下载文档原格式
a funny story about me作文Childhood is the stars in the sky, tens of thousands of stars, one is brighter than one, one is brighter than one, I took out a shining star from inside, to tell you the interesting story of my childhood.When I was a child, I liked to drink sugar water, such as not happy, cried, my mother took out a bag of sugar, and then get a bowl of boiling water, put the sugar down, stir evenly with chopsticks, and then blow a blow can drink, a drink is not so unhappy.One day, she came back from playing football and called out, "Mommy, I want sugar water." I called several times all have no one answer, difficult way all go out? I thought, I'll make my own sugar water. I went to the pantry for sugar, "No, no sugar, what should I do? Yes, take the money to buy." "I said to myself. I took out two yuan and ran to the store. I remember my mother making sugar water with white things. I said to my uncle, "I want a bag of white things." It said "salt." I couldn't read then, so I asked for a bag of salt. When I got home, I started working on it.I first boiled a bowl of water, put the "sugar" in, and with chopsticks to stir a few times, they can't wait to drink a mouthful, "ah! So salty!" I shouted. At this time my mother came back, she looked at me, and look at the "sugar", then laughed, laughed, my mother said to me: "You bought a bag of salt." I nodded vaguely.Childhood is like a "kaleidoscope", change an Angle can find other appearance.童年就是天上的星星，上万上千颗星星中，一颗比一颗闪亮，一颗比一颗耀眼，我从里面拿出一个既闪亮又耀眼的星星，来给你们讲我童年发生的有趣故事。
The Day My Dog Became a "Fashion Icon" Once upon a time, in a quiet suburbia, lived a dog named Max. Max was an ordinary-looking terrier with a penchant for rolling in mud and chasing squirrels. Little did he know that one fateful day, he would become a local "fashion icon" and the talk of the town.It all started when my young niece visited from the city. She brought along her latest fashion toy - a pair of sparkly pink doggy boots. The boots were so shiny and pink that they immediately caught Max's eye. He couldn't resist the urge to investigate and promptly chewed them up, thinking they were a new kind of squeaky toy.My niece was heartbroken, and I offered to buy a replacement pair. But before I could do so, Max decided to take matters into his own paws. He somehow managed to squeeze into the boots, which were now his newfound favorite accessory. He strutted around the house, looking like a cross between a fashion model and a clown, but he seemed to love it.As the afternoon progressed, Max's newfound fashion sense caught the attention of the neighbors. They stopped by to admire his "outfit" and even took photos to share on social media. Before long, Max had become a viral sensation under the hashtag #MaxTheFashionIcon.The following day, the local newspaper came knocking on our door, asking for an interview with Max. They wanted to know his secret to staying so stylish. Of course, Max couldn't speak, so I had to improvise. I told them about his love for chasing squirrels and rolling in mud, which they wrote down as "Max's unique style" and "his signature look."Later that week, a fashion designer contacted us, offering to create a line of doggy fashion inspired by Max. They sent over a collection of sparkly collars, bows, and even a pink leash. Max looked like a true fashionista as he posed for the launch event, surrounded by cameras and flashbulbs.As the weeks progressed, Max's fame grew. He had his own social media accounts, fans from all over the world, and even made a guest appearance on a national televisionshow. He became a symbol of hope for dogs who might not be considered "traditionally cute" and showed that everyone, regardless of species or appearance, could be a fashion icon.And all because Max couldn't resist a pair of sparkly pink doggy boots.**我的狗狗成了“时尚偶像”**曾经，在一个宁静的郊区，住着一只名叫麦克斯的狗。
myfunnystory作文英文回答：I have a really funny story to share! It happened a few years ago when I was in college. One day, I had a huge presentation to do for my class, and I was feeling really nervous about it. I had practiced my speech over and over again, but I still couldn't shake off the nerves.So, the day of the presentation arrives, and I walkinto the classroom feeling like a bundle of nerves. I start my presentation, and everything is going well until I accidentally knock over my water bottle. The water spills all over my notes, and I start panicking because I can't read what I wrote anymore.But instead of freaking out, I decided to make a joke out of it. I said to my classmates, "Well, I guess my speech is all washed up now!" Everyone started laughing, including the professor, and suddenly all my nervesdisappeared. I finished my presentation with a smile on my face, and even got a round of applause at the end.It just goes to show that sometimes, it's better to laugh at yourself than to stress out over little mistakes. And that day, I learned that a sense of humor can really save the day in any situation.中文回答：我有一个非常有趣的故事要分享！这是几年前我在大学时发生的事情。
5.有个老头儿的狗死了，老头就把死狗打包托运准备带回家乡厚葬。
但是托运的时候机场的人不知道是死的，下飞机的时候发现是死的，吓坏了。
以为把狗托运死了。
于是就派人去附近狗市买了一个一模一样的。
后来这老头打开行李发现狗活了。
于是老头给吓死了！3. 在中国有一个最凶残的人，名叫活活，因为我们常看到或听到：活活把人打死了、活活把人逼死了、活活把人气死了；活活把人急死了……在中国，有一个最可怜的人，名叫活活，因为我们也常看到或听到：活活被打死了、活活被急死了、活活被逼死了、活活被气死了…….美术老师问学生：“你为什么交白卷？”学生说：“我画了啊！我画的是牛吃草。
”老师问：“那草呢？”他说：“被牛吃掉了。
”老师问：“那牛呢？”他说：“吃完草走了。
”A Baby SisterNurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?Johnnie: She’s all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.ImitationA schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and have your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting becauseit's empty. It'll be all right when you have got something in it."Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of aheadache."That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."I Taught the TeacherMother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I taught her three."Lucky MotherA young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter,but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"Things Have Been OkayA young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned.""You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long?""Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."Why are dogs afraid to sunbathing?They don't want to be hot-dog.What's the longest word in the world?Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.Why does time fly?To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.Where can a dog get another tail?At a retail store.lxh660703解元学了多年的英语,突然发现一个有趣现象:cleverhonestintelligentnobleexcellentsmartelegantI saw a saw saw a saw.The brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.a man a plan a canal panamaWhat letter can fly?What letter can see?什么字母能用来看?What letter has water?什么字母里面有水?What letter we can drink?什么字母能喝?What letter is a question?什么字母是一个问题I jump into the water，who I amI ?2.Why is the letter E so important?Because it's the begining of everything!.What must you do before you return a book to the library?Borrow the book from library.Q: What are the two strongest days of the week? A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.。
英语作文funnystory初中It was a typical day in middle school, the kind where the monotonyof the classroom was only broken by the occasional burst of laughter or the sound of a teacher's exasperated sigh. I was sitting in my usual spot, dutifully taking notes and trying my best to pay attention, when suddenly, a series of events unfolded that would forever cement this day in my memory.It all started with a simple request from my teacher Mrs. Johnson. She asked the class to volunteer for a demonstration of the scientific method, promising extra credit to the brave soul who stepped forward. Now, I was never one to shy away from a challenge, and the prospect of a little academic boost was too tempting to resist. So, with a surge of confidence, I raised my hand and eagerly volunteered.As I made my way to the front of the class, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of excitement. This was my chance to shine, to show the world (or at least my classmates) that I was a force to be reckoned with in the world of science. Little did I know, the universe had other plans.Mrs. Johnson explained the task at hand – we were going to be conducting an experiment to determine the effects of different liquids on the color of a piece of litmus paper. Simple enough, right? Well, not for me, apparently.She handed me a tray of various liquids, ranging from vinegar to baking soda solution, and instructed me to carefully test each one and record the results. I took a deep breath, rolled up my sleeves, and got to work.The first few trials went off without a hitch. I dipped the litmus paper into the liquids, observed the color changes, and dutifully recorded the data. I was feeling pretty confident, even a little smug, about my scientific prowess.But then, disaster struck.As I was testing the baking soda solution, I accidentally knocked over the entire tray, sending a cascade of liquids cascading across the front of the classroom. The class erupted into a chorus of laughter and gasps, and I stood there, frozen in horror, my face turning as red as the litmus paper.Mrs. Johnson, bless her heart, tried to maintain a straight face, but Icould see the corners of her mouth twitching, betraying her amusement. She calmly instructed me to clean up the mess, which I did with a sense of dread and humiliation.As I mopped up the spilled liquids, I couldn't help but wonder how I had managed to turn a simple science demonstration into a complete and utter disaster. The laughter of my classmates echoed in my ears, and I felt like crawling into a hole and never coming out.But then, something unexpected happened. One of my friends, a quirky and endearing girl named Samantha, came over to me and gave me a sympathetic pat on the back. "Don't worry," she whispered, "I once set the lab coat on fire during a chemistry experiment. At least you didn't light anything on fire!"Her words, though meant to be comforting, only served to make me feel even more self-conscious. But as I looked around the classroom, I noticed that the laughter had died down, and my classmates were now watching me with a mixture of amusement and admiration.It was in that moment that I realized something profound –sometimes, the most embarrassing moments can actually be the most memorable and the most endearing. My clumsiness had provided a much-needed break from the monotony of the day, and my classmates had genuinely enjoyed the show.From that day on, I learned to embrace my quirks and to not take myself too seriously. Whenever I found myself in a similar situation, I would remember the litmus paper incident and laugh it off. After all, what's the point of being perfect when you can be perfectly imperfect?As I reflect on that day, I can't help but smile at the memory. It's a reminder that even the most awkward and embarrassing moments can be turned into something positive, as long as you have the right attitude.So, if you ever find yourself in a similar situation, remember – don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly. Embrace your inner klutz, and let the world see the beauty in your imperfections. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the show.。
A funny story（一个搞笑的故事）_小学英语作文Hello everyone! My name is Monica. I’m studying at Guangzhou Huamei International School. I like reading very much. I’ve read a lot of books until now. Today I’m going to tell you a story: It’s about a handsome boy named Larry who likes helping people.One day, he saw a plastic bag in the lobby of his block. It was full of dog food.“Whose bag is this?” Larry thought. ”Mrs Lee has dog, perhaps it’s hers”.Larry took the bag upstairs to Mrs Lee’s flat. He asked Mrs Lee if the bag was hers. She said no. So he went to Mr and Mrs Wong’s flat. He asked them about the bag. Mr and Mrs Wong said it wasn’t their’s. So asked three more families, but he still couldn’t find the owner of the bag.Finally he went back to the lobby, and he saw Mrs Kong and her son, Joe standing there.“That funny” Mrs Kong said to Joe. ”The bag was too heavy so I left it here and went upstairs to call you. Where is it now?”“Is this bag yours, Mrs Kong ?” said Larry .“Thank you. That’s very kind of you .” said Mrs Kong.“Let’s carry it together.” Said Joe. And he found the owner of the bag in the end.Larry was tired that evening. He told his mother about the bag.“Well done! Y ou’re very helpful, Larry. But sometimes you’re too helpful!”That’s all! Thank you for your listening.。
Entry 5 May1, 2012A funny story in my childhoodToday, one roommate of mine told me her funny and embarrassing story. This threw my mind back to my childhood. I believe that when we were quite young, there was always something interesting happened to us .Of course, I am no exception.Since I can remember, I have met all sorts of things that made me into a corner. However, one matter stuck in my mind till now. It was a special and exciting day when we released ourselves from the intense final exams. After that, the head of school gave a final summary speech, and we each class were required to stand in two lines on the playground.At that time, my heart has already flied away. So definitely, I knew nothing about where the master was .The moment I was wandering casually in my own thoughts, a weak voice came into my ears: “Hey! You! Go up to the Stage！Your Turn to Prize! ”I turned my head with mouth big open and full puzzlement on face.“What? You‟re kidding?‟‟ I asked. “It‟s True! We all heard it! Move it!” My friends responded with a bit of excitement. With the thought in mind that it was impossible, impossible, impossible…I threaded my way through the thick people and tiptoed to the stage with a grain of salt. Then when I stood before the …big man‟ with my head lightly down just like a kid criticized by the teacher shortly before.“You，uh…”The head said in a low voice. I obviously felt some upset below my peaceful surface. Uncontrollably, I had a glance stealthily at the paper, on which wasn‟t my name. Oh! How tragic! How dramatic!I blushed red in a second!I confess, the embarrassing memory still lingered on after a long time. I once think about whose fault it was more than once: my friends, my honorable headmaster or me? Actually now, every time I look back on it,I simply view it as a fun. It‟s absolutely not the matter of right or wrong.In most cases, it is unnecessary for us to pay particular attention to others‟attitude and take ourselves far too seriously. There is no right or wrong in life; each kind of experience is precious.。
funny在浙江高考英语读后续写高考样题中的正确含义陈天河2016.04.25 在浙江英语新高考读后续写的样题中，有这样一句：A funny thing happened to Arthur when he was on the way to work one day.在这个句子中，有一个单词funny。
关于这个单词，大家都很熟悉，常见的含义为“滑稽的，可笑的”。
据此，有人认为，既然原文中有“滑稽可笑”的信息，那么续写部分就要把这个内容体现出来。
这个结论是不正确的！首先，从内容上看，这个文章叙述的是银行抢劫案的事情，并没有滑稽可笑的成分。
其次，这样想的人误解了funny的意思。
funny在这个句子中的含义是：奇怪的。
在《牛津高阶英汉双解词典》Oxford Advanced Learner’s English-Chinese Dictionary 第七版，第829页上，funny的第二条词义：strange 奇怪例句：A funny thing happened to me today. 今天我碰上了一件奇怪的事。
That’s funny – he was here a moment ago and now he’s gone. 真怪----他刚才还在这儿，现在就没影了。
The funny thing is it never happened again after that. 奇怪的是从那以后这事再也没有发生过。
从这个事情上，我们可以看到熟词生义现象在高考中会经常遇到的。
有时候，一个单词我们认识，但是这个单词在具体某一句中的真实含义，可能与它的基本含义有所不同。
为了解决这个问题，除了平时在学习中多积累以外，也要根据具体的语境仔细斟酌，力争准确地理解单词语境中的含义，从而正确理解短文，顺利解答各类题目。
（完）。
英文幽默故事作文英文，。
I have a funny story to share with you all. One day, I was at a restaurant with my friend who is not very good at speaking English. We ordered our food and when the waiter brought it to us, my friend wanted to ask for some ketchup. However, instead of saying "Can I have some ketchup, please?" he said "Can I have some catch-up, peas?" 。
We both burst out laughing and the waiter looked very confused. I had to explain to him what my friend meant and we all had a good laugh. It just goes to show that even small mistakes can lead to big laughs.中文：我有一个有趣的故事要分享给大家。
有一天，我和一个不太擅长说英语的朋友在一家餐厅里用餐。
我们点了食物，当服务员把食物送到我们面前时，我的朋友想要要一些番茄酱。
然而，他说错了，他说，“Can I have some catch-up, peas?”（我能要一些追赶上来的番茄酱和豌豆吗？）。
我们俩都笑了起来，服务员看起来很困惑。
我不得不解释给他我朋友想要什么，然后我们都开心地笑了。
这表明即使是小错误也会引起大笑。
搞笑的事情作文英文英文：I remember a funny incident that happened to me a few years ago. I was attending a friend's wedding and was wearing a new pair of high heels. As the night went on, my feet started to hurt and I decided to take a break and sit down for a while.As I was walking towards a chair, I tripped on the edge of a rug and fell flat on my face. Everyone around me gasped in shock and I felt so embarrassed. But then, something unexpected happened. My dress had somehow gotten caught on the rug and as I fell, it lifted up and exposedmy underwear to everyone in the room!I was mortified and tried to quickly pull my dress down, but it was too late. Everyone was laughing and pointing at me. I wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear.But then, my friend's grandma came up to me and said, "Honey, don't worry about it. It's not a real party until someone shows their underwear!" Her comment made me laugh and helped me to relax and enjoy the rest of the night.中文：我记得几年前发生过一件有趣的事情。
