查莉成长日记中英台词对照S01E01GoodLuckCharlie

Lucky Charlie 01Teddy: hi, Charlie, there you are.Nine months old and look how cute you are.And look how cute l am.It‘s your big sister teddy here, and I‘m making this video diary to help you survive our special family.Oh,hey.looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.Oh,and there‘s mom.looking lovelier than ever this morning.Mom: not in the mood.Okay. I think you‘ve had enough bananas. So we‘re switching to sweet peas. You‘re gonna love them.look. mommy thinks they‘re so yummy.Teddy: very smart.always make mommy try it first,okay?Oh, and there‘s your older brother PJ.Doing today‘s homework at the last minute as usual.PJ;it‘s not today‘s homework.this is yesterday‘s homework.Teddy:there‘s a chance you two will be in high school together.Oh,and there‘s dad preparing for another day‘s work.he kills bugs for a living. Dad: honey, come on, we‘ve been through this. I don‘t kill bugs. I‘m a pest control specialist.Teddy: either waySo now you‘re met the whole family.Gabe:forgetting somebody?Teddy:gabe!no,no,no. I did n‘t forget about you. I was just saving the best for last. Charlie that was your younger older brother Gabe. You want to say something to Charlie.Gabe: you ruined my life.Teddy:okay,so it‘s taking Gabe a little bit longer. To get used to you,you were kind ofa surprise.Gabe: I thought surprises were supposed to be good.Teddy: and----cutMom: okay. gang, listen up. I‘m going back to work tonight at the hospital.For the first time since Charlie was born. So I want everyone to stay at home. And help dad with the baby.Teddy:wait ,no ,mom. I‘m not gonna be here tonight.I have a study date at the library.PJ: don‘t you mean ―studly‖date. With spencer?Teddy: oh,save it for your pillow.Mom:I‘m sorry,teddy,but you‘re just gonna have to reschedule.Dad:uh,dad‘s not available right now.Teddy:mom.,don‘t take this the wrong way,but why did you guys have to have another baby?Mom: well, because three kids was just too easy, three‘s for quitters.Dad:and teddy,you know better than to schedule. A study date with a boy I‘ve never met. Come on ,as dad,it‘s my responsibility to know every detail of my kids‘lives.Gabe:oh yeah? What school do l go to?Dad: um—the one named after that president. Hey.you know what? I‘ve got to drive you kids to school. Let‘s goGabe:wait,I haven‘t had breakfast yet.Dad:come on,let‘s go.Gabe:most important meal of the day.never got it .Dad:let‘s go l‘ve gotta you to Roosevelt?Gabe:LincolnDad:got it.Mom: Bob honey, I‘m leaving for work. Okay,honey,here‘s Charlie‘s schedule.It tells you when to feed her, when to change her and when to put her down. Dad: sweetheart, would you relax? Big daddy‘s got this all under control.Mom: okay just because that‘s on your barbecue apron. Doesn‘t make it true.Now if Charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down. They‘re all over the place, please be careful—they‘re all over the place.Dad: honey, you seem to forget I was fully involved in the raising of three kids. Gabe:oh,yeah? When‘s my birthday?Dad: July 12thGabe: November 23rdDad: got it.Mom: good luck ,Charlie.Gabe: heyday? I have a homework questionDad: okay, fire away.Gabe: can the average human lick his own armpit?Dad: so what was that, like a science question?Gabe: nope.Teddy: I‘ll get it, nobody else get it! Hi~!Dad: I‘m teddy‘s fatherSpencer: nice to meet you, sirTeddy:uh, spencer and l are studying for our biology test tomorrowDad: are you, now?Teddy: Yes, yes, we are, so can everyone please leave?Not you.Dad: teddy.Teddy: yeah?Dad: I thought your mom said no study date.Teddy: yeah, at the libraryDad: oh, right. Okay, so then you‘re talked to her about this?Teddy: of course I did. I mean , I‘m –I‘m pretty sure I did.It‘s just l talk to so many different people about so many different things. Spencer: why is there a giant bug in your house?Dad: that, my friend, is the Jerusalem cricket, better known to the layman as thePotato bug, I‘m an exterminator,Teddy: here we go.Dad: hey, have you seem my ad on local cable—― bob‘s bugs be gone‖Teddy: yeah, how do we make bob be gone?Dad: okay, you‘ve got homework to do, I ‗ve got a diaper to change, hers. Not mine.I ain‘t that old. I‘m gonna be upstairs.Teddy: Gabe , outGabe: okay, fine. But when‘s that hot guy getting hereTeddy: out! Kids,Spencer: yeah, oh man , I left my book at school.Teddy: oh, that‘s okay, we can just share mine. Is that okay? Spencer: perfect.Teddy: good. Cause I‘m all about the learningSpencer: let me just grab a pencil,Teddy: oh, yeah, I might have one. I think l left my pencil at school. Spencer: me too.(Ladies and gentleman PJ and the vibe)Spencer: wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird PJ kid. Teddy: hmm, yeah, he‘s not next door. He‘s downstairs. And he‘s my brother. Spencer: oh,oh ,I‘m –I‘m sorry.Teddy: yeah, me too.PJ: wait wait wait! Stop stop Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat.Emmett: dude, I‘m percussion. Let me percush.Teddy: for crying out loud, guys!Emmett: what‘s up?Teddy: can you please turn it down? We‘re trying to study.PJ: no can do, sis, there‘s only one level in rock and rollAnd that is loud!Emmett: whoa ,whoa , I think we can accommodate your little sister.PJ: excuse me, but the band is called PJ and the vibe.Emmett: so what, the vibe doesn‘t get a say?I –I‘m the vibe.Teddy: yeah, I got that.Emmett: oh, so you got my vibe , huh?I‘m gonna be over here.Teddy: turn it down now.PJ: you will not censor my art. I will not be silent.Teddy: if I have come down here again, this gets plugged into somewhere else.Okay?Emmett: yo, who‘s she up there studying with anyway?Is there a second fine lady in the house?PJ: some guy she‘s totally into.Emmett: I can‘t believe she‘s cheating on me.PJ: she‘s not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.Emmett: no, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.PJ: no, there is no relationship.Emmett: yes, there is.PJ: no. it‘s all in your head.Emmett: no, it‘s not, because even my mum knows about it.Teddy: now then. Where were we?You know , actually , I think you were a little bit closer.All right—cellular respiration.Spencer: do you mind?Teddy: not at all. While we‘re at it--Gabe: what are you doing?Teddy: oh, Gabe! What do you want?Gabe: dinner! Nobody‘s fed me all day! And I am still part of this family, right? Teddy: there‘s a half –eaten sandwich in the fridge. Knock yourself out.All right , now my brothers are all taken care of.Good, and there will be no more interruptions.Dad: teddy!Teddy: oh, god! What do you want?!Dad: I need you to watch the baby for a second.(No--------)Dad: nobody tells mom!Teddy: come here , Charlie Oh, yes, Charlie‘s fine .Dad: oh, but I‘m not. Uh ,teddy, tell PJ to fire up the bug truck , I think I gotta go to the hospital. Oh, and teddy , you‘re gonna have to watch the baby. Teddy: no! Okay.PJ: relax ,be the hospital in 10 minute.Dad: please, just please hurry. Oh. Wow , my butt is on fire.PJ: that is so weird. Last week ,Emmett and I wrote a song with that exact same title. Dad: that‘s great. Son , just please don‘t sing—PJ: my butt is on fire.Dad: stop it.PJ: it‘s the size of a tire.Dad: stop it.PJ: punch buggy.Dad: wow! What are you doing? Could you drive, please?PJ: hey , you want to play license plate game?Dad: no!PJ: Michigan.Spencer: maybe I should go.Teddy: no. um, she‘s almost done with bottle . and then she‘ll go right to sleep.Then we can studly-- I mean study. Now ,uh, where were we?Spencer: okay , what is cellular respiration?Teddy: that‘s when glucose and other compounds oxidize to produce chemical energy, water and carbon dioxide.(mu-hmm) also known as poop.Dad: oh, boyPJ: hang in there, dad.Dad: wow! Butt fire spreading. Where‘s the doctor?PJ: I‘ll go see.Dad: okay, wait wait wait, wait ,wait ,wait.We don‘t want mom to know we‘re here, right?So please be careful. Just try and blend in.PJ: dad, come on. It‘s hard for this to blend in.Dad: just figure something out.PJ: “ figure something out‖Mom!Little boy: you‘re the doctor.PJ: yes. I am. I am doctor-chandrasooleewan.Little boy: are you Indian?PJ: we prefer to be called Native American.Little boy: are you sure you‘re a real doctor? You look kinda young.PJ: you sound like my wife. Okay—uh—what seems to be the problem?Little boy: I have a fish hook in my lip!PJ: how‘d this happen?Little boy: my dad is not a very good fisherman.PJ: hey, mine‘s not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man.So---I‘m guessing you‘re a 97-pounder.Teddy: hush, little baby. Go beddy-bye. Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy. Spencer: how‘s it going?Teddy: well, we‘re getting there.Emmett: well, well, well, what have we here?Teddy: Emmett, why are you still here?Emmett: well, I was looking for the kitchen. But I seem to have stumble upon the ballroom.Teddy: hello?Mrs. Dabney: teddy, its Mrs. Dabney from next door.Teddy: no, I have not seen your cat.Mrs. Dabney : I‘m calling about your brother, he‘s eating me out of house and home. Gabe! Step away from the pie!Teddy: okay, I‘ll be right there. All right, spencer. I‘ll be back in like two minutes.Don‘t go anywhere. Emmett, go somewhere.Emmett: so what do you think you‘re doing with my girlfriend?Spencer: she‘s not your girlfriendEmmett: okay, maybe me and you need to step outside—so you can walk me to my bike.Patient: you here to give me my sponge bath?Mom: PJ ?PJ: hey, momMom: what are you doing here?PJ: I‘ll tell you what l‘m not doing here- giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.So mom, what‘s – what‘s the happs?Dad: hey , honey!Mom: bob!Dad: nice work, son.Mom: okay, what‘s going on here?PJ: dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.Mom: you weren‘t holding the baby, were you?Dad: um---yes. Then no, then yes again.Mom: bob, you promised me you weren‘t gonna drop this one!Dad: honey, look, it was just a little accident. Oh, and by the way ,for the record--- An amazing catch!Mom: l knew this was a huge mistake. I never should‘ve gone back to work.Dad: sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.Mom: no, no , it‘s not. It‘s too hard, I can‘t do this. I mean , what made me think I Could go back to work full time and take care of four kids. I‘m a terrible mother. Dad: no, no ,you‘re not. Look, if anything, I‘m a horrible father.Mom: I know!PJ: would you guys chill? You‘re great parents. Teddy, Gabe and me turned outPretty good.Dad: yeah. Come on. We‘re got to be doing something right. I mean , hey ,lookAt this---our son‘s a doctor.Mom: I‘m serious , with both of us working. Poor little Charlie doesn‘t stand a chance. PJ: come on , no one‘s going solo on this. All us kids are gonna help out.And if Charlie gets a little messed up along the way. We can all share the blame. ( Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room)PJ: it never ends!Teddy: sorry about that , Mrs. dabney ,but you probably shouldn‘t let him in Mrs.: I didn‘t let him in. he crawled through the cat door.Teddy: Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs. Dabney?Gabe: yeah. What are you fixing tomorrow night?Mrs.: the cat door. Gonna make sure it‘s locked.Teddy: okay, I think we‗re done here. Good night.All right, let‘s go. What are you doing?Gabe: oh, so now you‘re suddenly interested in me?Teddy: Gabe, you‘re my little brother. I‘ve never been interested in you.I‘m kidding. What‘s going on?Gabe: ever since the baby arrived, everyone‘s been ignoring me. I feel like I‘m invisible. I‘m just the loser middle kid-like you.Teddy: just because I‘m a middle kid doesn‘t make me a loser.Gabe: then what does make you a loser?Teddy: l am not a loser, okay? And I was a baby once. And then you came along.And I was not happy about it. But then you peed on PJ and I thought.―hey, give the kid a shot.‖ Look , someday you‘re gonna feel the same way About Charlie that I feel about you,Gabe: well, how do you feel about me?Teddy: let‘s put it this way---the hottest guy in school is at our house right now.And I‘m here with you. Look how cute she is.Gabe: I am warning up to her already!Teddy: okay. Charlie‘s asleep, Gabe‘s playing a video game. And we are finally alone. Dad: hey, everybody! I have a bruised coccyx. Oh, come on. That‘s a funny word.Coccyx!PJ: the doctor gave him pain medication.Dad：Was that me? Sorry. I‘m a little numb down there.Spencer: uh, actually , that‘s my ride.Teddy: of course it is.Dad: it‘s good to meet you. Son oh, good night, sweetheart.Spencer: good night, sir.Teddy: so that‘s how dad got my first kiss. And how you flew for the first time.But the good news is—nah, there is no good news. I take that back! It‘s aText from spencer! He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night. At hisHouse. Oh , I‘ve gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. Oh,and,One more thing—when you‘re my age and you meet a cute boy. Do notUnder any circumstances, ever ever bring him home. Cause if you do, well--- Good luck , Charlie.Patient: oh, that‘s wonderful. Thank you so much for doing this.PJ: hey, if I can‘t be there for my patients. What kind of pretend doctor am l?,uh, do you ever think about shaving—like, everywhere?Patient: I did , last week.。

1嗨Charlie 看看你Hi, Charlie, there you are.2才九个月大多可爱啊Nine months old and look how cute you are.3再看看我也多可爱And look how cute I am.4我是你的姐姐TeddyIt's your big sister Teddy here,5我在拍视频日记And I'm making this video diary6来帮你立足于我们这个To help you survive our...7特别的家Special family.8嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.9哦这是妈妈Oh, and there's mom,10今天早上看起来最可爱了Looking lovelier than ever this morning. 11没心情拍Not in the mood.12好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay. I think you've had enough bananas. 13我们改吃点甜豌豆吧So we're switching to sweet peas!14你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.15非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?16哦那是你的大哥PJOh, and there's your older brother PJ17通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doing today's homework at the last minute as usual.18这不是今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.19这是昨天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.20你可能有机会和你哥哥There's a chance you two will be21一起念高中哦in high school together.22哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work.23他靠杀虫来赚钱He kills bugs for a living.24宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey, come on. we've been through this. 25我不是杀虫I don't kill bugs.26我是害虫防治专家I'm a pest control specialist.27一样啊Either way...28现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦So now you've met the whole family.29忘记某人了吧Forgetting somebody?30Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you. 31你是压轴的I was just saving the best for last. 32Charlie 那是你的小哥哥Gabe Gharlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe.33你想对Charlie说点什么吗You want to say something to Charlie?34你毁了我的生活You ruined my life.35好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer 36来适应你因为你就是个惊喜To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.37惊喜应该是好事啊I thought surprises were supposed to be good.38 卡And... cut.39大家听着Okay, gang, listen up.40我今晚要回医院工作I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital41这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班For the first time since Charlie was born, 42所以我想让你们全都待在家So I want everyone to stay at home43- 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝- 等下不行妈- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom.44我今晚不能待家里I'm not gonna be here tonight.45我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了I have a study date at the library.46你的意思是借学习之机Don't you mean "studly" date...47和Spencer约会吧With Spencer?48哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh, save it for your pillow.49我很抱歉Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule.50但是爸But, dad--51- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now. 52妈妈别误会我的意思Mom, don't take this the wrong way,53但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢But why did you guys have to have another baby?54那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well, because three kids was just too easy. 55胆小鬼才只生三个Three's for quitters.56Teddy 你不至于去和And Teddy, you know better than to schedule57一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧a study date with a boy I've never met.58拜托作为爸爸，有责任Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility59知道我孩子的每个生活细节to know every detail of my kids' lives.60是吗Oh yeah?61我上的是哪个学校？What school do I go to?62嗯以某个总统命名的Um-- the one named after that president. 63嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school.64- 我们走吧- 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.65- 快点我们走- 一天中最重要的一餐- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day66- 我从没吃到过- 我们走吧- Never got it. - Let's go!67- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢- 是林肯小学- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln.68记住了Got it.69生活搞得一团糟Day's all burnt toast70就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad says 71我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe72我闭上双眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite73跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud74就在这里我们的家There it is up on the roof75我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived76所以听取我的建议So just take my advice77宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 78可是我知道你会有美好未来But I know your future is bright79宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby80不要怀疑There is no maybe81一切终会如你所愿Eveything turns out all right82生活有悲有喜Sure life is up and down83可是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me, it comes back all around84你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be 85宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby86查莉成长日记第一季第一集Good Luck Charlie S01E01 Study Date 87老公我去上班了Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!88这是Charlie的生活安排Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.89这上面写着什么时候喂她It tells you when to feed her,90什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉When to change her and when to put her down.91宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart, would you relax?92一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Big daddy's got this all under control.93好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron94你就当真了Doesn't make it true.95如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Now if charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down.96它们到处都是拜托你小心点They're all over the place. Please be careful--97 - 它们到处都是- 亲爱的- They're all over the place. - Honey...98你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿You seem to forget I was fully involved99养育了三个孩子in the raising of three kids.100哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?101 - 5月12号- 11月23号- July 12th. - November 23rd.102记住了Got it.103祝你好运CharlieGood luck, Charlie.104拜拜Mwah! Bye.105拜拜Bye.106嗨爸爸Hey, dad?107- 什么事- 我有个家庭作业的问题问你- Yeah? - I have a homework question. 108好说吧Okay, fire away.109一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Can the average human lick his own armpit?110- 可以- 谢了- Yeah. - Thanks.111那是什么作业科学问题吗So what was that, like a science question? 112不是Nope.113我来开门我来开门I'll get it. I'll get it.114我来开门其他人都不许碰I'll get it. Nobody else get it!115- 你好- 你好- Hi. - Hi.116好啊Hi!117我是Teddy的爸爸I'm Teddy's dad.118很高兴见到你先生Nice to meet you, sir.119嗯Spencer和我要学习了Uh, Spencer and I are studying120- 我们得准备明天的生物测验- 真的吗- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now?121是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave?122你不用Not you.123- Teddy - 什么事- Teddy. - Yeah?124我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的I thought your mom said no study date. 125是啊不能在图书馆Yeah, at the library.126哦对Oh, right.127那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay, so then you've talked to her about this?128我当然说了Of course I did.129我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.130只不过我每天和不同的人It's just I talk to so many different people 131说不同的事about so many different things.132你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Why is there a giant bug in your house? 133朋友那个That, my friend,134叫做沙螽is the jerusalem cricket, 135外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Better known to the layman as the potato bug.136- 我是个害虫专家- 又来了- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.137嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable-- 138 “Bob赶走了所有害虫”"Bob's bugs be gone"?139是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah, how do we make Bob be gone? 140好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay. you've got homework to do.141我要去换尿布了I've got a diaper to change.142她的不是我的Hers-- not mine.143我还没老到那地步呢I ain't that old!144我还是上楼去吧I'm gonna be upstairs.145- Gabe 出去- 好吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.146不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊But when's that hot guy getting here? 147出去Out!148- 小孩子- 嗯- Kids. - Yeah.149哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh man, I left my book at school.150没关系我们看一本就行Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine. 151- 可以吗- 完美- Is that okay? - Perfect.152好Good,153因为这都只是为了学习Cause I'm all about the learnin'.154- 我去拿铅笔- 哦我有- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one.155我想我把铅笔忘在学校了I think I left my pencils at school. 156我也是Me too.157女士们先生们Ladies and gentlemen!158有请PJ和感应乐队PJ and the Vibe!159哇看来你就住在那个怪小子PJ的隔壁啊Wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird PJ kid.160嗯他不在隔壁Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.161他在楼下He's downstairs...162而且他是我哥And he's my brother.163哦哦抱歉Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.164我也是Yeah, me too.165等下等下等下停停Wait wait wait! stop stop!166 Emmett 开头你应该用强拍的Emmett, you were supposed to open withthe downbeat.167哥们我是打击乐器Dude, I'm percussion,168让我“打击”Let me "percush"!169拜托了两位For crying out loud, guys!170你好嘛What's up?171你们能小声点吗我们正在学习Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.172不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.173那就是响亮And that is loud!174我想我们可以体谅一下你妹妹Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister.175拜托Excuse me,176这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队But the band is called PJ and the vibe. 177“感应”就没发言权吗So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?178我我就是感应I-- I'm the vibe.179是啊了解了Yeah, I got that.180所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?181我还是回去吧I'm gonna be over here.182- 关小声点- 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art.183我不会安静的I will not be silent!184如果再逼我下来的话If I have come down here again,185这个会插在某个地方this gets plugged into somewhere else 186对了她和谁一起学习呢Yo, who's she up there studying withanyway?187是不是又一位美女Is there a second fine lady in the house? 188是她迷恋的男生Some guy she's totally into.189我不敢相信她居然对我不忠I can't believe she's cheating on me.190她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.191不对我们只是关系进展比较慢而已No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.192 - 不你们没关系- 有- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.193 - 没有是你的幻想- 不是- No, it's all in your head! - no,194才不是因为连我妈都知道我们的关系it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it195好了我们学到哪儿了Now then, where were we? 196其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer.197好了细胞呼吸作用All right-- cellular respiration.198- 你介意吗- 一点也不- Do you mind? - not at all.199趁这个时候While we're at it--200- 你们干嘛呢- 噢Gabe- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!201- 你想怎么样啊- 吃晚饭- What do you want? - Dinner!202一整天都没人给我做饭Nobody's fed me all day!203我也算这个家的一员对吧And I am still part of this family, right? 204冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge 205自己去吃吧Knock yourself out.206好了所有兄弟都搞定了All right. Now my brothers are all takencare of.207- 太好了- 不会再有人打搅我们了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions.208- Teddy - 哦天呐- Teddy! - Oh, god!209- 你想干嘛- 我需要你- What do you want?! - I need you210照看下宝宝to watch the baby for a sec.211不No!212不No!213不准告诉你妈Nobody tells mom!214到这儿来CharlieCome here, Charlie.215好了Oh, yes.216- Charlie 没事- 哦但是我有事- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.217嗯Teddy Uh, Teddy,218叫PJ去发动油门Tell PJ to fire up the bug truck,219我想我得去趟医院I think I gotta go to the hospital.220还有Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby.221不好吧No! Okay.222放松点十分钟后就到医院Relax, be the hospital in 10 mintues223知道了拜托尽快Okay, just please please hurry.224噢哇我的屁股在燃烧Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!225真是见鬼了That is so weird!226上周Emmett和我写一首歌Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song 227就是这句话With that exact same title.228那太好了儿子但是请你别唱了That's great, son. just please don't sing-- 229- 我的屁股在燃烧- 别唱了- My butt is on fire! ? - Stop it.230烫的面积和轮胎一样大It's the size of a tire!231别唱了Stop it!232- 拳打甲壳虫- 噢你在干嘛- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?!233拜托你好好开车啦Could you drive, please?!234- 你想玩认车牌游戏吗- 不想- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No!235密歇根州（车牌）Michigan.236- 也许我该走了- 不- Maybe I should go. - no!237嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Um, she's almost done with bottle238然后她就会睡觉了And then she'll go right to sleep. 239我们就能约会---学习了Then we can studly-- I mean study.240我们学到哪儿了Now, uh, where were we?241- 哦- 什么是细胞呼吸作用- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration?242就是葡萄糖及其他化合物That's when glucose and other compounds243发生氧化反应释放化学能oxidize to produce chemical energy,244- 还有水和二氧化碳- 嗯- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm. 245也被称为屁Also known as poop.246哦老天Oh, boy.247忍着点老爸Hang in there, dad.248哇屁股火区扩散了Wow! Butt fire spreading.249- 医生在哪里- 我去找找- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.250等等等等等等Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 251等等我们不要让妈知道我们在这是不Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right?252所以小心点So please be careful.253不要引人注意Just try and blend in.254老爸拜托Dad, come on.255这么帅怎么可能不引人注目It's hard for this to blend in.256那就想个办法Just figure something out.257想个办法"figure something out."258想个办法"figure something out."259妈妈Mom!260你是医生吗You're the doctor? 261是的Yes.262我是I am.263我是医生I am doctor...264是Chandrasooleewan医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.265- 你是印第安人吗- 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American.266你真的是个医生吗Are you sure you're a real doctor?267你看起来太年轻了You look kinda young.268你说话口气跟我老婆一样You sound like my wife.269好了嗯Okay, uh--270你哪儿出问题了What seems to be the problem?271有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了I have a fish hook in my lip!272- 怎么搞成这样的- 我爸不擅长钓鱼- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman.273嘿我爸不擅长下楼梯Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man.274那么So--275我猜你得有九十七磅吧I'm guessing you're a 97-pounder.276嘘乖宝宝Hush, little baby277快睡觉Go beddy-bye278 T eddy想吻那个很帅的男孩Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy.279怎么样了How's it going?280不错孩子快睡着了Well, we're getting there.281啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Well well well. What have we here? 282 Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Emmett, why are you still here?283我在找厨房Well, I was looking for the kitchen,284但是我好像不小心进了舞厅But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom.285- 你好- Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney 夫人- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door.286我没看见你的猫No, I have not seen your cat.287我打给你是因为你弟弟I'm calling about your brother;288他要把我家都吃空了He's eating me out of house and home 289 Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Gabe! Step away from the pie!290知道了我马上来Okay, I'll be right there.291等下Spencer 我两分钟后回来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like twominutes.292千万别走Emmett 出去走走Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.293你对我的女朋友有何居心So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend?294她才不是你女朋友She's not your girlfriend295好吧也许我们两个该到门外Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...296这样你就能送我上自行车了So you can walk me to my bike.297你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗You here to give me my sponge bath? 298- PJ - 嗨妈妈- PJ? - Hey, mom.299你在这做什么What are you doing here?300我告诉你我不会做什么吧I'll tell you what I'm not doing here--301我不会给多毛的人做擦浴的Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys. 302所以妈妈有什么事吗So, mom, what's-- what's the happs?303什么What's--304嗨亲爱的Hey, honey!305- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子- Bob! - Nice work, son.306好了到底出什么事了Okay, what's going on here?307爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt. 308- 你那时没抱着孩子吧- 呃抱着呢- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes--309然后没有再然后又抱着了Then no, then yes again.310 Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one!311亲爱的听着这只是个小意外Honey, look, it was just a little accident.312顺便说句我那一接太精彩了Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!313我就知道我犯了个大错误I knew this was a huge mistake.314我不应该回来工作的I never should've gone back to work.315宝贝没事的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.316不不才不会没事No. no, it's not.317这也太难了我做不来It's too hard. I can't do this.318我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time319一边照顾好四个孩子and take care of four kids?320我是个糟糕的母亲I'm a terrible mother.321不不你不是的No no, you're not. 322听着如果真要说，我才是个糟糕的父亲Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father. 323我知道I know!324你们两个冷静点好吗Would you guys chill?325你们是很棒的父母You're great parents.326我Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.327是的别难过了Yeah, come on.328我们还是做对了不少事情We've got to be doing something right. 329我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I mean, hey, look at this-- our son's a doctor.330我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作I'm serious. With both of us working,331可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance. 332放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾孩子的Come on, no one's going solo on this. 333我们几个小孩都会帮你的All us kids are gonna help out.334不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,335我们会一起承担责任的We can all share the blame.336 Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room.337真是忙个没完啊It never ends!338我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你Sorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but you 339也许不该让他进门的probably shouldn't let him in.340我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door.341 Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney?342有Yeah.343你明天晚上打算做什么？What are you fixing tomorrow night?344修理猫洞The cat door.345我会保证锁好它的Gonna make sure it's locked.346好了我想我们要走了Okay. I think we're done here.347- 晚安- 是的- Good night. - It is now.348好了我们回家吧All right, let's go.349- 你在干嘛- 哦现在你突然- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly350- 对我感兴趣了- Gabe 你是我弟弟- interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother.351我从来都没对你感过兴趣I've never been interested in you.352我开玩笑呢I'm kidding.353到底怎么了What's going on?354自从这个宝宝来到世上Ever since the baby arrived,355每个人都总是忽略我Everyone's been ignoring me.356我觉得我是隐形的I feel like I'm invisible.357我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子I'm just the loser middle kid...358就像你一样Like you.359当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser.360那是什么让你变得窝囊了Then what does make you a loser?361我不窝囊拜托I am not a loser. Okay?362我本来也是最小的And I was a baby once.363然后你来到了这世上And then you came along.364开始我也不开心And I was not happy about it.365但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想But then you peed on PJ and I thought, 373嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧"Hey, give the kid a shot."366听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way367看待Charlie的a bout Charlie that I feel about you.368那么你怎么看待我的Well, how do you feel about me?369这么说吧Let's put it this way--370全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里The hottest guy in school is at our house right now,371而我现在却和你在一起And I'm here with you.372看她多可爱啊Look how cute she is.373我已经开始对她有好感了I am warming up to her already!374好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game375我们终于可以独处了And we are finally alone.376嗨大家好Hey, everybody!377我尾骨撞伤了I have a bruised coccyx.378哦拜托Oh, come on!379这个词搞笑That's a funny word.380尾骨Coccyx!381医生给他开了止痛药The doctor gave him pain medication. 382是我放屁了吗不好意思Was that me? Sorry.383我那个地方还有点麻木I'm a little numb down there.384其实是接我的人来了Uh, actually, that's my ride.385当然是了Of course it is.386很高兴见到你小伙子It's good to meet you, son.387哦晚安宝贝Oh, good night, sweetheart.388晚安先生Good night, sir.389- 晚安- 晚安- Good night. - Good night.390尾骨Coccyx!391这就是爸如何抢走我的初吻的So that's how dad got my first kiss 392还有你的第一次飞翔And how you flew for the first time. 401但是好消息是But the good news is--393没有好消息Nah, there is no good news.394我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了I take that back! It's a text from spencer! 395他约我明天一起出去He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night396去他家At his house!397哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket.398哦对了还有一件事Oh, and, uh, one more thing--399当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,400不管什么情况千万不要Do not, under any circumstances,401带他来家中ever ever bring him home.402因为如果你这么做的话那么Cause if you do, well--403祝你好运CharlieGood luck, Charlie.404哦太舒服了Oh, that's wonderful.405真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Thank you so much for doing this.406嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务Hey, if I can't be there for my patients, 407那我还装什么医生What kind of pretend doctor am I?408那么你有没想过剃毛So, uh, do you ever think about shaving-- 409全身Like, everywhere?410我剃过啊上周I did-- last week.。

好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第一集S01E01StudyDateHi,Charlie,thereyouare.嗨Charlie快看看你Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊AndlookhowcuteIam.再看看我多么可爱啊It'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,我是你的姐姐TeddyAndI'mmakingthisvideodiary我在拍视频日记Tohelpyousurviveour...来帮你立足于我们这个Specialfamily.特别的家Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,andthere'smom,哦这是妈妈Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Notinthemood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy. 你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.这才不是今天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.这是昨天的家庭作业There'sachanceyoutwowillbe你可能有机会和你哥哥inhighschooltogether.一起念高中哦Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork. 哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作Hekillsbugsforaliving.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Idon'tkillbugs.我不是杀虫I'mapestcontrolspecialist.我是害虫防治专家Eitherway...还不都是得Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgettingsomebody忘记某人了吧Gabe!nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.Charlie那是你的小哥哥Gabe YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie你想对Charlie说点什么吗Youruinedmylife.你毁了我的生活Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger 好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise. 来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood. 我还以为惊喜是好事呢And...cut.好了就到这里了Okay,gang,listenup.好了大家听着I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital 我今晚要回到医院工作ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班SoIwanteveryonetostayathome所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈妈I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.我今晚不能待在家里Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don'tyoumean"studly"date...你的意思是借学习之机WithSpencer和Spencer约会吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule. 我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划But,dad--但是爸爸-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,妈妈别误会我的意思Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three'sforquitters.胆小鬼才只生三个AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoscheduleTeddy你已经懂事了不至于去和astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility拜托作为你的爸爸toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Ohyeah是吗WhatschooldoIgoto那我的学校校名是什么Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey,youknowwhatI'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool. 嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt-Lincoln. -我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Gotit.记住了Day'sallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Sojusttakemyadvice所以听取我的建议Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈ButIknowyourfutureisbright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Thereisnomaybe不要怀疑Everythingturnsoutallright一切终会如你所愿Surelifeisupanddown生活有悲有喜Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!Bob亲爱的我去上班了Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,这上面写着什么时候喂她Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart,wouldyourelax宝贝放轻松Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn'tmakeittrue.你就真当自己全能了Nowifcharliegetsfussy,如果Charlie哭闹了herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful-- 它们到处都是拜托你小心点-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...-它们到处都是-亲爱的YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地intheraisingofthreekids.养育了三个孩子Oh,yeahWhen'smybirthday哦是吗我生日是什么时候-Julytwelfth.-Novembertwentythird. -5月12号-11月23号Gotit.记住了Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah!Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey,dad嗨爸爸-Yeah-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay,fireaway.好吧说吧Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗-Yeah.-Thanks.-可以-谢了Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'llgetit.I'llgetit.我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!我来开门其他人都不许碰-Hi.-Hi.-你好-你好Hi!好啊I'mTeddy'sdad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nicetomeetyou,sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh,SpencerandIarestudying嗯Spencer和我要学习了-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Notyou.除了你-Teddy.-Yeah-Teddy-什么事Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah,atthelibrary.是啊不能在图书馆Oh,right.哦是的Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis 那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗OfcourseIdid.我当然说了Imean,I'm--I'mprettysureIdid.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople 只不过我每天和那么多人aboutsomanydifferentthings.说那么多不同的事Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That,myfriend,朋友那个isthejerusalemcricket,叫做沙螽Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.-我是个害虫专家-又来了Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob'sbugsbegone"“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah,howdowemakeBobbegone是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay.you'vegothomeworktodo.好吧你们要做家庭作业I'vegotadiapertochange.我也要去换尿布了Hers--notmine.给她换不是我Iain'tthatold!我还没老到那地步呢I'mgonnabeupstairs.我还是上楼去吧-Gabe--out.-Okay,fine.-Gabe出去-好吧知道了Butwhen'sthathotguygettinghere不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去-Kids.-Yeah.-真是小孩子-嗯Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh,that'sokay,wecanjustsharemine. 没关系我们看一本就行-Isthatokay-Perfect.-可以吗-正合我意Good,很好CauseI'mallaboutthelearnin'.因为这一切都是为了学习-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone. -我去拿根铅笔-哦我有一根IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Metoo.我也是Ladiesandgentlemen!女士们先生们PJandtheVibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoor哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊tothatweirdPJkid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm.Yeah,he'snotnextdoor.嗯不过他不在隔壁He'sdownstairs...他在楼下Andhe'smybrother.而且他是我哥哥Oh!oh,I'm--I'msorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah,metoo.我也是Waitwaitwait!stopstop!等下等下等下停停Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat. Emmett开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude,I'mpercussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Letme"percush"!你得让我“打击”Forcryingoutloud,guys!拜托了两位What'sup什么事CanyoupleaseturnitdownWe'retryingtostudy.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢Nocando,sis.There'sonlyonelevelinrock'n'roll.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界Andthatisloud!那就是纵情高歌Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuseme,拜托ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队Sowhat,theVibedoesn'tgetasay那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权了吗I--I'mthevibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah,Igotthat.是啊看出来了Oh,soyougotmyvibe,huh所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈I'mgonnabeoverhere.我还是回去吧-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart. -关小声点现在-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求Iwillnotbesilent!我不会安静的hey!嘿IfIhavecomedownhereagain,如果再逼我下来的话thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse我就把这个插你身上Okay明白了没Yo,who'ssheuptherestudyingwithanyway对了她和谁一起学习呢Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse是不是又一位美女Someguyshe'stotallyinto.和她迷恋的某个男生一起Ican'tbelieveshe'scheatingonme.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠She'snotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist. 她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly. 不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.-不你们根本没关系-不我们有关系-No,it'sallinyourhead!-no,-没有是你自己在臆想而已-不it'snot,'causeevenmymumknowaboutit不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Nowthen,wherewerewe好了我们学到哪儿了Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser. 知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的Allright--cellularrespiration.好了细胞呼吸作用-Doyoumind-notatall.-你介意吗-一点也不Whilewe'reatit--趁这个时候-Whatareyoudoing-Oh!gabe!-你们干吗呢-噢Gabe-Whatdoyouwant-Dinner!-你想怎么样啊-吃晚饭Nobody'sfedmeallday!一整天都没人给我做饭AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There'sahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knockyourselfout.自己去吃吧Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof. 现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions. -太好了-那就再也不会有人打搅我们了-Teddy!-Oh,god!-Teddy-哦天呐-Whatdoyouwant!-Ineedyou-你想干嘛-我需要你towatchthebabyforasec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobodytellsmom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Comehere,Charlie.到这儿来CharlieOh,yes.好了-Charlie'sfine.-Ooh!ButI'mnot.-Charlie没事-哦但是我有事Uh,Teddy,嗯TeddyTellPJtofireupthebugtruck,叫PJ去发动油门IthinkIgottagotothehospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh,andTeddy,you'regonnahavetowatchthebaby. 还有Teddy接下来你得照顾下宝宝No!Okay.不好吧Relax,bethehospitalintenminutes放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh,wow!Mybuttisonfire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了Thatissoweird!真是灵异Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong上周Emmett和我写一首歌Withthatexactsametitle.正好就叫这个名字That'sgreat,son.justpleasedon'tsing-- 那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱-Mybuttisonfire!-Stopit.-我的屁股像被火烧-别唱了It'sthesizeofatire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stopit!别唱了-Punchbuggy!-Ow!Whatareyoudoing!-拳打甲壳虫-噢你在干嘛Couldyoudrive,please!拜托你好好开车行不-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame-No! -你想玩认车牌游戏吗-不想Michigan.密歇根州-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!-也许我该走了-不Um,she'salmostdonewithbottle嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Andthenshe'llgorighttosleep.然后她就会睡觉了Thenwecanstudly--Imeanstudy.我们就能约会了我意思是学习Now,uh,wherewerewe看看我们学到哪儿了Okay.好了-Yeah.-Whatiscellularrespiration -哦-什么是细胞呼吸作用That'swhenglucoseandothercompounds 就是葡萄糖及其他化合物oxidizetoproducechemicalenergy,发生氧化反应释放化学能-waterandcarbondioxide.-Mm-hmm.-还有水和二氧化碳-嗯哼Alsoknownaspoop.也被称为屁Oh,boy.哦老天Hanginthere,dad.忍着点老爸Wow!Buttfirespreading.哇哦屁股火区扩散了-Where'sthedoctor-I'llgosee.-医生在哪里-我去找找Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.等等等等等等Wait.wait.Wedon'twantmomtoknowwe'rehere,right 等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不Sopleasebecareful.所以小心点Justtryandblendin.尽量别引人注意Dad,comeon.老爸拜托It'shardforthistoblendin.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Justfiguresomethingout.那就想个办法"figuresomethingout."想个办法"figuresomethingout."想个办法Mom!妈妈You'rethedoctor你是医生吗Yes.是的Iam.我是Iamdoctor...我是医生Shh--Chandrasooleewan.是Chandrasooleewan医生-AreyouIndian-WeprefertobecalledNativeAmerican. -你是印第安人吗-我们更愿意被称为美国原住民Areyousureyou'rearealdoctor你真的是个医生吗Youlookkindayoung.你看起来太年轻了Yousoundlikemywife.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Okay,uh--好了嗯Whatseemstobetheproblem你哪儿出问题了Ihaveafishhookinmylip!有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了-How'dthishappen-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman.-怎么搞成这样的-我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey,mine'snotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman. 嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'mguessingyou'reaninetysevenpounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush,littlebaby嘘乖宝宝Gobeddy-bye快睡觉Teddywantstokissareallycuteguy.Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How'sitgoing怎么样了Well,we'regettingthere.不错孩子快睡着了Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett,whyareyoustillhereEmmett你怎么还在这儿Well,Iwaslookingforthekitchen,我在找厨房ButIseemtohavestumbledupontheballroom.但是我好像不小心进了舞厅-hello-Teddy,it'sMrsDabneyfromnextdoor.-你好-Teddy我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人No,Ihavenotseenyourcat.没有我没看见你的猫I'mcallingaboutyourbrother;我叫你是因为你弟弟He'seatingmeoutofhouseandhome他要把我家都吃空了Gabe!Stepawayfromthepie!Gabe离我的馅饼远点Okay,I'llberightthere.知道了我马上来Allright.spencer,I'llbebackinliketwominutes. 等下Spencer我两分钟后回来Don'tgoanywhere.emmett,gosomewhere.千万别走Emmett出去走走Sowhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwithmygirlfriend 你对我的女朋友有何居心She'snotyourgirlfriend她才不是你女朋友Okay,maybemeandyouneedtostepoutside...好吧也许我们两个该到门外Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.这样你就能送我上自行车了Youheretogivememyspongebath你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗-PJ-Hey,mom.-PJ-嗨妈妈Whatareyoudoinghere你在这儿干什么I'lltellyouwhatI'mnotdoinghere--我告诉你我不会干什么吧Givingspongebathstobighairyguys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So,mom,what's--what'sthehapps所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey,honey!嗨亲爱的-Bob!-Nicework,son.-Bob-干的漂亮儿子Okay,what'sgoingonhere好了到底出什么事了Dadfelldownthestairsandbrokehisbutt.爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了-Youweren'tholdingthebaby,wereyou-Um,yes-- -你那时没抱着孩子吧-呃我本来抱着呢Thenno,thenyesagain.然后脱手了再然后又抱着了Bob,youpromisedmeyouweren'tgonnadropthisone! Bob你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Honey,look,itwasjustalittleaccident.亲爱的听着这只是个小小的意外而已Oh,andbytheway,fortherecord--anamazingcatch! 顺便说句我那一接太精彩了足以载入史册了Iknewthiswasahugemistake.我就知道我犯了个天大的错误Inevershould'vegonebacktowork.我真不应该回来工作的Sweetheart,thisisallgonnabeokay.宝贝没事的No.no,it'snot.不不才不会没事It'stoohard.Ican'tdothis.这也太难了我做不来Imean,whatmademethinkIcouldgobacktoworkfulltime 我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作andtakecareoffourkids一边照顾好四个孩子I'materriblemother.我真是个糟糕的母亲Nono,you'renot.不不你不是的Look,ifanything,I'mahorriblefather.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲Iknow!我知道Wouldyouguyschill你们两个冷静点好吗You'regreatparents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy,gabeandmeturnedoutprettygood.我TeddyGabe现在都很不错啊Yeah,comeon.是的别难过了We'vegottobedoingsomethingright.我们还是做对了不少事情Imean,hey,lookatthis--ourson'sadoctor.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I'mserious.Withbothofusworking,我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作PoorlittleCharliedoesn'tstandachance.可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Comeon,noone'sgoingsoloonthis.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾的孩子的Alluskidsaregonnahelpout.我们几个小孩都会帮你的Andifcharliegetsalittlemessedupalongtheway, 不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错Wecanallsharetheblame.我们会一起承担责任的DrChandrasooleewantotheoperatingroom.Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室Itneverends!真是忙个没完啊Gabe!GabeSorryaboutthat,MrsDabney,but我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你youprobablyshouldn'tlethimin.也许不该让他进门的Ididn'tlethimin.Hecrawledthroughthecatdoor.我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Gabe,istheresomethingyouwanttosaytoMrsDabneyGabe你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊Whatareyoufixingtomorrownight你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Thecatdoor.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonnamakesureit'slocked.我会保证锁好它的Okay.Ithinkwe'redonehere.好了我想我们要走了-Goodnight.-Itisnow.-晚安-现在确实安生了Allright,let'sgo.好了我们回家吧-Whatareyoudoing-Oh,sonowyou'resuddenly-你在干嘛-哦现在你突然-interestedinme-gabe,you'remylittlebrother. -对我感兴趣了-Gabe你是我弟弟I'veneverbeeninterestedinyou.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'mkidding.我开玩笑呢What'sgoingon到底怎么了Eversincethebabyarrived,自从这个宝宝来到世上Everyone'sbeenignoringme.每个人都总是忽略我IfeellikeI'minvisible.我觉得我成了隐形人I'mjustthelosermiddlekid...我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子Likeyou.就像你一样JustbecauseI'mamiddlekiddoesn'tmakemealoser. 当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Thenwhatdoesmakeyoualoser那是什么让你变得窝囊了Iamnotaloser.Okay我不窝囊拜托AndIwasababyonce.我本来也是最小的Andthenyoucamealong.然后你来到了这世上AndIwasnothappyaboutit.开始我也不开心ButthenyoupeedonPJandIthought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey,givethekidashot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look,somedayyou'regonnafeelthesameway听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样aboutCharliethatIfeelaboutyou.看待Charlie的Well,howdoyoufeelaboutme那么你怎么看待我的Let'sputitthisway--我这么说吧Thehottestguyinschoolisatourhouserightnow, 全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里AndI'mherewithyou.而我现在却和你在一起Lookhowcutesheis.看她多可爱啊Iamwarminguptoheralready!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay,Charlie'sasleep,Gabe'splayingavideogame 好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏Andwearefinallyalone.我们终于可以独处了Hey,everybody!嗨大家好Ihaveabruisedcoccyx.我尾骨撞伤了Oh,comeon!哦拜托That'safunnyword.这个词太好玩了Coccyx!尾骨Thedoctorgavehimpainmedication. 医生给他开了止痛药WasthatmeSorry.是我放屁了吗不好意思I'malittlenumbdownthere.我那个地方还有点麻木Uh,actually,that'smyride.其实是接我的人来了Ofcourseitis.当然是了It'sgoodtomeetyou,son.很高兴见到你小伙子Oh,goodnight,sweetheart.哦晚安宝贝Goodnight,sir.晚安先生-Goodnight.-Goodnight.-晚安-晚安Coccyx!尾骨Sothat'showdadgotmyfirstkiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的Andhowyouflewforthefirsttime.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉Butthegoodnewsis--但是好消息是Nah,thereisnogoodnews.算了根本没有好消息Itakethatback!It'satextfromspencer!我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了Hewantstohangoutwithmetomorrownight他约我明天一起出去Athishouse!去他家Oh!I'vegottagowashyourpukeoutofmyjacket. 哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh,and,uh,onemorething--哦对了还有一件事Whenyou'remyageandyoumeetacuteboy,当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥的话Donot,underanycircumstances,在任何情况下都不要千万不要evereverbringhimhome.把他带回家来Causeifyoudo,well--因为如果你这么做的话那么Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieOh,that'swonderful.哦太舒服了Thankyousomuchfordoingthis.真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Hey,ifIcan'tbethereformypatients, 嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务WhatkindofpretenddoctoramI那我还算什么假医生So,uh,doyoueverthinkaboutshaving-- 那么你有没想过给你的全身Like,everywhere那个剃个毛Idid--lastweek.我剃过啊上周刚剃的。

好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第二集S01E02 Baby Come BackHi, Charlie. It's Teddy here.嗨Charlie 我是TeddySo right now you're nine months old现在你只有九个月大and everything is going great.不过一切都很顺利Well, almost everything.呃差不多一切都顺利吧Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,现在我要带你去看的东西可能会有点囧So brace yourself.所以做好心理准备哦Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.嗯这些三明治一定会好好吃的Yes, they will, yes, they will.没错会的没错会的Mom and dad have been talking like that妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了ever since you arrived妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.如果他们继续这样子的话我会发疯疯的- PJ! - what?- PJ - 怎么了What are you listening to?你在听什么呢I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听- you like that? - More than baby talk.- 你喜欢听那玩意儿吗- 总比听儿语好Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗Yes, I would, yes, I would.是的我想是的我想Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here.等等两位Charlie又不在这儿No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.是啊爱尿床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢So why are you guys still talking like that?那为什么你们两个说话还这个调调I don't "weawy" know.我一点点都不知道I guess we're just kinda fried.我想是因为我们两个有些晕头转向了Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.我们白天工作了一整天晚上还要照顾宝宝Work shift, baby shift工作和照顾宝宝来回换班I've barely got time to make doo-doo我都没有时间去解手手了Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out? 你们两个上次晚上一起出门玩是什么时候You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?你知道的比如去约会之类的只有你们两个Teddy made a funny.Teddy真会说笑笑啊A funny wunny.好好笑的玩笑Seriously! you know what? it's saturday night.我是认真的我看这样吧现在是周六的晚上You two, you go out, have fun,你们两个一起出门好好玩玩And do something besides work,做点除了工作take care of the baby and make doo-doo.和照顾宝宝之外的事情顺便解下手手Well, it's nice to dream,我倒是求之不得啊but who's gonna take of Charlie但是谁来照顾Charlie呢Hello! you've got three great babysitters right here.拜托三个一流的保姆正坐在这呢I'm glad I didn't hear that.我很高兴我没听到那句话I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought,我不知道Teddy 这个主意挺不错的But we're really not ready但是我们真的还没有准备好丢下Charlie自己出门to go out without Charlie just yet但是我们真的还没有准备好丢下Charlie自己出门- You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure!- 大家想不想看个魔术表演- 好啊- Okay. - Prepare to be amazed.- 好吧- 见证奇迹的时候到了I could use a night out.我还是出门歇上一晚吧Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以请听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want. 好了祝你们两个玩得开心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already. 但是别玩过头了家里的孩子已经够多了I'm serious.我是说真的Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.好了大家都要乖过得开心我爱你们- Yeah yeah. - All right.- 是啊是啊- 好吧Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this.Teddy 谢谢你能这么做It's gonna be nice for your mom and I让你妈妈和我一起享受段特别时光to have some special time together这样真的不错- Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!- Bob 赶快过来- 就来了All right, so we divide it up evenly,好了我们平均分配下任务吧We each get to spend an hour with Charlie.我们一人照顾Charlie一个小时Who wants to go first?谁想第一个来I think you should go first.我认为你应该第一个来And second and third, since this was your idea.第二个第三个也该你来因为这就是你的主意Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself.嘿我一个人哪能把所有的事情都干完you guys have to help out.你们两个必须得帮忙Fine. I'll go fourth.好吧我第四个来There is no fourth.根本没有第四个I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.我是说我要动身去公园打会儿篮球（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）You want to go to the park so badly,既然你这么想去公园Then why don't you just take Charlie?为什么不顺便把Charlie也带上What's a baby supposed to do at the park?一个小宝宝在公园能干些什么Babies love parks. you can show her the duck pond,宝宝们都喜欢公园啊你可以带她去看看鸭池The blue sky, clouds.看看蓝天白云We're just gonna look at stuff? that's what TV is for.我们出去只是闲看吗那还要电视干吗Yeah heh hah, all right!耶哈哈真爽This is great. Whee!这太好玩了喔Yes, whoo!真棒噢What are you looking at? I was here first.你看什么看我可是先到的Hey, you can ride that duck.嘿你可以去骑那只鸭子I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck.我不能去骑那只鸭子我要是去骑鸭子看起来就太傻了Fine.好吧Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet?嘿Charlie 我们是不是玩得很开心啊All right.好的Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere? 哥们你有没有看到有小孩在附近开生日派对啊I'm the entertainment.我得过去表演呢I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park.我在公园的那边看到了一个充气小屋A bouncy house, eh? Great.充气小屋是吗这下好了Another trip to the E R.这次我又得被送进急诊室了Who are you supposed to be anyway?你这身装束是想装扮成谁啊Plastic man, rubber man?塑料侠还是橡胶侠No, those are all registered trademarks.不那些都已经成为注册商标了I'm Captain Stretchy.我扮的是弹力王船长There used to be a "C S" here, but it came off in the wash. 这里本来印着个"CS"的不过洗衣服的时候被洗掉了So what's your super power?那你的超能力是什么Super elasticity.超级柔韧性Hey, look, there's a quarter.嘿快看地上有个硬币Ah, forget it.唉算了吧Not like it's a dollar, right?反正又不是一块的对吧- Hi. - Hi.- 嗨- 嗨Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers.噢你选得婴儿车不错我喜欢你的品位Thanks, you too.谢谢你也是- That baby's so cute. - You too.- 那个宝宝好可爱啊- 你也是Oh, I mean yours too.噢我是说你的宝宝也是- I'm Emma. - I'm PJ- 我叫Emma - 我叫PJ- Who's this little guy? - My brother.- 这个小宝宝是谁- 我弟弟We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.我们就是出来散散步每天都这样Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.我们也是正如我经常说的宝宝们喜欢公园- Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure.- 想一起坐会吗- 好啊So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier.我看到你刚才在跟弹力王船长说话Oh, yeah, he was lost.噢是啊他迷路了- Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst. - 他可不怎么像超级英雄是吧- 噢他逊透了We hired him for my brother's birthday party我弟弟生日派对的时候我们请他去表演- and he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful.- 结果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了- 听起来很悲剧啊Oh, it gets worse.噢这还不是最悲剧的The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch蜡烛已经点上了所以他坐进烛台里去了That's so weird.这也太古怪了I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.我是说他看起来像是个很棒的演艺人啊You know, PJ, I'm really impressed that知道吗PJ 我真的很佩服you take your baby sister to the park.你肯带你的小妹妹来公园My brothers would never do anything like that.我的兄弟们永远都不会这么做I hope not. She is my sister.希望他们别来她是我的妹妹啊Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter现在看好了我这只手里有一枚硬币And in the other, an ordinary egg.而这只手拿的是一个普通鸡蛋Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little现在我把它们放进这个帽子里转上一小圈And presto.然后转眼间Just out of curiosity,好奇地问一句What was supposed to happen?这个魔术本该是什么结果I love this baby.我喜欢这个宝宝Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.不管她什么时候想上公园尽管找我What happened to you?你中什么邪了Let's just say charlie made a friend, PJ made a friend.这么说吧Charlie交了个朋友PJ也交上了个朋友Oh-- and did either you or your friend噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢bother to change a diaper?噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma. 根本没时间换我忙着和Emma聊天呢- Who's emma? - A vision,- Emma是谁- 我的梦中情人An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.一个天使一个占据我心扉的女孩Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?你有没有告诉她你脑袋里空空如也这个事实呢- PJ? - what?- PJ - 怎么了You brought home the wrong baby.你把别人的宝宝带回家来了What? I did not.什么我才没有Take a look! Wrong parts.你自己看看生理结构不对There's nothing wrong with those parts.起码他那个地方的功能还很正常How could you bring home the wrong baby?你怎么会带错宝宝回家呢I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.我很抱歉我那时候有点分心了Emma is really cute.Emma真是太可爱了Yeah, well, so was our sister.是啊我们的妹妹也是Come on, let's go to the park and find her.快点我们去公园找她Relax! I got her number.急啥我有她的电话号码Then what are you waiting for? call her.那你还等什么快给她打电话呀Wait a second.等等Is it too soon?是不是有点太早了If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate.如果我现在就打给她她会觉得我迫不及待的Oh, you are desperate.噢你本来就迫不及待了Good point.说的好Hello, is Emma there?你好请问Emma在吗This is a Chinese restaurant?你说你们是家中国菜餐馆Sure, I'll hear the specials.好啊给我介绍一下特色菜吧She gave you the wrong number.她给了你个假号码Who couldn't see that one coming?纯属意料之中But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper. 可我都请她吃了一片口香糖还帮她给宝宝换掉了脏尿布It was so romantic.一切都那么浪漫Well, what do we do now?呃我们现在该怎么办Oh no!噢不Hi mom, what up?嗨妈妈有事吗Yeah, everything's going great. why wouldn't it be? 是的一切都好得很为什么会不好呢We're just having a grand old time here with--我们正过得开心着呢和Baby宝宝一起Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her!当然你当然可以和他说话了是她她Talk to mommy.和妈妈说句话吧What do you mean that didn't sound like Charlie? 听起来不像Charlie 你什么意思What, do you just think什么你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗I'm making baby noises into the phone?什么你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗Mom, that's crazy.妈妈那也太疯狂了All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie.好了再见说再见吧CharlieNot that I'm in the position to criticize,我不是想批评你But I was getting more monkey.不过我变得更不知所措了Come on, let's go to the park.快点我们去公园And meet the girl who blew off PJ?去找那个不待见PJ的女孩吗I'm there.我去定了- I don't see her. - PJ, what did she look like?- 我没看到她- PJ 她长啥样She was hot, but what does it matter?她很漂亮不过那有什么关系Maybe we should call someone.也许我们该找人帮忙who do you call when you search a baby.找宝宝时该找什么人帮忙呢Captain Stretchy!弹力王船长What is that?那是什么东西You're still here?你还在这里啊Every saturday and sunday all day long.我每个周六和周日都整天待在这里Stay in school, kids.回学校待着吧孩子们Just the guy we needed to see.他正是我们要找的人I think you can help us.我觉得你能帮助我们Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.嘿孩子我只是个耍把式的I can't get mommy and daddy back together.我可不能让你爸爸妈妈破镜重圆No, you don't understand.不你误会了I was talking to a girl here earlier,我刚才在这里和一个女孩聊天And she said that you worked a party for her brother.她说了你在她弟弟的生日派对上表演过So? I work lots of parties.那又如何我在很多派对上表演过呢Where was the party where you fell on cake?你表演时摔到蛋糕上了的派对是哪个You got three hours?你们能听我讲三个小时么This is really important. We need to find her.这真的很重要我们得找到她Interesting situation. You kids need info,有意思你们几个需要打探消息- And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle?- 而我需要一个“男腰” - 什么是“男腰”That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap.就是个给男人用的腰带那玩意儿可不便宜Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently.是啊显然干洗也不便宜Her name's Emma. Did she come back to the park?她的名字叫Emma 她后来回过这个公园吗Well, maybe she did这个也许她回来过And maybe she didn't.也许她没回来过Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question. 别捻你的手指了好好回答我的问题He wants a bribe.他想要点好处I can't believe it.真是不敢相信Here.给你Here is what I know: Her name is Emma.告诉你我知道的情况吧她叫EmmaI just told you that.这一点我刚都告诉你了I didn't say the information was fresh.我可没说我会告诉你什么新东西Yeah, I know the girl.没错我认识那个女孩She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.她家可是一个大家庭有七八个小孩For them I've been...给他们家表演的时候我扮演过Astronaut Pete, cowboy Bob...宇航员Pete 牛仔Bob- Magic Marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work. - 魔术师Marv - 没错你真是对我的工作了如指掌啊Yeah, and it stinks.是啊我还知道你很逊I'm just starting off我才刚开始学魔术- And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah? - 我的魔术已经比你变得棒了- 噢是吗You think this is easy, huh? here.你觉得变魔术很简单是吧拿着Turn that into a schnauzer.把这个变成一只髯狗You can't do it, huh?变不出来吧对吧Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!也许是因为你不过是半桶水的水平Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives?好了弹力王你知道她住在哪儿吗Yeah, around here somewhere.知道就在这附近的某处- I'd know it if I saw it. - Great!- 我一看到就能认出来的- 太好了Now you help us tonight and we'll你今晚要是帮我们找到她get you into that mirdle tomorrow.明天我们就帮你围上“男腰”Oh, and you understand we're not actually噢你明白我的意思不是我们亲自动手Gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself. 给你围上而是你得自己围吧Yeah, I get it.嗯我明白All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.好了走吧各位我们必须得找到她Uh, hey-- Captain Stretchy, away!啊嘿弹力王船长出发- Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.- 车在这边- 噢好吧Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here. 随便点你想吃的东西亲爱的我在这儿可以打折的This place is one of my best customers.这家店是我的最大客户之一Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.在这儿听到一个灭虫专家这么说可不是什么好事Oh, look at that.噢快看那边Oh, fajitas.噢墨西哥肉卷Not that, the baby.不是那个是那个宝宝A little baby in a stroller just like ours.那个小宝宝的婴儿车和我们的一模一样啊Yeah, okay, honey,是啊好了亲爱的This is supposed to be a night away from the baby.今晚我们应该暂时忘掉宝宝的事的So let's come back.所以我们接着点菜吧Okay okay, I'm back.好吧好吧接着点菜I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room.接着点菜我得先去趟洗手间Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there,噢噢嘿听着你去洗手间时Could you check the traps?能不能顺便检查下灭虫诱饵Hola.你们好Adios.再见Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?Bob 你能过去看看那个宝宝吗- I think it's Charlie. - What?!- 我想那是Charlie - 什么You heard me, that is Charlie!你听到我说的话了那个宝宝是CharlieSweetheart, would you sit down, please?亲爱的拜托你能不能坐下来I will not sit down.我才不坐下呢A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.母亲总是能认出她自己的宝宝的而那就是我的宝宝Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?亲爱的说真的你觉得能出什么事In the last hour somebody went over to our house,总不可能是刚才有人闯进我们的房子Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac? 劫走我们的宝宝然后再带她过来吃薯条和鳄梨色拉吧I don't know, it's a big family.我可不确定他们可是一大家子- Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,- 也许他们就是这样搞到那么多孩子的- 亲爱的I think you're just missing Charlie我觉得是因为你太想Charlie了And you're having a little separation anxiety.因而有一点点分离焦虑症了Oh, okay.噢好吧You're right.你说的对Crazy wazy.发疯疯了- I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.- 我是说那绝对不可能是吧- 没错I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time.我得再去趟洗手间Sit down.坐下Now let's enjoy the rest of our night out现在让我们在这家漂亮的餐馆At this very lovely restaurant.尽情享受我们剩下的晚宴时光- Okay? - Okay.- 好吗- 好吧I'm needed in the kitchen.厨房里有情况需要我去处理- Charlie! - Emma!- Charlie - Emma- Marco! - Polo.- Marco - Polo（注：一种抓人游戏，抓人者闭眼喊Marco，被抓一方喊Polo回应）Gabe, not helping.Gabe 别闹了Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar?弹力王这地方你看着眼熟吗Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.也许有些熟也许不熟You are not getting any more money.我不会再给你钱了No, I have night blindness.不是我有夜盲症All I'm seeing is shapes.晚上我只能依稀看出轮廓来Why didn't you mention that earlier?你为什么不早说I needed a ride home.我得搭个顺风车回家Stop here.在这儿停车Oh, great. Mom's up.噢这下好了妈妈起床了Maybe I'll just hang with you kids.也许我该跟你们几个小孩待在一起Captain Stretchy, away.弹力王船长下车- Good night, Stretchy. - Good night, Stretchy.- 晚安弹力王- 晚安弹力王Good night.晚安Now what?现在怎么办We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park.我们还没去公园北边那边的路上找过呢PJ, we can't keep driving around all night.PJ 我们不能漫无目标地开上一整夜吧It's over. We have to tell mom and dad.不能再这样了我们必须告诉爸爸妈妈了- But-- - No, it'll be okay.- 可是- 不没关系的They know what to do. They always do.他们知道该怎么办他们从来都知道How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister?我该怎么告诉他们我把自己的小妹妹弄丢了I'm the oldest.我是最大的孩子They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.他们会觉得我该负最大责任的PJ, if it makes you feel any better,PJ 不知道我这么说会不会让你好受点Nobody thinks that.没人会那么觉得Why do I always mess everything up?我为什么总是把事情搞砸You know what? This could have happened to any of us. 知道吗我们谁都可能闯下这种祸All right, probably most likely you, but--好吧也许最可能的是你但是This one, we're all in it together.这一次我们会共同承担责任的Thanks.谢谢Hey, look,嘿快看Captain Stretchy dropped his driver's license.弹力王船长把他的驾照落下了Hundred seventy five lbs, my butt!175磅我的老天There they are.他们在那边All right, let's get this over with.好了我们过去坦白吧Do you think it would be better or worse你觉得我们让这个墨西街头乐团帮忙if we had the mariachi deliver the news.传个口信比较好呢还是会让情况变得更糟呢If it's in spanish, probably better.如果他们用西班牙语传达也许会比较好Wait, I don't believe it.等等真是不敢相信- That's Emma. - So that's Charlie.- 那是Emma - 那么那个就是Charlie了Yes! Oh, we're saved.真棒哦我们得救了- Not quite. - Hey, kids.- 还不一定呢- 嘿孩子们- What now? - I'll let you know when I think of it.- 现在怎么办- 等我想出办法来了再通知你Mom, dad, hi.妈妈爸爸嗨- Hi. - What are you doing here?- 嗨- 你们几个来这儿干嘛We just realized you must be missing Charlie,我们觉得你们一定会想Charlie的So we brought her.所以我们带她过来了Oh, Teddy, you're not fooling me.噢Teddy 你骗不了我的- I'm not? - Nope.- 我露馅了- 没错You spent a little too much time with Charlie你一定是照顾Charlie时间太长了And you're ready to hand her over early.然后想早点把她交给我吧Well, I wouldn't say too much time.这个其实也不能算是时间太长了吧Well, I am ready too, so let me at her.不过我也想接手了所以还是我来照看她吧- Gimme Gimme Gimme. - Mom, Mom, Mom.- 给我吧给我吧给我吧- 妈妈妈You're on a date. Let me bring her to you.你正在约会呢还是我把她给你抱过来吧Here? Wait, now?这里吗等等现在吗Well, all right.那好吧- Hey, mom. - Hi, baby.- 嘿妈妈- 嘿宝贝- Hey. - Hey, dad.- 嘿- 嘿爸爸- Something I want to show you. - What is it, honey? - 我想给你们表演个节目- 什么节目亲爱的And now for my next trick,我的下一个魔术就是I'm gonna make a boy disappear.我会把一个男孩变不见的You know, you should be ashamed of yourself.知道吗你应该为你自己感到羞耻You lead a guy on, make him think you have a connection, 你勾引了一个男孩让他以为你们之间心有灵犀And you give him a fake phone number.然而你却给了他一个假电话号码You put it in wrong. that three is supposed to be a two.你自己输错了那一位本该是2而不是3的Oh, my bad.噢我的错So...那么You wanna get a table?想一起吃个晚饭吗My widdle baby, did you miss your mommy and daddy?我的尿床宝宝你有没有想你的爸爸妈妈啊Yes, she did. yes, she did.是的她想了是的她想了Oh, I never thought I'd be so happy to hear baby talk.噢我从来没想到我听到儿语居然还这么开心Teddy, this isn't Charlie's binky. where did you get this? Teddy 这个不是Charlie的奶嘴你从哪弄来的这个Oh, well, that's actually a really funny story.噢那个说起来其实是次很好玩的经历See, what happened was...听好了其实就是Too loud. Tell you later.太吵了以后再跟你说吧Well, Charlie, now you're home safe and sound好了Charlie 现在你安然无恙地回家了And everything turned out okay.一切都没事了For you.对你来说是没事儿了It would have been okay for us too, but when we got home, 我们本来也可以没事的但是等我们回家后Mom started asking all these questions妈妈问了我们一堆问题And no one really had an answer to而我们没人能真正解释the pee stains in the living room.客厅里的尿渍是怎么来的And that's when the truth came out于是就真相大白了and all the kids got into trouble.然后三个孩子就全都有麻烦了So the lesson is if you ever try所以这次的教训就是如果你to pull anything over on Mom,做了坏事还想耍手段隐瞒妈妈的话Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieCouldn't have said it better myself.我不可能总结得比妈妈更精辟了In this hand I have a quarter.我这只手里有个硬币And in the other hand, an ordinary egg.另一只手里是个普通鸡蛋Now I put them in this hat,现在我把它们放进这个帽子里Spin them around and...转上几圈然后Presto! Now hold out your hand.转眼间现在把你的手伸出来Wow, that's a great trick.哇这个魔术真帅How'd you do that?你怎么变的Interesting situation.有意思It seems you need information,看起来你需要打探一些消息Meanwhile I need a new video game.而我则需要买个电子游戏What a chump.真是个呆子Who you calling a chump? Hey, get back here. 你叫谁呆子呢嘿给我回来。

查莉成长日记Good Luck Charlie第二季中英对照剧本剧情简介：好运查莉又名《查莉成长日记》，属于迪士尼频道家庭题材情景喜剧，故事围绕六口之家Duncan一家展开。

原本已经有三个孩子的Duncan夫妇又生下第四个孩子，可爱的女孩Charlotte，大家都叫她Charlie。

姐姐Teddy拿起DV摄像机，记录下Charlie成长中所经历的以及这个家中所发生的一切有趣、有意义的事情，以便在Charlie长大后让她看到她的成长之路，并给予她一些生活的建议。

小编点评：该剧老少咸宜。

非常适合精看学英文！相比老友记，此剧语言更鲜活，更时尚，更幽默，画面更清晰，音质更好，家庭题材更适合全家观赏，那么有什么理由不把此剧当做精读的材料呢？第一集这下悲剧了Well, this is awful.真不敢相信查莉的生日要在监狱里度过了I can't believe we're spending Charlie's birthday in jail.好了既然我们都在这里Well, as long as we're all in here together,那我们就重申下一些准则let's go over some ground rules.这只是一把椅子This is just a chair.但如果我不成Well, what if I... Uhuh.如果打住What if... Hold it.两位还有更糟的呢Guys, it could be worse.老爸老妈会知道我们在这里的Mom and dad could know we're here.孩子们惨了Kids? Uhoh.好啊老妈好啊老爸Hi, mom. Hi, dad.好都好Hi. Hey.这下全家团聚了Nice family you got here.你们家的狗是不是也被抓进笼子里了I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?我们家没狗“史努提”长官We don't have a dog, officer "snootee."是“史努忒”It's pronounced "snootay."你俩快进去吧给你Get in there, you two. Here.你们这仨小鬼在这里干嘛What are you guys doing here?你们这俩老鬼在这里干嘛What are you guys doing here?别吵了在我们争论那问题之前Okay, before we get to that,我们还是再来重申下准则吧let's go over the ground rules again.老爸尤其是你要注意听了Dad, I want you to pay extra close attention.生活搞得一团糟Today's all burnt toast就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀老爸鞋子就在房顶上There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议So just take my advice宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来But I know your future's bright宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby不要怀疑There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜Your life is up and down但是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记第二季第一集Good Luck Charlie SE Charlie is我的孩子们在监狱里So my kids are in jail.有谁能给我解释下吗Anybody wanna tell me why?没人我们挺好的Nope, we're good.好了那你们呢你们怎们进来的Well, what about you? Why are you guys in jail?嘿我们先问的请先回答我们Hey, we asked you first. Start talking.好吧作为老大All right well, as the oldest我会给你们一个合理的解释I guess I owe you guys an explanation.这全是泰迪的错It's all Teddy's fault.什么你胡说噢是吗What? It is not! Oh really?如果你没有承诺给查莉买一个We wouldn't be here你完全支付不起的生日礼物if you hadn't promised Charlie我们就不会在监狱里了a birthday present you couldn't deliver.查莉快看啊Well, Charlie, here you are,这是你最喜欢的电视节目《咯咯笑》watching your favorite tv show, "the gurgles."这就是我们的声音That's the sound we make如果你够乖If we march in circles和我们一起兜圈圈and watch you play along那就快坐下给妈妈捣捣乱Just sit down, annoy your mom一起唱咯咯歌咯咯笑and sing the gurgle song, gurgles!有点闹心It's kind of annoying,不过我猜这和你的胃口but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain.噢是《咯咯笑》我都错过什么了Oh, "the gurgles!" What did I miss?我喜欢咯咯笑嘘I love gurgles. Shh!如果我们比比看是谁能够送给查莉So if we're having a contest for who gives Charlie 有史以来最棒的生日礼物the best birthday present ever,那我就赢定了I'll accept my prize now.是吗我可是送给了她生命Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,那你又送给了什么so let's see what you got.我送给她咯咯笑的演唱会门票I'm getting her tickets to the gurgles concert.噢没错Oh! Yeah.我要让她度过超完美的两岁生日I want her to have a great second birthday,不像我当年都是些我不想要的礼物unlike mine when I didn't get the gift I wanted.又来了一直抱怨那只哈罗小狗Here we go, still whining about a hello doggy.是你好狗狗Howdy puppy,是西部最最可爱的吉娃娃the rootinest tootinest little chihuahua in the West.在这个世界上我只想要他I wanted him more than anything in the world还有...and I...噢现在说这个为时过早Oh, too soon.嘿你觉着来场派对怎么样Hey, how are you coming with the entertainment?派对派对吗Entertainment. Entertainment?查莉的生日派对For Charlie's birthday party.你准备了什么啊What did you decide on? Ah.仍在考虑酝酿中Still thinking. Noodling.文思如泉涌啊A lot of things going on in the old hopper.泉已经枯竭了对吧鲍伯The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?我我甚至都不知道那东西在哪里I... I don't even know where it is anymore.亲爱的查莉的派对三天后就要举行了Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.好了亲爱的放轻松我会想办法的Oh, honey, come on, relax. I'll think of something.好了我们弄个小丑Okay, we'll do a clown,再弄个充气蹦床什么的a bouncy house... whatever.鲍伯亲爱的你还是自己留着那些东西吧Bob, honey, you have to reserve those things.我们要弄些真正好的东西We have to decide on something good要不然哈罗小狗事件又要重演了or it's gonna be hello doggy all over again.是你好狗狗Howdy puppy!嘿能让我查看下邮件吗不成Hey, can I check my email? No no no no no.我要在线抢购咯咯笑的演唱会门票I'm about to buy gurgles concert tickets online.八秒钟之后会开始网上销售They go on sale in eight seconds看我怎么抢下第一张票的and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.好了准备三二一Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.搞什么已售罄What? Sold out?!开什么国际玩笑Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.别放弃让我试试看Hang on. Let me get in there.等着瞧好吧Let's see.你在干嘛查看邮件啊What are you doing? Checking my email.什么给我What? Give me that.我该怎么弄到票呢How am I gonna get the tickets now?那个前几天我在听Well, the other day I was listening儿童广播KIDZto that radio station for kids, K.I.D.Z....嘿是儿童我才搞明白Hey, kidz. I just got that.为什么你要听儿童广播Why are you listening to the kidz radio station?因为他们说不要转台Because they told me not to change the channel.总之他们有个比赛Anyway, they're having a contest.拍出最佳视频的人可以获得咯咯笑的演唱会门票Whoever makes the best video wins tickets to the gurgles concert.我们可以拍出好的视频We could make a great video.我们只需要一个好点子All we need is one good idea.好吧听听这个Oh okay, how about this?我们就拍So we make a video of me putting on我穿两百条内裤的视频pairs of underpants.然后我转过身屁股上有几个大字And then I turn around and on my butt it says.“我爱咯咯笑”"I heart the gurgles."好了审批不通过Yeah, that's not it.我我也想到一个点子I've... I've got an idea.我写一些关于儿童的歌曲I've written some really great kid songs.我们可以将其中一首放在视频里We could turn one of those into a video.我需要一个好点子只需一个啊One good idea. Just one good idea.我有一首歌是关于会说话的脚趾头I have got a song about talking toes你绝对会从头到脚的爱上他that will knock your socks off.懂了没因为...算了You get it? 'Cause it... okay.好了现在出来的全是馊点子Okay, we're still going through all the bad ideas.但我们需要金点子But we need a good one,而且应该让查莉成为其中的卖点and Charlie should be the star of it.我一直想把查莉从火炮中发射出去Well, I've always wanted to shoot her out of a cannon.成了馊点子继续往外冒All right, still emptying out all those bad ideas, okay.火炮不成内裤不成No cannons? No underpants?你们真是不懂我的良苦用心You're really tying my hands here.嘿嘿亲爱的亲爱的Hey hey, honey! Honey!嘿过来进来来Hey, come on. Come in here. Come on.我给你看样东西什么东西啊I've got something I wanna show you. What is it?我给你展示下我为查莉生日派对准备的东西I wanna show you the entertainment I got for Charlie's party.看看吧Voila.一辆黄包车A little cart.难道是你来拉这辆车吗This is why I'm missing "judge ira"?天啊我好像应该把黄包车挂在Oh my, I seemed to have put the cart before the...一匹马后面Horse!确定这是一匹马吗Are you sure it's a horse?我见过比这还大的狗I've seen bigger dogs.说实话比这大的猫我都见过Actually, I've seen bigger cats.亲爱的这是迷你马Honey, it's a miniature horse.不过他还是挺可爱的Well, he is kind of cute.你是从哪弄来的在马厩里Where did you find him? At the stables.告诉你我本来想弄匹小马驹You know, I was gonna get a pony,但随后我在停车场发现了这家伙and then I met this guy in the parking lot有个人说“咱们做笔交易吧”who said, "Have I got a deal for you."接着我说“不用了谢谢”And well, after I said "no thank you" to the speakers,随后他就把这匹马牵出来了he brought out shamrock here.他真是可爱Aw, he's adorable.为什么他的尾巴翘起来了Why is his tail going up?噢Oh.太好了That was great.嘿妈我们刚完成了视频拍摄Hey, mom, we finished the video.想看看吗噢太好了You wanna see it? Oh, can't wait.太好了门票我们赢定了Yeah, we are so gonna win those tickets.咯咯笑Gurgles!晚上好Good evening.今天做客的是咯咯笑的最忠实的粉丝I'm here with the world's biggest gurgles fan,夏洛特·邓肯小姐miss Charlotte Duncan.噢不要请叫我查莉Oh no, please call me Charlie.不要太客套We're all friends here.那么查莉告诉我们你是如何So, Charlie, tell me how you first知道咯咯笑的became acquainted with the gurgles.其实我当时是十七...不是十八个月大的时候Well, I was ... no, months当时我正在换频道找节目看and I was doing a little bit of channel surfing.那些无聊的节目啊Boring, blah.不是去过的就是看过的突然Been there, seen that. Then babam!这世上最美妙的画面映入我的眼帘The most wonderful collection of shapes and colors. 我从未看过咯咯笑I had ever seen. The gurgles.必须是咯咯笑The gurgles indeed.看他们的演唱会可以让我感觉到...And seeing them in concert would make me feel...好了还是用行动来表达吧Well, why don't I just show you?灯光Lights, please.哇快看啊太棒了Wow, look at this. Cool.哇Wow!原谅我我刚才有点激动Forgive me. I got a bit carried away.如果现在采访结束了Now if we're done here,有人答应要给我一盒果汁的I was promised a juice box.你们真是太有才了You guys, that was amazing!噢老妈是你生出了个有才的查莉Oh, mom, you made a brilliant Charlie.噢难道不是吗Oh, didn't I?演得不错演得不错Good show, good show.再放一遍Again.是吗是的Yes? Yeah.嘿亲爱的你看见车库遥控器了吗Hey, honey, you seen the garage door opener?不用找了Never mind.你搞什么What are you doing?有只迷你马在我们的车库里There's a minihorse in our garage.你不觉着我应该好好利用下吗Did you really think I wouldn't take advantage of that?你去哪了Where did you go?去奥斯丁家了Just down the street to Austin's house.当时他正吹嘘他新买的狗He's been bragging about his new dog.这立马让他哑口无言了This shut him right up.好了你能先下来吗All right, come on. Get out of there, would you?好吧Okay.噢给你Oh, here. There you go.这是什么门票啊What is this? Tickets.你不知道开小马车发短信也要挨罚单吗Did you know you can't text while riding a minihorse? 哦盖比什么事儿Uh, Gabe Yep?你忘了某事吧噢没错You forgetting something? Oh right.嘿现在三点了Hey, it's :.获奖视频现在应该公布了The winning video should be up by now.我这就去看I'm on it嘿PJ 原来你今天还要上班啊Hey, P.J. I didn't know you were working today.不上这是我唯一一件干净的T恤I'm not. This is my only clean shirt.还有你为什么戴着这顶帽子Then why are you wearing the hat?只穿工作T恤还真挺蠢I don't wanna look stupid.噢看啊有结果了他们登出了获奖视频Oh, it's up. They've posted the winning video.天啊我紧张得都不敢看了Oh, I can't look.快啊告诉我我们赢了告诉我我们赢了Okay, tell me we won. Tell me we won.你怎么还没告诉我我们赢了Why aren't you telling me we won?因为我们输了什么不可能啊Because we lost. What? I don't believe it.哪一个视频会可能比我们更好What video could possibly be better than ours?知道我有多爱咯咯笑组合吗How much do I love the gurgles?恐怕此时Now at this point某蠢人不得不说"我早告诉过你"a jerk might say "I told you so."没错我早告诉过你I told you so!那我们该怎么办呀So now what are we gonna do?去市中心的皮埃蒙特酒店Go downtown to the piedmont hotel咯咯笑组合就住那儿问他们去讨票好了where the gurgles are staying and beg them for tickets?你怎么会知道他们住哪儿How do you know where they're staying?"咯咯笑粉丝网"上面写的It was on the "all things gurgles" website.不会只有我一人知道这消息吧Am I the only one who reads that?是的是的因为你是他们粉丝中Yes yes, because you're their only fan唯一识字的that can actually read.你真的以为去敲他们的房门So you're just gonna knock on their door他们就能放你进去吗and they're gonna let you in?会的只要我们They will if we're delivering送他们桶鲜香炸鸡排a delicious bucket of chicken.要么就送你干外卖时送的那玩意儿吧Or that stuff you deliver.好主意我们这就出发Great! Let's go.慢着你们怎么知道Wait a minute. How are you gonna know他们住哪间房what room they're in? .我可是"咯咯笑粉丝网"的高级会员I'm an "all things gurgles" premium subscriber.你居然如此单纯地以为大家能顺从你的计划You make a simple rule. You expect people to follow it.盖比她才两岁她摒不住的Gabe, she's two. She can't hold it.我们现在能转过身了吗Can we turn around now不行再等会儿Actually, give me a second.什么状况Unbelievable.这样你能继续把故事讲完吗All right, would you please just finish the story?你还是没告诉我们你是怎么进来的You still haven't told us how you got arrested.好吧我们接着就去了酒店All right, so we went down to the hotel.嗯我是房的斯坦Yeah, this is stan in .我找不到我的遥控器了I can't find my remote control.噢这回不在我屁股下No, I'm not sitting on it again.算了Never mind.门开着的It's open.我不敢相信哇这真的是你I can't believe it. It's you!你就是那个圆圈啊You're the circle!问我要签名的话五美元You want me to sign something... Five bucks.用金笔签十美元You want it in sparkly pen, it's bucks.噢不是我们不是来要签名的No no, we're not here for autographs.我们想要演唱会的票We want to ask about concert tickets.我们特地给你带了炸鸡排哈And we brought chicken. Huh?等下等下慢着Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute.这是其他组员给你们出的主意吗The other gurgles put you up to this?来考验我节食节得怎么样了Are they testing me to see if I'll stay on my diet?考验你Testing you?组员们难道都不互相关爱互相帮助吗Don't all the shapes love each other and help each other out?嗯嗯是的尝尝看Yeah yeah, that's it. Here you go.你有票子吗没有你是想拉赞助商来吗So do you have any tickets? No. You have any sides?不给票我们就不给你吃鸡排No ticky, no chicky.PJ我们走吧找个更好说话的组员P.J., come on, let's go find a more helpful shape.我马上跟来I'll catch up with you.听我说句小圆Listen, circ.嘿我能叫你小圆吗不可以Heh, can I call you circ? No.唉好吧事实上我也是做音乐的Uh, well, the thing is I am a musician我给咯咯笑组合写了首很赞的歌and I wrote a song that is perfect for the gurgles.你想听听看吗噢不了谢谢You wanna hear it? No no no, thanks.我们所有的歌都是三角写的Triangle writes all our songs他简直是个天才'cause he's a genius.只占你一分钟嘛就一分钟This will only take a minute, only take a minute.这是首这是首我创作于This is a song... This is a song I wrote我擦破膝盖后的歌after I skinned my knee.当你伤口结了疤你有何所得What do you get when you pick a scab?结了疤结了疤Pick a scab, pick a scab.当你伤口结了疤你有何所得What do you get when you pick a scab?那疤痕永远也去不掉了A scar that lasts forever.想再听一首吗you wanna hear another one?不听着孩子我只想一个人呆一会儿No. Look, kid, I just want to be left alone看看电视明白吗and watch tv, okay?呃我晕Aw, nuts.嘿我一会儿回来Okay, I'll be back in a little while.你去哪儿啊开车带马出去转转Where are you going? Taking the horse for a drive.我想看看当人们看见I like to see people's faces它把头伸出窗外时的表情when he sticks his tiny head out the window.噢鲍伯快出来看啊马不见了Oh! Bob, get out here! The horse is gone.我们的牲口被抢了该死We've been rustled? Dag nabbit!你确定你要这么干吗you sure you wanna do this?我也不觉得溜进演唱会这主意有多好I don't like the idea of sneaking into a concert,可是没什么其他办法了我不想让查莉失望but there's no way I'm gonna let Charlie down. 更何况最坏又能怎么样And besides, what's the worst that could happen?他们又不可能把我们抓进去It's not like they're gonna throw us in jail.好了别笑了开始酝酿悲伤Okay, stop laughing. It's time to get sad.想些无比悲痛的事Think of something really sad.好啊哈真不错Okay. Oh, that's good.想下那条狗你好小狗Thinking of hey there, poochy? Howdy puppy.下一位嗨Next. Hi.请出示门票情况是这样的Ticket, please. Um, quick story.非常悲伤的一件事让我猜猜It's actually pretty sad. Let me guess.你设法给你You're trying to get tickets for your baby sister咯咯笑组合的世界头粉小妹妹弄张门票who's the biggest gurgles fan in the whole world可票却买光了and they were sold out,现在你想让我放你们进去and now you want me to just let you guys in?别把真相说出来行吗It's even sadder when you say it.结果比真相还糟And here's the saddest thing of all.下一位Next!下面得出狠招了Time to kick it up a notch.准备好了吗好了Ready? Ready.噢噢噢Oh oh oh!快救救他呀那个男孩晕倒了Help help! That boy just collapsed!别担心我是医生It's okay. I'm a doctor.我知道怎么给他人工呼吸我没事了I know mouth to mouth. All better.嗨我叫鲍伯臭虫害虫灭光光Hi, I'm Bob... Bob's bugs be gone.来这儿处理后台火蚁的问题I'm here about the fire ant problem backstage.职业除虫家是吗Exterminators, huh?那为何手上抱着着婴儿呢Why do you have a baby with you?她跟着来实习的She's an intern.你还真当我蠢货吗不是You really think I'm that stupid? No.嘿看那儿啊什么Hey, look over there. What?嘿Hey!需要帮助吗Can I help you?我是动物管理协会的很好Animal control. Good.你的脸怎么了What happened to your face?花栗鼠只有在卡通里才是可爱的夫人Chipmunks are only cute in cartoons, ma'am.这是你们的马吗Is this your horse?是啊你找到了他天哪Yes. You found him! Hey!我的神啊我们担心坏了Oh my gosh, we've been worried sick.他现在在哪儿啊不要急Where is he? Not so fast.恐怕这匹马是偷来的I'm afraid this animal is stolen proper.什么我们没有偷过马What? We didn't steal it.我丈夫把它租来给女儿办生日派对的My husband rented it for our daughter's birthday party. 请给我看下租约Just show me the rental agreement,你们就没事了we can clear this right up.可是我没有租约I haven't got a rental agreement.那人只给我伸了双汗手I got a sweaty handshake然后坐着黑面包车就扬长而去了and he took off in his dark van.我感觉应该可以了Seemed okay to me.那恐怕你们逃不掉麻烦了Then I'm afraid we have a problem.噢不不不亲No no no, hon.你的租约在这儿呀Here's your rental agreement.亲爱的我告诉过你我没有的Honey, I told you I didn't get one.噢不就在这儿嘛是的是的Oh no, it's right here. Yeah yeah.事实上As a matter of fact,他有两张租约he has two rental agreements.您企图贿赂我吗夫人Are you trying to bribe me, ma'am?我们还有蛋糕呢We also have cake.我们就这么被抓了进来So that's how we got here,就剩PJ没有说了which only leaves P.J.你怎么被抓进来的How did you get here?哈其实说来真逗Oh, cute story, actually.演唱会结束后So it was after the concert.亏我还是在耶鲁上的大学I can't believe I went to Yale.如今却沦落至此Now I'm a gurgle.我有会说话的脚趾头I've got talkin' toes大脚趾爱说你好The big one likes to say hello其他四个很腼腆The other four are not so bold天冷时他们蜷在一起They curl up when it gets too cold.你太有才了孩子That's great, kid.噢你喜欢那首吗我还有好多其他的呢Oh, you like that one? I've got plenty of others...有首关于会说话的眼睛还有首是会说话的膝盖One about talking eyes, one about talking knees...好吧你就没有首写保安的吗Yeah, do you happen to have a song about security guards?这可不是什么好主意That's not a good idea for a song.天哪Oh.一会见喽我要去监狱了See you later, I'm off to jail一会能帮我交保释金吗Could you do me a favor and post my bail?这个咯咯笑组员上过耶鲁大学...Here's a gurglewho went to Yale...因此我因骚扰咯咯笑组合成员被逮捕so I was busted for harassing a gurgle同时被踢出了粉丝俱乐部and stripped of my membership from the fan club.好了邓肯一家你们可以走了Okay, Duncans, you're free to go.你们被保释了You've been bailed out.保释谁保的Bailed out? By who?圆圈咯咯Gurgle circle.不错不错这是你们人生中最美好的时刻Yeah yeah, biggest moment of your life.可你为什么保我们出去But why did you bail us out?嗯我为其他几位咯咯成员Well, I played "pick a scab"弹唱了"伤疤歌"他们都说喜欢for the other gurgles and they loved it.我卖出了一首歌不是我I sold a song? No, i sold a song.你被保释了娱乐圈随时欢迎你孩子You got bailed out. Welcome to showbiz, kid.你知道吗我挺怀念这儿的You know, I'm gonna miss this place.噢别担心你会有机会回来的Oh, don't worry, you'll be back.好了查莉你的两岁生日Well, Charlie, your second birthday最后过得如此有纪念意义turned out to be pretty memorable...比我两岁生日光辉多了这是肯定的More memorable than my second birthday, that's for sure.现在说这个为时过早Still too soon.总之你没机会看咯咯笑组合的演唱会了Anyways, you never did get to see the gurgles in concert,不过没关系因为你另有所爱了but that's okay because you have a new favorite show.噢"毛毛组合"Ooh, "the buttercups!"如果你想看毛毛组合的演唱会But if you ever wanna see the buttercups in concert,得祝你好运了查莉good luck, Charlie.嘘这是新出来的Shh! This is a new one.嘿爸爸我能带查莉出去策马奔腾下吗Hey, dad, do you mind if I take Charlie out for a spin? 噢抱歉盖比Ooh, sorry, Gabe.我们现在没有马了We don't have the horse anymore.但我们可有车啊But we do have the cart.快一点Faster!看镜头说"茄子"Okay, say "Cheese."站起来继续前进Giddy up.哇你们出去了好久Wow. You guys were gone a long time.真的吗我感觉才过了三十秒Really? Seems like seconds.噢你们看到什么有趣的东西了吗Oh! Did you see anything interesting?没收了堆罚单而已No, just a bunch of credits.第二集泰迪太好了Teddy. Great!泰迪我要和你说...Teddy, I've got to talk...噢别开玩笑了到底怎么了Oh... you're kidding. Then what happened?哇Wow.稍等又有别的电话打进来了Hold on. I'm getting another call.玩真的Really?是的Really.再等下一会我再给你回电话Hold on. I've got to call you back.干吗你说干什么What? What?我刚接到话费账单I just opened up the phone bill.你的话费透支了九十美元You are $ over your texting limit.看你怎么解释这件事What have you got to say about that?“我爱你老爹”"I love you, daddy"?别这样泰迪你也太没有责任心了Come on, Teddy, this is so irresponsible.我对你抱有很大期望的I expect more from you.等下我先发条短信Hold on. I'm getting a text.算了你发不了了No, you're not,因为我要把你的手机没收'cause I'm taking your phone away.什么你不能这样对我What? No, you can't do that.没收我的手机犹如没收你的披萨Taking away my phone would be like taking away your pizza. 你居然为了你的破手机You're fighting for your phone.而暗指我很胖By calling me fat?那个我只是很生气Well, I'm just really mad.我爱你老爹I love you, daddy.和你说下如果想拿回你的手机I'll tell you what... You'll get your phone back.就先凑齐九十块大洋这太不公平了When you come up with bucks. That's so unfair.嘿老爸Hey dad.我和你说点儿事Uh, I gotta tell you something.又咋了What?那个在我把车开进车库时Well, I was pulling into the garage.好像蹭到了您的战车And I kind of scraped the bug truck.上面的字从“鲍勃到臭虫害虫灭光光”Instead of "Bob's bugs be gone"变成了“罗伯来地毯毛毯跑光光”it now says "Rob's rugs be gone."什么事老爸Yeah, dad?尽量小心点可以吗Try and be more careful.就完了他得到了一句勉励的话That's it? He gets "try and be more careful"而我得到的却是手机没收太没天理了and I get my phone taken away? Unbelievable!哇她还真是棘手是吧罗伯Whoa. She's a handful, eh, Rob?生活搞得一团糟Today's all burnt toast就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀老爸鞋子就在房顶上There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议So just take my advice宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来But I know your future's bright宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby不要怀疑There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜Your life is up and down但是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记第二季第二集Good Luck Charlie SE Something's Fishy嘿同志们一会见Hey, guys, see you later.你要带查莉出去吗Are you taking Charlie somewhere?是的去商场我们要购物去Yes, to the mall. We're going to go shopping.为什么去购物Shopping for what?泡妞Girls.她们就是无法抗拒我们的可爱小妹妹They just can't resist our adorable little sister.你居然用我们的小妹来做诱饵I can't believe you'd use Charlie as girl bait.哦算了任他去吧Oh, let him do it.对于一个没有魅力与气质的人来说Without charm or personality,也就只能玩这小把戏it's his only play.我谢你Thank you.好吧但是记住在三点之前把查莉送回来All right, just have Charlie back by :.我要带她去一个生日聚会在奥托游乐场I'm taking her to a birthday party at Otto's grotto. 没问题我们一会儿就回来Oh, no problem. Shouldn't take long.嘿查莉说我刚教给你的那句Hey, Charlie, say that thing I taught you.我耐PJI wuv P.J.“耐”她能说“爱”了"Wuv"? She can say "love."是啊但是“耐”可以帮我钓到更多的女生I know, but "wuv" gets me way more girls.嘿宝贝Hey honey.嘿怎么了Hey. What's wrong?没人和我玩网球电子游戏Nobody to play video tennis with.我的朋友们不是在做作业All my friends are doing homework.就是在和家人共度美好时光Or spending time with their families...你们这帮衰人Losers.我来和你玩I'll play with you.我还是去看书吧I think I'll go read a book.你宁愿去看书You'd rather read a book.也不愿意和你老妈我玩电子游戏Than play video games with your mom?是啊说的没错Yeah, you're right.我还是去小睡一觉吧I'm gonna go take a nap.盖比我以前玩过这东西Gabe, I've played video games before.我知道我在干嘛I know what I'm doing.那是电视遥控器老妈Mom, that's the tv remote.我正想把它拿开Which I'm moving out of the way.。

.1 / 91嗨 Charlie 我是TeddyHi, Charlie. It's Teddy here. 2现在你九个月大了So right now you're nine months old 3一切都很顺利and everything is going great. 4呃 几乎一切都顺利吧 Well, almost everything.5现在我要让你看的东西可能会有点烦人 Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,6所以做好心理准备哦 So brace yourself.7嗯 这些治一定会好好吃吃的Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.8没错 会会的 会的Yes, they will, yes, they will.9爸妈从你一出生就开场用这种腔调讲话了 Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived10如果他们继续这样子的话 我会发疯疯的 And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy. 11- PJ - 干嘛 - PJ! - what? 12你在听什么What are you listening to? 13我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.14- 你喜欢听那个？ - 总比听小孩讲话好 - you like that? - More than baby talk. 15你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie? 16是的 我想想Yes, I would, yes, I would.17等等 两位 Charlie 又不在这儿 Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here. 18是啊 爱尿床床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢 No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.19那为什么你们说话还这个调？So why are you guys still talking like that?20我一点点都不知道道 I don't "weawy" know.21我想是因为我们有些晕头转向了 I guess we're just kinda fried.22我们白天工作了一整天 晚上还要照顾宝宝 Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.23工作和照顾宝宝来回换班 Work shift, baby shift24我甚至都没时间去小便便了I've barely got time to make doo-doo 25你们两个上次晚上一起出门玩是什么时候Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out?26比方约会之类的 二人世界You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?27Teddy 真会说笑笑 Teddy made a funny. 28好好笑的玩笑 A funny wunny.29我是认真的 这样吧 今天是周六 Seriously! you know what? it's saturday night. 30你们两个 一起出门 好好玩玩 You two, you go out, have fun, 31And do something besides work, 32和照顾宝宝之外的事情 顺便小便便take care of the baby and make doo-doo. 33我倒是求之不得啊Well, it's nice to dream, 34但是谁来照顾Charlie 呢but who's gonna take of Charlie 35拜托 三个好保姆坐在这呢Hello! you've got three great babysitters right here.36我很快乐我没听到这句话 I'm glad I didn't hear that.37我不知道 Teddy 这个主意挺不错的I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought,38但是我们真的还没有准备好丢下Charlie 自己出门But we're really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet39- 大家想不想看个魔术表演 - 好啊- You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure! 40- 好吧 - 见证奇迹的时候到了 - Okay. - Prepare to be amazed. 41我觉得还是出门吧I could use a night out. 42生活搞得一团糟Day's all burnt toast43就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late,and dad says44我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe45我闭上双眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite46跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud47就在这里我们的家There it is up on the roof48我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived49所以请听取我的建议So just take my advice50宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 51可是我知道你会有美好未来But I know your future is bright52宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby53不要疑心There is no maybe54一切终会如你所愿Eveything turns out all right55生活有悲有喜Sure life is up and down56可是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me, it comes back all around 57你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be 58宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby59查莉成长日记第一季第二集Good Luck Charlie S01E02 Baby Come Back60好了祝你们玩得开心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.61但是别玩过头了家里的孩子已经够多了But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already.62我说真的I'm serious.63好了大家都要乖过得开心爱你们Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.64- 哦 - 好吧- Yeah yeah. - All right.65Teddy 你能这么做Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this.66让你妈妈和我一起享受特别时光It's gonna be nice for your mom and I67这样真的不错to have some special time together68- Bob 滚出来 - 来了- Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!69好了我们平均分配下任务吧All right, so we divide it up evenly,70我们一人照顾Charlie一个小时We each get to spend an hour with Charlie. 71谁想第一个来Who wants to go first?72我认为你应该第一个来I think you should go first.73第二个第三个也是你因为这就是你的主意And second and third, since this was your idea. 74嘿我一个人怎么做得了那么多Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself.75你们两个必须得帮助you guys have to help out.76好吧我第四个来Fine. I'll go fourth.77根本没有第四个There is no fourth.78我是说我要去公园打篮球了I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.79既然你这么想去公园You want to go to the park so badly,80为什么不顺便把Charlie也带上Then why don't you just take Charlie?81小宝宝在公园能干嘛What's a baby supposed to do at the park? 82宝宝们都喜欢公园啊你可以带她去看看鸭池Babies love parks. you can show her the duck pond,83 白云The blue sky, clouds.84我们出去只是看东西？那看电视就行了We're just gonna look at stuff? that's what TV is for.85爽Yeah heh hah, all right!86这太好玩了喔This is great. Whee!87真棒噢Yes, whoo!88你看什么我先到的What are you looking at? I was here first..3 / 989嘿 你可以去骑那只鸭子 Hey, you can ride that duck.90我不能骑鸭子 骑鸭子看起来太傻了 I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck. 91好吧 Fine.92嘿 Charlie 我们是不是玩得很开心啊 Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet? 93好的 All right.94喂，你有没有看到有小孩在附近开生日派对？Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere? 95我是表演者I'm the entertainment.96我在公园的那边看到了一个充气小屋 I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park.97充气小屋 是吗 这下好了 A bouncy house, eh? Great. 98我还得再去一次急诊室 Another trip to the E.R. 99你打扮的是谁？Who are you supposed to be anyway? 100塑料侠 还是橡胶侠 Plastic man, rubber man?101不 那些都已经成为注册商标了No, those are all registered trademarks. 102我扮的是弹力王 I'm Captain Stretchy.103这里本来印着个"CS"的 不过洗衣服的时候被洗掉了There used to be a "CS" here, but it came off in the wash.104那你的超能力是什么So what's your super power? 105超级柔韧性 Super elasticity.106嘿 快看 有个硬币Hey, look, there's a quarter. 107算了Ah, forget it. 108又不是一块 对吧Not like it's a dollar, right? 109- Hi. - Hi. 110噢 我喜欢你的婴儿车Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers. 111 你的也是 Thanks, you too.112- 那个宝宝好得意啊 - 你也是 - That baby's so cute. - You too. 113噢 我是说你的宝宝也是 Oh, I mean yours too. 114- 我叫Emma - 我叫PJ - I'm Emma. - I'm PJ115- 这个小宝宝是谁 - 我弟弟- Who's this little guy? - My brother. 116我们就是出来散散步 每天都这样 We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.117我们也是 正如我经常说的 宝宝们喜欢公园Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks. 118- 想坐会吗 - 好啊- Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure. 119我看到你刚刚在跟弹力王说话So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier.120噢 是啊 他迷路了 Oh, yeah, he was lost.121- 他不太像超级英雄 是吧 - 噢 他最逊了 - Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.122我弟弟生日派对的时候我们请他去表演We hired him for my brother's birthday party 123- 结果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上 - 晕死- and he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful. 124噢 还有更糟糕的 Oh, it gets worse.125蜡烛已经点上了 所以他坐进烛台里了The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch 126太乖僻了吧 That's so weird.127他看起来像是个很棒的艺人I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.128知道吗 PJ 我真的很佩服You know, PJ, I'm really impressed that 129你肯带你的小妹妹来公园you take your baby sister to the park. 130我的兄弟们永远都不会这么做 My brothers would never do anything like that. 131希望他们别来 她是我的妹妹啊 I hope not. She is my sister.132现在看好了我这只手里有一枚硬币Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter133而这只手里是一个鸡蛋And in the other, an ordinary egg.134现在我把它们放进这个帽子转一圈Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little135转眼间..And presto.136只是好奇问下Just out of curiosity,137这个魔术本该是什么结果What was supposed to happen?138我喜欢这个宝宝I love this baby.139不管她什么时候想上公园尽管找我Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.140你怎么啦？What happened to you?141这么说吧 Charlie交了个朋友 PJ也交上了个朋友Let's just say charlie made a friend, PJmade a friend.142噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢Oh-- and did either you or your friend bother to change a diper?143根本没时间换我忙着和Emma聊天呢There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.144- Emma是谁 - 梦中情人- Who's emma? - A vision,145一个天使一个占据我心房的女孩An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.146你有没有告诉她你脑门空空？Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?147- PJ - 怎么了- PJ? - what?148你带错宝宝了You brought home the wrong baby.149什么我才没有What? I did not.150你看看零件不对头Take a look! Wrong parts.151这个零件没有不对头There's nothing wrong with those parts. 152你怎么会带错宝宝回家呢How could you bring home the wrong baby? 153我很抱歉我那时候有点分心了I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.154Emma真是太得意了Emma is really cute.155是啊我们的妹妹也是Yeah, well, so was our sister.156快我们去公园找她Come on, let's go to the park and find her. 157急啥我有她Relax! I got her number.158那你还等什么打给她呀Then what are you waiting for? call her. 159等等Wait a second.160会不会进展太快？Is it too soon?161如果我现在就打给她她会觉得我迫不与待的If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate. 162噢你本来就迫不与待了Oh, you are desperate.163说的好Good point.164你好请问Emma在吗Hello, is Emma there?165你们是中国餐馆This is a Chinese restaurant?166好推荐下特色菜Sure, I'll hear the specials.167她给了你个假She gave you the wrong number.168意料之中Who couldn't see that one coming?169可我请她吃口香糖还帮她给宝宝换掉了脏尿布But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.170一切都那么浪漫It was so romantic.171呃我们现在该怎么办Well, what do we do now?172噢不Oh no!173嗨妈妈有事吗Hi mom, what up?174是的一切都非常好怎么可能不好呢Yeah, everything's going great. why wouldn't it be?.5 / 9175我们开心着呢 和We're just having a grand old time here with--176宝宝一起 Baby177你当然可以和他说话了 是她 她 Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her! 178和妈妈说句话吧 Talk to mommy.179不像Charlie 什么意思？What do you mean that did't sound like Charlie?180什么 你以为是我在模仿宝宝的声音？ What, do you just think I'm making baby noises into the phone? 181妈妈 这也太瞎了 Mom, that's crazy.182好了 再见 说再见吧 Charlie All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie. 183我不是想批评你Not that I'm in the position to criticize,184不过我更不知所措了But I was getting more monkey. 185快点 我们去公园Come on, let's go to the park. 186去找那个不想见PJ 的女孩吗And meet the girl who blew off PJ? 187我去看看 I'm there.188- 我没看到她 - PJ 她长什么样- I don't see her. - PJ, what did she look like?189她很漂亮 跟这有什么关系She was hot, but what does it matter? 190也许我们该找人帮助Maybe we should call someone. 191找宝宝时该找什么人帮助呢who do you call when you search a baby. 1921弹力王Captain Stretchy! 193那是什么 What is that? 194你还在这里啊 You're still here? 195每周六周日我都在这Every saturday and sunday all day long. 196回学校吧 孩子们 Stay in school, kids. 197他正是我们要找的人Just the guy we needed to see. 198我觉得你能帮助我们 I think you can help us. 199孩子 我只是个表演者Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer. 200我没方法让你爸妈复合I can't get mommy and daddy back together. 201不 你误会了No, you don't understand. 202我刚刚和一个女孩聊天I was talking to a girl here earlier, 203她说你在她弟弟的生日派对上表演过And she said that you worked a party for her brother.204那又如何 我在很多派对上表演过 So? I work lots of parties.205你表演时摔到蛋糕上的那个派对Where was the party where you fell on cake? 206你有三个小时空吗？ You got three hours?207这真的很重要 我们得找到她This is really important. We need to find her. 208有意思 你们需要打探消息Interesting situation. You kids need info, 209- 而我需要一个“男腰〞 - 什么是“男腰〞 - And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle? 210给男人用的腰带 那玩意儿可不廉价That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap. 211是啊 干洗也不廉价Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently. 212她的名字叫Emma 她回来过这个公园吗 Her name's Emma. Did she come back to the park? 213也许她回来过 Well, maybe she did 214也许她没回来过 And maybe she didn't.215别捻你的手指 好好答复我的问题Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question. 216他想要贿赂 He wants a bribe. 217真不敢相信I can't believe it. 218给 Here.219我知道的情况是： 她叫EmmaHere is what I konw: Her name is Emma. 220是我告诉你的啊I just told you that.221我可没说我会告诉你新东西I didn't say the information was fresh. 222没错我认识那个女孩Yeah, I know the girl.223她家是一个大家庭有七八个小孩She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.224我为他们表演过For them I've been...225宇航员Pete 牛仔BobAstronaut Pete, cowboy Bob...226- 魔术师Marv - 没错你对我工作真了解- Magic Marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work.227是啊魔术师烂透了Yeah, and it stinks.228我才刚开场学魔术I'm just starting off229- 我的魔术都比你棒 - 是吗- And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah?230你觉得变魔术很简单是吧拿着You think this is easy, huh? here.231把这个变成一只髯狗Turn that into a schnauzer.232变不了对吧You can't do it, huh?233因为你不过是半桶水的水平Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!234好了弹力王你知道她住在哪儿吗Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives?235知道在这附近某处Yeah, around here somewhere.236- 我一看到就会知道 - 太好了- I'd know it if I saw it. - Great! 237你今晚要是帮我们找到她Now you help us tonight and we'll238明天我们就帮你围“男腰〞get you into that mirdle tomorrow.239噢你我的意思不是我们亲手Oh, and you understand we're not actually 240给你围上而是你得自己围Gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.241嗯我明白Yeah, I get it. 242好了走吧各位我们必须得找到她All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.243啊嘿弹力王出发Uh, hey-- Captain Stretchy, away!244- 车在这边 - 噢好吧- Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.245想吃什么尽管点亲爱的我在这儿可以打折的Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.246这家店是我的最大客户之一This place is one of my best customers.247灭虫专家的客户可不是什么好事Not what you want to hear from an exterminator. 248噢看那边Oh, look at that.249墨西哥肉卷Oh, fajitas.250不是那个宝宝Not that, the baby.251那个小宝宝的婴儿车和我们的一样A little baby in a stroller just like ours. 252是啊好了亲爱的Yeah, okay, honey,253今晚我们应该暂时忘掉宝宝的事的This is supposed to be a night away from the baby.254所以接着点菜吧So let's come back.255好好点菜Okay okay, I'm back.256点菜我得先去趟洗手间I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room. 257对了你去洗手间时Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there, 258顺便检查下灭虫诱饵Could you check the traps?259你们好Hola.260再见Adios.263Bob 你能过去看看那个宝宝吗Bob, will you go over and look at that baby? 261- 我想那是Charlie - 什么- I think it's Charlie. - What?!262没听懂啊那个是CharlieYou heard me, that is Charlie!263亲爱的请坐下来Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?.7 / 9264我才不坐下来I will not sit down.265母亲总是能认出她自己的宝宝的 而那就是我的宝宝A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.266亲爱的 说真的 你觉得能出什么事 Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?267难道刚刚有人闯进我们的房子 In the last hour somebody went over to our house,268劫走我们的宝宝然后再带她过来吃薯条和色拉？Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?269我不知道 他们家人真多I don't know, it's a big family.270- 他们就是这样搞到那些孩子的 - 亲爱的- Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,271我觉得是因为你太想Charlie 了 I think you're just missing Charlie 272因而有一点点别离焦虑症了And you're having a little separation anxiety. 273噢 好吧 Oh, okay. 274你说的对 You're right. 275发疯疯了 Crazy wazy.276- 我是说 那绝对不可能 是吧 - 没错- I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.277我得再去趟洗手间I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time. 278坐下 Sit down.279让我们在这漂亮的餐馆Now let's enjoy the rest of our night out 280尽情享受我们的晚宴吧At this very lovely restaurant. 281- 好吗 - 好吧 - Okay? - Okay.282厨房里需要我去处理 I'm needed in the kitchen. 283- Marco - Polo 284Gabe 别闹Gabe, not helping.285弹力王 这地方你看着眼熟吗Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar? 286也许有些熟 也许不熟Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. 287我不会再给你钱了You are not getting any more money. 288不是 我有夜盲症No, I have night blindness. 289晚上我只能看出轮廓 All I'm seeing is shapes. 290你为什么不早说Why didn't you mention that earlier? 291我要搭顺风车回家 I needed a ride home. 292停车 Stop here.293噢 这下好了 妈妈起床了 Oh, great. Mom's up.294也许我该跟你们几个小孩待在一起 Maybe I'll just hang with you kids. 295弹力王船长 下车 Captain Stretchy, away.296- 晚安 弹力王 - 晚安 弹力王- Good night, Stretchy. - Good night, Stretchy. 297晚安 Good night. 298现在怎么办 Now what?299我们还没去公园北边的路上找过呢We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park.300PJ 我们不能一整夜都找吧PJ, we can't keep driving around all night. 301完毕了 我们必须告诉爸爸妈妈了It's over. We have to tell mom and dad. 302- 可是 - 不 没关系的 - But-- - No, it'll be okay.303他们知道该怎么做 他们从来都知道 They know what to do. They always do. 304我该怎么告诉他们我把小妹妹弄丢了 How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister? 305我是最大的孩子 我是负最大责任的I'm the oldest. They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.306PJ 不知道这么说会不会让你好受点PJ, if it makes you feel any better, 307没人那么认为Nobody thinks that.308我为什么总是把事情搞砸Why do I always mess everything up? 309知道吗我们谁都可能犯错You know what? This could have happened to any of us.310虽然最可能的是你但是All right, probably most likely you, but--311这一次我们会共同承当责任的This one, we're all in it together. 312Thanks.313嘿快看Hey, look,314弹力王把他的驾照落下了Captain Stretchy dropped his driver's license.315 175磅晕死175 lbs, my butt!316他们在那边There they are.317好了我们过去坦白吧All right, let's get this over with. 318我们让这个墨西哥乐团帮助Do you think it would be better or worse 319传话会不会稍微好些？if we had the mariachi deliver the news. 320如果他们用西班牙语传达会比拟好If it's in spanish, probably better. 321等等真是不敢相信Wait, I don't believe it.322- 那是Emma - 那么那个就是Charlie 了- That's Emma. - So that's Charlie. 323真棒哦我们得救了Yes! Oh, we're saved.324- 还不一定呢 - 嘿孩子们- Not quite. - Hey, kids.325- 现在怎么办 - 等我想出方法来了再通知你- What now? - I'll let you know when I think of it.326妈妈爸爸嗨Mom, dad, hi.327- 嗨 - 你们几个来这儿干嘛- Hi. - What are you doing here? 328我们觉得你们一定会想Charlie的We just realized you must be missing Charlie, 329所以我们带她过来了So we brought her.330噢 Teddy 你骗不了我的Oh, Teddy, you're not fooling me.331- 我骗不了？ - 是的- I'm not? - Nope.332你一定是照顾Charlie时间太长了You spent a little too much time with Charlie 333然后想早点把她交给我吧And you're ready to hand her over early. 334也不能算是太长时间吧Well, I wouldn't say too much time.335不过我也想接手了所以还是我来照看她吧Well, I am ready too, so let me at her.336- 给我吧 - 妈妈妈- Gimme Gimme Gimme. - Mom, Mom, Mom.337你正在约会呢让我把她抱过来You're on a date. Let me bring her to you. 338这里吗等等现在吗Here? Wait, now?339那好吧Well, all right.340- 嘿妈妈 - 嘿宝贝- Hey, mom. - Hi, baby.341- 嘿 - 嘿爸爸- Hey. - Hey, dad.342- 我想给你们表演个节目 - 什么节目亲爱的- Something I want to show you. - What is it, honey?343我的下一个魔术是And now for my next trick,344我会把一个男孩变不见I'm gonna make a boy disappear.345你应该为你感到羞耻You know, you should be ashamed of yourself. 346你勾引了一个男孩让他以为你们心有灵犀You lead a guy on, make him think you have a connection,347然而你却给了他一个假And you give him a fake phone number.348你自己输错了是2而不是3的You put it in wrong. that three is supposed to be a two.349噢我的错Oh, my bad.350那么.9 / 9So...351想一起吃晚饭吗You wanna get a table?352我的尿床宝宝 你有没有想你的爸爸妈妈啊My widdle baby, did you miss your mommy and daddy?353是的 她想了 是的 她想了 Yes, she did. yes, she did.354噢 我从来没想到我听到儿语会这么开心Oh, I never thought I'd be so happy to hear baby talk.355Teddy 这个不是Charlie 的奶嘴 你从哪弄来的这个Teddy, this isn't Charlie's binky. where did you get this?356噢 那个 说起来其实是次很好玩的经历Oh, well, that's actually a really funny story.357其实就是See, what happened was... 358太吵了 以后再跟你说 Too loud. Tell you later.359好了 Charlie 现在你安然无恙地回家了Well, Charlie, now you're home safe and sound360一切都没事了And everything turned out okay. 361对你来说是没事儿了 For you.362我们本来也可以没事的 但是等我们回家后It would have been okay for us too, but when we got home,363妈妈问了我们一堆问题Mom started asking all these questions 364而我们没人能真正解释And no one really had an answer to 365客厅里的尿渍是怎么来的the pee stains in the living room. 366于是就真相大白了And that's when the truth came out 367然后三个孩子就全都有麻烦了and all the kids got into trouble. 368所以这次的教训就是如果你So the lesson is if you ever try369做了坏事还想耍手段隐瞒妈妈的话 to pull anything over on Mom, 370祝你好运 Charlie Good luck, Charlie.371我不可能总结得比妈妈更精辟了Couldn't have said it better myself. 372我这只手里有个硬币In this hand I have a quarter. 373另一只手里 是个普通鸡蛋And in the other hand, an ordinary egg. 374现在我把它们放进这个帽子里 Now I put them in this hat, 375转上几圈然后Spin them around and...376转眼间 现在把你的手伸出来 Presto! Now hold out your hand. 377哇 这个魔术真帅Wow, that's a great trick. 378你怎么变的How'd you do that? 379有意思Interesting situation.380看起来你需要打探一些消息 It seems you need information, 381而我那么需要买个电子游戏Meanwhile I need a new video game. 382真是个呆子 What a chump.383你叫谁呆子呢 嘿 给我回来Who you calling a chump? Hey, get back here.。

00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,640嗨 Charlie 我是TeddyHi, Charlie. It's Teddy here.200:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,930现在你只有九个月大So right now you're nine months old300:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,900不过一切都很顺利and everything is going great.400:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,630呃差不多一切都顺利吧Well, almost everything.500:00:12,630 --> 00:00:16,490现在我要带你去看的东西可能会有点囧Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,600:00:16,490 --> 00:00:18,820所以做好心理准备哦So brace yourself.700:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,250嗯这些三明治一定会好好吃的Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.800:00:24,250 --> 00:00:28,000没错会的没错会的Yes, they will, yes, they will.900:00:29,580 --> 00:00:32,160妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived1000:00:32,160 --> 00:00:35,910如果他们继续这样子的话我会发疯疯的And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.1100:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,110- PJ - 怎么了- PJ! - what?1200:00:38,110 --> 00:00:39,500你在听什么呢What are you listening to?1300:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,900我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.1400:00:42,900 --> 00:00:46,200- 你喜欢听那玩意儿吗 - 总比听儿语好- you like that? - More than baby talk.1500:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,240你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?1600:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,040是的我想是的我想Yes, I would, yes, I would.1700:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,750等等两位 Charlie又不在这儿Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here.1800:00:55,750 --> 00:00:59,770是啊爱尿床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.1900:00:59,770 --> 00:01:02,720那为什么你们两个说话还这个调调So why are you guys still talking like that?2000:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,110我一点点都不知道I don't "weawy" know.2100:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,760我想是因为我们两个有些晕头转向了I guess we're just kinda fried.2200:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,150我们白天工作了一整天晚上还要照顾宝宝Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.2300:01:13,150 --> 00:01:14,790工作和照顾宝宝来回换班Work shift, baby shift2400:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,600我都没有时间去解手手了I've barely got time to make doo-doo2500:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,200你们两个上次晚上一起出门玩是什么时候Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out?2600:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,960你知道的比如去约会之类的只有你们两个You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?2700:01:27,700 --> 00:01:30,000Teddy真会说笑笑啊Teddy made a funny.2800:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,900好好笑的玩笑A funny wunny.2900:01:32,900 --> 00:01:36,370我是认真的我看这样吧现在是周六的晚上Seriously! you know what? it's saturday night.00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:38,570你们两个一起出门好好玩玩You two, you go out, have fun,3100:01:38,570 --> 00:01:40,140做点除了工作And do something besides work,3200:01:40,140 --> 00:01:42,180和照顾宝宝之外的事情顺便解下手手take care of the baby and make doo-doo.3300:01:42,180 --> 00:01:45,000我倒是求之不得啊Well, it's nice to dream,3400:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,560但是谁来照顾Charlie呢but who's gonna take of Charlie3500:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,720拜托三个一流的保姆正坐在这呢Hello! you've got three great babysitters right here.3600:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,270我很高兴我没听到那句话I'm glad I didn't hear that.3700:01:52,430 --> 00:01:54,880我不知道 Teddy 这个主意挺不错的I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought,3800:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,930但是我们真的还没有准备好丢下Charlie自己出门But we're really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet3900:01:57,930 --> 00:02:00,520- 大家想不想看个魔术表演 - 好啊- You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure!4000:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,520- 好吧 - 见证奇迹的时候到了- Okay. - Prepare to be amazed.4100:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,560我还是出门歇上一晚吧I could use a night out.4200:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,900■4300:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,900本字幕由★迪幻字幕组★为您奉献欢迎登录4400:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000■4500:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000翻译： Edenwish4600:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,800■4700:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,800校订后期： WaitinZ love0forever4800:02:16,330 --> 00:02:18,200生活搞得一团糟Day's all burnt toast4900:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,900 就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late,and dad says5000:02:19,900 --> 00:02:22,970 我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe5100:02:22,970 --> 00:02:24,510 我闭上双眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite5200:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,170 跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud5300:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,310 就在这里我们的家There it is up on the roof5400:02:29,710 --> 00:02:32,580我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived5500:02:32,580 --> 00:02:35,880所以请听取我的建议So just take my advice5600:02:35,890 --> 00:02:39,470宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hang in there, baby, things are crazy5700:02:39,470 --> 00:02:42,310可是我知道你会有美好未来But I know your future is bright5800:02:42,310 --> 00:02:44,190宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby5900:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,110不要怀疑There is no maybe00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:48,600一切终会如你所愿Eveything turns out all right6100:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,950生活有悲有喜Sure life is up and down6200:02:50,950 --> 00:02:54,870可是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me, it comes back all around6300:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,660你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be6400:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,290宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby6500:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,050查莉成长日记第一季第二集Good Luck Charlie S01E02 Baby Come Back6600:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,320好了祝你们两个玩得开心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.6700:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,690但是别玩过头了家里的孩子已经够多了But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already.6800:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,780我是说真的I'm serious.6900:03:19,780 --> 00:03:22,860好了大家都要乖过得开心我爱你们Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.7000:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,200- 是啊是啊 - 好吧- Yeah yeah. - All right.7100:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,170Teddy 谢谢你能这么做Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this.7200:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,630让你妈妈和我一起享受段特别时光It's gonna be nice for your mom and I7300:03:28,630 --> 00:03:30,010这样真的不错to have some special time together7400:03:30,010 --> 00:03:33,410- Bob 赶快过来 - 就来了- Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!7500:03:36,260 --> 00:03:39,100好了我们平均分配下任务吧All right, so we divide it up evenly,7600:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,520我们一人照顾Charlie一个小时We each get to spend an hour with Charlie.7700:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,990谁想第一个来Who wants to go first?7800:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,750我认为你应该第一个来I think you should go first.7900:03:44,750 --> 00:03:47,860第二个第三个也该你来因为这就是你的主意And second and third, since this was your idea.8000:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,860嘿我一个人哪能把所有的事情都干完Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself.8100:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,230你们两个必须得帮忙you guys have to help out.8200:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,900好吧我第四个来Fine. I'll go fourth.83根本没有第四个There is no fourth.8400:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,160（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）8500:03:55,460 --> 00:03:59,600我是说我要动身去公园打会儿篮球I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.8600:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,020既然你这么想去公园You want to go to the park so badly,8700:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,370为什么不顺便把Charlie也带上Then why don't you just take Charlie?8800:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,610一个小宝宝在公园能干些什么What's a baby supposed to do at the park?89宝宝们都喜欢公园啊你可以带她去看看鸭池Babies love parks. you can show her the duck pond,9000:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,450看看蓝天白云The blue sky, clouds.9100:04:10,450 --> 00:04:14,620我们出去只是闲看吗那还要电视干吗We're just gonna look at stuff? that's what TV is for.9200:04:20,790 --> 00:04:23,560耶哈哈真爽Yeah heh hah, all right!9300:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,510这太好玩了喔This is great. Whee!9400:04:26,510 --> 00:04:29,630真棒噢Yes, whoo!00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,270你看什么看我可是先到的What are you looking at? I was here first.9600:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,860嘿你可以去骑那只鸭子Hey, you can ride that duck.9700:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,330我不能去骑那只鸭子我要是去骑鸭子看起来就太傻了I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck.9800:04:41,860 --> 00:04:44,110好吧Fine.9900:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,790嘿 Charlie 我们是不是玩得很开心啊Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet?10000:04:53,790 --> 00:04:55,720好的All right.10100:05:00,930 --> 00:05:05,330哥们你有没有看到有小孩在附近开生日派对啊Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere?10200:05:05,330 --> 00:05:07,040我得过去表演呢I'm the entertainment.10300:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,670我在公园的那边看到了一个充气小屋I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park.10400:05:09,670 --> 00:05:12,270充气小屋是吗这下好了A bouncy house, eh? Great.10500:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,360这次我又得被送进急诊室了Another trip to the E.R.10600:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,350你这身装束是想装扮成谁啊Who are you supposed to be anyway?10700:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,820塑料侠还是橡胶侠Plastic man, rubber man?10800:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,370不那些都已经成为注册商标了No, those are all registered trademarks.10900:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,220我扮的是弹力王船长I'm Captain Stretchy.11000:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,860这里本来印着个"CS"的不过洗衣服的时候被洗掉了There used to be a "CS" here, but it came off in the wash.11100:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,560那你的超能力是什么So what's your super power?11200:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,830超级柔韧性Super elasticity.11300:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,570嘿快看地上有个硬币Hey, look, there's a quarter.11400:05:42,110 --> 00:05:43,920唉算了吧Ah, forget it.11500:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,340反正又不是一块的对吧Not like it's a dollar, right?11600:05:57,220 --> 00:05:59,590- 嗨 - 嗨- Hi. - Hi.11700:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,910噢你选得婴儿车不错我喜欢你的品位Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers. 11800:06:03,910 --> 00:06:06,030谢谢你也是Thanks, you too.11900:06:07,780 --> 00:06:10,620- 那个宝宝好可爱啊 - 你也是- That baby's so cute. - You too.12000:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,200噢我是说你的宝宝也是Oh, I mean yours too.12100:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,340- 我叫Emma - 我叫PJ- I'm Emma. - I'm PJ12200:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,840- 这个小宝宝是谁 - 我弟弟- Who's this little guy? - My brother.12300:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,130我们就是出来散散步每天都这样We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.12400:06:21,130 --> 00:06:25,580我们也是正如我经常说的宝宝们喜欢公园Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.12500:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,750- 想一起坐会吗 - 好啊- Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure.12600:06:29,750 --> 00:06:34,220我看到你刚才在跟弹力王船长说话So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier.12700:06:34,220 --> 00:06:36,690噢是啊他迷路了Oh, yeah, he was lost.12800:06:36,690 --> 00:06:39,630- 他可不怎么像超级英雄是吧 - 噢他逊透了- Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.12900:06:39,630 --> 00:06:42,110我弟弟生日派对的时候我们请他去表演We hired him for my brother's birthday party13000:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,070- 结果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了 - 听起来很悲剧啊- and he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful.13100:06:45,070 --> 00:06:45,980噢这还不是最悲剧的Oh, it gets worse.13200:06:45,980 --> 00:06:49,290蜡烛已经点上了所以他坐进烛台里去了The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch13300:06:49,290 --> 00:06:51,120这也太古怪了That's so weird.13400:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,640我是说他看起来像是个很棒的演艺人啊I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.13500:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,760知道吗 PJ 我真的很佩服You know, PJ, I'm really impressed that13600:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,780你肯带你的小妹妹来公园you take your baby sister to the park.13700:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,970我的兄弟们永远都不会这么做My brothers would never do anything like that.13800:07:02,970 --> 00:07:06,250希望他们别来她是我的妹妹啊I hope not. She is my sister.13900:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,310现在看好了我这只手里有一枚硬币Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter14000:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,230而这只手拿的是一个普通鸡蛋And in the other, an ordinary egg.14100:07:18,230 --> 00:07:23,770现在我把它们放进这个帽子里转上一小圈Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little14200:07:23,890 --> 00:07:27,010然后转眼间And presto.14300:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,080好奇地问一句Just out of curiosity,14400:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,320这个魔术本该是什么结果What was supposed to happen?14500:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,790我喜欢这个宝宝I love this baby.14600:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,760不管她什么时候想上公园尽管找我Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.14700:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,790你中什么邪了What happened to you?14800:07:42,790 --> 00:07:46,430这么说吧 Charlie交了个朋友 PJ也交上了个朋友Let's just say charlie made a friend, PJmade a friend.14900:07:46,430 --> 00:07:50,160噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢Oh-- and did either you or your friend bother to change a diper?15000:07:50,170 --> 00:07:54,800根本没时间换我忙着和Emma聊天呢There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.15100:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,270- Emma是谁 - 我的梦中情人- Who's emma? - A vision,15200:07:57,270 --> 00:08:00,510一个天使一个占据我心扉的女孩An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.15300:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,580你有没有告诉她你脑袋里空空如也这个事实呢Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?15400:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,380- PJ - 怎么了- PJ? - what?15500:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,200你把别人的宝宝带回家来了You brought home the wrong baby.15600:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,850什么我才没有What? I did not.15700:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,910你自己看看生理结构不对Take a look! Wrong parts.15800:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,360起码他那个地方的功能还很正常There's nothing wrong with those parts.15900:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,560你怎么会带错宝宝回家呢How could you bring home the wrong baby?16000:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,390我很抱歉我那时候有点分心了I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.16100:08:33,390 --> 00:08:36,390Emma真是太可爱了Emma is really cute.16200:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,180是啊我们的妹妹也是Yeah, well, so was our sister.16300:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,030快点我们去公园找她Come on, let's go to the park and find her.16400:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,930急啥我有她的电话号码Relax! I got her number.16500:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,350那你还等什么快给她打电话呀Then what are you waiting for? call her.16600:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,560等等Wait a second.16700:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,440是不是有点太早了Is it too soon?16800:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,760如果我现在就打给她她会觉得我迫不及待的If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate.16900:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,030噢你本来就迫不及待了Oh, you are desperate.17000:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,060说的好Good point.17100:08:58,570 --> 00:09:00,400你好请问Emma在吗Hello, is Emma there?17200:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,420你说你们是家中国菜餐馆This is a Chinese restaurant?17300:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,460好啊给我介绍一下特色菜吧Sure, I'll hear the specials.17400:09:06,460 --> 00:09:08,510她给了你个假号码She gave you the wrong number.17500:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,750纯属意料之中Who couldn't see that one coming? 17600:09:12,100 --> 00:09:16,280可我都请她吃了一片口香糖还帮她给宝宝换掉了脏尿布But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.17700:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,750一切都那么浪漫It was so romantic.17800:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,590呃我们现在该怎么办Well, what do we do now?17900:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,380噢不Oh no!18000:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,930嗨妈妈有事吗Hi mom, what up?18100:09:29,930 --> 00:09:32,800是的一切都好得很为什么会不好呢Yeah, everything's going great. why wouldn't it be?18200:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,400我们正过得开心着呢和We're just having a grand old time here with--18300:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,040宝宝一起Baby18400:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,960当然你当然可以和他说话了是她她Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her!18500:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,280和妈妈说句话吧Talk to mommy.18600:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,970听起来不像Charlie 你什么意思What do you mean that did't sound like Charlie?18700:09:49,970 --> 00:09:53,220什么你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗What, do you just think I'm making baby noises into the phone?18800:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,970妈妈那也太疯狂了Mom, that's crazy.18900:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,760好了再见说再见吧 CharlieAll right, bye. Say bye, Charlie.19000:10:01,150 --> 00:10:04,130我不是想批评你Not that I'm in the position to criticize,19100:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,530不过我变得更不知所措了But I was getting more monkey.19200:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,070快点我们去公园Come on, let's go to the park.19300:10:09,070 --> 00:10:11,310去找那个不待见PJ的女孩吗And meet the girl who blew off PJ?19400:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,240我去定了I'm there.19500:10:22,150 --> 00:10:24,670- 我没看到她 - PJ 她长啥样- I don't see her. - PJ, what did she look like?19600:10:24,670 --> 00:10:27,590她很漂亮不过那有什么关系She was hot, but what does it matter?19700:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,790也许我们该找人帮忙Maybe we should call someone.19800:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,130找宝宝时该找什么人帮忙呢who do you call when you search a baby.19900:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,760弹力王船长Captain Stretchy!20000:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,630那是什么东西What is that?20100:10:37,200 --> 00:10:37,940你还在这里啊You're still here?20200:10:37,940 --> 00:10:40,470我每个周六和周日都整天待在这里Every saturday and sunday all day long.20300:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,890回学校待着吧孩子们Stay in school, kids.20400:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,170他正是我们要找的人Just the guy we needed to see.20500:10:45,170 --> 00:10:46,950我觉得你能帮助我们I think you can help us.20600:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,510嘿孩子我只是个耍把式的Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.20700:10:48,510 --> 00:10:51,110我可不能让你爸爸妈妈破镜重圆I can't get mommy and daddy back together.20800:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,780不你误会了No, you don't understand.20900:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,450我刚才在这里和一个女孩聊天I was talking to a girl here earlier,21000:10:54,450 --> 00:10:56,850她说了你在她弟弟的生日派对上表演过And she said that you worked a party for her brother.21100:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,680那又如何我在很多派对上表演过呢So? I work lots of parties.21200:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,320你表演时摔到蛋糕上了的派对是哪个Where was the party where you fell on cake?21300:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,360你们能听我讲三个小时么You got three hours?21400:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,660这真的很重要我们得找到她This is really important. We need to find her.21500:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,330有意思你们几个需要打探消息Interesting situation. You kids need info,21600:11:08,330 --> 00:11:12,580- 而我需要一个“男腰” - 什么是“男腰”- And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle?21700:11:12,590 --> 00:11:16,420就是个给男人用的腰带那玩意儿可不便宜That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap.21800:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,170是啊显然干洗也不便宜Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently.21900:11:18,170 --> 00:11:21,540她的名字叫Emma 她后来回过这个公园吗Her name's Emma. Did she come back to the park?22000:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,980这个也许她回来过Well, maybe she did22100:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,710也许她没回来过And maybe she didn't.22200:11:25,710 --> 00:11:29,050别捻你的手指了好好回答我的问题Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question.22300:11:29,050 --> 00:11:31,400他想要点好处He wants a bribe.22400:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,820真是不敢相信I can't believe it.22500:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,520给你Here.22600:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,830告诉你我知道的情况吧她叫EmmaHere is what I konw: Her name is Emma.22700:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,130这一点我刚都告诉你了I just told you that.22800:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,560我可没说我会告诉你什么新东西I didn't say the information was fresh.22900:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,400没错我认识那个女孩Yeah, I know the girl.23000:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,870她家可是一个大家庭有七八个小孩She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.23100:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,340给他们家表演的时候我扮演过For them I've been...23200:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,510宇航员Pete 牛仔BobAstronaut Pete, cowboy Bob...23300:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,680- 魔术师Marv - 没错你真是对我的工作了如指掌啊- Magic Marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work. 23400:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,780是啊我还知道你很逊Yeah, and it stinks.23500:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,380我才刚开始学魔术I'm just starting off23600:11:59,380 --> 00:12:02,430- 我的魔术已经比你变得棒了 - 噢是吗- And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah?23700:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,440你觉得变魔术很简单是吧拿着You think this is easy, huh? here.23800:12:04,440 --> 00:12:08,020把这个变成一只髯狗Turn that into a schnauzer.23900:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,190变不出来吧对吧You can't do it, huh?24000:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,860也许是因为你不过是半桶水的水平Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!24100:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,620好了弹力王你知道她住在哪儿吗Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives?24200:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,600知道就在这附近的某处Yeah, around here somewhere.24300:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,670- 我一看到就能认出来的 - 太好了- I'd know it if I saw it. - Great!24400:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,120你今晚要是帮我们找到她Now you help us tonight and we'll24500:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,620明天我们就帮你围上“男腰”get you into that mirdle tomorrow.24600:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,940噢你明白我的意思不是我们亲自动手Oh, and you understand we're not actually24700:12:26,940 --> 00:12:30,040给你围上而是你得自己围吧Gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.24800:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,460嗯我明白Yeah, I get it.24900:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,330好了走吧各位我们必须得找到她All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.25000:12:33,330 --> 00:12:36,890啊嘿弹力王船长出发Uh, hey-- Captain Stretchy, away!25100:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,970- 车在这边 - 噢好吧- Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.25200:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,510随便点你想吃的东西亲爱的我在这儿可以打折的Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.25300:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,800这家店是我的最大客户之一This place is one of my best customers.25400:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,370在这儿听到一个灭虫专家这么说可不是什么好事Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.25500:12:53,370 --> 00:12:56,340噢快看那边Oh, look at that.25600:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,340噢墨西哥肉卷Oh, fajitas.25700:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,940不是那个是那个宝宝Not that, the baby.25800:13:01,940 --> 00:13:05,110那个小宝宝的婴儿车和我们的一模一样啊A little baby in a stroller just like ours.25900:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,970是啊好了亲爱的Yeah, okay, honey,26000:13:06,970 --> 00:13:08,720今晚我们应该暂时忘掉宝宝的事的This is supposed to be a night away from the baby.26100:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,220所以我们接着点菜吧So let's come back.26200:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,120好吧好吧接着点菜Okay okay, I'm back.26300:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,920接着点菜我得先去趟洗手间I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room.26400:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,960噢噢嘿听着你去洗手间时Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there,26500:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,160能不能顺便检查下灭虫诱饵Could you check the traps?26600:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,340你们好Hola.26700:13:30,340 --> 00:13:32,440再见Adios.26800:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,480Bob 你能过去看看那个宝宝吗Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?26900:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,110- 我想那是Charlie - 什么- I think it's Charlie. - What?!27000:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,860你听到我说的话了那个宝宝是CharlieYou heard me, that is Charlie!27100:13:39,870 --> 00:13:41,420亲爱的拜托你能不能坐下来Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?27200:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,600我才不坐下呢I will not sit down.27300:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,370母亲总是能认出她自己的宝宝的而那就是我的宝宝A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.27400:13:45,370 --> 00:13:49,120亲爱的说真的你觉得能出什么事Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?27500:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,740总不可能是刚才有人闯进我们的房子In the last hour somebody went over to our house,27600:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,830劫走我们的宝宝然后再带她过来吃薯条和鳄梨色拉吧Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?27700:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,710我可不确定他们可是一大家子I don't know, it's a big family.27800:13:56,720 --> 00:14:01,170- 也许他们就是这样搞到那么多孩子的 - 亲爱的- Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,27900:14:01,170 --> 00:14:03,300我觉得是因为你太想Charlie了I think you're just missing Charlie28000:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,740因而有一点点分离焦虑症了And you're having a little separation anxiety.28100:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,760噢好吧Oh, okay.28200:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,150你说的对You're right.28300:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,980发疯疯了Crazy wazy.28400:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,520- 我是说那绝对不可能是吧 - 没错- I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.28500:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,570我得再去趟洗手间I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time.28600:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,830坐下Sit down.28700:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,400现在让我们在这家漂亮的餐馆Now let's enjoy the rest of our night out28800:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,930尽情享受我们剩下的晚宴时光At this very lovely restaurant.28900:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,920- 好吗 - 好吧- Okay? - Okay.29000:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,170厨房里有情况需要我去处理I'm needed in the kitchen.29100:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,220- Charlie - Emma- Charlie! - Emma!292。

1、Hi, Charlie, there you are.Nine months old and look how cute you are.And look how cute I am.It's your big sister Teddy here,And I'm making this video diaryTo help you survive our...Special family.Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.Oh, and there's mom,Looking lovelier than ever this morning.Not in the mood.Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.So we're switching to sweet peas!You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy. Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?Oh, and there's your older brother PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual.It's not today's homework.This is yesterday's homework.There's a chance you two will bein high school together.Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. He kills bugs for a living.Honey, come on. we've been through this.I don't kill bugs.I'm a pest control specialist.Either way...So now you've met the whole family.Forgetting somebody?Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.I was just saving the best for last.Gharlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. You want to say something to Charlie?You ruined my life.Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longerTo get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.I thought surprises were supposed to be good. And... cut.Okay, gang, listen up.I'm going back to work tonight at the hospitalFor the first time since Charlie was born,So I want everyone to stay at home- and help dad with the baby. - Wait... no, mom.I'm not gonna be here tonight.I have a study date at the library.Don't you mean "studly" date...With Spencer?Oh, save it for your pillow.I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. But, dad...- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.Mom, don't take this the wrong way,But why did you guys have to have another baby? Well, because three kids was just too easy.Three's for quitters.And Teddy, you know better than to schedulea study date with a boy I've never met.Come on. as dad, it's my responsibilityto know every detail of my kids' lives.Oh yeah?What school do I go to?Um... the one named after that president.Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. - Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day- Never got it. - Let's go!- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln. Got it.Day's all burnt toastRunning late, and dad saysHas anybody seen my left shoeI close my eyes, take a biteGrab a ride, laugh out loudThere it is up on the roofI've been there, I've survivedSo just take my adviceHang in there, baby, things are crazyBut I know your future is brightHang in there, BabyThere is no maybeEveything turns out all rightSure life is up and downBut trust me, it comes back all aroundYou're gonna love who you turn out to be Hang in there, BabyGood Luck Charlie S01E01 Study DateBob honey, I'm leaving for work!Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.It tells you when to feed her,When to change her and when to put her down. Sweetheart, would you relax?Big daddy's got this all under control.Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apronDoesn't make it true.Now if charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down. They're all over the place. Please be careful...- They're all over the place. - Honey...You seem to forget I was fully involvedin the raising of three kids.Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?- July 12th. - November 23rd.Got it.Good luck, Charlie.Mwah! Bye.Bye.Hey, dad?- Yeah? - I have a homework question.Okay, fire away.Can the average human lick his own armpit?- Yeah. - Thanks.So what was that, like a science question? Nope.I'll get it. I'll get it.I'll get it. Nobody else get it!- Hi. - Hi.Hi!I'm Teddy's dad.Nice to meet you, sir.Uh, Spencer and I are studying- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now? Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave? Not you.- Teddy. - Yeah?I thought your mom said no study date. Yeah, at the library.Oh, right.Okay, so then you've talked to her about this? Of course I did.I mean, I'm... I'm pretty sure I did.It's just I talk to so many different people about so many different things.Why is there a giant bug in your house? That, my friend,is the jerusalem cricket,Better known to the layman as the potato bug. - I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable... "Bob's bugs be gone"?Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone? Okay. you've got homework to do.I've got a diaper to change.Hers... not mine.I ain't that old!I'm gonna be upstairs.- Gabe... out. - Okay, fine.But when's that hot guy getting here?Out!- Kids. - Yeah.Oh man, I left my book at school.Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.- Is that okay? - Perfect.Good,Cause I'm all about the learnin'.- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one.I think I left my pencils at school.Me too.Ladies and gentlemen!PJ and the Vibe!Wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird PJ kid. Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.He's downstairs...And he's my brother.Oh! oh, I'm... I'm sorry.Yeah, me too.Wait wait wait! stop stop!Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat. Dude, I'm percussion,Let me "percush"!For crying out loud, guys!What's up?Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.And that is loud!Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister. Excuse me,But the band is called PJ and the vibe.So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?I... I'm the vibe.Yeah, I got that.Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?I'm gonna be over here.- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art.I will not be silent!hey!If I have come down here again,this gets plugged into somewhere elseOkay?Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway?Is there a second fine lady in the house?Some guy she's totally into.I can't believe she's cheating on me.She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist. No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.- No, it's all in your head! - no,it's not, 'cause even my mum know about itNow then, where were we?You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer. All right... cellular respiration.- Do you mind? - not at all.While we're at it...- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!- What do you want? - Dinner!Nobody's fed me all day!And I am still part of this family, right?There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridgeKnock yourself out.All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions.- Teddy! - Oh, god!- What do you want?! - I need youto watch the baby for a sec.No!No!Nobody tells mom!Come here, Charlie.Oh, yes.- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.Uh, Teddy,Tell PJ to fire up the bug truck,I think I gotta go to the hospital.Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby. No! Okay.Relax, be the hospital in 10 mintuesOkay, just please please hurry.Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!That is so weird!Last week, Emmett and I wrote a songWith that exact same title.That's great, son. just please don't sing...- My butt is on fire!? - Stop it.It's the size of a tire!Stop it!- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?!Could you drive, please?!- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No! Michigan.- Maybe I should go. - no!Um, she's almost done with bottleAnd then she'll go right to sleep.Then we can studly... I mean study.Now, uh, where were we?Okay.- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration?That's when glucose and other compoundsoxidize to produce chemical energy,- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm.Also known as poop.Oh, boy.Hang in there, dad.Wow! Butt fire spreading.- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right? So please be careful.Just try and blend in.Dad, come on.It's hard for this to blend in.Just figure something out."figure something out.""figure something out."Mom!You're the doctor?Yes.I am.I am doctor...Shh... Chandrasooleewan.- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American. Are you sure you're a real doctor?You look kinda young.You sound like my wife.Okay, uh...What seems to be the problem?I have a fish hook in my lip!- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman. Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man. So...I'm guessing you're a 97-pounder.Hush, little babyGo beddy-byeTeddy wants to kiss a really cute guy.How's it going?Well, we're getting there.Well well well. What have we here?Emmett, why are you still here?Well, I was looking for the kitchen,But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom.- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door. No, I have not seen your cat.I'm calling about your brother;He's eating me out of house and homeGabe! Step away from the pie!Okay, I'll be right there.All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes. Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend? She's not your girlfriendOkay, maybe me and you need to step outside...So you can walk me to my bike.You here to give me my sponge bath?- PJ? - Hey, mom.What are you doing here?I'll tell you what I'm not doing here...Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.So, mom, what's... what's the happs?What's...Hey, honey!- Bob! - Nice work, son.Okay, what's going on here?Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes...Then no, then yes again.Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one! Honey, look, it was just a little accident.Oh, and by the way, for the record... an amazing catch!I knew this was a huge mistake.I never should've gone back to work.Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.No. no, it's not.It's too hard. I can't do this.I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time and take care of four kids?I'm a terrible mother.No no, you're not.Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father.I know!Would you guys chill?You're great parents.Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.Yeah, come on.We've got to be doing something right.I mean, hey, look at this... our son's a doctor.I'm serious. With both of us working,Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance.Come on, no one's going solo on this.All us kids are gonna help out.And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,We can all share the blame.Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room.It never ends!Gabe!Sorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but youprobably shouldn't let him in.I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door. Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney? Yeah.What are you fixing tomorrow night?The cat door.Gonna make sure it's locked.Okay. I think we're done here.- Good night. - It is now.All right, let's go.- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly - interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother.I've never been interested in you.I'm kidding.What's going on?Ever since the baby arrived,Everyone's been ignoring me.I feel like I'm invisible.I'm just the loser middle kid...Like you.Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser. Then what does make you a loser?I am not a loser. Okay?And I was a baby once.And then you came along.And I was not happy about it.But then you peed on PJ and I thought,"Hey, give the kid a shot."Look, someday you're gonna feel the same waya bout Charlie that I feel about you.Well, how do you feel about me?Let's put it this way...The hottest guy in school is at our house right now, And I'm here with you.Look how cute she is.I am warming up to her already!Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game And we are finally alone.Hey, everybody!I have a bruised coccyx.Oh, come on!That's a funny word.Coccyx!The doctor gave him pain medication.Was that me? Sorry.I'm a little numb down there.Uh, actually, that's my ride.Of course it is.It's good to meet you, son.Oh, good night, sweetheart.Good night, sir.- Good night. - Good night.Coccyx!So that's how dad got my first kissAnd how you flew for the first time.But the good news is...Nah, there is no good news.I take that back! It's a text from spencer!He wants to hang out with me tomorrow nightAt his house!Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. Oh, and, uh, one more thing...When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,Do not, under any circumstances,ever ever bring him home.Cause if you do, well...Good luck, Charlie.Oh, that's wonderful.Thank you so much for doing this.Hey, if I can't be there for my patients,What kind of pretend doctor am I?So, uh, do you ever think about shaving...Like, everywhere?I did... last week.2、English Version by And .to Teams. Sync By YesCool.Hi, charlie. Teddy here.So right now you're nine months old and everything is going great. Well, almost everything.Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,So brace yourself.Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.Yes, they will, yes, they will.Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrivedAnd if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.- P.J.! - What?What are you listening to?I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.- You like that? - More than baby talk.Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?Yes, I would, yes, I would.Wait, guys, charlie isn't even here.No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.So why are you guys still talking like that?I don't "weawy" know.I guess we're just kinda fried.Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.Work shift, baby shift-- I've barely got time to make doo-doo.Well, when was t last time you guys had a night out?You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?Teddy made a funny.A funny wunny.Seriously! You know what? It's Saturday night.You two, you go out, have fun,And do something besides work, take care of the baby and make doo-doo. Well, it's nice to dream, but who's gonna take care of charlie?Hello! You've got three great babysitters right here.I'm glad I didn't hear that.I don't know, teddy. It's really nice thought,But we're really not ready to go out without charlie just yet.- You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure!- Okay. - Prepare to be amazed.I could use a night out.<i>( rock music playing )</i><i>♪ day's all burnt toast ♪</i><i>♪ running late, and dad says ♪</i><i>♪ has anybody seen my left shoe? ♪</i><i>♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪</i><i>♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪</i><i>♪ there it is up on the roof ♪</i><i>♪ I've been there, I've survived ♪</i><i>♪ so just take my advice ♪</i><i>♪ hang in there, baby, things are crazy ♪</i><i>♪ but I know your future's bright ♪</i><i>♪ hang in there, baby ♪</i><i>♪ there's no maybe ♪</i><i>♪ everything turns out all right ♪</i><i>♪ your life is up and down ♪</i><i>♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪</i><i>♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪</i><i>♪ hang in there, baby. ♪</i>All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.But not too much fun-- we have enough kids already.I'm serious.Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.<i>- Both: Yeah yeah. - All right.</i>Hey, teddy, thanks for doing this.It's gonna be nice for your mom and I to have some special time together.<i>- Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!</i>All right, so we divide it up evenly,We each get to spend an hour with charlie.Who wants to go first?I think you should go first.And second and third, since this was your idea.Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself. You guys have to help out. Fine. I'll go fourth.- There is no fourth. - I meant I shall go forth to the parkTo shooteth some hoop.You want to go to the park so badly,Then why don't you just take charlie?What's a baby supposed to do at the park?Babies love parks. You can show her the duck pond,The blue sky, clouds.We're just gonna look at stuff? That's what tv is for.<i>P.J.: Yeah heh hah, all right!</i>This is great. Whee!Yes, whoo!What are you looking at? I was here first.Hey, you can ride that duck.I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck.Fine.Hey there, charlie. Are we having fun yet?All right.Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere? I'm the entertainment.I saw a bounce house on the other end of the park.A bouncy house, eh? Great.Another trip to the e.R.Who are you supposed to be anyway?Plastic man, rubber man?No, those are all registered trademarks.I'm captain stretchy.There used to be a "cs" here, but it came off in the wash. So what's your super power?Super elasticity.Hey, look, there's a quarter.Eh! ( mutters )Ah, forget it.Not like it's a dollar, right?- Hi. - Hi.Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers.Thanks, you too.Oh, wow,<i>- That baby's so cute. - You too.</i>Oh, I mean yours too.- I'm emma. - I'm p.J.- Who's this little guy? - My brother.We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.- Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure.So I saw you talking to captain stretchy earlier.Oh, yeah, he was lost.- Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.We hired him for my brother's birthday party- And he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful.Oh, it gets worse. The candles were lit, so he sat in the punch.That is so weird.I me he looks like such a quality entertainer.You know, p.J., I'm really impressed that you take your baby sister to the park.My brothers would never do anything like that.<i>I hope not. She is my sister.</i>Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarterAnd in the other, an ordinary egg.Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a littleAnd presto.Just out of curiosity,What was supposed to happen?I love this baby.Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.What happened to you?Let's just say charlie made a friend, p.J. Made a friend. Oh-- and did either youOr your friend bother to change a diaper?There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to emma. - Who's emma? - A vision,An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?- P.J.? - What?You brought home the wrong baby.What? I did not.Take a look! Wrong parts.There's nothing wrong with those parts.How could you bring home the wrong baby?I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.Emma is really cute.Yeah, well, so was our sister.- Come on, let's go to the park and find her. - Relax! I got her number. Then what are you waiting for? Call her.Wait a second.Is it too soon?- If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate. - Oh, you are desperate. Good point.Hello, is emma there?This is a chinese restaurant?Sure, I'll hear the specials.- She gave you the wrong number. - Who couldn't see that one coming? But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.It was so romantic.Well, what do we do now?<i>( cell phone ringing )</i>Oh no!Hi mom, what up?Yeah, everything's going great. Why wouldn't it be?We're just having a grand old time here with--Baby.Yeah, sure you can talk to him. Her her!Talk to mommy.Ooh-ooh ee ahh-ahh.What do you mean that didn't sound like charlie?What, do you just think I'm making baby noises into the phone?Mom, that's crazy.All right, bye. Say bye, charlie.Ooh ahh-ahh-ahh.Not that I'm in the position to criticize,But I was getting more monkey.Come on, let's go to the park.And meet the girl who blew off p.J.?I'm there.- I don't see her. - P.J., what did she look like?She was hot, but what does it matter?Maybe we should call someone. Who do you call when you search a baby?Captain stretchy!What is that?- You're still here? - Every Saturday and Sunday all day long.Stay in school, kids.Just the guy we needed to see.- I think you can help us. - Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.I can't get mommy and daddy back together.No, you don't understand. I was talking to a girl here earlier,And she said that you worked a party for her brother.- So? I work lots of parties. - Where was the party where you fell on the cake?You got three hours?This is really important. We need to find her.Interesting situation. You kids need info,- And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle?That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap.Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently.Her name's emma. Did she come back to the park?Well, maybe she didAnd maybe she didn't.Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question.He wants a bribe.I can't believe it.Here.Here's what I know: Her name is emma.- I just told you that. - I didn't say the information was fresh.Yeah, I know the girl.She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.For them I've been...Astronaut pete, cowboy bob...- Magic marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work.Yeah, and it stinks.I'm just starting off- And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah?You think this is easy, huh? Here.Turn that into a schnauzer.You can't do it, huh?Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!Well, stretchy, do you know where she lives?Yeah, around here somewhere.- I'd know it if I saw it. - Great!Now you help us tonight and we'll get you into that mirdle tomorrow. Oh, and you understand we're not actuallyGonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.Yeah, I get it.All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.Uh, hey-- captain stretchy, away!- Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.This place is one of my best customers.Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.<i>- ( baby cries ) - oh, look at that.</i>Oh, fajitas.Not that, the baby.<i>A little baby in a stroller just like ours.</i>Yeah, okay, honey, this is supposed to be a night away from the baby.So let's come back.Okay okay, I'm back.I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room.Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there,Could you check the traps?<i>Hola.</i><i>Adios.</i>Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?- I think it's charlie. - What?!You heard me, that is charlie!Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?<i>I will not sit down. A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.</i>Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?In the last hour somebody went over to our house,Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?I don't know, it's a big family.- Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,I think you're just missing charlieAnd you're having a little separation anxiety.Oh, okay.You're right.Crazy wazy.- I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time.Sit down.Now let's enjoy the rest of our night outAt this very lovely restaurant.- Okay? - Okay.I'm needed in the kitchen.- Charlie! - Emma!- Charlie! - Emma!- Marco! - Polo.Gabe, not helping.Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar?Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.- You are not getting any more money. - No, I have night blindness. All I'm seeing is shapes.- Why didn't you mention that earlier? - I needed a ride home. Stop here.Oh, great. Mom's up.- Maybe I'll just hang with you kids. - Captain stretchy, away.- Good night, stretchy. - Good night, stretchy.<i>Good night.</i>- Now what? - We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park. P.J., we can't keep driving around all night.It's over. We have to tell mom and dad.- But-- - no, it'll be okay.They know what to do. They always do.How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister?I'm the oldest. They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.P.J., if it makes you feel any better,Nobody thinks that.Why do I always mess everything up?You know what? This could have happened to any of us.All right, probably most likely you, but--This one, we're all in it together.Thanks.Hey, look,Captain stretchy dropped his driver's license.175 lbs, my butt!There they are.。

1嗨 Charlie 看看你Hi, Charlie, there you are.2才九个月大多可爱啊Nine months old and look how cute you are. 3再看看我也多可爱And look how cute I am.4我是你的姐姐TeddyIt's your big sister Teddy here,5我在拍视频日记And I'm making this video diary6来帮你立足于我们这个To help you survive our...7特别的家Special family.8嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.9哦这是妈妈Oh, and there's mom,10今天早上看起来最可爱了Looking lovelier than ever this morning. 11没心情拍Not in the mood.12好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay. I think you've had enough bananas. 13我们改吃点甜豌豆吧So we're switching to sweet peas!14你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.15非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?16哦那是你的大哥 PJOh, and there's your older brother PJ17通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doing today's homework at the last minute as usual.18这不是今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.19这是昨天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.20你可能有机会和你哥哥There's a chance you two will be21一起念高中哦in high school together.22哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 23他靠杀虫来赚钱He kills bugs for a living.24宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey, come on. we've been through this. 25我不是杀虫I don't kill bugs.26我是害虫防治专家I'm a pest control specialist.27一样啊Either way...28现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦So now you've met the whole family.29忘记某人了吧Forgetting somebody?30Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you. 31你是压轴的I was just saving the best for last.32Charlie 那是你的小哥哥GabeGharlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe.33你想对Charlie说点什么吗You want to say something to Charlie?34你毁了我的生活You ruined my life.35好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer36来适应你因为你就是个惊喜To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.37惊喜应该是好事啊I thought surprises were supposed to be good.38 卡And... cut.39大家听着Okay, gang, listen up.40我今晚要回医院工作I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital41这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班For the first time since Charlie was born, 42所以我想让你们全都待在家So I want everyone to stay at home43- 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝 - 等下不行妈- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom.44我今晚不能待家里I'm not gonna be here tonight.45我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了I have a study date at the library.46你的意思是借学习之机Don't you mean "studly" date...47和Spencer约会吧With Spencer?48哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh, save it for your pillow.49我很抱歉 Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule.50但是爸But, dad--51- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now. 52妈妈别误会我的意思Mom, don't take this the wrong way,53但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢But why did you guys have to have another baby?54那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well, because three kids was just too easy. 55胆小鬼才只生三个Three's for quitters.56Teddy 你不至于去和And Teddy, you know better than to schedule 57一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧a study date with a boy I've never met. 58拜托作为爸爸，有责任Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility 59知道我孩子的每个生活细节to know every detail of my kids' lives. 60是吗Oh yeah?61我上的是哪个学校？What school do I go to?62嗯以某个总统命名的Um-- the one named after that president. 63嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school.64- 我们走吧 - 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.65- 快点我们走 - 一天中最重要的一餐- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day66- 我从没吃到过 - 我们走吧- Never got it. - Let's go! 67- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢 - 是林肯小学- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln.68记住了Got it.69生活搞得一团糟Day's all burnt toast70就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad says71我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe72我闭上双眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite73跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud74就在这里我们的家There it is up on the roof75我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived76所以听取我的建议So just take my advice77宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hang in there, baby, things are crazy78可是我知道你会有美好未来But I know your future is bright79宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby80不要怀疑There is no maybe81一切终会如你所愿Eveything turns out all right82生活有悲有喜Sure life is up and down83可是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me, it comes back all around84你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be 85宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby86查莉成长日记第一季第一集Good Luck Charlie S01E01 Study Date87老公我去上班了Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!88这是Charlie的生活安排Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule. 89这上面写着什么时候喂她It tells you when to feed her,90什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉When to change her and when to put her down.91宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart, would you relax?92一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Big daddy's got this all under control. 93好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron94你就当真了Doesn't make it true.95如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Now if charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down.96它们到处都是拜托你小心点They're all over the place. Please be careful--97 - 它们到处都是 - 亲爱的- They're all over the place. - Honey... 98你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿You seem to forget I was fully involved 99养育了三个孩子in the raising of three kids.100哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?101 - 5月12号 - 11月23号- July 12th. - November 23rd.102记住了Got it.103祝你好运 CharlieGood luck, Charlie.104拜拜Mwah! Bye.105拜拜Bye.106嗨爸爸Hey, dad?107- 什么事 - 我有个家庭作业的问题问你- Yeah? - I have a homework question. 108好说吧Okay, fire away.109一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Can the average human lick his own armpit? 110- 可以 - 谢了- Yeah. - Thanks.111那是什么作业科学问题吗So what was that, like a science question? 112不是Nope.113我来开门我来开门I'll get it. I'll get it.114我来开门其他人都不许碰I'll get it. Nobody else get it!115- 你好 - 你好- Hi. - Hi.116好啊Hi!117我是Teddy的爸爸I'm Teddy's dad.118很高兴见到你先生Nice to meet you, sir.119嗯 Spencer和我要学习了Uh, Spencer and I are studying120- 我们得准备明天的生物测验 - 真的吗- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now?121是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave?122你不用Not you.123- Teddy - 什么事- Teddy. - Yeah?124我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的I thought your mom said no study date. 125是啊不能在图书馆Yeah, at the library.126哦对Oh, right.127那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay, so then you've talked to her about this?128我当然说了Of course I did.129我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.130只不过我每天和不同的人It's just I talk to so many different people 131说不同的事about so many different things.132你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Why is there a giant bug in your house? 133朋友那个That, my friend,134叫做沙螽is the jerusalem cricket,135外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Better known to the layman as the potato bug.136- 我是个害虫专家 - 又来了- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.137嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable-- 138 “Bob赶走了所有害虫”"Bob's bugs be gone"?139是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah, how do we make Bob be gone?140好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay. you've got homework to do.141我要去换尿布了I've got a diaper to change.142她的不是我的Hers-- not mine.143我还没老到那地步呢I ain't that old!144我还是上楼去吧I'm gonna be upstairs.145- Gabe 出去 - 好吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.146不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊But when's that hot guy getting here? 147出去Out!148- 小孩子 - 嗯- Kids. - Yeah.149哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh man, I left my book at school.150没关系我们看一本就行Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine. 151- 可以吗 - 完美- Is that okay? - Perfect.152好Good,153因为这都只是为了学习Cause I'm all about the learnin'.154- 我去拿铅笔 - 哦我有- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one.155我想我把铅笔忘在学校了I think I left my pencils at school.156我也是Me too.157女士们先生们Ladies and gentlemen!158有请PJ和感应乐队PJ and the Vibe!159哇看来你就住在那个怪小子PJ的隔壁啊Wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird PJ kid.160嗯他不在隔壁Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.161他在楼下He's downstairs...162而且他是我哥And he's my brother.163哦哦抱歉Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.164我也是Yeah, me too.165等下等下等下停停Wait wait wait! stop stop!166 Emmett 开头你应该用强拍的Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat.167哥们我是打击乐器Dude, I'm percussion,168让我“打击”Let me "percush"!169拜托了两位For crying out loud, guys!170你好嘛What's up?171你们能小声点吗我们正在学习Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.172不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.173那就是响亮And that is loud!174我想我们可以体谅一下你妹妹Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister.175拜托Excuse me,176这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队But the band is called PJ and the vibe. 177“感应”就没发言权吗So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?178我我就是感应I-- I'm the vibe.179是啊了解了Yeah, I got that.180所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?181我还是回去吧I'm gonna be over here.182- 关小声点 - 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art.183我不会安静的I will not be silent!184如果再逼我下来的话If I have come down here again,185这个会插在某个地方this gets plugged into somewhere else 186对了她和谁一起学习呢Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway? 187是不是又一位美女Is there a second fine lady in the house? 188是她迷恋的男生Some guy she's totally into.189我不敢相信她居然对我不忠I can't believe she's cheating on me. 190她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.191不对我们只是关系进展比较慢而已No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.192 - 不你们没关系 - 有- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.193 - 没有是你的幻想 - 不是- No, it's all in your head! - no,194才不是因为连我妈都知道我们的关系it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it 195好了我们学到哪儿了Now then, where were we?196其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer.197好了细胞呼吸作用All right-- cellular respiration.198- 你介意吗 - 一点也不- Do you mind? - not at all.199趁这个时候While we're at it--200- 你们干嘛呢 - 噢 Gabe- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!201- 你想怎么样啊 - 吃晚饭- What do you want? - Dinner!202一整天都没人给我做饭Nobody's fed me all day!203我也算这个家的一员对吧And I am still part of this family, right? 204冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge 205自己去吃吧Knock yourself out.206好了所有兄弟都搞定了All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.207- 太好了 - 不会再有人打搅我们了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions.208- Teddy - 哦天呐- Teddy! - Oh, god!209- 你想干嘛 - 我需要你- What do you want?! - I need you210照看下宝宝to watch the baby for a sec.211不No!212不No!213不准告诉你妈Nobody tells mom!214到这儿来 CharlieCome here, Charlie.215好了Oh, yes.216- Charlie 没事 - 哦但是我有事- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.217嗯 TeddyUh, Teddy,218叫PJ去发动油门Tell PJ to fire up the bug truck,219我想我得去趟医院I think I gotta go to the hospital.220还有 Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby.221不好吧No! Okay.222放松点十分钟后就到医院Relax, be the hospital in 10 mintues223知道了拜托尽快Okay, just please please hurry.224噢哇我的屁股在燃烧Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!225真是见鬼了That is so weird!226上周Emmett和我写一首歌Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song227就是这句话With that exact same title.228那太好了儿子但是请你别唱了That's great, son. just please don't sing-- 229- 我的屁股在燃烧 - 别唱了- My butt is on fire! ? - Stop it.230烫的面积和轮胎一样大It's the size of a tire!231别唱了Stop it!232- 拳打甲壳虫 - 噢你在干嘛- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?! 233拜托你好好开车啦Could you drive, please?!234- 你想玩认车牌游戏吗 - 不想- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No!235密歇根州（车牌）Michigan.236- 也许我该走了 - 不- Maybe I should go. - no!237嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Um, she's almost done with bottle238然后她就会睡觉了And then she'll go right to sleep.239我们就能约会---学习了Then we can studly-- I mean study.240我们学到哪儿了Now, uh, where were we?241- 哦 - 什么是细胞呼吸作用- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration? 242就是葡萄糖及其他化合物That's when glucose and other compounds 243发生氧化反应释放化学能oxidize to produce chemical energy,244- 还有水和二氧化碳 - 嗯- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm. 245也被称为屁Also known as poop.246哦老天Oh, boy.247忍着点老爸Hang in there, dad.248哇屁股火区扩散了Wow! Butt fire spreading.249- 医生在哪里 - 我去找找- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.250等等等等等等Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 251等等我们不要让妈知道我们在这是不Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right? 252所以小心点So please be careful.253不要引人注意Just try and blend in.254老爸拜托Dad, come on.255这么帅怎么可能不引人注目It's hard for this to blend in.256那就想个办法Just figure something out.257想个办法"figure something out."258想个办法"figure something out."259妈妈Mom!260你是医生吗You're the doctor?261是的Yes.262我是I am.263我是医生I am doctor...264是 Chandrasooleewan医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.265- 你是印第安人吗 - 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American.266你真的是个医生吗Are you sure you're a real doctor?267你看起来太年轻了You look kinda young.268你说话口气跟我老婆一样You sound like my wife.269好了嗯Okay, uh--270你哪儿出问题了What seems to be the problem?271有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了I have a fish hook in my lip!272- 怎么搞成这样的 - 我爸不擅长钓鱼- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman.273嘿我爸不擅长下楼梯Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man.274那么So--275我猜你得有九十七磅吧I'm guessing you're a 97-pounder.276嘘乖宝宝Hush, little baby277快睡觉Go beddy-bye278 Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy. 279怎么样了How's it going?280不错孩子快睡着了Well, we're getting there.281啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Well well well. What have we here?282 Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Emmett, why are you still here?283我在找厨房Well, I was looking for the kitchen,284但是我好像不小心进了舞厅But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom.285- 你好 - Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door.286我没看见你的猫No, I have not seen your cat.287我打给你是因为你弟弟I'm calling about your brother;288他要把我家都吃空了He's eating me out of house and home289 Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Gabe! Step away from the pie!290知道了我马上来Okay, I'll be right there.291等下 Spencer 我两分钟后回来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes.292千万别走 Emmett 出去走走Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere. 293你对我的女朋友有何居心So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend?294她才不是你女朋友She's not your girlfriend295好吧也许我们两个该到门外Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...296这样你就能送我上自行车了So you can walk me to my bike. 297你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗You here to give me my sponge bath?298- PJ - 嗨妈妈- PJ? - Hey, mom.299你在这做什么What are you doing here?300我告诉你我不会做什么吧I'll tell you what I'm not doing here-- 301我不会给多毛的人做擦浴的Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys. 302所以妈妈有什么事吗So, mom, what's-- what's the happs?303什么What's--304嗨亲爱的Hey, honey!305- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子- Bob! - Nice work, son.306好了到底出什么事了Okay, what's going on here?307爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt. 308- 你那时没抱着孩子吧 - 呃抱着呢- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes--309然后没有再然后又抱着了Then no, then yes again.310 Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one!311亲爱的听着这只是个小意外Honey, look, it was just a little accident. 312顺便说句我那一接太精彩了Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!313我就知道我犯了个大错误I knew this was a huge mistake.314我不应该回来工作的I never should've gone back to work.315宝贝没事的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay. 316不不才不会没事No. no, it's not.317这也太难了我做不来It's too hard. I can't do this.318我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time319一边照顾好四个孩子and take care of four kids?320我是个糟糕的母亲I'm a terrible mother.321不不你不是的No no, you're not.322听着如果真要说，我才是个糟糕的父亲Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father. 323我知道I know!324你们两个冷静点好吗Would you guys chill?325你们是很棒的父母You're great parents.326我 Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good. 327是的别难过了Yeah, come on.328我们还是做对了不少事情We've got to be doing something right. 329我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I mean, hey, look at this-- our son's a doctor.330我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作I'm serious. With both of us working, 331可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance. 332放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾孩子的Come on, no one's going solo on this. 333我们几个小孩都会帮你的All us kids are gonna help out.334不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,335我们会一起承担责任的We can all share the blame.336 Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room. 337真是忙个没完啊It never ends!338我很抱歉 Dabney夫人但是你Sorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but you 339也许不该让他进门的probably shouldn't let him in.340我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door.341 Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney?342有Yeah.343你明天晚上打算做什么？What are you fixing tomorrow night?344修理猫洞The cat door.345我会保证锁好它的Gonna make sure it's locked.346好了我想我们要走了Okay. I think we're done here.347- 晚安 - 是的- Good night. - It is now.348好了我们回家吧All right, let's go.349- 你在干嘛 - 哦现在你突然- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly350- 对我感兴趣了 - Gabe 你是我弟弟- interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother.351我从来都没对你感过兴趣I've never been interested in you.352我开玩笑呢I'm kidding.353到底怎么了What's going on?354自从这个宝宝来到世上Ever since the baby arrived,355每个人都总是忽略我Everyone's been ignoring me.356我觉得我是隐形的I feel like I'm invisible.357我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子I'm just the loser middle kid...358就像你一样Like you.359当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser.360那是什么让你变得窝囊了Then what does make you a loser?361我不窝囊拜托I am not a loser. Okay?362我本来也是最小的And I was a baby once.363然后你来到了这世上And then you came along.364开始我也不开心And I was not happy about it.365但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想But then you peed on PJ and I thought, 373嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧"Hey, give the kid a shot."366听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way 367看待Charlie的a bout Charlie that I feel about you. 368那么你怎么看待我的Well, how do you feel about me?369这么说吧Let's put it this way--370全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里The hottest guy in school is at our house right now,371而我现在却和你在一起And I'm here with you.372看她多可爱啊Look how cute she is.373我已经开始对她有好感了I am warming up to her already!374好了 Charlie已经睡着了 Gabe在玩电子游戏Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game375我们终于可以独处了And we are finally alone.376嗨大家好Hey, everybody!377我尾骨撞伤了I have a bruised coccyx.378哦拜托Oh, come on!379这个词搞笑That's a funny word.380尾骨Coccyx!381医生给他开了止痛药The doctor gave him pain medication.382是我放屁了吗不好意思Was that me? Sorry.383我那个地方还有点麻木I'm a little numb down there.384其实是接我的人来了Uh, actually, that's my ride.385当然是了Of course it is.386很高兴见到你小伙子It's good to meet you, son.387哦晚安宝贝Oh, good night, sweetheart. 388晚安先生Good night, sir.389- 晚安 - 晚安- Good night. - Good night.390尾骨Coccyx!391这就是爸如何抢走我的初吻的So that's how dad got my first kiss392还有你的第一次飞翔And how you flew for the first time.401但是好消息是But the good news is--393没有好消息Nah, there is no good news.394我收回刚才那句话 Spencer给我发短信了I take that back! It's a text from spencer! 395他约我明天一起出去He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night 396去他家At his house!397哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket.398哦对了还有一件事Oh, and, uh, one more thing--399当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥When you're my age and you meet a cute boy, 400不管什么情况千万不要Do not, under any circumstances,401带他来家中ever ever bring him home.402因为如果你这么做的话那么Cause if you do, well--403祝你好运 CharlieGood luck, Charlie.404哦太舒服了Oh, that's wonderful.405真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Thank you so much for doing this.406嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务Hey, if I can't be there for my patients, 407那我还装什么医生What kind of pretend doctor am I?408那么你有没想过剃毛So, uh, do you ever think about shaving-- 409全身Like, everywhere?410我剃过啊上周I did-- last week.。

三一文库（）〔查莉成长日记字幕〕*篇一：查莉成长日记双语剧本台词S01E011查莉成长日记S01E01GoodluckCharlieS01E012嗨Charlie看看你Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.3才九个月大多可爱啊Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.4再看看我也多可爱AndlookhowcuteIam.5我是你的姐姐TeddyItsyourbigsisterTeddyhere,6我在拍视频日记AndImmakingthisvideodiary7来帮你立足于我们这个Tohelpyousurviveour...8特别的家Specialfamily.9嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.10哦这是妈妈Oh,andtheresmom,11今天早上看起来最可爱了Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.12没心情拍Notinthemood.13好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay.Ithinkyouvehadenoughbananas.14我们改吃点甜豌豆吧Sowereswitchingtosweetpeas!15你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Youregonnalovethem.Look,mommythinkstheyresoyummy.16非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?17哦那是你的大哥PJOh,andtheresyourolderbrotherPJ18通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doingtodayshomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.19这不是今天的家庭作业Itsnottodayshomework.20这是昨天的家庭作业Thisisyesterdayshomework.21你可能有机会和你哥哥Theresachanceyoutwowillbe 22一起念高中哦inhighschooltogether.23哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh,andtheresdadpreparingforanotherdayswork.24他靠杀虫来赚钱Hekillsbugsforaliving.25宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey,comeon.wevebeenthroughthis.26我不是杀虫Idontkillbugs.27我是害虫防治专家Imapestcontrolspecialist.28一样啊Eitherway...29现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Sonowyouvemetthewholefamily.30忘记某人了吧Forgettingsomebody?31Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe!nonono.Ididntforgetaboutyou.32你是压轴的Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.33Charlie那是你的小哥哥GabeGharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.34你想对Charlie说点什么吗YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?35你毁了我的生活Youruinedmylife.36好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay,soitstakingGabealittlebitlonger37来适应你因为你就是个惊喜Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.38惊喜应该是好事啊Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.39卡And...cut.40大家听着Okay,gang,listenup.41我今晚要回医院工作Imgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital42这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,43所以我想让你们全都待在家SoIwanteveryonetostayathome44-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.45我今晚不能待家里Imnotgonnabeheretonight.46我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.47你的意思是借学习之机Dontyoumean"studly"date...48和Spencer约会吧WithSpencer?49哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.50我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划Imsorry,Teddy,butyourejustgonnahavetoreschedule.51但是爸But,dad--52-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了-Bob!-Uh,dadsnotavailablerightnow.53妈妈别误会我的意思Mom,donttakethisthewrongway,54但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?55那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.56胆小鬼才只生三个Threesforquitters.57Teddy你不至于去和AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoschedule58一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧astudydatewithaboyIvenevermet.59拜托作为爸爸，有责任Comeon.asdad,itsmyresponsibility60知道我孩子的每个生活细节toknoweverydetailofmykidslives.61是吗Ohyeah?62我上的是哪个学校？WhatschooldoIgoto?63嗯以某个总统命名的Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.64嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey,youknowwhat?Ivegottodriveyoukidstoschool.65-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Letsgo.-Wait,Ihaventhadbreakfastyet.66-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Comeon,letsgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday67-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-Nevergotit.-Letsgo!68-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学-Ivegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.69记住了Gotit.7071生活搞得一团糟Daysallburnttoast72就要迟到爸爸在叫Runninglate,anddadsays73我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe74我闭上双眼咬口早餐Iclosemyeyes,takeabite75跳上车子放声大笑Grabaride,laughoutloud76就在这里我们的家Thereitisupontheroof77我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Ivebeenthere,Ivesurvived78所以听取我的建议Sojusttakemyadvice79宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy80可是我知道你会有美好未来ButIknowyourfutureisbright81宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby82不要怀疑Thereisnomaybe83一切终会如你所愿Eveythingturnsoutallright84生活有悲有喜Surelifeisupanddown85可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround86你会喜欢将来的你Youregonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe87宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby89老公我去上班了Bobhoney,Imleavingforwork!90这是Charlie的生活安排Okay,honey,heresCharliesschedule.91这上面写着什么时候喂她Ittellsyouwhentofeedher, 92什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.93宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?94一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Bigdaddysgotthisallundercontrol.95好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay,justbecausethatsonyourbarbecueapron96你就当真了Doesntmakeittrue.97如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.98它们到处都是拜托你小心点Theyreallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful--99-它们到处都是-亲爱的-Theyreallovertheplace.-Honey...100你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved101养育了三个孩子intheraisingofthreekids.102哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh,yeah?Whensmybirthday?103-5月12号-11月23号-July12th.-November23rd.104记住了Gotit.105祝你好运CharlieGoodluck,Charlie.106拜拜Mwah!Bye.107拜拜Bye.108嗨爸爸Hey,dad?109-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.110好说吧Okay,fireaway.111一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?112-可以-谢了-Yeah.-Thanks.113那是什么作业科学问题吗Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?114不是Nope.115我来开门我来开门Illgetit.Illgetit.116我来开门其他人都不许碰Illgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!117-你好-你好-Hi.-Hi.118好啊Hi!119我是Teddy的爸爸ImTeddysdad.120很高兴见到你先生Nicetomeetyou,sir.121嗯Spencer和我要学习了Uh,SpencerandIarestudying122-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?123是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?124你不用Notyou.125-Teddy-什么事-Teddy.-Yeah?126我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.127是啊不能在图书馆Yeah,atthelibrary.128哦对Oh,right.129那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay,sothenyouvetalkedtoheraboutthis?130我当然说了OfcourseIdid.131我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了Imean,Im--ImprettysureIdid.132只不过我每天和不同的人ItsjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople133说不同的事aboutsomanydifferentthings.134你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?135朋友那个That,myfriend,136叫做沙螽isthejerusalemcricket,137外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.138-我是个害虫专家-又来了-Imanexterminator.-Herewego.139嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable--140“Bob赶走了所有害虫”"Bobsbugsbegone"?141是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?142好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay.youvegothomeworktodo.143我要去换尿布了Ivegotadiapertochange.144她的不是我的Hers--notmine.145我还没老到那地步呢Iaintthatold!146我还是上楼去吧Imgonnabeupstairs.147-Gabe出去-好吧-Gabe--out.-Okay,fine.148不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊Butwhensthathotguygettinghere?149出去Out!150-小孩子-嗯-Kids.-Yeah.151哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.152没关系我们看一本就行Oh,thatsokay,wecanjustsharemine.。

好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第一集S01E01StudyDateHi,Charlie,thereyouare.嗨Charlie快看看你Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊AndlookhowcuteIam.再看看我多么可爱啊It'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.这才不是今天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.这是昨天的家庭作业There'sachanceyoutwowillbe你可能有机会和你哥哥inhighschooltogether.一起念高中哦Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作Hekillsbugsforaliving.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Idon'tkillbugs.我不是杀虫I'mapestcontrolspecialist.我是害虫防治专家Eitherway...还不都是得Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.GabeForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn, 这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班SoIwanteveryonetostayathome所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom. -帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈妈I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.我今晚不能待在家里Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don'tyoumean"studly"date...你的意思是借学习之机WithSpencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule. 我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划But,dad--但是爸爸-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Teddy是吗-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Gotit.记住了Day'sallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvivedBobIttellsyouwhentofeedher,这上面写着什么时候喂她Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?宝贝放轻松Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn'tmakeittrue.你就真当自己全能了Nowifcharliegetsfussy,如果Charlie哭闹了herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful-- 它们到处都是拜托你小心点-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...-它们到处都是-亲爱的YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地-5月拜拜Bye.拜拜--可以那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'llgetit.I'llgetit.我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!我来开门其他人都不许碰-Hi.-Hi.-你好-你好Hi!好啊I'mTeddy'sdad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nicetomeetyou,sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh,SpencerandIarestudying嗯Spencer和我要学习了-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now? -我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave? 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Notyou.Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.-我是个害虫专家-又来了Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob'sbugsbegone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay.you'vegothomeworktodo.好吧你们要做家庭作业I'vegotadiapertochange.我也要去换尿布了Hers--notmine.给她换不是我Iain'tthatold!我还没老到那地步呢I'mgonnabeupstairs.我还是上楼去吧-Gabe--out.-Okay,fine.-Gabe出去-好吧知道了Out!出去--很好-有请PJ和感应乐队Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoor哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊tothatweirdPJkid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm.Yeah,he'snotnextdoor.嗯不过他不在隔壁He'sdownstairs...他在楼下Andhe'smybrother.而且他是我哥哥Oh!oh,I'm--I'msorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah,metoo.我也是Waitwaitwait!stopstop!等下等下等下停停Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat. Emmett开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude,I'mpercussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Letme"percush"!拜托I'mgonnabeoverhere.我还是回去吧-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.-关小声点现在-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求Iwillnotbesilent!我不会安静的hey!嘿IfIhavecomedownhereagain,如果再逼我下来的话thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo,who'ssheuptherestudyingwithanyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?是不是又一位美女Someguyshe'stotallyinto.和她迷恋的某个男生一起Ican'tbelieveshe'scheatingonme.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠-----一整天都没人给我做饭AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There'sahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knockyourselfout.自己去吃吧Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof. 现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions. -太好了-那就再也不会有人打搅我们了-Teddy!-Oh,god!-Teddy-哦天呐-Whatdoyouwant?!-Ineedyou-你想干嘛-我需要你towatchthebabyforasec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobodytellsmom!好了嗯叫PJ还有Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong上周Emmett和我写一首歌Withthatexactsametitle.正好就叫这个名字That'sgreat,son.justpleasedon'tsing-- 那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱-Mybuttisonfire!?-Stopit.-我的屁股像被火烧-别唱了It'sthesizeofatire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stopit!别唱了-Punchbuggy!-Ow!Whatareyoudoing?!-拳打甲壳虫-噢你在干嘛Couldyoudrive,please?!拜托你好好开车行不-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame?-No!-你想玩认车牌游戏吗-不想Michigan.密歇根州-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!-也许我该走了-不好了-哦--哇哦屁股火区扩散了-Where'sthedoctor?-I'llgosee.-医生在哪里-我去找找Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.等等等等等等Wait.wait.Wedon'twantmomtoknowwe'rehere,right? 等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不Sopleasebecareful.所以小心点Justtryandblendin.尽量别引人注意Dad,comeon.老爸拜托It'shardforthistoblendin.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Justfiguresomethingout.那就想个办法"figuresomethingout."想个办法"figuresomethingout."想个办法Mom!妈妈Yes.是的Iam.我是是--How'dthishappen?-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman. -怎么搞成这样的-我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey,mine'snotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman. 嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'mguessingyou'reaninetysevenpounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush,littlebaby嘘乖宝宝Gobeddy-bye快睡觉Teddywantstokissareallycuteguy. Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How'sitgoing?怎么样了Well,we'regettingthere.不错孩子快睡着了Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere?啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett,whyareyoustillhere? Emmett你怎么还在这儿-你好Gabe等下好吧也许我们两个该到门外Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.这样你就能送我上自行车了Youheretogivememyspongebath?你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗-PJ?-Hey,mom.-PJ-嗨妈妈Whatareyoudoinghere?你在这儿干什么I'lltellyouwhatI'mnotdoinghere-- 我告诉你我不会干什么吧Givingspongebathstobighairyguys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So,mom,what's--what'sthehapps?所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey,honey!嗨亲爱的-Bob!-Nicework,son.-Bob-干的漂亮儿子Okay,what'sgoingonhere?-Bobandtakecareoffourkids?一边照顾好四个孩子I'materriblemother.我真是个糟糕的母亲Nono,you'renot.不不你不是的Look,ifanything,I'mahorriblefather.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲Iknow!我知道Wouldyouguyschill?你们两个冷静点好吗You'regreatparents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy,gabeandmeturnedoutprettygood.我TeddyGabe现在都很不错啊Yeah,comeon.是的别难过了We'vegottobedoingsomethingright.我们还是做对了不少事情Imean,hey,lookatthis--ourson'sadoctor.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了不管GabeGabe你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊Whatareyoufixingtomorrownight?你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Thecatdoor.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonnamakesureit'slocked.我会保证锁好它的Okay.Ithinkwe'redonehere.好了我想我们要走了-Goodnight.-Itisnow.-晚安-现在确实安生了Allright,let'sgo.好了我们回家吧-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh,sonowyou'resuddenly-你在干嘛-哦现在你突然-interestedinme?-gabe,you'remylittlebrother. -对我感兴趣了-Gabe你是我弟弟I'veneverbeeninterestedinyou.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'mkidding.ButthenyoupeedonPJandIthought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey,givethekidashot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look,somedayyou'regonnafeelthesameway听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样aboutCharliethatIfeelaboutyou.看待Charlie的Well,howdoyoufeelaboutme?那么你怎么看待我的Let'sputitthisway--我这么说吧Thehottestguyinschoolisatourhouserightnow, 全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里AndI'mherewithyou.而我现在却和你在一起Lookhowcutesheis.看她多可爱啊Iamwarminguptoheralready!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay,Charlie'sasleep,Gabe'splayingavideogame 好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏尾骨哦晚安宝贝Goodnight,sir.晚安先生-Goodnight.-Goodnight.-晚安-晚安Coccyx!尾骨Sothat'showdadgotmyfirstkiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的Andhowyouflewforthefirsttime.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉Butthegoodnewsis--但是好消息是Nah,thereisnogoodnews.算了根本没有好消息Itakethatback!It'satextfromspencer!我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了Hewantstohangoutwithmetomorrownight他约我明天一起出去Athishouse!去他家Oh!I'vegottagowashyourpukeoutofmyjacket.Idid--lastweek.我剃过啊上周刚剃的。