查理日记 第一季第四集 英文台词

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11Teddy: Hi,Charlie.Teddy here.2Ivy: And Ivy.(还有Ivy)3Teddy:So you`re 11 months old now and 4something really big is about to happen to 5you.6Ivy: You`re about to take your very first steps. 7Teddy: This is your biggest milestone since 8your first solid poop.(这是你拉出成型的便便后9有一个重要的里程碑)10Teddy:Okay, relax. I didn't get it on video.(我又11没把那段录下来)12Ivy: Okay, you're my best friend again.13Teddy: Anyways, I wanted to capture your first 14steps on tape,but every time I put the camera 15on you, All I see is this.16Wait, wait, wait.17And nothing. Same thing happened with the 18poop(拍你拉便便时也是这样的).19220Mon:Girls, girls, come here. Check it out(快来21看).It's an old video of me.22Ivy: Lots of videotaping in this family. You guys 23sure do like yourselves.(你们真够自恋的啊)24Mom:It's from my old glory days back at 25south high.26Ivy: No way(不是吧), Mrs. D. You went to our 27school?28Mom: No, you're going to my school.29Whoa whoa, there I am... the school mascot. 30Ivy: You were that big sheep thing?31Mom: Not a sheep. A ram.32Rammy the wammy.33Here it is...(开始了)34My famous wammy wiggle.35Listen to the crowd. They love me.36Ivy: Well, sure. Everybody loves a dancing 37sheep(绵羊).38Mom: Again,It's a ram. It has horns(那是只公羊,39它长着角呢).40Teddy: It sure looks like a lot of fun, mom.41Mom: You really think so?42Teddy: Yeah yeah.Do you think I'd say 43something like that just to humor you?(难道你44 以为我那样说是为了让你高兴吗?)45Mom: I'm so happy to hear that46Because they're holding mascot tryouts this 47week.48Teddy: But, mom, you've already been 49wammy. Why would you try out again?50Mom: I'm talking about you.51Teddy: Please tell me "you" is ivy.52Mom: Think about it, Teddy. You would be the 53first ever second-generation wammy.54I've been dreaming about this since you were 55born.56Ivy: According to the internet, sheep can have 57horns.58Mom: Look, I don't want to put any pressure 59on you. It's your decision. You do not have to 60do this for me.61Teddy: I don't?62Mom: No. You'll do it for us.63364Dad: Hey.65Gabe: What are you doing?66Teddy: Watching all my old wammy videos 67with Teddy.68Teddy? You're missing all the good parts.69Gabe: What am I saying? They're all good 70parts.71Mom: Except for this one.72Remember this, Bob?73Dad: Oh, how can I forget?74The night the north high barbarian took you 75down.76Both: Oh.77Mom: I hated that guy. Even for a barbarian, 78he was a jerk.(即使对于野蛮人,他们也是混蛋) 79Dad: You remember the time those goons 80from north high grabbed you, took you on a 81little joyride?(抓着你去兜风吗?)82Mom: Every wammy's worst nightmare.83You know what? I can't even watch it.84It's too painful even now.85Mom:Oh, wait, this is a good part.86Come here, kids. You're gonna love this.87Dad: Recognize that guy?88Gabe: Is that P.J.?89Dad:Nope, that's me.90PJ: You mean that thin guy with a full head of 91hear is you?92Dad: Yep.93PJ:So that means94I'm gonna look like you when I get old.95Dad:Oh, I stopped looking like that when I 96was 25.97But that's only eight years from now.98Dad: Enjoy it while you got it.99Gabe: If I were you, I'd marry young.(如果我是100你,我会尽早结婚)101102Dad: What are you doing in here?103Teddy: Not being out there. What tape is she 104up to?(逃离客厅,她现在在看什么)105Dad: Volume three, "wammy behind the 106mask."107Teddy: Dad, she wants me to try out(参加选108拔).109Dad: Oh, boy. I knew this day was coming. 110Teddy: But I don't want to be a mascot.111I'll be the biggest dork in school(学校最大的笑112柄). You gotta help me out here.(你得帮我摆脱113这个厄运)114Dad: What do you want me to do?115Teddy: Can't you talk to her?116Dad: Yeah, okay. I'll do that, honey, right after 117I mention that her favorite pants make her 118look fat.119Mom: Who looks fat?120Dad: Mother.1214122PJ: Hey, we almost ended at the same time. 123A: Only because I dropped one of my sticks. 124PJ: Did you see Charlie?125She was totally rocking out(她在尽情地摇摆). 126PJ: Is she amazing or what?(她很了不起吧)127A: She's okay.(还好吧)128PJ:Okay? What is that supposed to mean?(还129好?你那是什么意思?)130A:You guys are always going on and on131about what a super baby Charlie is.132 Man, I got a nephew Mason. Now that's a133baby.134PJ: What's so great about Mason?135A:Well, for one thing he's a stud at 136peek-a-boo.137PJ: Come on, Charlie can play peek-a-boo with 138her eyes closed.139A: That's how you play peek-a-boo(玩躲猫猫本140就这样).141PJ: What else you got?142A: Well, Mason's an incredibly fast crawler. 143PJ: Not as fast as Charlie. She's like a cat.144A: Mason sleeps at night with a rabbit...145Not a stuffed one, one that he caught.146PJ: So you think Mason's faster.147I think Charlie's faster. There's only one way 148to settle this. We challenge you to a baby 149race.150A: Oh, it is on.(噢,我接受你的挑战)151A: And you're gonna be sorry152Because Mason rhymes with racin'(...都能压上153韵).154PJ: We'll take our chances(我们愿意赌上一把). 155In the meantime, you might want to take a 156good look at this, because that's all you and 157Mason are gonna be seeing.1585159Ivy: I can't believe you're trying out for 160wammy.The whole idea behind this friendship 161Was for you to make me more popular,162Not less popular.163Teddy: Okay, relax. I said I had to try out.164I didn't say I had to do well.165B: All right, people(好了,各位).Time for 166wammy tryouts.167- First up, Teddy Duncan.168Teddy: I'm Teddy.169B: Daughter of Amy Duncan,170The second finest wammy this school has ever 171seen.172Teddy:Who was the first?173B: You're looking at her.174Let's do this thing!(让我们开始吧)175All right, Duncan, let me set the scene for you. 176The team is down by eight.177You need to get that crowd jazzed up.178Now give me what you got!179Teddy: Come on, crowd, jazz up.180Ivy: I am not feeling that.181B: Moving on(下一项). How's your dancing? 182Teddy: You tell me.183B: What was that?(那是什么玩意)184Teddy: That was interpretive dancing(形意舞). 185That piece was called "spring day."186I can also show you "global warming"187Or "dogs wow!"188B: Dancing... question mark.(舞蹈水平...先打个189问号)190Ivy: Question mark? That stuck, exclamation 191point!(把问号拉直成感叹号吧)192B: All right, Duncan, one more thing.Take that 193flag there and fire up that crowd(煽动观众). 194Teddy: There's something wrong with that 195flag.196B: Duncan, that was absolutely terrible, all of 197it.(...这也太可怕了,一塌糊涂)198Teddy: It's okay. I know what you're gonna 199say.200B: Congratulations, wammy.201Teddy: But I was awful(但是我很逊).202B:Yeah, but you're the only one who tried out. 203See you at the big game(比赛时见).204Teddy: I can't believe this.205Ivy: Well, in hindsight,(好了,放个马后炮)I guess 206we should have noticed that nobody else was 207here.208209PJ: Hey, Gabe, do me a favor.(帮我个忙)210Check the back of my head(帮我看看下后脑勺). 211Does it look like I'm going bald?(变秃)212Gabe: Well, it's tempting to say yes,213So yes.214PJ:Seriously?215Gabe: No.216Your hair is as full and stupid-looking as ever. 217PJ: Thank you. You're a good brother.218Gabe: Is this why you wanted me to come 219down here?220 PJ: No, it is time to train Charlie for the baby221race.222Gabe: Charlie?223I thought the baby race was gonna be224You and Emmett in diapers.225Gabe: Now I've lost interest.226PJ: Okay, turbo baby,227PJ: Let's see what you've got.228Looks like I've got a little work to do(看起来我229还得再下点功夫啊).2306231Mom: There she is.232Teddy: Hi, mom.233Mom: Hi, wammy.234Teddy: Oh, did Miss Covington call you?235Mom: No, it's on the school website.236Teddy: Already? There's not a picture up of 237me, is there?238Mom: There is now.(现在放上了)239I just sent one in(我刚刚上传了一张).240And I've got a big surprise for you.241I kept it at the end of my last season.242It's been sitting in the back of the shed243for the last 20 years.244Teddy: Then I can't wait to put it on my head. 245Mom: Come on.246Get it on there, girl. We've got some work to 247do.248Teddy, you look so beautiful.249Teddy: Smells like armpit in here.250Mom: I know. You'll get used to it.251Okay, I'm gonna teach you some of my 252signature wammy moves.(一些招牌动作)253You gotta hit it hard, girl.254Now you gotta keep in rhythm.255And the best way to do that is with the 256wammy wiggle.257A-five, six, seven, eight!258Now we're gonna build on that move. You 259ready?260We're gonna get our steam up. It goes like 261this.262Whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo.263No no, sweetheart. You lost your wiggle.264If you try to get your steam up without the 265wiggle,266You'll just look like a fool out there(你在那看起267来像个笨蛋).268Teddy: Sure wouldn't want that to happen(我269当然不想让那发生).270Mom: Next I want you to jump up in the air 271and you gotta land with your arms forming 272a big "W".273That's really cute.274No no no, Teddy. It's all in the elbows(诀窍是手275肘).276You're not vammy. You're not hammy.277You're wammy!(你不是萎米,你不是虾米,你是278威米)279Okay, girl, you do it.280Now dig deep and let your fire fly!(现在挖掘内281心,燃烧你的小宇宙吧)282Teddy: I can't do this.283Mom: Sure you can. You just gotta practice. 284Wammy wasn't built in a day.285Teddy: No, I don't want to do this.286Mom: What?287Teddy: I don't want to be hammy or vammy or 288wammy! I quit.(我不干了)2897290Dad: Hey, what did you do to your mother? 291Teddy: I told her I didn' want to be a wammy. 292I was just being honest with her.293Dad: Honest? What are you thinking?294Teddy:How's she taking it?(她现在怎样)295Dad: Not well.296She's lying in bed with her wammy head on, 297Stuffing tissues up her snout(用纸巾堵住她的鼻298孔).299Teddy: I don't know.300Maybe being wammy was cool when you guys 301were in school...302Dad: Are you kidding me? It was never 303cool.(你是在开玩笑吗?它从来都没酷过)304Your mom just didn't know that.305Teddy: How could she not know that?306Did she spend all four years of high school 307wearing that giant head?308 Dad: It was her yearbook picture(...是她毕业年309鉴上的形象).310Look, Teddy, if you don't go to that big game 311There's gonna be no wammy,312and that is gonna break your mother's heart. 313Teddy: Dad, I just don't want to look stupid. 314Dad: Look, you're gonna let your mom and 315everybody at school down(让...失望)316Because you're afraid of looking stupid?317Teddy: Yes, thank you for understanding.318Dad: Honey, I'm not gonna tell you what to 319do.But just remember,320Sometimes the right decision can feel like the 321wrong decision.322And the hard decision can be the best 323decision.324But the good decision...325Oh, come on, please just be wammy!326327C: Hey, wammy. Going somewhere?328Ever been to north high? 'cause I was thinking 329We could all take a little trip.330It's about to charge. Get it!(它要攻击了,抓住它) 331Oh, this is the greatest prank ever(这是有史以332来最棒的恶作剧了)!333D: All right, let's see what nerd is wearing the 334costume this year.335Dude, wammy's old.336Mom: Wammy is not old. Wammy had four 337kids.338Ivy: I didn't see her. Your mom's not in there. 339Teddy: I can't believe it.She's the only reason 340I'm doing this stupid thing.341Ivy: Well, let's get out of here.(好了,让我们离342开这吧)343B: Duncan, the gym's this way.344Let me look at you.345Not you... wammy. Put on the head.346Oh, you look so much like your mother.347Showtime!(该你上了)348Ivy: I'm right behind you, T. Got your back(我349会挺你的).3508351Gabe: Gentlemen, start your babies.352Go!353And they're off!354A:Oh, look, Mason.Yummy yumm y(多好吃啊) 355Come to the peaches(快来拿蜜桃酱吧).356PJ: Come to mommy. Come to mommy.357Gabe: Mason got the early lead. Charlie's 358bringing up the rear.359A: Look at my boy go. He's barely breaking a 360sweat.361Gabe: At the halfway mark it's Mason, 362followed by Charlie.363PJ: Come on, Charlie. You can do it.364Gabe: Coming down the home stretch. It's still 365Mason in the lead.366PJ: Come on, Charlie. It's now or never.367Gabe: And the winner is... Charlie!368PJ: Oh my gosh! Charlie, you just took your 369first steps.370Gabe: Not your best day, Mason(今天是你的不371幸日...).372What went wrong out there?(刚刚出了什么问373题)374A: We'll be back when we learn how to walk. 3759376Mom: Can you please take me back to the 377gym?378C: No way. Not till the game's over.379Mom: Okay, can you take me home then? 380I don't even care about the game, guys. North 381high, South high... what's the difference? 382C: Only one thing... North high rules!383Both: Yeah!384Both: Yeah, baby!385Mom: Okay, whatever.(好吧,无所谓了)386Look, if we're gonna drive around in circles for 387hours,388- Can I at least use the bathroom?389C: Can't you hold it?390Mom:I've had four kids. I pee when I sneeze. 391C: Gross.(恶心)392Pull over.(靠边停车)393Mom: Thank you. You're such a gentleman. 394South high rules!395Safety first.(安全第一)396 Ram on the lam!(大公羊要冲了)39710398Dad: Staring at my baldness399Ain't gonna stop your baldness.400PJ: I just can't believe that's gonna happen to 401me.402Dad:Would you stop focusing on the 403negatives? Think about the positives.404PJ: Like what?405Dad: You're gonna have a large baseball cap 406collection.407You're gonna save on shampoo(洗发水).408And with the money you save on shampoo 409You can buy more baseball caps.410Gabe: Here comes Teddy.411412Ivy:That's my best friend.413Wammy's my best friend.414All: Wammy! Wammy! Wammy!415416Teddy: Well, Charlie, looks like we both took 417baby steps today(看起来我们俩今天都尝试了新418的东西).419You walked for the first time420And I did something I didn't want to do and 421wound up liking it(...最后喜欢做的事).422And I hope you like it too,because...You are 423ready on you way.424Mom: Wammy jammy!(威米,好彩哟)425Good luck, Charlie.426427Mom:Come on, P.J. We're gonna be late for 428school.429Dad: All right,coming.Chillax(好的,来了,淡定) 430(PJ is dreaming...)431PJ:Oh,no,It`s happenning.432No,I am not ready.No....433Dad: Bad Dread?(做噩梦了)434PJ: Yeah.(是啊)435Dad: Oh,hey.Here`s the first one my dad gave 436me.437。