原来如此.(英文)
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Why!
原来如此!
A: Why do you take baths
in milk?
B: I can’t find a cow tall
enough for a shower.
58 Crazy English Teens
One day, two thieves stole a bunch
of[一堆] money from a house.
First Thief: Let us count the money we
have stolen.
Second Thief: Leave! Why to count
and waste our time? We can see it in
the newspaper tomorrow.
Father: Which one do you love more? Me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very well. Let’s say, if I went to France and Mommy
went to Japan, which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No. I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well. Let’s say, if I went to Japan and Mommy
went to France, which
country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No. It’s just because I
have already visited Japan.
Teacher: What makes you see?
Bob: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why
for your ears and nose?
Bob: They’re to hold my glasses!
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