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喂Yes?什么事What?什么Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone先生请关掉你的手♥机♥Just one sec, please就一会儿一会儿Excuse me不好意思Excuse me不好意思Sir, please sit down先生请你坐下Captain, there's a medical emergency机长有紧急医疗事故A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle有位乘客晕倒在过道里了Delhi, Air India 101 returning due to medical emergency德里印度航♥空♥101因紧急医疗救护正在返航Excuse me, sir醒醒先生Hold on!等一下I'm fine now, thanks. Carry on, please我现在没事了谢谢你们忙去吧Wait先生等一下Get the car. - Mr. Dhillon?去开车您是迪隆先生么Want the name tattooed? Get the car难道我要把名字刻头上去开车To the hotel, sir?去酒店是吧先生Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar对对不过要先去趟瓦桑特豪尔Step on the gas, dude!快踩油门啊哥们Yeah, Farhan?Get ready. I'll pick you up in five minutes赶紧准备我5分钟之内去接你What happened?怎么了Chatur called. Remember him?查图尔打电♥话♥来还记得他吗The 'Silencer'?那个沉默者Yeah对对He said Rancho is coming他说兰彻要来了What?什么He said: Come to the campus at 8. On the tank 他说 8点到学校水塔顶上见Oh shucks!啊惨啦Hurry.快点吧Ok好好Honey, I'll be back soon. Oh, shoes亲爱的我很快回来哦鞋子We found our buddy找到我们的好兄弟了What?什么啊Tell me later, bye晚些再说吧拜You forgot your pants你忘穿裤子了Now to the hotel, sir?现在该去酒店了吧先生Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering 对不过先去皇家工程学院Ok sir好的先生Forgot my socks我忘穿袜子了More than just your socks不只是袜子哦Your pants还有裤子Oh no噢不Now get my brother from the airport现在可以去机场接我兄弟了Same last name: Dhillon跟我一个姓迪隆This is Dhillon. Where's my cab? On the runway?我是迪隆接我的车在哪儿在路上Hey Rancho嘿兰彻Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?嘿查图尔兰彻在哪儿Rancho兰彻Where's Rancho?兰彻在哪儿Welcome, idiots欢迎蠢货们Some 'madeira' for you?要来些马德拉吗The same rum you guzzled those days就是你们当年狂喝的那种酒Have a drink来点吧Where is Rancho?兰彻在哪里Patience. First look at this耐心点先来看看这个Don't eye my wife. Check out the mansion behind, idiots别眼馋我老婆好好看后面的豪♥宅♥ 两个蠢货$ 3.5 million350万美元啊Swimming pool: heated.游泳池带加热的Living room: maple wood flooring客厅枫木地板的My new Lambhorghini 6♥4♥96 cc -我新买♥♥的兰博基尼排量6♥4♥96毫升very fast相当地快啊Why're you showing us all this?给我们看这些干嘛Forgot?你们忘了What's this?这是什么'5th September'. Today's date9月5号♥ 就是今天啊I challenge you我要向你挑战We'll meet again after ten years10年后我们再见面Same day. Same place相同日期相同地点We'll see who's more successful我们比比看谁更成功Have the balls? C'mon, bet;有种接受吗来啊打赌赌啊Remember? I'd challenged that idiot right here还记得吗我就在这里向那个蠢货挑战的I kept my promise. I'm back我信守诺言如今回来了Jackass; I aborted a flight, he forgot his pants混♥蛋♥ 我放弃了一趟航♥班♥ 他裤子都忘穿了all to meet Rancho就是为了来见兰彻5 years we've searched. Don't know if he's alive我们找了5年连他是不是还活着都不知道and you think he'll show up for your silly bet你以为他会为这么个破赌回来吗I know he won't show up我知道他不会来You gonna break his jaw or should I是你打烂他的下巴还是我来So why'd you call us here?那你叫我们来这里干嘛To meet Rancho去见兰彻啊Come and see where I've reached and where he rots 见识一下我的成就和他的潦倒So you know where Rancho is?这么说你知道兰彻在哪儿Yes当然Where?在哪里He is in Shimla他在西姆拉Free as the wind was he他曾像风一样自♥由♥Like a soaring kite was he也似风筝翱翔天际Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅Free as the wind was he他曾像风一样自♥由♥Like a soaring kite was he也似风筝翱翔天际Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅We were led by the path we took我们被走过的路引导While he carved a path of his own他却在独辟自己的蹊径Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he路途艰难却毫无忧烦We fretted about the morrow我们常为明日愁颜He simply reveled in today他却只顾畅享当今Living each moment to the fullest让每一刻活得充实Where did he come from.他来自何处He who touched our hearts and vanished.触动你我心弦却又消失不见Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅In scorching Sun, he was like a patch of shade.烈日之下他如同一片林荫In an endless desert, like an oasis.大漠之中他像是一片绿洲On a bruised heart, like soothing balm was he对受伤的心他是良药一剂Afraid, we stayed confined in the well恐惧将我们桎梏于蛙井Fearless, he frolicked in the river无畏的他畅游于海天之际Never hesitating to swim against the tide毫不迟疑地迎接浪涛He wandered lonesome as a cloud他如一片浮云独自飘逸.Yet he was our dearest friend却是我们最好的知己Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅Rancho兰彻Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad兰彻达斯·夏马达斯·钱查德He was as unique as his name他就像他的名字一样独特From birth we were taught - Life is a race从出生我们就被灌输生活是场赛跑Run fast or you 'll be trampled全速前进否则你就会被践踏Even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms甚至包括出生你也得和另外3亿个精♥子♥赛跑1978. I was born at 5.15 pm我出生于1978年5月15日下午At 5.16, my father announced5月16日我爸就宣布My son will be an engineer. - Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer 我儿子将是一个工程师法涵·库雷希技术工程师And my fate was sealed我的命运之戳就此盖下What I wanted to be. no one asked至于我想做什么从没人问过Raju Rastogi. Ranchhoddas Chanchad莱俱·拉斯托吉兰彻达斯·钱查德法涵·库雷希Room number?房♥间号♥是多少D-26D26号♥C'mon跟我来I'm Man Mohan. MM我叫曼·莫汉(Man Mohan) 简称MMThese engineers call me Millimeter这些工程师都叫我毫米For eggs, bread, milk, laundry你们可以找我买♥♥鸡蛋面包牛奶finishing journals, copying assignments洗衣服写论文抄作业I'm your guy. Fixed rates. No bargaining找我就行价格公道恕不议价Hey wait, hold this嘿等等拿着这个Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte, and their mother Gigabyte 来见见千字节兆字节还有它们的妈妈千兆字节Go ahead, click - this family doesn't bite放心拍吧它们一家都不咬人的Check him out. another God-fearing soul看看这家伙又一个虔诚的灵魂Hi. Farhan Qureshi - I'm Raju Rastogi你好我是法涵·库雷希我叫莱俱·拉斯托吉Don't worry别担心a few days here and hell lose faith in God在这里呆几天他就不会再信上帝了Then naked babes will be on the wall, and he'll say - 那时挂在墙上的就是裸体美女像了他会说Oh God, give me one chance with her哦上帝啊给我一次和她亲近的机会吧Get out of here给我出去Four bucks. Two per bag4块钱一个包2块Here's five. Keep the change给你5块不用找了Thanks boss. For your tip, here's one in return -多谢老板你这么大方作为回报Wear your best underwear tonight提醒你今晚穿上你最好的内♥裤♥ Why?为什么Your Majesty, thou art great尊敬的阁下您太伟大了Accept this humble offering请接受我们卑微的供奉吧Ha. here's a He-Man啊哈这里有个纯爷们What a pretty piece. Cute and compact多棒的屁♥股♥蛋雄壮又可爱呀A campus tradition: On Day 1.这是个校园传统入学第一天Freshmen must pay their respects to Seniors新生必须穿着内♥裤♥in their underwear向高年级学长表达敬意This is when we first saw Rancho那时我们第一次见到了兰彻Spiderman蜘蛛侠Batman蝙蝠侠Fresh meat又来一只小肉鸡Greetings. Drop your pants, get stamped欢迎裤子脱掉来盖章吧Name?名字是'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'兰彻达斯·夏马达斯·钱查德What a mouthful; Needs serious cramming还真拗口要好好背一背才行Come on: pants off快点脱裤子吧Being stubborn?还真倔啊Wet pants not good, kiddo. Take them off湿裤子穿着可不好哦小伙子脱了吧Aal izz well - What's that?一切顺利什么Aal izz Well一切顺利What did he say?他说什么Someone tell him. Hey James Bond谁来告诉他嘿詹姆斯·邦德Make him understand给他解释明白Take off your pants or they are going to piss on you把裤子脱了不然他们就尿你身上Hey 007! Ashamed to speak Hindi?嘿 007 说印地语会害羞啊Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda, studied in Pondicherry 对不起学长我出生在乌干达又是在本地治理长大so little slow in Hindi所以印地语说得有点不好So explain slowly. No hurry那就慢慢解释不着急Feeling cold?你冷是吗Pray undress务请裸体or he'll do 'urine-expulsion' on you否则他将对你进行尿液排出动作Calls pissing 'urine-expulsion';把尿尿叫尿液排出A true linguist in the land of engineers!你真是工程师中的语言学家啊Hey, come out of there嘿给我出来Come out or.给我出来不出来我就.or I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door我就对你的门进行尿液排出动作了If you aren't out by the count of ten我数十下你不出来的话I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door all semester我这一学期都到你的门口进行尿液排出动作啊One一Two二Three三Four四Five五Six六Seven七Eight八Nine九Ten十Salt water is a great conductor of electricity. 8th Grade Physics 盐水具有极强的导电性初二物理知识We had studied it. He applied it我们都学过只有他会应用Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe was the Director of ICE维鲁·萨哈斯洛布德博士是皇家工程学院的院长Students called him Virus, computer Virus学生们都叫他病毒电脑病毒Virus on the way, with eggs病毒要来啦还带着他的蛋蛋呢Freshmen are summoned. Come quickly新生集♥合♥ 快点快点Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen病毒是我们见过的最争强好胜的人He couldn 't bear anyone getting ahead of him他不能容忍♥任何人超越他To save time, his shirts had Velcro为节省时间他的衬衫上都缝了魔术扣and his ties had hooks领带上装了钩子He'd trained his mind to write with both hands simultaneously 他训练思维用两只手同时书写Everyday at 2 pm he took a 7 1/2 minute power nap每天下午2点他会小睡7分半钟with an opera as lullaby同时放着歌♥剧作为催眠曲Govind, his valet, had instructions戈万德他的贴身男仆按照指示to carry out all unproductive tasks such as shaving, nail-cutting etc 执行所有的非生产性任务比如刮胡子剪指甲等等What is this? - Sir, nest这是什么是鸟巢院长Whose? - A koel bird's nest, sir是谁的噪鹊（类似于噪鹃的鸟）的巢Wrong错A koel bird never makes her own nest噪鹊从来不会自己筑巢She lays her eggs in other nests它们总是在别人的巢里下蛋And when they hatch, what do they do?要孵蛋的时候它们会怎样They push the other eggs out of the nest它们会把其它的蛋从巢里挤出去Competition over竞争结束了Their life begins with murder. That's nature它们的生命就从谋杀开始这就是大自然Compete or die竞争或死亡You also are like the koel birds你们也像是噪鹃一样And these are the eggs you smashed to get into ICE这些就是你们考进这里时推下去的蛋Don't forget, ICE gets 400,000 applications a year别忘了每年有40万考生报考皇家工程学院and only 200 are selected: You;只有200人能考上这所学院也就是你们And these? Finished. Broken eggs这些呢完蛋了一堆破蛋My son. he tried for three years我的儿子已经考了3年Rejected. Every time被拒了每次都被拒Remember, life is a race记着生活就是赛跑If you don't run fast, you'll get trampled你要跑不快就被别人踩倒Let me tell you a very interesting story我给你们讲个有趣的故事吧This is an astronaut pen这是一支太空笔Fountain pens and ballpoint pens don't work in outer space 钢笔圆珠笔在太空中都不管用So scientists spent millions to invent this pen所以科学家们耗资百万发明了这种笔It can write at any angle, in any temperature, in zero gravity 无论何种角度何种温度下它都能书写甚至在零重力下One day, when I was a student有一天我还是个学生的时候the Director of our institute called me我们研究院的院长找到我He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.' I said, 'Yes sir'他说维鲁·萨哈斯洛布德我说是院长'Come here;' I got scared跟我来我很害怕He showed me this pen他拿出了这支笔He said, 'This is a symbol of excellence'他说这支笔是杰出的象征'I give it to you'我把它交给你'When you come across an extraordinary student like yourself 当你遇上一个和你一样杰出的学生的时候.pass it onto him'请再传给他For 32 years, I've been waiting for that student32年了我一直在等那个学生出现But no luck但很不幸Anyone here, who'll strive to win this pen?你们之中有人会努力来赢取这支笔吗Good. Put your hands down很好都放下吧Shall I post it on the notice board? Hands down要我写在通告板上吗把手放下One question, sir我有个问题院长Sir, if pens didn't work in outer space院长如果钢笔在外太空没有用why didn't the astronauts use a pencil?宇航员为什么不用铅笔呢They'd have saved millions他们能省下数百万啊I will get back to you on this这个以后作答He zaps a Senior's privates at night昨晚他电击了前辈的老二fingers the Director in the day. Best avoid him今天还给院长难堪最好离他远点You deflated Virus's erection你挫了病毒的傲气啊Your Majesty, thou art great. Accept this humble offering陛下您真伟大请接受我卑微的供奉吧Buzz off. You don't have school?少来你不上学么Who'll pay for it? Your pop?谁给我交学费你♥爸♥Keep off my dad! - Relax别说我爸冷静For school you don't need tuition money, just a uniform上学不必交学费只要一件校服Pick a school, buy the uniform, slip into class找个学校买♥♥身校服溜进教室In that sea of kids, no one will notice里面小鬼多的是没人会注意你的If I get caught? - Then new uniform, new school被抓了怎么办换身新的校服再挑所学校See that? - He was different.看到没他和别人不一样He challenged conventions at every stage每个环节他都敢突破常规A free-spirited bird had landed in Virus's nest病毒的鸟巢迎来了自♥由♥之鸟We were robots, blindly following our professors ' commands我们像是机器人一味服从教授们的指示He was the only one who was not a machine他是唯一会自己思考的人What is a machine?什么是机械装置Why're you smiling?你笑什么Sir, to study Engineering was a childhood dream老师学工程学是我童年的梦想I'm so happy to be here finally能在这里我很开心No need to be so happy. Define a machine不用那么开心给机械装置下个定义A machine is anything that reduces human effort能省力的东西就是机械装置Will you please elaborate?请你详细阐述一下Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine 任何能简化工作或节约时间的就是机械装置It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air天很热按下开关得到阵阵凉风The fan. A machine;电扇就是个机械装置Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone. A machine! 和千里外的朋友说话电♥话♥机械装置Compute millions in seconds. The calculator. A machine! 每秒钟进行数百万次计算计算器机械装置We're surrounded by machines我们周围很多机械装置From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines从钢笔尖到裤子拉链都是机械装置Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down.快速上下上下上下What is the definition?定义是什么I just gave it to you, sir我刚才已经给出了老师You'll write this in the exam? This is a machine: up, down. 考试你也这样机械装置是上下上下Idiot; Anybody else?蠢货还有人要回答吗Yes?是的Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected老师机械装置是实物构件的组合that their relative motions are constrained各部分有确定的相对运动and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted由此能量和动量相互转换and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged就像螺丝和螺帽或绕支点运动的杠杆to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc绕轴转动的滑轮等等especially, a construction, more or less complex尤其是指一种无论简单或复杂consisting of a combination of moving parts, or由运动部件组成或者simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc诸如滚轮杠杆凸轮等等Wonderful太棒了Perfect. Please sit down好极了请坐下Thank you谢谢谢谢But sir, I said the same thing, in simple language老师我用简单的语言表达了同样的意思If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college 你那么喜欢简单表达去工艺美术学院But sir, one must get the meaning too但是老师每个人都得明白其含义What's the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition不能做死记硬背的书呆子You think you're smarter than the book?你以为你比教科书聪明Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass如果你想要及格的话先生最好写教科书上的定义But there are other books. - Get out!可还有别的书呢滚出去Why?哦为什么In simple language: Out;用简单的话说出去Idiot;蠢货So, we were discussing the machine.我们刚说到机械.Why're you back?你怎么回来了I forgot something我忘了点东西What?什么Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize一种记录分♥析♥ 总结组织debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated 讨论及解释信息的工具有插图或无插图的hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed硬皮的或平装的有夹套的没夹套的with foreword, introduction, table-of-contents, index包含有前言简介目录索引that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding用以增长知识加深理解enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain提升并教育人类大脑的装置through the sensory route of vision, sometimes touch该装置需用视觉有时候用触觉使用What do you mean?你想说什么Books, sir书老师I forgot my books. May I?我书忘拿了可以去拿么Couldn't you ask simply?你就不能说简单点I tried earlier, sir. It simply didn't work刚才我试过了老师没用Professors kept Rancho mostly out. seldom in老师们总是把兰彻赶出去几乎不让进When thrown out of one class, he'd slip into another赶出去以后他就溜进别的教室He said: First year or fourth year, it's knowledge. Just grab it他说不管是大一还是大四学的都是知识只要学He was unlike any of us他不像我们中任何人We fought for a shower every morning每天早上我们争着洗澡He'd bathe wherever he found water而他哪里有水就在哪里洗澡Morning, sir早上好老师Machines were his passion他热衷于机械When he spotted them, he opened them他一看到机器就拆开Some he could re-assemble.有些他能装回去some he couldn 't有些则不能There was another, just like him还有一个人和他很像Joy Lobo乔伊·洛勃Sir. Excuse me, sir院长打扰一下院长Mr. Joy Lobo;乔伊·洛勃Sir, if I could know the convocation dates.院长能否告诉我毕业典礼的时间Why?怎么Dad wants to make train reservations我爸要订火车票I'm the first engineer from my village. Everyone wants to attend 我是村子里第一个工程师乡亲们都想来In that case, call your dad是这样打电♥话♥给你♥爸♥ Please hurry up. Don't waste my time快点别浪费我的时间Hello喂Dad, the Director wants to speak to you爸院长要跟你讲话Joy;乔伊Mr. Lobo, your son won't graduate this year洛勃先生你的儿子今年毕不了业What happened, sir?他怎么了老师He has violated all deadlines他总是迟交作业Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project洛勃先生那是个不切实际的项目He is making some nonsense helicopter他在搞什么荒谬的直升机I suggest you don't book your tickets. I'm so sorry我建议你不要订票了真是不好意思Sir, I am this close, sir - Is your project ready?院长我就快完成了院长你的项目做好了没有Is your project ready? - Sir, see it once, please你的项目做好了没有院长你就看一眼拜托了Submit it, and we'll consider交上来不然免谈Sir, a small extension. - Why, why should I?院长再给点时间为什么为什么我要给你延期After dad's stroke, I couldn't focus for two months我爸中风后两个月我都无法集中精力Did you stop eating?饭也吃不了No没没Stopped bathing?澡也洗不了So why stop studying?那你为什么要停止学习Sir, I'm very close. See it once, please.院长我很快就弄好你看一眼吧求你了Mr. Lobo;洛勃先生Sunday afternoon, my son fell off a train and died星期天下午我儿子从火车上摔下来死了Monday morning, I taught a class. So don't give me that nonsense 星期一早上我照常上课所以别给我说那些废话I can give you sympathy, not an extension我表示同情但是不能延期Sir. I'm very close.院长我就快成功了Lifelong I lived我这一生The life of another都为别人而活For just one moment哪怕只一瞬间Let me live as I.让我为自己而活Lifelong I lived我这一生The life of another都为别人而活For just one moment哪怕只一瞬间Let me live as I.让我为自己而活Give me some sunshine Give me some rain给我些阳光给我些雨露Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again再给我个机会我要再次成长Give me some sunshine Give me some rain给我些阳光给我些雨露Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again再给我个机会我要再次成长Dude's come up with an amazing design那个家伙的设计很惊人A wireless camera atop a helicopter直升机上装无线摄像机Can be used for traffic updates, security. Wow!可应用于路况和安♥全♥监♥管♥哇But Virus said it's an impractical design, it won't fly可病毒说这个设计不实用飞不了It will fly; We'll make it fly会飞的我们能让它飞起来Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise先别告诉乔伊这会是个惊喜We'll fly it up to his window and capture his reaction到时候我们让它飞到他窗前拍下他的反应If we work on his project, who'll work on ours?我们帮他做项目谁帮我们做呢?Tests, vivas, quizzes - 42 exams per semester笔试口试测验每学期42场考试You scare easily, bro这么容易退缩啊老兄Take your hand, put it over your heart, and say, 'Aal izz well' 拿起手放到胸口说 All is Well 一切顺利All is well? - Aal izz wellAll is Well 一切顺利Words of wisdom from His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas神圣的领袖兰彻达斯的至理名言We had an old watchman in our village我们村以前有个守夜老人On night patrol, he'd call out, 'Aal izz well'夜巡的时候他会大喊 All is WellAnd we slept peacefully. Then there was a theft我们就睡得很香后来还是发生了被盗情况and we learned that he couldn't see at night;不过那守夜人晚上什么都看不见He'd just yell 'Aal izz well', and we felt secure他总是在喊 All is well 一切顺利我们就感到安全了That day I understood this heart scares easily那天我懂了心很脆弱You have to trick it你得学会哄它However big the problem, tell your heart, 'All is well, pal'不管碰到多大困难告诉你的心 All is well 一切顺利That resolves the problem?那能解决问题么No. But you gain courage to face it不能啊但你得到了面对问题的勇气Learn it up, bro. We're gonna really need it here学着点兄弟在这里我们将非常需要它When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Yell: All is Well.一切顺利The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate小鸡们不会知道鸡蛋的命运Will it hatch or become an omelette会破壳而出还是会变成蛋卷No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Confusion and more confusion No sign of any solution困惑越来越多方法却没有几个Ah. finally a solution But wait. what was the question?终于有了方法不过等等问题是什么If the timid heart with fear is about to die如果脆弱的心害怕得快死去Then con it bro, with this simple lie用个简单的谎就能让她平息Heart's an idiot, it will fall under that spell心是一个傻瓜会相信那咒语Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Blew the scholarship on booze But that did not dispel my blues 酒能赶走奖学金但赶不走我的忧郁Holy incense lit up my plight And yet God's nowhere in sight薰香点燃悲惨命运而上帝却不见踪影The lamb is clueless for what it's destined小羊羔们不清楚它的前程Will it be served on skewers or simply minced是被做成烤肉还是被剁成肉酱No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll 当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷All is Well一切顺利The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate小鸡们不会知道鸡蛋的命运Will it hatch or become an omelette会破壳而出还是会变成蛋卷No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll让哨声吹走烦闷Eureka! Eureka;有了有了耶Yell: All is Well喊吧一切顺利Hey Mrs. Chicken: All is Well嗨鸡小姐一切顺利Hey Mr. Lamb: All is Well嗨羊先生一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey, take it up to Joy's window嘿让它飞到乔伊的窗口Take it higher再高点Look at Silencer: the nude dude;看看沉默者赤身裸体的家伙Joy, come out乔伊快出来Come to the window到窗户边上Joy, look outside乔伊看外面Good news, sir好消息院长The police and Joy's father have no clue警♥察♥和乔伊的爸爸都没线索Everyone thinks this is suicide大家都认为这是一起自杀The post mortem report -尸检报告Cause of Death: Intense pressure on windpipe死亡原因: 气管气压过大resulting in choking导致窒息All think the pressure on the jugular killed him大家都认为他死于颈静脉脉压过大What about the mental pressure for the last four years?四年来的心理压力呢That's missing in the report报告里却没提Engineers are a clever bunch工程师们是一群聪明的人They haven't made a machine to measure mental pressure 但他们没造测量心里压力的机器If they had, all would know.如果造了大家都将知道this isn't suicide. it's murder这不是自杀是谋杀How dare you blame me for Joy's suicide?你竟敢把乔伊的自杀归罪于我If one student can't handle pressure, is it our fault?如果一名学生无法承受压力难道是我们的错Life is full of pressures. Will you always blame others?生活充满了压力那你总是怪罪别人么I don't blame you, sir. I blame the system我没有怪你院长我在责备这个体制Look at these statistics - India ranks N0.1 in suicides看看这些统计数据印度自杀率排名第一Every 90 minutes, a student attempts suicide每90分钟就有一名学生企图自杀Suicide is a bigger killer than disease自杀比疾病更可怕Something's terribly wrong, sir有些东西错大了院长I can't speak for the rest至于其它我不敢说but this is one of the finest colleges in the country但这是这个国家最好的学校I've run this place for 32 years这里我已经管了32年We were ranked 28th. Now we're N0.1从排名28上升到现在的第一名What's the point, sir?那有什么意义院长Here they don't discuss new ideas or inventions在这里新思想新发明不受重视They discuss grades, jobs, settling in the USA他们关心成绩工作去美国定居They teach how to get good scores. They don't teach Engineering 教我们怎样拿高分却没教我们工程学Now you will teach me how to teach?你现在是在教我应该怎么教书是吧No sir, I.不是的院长我Sir, my paper.院长我的资料纸Vaidyanathan, please sit down瓦迪阿森登你坐下Here is a self-proclaimed professor这里有位自大的教授who thinks he is better than our highly qualified teachers 他认为他比优秀的老师还厉害Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad will teach us Engineering 现在由兰彻达斯·钱查德教授给大家上课We do not have all day我们可耗不了一整天You have 30 seconds to define these terms你们有30秒的时间定义这两个词You may refer to your books你们可以翻书Raise your hand if you get the answer找到答案请举手Let's see who comes first, who comes last看看谁最快谁最慢Your time starts. now你们现在开始Time up时间到Time up, sir时间到了院长No one got the answer?没有人找到答案Now rewind your life by a minute现在把你们的人生快退1分钟When I asked this question, were you excited? Curious?当我提出这个问题的时候你们兴奋吗Thrilled that you'd learn something new?为获得新知识而激动吗好奇吗Anyone? . Sir?有这样的人吗院长No. You all got into a frantic race没有你们都陷入了疯狂的竞赛中What's the use of such methods, even if you come first即使你第一个找到了答案这种方法又有什么用Will your knowledge increase? No, just the pressure你的知识会增加吗不会增加的只有压力This is a college, not a pressure cooker这是一所大学不是高压锅Even a circus lion learns to sit on a chair in fear of the whip 就算是马戏团的狮子也会因为怕鞭打而学会坐在椅子上But you call such a lion 'well trained', not 'well educated'。
喂Yes?什么事What?什么Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone先生请关掉你的手♥机♥Just one sec, please就一会儿一会儿Excuse me不好意思Excuse me不好意思Sir, please sit down先生请你坐下Captain, there's a medical emergency机长有紧急医疗事故A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle有位乘客晕倒在过道里了Delhi, Air India 101 returning due to medical emergency德里印度航♥空♥101因紧急医疗救护正在返航Excuse me, sir醒醒先生Hold on!等一下I'm fine now, thanks. Carry on, please我现在没事了谢谢你们忙去吧Wait先生等一下Get the car. - Mr. Dhillon?去开车您是迪隆先生么Want the name tattooed? Get the car难道我要把名字刻头上去开车To the hotel, sir?去酒店是吧先生Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar对对不过要先去趟瓦桑特豪尔Step on the gas, dude!快踩油门啊哥们Yeah, Farhan?Get ready. I'll pick you up in five minutes赶紧准备我5分钟之内去接你What happened?怎么了Chatur called. Remember him?查图尔打电♥话♥来还记得他吗The 'Silencer'?那个沉默者Yeah对对He said Rancho is coming他说兰彻要来了What?什么He said: Come to the campus at 8. On the tank 他说 8点到学校水塔顶上见Oh shucks!啊惨啦Hurry.快点吧Ok好好Honey, I'll be back soon. Oh, shoes亲爱的我很快回来哦鞋子We found our buddy找到我们的好兄弟了What?什么啊Tell me later, bye晚些再说吧拜You forgot your pants你忘穿裤子了Now to the hotel, sir?现在该去酒店了吧先生Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering 对不过先去皇家工程学院Ok sir好的先生Forgot my socks我忘穿袜子了More than just your socks不只是袜子哦Your pants还有裤子Oh no噢不Now get my brother from the airport现在可以去机场接我兄弟了Same last name: Dhillon跟我一个姓迪隆This is Dhillon. Where's my cab? On the runway?我是迪隆接我的车在哪儿在路上Hey Rancho嘿兰彻Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?嘿查图尔兰彻在哪儿Rancho兰彻Where's Rancho?兰彻在哪儿Welcome, idiots欢迎蠢货们Some 'madeira' for you?要来些马德拉吗The same rum you guzzled those days就是你们当年狂喝的那种酒Have a drink来点吧Where is Rancho?兰彻在哪里Patience. First look at this耐心点先来看看这个Don't eye my wife. Check out the mansion behind, idiots别眼馋我老婆好好看后面的豪♥宅♥ 两个蠢货$ 3.5 million350万美元啊Swimming pool: heated.游泳池带加热的Living room: maple wood flooring客厅枫木地板的My new Lambhorghini 6♥4♥96 cc -我新买♥♥的兰博基尼排量6♥4♥96毫升very fast相当地快啊Why're you showing us all this?给我们看这些干嘛Forgot?你们忘了What's this?这是什么'5th September'. Today's date9月5号♥ 就是今天啊I challenge you我要向你挑战We'll meet again after ten years10年后我们再见面Same day. Same place相同日期相同地点We'll see who's more successful我们比比看谁更成功Have the balls? C'mon, bet;有种接受吗来啊打赌赌啊Remember? I'd challenged that idiot right here还记得吗我就在这里向那个蠢货挑战的I kept my promise. I'm back我信守诺言如今回来了Jackass; I aborted a flight, he forgot his pants混♥蛋♥ 我放弃了一趟航♥班♥ 他裤子都忘穿了all to meet Rancho就是为了来见兰彻5 years we've searched. Don't know if he's alive我们找了5年连他是不是还活着都不知道and you think he'll show up for your silly bet你以为他会为这么个破赌回来吗I know he won't show up我知道他不会来You gonna break his jaw or should I是你打烂他的下巴还是我来So why'd you call us here?那你叫我们来这里干嘛To meet Rancho去见兰彻啊Come and see where I've reached and where he rots 见识一下我的成就和他的潦倒So you know where Rancho is?这么说你知道兰彻在哪儿Yes当然Where?在哪里He is in Shimla他在西姆拉Free as the wind was he他曾像风一样自♥由♥Like a soaring kite was he也似风筝翱翔天际Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅Free as the wind was he他曾像风一样自♥由♥Like a soaring kite was he也似风筝翱翔天际Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅We were led by the path we took我们被走过的路引导While he carved a path of his own他却在独辟自己的蹊径Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he路途艰难却毫无忧烦We fretted about the morrow我们常为明日愁颜He simply reveled in today他却只顾畅享当今Living each moment to the fullest让每一刻活得充实Where did he come from.他来自何处He who touched our hearts and vanished.触动你我心弦却又消失不见Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅In scorching Sun, he was like a patch of shade.烈日之下他如同一片林荫In an endless desert, like an oasis.大漠之中他像是一片绿洲On a bruised heart, like soothing balm was he对受伤的心他是良药一剂Afraid, we stayed confined in the well恐惧将我们桎梏于蛙井Fearless, he frolicked in the river无畏的他畅游于海天之际Never hesitating to swim against the tide毫不迟疑地迎接浪涛He wandered lonesome as a cloud他如一片浮云独自飘逸.Yet he was our dearest friend却是我们最好的知己Where did he go. let's find him他去了哪里让我们去寻觅Rancho兰彻Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad兰彻达斯·夏马达斯·钱查德He was as unique as his name他就像他的名字一样独特From birth we were taught - Life is a race从出生我们就被灌输生活是场赛跑Run fast or you 'll be trampled全速前进否则你就会被践踏Even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms甚至包括出生你也得和另外3亿个精♥子♥赛跑1978. I was born at 5.15 pm我出生于1978年5月15日下午At 5.16, my father announced5月16日我爸就宣布My son will be an engineer. - Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer 我儿子将是一个工程师法涵·库雷希技术工程师And my fate was sealed我的命运之戳就此盖下What I wanted to be. no one asked至于我想做什么从没人问过Raju Rastogi. Ranchhoddas Chanchad莱俱·拉斯托吉兰彻达斯·钱查德法涵·库雷希Room number?房♥间号♥是多少D-26D26号♥C'mon跟我来I'm Man Mohan. MM我叫曼·莫汉(Man Mohan) 简称MMThese engineers call me Millimeter这些工程师都叫我毫米For eggs, bread, milk, laundry你们可以找我买♥♥鸡蛋面包牛奶finishing journals, copying assignments洗衣服写论文抄作业I'm your guy. Fixed rates. No bargaining找我就行价格公道恕不议价Hey wait, hold this嘿等等拿着这个Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte, and their mother Gigabyte 来见见千字节兆字节还有它们的妈妈千兆字节Go ahead, click - this family doesn't bite放心拍吧它们一家都不咬人的Check him out. another God-fearing soul看看这家伙又一个虔诚的灵魂Hi. Farhan Qureshi - I'm Raju Rastogi你好我是法涵·库雷希我叫莱俱·拉斯托吉Don't worry别担心a few days here and hell lose faith in God在这里呆几天他就不会再信上帝了Then naked babes will be on the wall, and he'll say - 那时挂在墙上的就是裸体美女像了他会说Oh God, give me one chance with her哦上帝啊给我一次和她亲近的机会吧Get out of here给我出去Four bucks. Two per bag4块钱一个包2块Here's five. Keep the change给你5块不用找了Thanks boss. For your tip, here's one in return -多谢老板你这么大方作为回报Wear your best underwear tonight提醒你今晚穿上你最好的内♥裤♥ Why?为什么Your Majesty, thou art great尊敬的阁下您太伟大了Accept this humble offering请接受我们卑微的供奉吧Ha. here's a He-Man啊哈这里有个纯爷们What a pretty piece. Cute and compact多棒的屁♥股♥蛋雄壮又可爱呀A campus tradition: On Day 1.这是个校园传统入学第一天Freshmen must pay their respects to Seniors新生必须穿着内♥裤♥in their underwear向高年级学长表达敬意This is when we first saw Rancho那时我们第一次见到了兰彻Spiderman蜘蛛侠Batman蝙蝠侠Fresh meat又来一只小肉鸡Greetings. Drop your pants, get stamped欢迎裤子脱掉来盖章吧Name?名字是'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'兰彻达斯·夏马达斯·钱查德What a mouthful; Needs serious cramming还真拗口要好好背一背才行Come on: pants off快点脱裤子吧Being stubborn?还真倔啊Wet pants not good, kiddo. Take them off湿裤子穿着可不好哦小伙子脱了吧Aal izz well - What's that?一切顺利什么Aal izz Well一切顺利What did he say?他说什么Someone tell him. Hey James Bond谁来告诉他嘿詹姆斯·邦德Make him understand给他解释明白Take off your pants or they are going to piss on you把裤子脱了不然他们就尿你身上Hey 007! Ashamed to speak Hindi?嘿 007 说印地语会害羞啊Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda, studied in Pondicherry 对不起学长我出生在乌干达又是在本地治理长大so little slow in Hindi所以印地语说得有点不好So explain slowly. No hurry那就慢慢解释不着急Feeling cold?你冷是吗Pray undress务请裸体or he'll do 'urine-expulsion' on you否则他将对你进行尿液排出动作Calls pissing 'urine-expulsion';把尿尿叫尿液排出A true linguist in the land of engineers!你真是工程师中的语言学家啊Hey, come out of there嘿给我出来Come out or.给我出来不出来我就.or I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door我就对你的门进行尿液排出动作了If you aren't out by the count of ten我数十下你不出来的话I'll do 'urine-expulsion' on your door all semester我这一学期都到你的门口进行尿液排出动作啊One一Two二Three三Four四Five五Six六Seven七Eight八Nine九Ten十Salt water is a great conductor of electricity. 8th Grade Physics 盐水具有极强的导电性初二物理知识We had studied it. He applied it我们都学过只有他会应用Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe was the Director of ICE维鲁·萨哈斯洛布德博士是皇家工程学院的院长Students called him Virus, computer Virus学生们都叫他病毒电脑病毒Virus on the way, with eggs病毒要来啦还带着他的蛋蛋呢Freshmen are summoned. Come quickly新生集♥合♥ 快点快点Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen病毒是我们见过的最争强好胜的人He couldn 't bear anyone getting ahead of him他不能容忍♥任何人超越他To save time, his shirts had Velcro为节省时间他的衬衫上都缝了魔术扣and his ties had hooks领带上装了钩子He'd trained his mind to write with both hands simultaneously 他训练思维用两只手同时书写Everyday at 2 pm he took a 7 1/2 minute power nap每天下午2点他会小睡7分半钟with an opera as lullaby同时放着歌♥剧作为催眠曲Govind, his valet, had instructions戈万德他的贴身男仆按照指示to carry out all unproductive tasks such as shaving, nail-cutting etc 执行所有的非生产性任务比如刮胡子剪指甲等等What is this? - Sir, nest这是什么是鸟巢院长Whose? - A koel bird's nest, sir是谁的噪鹊（类似于噪鹃的鸟）的巢Wrong错A koel bird never makes her own nest噪鹊从来不会自己筑巢She lays her eggs in other nests它们总是在别人的巢里下蛋And when they hatch, what do they do?要孵蛋的时候它们会怎样They push the other eggs out of the nest它们会把其它的蛋从巢里挤出去Competition over竞争结束了Their life begins with murder. That's nature它们的生命就从谋杀开始这就是大自然Compete or die竞争或死亡You also are like the koel birds你们也像是噪鹃一样And these are the eggs you smashed to get into ICE这些就是你们考进这里时推下去的蛋Don't forget, ICE gets 400,000 applications a year别忘了每年有40万考生报考皇家工程学院and only 200 are selected: You;只有200人能考上这所学院也就是你们And these? Finished. Broken eggs这些呢完蛋了一堆破蛋My son. he tried for three years我的儿子已经考了3年Rejected. Every time被拒了每次都被拒Remember, life is a race记着生活就是赛跑If you don't run fast, you'll get trampled你要跑不快就被别人踩倒Let me tell you a very interesting story我给你们讲个有趣的故事吧This is an astronaut pen这是一支太空笔Fountain pens and ballpoint pens don't work in outer space 钢笔圆珠笔在太空中都不管用So scientists spent millions to invent this pen所以科学家们耗资百万发明了这种笔It can write at any angle, in any temperature, in zero gravity 无论何种角度何种温度下它都能书写甚至在零重力下One day, when I was a student有一天我还是个学生的时候the Director of our institute called me我们研究院的院长找到我He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.' I said, 'Yes sir'他说维鲁·萨哈斯洛布德我说是院长'Come here;' I got scared跟我来我很害怕He showed me this pen他拿出了这支笔He said, 'This is a symbol of excellence'他说这支笔是杰出的象征'I give it to you'我把它交给你'When you come across an extraordinary student like yourself 当你遇上一个和你一样杰出的学生的时候.pass it onto him'请再传给他For 32 years, I've been waiting for that student32年了我一直在等那个学生出现But no luck但很不幸Anyone here, who'll strive to win this pen?你们之中有人会努力来赢取这支笔吗Good. Put your hands down很好都放下吧Shall I post it on the notice board? Hands down要我写在通告板上吗把手放下One question, sir我有个问题院长Sir, if pens didn't work in outer space院长如果钢笔在外太空没有用why didn't the astronauts use a pencil?宇航员为什么不用铅笔呢They'd have saved millions他们能省下数百万啊I will get back to you on this这个以后作答He zaps a Senior's privates at night昨晚他电击了前辈的老二fingers the Director in the day. Best avoid him今天还给院长难堪最好离他远点You deflated Virus's erection你挫了病毒的傲气啊Your Majesty, thou art great. Accept this humble offering陛下您真伟大请接受我卑微的供奉吧Buzz off. You don't have school?少来你不上学么Who'll pay for it? Your pop?谁给我交学费你♥爸♥Keep off my dad! - Relax别说我爸冷静For school you don't need tuition money, just a uniform上学不必交学费只要一件校服Pick a school, buy the uniform, slip into class找个学校买♥♥身校服溜进教室In that sea of kids, no one will notice里面小鬼多的是没人会注意你的If I get caught? - Then new uniform, new school被抓了怎么办换身新的校服再挑所学校See that? - He was different.看到没他和别人不一样He challenged conventions at every stage每个环节他都敢突破常规A free-spirited bird had landed in Virus's nest病毒的鸟巢迎来了自♥由♥之鸟We were robots, blindly following our professors ' commands我们像是机器人一味服从教授们的指示He was the only one who was not a machine他是唯一会自己思考的人What is a machine?什么是机械装置Why're you smiling?你笑什么Sir, to study Engineering was a childhood dream老师学工程学是我童年的梦想I'm so happy to be here finally能在这里我很开心No need to be so happy. Define a machine不用那么开心给机械装置下个定义A machine is anything that reduces human effort能省力的东西就是机械装置Will you please elaborate?请你详细阐述一下Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine 任何能简化工作或节约时间的就是机械装置It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air天很热按下开关得到阵阵凉风The fan. A machine;电扇就是个机械装置Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone. A machine! 和千里外的朋友说话电♥话♥机械装置Compute millions in seconds. The calculator. A machine! 每秒钟进行数百万次计算计算器机械装置We're surrounded by machines我们周围很多机械装置From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines从钢笔尖到裤子拉链都是机械装置Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down.快速上下上下上下What is the definition?定义是什么I just gave it to you, sir我刚才已经给出了老师You'll write this in the exam? This is a machine: up, down. 考试你也这样机械装置是上下上下Idiot; Anybody else?蠢货还有人要回答吗Yes?是的Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected老师机械装置是实物构件的组合that their relative motions are constrained各部分有确定的相对运动and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted由此能量和动量相互转换and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged就像螺丝和螺帽或绕支点运动的杠杆to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc绕轴转动的滑轮等等especially, a construction, more or less complex尤其是指一种无论简单或复杂consisting of a combination of moving parts, or由运动部件组成或者simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc诸如滚轮杠杆凸轮等等Wonderful太棒了Perfect. Please sit down好极了请坐下Thank you谢谢谢谢But sir, I said the same thing, in simple language老师我用简单的语言表达了同样的意思If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college 你那么喜欢简单表达去工艺美术学院But sir, one must get the meaning too但是老师每个人都得明白其含义What's the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition不能做死记硬背的书呆子You think you're smarter than the book?你以为你比教科书聪明Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass如果你想要及格的话先生最好写教科书上的定义But there are other books. - Get out!可还有别的书呢滚出去Why?哦为什么In simple language: Out;用简单的话说出去Idiot;蠢货So, we were discussing the machine.我们刚说到机械.Why're you back?你怎么回来了I forgot something我忘了点东西What?什么Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize一种记录分♥析♥ 总结组织debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated 讨论及解释信息的工具有插图或无插图的hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed硬皮的或平装的有夹套的没夹套的with foreword, introduction, table-of-contents, index包含有前言简介目录索引that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding用以增长知识加深理解enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain提升并教育人类大脑的装置through the sensory route of vision, sometimes touch该装置需用视觉有时候用触觉使用What do you mean?你想说什么Books, sir书老师I forgot my books. May I?我书忘拿了可以去拿么Couldn't you ask simply?你就不能说简单点I tried earlier, sir. It simply didn't work刚才我试过了老师没用Professors kept Rancho mostly out. seldom in老师们总是把兰彻赶出去几乎不让进When thrown out of one class, he'd slip into another赶出去以后他就溜进别的教室He said: First year or fourth year, it's knowledge. Just grab it他说不管是大一还是大四学的都是知识只要学He was unlike any of us他不像我们中任何人We fought for a shower every morning每天早上我们争着洗澡He'd bathe wherever he found water而他哪里有水就在哪里洗澡Morning, sir早上好老师Machines were his passion他热衷于机械When he spotted them, he opened them他一看到机器就拆开Some he could re-assemble.有些他能装回去some he couldn 't有些则不能There was another, just like him还有一个人和他很像Joy Lobo乔伊·洛勃Sir. Excuse me, sir院长打扰一下院长Mr. Joy Lobo;乔伊·洛勃Sir, if I could know the convocation dates.院长能否告诉我毕业典礼的时间Why?怎么Dad wants to make train reservations我爸要订火车票I'm the first engineer from my village. Everyone wants to attend 我是村子里第一个工程师乡亲们都想来In that case, call your dad是这样打电♥话♥给你♥爸♥ Please hurry up. Don't waste my time快点别浪费我的时间Hello喂Dad, the Director wants to speak to you爸院长要跟你讲话Joy;乔伊Mr. Lobo, your son won't graduate this year洛勃先生你的儿子今年毕不了业What happened, sir?他怎么了老师He has violated all deadlines他总是迟交作业Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project洛勃先生那是个不切实际的项目He is making some nonsense helicopter他在搞什么荒谬的直升机I suggest you don't book your tickets. I'm so sorry我建议你不要订票了真是不好意思Sir, I am this close, sir - Is your project ready?院长我就快完成了院长你的项目做好了没有Is your project ready? - Sir, see it once, please你的项目做好了没有院长你就看一眼拜托了Submit it, and we'll consider交上来不然免谈Sir, a small extension. - Why, why should I?院长再给点时间为什么为什么我要给你延期After dad's stroke, I couldn't focus for two months我爸中风后两个月我都无法集中精力Did you stop eating?饭也吃不了No没没Stopped bathing?澡也洗不了So why stop studying?那你为什么要停止学习Sir, I'm very close. See it once, please.院长我很快就弄好你看一眼吧求你了Mr. Lobo;洛勃先生Sunday afternoon, my son fell off a train and died星期天下午我儿子从火车上摔下来死了Monday morning, I taught a class. So don't give me that nonsense 星期一早上我照常上课所以别给我说那些废话I can give you sympathy, not an extension我表示同情但是不能延期Sir. I'm very close.院长我就快成功了Lifelong I lived我这一生The life of another都为别人而活For just one moment哪怕只一瞬间Let me live as I.让我为自己而活Lifelong I lived我这一生The life of another都为别人而活For just one moment哪怕只一瞬间Let me live as I.让我为自己而活Give me some sunshine Give me some rain给我些阳光给我些雨露Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again再给我个机会我要再次成长Give me some sunshine Give me some rain给我些阳光给我些雨露Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again再给我个机会我要再次成长Dude's come up with an amazing design那个家伙的设计很惊人A wireless camera atop a helicopter直升机上装无线摄像机Can be used for traffic updates, security. Wow!可应用于路况和安♥全♥监♥管♥哇But Virus said it's an impractical design, it won't fly可病毒说这个设计不实用飞不了It will fly; We'll make it fly会飞的我们能让它飞起来Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise先别告诉乔伊这会是个惊喜We'll fly it up to his window and capture his reaction到时候我们让它飞到他窗前拍下他的反应If we work on his project, who'll work on ours?我们帮他做项目谁帮我们做呢?Tests, vivas, quizzes - 42 exams per semester笔试口试测验每学期42场考试You scare easily, bro这么容易退缩啊老兄Take your hand, put it over your heart, and say, 'Aal izz well' 拿起手放到胸口说 All is Well 一切顺利All is well? - Aal izz wellAll is Well 一切顺利Words of wisdom from His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas神圣的领袖兰彻达斯的至理名言We had an old watchman in our village我们村以前有个守夜老人On night patrol, he'd call out, 'Aal izz well'夜巡的时候他会大喊 All is WellAnd we slept peacefully. Then there was a theft我们就睡得很香后来还是发生了被盗情况and we learned that he couldn't see at night;不过那守夜人晚上什么都看不见He'd just yell 'Aal izz well', and we felt secure他总是在喊 All is well 一切顺利我们就感到安全了That day I understood this heart scares easily那天我懂了心很脆弱You have to trick it你得学会哄它However big the problem, tell your heart, 'All is well, pal'不管碰到多大困难告诉你的心 All is well 一切顺利That resolves the problem?那能解决问题么No. But you gain courage to face it不能啊但你得到了面对问题的勇气Learn it up, bro. We're gonna really need it here学着点兄弟在这里我们将非常需要它When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Yell: All is Well.一切顺利The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate小鸡们不会知道鸡蛋的命运Will it hatch or become an omelette会破壳而出还是会变成蛋卷No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Confusion and more confusion No sign of any solution困惑越来越多方法却没有几个Ah. finally a solution But wait. what was the question?终于有了方法不过等等问题是什么If the timid heart with fear is about to die如果脆弱的心害怕得快死去Then con it bro, with this simple lie用个简单的谎就能让她平息Heart's an idiot, it will fall under that spell心是一个傻瓜会相信那咒语Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Blew the scholarship on booze But that did not dispel my blues 酒能赶走奖学金但赶不走我的忧郁Holy incense lit up my plight And yet God's nowhere in sight薰香点燃悲惨命运而上帝却不见踪影The lamb is clueless for what it's destined小羊羔们不清楚它的前程Will it be served on skewers or simply minced是被做成烤肉还是被剁成肉酱No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll Yell: All is Well让哨声吹走烦闷喊吧一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey mate: All is Well嗨姐♥妹♥们♥ 一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll 当生活失控时轻颤你的双唇Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷All is Well一切顺利The chicken's clueless about the egg's fate小鸡们不会知道鸡蛋的命运Will it hatch or become an omelette会破壳而出还是会变成蛋卷No one knows what the future holds没人知道未来怎样So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll轻颤你的双唇让哨声吹走烦闷Whistle away the toll让哨声吹走烦闷Eureka! Eureka;有了有了耶Yell: All is Well喊吧一切顺利Hey Mrs. Chicken: All is Well嗨鸡小姐一切顺利Hey Mr. Lamb: All is Well嗨羊先生一切顺利Hey bro: All is Well嗨兄弟们一切顺利Hey, take it up to Joy's window嘿让它飞到乔伊的窗口Take it higher再高点Look at Silencer: the nude dude;看看沉默者赤身裸体的家伙Joy, come out乔伊快出来Come to the window到窗户边上Joy, look outside乔伊看外面Good news, sir好消息院长The police and Joy's father have no clue警♥察♥和乔伊的爸爸都没线索Everyone thinks this is suicide大家都认为这是一起自杀The post mortem report -尸检报告Cause of Death: Intense pressure on windpipe死亡原因: 气管气压过大resulting in choking导致窒息All think the pressure on the jugular killed him大家都认为他死于颈静脉脉压过大What about the mental pressure for the last four years?四年来的心理压力呢That's missing in the report报告里却没提Engineers are a clever bunch工程师们是一群聪明的人They haven't made a machine to measure mental pressure 但他们没造测量心里压力的机器If they had, all would know.如果造了大家都将知道this isn't suicide. it's murder这不是自杀是谋杀How dare you blame me for Joy's suicide?你竟敢把乔伊的自杀归罪于我If one student can't handle pressure, is it our fault?如果一名学生无法承受压力难道是我们的错Life is full of pressures. Will you always blame others?生活充满了压力那你总是怪罪别人么I don't blame you, sir. I blame the system我没有怪你院长我在责备这个体制Look at these statistics - India ranks N0.1 in suicides看看这些统计数据印度自杀率排名第一Every 90 minutes, a student attempts suicide每90分钟就有一名学生企图自杀Suicide is a bigger killer than disease自杀比疾病更可怕Something's terribly wrong, sir有些东西错大了院长I can't speak for the rest至于其它我不敢说but this is one of the finest colleges in the country但这是这个国家最好的学校I've run this place for 32 years这里我已经管了32年We were ranked 28th. Now we're N0.1从排名28上升到现在的第一名What's the point, sir?那有什么意义院长Here they don't discuss new ideas or inventions在这里新思想新发明不受重视They discuss grades, jobs, settling in the USA他们关心成绩工作去美国定居They teach how to get good scores. They don't teach Engineering 教我们怎样拿高分却没教我们工程学Now you will teach me how to teach?你现在是在教我应该怎么教书是吧No sir, I.不是的院长我Sir, my paper.院长我的资料纸Vaidyanathan, please sit down瓦迪阿森登你坐下Here is a self-proclaimed professor这里有位自大的教授who thinks he is better than our highly qualified teachers 他认为他比优秀的老师还厉害Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad will teach us Engineering 现在由兰彻达斯·钱查德教授给大家上课We do not have all day我们可耗不了一整天You have 30 seconds to define these terms你们有30秒的时间定义这两个词You may refer to your books你们可以翻书Raise your hand if you get the answer找到答案请举手Let's see who comes first, who comes last看看谁最快谁最慢Your time starts. now你们现在开始Time up时间到Time up, sir时间到了院长No one got the answer?没有人找到答案Now rewind your life by a minute现在把你们的人生快退1分钟When I asked this question, were you excited? Curious?当我提出这个问题的时候你们兴奋吗Thrilled that you'd learn something new?为获得新知识而激动吗好奇吗Anyone? . Sir?有这样的人吗院长No. You all got into a frantic race没有你们都陷入了疯狂的竞赛中What's the use of such methods, even if you come first即使你第一个找到了答案这种方法又有什么用Will your knowledge increase? No, just the pressure你的知识会增加吗不会增加的只有压力This is a college, not a pressure cooker这是一所大学不是高压锅Even a circus lion learns to sit on a chair in fear of the whip 就算是马戏团的狮子也会因为怕鞭打而学会坐在椅子上But you call such a lion 'well trained', not 'well educated'。
