原来如此.(英文)

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Why!

原来如此!

A: Why do you take baths

in milk?

B: I can’t find a cow tall

enough for a shower.

58 Crazy English Teens

One day, two thieves stole a bunch

of[一堆] money from a house.

First Thief: Let us count the money we

have stolen.

Second Thief: Leave! Why to count

and waste our time? We can see it in

the newspaper tomorrow.

Father: Which one do you love more? Me or Mommy?

Son: I love you both.

Father: Very well. Let’s say, if I went to France and Mommy

went to Japan, which country will you go to?

Son: Japan.

Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?

Son: No. I just want to visit Japan.

Father: Very well. Let’s say, if I went to Japan and Mommy

went to France, which

country will you go to?

Son: France.

Father: See?

Son: No. It’s just because I

have already visited Japan.

Teacher: What makes you see?

Bob: My eyes, my nose and my ears.

Teacher: True for the eyes but why

for your ears and nose?

Bob: They’re to hold my glasses!

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