I like having him around. So don't mess this up."Susan: "You heard the girl."Karl: "He's still a plumber."(Karl get into his car and drives away. Julie waves goodbye. Susan goes across the street to Mike's house.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mike's House](She enters the darkened house with a key. Bongo begins barking and growling.)Susan: "Now, you be a good boy, Bongo, or you're gonna go to bed hungry."(Susan goes into the kitchen. Zach comes out from behind a wall. Susan turns and sees Zach. He has a gun in his hand.)Zach: "Hi, Ms. Mayer. Can you sit down, please?"(Susan is sitting at the dining room table. Zach is sitting across from her with the gun on the arm of the chair. Susan looks into the kitchen and sees a block with knives on the counter. She looks around the room. She sees a tall vase and part of a moose horn. She begins standing up.) Susan: "I'm just gonna go get some water."Zach: "I'd rather you didn't."(Susan slowly sits back down as Zach keeps his gun trained on her. Edie walks up Mike's porch. She knocks.)Zach: "Don't answer it.(Zach gets behind the door where it's dark and peeks out. Edie looks through the window and sees Susan quietly sitting there.)Edie: "I know you're in there, Susan. I can see you. If you don't want to talk to me, fine. At least have the courtesy to hide."(Edie begins to knock louder. Susan looks at Zach as though saying, "what should I do?") Zach: "All right, but don't let her in."(Susan gets up and opens the door a crack. Zach is standing behind the door holding the gun on her.)Susan: "Edie, what a pleasant surprise."Edie: "Right. Is Mike home?"Susan: "Uh, no, he's on a big plumbing job. What's up?"Edie: "Can I come in?"Susan: "Why?"Edie: "I'm warning all the neighbors. Felicia Tilman was attacked."Susan: "She was?"Edie: "At the Young house. They just took her away an ambulance. I'm totally freaked out. My guys haven't shown up at the job site yet. I'm over there all alone, so do you think maybe I could just come in and hang out for a while?"(Susan mouths "Zach is sticking a gun at me" to Edie, but Edie misunderstands.)Edie: "Stick it up my what?"Susan: "Just get the hell out of here."Edie: "God, you are such a bitch."(Susan slams the door on Edie. She faces Zach who continues holding the gun on her.) Susan: "Why?"Zach: "I asked Mrs. Tilman to tell me the truth about my father. She did."Susan: "What'd she say?"Zach: "Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him. Now I'm gonna kill Mr. Delfino."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Courtroom](Gabrielle is on the stand.)Gabrielle: "Your Honor, this whole mess is just a result of my loneliness. My marriage is a bit strained, and after Carlos was convicted-"Judge: "No one's been convicted yet, Mrs. Solis. This is just a Grand Jury hearing." Gabrielle: "Oh, no, no, I'm talking about his other crime."Judge: "Oh, right. Go ahead."Gabrielle: "Anyway, he was placed under house arrest, and he being the jealous man that he is, got a little crazy every time I left the house."(The courtroom is filled. Justin, with a bruised face, is sitting in the back. Also in the courtroom is the cable guy Carlos previously attacked.)Gabrielle: "He knows how men look at me, and, well, I, I didn't exactly ease his mind. I falsely led him to believe I was having an affair. And, and before Carlos's house arrest, he was always working, and he was never with me. And I thought that maybe if he believed I was having an affair, he would realize he loved me. And I know it sounds stupid, I do. I just-"Prosecution Attorney: "Is there a point to this?"Gabrielle: "My point is that Carlos is an angry, jealous Neanderthal. But he's not a gay-basher." Judge: "All right. I've heard enough. Counsel, approach."(Holding his hand over the microphone, the judge speaks with the attorneys.)Judge: "I've got to be honest, I don't think we have a hate crime here."(Gabrielle, listening intently, turns to Carlos and nods encouragingly at him. Just then, John enters the courtroom. As the judge and attorneys continue talking, John approaches Carlos from behind. Gabrielle watches in horror as John leans to whisper into Carlos' ear.)John: "Just so you know, you beat up the wrong guy. Didn't you think it was strange that you had the only lawn on Wisteria Lane that needed to be mowed three times a week?"(He claps Carlos on the back and gives Gabrielle a brief fierce stare before walking off.) (Carlos slowly turns his head to look at Gabrielle. Her eyes widen and Carlos turns his body to look at where John is standing directly behind Justin.)Carlos: "You are so dead! You are so dead. You are dead!"(Carlos jumps over the barrier and runs toward John. Judge pounds the gavel.)。

Episode 01.06 - Running to Stand StillMary Alice begins speaking as the camera pans over to Gabrielle。

Zach:I know why my mom killed herself.Gabrielle:This is getting really weird.I think we should go to the police.Gabrielle:Mama Solis. What are you doing here?Mama Solis：So you think she's cheating on you?Carlos：I think so.Mama Solis：I'll take care of it.Rex: We got a call --something about a break-in.Policeman:I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,but this is something else.Bree: Zach, why did you do this?Zach:I don't know.Rex:Zach.[Carlos's house](Inside the house, where the two of them and Mama Solis eat breakfast.)Mary Alice Voiceover:The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since. From the prenuptial agreement which she reluctantly signed, to the selection of wedding music she despised, the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted ... Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another. And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair, it had became increasintly apparent that in this war...Yoa Lin: "Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market."Mary Alice Voiceover:"...no prisoners would be taken."Gabrielle: "Thank you, Yoa Lin."Mama Solis: "I don't see why you have her."Gabrielle: "It's a big house. I need help."Mama Solis: "It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself." Gabrielle: "I supervise."Mama Solis: "You pay her $300 a week. That's $15,000 a year. Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement!"Carlos: "You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses." Gabrielle: "You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?"Carlos: "Other women manage..."(He gets up from the table and Gabrielle looks at Mama Solis, who smiles triumphantly. )[Gabrielle's Bedroom](Carlos lies on the bed, reading, when Gabrielle glides into the room in a revealing outfit of bra and underwear. She clears her throat, crawls on the bed, and straddles Carlos. She kisses him, and then sighs.)Carlos: "Mmmm... that's nice.."Gabrielle: "You like that?"Carlos: "Oh yeah."Gabrielle: "God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos."Carlos: "What do you mean?"Gabrielle: "Well, since, I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking, and the cleaning, and all the shopping, like the other wives..."Carlos: "Mmm hmm..."Gabrielle: "...I'm going to be exhausted at night--just like all the other wives ... till I build up my stamina, of course, but that might take a couple years..."(She kisses Carlos down his body as he frowns.)(The Next Morning)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war..." (Carlos comes down the stairs.)Mama Solis: "Good morning, Carlos."Carlos (emphatically): "The maid stays."(He leaves.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Never underestimate your enemy!"(Mama Solis looks up to the staircase where Gabrielle stands, triumphant.) [Outside of Paul Young's House; Yard Sale]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know, in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need, each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures..."(Paul puts things in a box and closes the top, revealing that the box is labeled "Baby Stuff.")(Susan walks up to him.)Susan: "Hey, Paul."Paul: "Hi, Susan."Susan: "I got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. She got it for doing charity work, from the Chamber of Commerce."Paul: "Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary."Susan: "That makes sense. Still, I just want to make sure you didn't want to keep it, for Zach, something to remember his mother by."Paul: "Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. I'm out of newspaper." (He picks up a yellow/green blanket to wrap the glass.) "Here, let's call it ten bucks for everything."Susan: "Great. Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately."Paul: "He's been a bit depressed. I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives."Susan: "Oh, which ones?"Paul: "You don't know them."Susan: "So, how'd you get the fat lip?"Paul: "The usual way. Asking too many questions."(Paul walks away and Susan picks up the box and walks over to where Gabrielle is.) Gabrielle: "Did you find out where Zach is?"Susan: "No, but I can tell you this much. He's not staying with relatives." (Carlos and Mama Solis stand off in a corner. Mama Solis looks at a record album while Carlos surveys the crowd.)Carlos: "It's driving me crazy, mama. It could be any one of these guys she's having the affair with."Mama Solis: "Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight."Carlos: "Now, who the hell is that? And look at the way she's touching him. You think that's the guy she's having the affair with? "Mama Solis: "Carlos, don't be stupid. A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're gonna worry about."Carlos: "So it's someone that she doesn't talk to. What do I have to do? Beat up every guy in town?"Mama Solis: "Marriage takes work!"(They walk away, passing by John, who looks after them.)(Lynette, Bree, and Susan stand talking to each other. Gabrielle joins them soon after.)Lynette: "I'm not surprised that he's playing it close to the vest. Paul knows we're on to him."Bree: "Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done, something bad. Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?" Susan: "No. That's why we have to find him. It's the only way we'll know the truth." Bree: "It just doesn't make any sense. Zach is such a sweet kid. I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible."Gabrielle: "Well, he did break into your house. I mean, the kid is obviously troubled in some way."(Bree sighs.)[Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center](Inside, Paul and a doctor stare through the window on the door of Zach's room. He sits on his bed, his head bowed as he eats from a tray of food.)Dr. Sicher: "Severe depression. Borderline personality disorder. Zach is a deeply troubled young man."Paul: "I'm aware of that. What are you giving him?"Dr. Sicher: "Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer."Paul: "Good."Dr. Sicher: "I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy, to help him with everything he repressed..."Paul: "I don't think so."Dr. Sicher: "Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely."Paul: "Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs. No new treatments without my permission."(He walks away.)[School Gym](Lynette is seated with a group of women gathered near a stage.)Ms. Truesdale: "I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood, and it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliffe Academy so special. Thank you." (clapping) "And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons."Maisy: "Thank you, Ms. Truesdale. Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here. Tilda and Francis and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, and we were a little troubled by the ending. Killing the wolf. It says the wrong message to our kids. And we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort."(Lynette laughs.)Maisy: "Do you find something amusing?"Lynette: "I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding."Maisy: "No."Lynette: "Oh, okay."Maisy: "So in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw. And the woodsman will take out the thorn, and send Mr. Wolf on his way." Lynette: "I'm sorry, aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?"Maisy: "Yes."Lynette: "So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy. He eats Little Red's grandma. If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on another defenseless old lady."Maisy: "I'm sorry, and you are?"Lynette: "I'm Lynette Scavo. My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees." Maisy: "Oh, of course. Lynette. Let's see, you are ... signed up to take tickets the night of the show, is that right?"Lynette: "Yeah."Maisy: "Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting, shall we?"Lynette: "Sure. Whatever."[Bree's House](Gabrielle and Mama Solis sit at Bree's kitchen table, drinking coffee Bree pours for them.)Bree: "I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together. My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day."Gabrielle: "She sounds nice."(Danielle walks into the house with John.)Danielle: "Hey!"Bree: "Oh, hey there, you two!"Gabrielle: "Hi, John."John: "Mrs. Solis."Gabrielle: "I wasn't aware you two were friends."John: "Yeah, we go to the same school."Gabrielle: "Of course you do."Danielle: "Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying." Bree: "Have fun."(Danielle and John leave.)Gabrielle: "Doesn't it make you nervous, a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?" Bree: "Oh no, I don't worry about John. Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club."(Gabrielle chokes and spews out coffee.)Gabrielle: "The coffee is a little hot."[Outside Susan's House](Susan opens up her mailbox and takes out her mail. When she turns around, she sees Paul getting into his car across the street.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers."(Susan stares at Paul across the street.)Paul: "Hey!"(He waves at her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach, and hiding the truth. She hoped that finding one would lead to the other. To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself."[Mrs. Greenberg's House](Susan rings the doorbell of Mrs. Greenberg's house, holding a package of eggs.) Mrs. Greenberg: "Susan. Long time, no see."Susan: "Mrs. Greenberg. Do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?"(She opens up her carton eggs and motions to the two empty spaces in the container.)Susan: "I need those back."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well gosh, honey, I'm fresh out, but if you want, I could run to the store."Susan: "Oh, forget about it, it's not that important, but since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage? Can I borrow it tomorrow?"Mrs. Greenberg: "You want to borrow my car?"Susan: "Just for a couple of hours."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?" Susan: "Yes, I think so. I learned in college. It's like riding a bike, right?"Mrs. Greenberg: "I'm not sure, dear."Susan: "It's not big deal. It's just for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year."[Dr. Goldfine's Office]Dr. Goldfine: "First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. We're making excellent progress."Bree: "Thank you, I feel really good about it."Dr. Goldfine: "But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet." Bree: "Oh, really. Like what?"Rex: "Um, I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life."Dr. Goldfine: "And Rex feels when you two have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be."Bree: "Connected?"Rex: "Well yeah, it's like you're thinking about other things. Is your hair getting messed up? Did you remember to buy the toothpaste? You're just not there." Dr. Goldfine: "This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem." Rex: "So, we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up."Dr. Goldfine: "This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. I have an excellent referral." Bree: "And what would this sexual surrogate person do?"Rex: "Well, she would coach us."Bree: "She!"Dr. Goldfine: "She's very discrete. You'll hardly notice she's there."Bree: "Oh. So she would be in the room with us, while we make love?"Rex: "Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential."Dr. Goldfine: "Do you have any questions?"Bree: "Just one. How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last, because it is really starting to tick me off!"(She gets up and walks out.)[Lynette's House](The four women are seated around the dining room table, cards in front of them. Mama Solis is sitting off to the side, knitting.)Lynette: "All right. I think everyone is down for a nap. We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking. Five car draw, nothing wild."Bree: "So how is it going with Mike, Susan?"Susan: "It's going, finally. We have our first official date next week. I think he's taking me to see a play or something."Lynette: "Might I suggest the Barcliffe Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?"Susan: "Oh, that's right, the twins-stage debut!"Gabrielle: "Are they having fun?"Lynette: "Sure, they get to play oak trees. I'm the one who has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes."Bree: "Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons."Lynette: "She's a total nightmare. I guess I shouldn't have challenged her." Bree: "Oh, dear."Lynette: "Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me."Bree: "Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom."Susan: "It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts. Girls smile at you to your face, and then behind your back, they make fun of you because you're the only one not shaving your legs yet."(Gabrielle gets up and goes to the living room where chips and dip are on a platter. She takes some as the women talk.)Lynette: "That would have never happened in Boy Scouts. When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought. A guy takes his opponent on, face to face, and once he's won, he's top dog. It's primitive, but it's fair."Susan: "And a lot less sneaky."Gabrielle: "Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?"(Gabrielle goes to the window and peeks outside, seeing John working outside across the street.)Lynette: "It's science, Gabrielle.Sociologists have documented this stuff." Gabrielle: "Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? (pauses) Wow this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick. I'm going to run to the little girls' room. You guys go ahead, I might be a while."Lynette: "I hate playing three handed poker. Let's take a break."Mama Solis: "I'll play!"Bree: "You play poker?"Mama Solis: "I used to play a little with my grandfather."Susan: "Pull up a chair."Mama Solis: "Oh, I notice you were just playing for chips, huh. My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money."Lynette: "Why not? Fifty cents a bet?"Mama Solis: "Make it a buck." She pulls a wad of cash out of her brassiere. "Three raise limit. Twenty dollar buy in."[Bathroom](Gabrielle closes the door to the bathroom and checks her appearance in the mirror. Then she opens the window and peers down. Climbing over the windowsill, she falls outside, landing with a shriek. She looks over the fence to where John is mowing the lawn. She climbs over the fence by stepping on stacked wood, knocking them over. Once over the top of the fence, she falls. John rushes over.)John: "Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?"Gabrielle: "Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?"John: "I've been busy."Gabrielle: "Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with."John: "Danielle? Come on, I mean, she's just a friend."Gabrielle: "Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can't even pronounce."John: "Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time. Look, maybe we should just cool it for awhile."Gabrielle: "Oh, no, John, please don't say that. I have everything under control." (They kiss.)Gabrielle: "Now give me a boost."(He helps her climb back over the fence.)[Lynette's House](Gabrielle walks back into the dining room.)Gabrielle: "Hey! So what did I miss?"Mama Solis: "Not much, just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls." (There is a huge stack of money in front of Mama Solis as she pulls it all towards her. The other women look stunned.)[Play Rehearsal]Maisy: I'm sorry I'm late.As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis, which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed here. Are there any volunteers?" Lynette (standing up): "I'll do it."Maisy: "Really, that's a ... do you know how to sew?"Lynette (sits down): "Absolutely."Maisy: "Well, great, uh, thank you, Lynette!" (clapping)Lynette (stands up again): "Okay. So, now that I'm going to do some, heavy lifting, I believe I have a right to talk about the changes made to the script?"(She pauses. Nobody says anything, so she rushes forward to stand next to Maisy and address the group.)Lynette: "Um, ladies. We all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff and all, so I say, to hell with political correctness, let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed. Let's kill the damn wolf, and just put on the best show we can." (clapping)Maisy: "Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech, but I believe that ship has sailed."Jordana: "No, it hasn't. We still have time to change the ending back."Ms. Truesdale: "And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale - I don't think it will upset the children."Maisy: "Well, I think you are wrong."Lynette: "Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Also, everyone has a right to vote. So all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass..."(She raises her hand. And slowly, the others follow, except for Maisy, who glares at Lynette.)[Outside of Paul's House](Sitting in her borrowed car, hidden mostly from view, Susan puts on a pair of sunglasses and watches Paul get into his SUV and drive away. Then she follows him - after a lurching start.)Susan: "Oh!"(He pulls into a parking lot and gets out. Susan slows down and looks at the sign stating "Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center.")[Restaurant](Bree is sitting alone at her table when she notices Dr. Goldfine sit down at anothertable, also alone, with a book.)(Bree takes a sip of wine, then gets up and goes to his table.)Bree: "Dr. Goldfine."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree."Bree: "You're dining alone?"Dr. Goldfine: "Actually, I am."Bree: "Well, what a coincidence. So am I. It seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I, pull up a chair?"Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients." Bree: "Oh," (she pauses. )"Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry, of course, it's, it's inappropriate. It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because..." (she pauses.) "I suppose it can wait."(She walks back over to her table and sits down, taking a sip from her glass of wine. Then they take turns looking at each other. And finally he waves her to come back over and sit across from him. Bree breathes a sigh of relief and gets up to join him.) [Gabrielle's House](Gabrielle is on the phone.)Gabrielle: "No, Lynette, I'm sorry, Juanita's taking a bath. Well, how much did she win from you? Jeez," (She laughs.) "Yeah, I guess she'll take a check. Okay. All right. Bye."Carlos: "What was that about?"Gabrielle: "It turns out your mother is quite the card shark."Carlos: "You let her play cards? How long did she play?"Gabrielle: "Not that long, why?"(Carlos walks away from her.) "Carlos, what is it?" Carlos: "I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem." Gabrielle: "Was this before we were married?"Carlos: "Yeah. It was bad. She went into debt. She dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry..."Gabrielle: "Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game."Carlos: "But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon. I know she seems like a very strong woman, but..."Gabrielle: "She has a major weakness. Honey, oh,"( she embraces him.) "It's okay. You were right to tell me this."(She smiles.)[Restaurant]Dr. Goldfine. "And you understand I have to treat this as a session."Bree: "Of course, that's fine. Shall I include the meal?"Dr. Goldfine: "Oh no. We'll split that."(Bree writes a check for $180.00 payable to Dr. Albert Goldfine and hands it over.) Dr. Goldfine: "So, let's talk about yesterday. You think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?"Bree: "No, I don't."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves from the act."Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex."Dr. Goldfine: "All right."Bree: "I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm ... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan."Waiter: "Can I get you something?"Dr. Goldfine: "Uh, just the check, please."Waiter: "Sir, you haven't ordered yet."Dr. Goldfine: "Oh."[Gabrielle's Car](Gabrielle and Mama Solis drive up to "The Torch Lake Casino.")Mama Solis: "We're not shopping?"Gabrielle: "Oh, I thought we would stop here for lunch first. This place has the best buffet in town. All you can eat crab legs. Oh no!"Mama Solis: "What's wrong? Let's go!" (Mama is already out of the car.) Gabrielle: "I didn't realize how late it was. They're only holding the suede mini for me until two. If we stay, I'll never make it. We'll just have lunch at the mall." Mama Solis: "Wait, uh, I'l really in the mood for crab legs. Why don't you just drop me off, and you can come back."Gabrielle: "Well, if the mall is crowded, it might take over an hour."Mama Solis: "It's a buffet. There's no rush!"(Mama Solis rushes inside. Gabrielle picks up her cell phone and calls somebody as she drives away.)Gabrielle: "Hi John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there."[Play Rehearsal]Lynette (to a child in a costume): "All right. Off you go. Thanks."Maisy: "Ooh, Lynette. I couldn't help but notice, you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap."Lynette: "Oh, yeah, huh, it was a creative call. Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish."Maisy: "Well, Jordana Guist manages to get her work done. She runs the concessions, paints the sets, and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband. Now, we can't have the students suffer just because you don't understand the concept of time management."Lynettte: "I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads."Maisy: "Okay, I'll make a creative call. We'll cut the oak trees. That forest is looking a little dense, anyway."Lynette: "My boys are the oak trees."Maisy: "Are they? Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll find something for them to do back stage. That's where the real action is."Lynette: "I'll finish the costumes."Maisy: "Well, crisis averted."[Susan's House]Julie: "You have lost your mind."Susan: "I checked upon this Silvercrest place. It's a treatment center for troubled kids. Who's gonna notice one more? I create the distraction. You blend in and find Zach."Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?" Susan: "I don't know, Julie. You pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little. Come on, work with me here!"Julie: "Mom, when this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills." Susan: "Okay, fine, if you don't want to help me, I'm not going to force you." Julie: "It's not that I don't want to, it's just, why does this mean so much to you?" Susan: "Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person, and now all anybody thinks about her is that she went off the deep end and did this terrible selfish thing, and I think there is more to it than that. She was my friend, Julie, and I owe it to her to find out the truth."[Outside of the Casino](Mama Solis is sitting on a park bench, as stoic as the large wooden Indian statue next to her as Gabrielle pulls up in her car.)Gabrielle: "Juanita, what's wrong?"(Mama Solis doesn't say anything. Gabrielle puts the car in park and goes over to sit by her mother-in-law.)Gabrielle: "Juanita!"Mama Solis: "I didn't go to the buffet. I went gambling instead, and I lost." Gabrielle: "Well, how much did you have on you? It couldn't have been much." Mama Solis: "I used Carlos' credit card."Gabrielle: "Okay, well, how much did you charge?"Mama Solis: "I don't know, it stopped working."Gabrielle: "What do you mean, it stopped working. That thing has, like, a $15,000 credit limit."(They both look at each other with shocked expressions.)Gabrielle: "Oh."[Hotel Room](Rex takes a bite of food, standing up, when there's a knock on the door. Rex, with food in hand, walks over to open it. Outside the door is Bree, covered in a full-length fur coat.)Bree: "The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms. Mind if I bunk with you?"Rex: "Bree, what are you doing here?"Bree: "It's a little chilly out here, do you mind if we discuss this inside?"Rex: "C'mon in."。

00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,600<font color=yellow>Previously on "desperate housewives"...200:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,300Zach's gone from silvercrest.300:00:04,300 --> 00:00:05,100hungry?400:00:05,100 --> 00:00:05,900<font color=yellow>Sometimes...500:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,600If I don't get some help, I will lose my mind.600:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,300Where can I score some high-grade nanny?700:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,100<font color=yellow>No matter how hard you try...800:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,300FBI. Open the door.900:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,200Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest.1000:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,300<font color=yellow>Some problems...1100:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,700I-I'm sorry. And you are?00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,303I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons.1300:00:18,303 --> 00:00:19,600She's a total nightmare.1400:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,800Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.1500:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,000You are unhappy with our sex life.1600:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,900You're not getting something from me,but you're simply too afraid to ask.1700:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,800<font color=yellow>Can't be easily solved.1800:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,600<font color=yellow>To understand Maisy Gibbons,1900:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,000<font color=yellow>you first need to know how she spent her afternoons.2000:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,500<font color=yellow>Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband.2100:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,400Hi.2200:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,700<font color=yellow>Her evenings were spent washing dishesand helping with homework.2300:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,800Um, okay, so 9 plus 1 is...2400:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,800<font color=yellow>but her afternoons --2500:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,500<font color=yellow>well, they were spent in the company of men.2600:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,600<font color=yellow>Frustrated...2700:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,900<font color=yellow>misunderstood...2800:01:05,900 --> 00:01:11,200<font color=yellow>lonely men willing to pay moneyto feel a little less lonely.2900:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,500<font color=yellow>And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them.3000:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,900Maisy, I've always wondered,3100:01:16,900 --> 00:01:19,500nobody knows about your little hobby, do they?3200:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,900Mnh-mnh.3300:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,000Is it hard keeping a secret like this?3400:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,400Well, maybe if it was just my secret,3500:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,900but the way I see it, I keep the secretsof every man who comes to me,3600:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,900and I find that absolutely exhilarating.3700:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,800A few years back, Harold lost his job,3800:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,000and we had to give up our membershipat the country club.3900:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,700And then one day, one of my club friendsasked why she hadn't seen me around lately,4000:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,800and I told her that we couldn't afford it anymore.4100:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,600She waved it off like it was nothing,4200:01:56,200 --> 00:02:02,300but I saw her get that look in her eye, that look of pity.4300:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,600Maybe she was just trying to be nice.4400:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,700Anyway, is that so bad,4500:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,500feeling sorry for someone?4600:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,200Well, when they say something,they are being supportive,4700:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,400but when they say nothing,4800:02:14,500 --> 00:02:18,100it's because they think that you're sofar gone, you're never coming back.4900:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,200Gotcha.5000:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,200Anyway, a couple of months later,5100:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,500I started my little hobby,5200:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,900and the most wonderful thing happened.5300:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,800This woman's husband became one of my regulars.00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,500Wow.5500:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,300Oh.5600:02:34,900 --> 00:02:38,100Would you be a lamb and go out the back?5700:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,100It's my next appointment.5800:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,100Sure.5900:02:41,300 --> 00:02:45,000It's the husband of the womanI was telling you about.6000:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,200Hello there.6100:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,000Hey, Maisy.6200:03:32,800 --> 00:03:37,000<font color=F62B97>Episode 10 : Come Back to Me6300:03:40,800 --> 00:03:45,000<font color=yellow>Every morality play has its cast of characters.6400:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,500<font color=yellow>There is always an innocent victim,6500:03:48,500 --> 00:03:52,300<font color=yellow>a deceitful villain,6600:03:52,300 --> 00:03:56,000<font color=yellow>a prosecutor who seeks the truth,6700:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,000<font color=yellow>a magistrate who dispenses justice,6800:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,800<font color=yellow>and a lawyer who charges too much.6900:04:04,900 --> 00:04:09,800<font color=yellow>This morality play was being produced at the fairview county courthouse.7000:04:10,700 --> 00:04:14,000<font color=yellow>Its themes were trust and betrayal.7100:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,700So what's your issue with bailin this case, Ms. Mcready?7200:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,900We want bail denied, your honor.7300:04:19,900 --> 00:04:24,000The defendant's company imported goodsmanufactured by slave labor,7400:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,500and his business partner Mr. Tanakahas already fled the country,7500:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,900and Mr. Solis himself has refusedto surrender his passport.7600:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,000Dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley?7700:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000It's been temporarily misplaced, your honor,7800:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,700but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set upand executed the entire operation.7900:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,400Mr. Solis is no business partner,but merely a hired contractor.8000:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,800And I'd also like to point out thatmy client is the sole provider8100:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,700for his wife and his mother, who ishospitalized in a coma as we speak.8200:04:53,700 --> 00:04:57,100Bring me the passport, and Mr. Soliscan visit his mother.8300:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,600Until then, your client is denied bail and remanded.8400:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,300What's next?8500:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,100You better finish those brussels sprouts.8600:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,100And don't think I can't see themhidden under your macaroni.8700:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,000I hate brussels sprouts.8800:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,800Yeah, well, brussels sprouts help you grow.8900:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,800You don't want to be short your whole life, do you?9000:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,000Here, look, you know what we'll do?9100:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,100We're going to dip them in a little cheese.9200:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,200Here you go.9300:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,700Good. Yummy. Yummy.9400:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,100- Ew!- Yuck!9500:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,600Fine, fine, be 3'8" the rest of your life.9600:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,600See if I care.9700:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,200Good luck finding girlfriends.9800:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,000Hey, didn't you have a lunch today?9900:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,500I'm going to cancel it.10000:05:36,500 --> 00:05:40,100The boys are in rare form, and you'restill finding your way.10100:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,400Lynette, it's been two days.10200:05:43,200 --> 00:05:48,500I don't want to shock them by suddenly disappearing. You know, deep down, they're very sensitive.10300:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,900They'll be fine.10400:05:51,900 --> 00:05:52,900Now go.10500:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,400Get out of here.10600:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,800You have my cell phone number.You call me if you need anything.10700:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,000I will.10800:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,700O kay.10900:06:01,700 --> 00:06:05,800You boys, come here and give mama a 3-bear hug.11000:06:05,801 --> 00:06:07,000Come on. Whoo!11100:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,5001, 2, 3. Whoa! Get in, get in.11200:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,100- Mm, okay.- Bye.11300:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,100- Bye, mom!- Bye.11400:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,300Bye!11500:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,600Okay.11600:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,400Watch your hands.11700:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,400Um, I'm going to eat upstairs.I've got a ton of homework.11800:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,800What are you, storing up for winter?11900:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,800I'm just really hungry.12000:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,700Mm.12100:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,200Oh, I talked to dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up.12200:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,200Oh. How awful.12300:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,000Mom, you're smiling.12400:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,300Am I?12500:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,800Anyway, because of all the drama,he can't take me this weekend,12600:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,600so I'll be home after all. Good night.12700:06:47,900 --> 00:06:51,000Oh, great. Our romantic weekend's off.12800:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,000We could move it to my house.12900:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,300No.13000:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,300Why not?13100:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,800I just -- I just want it to be special.13200:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,600And it can't be special at my house.13300:07:02,600 --> 00:07:07,000Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me.13400:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,800What things?13500:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,900Perfumes and oils, and I want to pick out the outfit that you're going to tear off me.13600:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,400And plus, I need to be in completecontrol of the lighting.13700:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,900Okay.13800:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,500We'll wait till next weekend.13900:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,400You are just the sweetest guy.14000:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,700All right. I can't wait till next weekend.14100:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,800No, me neither.14200:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,400What about tomorrow while Julie's at school?I've got an early job, and that's it.14300:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,600Oh, no good. My publisher's got me under the gun for something. What about friday?14400:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,300I'm repiping a house.14500:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,703Mm, damn karl.14600:07:43,703 --> 00:07:47,607I'm not even married to him anymore, andhe's still keeping me from having sex.14700:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,000I can't hide you in my room forever, and...14800:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000I think we need to tell my mom.14900:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,400& nbsp;15000:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,400You can trust her, I promise.15100:07:55,900 --> 00:07:58,100You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?15200:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,900No. No, no, no. I would never tell anyone that.15300:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,300What are you doing?15400:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,700I don't want to cause problems for you.15500:08:05,700 --> 00:08:08,500I'm just -- I'm just going to go.15600:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,900Zach, stop. Don't go.15700:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,500I won't tell her.15800:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,300I swear, I'll be out of here soon.15900:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,800I'll think of something, okay?16000:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,100 Hello.16100:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,700Why are you up?16200:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,700I could ask you the same question.16300:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,900I'm going to bed.16400:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,800I didn't ask you to wait up for me.16500:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,800 Remember, I'm here as our children's father, not your husband.16600:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,500What are you doing?16700:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,500Were you with a woman?16800:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,400Did you tell her that you have a wife,or does that hinder your pickup style?16900:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,400All right.17000:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,800Even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to.17100:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,600Exploring options is the whole point of being separated.17200:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,800"Options"? I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.17300:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,500Oh, that's not --17400:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,100Bree, you should get out there.17500:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,600Try and meet someone.17600:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,000Meet someone.17700:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,800I'm raising your children.17800:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,900I am just trying to move on with my life.17900:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,600It is nothing to be ashamed of.18000:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,000Oh, okay. I tell you what, then --18100:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,300why don't you just call up your mysterywoman and invite her over?18200:09:38,300 --> 00:09:41,500I'll pull out the sofa bed, andyou can take her right there.18300:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,900Andrew, Danielle, daddy's going to fornicate for us!18400:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,300Just keep your voice down.18500:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,500Why? Are you feeling ashamed?18600:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,000<font color=yellow>The next morning started with a banging.18700:10:03,900 --> 00:10:08,500<font color=yellow>No one knew where Martha Huber was,and Edie Britt was starting to worry.18800:10:08,500 --> 00:10:12,500<font color=yellow>Edie didn't like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles.18900:10:12,500 --> 00:10:19,600<font color=yellow>So out of concern for her face and Mrs. Huber, Edie decided to find out what was going on.19000:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,600Yao lin, listen to me.19100:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,500It's very important that we find Carlos's passport.19200:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,700I already looked through his office,so I need you to search the bedroom.19300:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,500What?19400:10:33,600 --> 00:10:38,000With Mr. Solis in jail, how are yougoing to pay me? I have children.19500:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,200Yao lin, your kids are in their 20s.19600:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,300If it'll make you shut up...19700:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,300h ere.19800:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,700Three weeks in advance.19900:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,300If you don't mind, can I call your bank?20000:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,300Yao lin, don't be stupid.People don't become poor overnight.20100:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,100That's my car. Oh, my god.20200:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,800Hey!20300:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,500H ey!20400:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,900What are you doing?20500:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,800Where are you taking my car?20600:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,600Government's impounding it. Here's your receipt.20700:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,000Call that number if you have any questions.20800:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,600You call this a paint job?20900:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,200I don't want to see it again until it's perfect!21000:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,300Wonder what's going on over there.21100:11:47,100 --> 00:11:50,100I mean, Claire did okay with the kids yesterday,but that could have been beginner's luck.21200:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,000You think I should call? I should call.21300:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,700Lynette, for the first time in years,you finally have some free time,21400:11:55,700 --> 00:12:00,000and you're wasting it obsessing about the kids.21500:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,000It's just I don't know this woman. I mean, not really.21600:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,700So she has a degree in sociology.Well, big deal. Who doesn't?21700:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,600My boys are a lot to handle.What if she's not up to it?21800:12:12,100 --> 00:12:16,000You know, if you really have that many doubts,you should go buy a hidden camera.21900:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,600What, a nanny-cam?22000:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,800Yeah.22100:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,600People do terrible things when theythink no one's watching them.22200:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,300Yeah.22300:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,200& nbsp;22400:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,400I don't really think I could videotape Claire. It would be a breach of trust.22500:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,000Trust is overrated.22600:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,100So...how are things with you and Rex?22700:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,500Fine. Why do you ask?22800:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,800Well, I'm just curious. I mean, he moves out, moves back in. Is he back for good?22900:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,600Uh, the situation is, um, fluid.23000:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,400I'm not certain what his plans are yet.23100:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,300Huh.23200:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,000So if you're not sure he's back for good, why are you ironing his shirts?23300:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,000Because I have faith that he'll come back23400:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,400and that he'll do the right thing.23500:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,000That's good.23600:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,800It's good to have faith in people.23700:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,400Yeah.23800:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,400But I'd still buy that camera.23900:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,200Hello?24000:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,000- Mike?- Yeah?24100:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000My oven's out.24200:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,800Mm-hmm.24300:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,400Come over and help me find my pilot light.24400:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,000<font color=orange>Al green's "here I am (come and take me)"24500:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,800<font color=orange>Laying all my troubles down24600:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,200<font color=orange>here I am, baby24700:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,200<font color=orange>come and take me24800:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,500<font color=orange>here I am, baby24900:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,500<font color=orange>ooh, come and take me25000:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,800<font color=orange>take me by the hand25100:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,300<font color=orange>ooh, yeah, show me25200:14:16,300 --> 00:14:20,200<font color=orange>here I am, baby25300:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,800aah!25400:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,200Oh, candles, candles.25500:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,600<font color=orange>Here I am, baby25600:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,600<font color=orange>come and take me,25700:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,000<font color=orange>here I am, baby25800:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,700<font color=orange>come and take me25900:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,300<font color=orange>Take me by the hand26000:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,500<font color=orange>here I am, baby26100:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,000Mike, is that you?26200:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,000I'm up here.26300:15:01,500 --> 00:15:06,500<font color=orange>I can always call you26400:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,400<font color=orange>for a helpin' hand26500:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,000<font color=orange>I know you'll do the best you can26600:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000[Come on in...]26700:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,400<font color=orange>but it don't take much from me26800:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,300Mike?26900:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,500<font color=orange>Oh, there's love inside me27000:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,400<font color=orange>I believe there's going to be an explosion27100:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,700<font color=orange>yeah, yeah, whoo-hoo27200:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,500<font color=orange>it's tough for me,27300:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,400<font color=orange>oh, yeah27400:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,500Aah!27500:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,700Oh, my god.27600:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,300What the hell?27700:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,000I'm so sorry. I thought there was someone in the house.27800:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,400So you took your clothes off?27900:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,200No, my clothes were already off.I was going to seduce you.28000:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,400It didn't really work.28100:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,800Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?28200:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,700Well...28300:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,400please don't be mad.28400:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,400hey there.28500:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,100Zach.28600:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,000What are you doing here?28700:16:41,700 --> 00:16:46,700<font color=yellow>Later that day, while Claire was out getting the boys wired on ice cream,28800:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,600<font color=yellow>Lynette did some wiring of her own.28900:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,900No, you can't do this. You can't send Zach back.29000:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,800Julie, what else can I do? He can't stay here.29100:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,300His father sent him to a psycho ward.29200:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,800Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center.29300:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,600What do you think?29400:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,900Paul is his father. He has a rightto know his son's okay.29500:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,400And if he finds out you're hiding him,you could get in a lot of trouble.29600:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,600He's right.29700:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,100Sorry, guys.29800:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,400Mom, please don't do this.29900:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,100If you knew what Zach had been through --30000:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,800Julie, Julie, it's okay. I'll be fine.30100:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,200I'll, uh, take him back over so you two can...30200:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,300listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out --30300:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,000I'll bring him right back.30400:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,300Thank you.30500:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,600Young lady, we need to talk about what you did.30600:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,500I really don't feel like talking to you right now.30700:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,400Uh, listen, Zach...30800:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,300if things ever get really bad...30900:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,700it's got my cell number on it.31000:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,700You give me a call... anytime.31100:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,700Thanks.31200:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,100Oh, thank god.31300:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,600How did you --31400:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,200we'll talk later.31500:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,400Remember, anytime.31600:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,500I heard you moved back home.31700:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,800 Yeah, I-I had to. We -- we had some problems with Andrew.31800:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,300I'll move out eventually.31900:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,100Spikes or pearls?32000:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,500Your choice.32100:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,800You know what I think?32200:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,900 Hmm?32300:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,900You don't really want to leave her.32400:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,300 Please don't psycho analyze me.32500:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,400Well, you're still in love with her.32600:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,700I never said I wasn't.327。

The script of Desperate HousewivesSeason 1第十集：Mary Alice Voiceover:Previously on "desperate housewives"...Paul:Zach's gone from Silvercrest.Julie:Hungry?Mary Alice Voiceover:Sometimes...Lynette:If I don't get some help, I will lose my mind.Where can I score some high-grade nanny?Mary Alice Voiceover:No matter how hard you try...FBI:FBI. Open the door.Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest.Mary Alice Voiceover:Some problems...Maisy:I-I'm sorry. And you are?Bree:I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons.Lynette:She's a total nightmare.Bree:Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.Bree:You are unhappy with our sex life.You're not getting something from me,but you're simply too afraid to ask.Mary Alice Voiceover:...can't be easily solved.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Maisy Gibbons's House](A hand picks up a hairbrush. The camera pans up to show that Maisy Gibbons is sitting in front of a mirror, brushing her hair.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"To understand Maisy Gibbons, you first need to know how she spent her afternoons."(Maisy drives by in a BMW SUV, waving to Susan and Bree, who are standing outside, talking. They wave back.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband. Her evenings were spent washing dishes and helping with homework."(Maisy, with rubber gloves on, loads the dishwasher, then walks over to the kitchen table, where her young daughter is doing homework.)Maisy: "Okay, so nine plus one is..."Mary Alice Voiceover:"But her afternoons, well, they were spent in the company of men."(While Mary Alice speaks, Maisy is shown opening up her front door on various days, smiling beautifully as she welcomes all types of men into her home.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Frustrated. Misunderstood. Lonely men. Willing to pay money to feel a little less lonely. And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them."(Maisy turns from her mirror as one of her customers speaks as he finishes getting dressed. She begins making the bed.)Customer: "Maisy, I've always wondered, Nobody knows about your little hobby, do they?"Maisy: "Mm-mm."Customer: "Is it hard? Keeping a secret like this?"Maisy: "Well, maybe if it was just my secret. But the way I see it, I keep the secrets of every man who comes to me. And I find that absolutely exhilarating. A few years back, Harold lost his job, and we had to give up our membership at the country club. And then one day one of my club friends asked why shehadn't seen me around lately, and I told her that we couldn't afford it anymore. She waved it off like it was nothing. But I saw her...get that look in her eye, that look of...pity."Customer: "Maybe she was just trying to be nice. Anyway, is that so bad, feeling sorry for someone?" Maisy: "When they say something, they are being supportive. But when they say nothing, it's because they think that you're so far gone you're never coming back."Customer: "Gotcha."Maisy: "Anyway, a couple of months later, I started my little hobby...and the most wonderful thing happened. This woman's husband became one of my regulars."Customer: "Wow."(The doorbell rings.)Maisy: "Oh, would you be a lamb and go out the back? It's my next appointment."Customer: "Sure."Maisy: "It's the husband of the woman I was telling you about."(Maisy opens up the front door, smiling.)Maisy: "Hello there."Rex: "Hey, Maisy."(He steps inside, kissing her on her cheek as she closes the front door.)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Courtroom]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Every morality play has its cast of characters. There is always an innocent victim..."(Gabrielle sits in the courtroom, looking worried.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...a deceitful villain..."(Carlos, in an orange jail outfit, sits at a table with his lawyer.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...a prosecutor who seeks the truth..."(A no-nonsense woman in a business suit sits at the other table in the courtroom, an open laptop in front of her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...a magistrate that dispenses justice..."(The judge, Judge Sullivan, takes a file someone hands her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...and a lawyer who charges too much."(Carlos's lawyer looks through some papers in front of him.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"This morality play was being produced at the Fairview County Courthouse. Its themes were trust and betrayal."Judge Sullivan: "So, what's your issue with bail in this case, Ms. McCready?Ms. McCready: "We want bail denied, your honor. The defendant's company imported goods manufactured by slave labor, and his business partner, Mr. Tenaka, has already fled the country. And Mr. Solis, himself, has refused to surrender his passport."Judge Sullivan: "Dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley?"Mr. Hartley: "It's been temporarily misplaced, your honor, but we maintain that Akisha Tenaka set up and executed the entire operation. Mr. Solis is no business partner, but merely a hired contractor. And I'd also like to point out that my client is the sole provider of his wife, and his mother, who is hospitalized in a coma as we speak."Judge Sullivan: "Bring me the passport, and Mr. Solis can visit his mother. Until then, your client is denied bail and remanded. What's next?"(She bangs down her gavel, and Carlos is escorted from the courtroom by a bailiff. He looks at Gabrielle as he leaves. Gabrielle hangs her head.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House]Lynette: "You better finish those brussel sprouts. And don't think I can't see them hidden under your macaroni."Twin: "I hate brussel sprouts."Lynette: "Yeah? Well, brussel sprouts help you grow. You don't want to be short your whole life, do you? Here, look, you know what we'll do? We're gonna dip them in a little cheese. Here you go. Good, yummy!"(He spits it out.)(The boys get up from the table to run off.)Lynette: "Fine, fine. Be three-foot-eight the rest of your life. See if I care. Good luck finding girlfriends!" (Claire walks in.)Claire: "Hey, didn't you have a lunch today?"Lynette: "I'm going to cancel it. The boys are in rare form, and you're still finding your way."Claire: "Lynette. It's been two days."Lynette: "I...don't want to...shock them, by suddenly disappearing. You know? Deep down, they're very sensitive."(The two of them look at the boys who are ignoring the women as they throw their toys around.) Claire: "They'll be fine. Now go. Get out of here."Lynette: "You have my cell phone number. You call me if you need anything."Claire: "I will."Lynette: "Okay. You boys. Come here and give mamma a three-bear hug."(They come running.)Lynette: "Come on, one, two, three, get in, get in!"Bear 1: "Bye, mom!"Bear 2: "Bye, mom!"Bear 3: "Bye!"Lynette: "Okay."(She leaves.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Julie spoons Chinese food from a take-out container onto a plate. Off-camera, Mike and Susan can be heard flirting.)Mike: "Just, watch your hands..."Julie: "Um, I'm going to eat upstairs. I've got a ton of homework."Susan: "What are you, storing up for winter?"Julie: "I'm just...really hungry. Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up." Susan: "Oh, how awful!"Julie: "Mom, you're smiling."Susan: "Am I? Hmm."Julie: "Anyway, because of all the drama, he can't take me this weekend, so...I'll be home after all. Good night!"(She runs upstairs with her food, leaving Mike and Susan alone.)Susan: "Oh great, our romantic weekend is off."Mike: "We could move it to my house."Susan: "No."Mike: "Why not?"Susan: "I just, I just want it to be special."Mike: "And it can't be special at my house."Susan: "Okay. I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me."Mike: "What things?"Susan: "Perfumes and oils. And I want to pick out the outfit that you are going to tear off me. And plus, I need to be in complete control of the lighting."Mike: "Okay, we'll wait until next weekend."Susan: "You are just the sweetest guy."(She leans over to kiss him, and they end up kissing for a long, extended time.)Mike: "I can't wait 'til next weekend."Susan: "No, me neither."Mike: "What about tomorrow when Julie's at school? I've got an early job and that's it."Susan: "Oh, no good. My publisher's got me under the gun for something. What about Friday?"Mike: "Mmm. I'm repiping the house."Susan: "Damn, Karl, I'm not even married to him anymore and he's still keeping me from having sex." (She stabs her food with her fork.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Julie's Room](Zach eats the food Julie brought him.)Julie: "I can't hide you in my room forever, and I think we need to tell my mom. You can trust her, I promise."Zach: "You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?"Julie: "No! No, no. I would never tell anyone that."(Zach gets up.)Julie: "What are you doing?Zach: "I don't want to cause problems for you. I'm just, I'm just going to go."Julie: "Zach, stop. Don't go. I won't tell her."Zach: "I swear, I'll be out of here soon. I'll think of something, okay?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree is playing solitaire, dressed for bed. Rex comes into the house.)Bree: "Hello."Rex: "Why are you up?"Bree: "I could ask you the same question."Rex: "I'm going to bed. I didn't ask you to wait up for me. Remember, I'm here as our children's father, not your husband."(Bree picks up the jacket he just took off, and sniffs the collar.)Rex: "What are you doing?"Bree: "Were you with a woman? Did you tell her that you have a wife, or does that hinder your pick-up style?"Rex: "All right. Even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to. Exploring options is the whole point of being separated!"Bree: "Options! I'm not a mutual fund, Rex!"Rex: "Oh, that's not...Bree, you should get out there. Try and meet someone."Bree: "Meet someone. I'm raising your children."Rex: "I am just trying to move on with my life. It is nothing to be ashamed of!"Bree: "Oh, okay. I tell you what then. Why don't you just call up your mystery woman and invite her over. I'll pull out the sofa bed and you can take her right there. Andrew! Danielle! Daddy's gonna fornicate for us!"Rex: "Keep your voice down."Bree: "Why, are you feeling ashamed?"(She pushes past him.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Mrs. Huber's House]Mary Alice Voiceover:"The next morning started with a banging."(Edie stands on Mrs. Huber's porch, banging loudly on the door.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"No one knew where Martha Huber was, and Edie Britt was starting to worry. Edie didn't like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles. So, out of concern for her face and Mrs. Huber, Edie decided to find out what was going on."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House]Gabrielle rifles quickly through a drawer with papers in it. Finding nothing important, she closes the drawer and finds Yao Lin.)Gabrielle: "Yao Lin, listen to me. It's very important that we find Carlos' passport. I've already looked through his office, so I need you to search the bedroom."(Yao Lin stares at Gabrielle.)Gabrielle: "What?"Yao Lin: "With Mr. Solis in jail, how are you going to pay me? I have children."Gabrielle: "Yao Lin, your kids are in their twenties. If it'll make you shut up..."(Gabrielle writes a check.)Gabrielle: "Here. Three weeks in advance."Yao Lin: "If you don't mind, can I call your bank?"Gabrielle: "Yao Lin, don't be stupid. People don't become poor overnight."(Gabrielle looks out the window where a tow truck is hooking her car up to be towed.)Gabrielle: "Huh? That's my car! Oh my god!"(Gabrielle runs outside.)Gabrielle: "Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Where are you taking my car?"Tow guy: "The government is impounding it. Here's your receipt. Call that number if you have any questions."(He drives off. Gabrielle watches it leave and notices some neighbors watching.)Gabrielle: "You call this a paint job?! I don't want to see it again until it's perfect!"(She glances quickly at the couple watching her and then storms into the house.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree irons shirts while Lynette sits nearby.)Lynette: "I wonder what's going on over there. I mean, Claire did okay with the kids yesterday, but that could have been beginner's luck. Do you think I should call? I should call!"Bree: "Lynette, for the first time in years you finally have some free time, and you're wasting it obsessing about the kids."Lynette: "It's just, I don't know this woman, I mean, not really. So she has a degree in sociology. Well, big deal, who doesn't? My boys are a lot to handle. What if she's not up to it?"Bree: "You know, if you really have that many doubts, you should go buy a hidden camera."Lynette (laughing): "What, a nanny cam?"Bree: "Yeah. People do terrible things when they think no one is watching them."Lynette: "Yeah. I don't really think I could videotape Claire. It would be a breach of trust."Bree: "Trust is overrated."Lynette: "So, how are things with you and Rex?"Bree: "Fine. Why do you ask?"Lynette: "Well, I'm just curious. I mean, he moves out, he moves back in. Is he back for good?"Bree: "Uh, the situation is, um, fluid. I'm not certain what his plans are yet."Lynette: "So if you're not sure he's back for good, why are you ironing his shirts?"Bree: "Because I have faith that he'll come back. And that he'll do the right thing."Lynette: "That's good. It's good to have faith in people."Bree: "Yeah. But I'd still buy that camera."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Susan licks an envelope and then sees Mike's truck drive by. She gets up and watches him park in his driveway, then go into his house. She smiles.)(Later, dressed in lingerie, Susan calls Mike on the phone.)Mike: "Hello."Susan: "Mike."Mike: "Yeah."Susan: "My oven's out.Mike: "Uh huh."Susan: ''Come over and help my find my pilot light."(She hangs up, then turns on the stereo to the song "Here I Am (Come And Take Me)". As she gets ready for Mike to come over by throwing rose petals on the bed and floor, she sings along, dancing as she sings.)Susan: "Oh, candles, candles!"(She goes into Julie's room and grabs some scented candles. As she dances her way out, Zach hides behind the door, unseen by Susan.)(Mike heads out of his house, heading towards Susan's.)(Zach walks down the hallway, but the floor beneath him creaks. Susan hears it.)Susan: "Mike? Mike, is that you? I'm up here!"(Susan gets on the bed and positions herself.)(Mike gets to Susan's house and finds a note taped to the front door reading "Come on in! ♥ ")(He smiles and opens the door. Zach, who had just been heading down the stairs, quickly heads back upstairs. When he gets to Susan's open door, he pauses, and the floor beneath him creaks again.) Susan: "Mike?"(Nobody answers, so Susan gets off her bed and quietly goes across her room. Zach creeps back down the hallway. Susan removes a thigh master from her closet and creeps toward her door.)(Zach hides behind a door and Susan comes out of her room, swinging the thigh master furiously, and hitting Mike, who falls backwards.)Susan: "Oh my god!"Mike: "What the hell!"Susan: "I'm so sorry, I thought there was someone in the house."Mike: "So you took your clothes off?"Susan: "No. My clothes were already off. I was going to seduce you."Mike: "It didn't really work."Susan: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?"(She begins kissing his face.)Mike: "Oh..."(When he stops responding, Susan realizes that he's looking past her. She turns around and sees Zach in the doorway, looking at them.)Zach: "Please don't be mad."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House, Later](Julie comes home from school.)Julie: "Hey, there!"(She notices Zach sitting at the kitchen table with Susan and Mike standing by it.)Julie: "Zach, what are you doing here?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Later that day, while Claire was out getting the boys wired on ice cream, Lynette did some wiring of her own."(Lynette sets up a hidden camera in a big ceramic Mr. Toad. She holds it up to eye-level and smiles. She then places it on the refrigerator. She goes over to a small TV on the counter and turns it on. The image from the camera is shown on the TV.)(Lynette takes a teddy bear and stands in front of the camera, but watches herself on the TV. Gently, she cradles the teddy bear like a baby. Then, holding it at arm's length, she shakes the bear. Then she slaps the bear several times across the face. Then she throws it off to the side, looks directly at the camera, and shrugs, satisfied.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House]Julie: "No, you can't do this, you can't send Zach back!"Susan: "Julie, what else can I do? He can't stay here!"Julie: "His father sent him to a psycho ward!"Zach: "Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center."Susan (to Mike): "What do you think?"Mike: "Paul is his father. He has a right to know his son's okay. And, he finds out you're hiding him, you'll get in a lot of trouble."Susan: "He's right. Sorry, guys!"Julie: "Mom, please don't do this! If you knew what Zach had been through-"Zach: "Julie! Julie. It's okay. I'll be fine."(They hug.)Mike: "I'll, uh, take him back over so you two can..."Susan: "Listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out..."Mike: "I'll bring him right back."Susan: "Thank you."(Mike and Zach leave.)Susan: "Young lady, we need to talk about what you did."Julie: "I really don't feel like talking to you right now."(She runs up the stairs.)(Outside, Mike and Zach walk to Paul's house.)Mike: "Uh, listen, Zach. If things ever get really bad..." (hands Zach his business card) "It's got my cell number on it. Give me a call. Any time."Zach: "Thanks!"(He stays on the sidewalk as Mike goes up to the door and knocks. Paul opens the door and sees Zach.) Paul: "Oh, thank god."(He hugs Zach, then turns to Mike.)Paul: "How did you-"Mike: "We'll talk later." (to Zach) "Remember, any time."(He walks off and Zach and Paul go back inside.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Maisy's House](Maisy slowly removes various sexual toys from her drawer. Behind her, sitting in a chair, with his back to her, sits Rex, naked.)Maisy: "I heard you moved back home."Rex: "Yeah, I had to. We had some problems with Andrew. I'll move out eventually."Maisy: "Spikes or pearls?"Rex: "Your choice."(Maisy puts on the pearl collar.)Maisy: "You know what I think?"Rex: "Hmmm?"Maisy: "You don't really want to leave her."Rex: "Please don't psychoanalyze me."Maisy: "You're still in love with her."Rex: "I never said I wasn't."Maisy: "Then why divorce?"Rex: "Oh, so now you're rooting for us two crazy kids to work-"(He turns slightly in his chair to look at her, and she pounds her fist on the dresser. Properly rebuffed, he turns back to his original position.)Maisy: "Hey! You know me. I'm just a romantic at heart. Scarves or cuffs?"Rex: "Up to you. Even if I could find a way to deal with Bree's whole obsessive compulsive thing, it's not the only problem in our marriage. As you know, I have certain needs."Maisy: "Boots or stilettos."Rex: "Stilettos, please."Maisy: "Why don't you just tell Bree what you need? Tell her what you want."Rex: "Because she'd say no."Maisy: "So? I've said no to some things you've asked me to do."Rex: "Yeah, that's different. I don't care if you reject me."(Maisy snaps her fingers and Rex drops to the floor, face down.)Maisy: "Rex, won't you trust me on this? Sometimes, when you love somebody, you just got to make sacrifices for them."Rex: "Love or passion? It's an awful choice to make."Maisy: "Yes, it is. And I have to warn you. This might hurt a little bit."(She steps onto his back, wearing the stilettos, and walks slowly on him.)(Rex groans as she walks.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House](Gabrielle takes the receipt the tow-truck man gave her and slaps it to Carlos's lawyer's chest.) Gabrielle: "How am I supposed to live without a car?"Lawyer: "Gabrielle, listen. Tanaka is still at large, and they're going to want Carlos to flip on him, so this is their way of playing hardball. Now, I'm guessing that they've not done yet."Gabrielle: "Why? What else could they take from us?"Lawyer: "Pretty much anything. It's all fair game if they even think they can trace it to ill-gotten gains." Gabrielle: "No, no, no. No! Some of this stuff is mine. When I modeled. Before I even met Carlos! See this, costa boda, bought it when I landed my first cover. This, I spent eight hours on a rock in a bikini for that painting!"Lawyer: "I understand how you feel."Gabrielle: "No, you don't understand. I have dug myself up from dirt to afford these things, and no one is going to take them away from me!"Lawyer: "Then I suggest you find yourself a good hiding place. They can't take what they can't find. Oh, and if you could scare up that passport too, that would be good!"(He leaves.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree's doorbell rings. She answers the door to see Gabrielle outside.)Bree: "Oh, hi Gabrielle! What have you got there?"Gabrielle: "My china. I know how you've always loved it, and I thought you might want to borrow it for a while."(She takes the box she's holding and hands it over to Bree.)Bree: "Oh! Well, that's um, very thoughtful of you."Gabrielle: "Say, um, could I store some odds and ends in your garage?"Bree: "Sure! Why don't you, uh, come by tomorrow?"Gabrielle: "Sooner is better than later!"(She rushes off, leaving Bree holding the china.)(For the next while, Gabrielle transfers everything of value from her place to Bree's. When she's done, Bree comes over and stands with Gabrielle to look at the garage, which is completely filled now with Gabrielle's belongings.)(Gabrielle smiles at Bree, who smiles back, but she clearly doesn't know what to say.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Maisy's House](Rex and Maisy are in the throws of passionate love-making, when suddenly Rex begins to make a weird noise.)Maisy: "Rex? Rex? Rex!"(With one hand attached to Rex's via handcuffs, she tries to grab the phone, but she can't reach it. She quickly uses her other hand to make a call.)Maisy: "I need an ambulance. Right away!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree is in the garage, looking through Gabrielle's things, when the phone rings.)Bree: "Hello. This is she. Yes, he's my husband."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Hospital](Bree rushes up to a nurse's station.)Bree: "Um, excuse me, I'm here to see Rex Van de Kamp. Apparently, he had a heart attack. I'm not sure when - "Nurse: "He's being prepped for surgery right now. If you'd like to wait."Bree: "Could I at least poke my head in? I'm his wife."Nurse: "You're his wife?"Bree: "Yes. Why?"Nurse: "I was thinking of a different patient. Let me get the doctor."(She walks off. Bree stares after her, then goes around the desk to look at the nurse's log. She sees Rex's name, then the person who signed Rex in: Maisy Gibbons.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Claire pours some hot water into a cup of tea, then heads for the stairs, turning off the light in the kitchen.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"As Claire prepared for bed, she was unaware that somewhere else in the Scavo house, the day she had just finished, was starting all over again."(Lynette watches the tape as she lies in bed. Throughout the day, Claire sang to the kids, played puppets with the kids, and made balloon animals. The kids love her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Lynette was relieved to see that Claire was doing a good job. And after further viewing, it dawned on Lynette...Claire might be doing her job...a little too well."(On the videotape, Claire is seen holding her arms out to the boys and saying) "Come give me a three-bear hug!" (The boys all run to hug her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Susan comes down the stairs to where Julie is reading a book in the living room.)Susan: "Here's the candles I borrowed. Thanks."Julie: "I'm trying to read, so if you don't mind?"Susan: "I cannot believe that after everything you did, you're mad at me."Julie: "I told Zach that he could trust you, and you turned him in."Susan: "Yeah, well, someone had to be responsible, and like it or not, I've got a birth certificate that says I'm your mother."Julie: "Since when?"Susan: "What is that supposed to mean?"Julie: "Since dad left, if there's been a mother around here, it's been me!"Susan: "Julie!"Julie: "Do you remember after the divorce that you stayed in bed for a week, and I had to beg you to eat something?"Susan: "Yeah, but..."Julie: "And for weeks, I had to clean the house, I had to make sure that the bills were paid. I even had to schedule my own doctor's appointment once."Susan: "I was in bad shape back then."Julie: "It's still going on. And now that I need some support, you decide to play the mom card?" Susan: "I had to send Zach back. We could have gotten in a lot of trouble."Julie: "Yeah? Well, now Zach's the one who's in trouble. You sent him back to a man who hates him."。

《绝望的主妇》让你的英语不绝望课堂笔记ContentsDesperate Housewives S01E01-56 (1)Desperate Housewives S01E02-80 (16)Desperate Housewives S01E03-37 (27)Desperate Housewives S01E04-38 (34)Desperate Housewives S01E05-53 (42)Desperate Housewives S01E05-53 (53)Desperate Housewives S01E01-56基础知识：season季episode集desper ate a.绝望的housewife n.家庭主妇你喜欢的美剧The big bang theory生活大爆炸Prison Break越狱Friends老友记Modern Family摩登家庭2Broke Girls破产姐妹go back to work回归职场real estate agent房产中介lawyer律师Why Desperate Housewives?台词生活化；情节不紧张；不搞笑不下限不毒舌；中英字幕。

一直在口语课上和大家推荐，原因就是台词生活化，情节不紧张，不搞笑不下线不毒舌。

在网上上搜索绝望主妇第一季就ok啦，中英字幕呢。

虽然电视剧是电视剧，但是还是可以了解到美国中产阶级家庭的一些生活场景。

大家可以先看剧，再看单词整理，或者先看单词整理再看剧，慢慢积累。

本级中读中小学的女儿会问她离婚的妈妈，When was the last time you had sex？丈夫要和在他人眼里完美的妻子离婚，原因是觉得她是a cold，perfect thing，而一点不真实生动。

人物一个单身妈妈a single mother（单亲家庭a single parent family）一年前离婚divorced one year ago一个青少年女儿a teenage daughter一个新来的水管工a new plum b er台词你们双方都有好感You are obviously into each other既然知道他单身，你就能约他啦Now you know he’s single,you can as k him out.我只是不知道自己是否准备好约会了I just…I don’t know if I’m ready to start dating yet.你需要回到社交圈去You need to get back out there.你上次做爱是什么时候Come on.How long has it been since you’ve had sex?你生气了Are you mad that I aske d you that?不是，我在想答案No,I’m trying to remember.单词+短语+句子+文化对某人有好感have a crush on sb./be into sb./like sb./feel good about sb./fall in love with sb.I am into sb.（I am into sth.）I have feelings for you.I had a crush on you.（心动）I want to be with you.他只是没那么喜欢你。