查莉成长日记主题歌歌词文本theme song--Good luck Charlie

好运查莉第一季第一集英汉对白集团文件版本号：（M928-T898-M248-WU2669-I2896-DQ586-M1988）1嗨 Charlie 看看你Hi, Charlie, there you are.2才九个月大多可爱啊Nine months old and look how cute you are.3再看看我也多可爱And look how cute I am.4我是你的姐姐TeddyIt's your big sister Teddy here,5我在拍视频日记And I'm making this video diary6来帮你立足于我们这个To help you survive our...7特别的家Special family.8嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.9哦这是妈妈Oh, and there's mom,10今天早上看起来最可爱了Looking lovelier than ever this morning.11没心情拍Not in the mood.12好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.13我们改吃点甜豌豆吧So we're switching to sweet peas!14你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.15非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay16哦那是你的大哥 PJOh, and there's your older brother PJ 17通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doing today's homework at the last minute as usual.18这不是今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.19这是昨天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.20你可能有机会和你哥哥There's a chance you two will be21一起念高中哦in high school together.22哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work.23他靠杀虫来赚钱He kills bugs for a living.24宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey, come on. we've been through this.25我不是杀虫I don't kill bugs.26我是害虫防治专家I'm a pest control specialist.27一样啊Either way...28现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦So now you've met the whole family.29忘记某人了吧Forgetting somebody30Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.31你是压轴的I was just saving the best for last. 32Charlie 那是你的小哥哥Gabe Gharlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe.33你想对Charlie说点什么吗You want to say something to Charlie 34你毁了我的生活You ruined my life.35好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer36来适应你因为你就是个惊喜To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.37惊喜应该是好事啊I thought surprises were supposed to be good.38 卡And... cut.39大家听着Okay, gang, listen up.40我今晚要回医院工作I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital41这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班For the first time since Charlie was born,42所以我想让你们全都待在家So I want everyone to stay at home43- 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝 - 等下不行妈- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom.44我今晚不能待家里I'm not gonna be here tonight.45我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了I have a study date at the library.46你的意思是借学习之机Don't you mean "studly" date...47和Spencer约会吧With Spencer48哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh, save it for your pillow.49我很抱歉 Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule.50但是爸But, dad--51- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.52妈妈别误会我的意思Mom, don't take this the wrong way,53但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢But why did you guys have to have another baby54那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well, because three kids was just too easy.55胆小鬼才只生三个Three's for quitters.56Teddy 你不至于去和And Teddy, you know better than to schedule57一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧a study date with a boy I've never met.58拜托作为爸爸，有责任Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility59知道我孩子的每个生活细节to know every detail of my kids' lives.60是吗Oh yeah61我上的是哪个学校？What school do I go to62嗯以某个总统命名的Um-- the one named after that president.63嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey, you know what I've got to drive you kids to school.64- 我们走吧 - 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.65- 快点我们走 - 一天中最重要的一餐- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day66- 我从没吃到过 - 我们走吧- Never got it. - Let's go!67- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢 - 是林肯小学- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt - Lincoln.68记住了Got it.69生活搞得一团糟Day's all burnt toast70就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad says71我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe72我闭上双眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite73跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud74就在这里我们的家There it is up on the roof75我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived76所以听取我的建议So just take my advice77宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 78可是我知道你会有美好未来But I know your future is bright79宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby80不要怀疑There is no maybe81一切终会如你所愿Eveything turns out all right82生活有悲有喜Sure life is up and down83可是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me, it comes back all around84你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be85宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, Baby86查莉成长日记第一季第一集Good Luck Charlie S01E01 Study Date 87老公我去上班了Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!88这是Charlie的生活安排Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.89这上面写着什么时候喂她It tells you when to feed her,90什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉When to change her and when to put her down.91宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart, would you relax92一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Big daddy's got this all under control.93好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron94你就当真了Doesn't make it true.95如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Now if charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down.96它们到处都是拜托你小心点They're all over the place. Please be careful--97 - 它们到处都是 - 亲爱的- They're all over the place. - Honey...98你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿You seem to forget I was fully involved99养育了三个孩子in the raising of three kids.100哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh, yeah When's my birthday101 - 5月12号 - 11月23号- July 12th. - November 23rd.102记住了Got it.103祝你好运 Charlie Good luck, Charlie.104拜拜Mwah! Bye.105拜拜Bye.106嗨爸爸Hey, dad107- 什么事 - 我有个家庭作业的问题问你- Yeah - I have a homework question. 108好说吧Okay, fire away.109一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Can the average human lick his own armpit110- 可以 - 谢了- Yeah. - Thanks.111那是什么作业科学问题吗So what was that, like a science question112不是Nope.113我来开门我来开门I'll get it. I'll get it.114我来开门其他人都不许碰I'll get it. Nobody else get it!115- 你好 - 你好- Hi. - Hi.116好啊Hi!117我是Teddy的爸爸I'm Teddy's dad.118很高兴见到你先生Nice to meet you, sir.119嗯 Spencer和我要学习了Uh, Spencer and I are studying120- 我们得准备明天的生物测验 - 真的吗- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now121是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave122你不用Not you.123- Teddy - 什么事- Teddy. - Yeah124我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的I thought your mom said no study date. 125是啊不能在图书馆Yeah, at the library.126哦对Oh, right.127那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay, so then you've talked to her aboutthis128我当然说了Of course I did.129我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did. 130只不过我每天和不同的人It's just I talk to so many different people131说不同的事about so many different things.132你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Why is there a giant bug in your house133朋友那个That, my friend,134叫做沙螽is the jerusalem cricket,135外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Better known to the layman as the potato bug.136- 我是个害虫专家 - 又来了- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go. 137嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable--138 “Bob赶走了所有害虫”"Bob's bugs be gone"139是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah, how do we make Bob be gone140好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay. you've got homework to do.141我要去换尿布了I've got a diaper to change.142她的不是我的Hers-- not mine.143我还没老到那地步呢I ain't that old!144我还是上楼去吧I'm gonna be upstairs.145- Gabe 出去 - 好吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.146不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊But when's that hot guy getting here 147出去Out!148- 小孩子 - 嗯- Kids. - Yeah.149哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh man, I left my book at school.150没关系我们看一本就行Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.151- 可以吗 - 完美- Is that okay - Perfect.152好Good,153因为这都只是为了学习Cause I'm all about the learnin'.154- 我去拿铅笔 - 哦我有- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one.155我想我把铅笔忘在学校了I think I left my pencils at school. 156我也是Me too.157女士们先生们Ladies and gentlemen!158有请PJ和感应乐队PJ and the Vibe!159哇看来你就住在那个怪小子PJ的隔壁啊Wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird PJ kid.160嗯他不在隔壁Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.161他在楼下He's downstairs...162而且他是我哥And he's my brother.163哦哦抱歉Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.164我也是Yeah, me too.165等下等下等下停停Wait wait wait! stop stop!166 Emmett 开头你应该用强拍的Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat.167哥们我是打击乐器Dude, I'm percussion,168让我“打击”Let me "percush"!169拜托了两位For crying out loud, guys!170你好嘛What's up171你们能小声点吗我们正在学习Can you please turn it down We're trying to study.172不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.173那就是响亮And that is loud!174我想我们可以体谅一下你妹妹Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister.175拜托Excuse me,176这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队But the band is called PJ and the vibe.177“感应”就没发言权吗So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say 178我我就是感应I-- I'm the vibe.179是啊了解了Yeah, I got that.180所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Oh, so you got my vibe, huh181我还是回去吧I'm gonna be over here.182- 关小声点 - 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art.183我不会安静的I will not be silent!184如果再逼我下来的话If I have come down here again,185这个会插在某个地方this gets plugged into somewhere else 186对了她和谁一起学习呢Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway187是不是又一位美女Is there a second fine lady in the house188是她迷恋的男生Some guy she's totally into.189我不敢相信她居然对我不忠I can't believe she's cheating on me. 190她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.191不对我们只是关系进展比较慢而已No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.192 - 不你们没关系 - 有- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.193 - 没有是你的幻想 - 不是- No, it's all in your head! - no,194才不是因为连我妈都知道我们的关系it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it195好了我们学到哪儿了Now then, where were we196其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer.197好了细胞呼吸作用All right-- cellular respiration.198- 你介意吗 - 一点也不- Do you mind - not at all.199趁这个时候While we're at it--200- 你们干嘛呢 - 噢 Gabe- What are you doing - Oh! gabe!201- 你想怎么样啊 - 吃晚饭- What do you want - Dinner!202一整天都没人给我做饭Nobody's fed me all day!203我也算这个家的一员对吧And I am still part of this family, right204冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge205自己去吃吧Knock yourself out.206好了所有兄弟都搞定了All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.207- 太好了 - 不会再有人打搅我们了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions.208- Teddy - 哦天呐- Teddy! - Oh, god!209- 你想干嘛 - 我需要你- What do you want! - I need you210照看下宝宝to watch the baby for a sec.211不No!212不No!213不准告诉你妈Nobody tells mom!214到这儿来 CharlieCome here, Charlie.215好了Oh, yes.216- Charlie 没事 - 哦但是我有事- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not. 217嗯 TeddyUh, Teddy,218叫PJ去发动油门Tell PJ to fire up the bug truck,219我想我得去趟医院I think I gotta go to the hospital. 220还有 Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby.221不好吧No! Okay.222放松点十分钟后就到医院Relax, be the hospital in 10 mintues 223知道了拜托尽快Okay, just please please hurry.224噢哇我的屁股在燃烧Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!225真是见鬼了That is so weird!226上周Emmett和我写一首歌Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song 227就是这句话With that exact same title.228那太好了儿子但是请你别唱了That's great, son. just please don't sing--229- 我的屁股在燃烧 - 别唱了- My butt is on fire! - Stop it.230烫的面积和轮胎一样大It's the size of a tire!231别唱了Stop it!232- 拳打甲壳虫 - 噢你在干嘛- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing!233拜托你好好开车啦Could you drive, please!234- 你想玩认车牌游戏吗 - 不想- Hey, you want to play license plate game - No!235密歇根州（车牌）Michigan.236- 也许我该走了 - 不- Maybe I should go. - no!237嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Um, she's almost done with bottle238然后她就会睡觉了And then she'll go right to sleep.239我们就能约会---学习了Then we can studly-- I mean study.240我们学到哪儿了Now, uh, where were we241- 哦 - 什么是细胞呼吸作用- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration242就是葡萄糖及其他化合物That's when glucose and other compounds 243发生氧化反应释放化学能oxidize to produce chemical energy, 244- 还有水和二氧化碳 - 嗯- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm. 245也被称为屁Also known as poop.246哦老天Oh, boy.247忍着点老爸Hang in there, dad.248哇屁股火区扩散了Wow! Butt fire spreading.249- 医生在哪里 - 我去找找- Where's the doctor - I'll go see. 250等等等等等等Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.251等等我们不要让妈知道我们在这是不Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right252所以小心点So please be careful.253不要引人注意Just try and blend in.254老爸拜托Dad, come on.255这么帅怎么可能不引人注目It's hard for this to blend in. 256那就想个办法Just figure something out.257想个办法"figure something out."258想个办法"figure something out."259妈妈Mom!260你是医生吗You're the doctor261是的Yes.262我是I am.263我是医生I am doctor...264是 Chandrasooleewan医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.265- 你是印第安人吗 - 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民- Are you Indian - We prefer to be called Native American.266你真的是个医生吗Are you sure you're a real doctor267你看起来太年轻了You look kinda young.268你说话口气跟我老婆一样You sound like my wife.269好了嗯Okay, uh--270你哪儿出问题了What seems to be the problem271有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了I have a fish hook in my lip!272- 怎么搞成这样的 - 我爸不擅长钓鱼- How'd this happen - My dad is not a very good fisherman.273嘿我爸不擅长下楼梯Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man.274那么So--275我猜你得有九十七磅吧I'm guessing you're a 97-pounder.276嘘乖宝宝Hush, little baby277快睡觉Go beddy-bye278 Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy. 279怎么样了How's it going280不错孩子快睡着了Well, we're getting there.281啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Well well well. What have we here282 Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Emmett, why are you still here283我在找厨房Well, I was looking for the kitchen, 284但是我好像不小心进了舞厅But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom.285- 你好- Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人- hello - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door.286我没看见你的猫No, I have not seen your cat.287我打给你是因为你弟弟I'm calling about your brother;288他要把我家都吃空了He's eating me out of house and home 289 Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Gabe! Step away from the pie!290知道了我马上来Okay, I'll be right there.291等下 Spencer 我两分钟后回来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes.292千万别走 Emmett 出去走走Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.293你对我的女朋友有何居心So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend294她才不是你女朋友She's not your girlfriend295好吧也许我们两个该到门外Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...296这样你就能送我上自行车了So you can walk me to my bike.297你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗You here to give me my sponge bath298- PJ - 嗨妈妈- PJ - Hey, mom.299你在这做什么What are you doing here300我告诉你我不会做什么吧I'll tell you what I'm not doing here--301我不会给多毛的人做擦浴的Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys. 302所以妈妈有什么事吗So, mom, what's-- what's the happs303什么What's--304嗨亲爱的Hey, honey!305- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子- Bob! - Nice work, son.306好了到底出什么事了Okay, what's going on here307爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.308- 你那时没抱着孩子吧 - 呃抱着呢- You weren't holding the baby, were you - Um, yes--309然后没有再然后又抱着了Then no, then yes again.310 Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one!311亲爱的听着这只是个小意外Honey, look, it was just a little accident.312顺便说句我那一接太精彩了Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!313我就知道我犯了个大错误I knew this was a huge mistake.314我不应该回来工作的I never should've gone back to work. 315宝贝没事的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay. 316不不才不会没事No. no, it's not.317这也太难了我做不来It's too hard. I can't do this.318我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time319一边照顾好四个孩子and take care of four kids320我是个糟糕的母亲I'm a terrible mother.321不不你不是的No no, you're not.322听着如果真要说，我才是个糟糕的父亲Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father.323我知道I know!324你们两个冷静点好吗Would you guys chill325你们是很棒的父母You're great parents.326我 Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.327是的别难过了Yeah, come on.328我们还是做对了不少事情We've got to be doing something right. 329我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I mean, hey, look at this-- our son'sa doctor.330我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作I'm serious. With both of us working, 331可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance.332放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾孩子的Come on, no one's going solo on this. 333我们几个小孩都会帮你的All us kids are gonna help out.334不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,335我们会一起承担责任的We can all share the blame.336 Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room.337真是忙个没完啊It never ends!338我很抱歉 Dabney夫人但是你Sorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but you 339也许不该让他进门的probably shouldn't let him in.340我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door.341 Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney342有Yeah.343你明天晚上打算做什么？What are you fixing tomorrow night344修理猫洞The cat door.345我会保证锁好它的Gonna make sure it's locked.346好了我想我们要走了Okay. I think we're done here.347- 晚安 - 是的- Good night. - It is now.348好了我们回家吧All right, let's go.349- 你在干嘛 - 哦现在你突然- What are you doing - Oh, so now you're suddenly350- 对我感兴趣了 - Gabe 你是我弟弟- interested in me - gabe, you're my little brother.351我从来都没对你感过兴趣I've never been interested in you.352我开玩笑呢I'm kidding.353到底怎么了What's going on354自从这个宝宝来到世上Ever since the baby arrived,355每个人都总是忽略我Everyone's been ignoring me.356我觉得我是隐形的I feel like I'm invisible.357我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子I'm just the loser middle kid...358就像你一样Like you.359当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser.360那是什么让你变得窝囊了Then what does make you a loser361我不窝囊拜托I am not a loser. Okay 362我本来也是最小的And I was a baby once.363然后你来到了这世上And then you came along.364开始我也不开心And I was not happy about it.365但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想But then you peed on PJ and I thought, 373嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧"Hey, give the kid a shot."366听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way367看待Charlie的a bout Charlie that I feel about you. 368那么你怎么看待我的Well, how do you feel about me369这么说吧Let's put it this way--370全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里The hottest guy in school is at our house right now,371而我现在却和你在一起And I'm here with you.372看她多可爱啊Look how cute she is.373我已经开始对她有好感了I am warming up to her already!374好了 Charlie已经睡着了 Gabe在玩电子游戏Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game375我们终于可以独处了And we are finally alone.376嗨大家好Hey, everybody!377我尾骨撞伤了I have a bruised coccyx.378哦拜托Oh, come on!379这个词搞笑That's a funny word.380尾骨Coccyx!381医生给他开了止痛药The doctor gave him pain medication. 382是我放屁了吗不好意思Was that me Sorry.383我那个地方还有点麻木I'm a little numb down there.384其实是接我的人来了Uh, actually, that's my ride.385当然是了Of course it is.386很高兴见到你小伙子It's good to meet you, son.387哦晚安宝贝Oh, good night, sweetheart.388晚安先生Good night, sir.389- 晚安 - 晚安- Good night. - Good night.390尾骨Coccyx!391这就是爸如何抢走我的初吻的So that's how dad got my first kiss 392还有你的第一次飞翔And how you flew for the first time.401但是好消息是But the good news is--393没有好消息Nah, there is no good news.394我收回刚才那句话 Spencer给我发短信了I take that back! It's a text from spencer!395他约我明天一起出去He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night396去他家At his house!397哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket.398哦对了还有一件事Oh, and, uh, one more thing--399当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,400不管什么情况千万不要Do not, under any circumstances,401带他来家中ever ever bring him home.402因为如果你这么做的话那么Cause if you do, well--403祝你好运 CharlieGood luck, Charlie.404哦太舒服了Oh, that's wonderful.405真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Thank you so much for doing this.406嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务Hey, if I can't be there for my patients,407那我还装什么医生What kind of pretend doctor am I408那么你有没想过剃毛So, uh, do you ever think about shaving--409全身Like, everywhere410我剃过啊上周I did-- last week.。

查莉成长日记Good Luck Charlie第二季中英对照剧本剧情简介：好运查莉又名《查莉成长日记》，属于迪士尼频道家庭题材情景喜剧，故事围绕六口之家Duncan一家展开。

原本已经有三个孩子的Duncan夫妇又生下第四个孩子，可爱的女孩Charlotte，大家都叫她Charlie。

姐姐Teddy拿起DV摄像机，记录下Charlie成长中所经历的以及这个家中所发生的一切有趣、有意义的事情，以便在Charlie长大后让她看到她的成长之路，并给予她一些生活的建议。

小编点评：该剧老少咸宜。

非常适合精看学英文！相比老友记，此剧语言更鲜活，更时尚，更幽默，画面更清晰，音质更好，家庭题材更适合全家观赏，那么有什么理由不把此剧当做精读的材料呢？第一集这下悲剧了Well, this is awful.真不敢相信查莉的生日要在监狱里度过了I can't believe we're spending Charlie's birthday in jail.好了既然我们都在这里Well, as long as we're all in here together,那我们就重申下一些准则let's go over some ground rules.这只是一把椅子This is just a chair.但如果我不成Well, what if I... Uhuh.如果打住What if... Hold it.两位还有更糟的呢Guys, it could be worse.老爸老妈会知道我们在这里的Mom and dad could know we're here.孩子们惨了Kids? Uhoh.好啊老妈好啊老爸Hi, mom. Hi, dad.好都好Hi. Hey.这下全家团聚了Nice family you got here.你们家的狗是不是也被抓进笼子里了I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?我们家没狗“史努提”长官We don't have a dog, officer "snootee."是“史努忒”It's pronounced "snootay."你俩快进去吧给你Get in there, you two. Here.你们这仨小鬼在这里干嘛What are you guys doing here?你们这俩老鬼在这里干嘛What are you guys doing here?别吵了在我们争论那问题之前Okay, before we get to that,我们还是再来重申下准则吧let's go over the ground rules again.老爸尤其是你要注意听了Dad, I want you to pay extra close attention.生活搞得一团糟Today's all burnt toast就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀老爸鞋子就在房顶上There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议So just take my advice宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来But I know your future's bright宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby不要怀疑There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜Your life is up and down但是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记第二季第一集Good Luck Charlie SE Charlie is我的孩子们在监狱里So my kids are in jail.有谁能给我解释下吗Anybody wanna tell me why?没人我们挺好的Nope, we're good.好了那你们呢你们怎们进来的Well, what about you? Why are you guys in jail?嘿我们先问的请先回答我们Hey, we asked you first. Start talking.好吧作为老大All right well, as the oldest我会给你们一个合理的解释I guess I owe you guys an explanation.这全是泰迪的错It's all Teddy's fault.什么你胡说噢是吗What? It is not! Oh really?如果你没有承诺给查莉买一个We wouldn't be here你完全支付不起的生日礼物if you hadn't promised Charlie我们就不会在监狱里了a birthday present you couldn't deliver.查莉快看啊Well, Charlie, here you are,这是你最喜欢的电视节目《咯咯笑》watching your favorite tv show, "the gurgles."这就是我们的声音That's the sound we make如果你够乖If we march in circles和我们一起兜圈圈and watch you play along那就快坐下给妈妈捣捣乱Just sit down, annoy your mom一起唱咯咯歌咯咯笑and sing the gurgle song, gurgles!有点闹心It's kind of annoying,不过我猜这和你的胃口but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain.噢是《咯咯笑》我都错过什么了Oh, "the gurgles!" What did I miss?我喜欢咯咯笑嘘I love gurgles. Shh!如果我们比比看是谁能够送给查莉So if we're having a contest for who gives Charlie 有史以来最棒的生日礼物the best birthday present ever,那我就赢定了I'll accept my prize now.是吗我可是送给了她生命Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,那你又送给了什么so let's see what you got.我送给她咯咯笑的演唱会门票I'm getting her tickets to the gurgles concert.噢没错Oh! Yeah.我要让她度过超完美的两岁生日I want her to have a great second birthday,不像我当年都是些我不想要的礼物unlike mine when I didn't get the gift I wanted.又来了一直抱怨那只哈罗小狗Here we go, still whining about a hello doggy.是你好狗狗Howdy puppy,是西部最最可爱的吉娃娃the rootinest tootinest little chihuahua in the West.在这个世界上我只想要他I wanted him more than anything in the world还有...and I...噢现在说这个为时过早Oh, too soon.嘿你觉着来场派对怎么样Hey, how are you coming with the entertainment?派对派对吗Entertainment. Entertainment?查莉的生日派对For Charlie's birthday party.你准备了什么啊What did you decide on? Ah.仍在考虑酝酿中Still thinking. Noodling.文思如泉涌啊A lot of things going on in the old hopper.泉已经枯竭了对吧鲍伯The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?我我甚至都不知道那东西在哪里I... I don't even know where it is anymore.亲爱的查莉的派对三天后就要举行了Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.好了亲爱的放轻松我会想办法的Oh, honey, come on, relax. I'll think of something.好了我们弄个小丑Okay, we'll do a clown,再弄个充气蹦床什么的a bouncy house... whatever.鲍伯亲爱的你还是自己留着那些东西吧Bob, honey, you have to reserve those things.我们要弄些真正好的东西We have to decide on something good要不然哈罗小狗事件又要重演了or it's gonna be hello doggy all over again.是你好狗狗Howdy puppy!嘿能让我查看下邮件吗不成Hey, can I check my email? No no no no no.我要在线抢购咯咯笑的演唱会门票I'm about to buy gurgles concert tickets online.八秒钟之后会开始网上销售They go on sale in eight seconds看我怎么抢下第一张票的and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.好了准备三二一Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.搞什么已售罄What? Sold out?!开什么国际玩笑Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.别放弃让我试试看Hang on. Let me get in there.等着瞧好吧Let's see.你在干嘛查看邮件啊What are you doing? Checking my email.什么给我What? Give me that.我该怎么弄到票呢How am I gonna get the tickets now?那个前几天我在听Well, the other day I was listening儿童广播KIDZto that radio station for kids, K.I.D.Z....嘿是儿童我才搞明白Hey, kidz. I just got that.为什么你要听儿童广播Why are you listening to the kidz radio station?因为他们说不要转台Because they told me not to change the channel.总之他们有个比赛Anyway, they're having a contest.拍出最佳视频的人可以获得咯咯笑的演唱会门票Whoever makes the best video wins tickets to the gurgles concert.我们可以拍出好的视频We could make a great video.我们只需要一个好点子All we need is one good idea.好吧听听这个Oh okay, how about this?我们就拍So we make a video of me putting on我穿两百条内裤的视频pairs of underpants.然后我转过身屁股上有几个大字And then I turn around and on my butt it says.“我爱咯咯笑”"I heart the gurgles."好了审批不通过Yeah, that's not it.我我也想到一个点子I've... I've got an idea.我写一些关于儿童的歌曲I've written some really great kid songs.我们可以将其中一首放在视频里We could turn one of those into a video.我需要一个好点子只需一个啊One good idea. Just one good idea.我有一首歌是关于会说话的脚趾头I have got a song about talking toes你绝对会从头到脚的爱上他that will knock your socks off.懂了没因为...算了You get it? 'Cause it... okay.好了现在出来的全是馊点子Okay, we're still going through all the bad ideas.但我们需要金点子But we need a good one,而且应该让查莉成为其中的卖点and Charlie should be the star of it.我一直想把查莉从火炮中发射出去Well, I've always wanted to shoot her out of a cannon.成了馊点子继续往外冒All right, still emptying out all those bad ideas, okay.火炮不成内裤不成No cannons? No underpants?你们真是不懂我的良苦用心You're really tying my hands here.嘿嘿亲爱的亲爱的Hey hey, honey! Honey!嘿过来进来来Hey, come on. Come in here. Come on.我给你看样东西什么东西啊I've got something I wanna show you. What is it?我给你展示下我为查莉生日派对准备的东西I wanna show you the entertainment I got for Charlie's party.看看吧Voila.一辆黄包车A little cart.难道是你来拉这辆车吗This is why I'm missing "judge ira"?天啊我好像应该把黄包车挂在Oh my, I seemed to have put the cart before the...一匹马后面Horse!确定这是一匹马吗Are you sure it's a horse?我见过比这还大的狗I've seen bigger dogs.说实话比这大的猫我都见过Actually, I've seen bigger cats.亲爱的这是迷你马Honey, it's a miniature horse.不过他还是挺可爱的Well, he is kind of cute.你是从哪弄来的在马厩里Where did you find him? At the stables.告诉你我本来想弄匹小马驹You know, I was gonna get a pony,但随后我在停车场发现了这家伙and then I met this guy in the parking lot有个人说“咱们做笔交易吧”who said, "Have I got a deal for you."接着我说“不用了谢谢”And well, after I said "no thank you" to the speakers,随后他就把这匹马牵出来了he brought out shamrock here.他真是可爱Aw, he's adorable.为什么他的尾巴翘起来了Why is his tail going up?噢Oh.太好了That was great.嘿妈我们刚完成了视频拍摄Hey, mom, we finished the video.想看看吗噢太好了You wanna see it? Oh, can't wait.太好了门票我们赢定了Yeah, we are so gonna win those tickets.咯咯笑Gurgles!晚上好Good evening.今天做客的是咯咯笑的最忠实的粉丝I'm here with the world's biggest gurgles fan,夏洛特·邓肯小姐miss Charlotte Duncan.噢不要请叫我查莉Oh no, please call me Charlie.不要太客套We're all friends here.那么查莉告诉我们你是如何So, Charlie, tell me how you first知道咯咯笑的became acquainted with the gurgles.其实我当时是十七...不是十八个月大的时候Well, I was ... no, months当时我正在换频道找节目看and I was doing a little bit of channel surfing.那些无聊的节目啊Boring, blah.不是去过的就是看过的突然Been there, seen that. Then babam!这世上最美妙的画面映入我的眼帘The most wonderful collection of shapes and colors. 我从未看过咯咯笑I had ever seen. The gurgles.必须是咯咯笑The gurgles indeed.看他们的演唱会可以让我感觉到...And seeing them in concert would make me feel...好了还是用行动来表达吧Well, why don't I just show you?灯光Lights, please.哇快看啊太棒了Wow, look at this. Cool.哇Wow!原谅我我刚才有点激动Forgive me. I got a bit carried away.如果现在采访结束了Now if we're done here,有人答应要给我一盒果汁的I was promised a juice box.你们真是太有才了You guys, that was amazing!噢老妈是你生出了个有才的查莉Oh, mom, you made a brilliant Charlie.噢难道不是吗Oh, didn't I?演得不错演得不错Good show, good show.再放一遍Again.是吗是的Yes? Yeah.嘿亲爱的你看见车库遥控器了吗Hey, honey, you seen the garage door opener?不用找了Never mind.你搞什么What are you doing?有只迷你马在我们的车库里There's a minihorse in our garage.你不觉着我应该好好利用下吗Did you really think I wouldn't take advantage of that?你去哪了Where did you go?去奥斯丁家了Just down the street to Austin's house.当时他正吹嘘他新买的狗He's been bragging about his new dog.这立马让他哑口无言了This shut him right up.好了你能先下来吗All right, come on. Get out of there, would you?好吧Okay.噢给你Oh, here. There you go.这是什么门票啊What is this? Tickets.你不知道开小马车发短信也要挨罚单吗Did you know you can't text while riding a minihorse? 哦盖比什么事儿Uh, Gabe Yep?你忘了某事吧噢没错You forgetting something? Oh right.嘿现在三点了Hey, it's :.获奖视频现在应该公布了The winning video should be up by now.我这就去看I'm on it嘿PJ 原来你今天还要上班啊Hey, P.J. I didn't know you were working today.不上这是我唯一一件干净的T恤I'm not. This is my only clean shirt.还有你为什么戴着这顶帽子Then why are you wearing the hat?只穿工作T恤还真挺蠢I don't wanna look stupid.噢看啊有结果了他们登出了获奖视频Oh, it's up. They've posted the winning video.天啊我紧张得都不敢看了Oh, I can't look.快啊告诉我我们赢了告诉我我们赢了Okay, tell me we won. Tell me we won.你怎么还没告诉我我们赢了Why aren't you telling me we won?因为我们输了什么不可能啊Because we lost. What? I don't believe it.哪一个视频会可能比我们更好What video could possibly be better than ours?知道我有多爱咯咯笑组合吗How much do I love the gurgles?恐怕此时Now at this point某蠢人不得不说"我早告诉过你"a jerk might say "I told you so."没错我早告诉过你I told you so!那我们该怎么办呀So now what are we gonna do?去市中心的皮埃蒙特酒店Go downtown to the piedmont hotel咯咯笑组合就住那儿问他们去讨票好了where the gurgles are staying and beg them for tickets?你怎么会知道他们住哪儿How do you know where they're staying?"咯咯笑粉丝网"上面写的It was on the "all things gurgles" website.不会只有我一人知道这消息吧Am I the only one who reads that?是的是的因为你是他们粉丝中Yes yes, because you're their only fan唯一识字的that can actually read.你真的以为去敲他们的房门So you're just gonna knock on their door他们就能放你进去吗and they're gonna let you in?会的只要我们They will if we're delivering送他们桶鲜香炸鸡排a delicious bucket of chicken.要么就送你干外卖时送的那玩意儿吧Or that stuff you deliver.好主意我们这就出发Great! Let's go.慢着你们怎么知道Wait a minute. How are you gonna know他们住哪间房what room they're in? .我可是"咯咯笑粉丝网"的高级会员I'm an "all things gurgles" premium subscriber.你居然如此单纯地以为大家能顺从你的计划You make a simple rule. You expect people to follow it.盖比她才两岁她摒不住的Gabe, she's two. She can't hold it.我们现在能转过身了吗Can we turn around now不行再等会儿Actually, give me a second.什么状况Unbelievable.这样你能继续把故事讲完吗All right, would you please just finish the story?你还是没告诉我们你是怎么进来的You still haven't told us how you got arrested.好吧我们接着就去了酒店All right, so we went down to the hotel.嗯我是房的斯坦Yeah, this is stan in .我找不到我的遥控器了I can't find my remote control.噢这回不在我屁股下No, I'm not sitting on it again.算了Never mind.门开着的It's open.我不敢相信哇这真的是你I can't believe it. It's you!你就是那个圆圈啊You're the circle!问我要签名的话五美元You want me to sign something... Five bucks.用金笔签十美元You want it in sparkly pen, it's bucks.噢不是我们不是来要签名的No no, we're not here for autographs.我们想要演唱会的票We want to ask about concert tickets.我们特地给你带了炸鸡排哈And we brought chicken. Huh?等下等下慢着Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute.这是其他组员给你们出的主意吗The other gurgles put you up to this?来考验我节食节得怎么样了Are they testing me to see if I'll stay on my diet?考验你Testing you?组员们难道都不互相关爱互相帮助吗Don't all the shapes love each other and help each other out?嗯嗯是的尝尝看Yeah yeah, that's it. Here you go.你有票子吗没有你是想拉赞助商来吗So do you have any tickets? No. You have any sides?不给票我们就不给你吃鸡排No ticky, no chicky.PJ我们走吧找个更好说话的组员P.J., come on, let's go find a more helpful shape.我马上跟来I'll catch up with you.听我说句小圆Listen, circ.嘿我能叫你小圆吗不可以Heh, can I call you circ? No.唉好吧事实上我也是做音乐的Uh, well, the thing is I am a musician我给咯咯笑组合写了首很赞的歌and I wrote a song that is perfect for the gurgles.你想听听看吗噢不了谢谢You wanna hear it? No no no, thanks.我们所有的歌都是三角写的Triangle writes all our songs他简直是个天才'cause he's a genius.只占你一分钟嘛就一分钟This will only take a minute, only take a minute.这是首这是首我创作于This is a song... This is a song I wrote我擦破膝盖后的歌after I skinned my knee.当你伤口结了疤你有何所得What do you get when you pick a scab?结了疤结了疤Pick a scab, pick a scab.当你伤口结了疤你有何所得What do you get when you pick a scab?那疤痕永远也去不掉了A scar that lasts forever.想再听一首吗you wanna hear another one?不听着孩子我只想一个人呆一会儿No. Look, kid, I just want to be left alone看看电视明白吗and watch tv, okay?呃我晕Aw, nuts.嘿我一会儿回来Okay, I'll be back in a little while.你去哪儿啊开车带马出去转转Where are you going? Taking the horse for a drive.我想看看当人们看见I like to see people's faces它把头伸出窗外时的表情when he sticks his tiny head out the window.噢鲍伯快出来看啊马不见了Oh! Bob, get out here! The horse is gone.我们的牲口被抢了该死We've been rustled? Dag nabbit!你确定你要这么干吗you sure you wanna do this?我也不觉得溜进演唱会这主意有多好I don't like the idea of sneaking into a concert,可是没什么其他办法了我不想让查莉失望but there's no way I'm gonna let Charlie down. 更何况最坏又能怎么样And besides, what's the worst that could happen?他们又不可能把我们抓进去It's not like they're gonna throw us in jail.好了别笑了开始酝酿悲伤Okay, stop laughing. It's time to get sad.想些无比悲痛的事Think of something really sad.好啊哈真不错Okay. Oh, that's good.想下那条狗你好小狗Thinking of hey there, poochy? Howdy puppy.下一位嗨Next. Hi.请出示门票情况是这样的Ticket, please. Um, quick story.非常悲伤的一件事让我猜猜It's actually pretty sad. Let me guess.你设法给你You're trying to get tickets for your baby sister咯咯笑组合的世界头粉小妹妹弄张门票who's the biggest gurgles fan in the whole world可票却买光了and they were sold out,现在你想让我放你们进去and now you want me to just let you guys in?别把真相说出来行吗It's even sadder when you say it.结果比真相还糟And here's the saddest thing of all.下一位Next!下面得出狠招了Time to kick it up a notch.准备好了吗好了Ready? Ready.噢噢噢Oh oh oh!快救救他呀那个男孩晕倒了Help help! That boy just collapsed!别担心我是医生It's okay. I'm a doctor.我知道怎么给他人工呼吸我没事了I know mouth to mouth. All better.嗨我叫鲍伯臭虫害虫灭光光Hi, I'm Bob... Bob's bugs be gone.来这儿处理后台火蚁的问题I'm here about the fire ant problem backstage.职业除虫家是吗Exterminators, huh?那为何手上抱着着婴儿呢Why do you have a baby with you?她跟着来实习的She's an intern.你还真当我蠢货吗不是You really think I'm that stupid? No.嘿看那儿啊什么Hey, look over there. What?嘿Hey!需要帮助吗Can I help you?我是动物管理协会的很好Animal control. Good.你的脸怎么了What happened to your face?花栗鼠只有在卡通里才是可爱的夫人Chipmunks are only cute in cartoons, ma'am.这是你们的马吗Is this your horse?是啊你找到了他天哪Yes. You found him! Hey!我的神啊我们担心坏了Oh my gosh, we've been worried sick.他现在在哪儿啊不要急Where is he? Not so fast.恐怕这匹马是偷来的I'm afraid this animal is stolen proper.什么我们没有偷过马What? We didn't steal it.我丈夫把它租来给女儿办生日派对的My husband rented it for our daughter's birthday party. 请给我看下租约Just show me the rental agreement,你们就没事了we can clear this right up.可是我没有租约I haven't got a rental agreement.那人只给我伸了双汗手I got a sweaty handshake然后坐着黑面包车就扬长而去了and he took off in his dark van.我感觉应该可以了Seemed okay to me.那恐怕你们逃不掉麻烦了Then I'm afraid we have a problem.噢不不不亲No no no, hon.你的租约在这儿呀Here's your rental agreement.亲爱的我告诉过你我没有的Honey, I told you I didn't get one.噢不就在这儿嘛是的是的Oh no, it's right here. Yeah yeah.事实上As a matter of fact,他有两张租约he has two rental agreements.您企图贿赂我吗夫人Are you trying to bribe me, ma'am?我们还有蛋糕呢We also have cake.我们就这么被抓了进来So that's how we got here,就剩PJ没有说了which only leaves P.J.你怎么被抓进来的How did you get here?哈其实说来真逗Oh, cute story, actually.演唱会结束后So it was after the concert.亏我还是在耶鲁上的大学I can't believe I went to Yale.如今却沦落至此Now I'm a gurgle.我有会说话的脚趾头I've got talkin' toes大脚趾爱说你好The big one likes to say hello其他四个很腼腆The other four are not so bold天冷时他们蜷在一起They curl up when it gets too cold.你太有才了孩子That's great, kid.噢你喜欢那首吗我还有好多其他的呢Oh, you like that one? I've got plenty of others...有首关于会说话的眼睛还有首是会说话的膝盖One about talking eyes, one about talking knees...好吧你就没有首写保安的吗Yeah, do you happen to have a song about security guards?这可不是什么好主意That's not a good idea for a song.天哪Oh.一会见喽我要去监狱了See you later, I'm off to jail一会能帮我交保释金吗Could you do me a favor and post my bail?这个咯咯笑组员上过耶鲁大学...Here's a gurglewho went to Yale...因此我因骚扰咯咯笑组合成员被逮捕so I was busted for harassing a gurgle同时被踢出了粉丝俱乐部and stripped of my membership from the fan club.好了邓肯一家你们可以走了Okay, Duncans, you're free to go.你们被保释了You've been bailed out.保释谁保的Bailed out? By who?圆圈咯咯Gurgle circle.不错不错这是你们人生中最美好的时刻Yeah yeah, biggest moment of your life.可你为什么保我们出去But why did you bail us out?嗯我为其他几位咯咯成员Well, I played "pick a scab"弹唱了"伤疤歌"他们都说喜欢for the other gurgles and they loved it.我卖出了一首歌不是我I sold a song? No, i sold a song.你被保释了娱乐圈随时欢迎你孩子You got bailed out. Welcome to showbiz, kid.你知道吗我挺怀念这儿的You know, I'm gonna miss this place.噢别担心你会有机会回来的Oh, don't worry, you'll be back.好了查莉你的两岁生日Well, Charlie, your second birthday最后过得如此有纪念意义turned out to be pretty memorable...比我两岁生日光辉多了这是肯定的More memorable than my second birthday, that's for sure.现在说这个为时过早Still too soon.总之你没机会看咯咯笑组合的演唱会了Anyways, you never did get to see the gurgles in concert,不过没关系因为你另有所爱了but that's okay because you have a new favorite show.噢"毛毛组合"Ooh, "the buttercups!"如果你想看毛毛组合的演唱会But if you ever wanna see the buttercups in concert,得祝你好运了查莉good luck, Charlie.嘘这是新出来的Shh! This is a new one.嘿爸爸我能带查莉出去策马奔腾下吗Hey, dad, do you mind if I take Charlie out for a spin? 噢抱歉盖比Ooh, sorry, Gabe.我们现在没有马了We don't have the horse anymore.但我们可有车啊But we do have the cart.快一点Faster!看镜头说"茄子"Okay, say "Cheese."站起来继续前进Giddy up.哇你们出去了好久Wow. You guys were gone a long time.真的吗我感觉才过了三十秒Really? Seems like seconds.噢你们看到什么有趣的东西了吗Oh! Did you see anything interesting?没收了堆罚单而已No, just a bunch of credits.第二集泰迪太好了Teddy. Great!泰迪我要和你说...Teddy, I've got to talk...噢别开玩笑了到底怎么了Oh... you're kidding. Then what happened?哇Wow.稍等又有别的电话打进来了Hold on. I'm getting another call.玩真的Really?是的Really.再等下一会我再给你回电话Hold on. I've got to call you back.干吗你说干什么What? What?我刚接到话费账单I just opened up the phone bill.你的话费透支了九十美元You are $ over your texting limit.看你怎么解释这件事What have you got to say about that?“我爱你老爹”"I love you, daddy"?别这样泰迪你也太没有责任心了Come on, Teddy, this is so irresponsible.我对你抱有很大期望的I expect more from you.等下我先发条短信Hold on. I'm getting a text.算了你发不了了No, you're not,因为我要把你的手机没收'cause I'm taking your phone away.什么你不能这样对我What? No, you can't do that.没收我的手机犹如没收你的披萨Taking away my phone would be like taking away your pizza. 你居然为了你的破手机You're fighting for your phone.而暗指我很胖By calling me fat?那个我只是很生气Well, I'm just really mad.我爱你老爹I love you, daddy.和你说下如果想拿回你的手机I'll tell you what... You'll get your phone back.就先凑齐九十块大洋这太不公平了When you come up with bucks. That's so unfair.嘿老爸Hey dad.我和你说点儿事Uh, I gotta tell you something.又咋了What?那个在我把车开进车库时Well, I was pulling into the garage.好像蹭到了您的战车And I kind of scraped the bug truck.上面的字从“鲍勃到臭虫害虫灭光光”Instead of "Bob's bugs be gone"变成了“罗伯来地毯毛毯跑光光”it now says "Rob's rugs be gone."什么事老爸Yeah, dad?尽量小心点可以吗Try and be more careful.就完了他得到了一句勉励的话That's it? He gets "try and be more careful"而我得到的却是手机没收太没天理了and I get my phone taken away? Unbelievable!哇她还真是棘手是吧罗伯Whoa. She's a handful, eh, Rob?生活搞得一团糟Today's all burnt toast就要迟到爸爸在叫Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼咬口早餐I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子放声大笑Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀老爸鞋子就在房顶上There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议So just take my advice宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来But I know your future's bright宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby不要怀疑There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜Your life is up and down但是请相信我坚持就有好结果But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝不要放弃Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记第二季第二集Good Luck Charlie SE Something's Fishy嘿同志们一会见Hey, guys, see you later.你要带查莉出去吗Are you taking Charlie somewhere?是的去商场我们要购物去Yes, to the mall. We're going to go shopping.为什么去购物Shopping for what?泡妞Girls.她们就是无法抗拒我们的可爱小妹妹They just can't resist our adorable little sister.你居然用我们的小妹来做诱饵I can't believe you'd use Charlie as girl bait.哦算了任他去吧Oh, let him do it.对于一个没有魅力与气质的人来说Without charm or personality,也就只能玩这小把戏it's his only play.我谢你Thank you.好吧但是记住在三点之前把查莉送回来All right, just have Charlie back by :.我要带她去一个生日聚会在奥托游乐场I'm taking her to a birthday party at Otto's grotto. 没问题我们一会儿就回来Oh, no problem. Shouldn't take long.嘿查莉说我刚教给你的那句Hey, Charlie, say that thing I taught you.我耐PJI wuv P.J.“耐”她能说“爱”了"Wuv"? She can say "love."是啊但是“耐”可以帮我钓到更多的女生I know, but "wuv" gets me way more girls.嘿宝贝Hey honey.嘿怎么了Hey. What's wrong?没人和我玩网球电子游戏Nobody to play video tennis with.我的朋友们不是在做作业All my friends are doing homework.就是在和家人共度美好时光Or spending time with their families...你们这帮衰人Losers.我来和你玩I'll play with you.我还是去看书吧I think I'll go read a book.你宁愿去看书You'd rather read a book.也不愿意和你老妈我玩电子游戏Than play video games with your mom?是啊说的没错Yeah, you're right.我还是去小睡一觉吧I'm gonna go take a nap.盖比我以前玩过这东西Gabe, I've played video games before.我知道我在干嘛I know what I'm doing.那是电视遥控器老妈Mom, that's the tv remote.我正想把它拿开Which I'm moving out of the way.。

查莉成长日记第1季这个故事告诉我们：有个脑残的大哥和一个二逼的小哥是一件欢乐的事情！娃娃很可爱，剧情一般般~ 查莉成长日记第一季主题曲是《hang in there baby》。

歌名：hang in there baby. 歌手：bridgit mendler. 所属专辑：《make your mark: ultimate playlist》. 歌词： todays all burnt toast running late dad jokes has anybody seen my left shoe i close my eyes take a bite take a ride laugh out loud there it is up on the roof i've been there i survived so just take my advice hang in there baby, things are crazy but i know you futures bright hang in there baby theres no maybe everthing turns out alright sure life is up and down but trust me it es back around your gonna love who you turn out to be whoo! home run loud crash someones gonna pay for that why is everyone looking at me trouble in paradise skating on melted ice please don't take away my tv i've been there i survied so just take my advice hang in there baby, things are crazy but i know you futures bright hang in there baby theres no maybe everthing turns out alright sure life is up and down but trust me it es back around your gonna love who you turn out to be someone who gets along can keep you moving on thats what i'm here for say anything you can say anything'cause i've been there hang in there baby, things are crazy but i know you futures bright hang in there baby theres no maybe everthing turns out alright sure life is up and down but trust me it es back around your gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there baby, things are crazy but i know you futures bright hang in there baby theres no maybe everthing turns out alright sure life is up and down but trust me it es back around your gonna love who you turn out to be take it from me hang in there baby.。

查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E01-Good-Luck-Charlie————————————————————————————————作者：————————————————————————————————日期：好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第一集S01E01 Study Date Hi, Charlie, there you are.嗨Charlie 快看看你Nine months old and look how cute you are.才九个月大多可爱啊And look how cute I am.再看看我多么可爱啊It's your big sister Teddy here,我是你的姐姐TeddyAnd I'm making this video diary我在拍视频日记To help you survive our...来帮你立足于我们这个Special family.特别的家Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, and there's mom,哦这是妈妈Looking lovelier than ever this morning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Not in the mood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了So we're switching to sweet peas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh, and there's your older brother PJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual. 像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.这才不是今天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.这是昨天的家庭作业There's a chance you two will be你可能有机会和你哥哥in high school together.一起念高中哦Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作He kills bugs for a living.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey, come on. we've been through this.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了I don't kill bugs.我不是杀虫I'm a pest control specialist.我是害虫防治专家Either way...还不都是得So now you've met the whole family.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgetting somebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你I was just saving the best for last.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. Charlie 那是你的小哥哥GabeYou want to say something to Charlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗You ruined my life.你毁了我的生活Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer好了看来Gabe还需要点时间To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜I thought surprises were supposed to be good.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And... cut.好了就到这里了Okay, gang, listen up.好了大家听着I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital我今晚要回到医院工作For the first time since Charlie was born,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班So I want everyone to stay at home所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom. - 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝- 等下不行妈妈I'm not gonna be here tonight.我今晚不能待在家里I have a study date at the library.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don't you mean "studly" date...你的意思是借学习之机With Spencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh, save it for your pillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. 我很抱歉Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划But, dad--但是爸爸- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom, don't take this the wrong way,妈妈别误会我的意思But why did you guys have to have another baby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well, because three kids was just too easy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three's for quitters.胆小鬼才只生三个And Teddy, you know better than to scheduleTeddy 你已经懂事了不至于去和a study date with a boy I've never met.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility拜托作为你的爸爸to know every detail of my kids' lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Oh yeah?是吗What school do I go to?那我的学校校名是什么Um-- the one named after that president.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. 嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.- 我们走吧- 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day - 快点我们走- 一天中最重要的一餐- Never got it. - Let's go!- 我从没吃到过- 我们走吧- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln.- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢- 是林肯小学Got it.记住了Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!Bob 亲爱的我去上班了Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排It tells you when to feed her,这上面写着什么时候喂她When to change her and when to put her down. 什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart, would you relax?宝贝放轻松Big daddy's got this all under control.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn't make it true.你就真当自己全能了Now if charlie gets fussy,如果Charlie哭闹了her rubber ducky will calm her down.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They're all over the place. Please be careful--它们到处都是拜托你小心点- They're all over the place. - Honey...- 它们到处都是- 亲爱的You seem to forget I was fully involved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地in the raising of three kids.养育了三个孩子Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候- July twelfth. - November twenty third.- 5月12号- 11月23号Got it.记住了Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah! Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey, dad?嗨爸爸- Yeah? - I have a homework question.- 什么事- 我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay, fire away.好吧说吧Can the average human lick his own armpit? 一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗- Yeah. - Thanks.- 可以- 谢了So what was that, like a science question?那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'll get it. I'll get it.我来开门我来开门I'll get it. Nobody else get it!我来开门其他人都不许碰- Hi. - Hi.- 你好- 你好Hi!好啊I'm Teddy's dad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nice to meet you, sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh, Spencer and I are studying嗯Spencer和我要学习了- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now? - 我们得准备明天的生物测验- 真的吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave? 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Not you.除了你- Teddy. - Yeah?- Teddy - 什么事I thought your mom said no study date.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah, at the library.是啊不能在图书馆Oh, right.哦是的Okay, so then you've talked to her about this?那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗Of course I did.我当然说了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It's just I talk to so many different people只不过我每天和那么多人about so many different things.说那么多不同的事Why is there a giant bug in your house?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That, my friend,朋友那个is the jerusalem cricket,叫做沙螽Better known to the layman as the potato bug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.- 我是个害虫专家- 又来了Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob's bugs be gone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay. you've got homework to do.好吧你们要做家庭作业I've got a diaper to change.我也要去换尿布了Hers-- not mine.给她换不是我I ain't that old!我还没老到那地步呢I'm gonna be upstairs.我还是上楼去吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.- Gabe 出去- 好吧知道了But when's that hot guy getting here?不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去- Kids. - Yeah.- 真是小孩子- 嗯Oh man, I left my book at school.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.没关系我们看一本就行- Is that okay? - Perfect.- 可以吗- 正合我意Good,很好Cause I'm all about the learnin'.因为这一切都是为了学习- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one. - 我去拿根铅笔- 哦我有一根I think I left my pencils at school.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Me too.我也是Ladies and gentlemen!女士们先生们PJ and the Vibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow, sounds like you live right next door哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊to that weird PJ kid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.嗯不过他不在隔壁He's downstairs...他在楼下And he's my brother.而且他是我哥哥Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah, me too.我也是Wait wait wait! stop stop!等下等下等下停停Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat. Emmett 开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude, I'm percussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Let me "percush"!你得让我“打击”For crying out loud, guys!拜托了两位What's up?什么事Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界And that is loud!那就是纵情高歌Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister. 等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuse me,拜托But the band is called PJ and the vibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权了吗I-- I'm the vibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah, I got that.是啊看出来了Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈I'm gonna be over here.我还是回去吧- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art. - 关小声点现在- 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求I will not be silent!我不会安静的hey!嘿If I have come down here again,如果再逼我下来的话this gets plugged into somewhere else我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Is there a second fine lady in the house?是不是又一位美女Some guy she's totally into.和她迷恋的某个男生一起I can't believe she's cheating on me.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist. 她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.- 不你们根本没关系- 不我们有关系- No, it's all in your head! - no,- 没有是你自己在臆想而已- 不it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Now then, where were we?好了我们学到哪儿了You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer. 知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的All right-- cellular respiration.好了细胞呼吸作用- Do you mind? - not at all.- 你介意吗- 一点也不While we're at it--趁这个时候- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!- 你们干吗呢- 噢Gabe- What do you want? - Dinner!- 你想怎么样啊- 吃晚饭Nobody's fed me all day!一整天都没人给我做饭And I am still part of this family, right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knock yourself out.自己去吃吧All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions. - 太好了- 那就再也不会有人打搅我们了- Teddy! - Oh, god!- Teddy - 哦天呐- What do you want?! - I need you- 你想干嘛- 我需要你to watch the baby for a sec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobody tells mom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Come here, Charlie.到这儿来CharlieOh, yes.好了- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.- Charlie 没事- 哦但是我有事Uh, Teddy,嗯TeddyTell PJ to fire up the bug truck,叫PJ去发动油门I think I gotta go to the hospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby. 还有Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝No! Okay.不好吧Relax, be the hospital in ten minutes放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay, just please please hurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了That is so weird!真是灵异Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song上周Emmett和我写一首歌With that exact same title.正好就叫这个名字That's great, son. just please don't sing--那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱- My butt is on fire! ? - Stop it.- 我的屁股像被火烧- 别唱了It's the size of a tire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stop it!别唱了- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?!- 拳打甲壳虫- 噢你在干嘛Could you drive, please?!拜托你好好开车行不- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No! - 你想玩认车牌游戏吗- 不想Michigan.密歇根州- Maybe I should go. - no!- 也许我该走了- 不Um, she's almost done with bottle嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了And then she'll go right to sleep.然后她就会睡觉了Then we can studly-- I mean study.我们就能约会了我意思是学习Now, uh, where were we?看看我们学到哪儿了Okay.好了- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration?- 哦- 什么是细胞呼吸作用That's when glucose and other compounds就是葡萄糖及其他化合物oxidize to produce chemical energy,发生氧化反应释放化学能- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm.- 还有水和二氧化碳- 嗯哼Also known as poop.也被称为屁Oh, boy.哦老天Hang in there, dad.忍着点老爸Wow! Butt fire spreading.哇哦屁股火区扩散了- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.- 医生在哪里- 我去找找Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.等等等等等等Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right? 等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不So please be careful.所以小心点Just try and blend in.尽量别引人注意Dad, come on.老爸拜托It's hard for this to blend in.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Just figure something out.那就想个办法"figure something out."想个办法"figure something out."想个办法Mom!妈妈You're the doctor?你是医生吗Yes.是的I am.我是I am doctor...我是医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.是Chandrasooleewan医生- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American. - 你是印第安人吗- 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民Are you sure you're a real doctor?你真的是个医生吗You look kinda young.你看起来太年轻了You sound like my wife.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Okay, uh--好了嗯What seems to be the problem?你哪儿出问题了I have a fish hook in my lip!有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman. - 怎么搞成这样的- 我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man. 嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'm guessing you're a ninety seven pounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush, little baby嘘乖宝宝Go beddy-bye快睡觉Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy.Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How's it going?怎么样了Well, we're getting there.不错孩子快睡着了Well well well. What have we here?啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett, why are you still here?Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Well, I was looking for the kitchen,我在找厨房But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom. 但是我好像不小心进了舞厅- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door. - 你好- Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人No, I have not seen your cat.没有我没看见你的猫I'm calling about your brother;我叫你是因为你弟弟He's eating me out of house and home他要把我家都吃空了Gabe! Step away from the pie!Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Okay, I'll be right there.知道了我马上来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes.等下Spencer 我两分钟后回来Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.千万别走Emmett 出去走走So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend? 你对我的女朋友有何居心She's not your girlfriend她才不是你女朋友Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...好吧也许我们两个该到门外So you can walk me to my bike.这样你就能送我上自行车了You here to give me my sponge bath?你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗- PJ? - Hey, mom.- PJ - 嗨妈妈What are you doing here?你在这儿干什么I'll tell you what I'm not doing here--我告诉你我不会干什么吧Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So, mom, what's-- what's the happs?所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey, honey!嗨亲爱的- Bob! - Nice work, son.- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子Okay, what's going on here?好了到底出什么事了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes--- 你那时没抱着孩子吧- 呃我本来抱着呢Then no, then yes again.然后脱手了再然后又抱着了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one! Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Honey, look, it was just a little accident.亲爱的听着这只是个小小的意外而已Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!顺便说句我那一接太精彩了足以载入史册了I knew this was a huge mistake.我就知道我犯了个天大的错误I never should've gone back to work.我真不应该回来工作的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.宝贝没事的No. no, it's not.不不才不会没事It's too hard. I can't do this.这也太难了我做不来I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time 我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作and take care of four kids?一边照顾好四个孩子I'm a terrible mother.我真是个糟糕的母亲No no, you're not.不不你不是的Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲I know!我知道Would you guys chill?你们两个冷静点好吗You're great parents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.我Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Yeah, come on.是的别难过了We've got to be doing something right.我们还是做对了不少事情I mean, hey, look at this-- our son's a doctor.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I'm serious. With both of us working,我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance.可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Come on, no one's going solo on this.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾的孩子的All us kids are gonna help out.我们几个小孩都会帮你的And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错We can all share the blame.我们会一起承担责任的Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room. Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室It never ends!真是忙个没完啊Gabe!GabeSorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你you probably shouldn't let him in.也许不该让他进门的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door.我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney? Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊What are you fixing tomorrow night?你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）The cat door.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonna make sure it's locked.我会保证锁好它的Okay. I think we're done here.好了我想我们要走了- Good night. - It is now.- 晚安- 现在确实安生了All right, let's go.好了我们回家吧- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly - 你在干嘛- 哦现在你突然- interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother.- 对我感兴趣了- Gabe 你是我弟弟I've never been interested in you.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'm kidding.我开玩笑呢What's going on?到底怎么了Ever since the baby arrived,自从这个宝宝来到世上Everyone's been ignoring me.每个人都总是忽略我I feel like I'm invisible.我觉得我成了隐形人I'm just the loser middle kid...我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子Like you.就像你一样Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser. 当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Then what does make you a loser?那是什么让你变得窝囊了I am not a loser. Okay?我不窝囊拜托And I was a baby once.我本来也是最小的And then you came along.然后你来到了这世上And I was not happy about it.开始我也不开心But then you peed on PJ and I thought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey, give the kid a shot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样a bout Charlie that I feel about you.看待Charlie的Well, how do you feel about me?那么你怎么看待我的Let's put it this way--我这么说吧The hottest guy in school is at our house right now, 全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里And I'm here with you.而我现在却和你在一起Look how cute she is.看她多可爱啊I am warming up to her already!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game 好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏And we are finally alone.我们终于可以独处了Hey, everybody!嗨大家好I have a bruised coccyx.我尾骨撞伤了Oh, come on!哦拜托That's a funny word.这个词太好玩了Coccyx!尾骨The doctor gave him pain medication. 医生给他开了止痛药Was that me? Sorry.是我放屁了吗不好意思I'm a little numb down there.我那个地方还有点麻木Uh, actually, that's my ride.其实是接我的人来了Of course it is.当然是了It's good to meet you, son.很高兴见到你小伙子Oh, good night, sweetheart.哦晚安宝贝Good night, sir.晚安先生- Good night. - Good night.- 晚安- 晚安Coccyx!尾骨So that's how dad got my first kiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的And how you flew for the first time.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉But the good news is--但是好消息是Nah, there is no good news.算了根本没有好消息I take that back! It's a text from spencer!我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night他约我明天一起出去At his house!去他家Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. 哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh, and, uh, one more thing--哦对了还有一件事When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥的话Do not, under any circumstances,在任何情况下都不要千万不要ever ever bring him home.把他带回家来Cause if you do, well--因为如果你这么做的话那么Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieOh, that's wonderful.哦太舒服了Thank you so much for doing this.真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Hey, if I can't be there for my patients,嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务What kind of pretend doctor am I?那我还算什么假医生So, uh, do you ever think about shaving--那么你有没想过给你的全身Like, everywhere?那个剃个毛I did-- last week.我剃过啊上周刚剃的31。