flliped 节选剧本台词-大学生英语课话剧

《逃课》英语话剧剧本 skipping class（《逃课》英语话剧剧本逃课）铸造安妮塔：不懂为什么逃课学生喜欢凯文：以“逃课”为理念的大学生活肯：想逃课却不敢去做杰森：总是承诺自己不要逃课史提芬：总是给自己一个好理由不上课丽塔：专业级的队长--------------------------------------------------------------------------------现场的我（安妮塔，凯文，肯，杰森，史提芬，和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。

他们是好朋友。

一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上。

）肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一班。

老师给我们的中期检查的主要内容。

杰森：哦，开枪！我刚刚错过了。

你能借我你的笔记，所以我可以复制吗？肯：当然如果你给我一个好理由，为什么你错过了那班。

你答应过我你会在课堂上的时间。

杰森：相信我，我会遵守诺言。

问题是我今天有“商业管理”考试，今天早上三点才开始学习。

然后我睡着了，早上醒来的时候十点。

肯：你的研究直到今天早上三点？为什么？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你是免费的从四点昨天。

杰森：好的，我遇到了我的一个老朋友和我们聊天的时间太长了…肯：看在上帝的份上！你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗？--------------------------------------------------------------------------------场景二（安妮塔，史提芬和凯文在教室的前面互相交谈。

而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文逃课。

）安妮塔：嘿，我们在几分钟内会有“企业管理”课。

您去哪儿？别告诉我你打算与杰森。

史提芬：我会为我的好朋友做任何事。

当然我要谁给我的好朋友出气。

安妮塔：你总是喜欢参与别人的生意。

你会惹上大麻烦。

你不知道吗？…凯文：安妮塔，不要难过。

他不会听你的。

就让他一个人呆着。

顺便说一句，我依然等待你的决定。

你跟我一起去听音乐会吗？安妮塔：哦，对不起，我差点忘了它。

The first scene: Dancing BallCharacters: Dorian, Henry, Emily, the Picture, the Butler, GuestsPlot:This is the first time that Dorian has come to his grandfather’s house.In the dacing ball, the butler introduced the painter to the innocent Dorian.Henry came to interrupt them and poke fun at Dorian. Then,the painter wanted to make a picture of Dorian. Dorian accepted and they went to another room to finish the picture.However ,it was doomed to be the dealing of the soul. People were astonished by the marvelous picture after it had been made public.the Butler：Dear sir , this is somebody you simply must meet亲爱的先生，有个人你必须得见见This is one of our finest artists Basil Hallward他是我们这里最杰出的艺术家之一巴兹尔.沃德Basil：Please，a humble student of beauty拜托，在美丽面前我只是一个卑微的学生而已Dorian: Nice to meet you, I am Dorian. Gray.很高兴认识你，我是道林格雷Henry: Cigarette?抽烟吗？Dorian: No thank you不，谢谢Henry: I find a cigarette to be the perfect pleasure吸烟让人心情舒畅It is exquisite and leaves one unsatisfied它很优美，让人忘记烦恼You're Kelso's grandson?你是索科的孙子吧？Dorian: Yes，Did you know him?是的，你认识他吗？Henry: I met him once. It was enough to give a cheer last month when he rasped his last sour breath.曾经见过一次，但不妨碍我为上个月这个老古董的断气好好庆祝一下One assumes you inherited the withered old goat's estate? Being a little orphan isn't all bad 听闻你继承了那个老色鬼的遗产？看来做个孤儿不完全是坏事啊"An earnest young man with a beautiful nature" according to the Butler管家说的：“一个帅气而富有的年轻人。

The Gifts （礼物）英文话剧剧本The Gifts （礼物）4人短剧。

由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼物改编。

作者：潘彩英The GiftsMon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . Th ey have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long be autiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had t o do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.J: You’ve cut off your hair?D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. I sn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

大学英语短剧剧本-College Life(大学生活)Character:Nellsion（我）(K)Ken（康）(T)Ted(强勇) Willim（伟楠）旁白：建斐Time flies! after graduated from high school ,we has been a college student two years. A college life was remember all our times including all kinds of happy , quareel , and moving time.Part 1Time : Noon in mondayPlace : DormKen and Willim go to the room with laughter and at that timeken: wo~ do you see the girl in front of me while eating just now .Willim: yeah ~ she looks so beautiful!Ken: actually ,you are right , if we ignore her face ! ha ha~Willim: may be …Nellsion: Be quiet, OK? I can’ t concentrate on dota . Oh! I lost, fucking shit.ted : foolish~ foolish ~ foolish ~ (reciting the words)Nellsion: (angery) stop talking!(and this time ted go to the tailot And a perty well voice of reciting words from the tailot ), Ted: foolish ~ foolish ~ foolish~….Part 2(In class)Time: before English classPlace: classroomKen: have you saw the new three kingdoms last night?Nellsion: rubbish ~there is nothing more than the war3 and dota , you see this is the new book about the method which will teach you how to kill more hero. Ted , come here ,I will teach you Ted : really?Nellsion: of course….. but ,e (做拿钱的动作)。

College Life(大学生活)Character descriptions:(G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.(K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.(T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.(M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.Plot:There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SceneⅠ(In Girls’ Dorm)M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SceneⅡ(Boys’ Dorm)Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.M: What’s the most important thing for you?G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.(George and Mancy just keep talking.)M: George, you’re so humorous.T: (hits the desk) No more talking.(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.Annie calls Mancy.)M: Hello, this is Mancy.A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George…..A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SceneⅢ(In class)K: Sorry, I’m late.(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, yo u can ask Tida.T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.T: Oh…OK.A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?M: Hmm…I’d like to see the m ovie, but I had a date.A: Who was with you? George?M: Yes….A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.A: I don’t think so.K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Ⅳ(On the road)M: Where are we going?G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.G: That’s OK.Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SceneⅤ(In the hospital)M: Are you OK?G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?M: Just a little hurt.G: I’m so sor ry.M: No, don’t say that.G: But the surprise ….M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself? G: Maybe I need a walking stick.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scene Ⅵ(In the boys’ dorm)K: What happened to you?G: I had a motorcycle accident.T: Are you OK?G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..K: How did it happen?G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?K: We can help him go to class.T: That’s a good idea.G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’r e good friends.K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Ⅶ(In the girls’ dorm)A: Oh, my…Are you OK?M: I feel just a little painful.A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.A: Th anks, I’ll treat you to dinner….M: Really? Where will we go?A: Hung-Lin, of course.M: Oh, no!。

一、self introduceLady 华华，four beauties，四大才子，花痴，工人等等。

二、开演Action 1（桥段1）：（音乐1）三个花痴在街上游走。

花痴1：It is so boring!花痴2：Yes, it is!花痴3：We have nothing to do!花痴1：Look, the four are there!花痴2：哇哦~~ It is them! It is them! It is really them!四大才子出场（音乐2）四人站好秀出扇子，带好墨镜四小天鹅音乐起花痴3: How handsome they are! How charming they are! I am dizzying! （音乐：哥只是个传说四人配动作）祝枝山：We just come here for a tour, why are those girls so crazy. Oh, I know I know .Because I am the most handsome man in the world……（秀出姓名）, （拿出一沓一毛钱，花痴表现出很想要的样子）and I have a large amount of money! Hey, being too handsome and rich is also a bad thing. （与文徵明击掌）文征明：（秀出姓名）I am …I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight ! (抛媚眼) 尖叫声不断周文兵：（秀出姓名）You, you, you! I am so charming that no one cancompare with me!（唐伯虎上台，众花痴“哇哦……”）唐伯虎：Do you love me? （yes!）Have you heard my name before?(Yes!) hahaha！（秀出姓名）Tang Bo hu is me! （花痴们尖叫声中下场……）文征明：Hi, guy! Today all of us are in a good mood! How about trying some English tongue twist!祝枝山：Good idea! 文文, you first please!文徵明：Music!（音乐起）one two three four……绕口令文徵明：Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers周文兵：Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers?祝枝山：If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers三人合：Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up! 唐伯虎：ha-ha……（突然大笑）三人：Is that so funny?文征明：Why do you so happy today ,糖糖？唐伯虎：Because ……Because ……madam hua will hold a marriage interview program.（众人：哦~）I have already applied at the competition! Ha Ha. However, I will try my best to find my girl! (做小可爱状)文徵明：Don’t be shy, just try it!祝枝山：Nothing is impossible, just do it!周文兵：Since you have made up your mind, we will use our wisdom to help you!四人一起：Yeah! Let’s go!音乐起四人绕两圈（举牌：华府）小佣人：Stop! You want be in?四人：Of course!小佣人：ok, ok ……I have a question, If you can give me the answer to my question, I will let you go!周文兵：Ha-ha, so easy？Are you scaring us? We fear nothing! Come on come on!小佣人：Listen carefully! Why did a boy make his dog in the sun? do you know?三大才子：Why, why? (三才子狂翻书，拿出手机百度，疑惑不解大叫)文征明：Eh, I can’t find the answer.唐伯虎：hahaha ……Buddy ,Take it easy . I know……（墨镜摘掉众人帮他扇扇子）Because he wants to have a hot dog.(做了个V手势哈哈哈……)三大才子大笑：Ha ha , go away !（带走小佣人）三人回头：糖糖，fighting !（第一幕完）Action 2（桥段2）秋香上台~秋香：It’s sunny today! I will take part in a marriage interview program~ my heart is beating! （心跳声）I’m so nervous! Where is my honey? Today I hope I can meet my Mr. Right! （秋香秀舞音乐~）No matter who you are, honey, I’m coming! （扭腰下台）Lady 华华上台~（举牌：节目现场）（上场音乐）Lady 华华：Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our TV program, now exciting thing is coming （带动鼓掌）let me introduce our super girls! There come our super girls!（《天竺少女》、《nobody》）跳完四人：thank you！女一：hello！everyone！I’m 青椒肉丝（掀面纱）女二：hi！I’m 麻辣鸡丝！（掀面纱）女三：hello ~ I’m 劳斯莱斯！（掀面纱）秋香：oh！English name? I don’t have an English name, my name is 秋香，oh, yes! My English name Jack Jones! （掀面纱）Lady 华华：ok~ here come our hero,唐伯虎！（非诚勿扰男嘉宾上场音乐）唐伯虎从帘子后面跳出上场与各个女嘉宾击掌唐伯虎：Oh, everybody here? Don’ be excite, it’s me! You have known, four sisters all have their English name, so I should have one. I know, my name is 唐伯虎，so you can call me“sugar”!（众人“sugar~”）or tiger!（众人“tiger~”）all of you and you（面向大家）are my darling! So please show your passion to support me !（脱衣服后面写着“鼓掌”）Lady 华华：（清嗓子）唐伯虎：oh, I’m sorry. I forgot you, madam hua!Lady 华华：（生气状）madam？you call me madam? Oh ,my god! Madam is in count of those old woman, you know？（众人“NO”）I’m so young! I love lady gaga!（音乐poker face by lady gaga）so, you can call me lady huahua!唐伯虎：lady 华华，can we go on?Lady 华华：oh？Worker quickly! （送上心动名单）（对唐伯虎）At first, write down the girl’s name you fall in love at first sight.唐伯虎写下秋香Lady 华华：ok……here comes tang’s personal show!（展示心动名单）（音乐冬天里的一把火英文版）唐伯虎秀舞Lady 华华：Worker quickly!（送上四盏灯）then four girls listen, if you have a good impression on tangtang , please keep light on! But if you have no feel, turn off it directly! Are you ready?（众人：yeah!）Lady 华华：3,2,1……begin!（舞台交给四位女嘉宾）女二对女一：hi, 肉丝。

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to killYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

The Tale of AladdinCharacters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and SultanScene 1旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin.SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home）Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean)Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp?Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interruptGenie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you.I will do anything you ask. What is your command?Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say?Genie: (Nods) That is correct!Aladdin: As-sah(松了一口气)Genie: As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand.Aladdin:慢慢起身 Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no ，wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see t herest of the world… no， I wish I can see the most beautiful girl in the worldGenie:Are you sure?(A 点点头)that’s easy!Mirror mirror talk to me，who is the most beautiful girl in my world如花出A:呕吐Genie:对A） sorry,may be I should ask（对mirror）who is the most beautiful girl in his world？A:wowG:let’s go变身城堡旁边的湖岸上on the lake shore besides the castleAladdin Wow, She is so beautiful! but why is she crying？Aladdin：（ makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?SCENE 3Jasmine:Well wouldn’t you?Aladdin:Wouldn’t I what?Jasmine:Cry if you were me?Aladdin:Oh I don’t know. Could you tell me what is wrong with youJasmine:But he has such small mean eyes…胖将军图Aladdin:Who is he，it seems that I have seen him somewhere? (He looks piture)Jasmine:…and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says , I have to marry him.Aladdin:oh,I know.Well you don’t always have to do what your father says. Jasmine:I have no choice. My father is the Sulta n… you know he is the kingAladdin:Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help you. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) Who’s that?Jasmine:Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you,you will be in big trouble. Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)Sultan: I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?Jasmine:I suppose so father. What else can I do?Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony,then and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band…music… delicious foods…/沉醉状好像出嫁的是他加幻灯Sultan:沉醉中没听见）I’m sure you will enjoy this that I will invite the most luxurious /lʌɡˈʒʊəriəs/star line-up add to the fun，look（指着幻灯Jasmine:（厌恶的）yeah，it can’t be better if you marry himSultan刚想发作，Aladdin出场Aladdin:Excuse me, Mr. Sultan,Sultan: Who are you? What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!Aladdin:Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?Aladdin:I will offer a more worthy husband for your daughter ,sir.Sultan: Better than a general（嘲讽的语气轻蔑的眼神）?Aladdin:Oh yes it is, sir. It is the most amazing man. He is brave and honorable and has mysterious and magical power.Sultan: Hmmm… A nd who is this person that you are speaking of?Aladdin:This person is（看了看神灯，犹豫了一下）……is me.(Says it weakly)S:You?A: Yes, it is me (Says it stronger.旁白 At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!Aladdin:No……！wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it!Sultan: All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughterAladdin: Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)Jasmine:(The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh you shouldn’t have done this!SCENE 4Aladdin:(Rubs lamp.Genie comes to life.)you must heard the things just happenedGenie:yet,What can I do for youAladdin: Come with me into th e village tonight… and we must defeat the dragonGenie: 拍拍阿拉丁的肩）No problemAladdin:Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.)SCENE5Aladdin:where is the dragon ,I can,t see anything?Genie:look!指着天空A：my god,what a huge monster!what should I do?G（鼓励顽皮的眼神 play with it and enjoy the funA: Are you kidding?Come on ,I need you helpG 想了一下）枪how about thisA：（压得喘不过气）What’s this ,so heavyG oh you are so weak, my master, What do you think of it火箭筒A :perfect ,but I can,t use itG:I will show you , aiming and press here,照做A:wow……后摔倒，扶住A;oh ,she discovers us ,G :别担心，since she was in the air，we should fight against she in the air飞龙毯出，两人做飞向空中动作A:It is so strange ,she is circling the magic carpet and the angry in her eyes disappear,,but thelove insteadG:笑she must fall in love with the carpetSCENE 6(in the PalaceSultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared.I guess that he must be the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters)Aladdin: I have passed your test ，sir.Sultan:Really?But where is the head of the dead dragon.Aladdin tells him the course of the incident(幻灯).Sultan :oh,you did a good job.I underestimated you.But Only when you answer my questions, you can marry my daughterMusic!拍手Sultan :Welcome to lucky 52,mr. Aladdin .Now I will ask you five question ,if you can’t deal ,I will give you one chance to get help from the people beside you and one chance to seek the help of the audience,understand?A :,that is to say I have to answer three of them by myself,right?S:yes,ok,now begin Q1:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea跳蚤?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeysS:good,Q2 What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）—— A pearS: you are so lucky,ok,Q3 What part of London is in France?A:the letter N马上接着问,语速加快S: Eleven and two can make one .Why(旁白：Aladdin have thought for a long time ,but have no idea,then he say)A:I can seek the help of the audience ,right?S:but you have only one chance下面要临场应变A:ok,is there anyone can help me ?(如无人回答，则说the princess may be give the people who solve the question a kiss,若此时才有人回答，则飞吻)如无人能回答，G变身观众，回答S:good luck comes to you again !Q5Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）A:I believe J ,who is beside me,can answer the questionS: but it’s your last chanceA:信任的眼神看J）I have made up my mindS: ok,what’you answer,my daughter?J:向A自信的笑了笑 Because she is Miss FortuneS:看着A含笑不语 2s）My son,you win ,I’m very honored to be your fatherJasmine:Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)Aladdin Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you.look.贝克汉姆J ：惊叫）David B eckham’s signature！A: I know you will like it ,J:指着幻灯Is that his phone number？A:en（挠挠头）……May be。

英语剧本逃课第一篇：英语剧本逃课Skipping Class 6人剧本。

《逃课》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。

Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes 安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课Kevin: Treats ―skipping classes‖ as the principle of university life 凯文：将“逃课”为理念的大学生活Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it 肯：想逃课却不敢做的Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes 杰森：总是要求自己不逃课Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class 史提芬：总是给自己一个好的借口逃课Rita: A professional class skipper 丽塔：一个专业的逃课者——————————————————————————–Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Nanjing Insititute of Industry Technology students.They are good friends.One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)安妮塔，凯文，Ken，杰森，史提芬，和丽塔都是南工院的学生。

他们是好朋友。

有一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上相遇。

Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一课。

Felicity第1季S01E01Felicity Season01Episode01Dear Sally...亲爱的Sally...you should probably be sitting down for this.你最好还是坐下来听我说First of all,everything was perfectly fine.一开始一切都非常顺利I mean,you know,on paper.我是说你知道的表面上的High school was going exactly as it was suppose to.高中完完全全是它该是的样子I mean,in three months,I’d be at Stanford pre-med;我是说3个月内我就要去斯坦福读医学预科Then I’d start my four year residency at one of theStanford hospital.然后在斯坦福其中一个附属医院实习4年My dad was thrilled.You know我爸爸开心死了你知道Because he’s basically had my life planned out在我还是受精卵的时候for me since I was pretty much a zygote.他已经把我的人生计划好了I was surrounded by people.我被人群包围着Actually looking forward to their lives.每个人都很期待自己的未来Benjamin Steven CovingtonFelicity Elizabeth Porter,graduates with honors.荣誉毕业My parents reaction was typically understated.我父母的表现还是很保守的So on this day,undoubetly the most exciting of your lives 从今天开始毫无疑问你们的精彩生活即将起航I urge you to savor the possiblities,embrace life我热切的希望你们享受未知拥抱生活because these...days will not come again.因为这些日子...不会再来They say crash victims.People who lose a limb—据说因为撞击事故而失去某部分肢体的幸存者that they can still feel their missing arm or leg,even af-ter it’s gone.他们还是能感觉到失去的胳膊或腿even after it’s gone.即使它们已经不见了It’s called phantom pain,right?被称为幻痛对吗?Well,suddenly,I had this horrible thought:突然之间我有了这种可怕的想法What if high school went away如果高中过完了but the feeling of it didn’t?但高中的感觉还在该怎么办?I-I mean I didn’t feel joy....我是说我并没有感觉到开心....or sorrow...or anticipation.或悲伤...或期待Things were going so well一切都很好12S01E01but all I could feel was...was dread.但我唯一的感觉却是...不安Three years ago,I held a pint of Ben Covington’s blood.3年前我拿着一品脱Ben Covington的血I was volunteering at the10th grade blood drive.我为10年级的献血活动志愿服务That’s about as close as we ever got.那是我们距离最近的时候It’s funny.有趣的是Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that有时最细微的决定can pretty much change your life forever.却可以永远改变你的生活I never said that.我从没那么说过I’m so proud of you.我为你骄傲Mom,y-you know,you know what?妈你知道吗你知道吗?-I cannot deal with this today!Not today!All right?-Fine-我不想今天和你纠缠这事好吗?-好吧-Not today.-Fine-今天不行-好吧-Excuse me?-Yeah-打扰一下?-什么I’m Felicity Porter.我是Felicity PorterYeah,I know.I’m Ben.我知道我是BenYeah,I know.I–我知道我...I was just wondering if,um,you would mind signing my yearbook.我想请你在我的年鉴上签名不知道你愿不愿意-I don’t have mind with me.-Oh,that’s ok.I–-我没带我的-哦没关系我...-here’s a pen for you.-Thanks.-给你笔-谢谢I just got it today,that’s why,you know,there aren’t anysignatures...我今天才拿到所以这上面还没有签名Except for,um,Mr.Johnson...除了Johnson老师...who’s here today somwhere,which I was surprisedabout.他今天在这儿出现过我很惊讶Anywhere would be...great.签哪里都可以Can you give me just a minute...to do this?可以给我点时间写吗?Oh,yeah.Yeah,sure...I’ll.....哦好的当然...我就...Thanks for asking.感谢你让我签Oh,ha,ha...good luck on you know—好运...你知道...Yeah,yeah,yeah.You,too.I’ll see ya.是的是的你也好运回见Ok.好的So this is what Ben Covington wrote:Ben Covington写了这些”Dear Felicity,here it goes.”亲爱的Felicity是这样I’ve watched you for four years.我远观了你4年Always wondered what you were like...总在想你是什么样子...what was going in on your mind all the time that youwere so quiet,你脑子里在想什么一直以来你都很安静just thinking,drawing in your notebook.思考在笔记本里画画I should’ve just asked you,but I never asked you.我应该问你的但我从没问过So,now,four years later,I don’t even know you,所以现在4年过去了我甚至不认识你but I admire you.但我欣赏你3Well,this makes me sound crazy,听我这么说你会不会觉得我有点毛病but I’m okay with that.但我不介意你这么想So take care of yourself.Love,Ben.”好好照顾自己爱你的Ben””P.S.I would’ve said’keep in touch,’”另外我本想说’保持联系’but unfortunately we never were in touch.”可很不幸我们从来也没联系过”Hey!嘿!What are you going to college?你去哪儿上大学?New York,what about you?纽约你呢?That’s pretty unclear.还不清楚Suddenly,I knew what everyone else was feeling.突然之间我明白其他人的感受了(纽约大学)How long has this been going on in your mind?你想了多长时间了?Could you have waited any longer to drop this bomb?你就不能等等再吓我们?I told you I decided today.我跟你说了我今天才决定的I called them我给他们打了电话and they said it would take extraordinary circum-stances他们说要有极特殊的情况to admit someone at this late....才能批准这么晚申请的学生入校...All right!好了!If you want to make this decision fine.你要想做这个决定可以But I want not,in any way,financially support it.但我不会以任何方式资助你-Their sending the student-loans...-Loans?-他们寄来了学生贷款申请表-贷款?...and the student work forms with the late application.还有学生工作申请表和晚入学申请表一起I work this hard so you wouldn’t have to go through what I did.我那么努力都是为了你不用向我一样那么辛苦*NO!*Dad,you made it so that I would have to gothrough不就因为爸爸你是那样我就不得不*exactly*what you did.跟你一样I know you want me to follow in your footsteps,but I just–basically,I*can’t*!我知道你想让我继承你的衣钵但我只是...坦白说我做不到That was the*worse*summer of my life.那是我一生最最惨的夏天So basically,I’ve given up*everything*my parents基本上我放弃了我父母*ever*planned for me.为我计划好的一切Everything I ever expected,all for a boy,I don’t even know.和所有我期待过的都是为了一个我甚至不认识的男孩儿I guess,what I’m saying is...我说的这一切...this all might be a*colossal*mistake很可能都像我爸说的那样as my dad would say.是个”巨大”的错误But on the other hand,it might...但另一方面它也可能maybe it’ll save my life or something.拯救我的生活或怎样I don’t know.我不知道Please respond,asap.I miss you.Love,Felicity.希望你尽快回音我想你爱你的Felicity Next,please.下一个Oh,sorry.Thanks.哦抱歉谢谢4S01E01Hi.How are you?嗨你怎么样?Great.Just look at the dot,please.很好看这个圆点Is my–my hair a disaster?我的头型是不是很难看?Please be honest because,I,拜托你说实话因为我uh,I’m gonna to have to live with this picture for thenext four years.我今后4年都得用这张照片-And that’s a*really*long time.-Hey!-这可是段很长的时间-嗨!What are you doing here?你在这儿干嘛?Hi!I’m–this is–I’m going–this is where I’m going.嗨!我...这里...我要在这里上学我要在这里上学I totally forgot you were going here.我完全忘了你也要来这里That is so unbelievable.太不敢相信了I know this girl from high school.她跟我上同一所高中This is Susan.This is–uh...This is–uh...Uh....这是Susan这是...恩...这是...恩...恩....Felicity.Felicity.Wow.All right,so,I’ll see ya around?Felicity喔对的我们回见I,um...我...basically haven’t really had a lot of time yetto,uh,review没有太多时间去浏览the classes and schedules.课程和安排I guess I just need a little time to catch up.我想我需要点时间来赶上Because,you know,there’s a*lot*to consider nowthat,uh..因为你知道有很多要思考的关于...I’m here.我来这儿了I got a phone call from your parents.我接到你父母打来的一个电话Your not the first student孩子进专业性大学whose parents weren’t a100%about their kid going toa particular college.父母不是很放心你不是第一个They’re,uh,concerned.他们...很担心They’re more then concerned.They’re insulted.他们不只是担心他们无理取闹So do you think my coming here was a bad idea,too?你也认为我来这儿是个坏主意?Well,really*only*you can answer that.只有你自己才能回答But what I can tell you is that,uh,well,New York..但我能告诉你的是纽约the city as well,as the university,can be a little over-whelming 这个城市和这所大学可能会让你有点受不了and is often best suited for the independently mindedstudent.通常最适合那些有独立意识的学生And your parents seem to imply that你父母暗示说you might not fit into that category.你不是那样的Do you have any specific interests outside of medicine?除了医学你有没有在其他方面有很明确的兴趣?I–I draw sometimes.I paint.我...我有时画两笔我喜欢画画I brought you some.....我带了一些....5you know...some samples.你知道...一些小样For whatever it’s worth.看看能有什么用My parents said that?我父母那么说的?When we get through with him,等我们学完他Alexander Pope will have become your favorite,亚历山大·波普会成为你们在这个世界上最喜爱的diminutive,Catholic,English,Hunchback poet in thewhole world.信奉天主教的小个子驼背英语诗人I been doing this a lot of years.我教这门课很多年了And I know what’s on a most of your minds right now.我知道你们现在都在想什么So let me answer some the inevitable freshman ques-tions.所以我先回答一些作为新生不可避免的问题Or as I refer to them,the”FQ’s.”我比较喜欢说”新问”Yes,I’m going to.....是的我要...-”You okay?”-”no”and”I will be.”(你还好吗?不/会好的)I will be,thanks(会好的谢谢)Breathe easy.放心Which is not to say that I haven’t had the displeasureof但也不是说我这些年handing out some incompletes over the years.都没有给人挂过But looking at this group,但看看你们I’m confident that this will not be the case this year...我相信你们今年都会过的”Is our teachers hair...on backward?”.(我们老师的头发是不是...前后颠倒了样?) ...unless I’m wrong....除非我错了And I’ve been wrong before.我以前也判断失误过It’s just everything–being in New York,只是来了纽约之后的一切事you know,and trying to get my course schedule all fig-ured out.费劲安排自己的课程表It’s just a little overwhelming,I guess.让我有点受不了God!It is*so*good to hear somebody else say that.老天!也有人这么想真是太好了It’s difficult,right?Just figuring out the system.很难对吧?搞清楚是怎么一回事You know the*only*two classes that我唯一想上的两门课I wanted were filled even by the time I got here.在我来这儿之前就报满了Yeah,I know.我明白And I have this*really*mysterious roommate situa-tion.而且我的室友又很神秘What do you mean?你什么意思?I haven’t even met her yet.我还没见过她呢She doesn’t sleep in our room.她都不在我们屋睡And she has these...these.these...bone sculptures.她还有那些...那些...那些骨雕My roommate has this phobia.我的室友有强迫症Of what?哪种?Well,she cleans everything.她清洗一切东西6S01E01 *Everything*in the room smelIs like pine,it’s disgust-屋子里什么都有股松香味儿太恶心了ing.Come on.不会吧I swear to God!我发誓!She wears a face mask when she goes out.她出门都戴面具You might have seen her.你可能见过她That’s crazy.太变态了That’s my point.我就是这意思You know,I know it’s just college,but it’s sort of terri-虽然只是大学但还是有点恐怖不是吗?fying,isn’t it?It’s terrifying.是很恐怖Oh,my God.That is*so*embarassing.老天那样太尴尬了That is*so*something I would do.我也能干出这种事儿****me真不敢相信那不是我What are you looking at?你在看什么?I’ll...be right back.我...马上回来-By the way,I’m Felicity.-I’m Julie.-顺便说一句我是Felicity-我是JulieSo what’s going on?怎么了?Um....I just want to preface this by saying我事先声明that,uh,I don’t want you to feel weird about anything我不希望你对我接下来要说的话I am about to say.At all.感到奇怪Ok.好吧Uh...the thing is...我要说的是...I came to New York...我来纽约...um...mostly because of you.大部分是因为你Yeah,I had these,sort of,是啊我对你有种...um..intenses feelings for you back in high school,我高中的时候很迷恋你and,uh,even though I know即使我知道that we never really talked before graduation,毕业前我们从未有过真正意义上的交谈except that one time when I,除了那次uh,was passing out flyer for the blood drive.为献血发传单的时候Anyway,无论如何maybe the fact that we never did talk was也许正是因为我们没讲过话why I had those feelings.我才有了那种感觉Because now,of course,因为现在当然I realize,now that it was a crazy thing我现在明白了到老远从3000公里外过来to do to follow someone追逐一个自己不认识的人I don’t know3,000miles.是一件多么疯狂的事情And I sort of panicked about it,我现在有点慌了but I just wanted you to know但我只想让你知道that I’m past that.我现在没事了And I’m–I’m totally ok with it now.我现在已经不怎么想了I mean it,you know,我是认真的你知道because it’s really not about you so much anymore.因为现在我的状况跟你关系也不大了7I’m here now,you know....我现在在这儿你知道...uh...because...I’m here.因为...我在这儿了So,uh,what are you thinking?你怎么想?I’m–honestly?Honestly?I’m just–我...说实话?说实话?我只是...-I’m just–flattered....-Good-我只是...受宠若惊-很好Flattered.By the whole thing,I’m flattered.I am.对你说的一切我受宠若惊Good.That’s really a perfect,perfect answer.很好这个回答非常非常好Ok,so,uh....can we just be friends?我们能做朋友吗?-Yeah,sure.-Great-可以当然-太好了-Of course.Yeah-Ok-当然是的-好吧Work study,isn’t so bad really.学习工作还是蛮好的I file student applications我申请了招生办公室的工作in the admissions office three hours,一周3次three times a week.一次3小时The one rule,但有一条规定the only real*serious*rule is唯一的需要遵守的规定to respect the confidentiality of the documents.就是要尊重文件档案的机密性Which mean,of course,that I’m not supposed to read意思是当然我不应该看它们them.Ok,well,Dad–all right.爸爸好了I’m sorry.This isn’t about what Uncle Harvey deeply抱歉Harvey叔叔认为我应该做什么feelsI should be doing with my life.和我要怎样没关系吧You know what?你知道吗I have to go.I-I’m going to get off the phone,all我得走了我要挂电话了可以吗?right,you guys?Ok–can I hang up now,please.我可以挂了吗求你了Thanks.Good-bye.谢谢再见-Sorry.Oh God!!-Ah.God.Sorry,-抱歉哦老天!-老天抱歉I didn’t mean to do that.我不是故意的Uh,Felicity,right?I’m Noel.Felicity对吗?我是NoelI’m the R.A.I’m not a stalker.我是宿舍助理不是变态跟踪狂The resident advisor on the floor,这层的宿舍顾问room729,at the end of the hall.住在729号房就住走廊尽头Just,you know,stopping by to say,yo,只是过来打声招呼and welcome and,uh...说声欢迎if there’s anything you ever need,如果你需要什么I’m kinda like the floor shrink.我也可以算作这层的心理辅导员So just,uh,knock.Anytime,ok?敲门就是了随时都可以好吗?Uh,and sorry about the scary part.很抱歉吓到你-That’s ok.-Ok.-没事的-好吧Is now a bad time?现在是不是时候不对?I was consumed by tempation,which–我快经不起诱惑了I-I’ve*never*been consumed by temptation before.我以前从没被什么诱惑过8S01E01And remember the essay question was,还记得那个文章题目吗”What was the event that most changed your life?””是什么改变了你的生活?”right?I mean,记得吗?我是说有一个可以了解这个男孩儿的大好机会so here was this chance to*really*learn a lot about this guy.记得吗?我是说有一个可以了解这个男孩儿的大好机会So,what,you read this college guy,Ben’s application es-say?你看了那个Ben同学的入学申请文章? You photocopied this college guy,Ben’s application es-say.你还影印了一份Is that bad?是不是很不好?Oh,just read it–please.读一下...拜托了”Uh,I never like my older brother.”我从来不喜欢我哥哥He was too well behaved.Too handsome.Too tal-ented.Too much.他行为太得体太帅太有天赋什么都太多了Until I was13,I lived like a cimmerian in perpetual darkenss.我13岁之前都像西米里族人一样住在永久的黑暗里The darkness of Jonathan’s shadow.Jonathan的阴影下In1992...Jonathan died of brain cancer.1992年...Jonathan死于脑癌”Just,uh....skip down to there.跳到那里Uh,”And as I held the college application,”当我填写大学入学申请的时候it occured to me:although it was his dream,脑海里突然出现了这个想法虽然这是他的梦想this was an act that Jonathan had never experienced.但却是Jonathan从未体验过的I had surpassed him simply by surviving.我超越他仅仅是因为我活下来了I was older then my older brother now.我现在比我哥哥年纪大了And there alone,in my room,我一个人在房间里I cried for Jonathan for the first time.第一次为Jonathan哭泣I cried for the lost.为他失去的哭泣I cried for the love I never knew I had.为我从来不知道我还是爱他的而哭泣”Here’s what I need to know.我想要知道的是Is it possible to be just friends with someone.有没有可能跟一个I have these sort of immoderate feelings for,我非常迷恋的人做朋友or am I doomed forever just to be in love,还是我会一直这样下去就想和他做恋人and ultimately,and I think,signifigantly hurt?最终却会严重受伤?Absolutely,you can be friends with Ben.你当然可以和Ben做朋友-Really?-Yeah,because,see your new here-真的吗?-因为你刚来这儿alright,and your emotions are heightened,everything’sheightened..你的情绪很高涨对所有事情感觉都很高涨Everything,everything’s so much higher thenusual,right?都会比平常感觉强烈对吗?So give it a month等一个月and things will normalize,I swear!事情就会步入正轨我发誓!9Ok,trust me.I’m the R.A.相信我我是学生顾问Ok,um,your right.Your right.好吧你说的对你说的对Thank you.Thank you,Noel.谢谢谢谢你NoelYour welcome,Felicity.不客气FelicityI’m making an adjustment to the”George Curve.”我对”George Curve”这个题目作了些调整I’m concened that some of my initial comments.....我想我以前做的一些评论........along the lines of:...那句”no one will fail this course,””没人会挂这科”were taken a little to literally and a little*too*liberally.说的太快也太武断了By many of you–you know who you are–你们大多数人...你们知道自己的水平and now I know who you are.我现在也知道了So,you will see a slight adjustment in today’s assign-所以你们今天的作业有些调整ment.It’s amazing how much a person can change in two一个人在2周之内的变化可以很神奇weeks.Noel was right,I mean,the old me would have neverNoel说的对以前的我不可能been ableto let go of my expectations.没有期待I mean in terms of Ben.我是指对BenWhen he asked me for help他来找我帮忙的时候he wanted to make sure,you know that I was okay with他想先知道我是不是没事了thingsand that I wouldn’t feel weird.是不是不会感到奇怪Which,I thought,was really amazing.我想这真的是很神奇-I cannot live...-So this is what it is–-我不能生存...-所以就是现在这样...we’re becoming friends.我们在做朋友Which I swear to God,I’m totally okay with.Surpris-我发誓我真的不觉得怎样这非常令人惊讶ingly.What do you think she means by that?你觉得她什么意思?Ok,um,we can look at life,as just life.我们审视生活单纯的生活Being alive...就是活着...or maybe she means eternal life.也许她说的是永生Maybe she’s talking about heaven?也许她在讲天堂?Yeah,I think that’s right.I think...I think it’s both.是啊我觉得你说的对我觉得...我觉得两者都有Ok.那好How come you never went to any parties in high你高中怎么没去过派对?school?I.....went to a couple.我....我去过几个Just in case you weren’t there on awards day,尽量避免去那些你可能会被评上个什么的I didn’t exactly win most popular.我可不受欢迎Oh God,you did?Didn’t you.老天你是被评上了?是不是You actually won most popular.你得了最受欢迎奖10S01E01Yeah,well,those things are just stupid.是啊那都是些蠢事Come in.请进Hey.Hey.I got you this.嗨嗨我给你搞了个这个It’s a pocket guide to the subway.是地铁的口袋指南Sort of a survival thing.有了它坐地铁就不用烦了Thanks.You didn’t have to do that,but thanks.谢谢你不用这么做的但还是谢谢Yeah,it was,uh...don’t worry about it.那个...不用客气So....ok...I’ll see ya.好吧...我们回见Well,hey,I know we talked about studying for the re-我们说好了明天下午一起复习view tomorrow afternoon,I can’t.I got classes all day.但不行了我一整天都有课Oh,um...wow..well...the review’s Friday,um..考试是星期五What?Do you want to do it tomorrow night?明天晚上行吗?By the way,have you done the calendar yet or not?顺便说一句你拿到日志了吗?What?什么?Your doing the floor calendar for next month,right?下月是你记日志吧?Right,don’t I have two weeks for that?是的但不是还有2周吗?This is Noel.This is Ben.这是Noel这是Ben-How ya doing?-Good.Thanks.-你怎么样?-很好谢谢Good.很好I’m just making sure you were on top of it.我只想确定下你记得I’m on top of it.我记得-Ok.-Ok-好的-好的All right.好吧-I’m sorry.-”It’s ok.”-抱歉-没关系Tomorrow night,I’m actually..um...I made plans with明天晚上我跟Julie约好了Julie.Uh,this was one was just to bug you.这次只是想逗逗你All right.Okay,my job’s done.Bye-bye.好了搞定了拜拜You know what.Why don’t you,Julie and I all go to-你觉得怎么样你和Julie和我一起gether.Do you think Julie will be okay with that?Julie那儿行吗?Of course.当然You wanna know the scariest thing so far?想知道又有什么吓人的事情发生了吗?I found my roommate doing my laundry.我发现我的室友给我洗衣服Who,the clean freak?谁那个变态洗涮狂?She didn’t think my underwear was clean enough她认为我的内衣不够干净to be in the same room as her underwear.不像同一个屋里她的内衣那么干净I’m applying for a room change.我要申请换房间Hey,so you know Ben from poetry?你知道诗歌课的Ben吗?It’s ok,if he comes along tonight,right?他今晚也来没关系吧?What?怎么?Nothing.没什么You konw,I think I have a handle on it.处理这种事情我有自己的原则On what?什么事情?The Blake poem,our assignment.布莱克的诗我们留的那个作业I-I thought it was tough–but我是觉得它很难但Wait.You said you were desperate though.等等你说你快绝望了Look,seriously,you guys go out.说真的你们去玩吧I don’t want to be a fifth wheel我不想做电灯泡Julie,we’re not going out.Julie我们不是去玩I mean,we’re studying.我们是学习And we all three need to study,right?我们3个都需要学习对吧?What is the deal with you guys?你们俩什么关系?You and Ben–,are you dating or–你和Ben你们是约会还是啥No!Oh,no,we’re just friends.不!不是我们只是朋友I mean,we know each other from high school.我们是高中的时候认识的-Oh.You guys went to the same high school?-Yeah.-哦你们上的同一所高中?-是的’Cause I*really*thought that there was something go-ing on.我真的认为你们俩有事No.没有I just–I didn’t want to be the one on the outside.我只是我不想被晾在一边Of course not.So,will you come,please?当然不会你会来吧拜托了?In his house!?在他家里!?In his house?All of’em,in his house!在他家里?所有人在他家里!Wait.What about the guy,um,who gives his dog abath?等等那那个给狗洗澡的人呢?Right,and to dry it off he places it in the microwave.对的为了弄干狗毛儿他把它放到微波炉里了Yeah,that is the classic one of all time.一直以来这个最经典I heard it was a cat.我听说是猫-No,it was a dog.-Are you sure?-不是狗-你确定?It had to be a dog.一定得是狗So anyway,do we know any others?我们还知道其他的吗?What about the one about the,uh,这个怎么样-couple who go to Vietnam?You know that one?-Your just full of them.-去越南的夫妇?知道这么吗?-看来你知道的不少I got all them all memorized.我全都知道That one.The Vietnam one.That’s horrible.That’sdisgusting.越南的那个太恐怖了太恶心了You don’t know that one.你不知道那个Ok.I’ll be right back.我马上回来Will you get me another drink?帮我再要杯喝的?So I don’t know how your going to feel about this.我不知道你对此会作何感想Feel about what?对什么的感想?Well...What we said the other day about being friends,我们那天的说得要做朋友remember that?I mean,I just wanted–记得吗?我想...did you mean that?You meant what you said?你是认真的吗?是认真的吗?Um.Yeah.I mean...是的我是说of course,I-I did.当然我是认真的Why?What are you....?怎么?你要...?No,it’s just.Um...I’m kinda into Julie.不只是...我有点喜欢Julie And I just wanted to make sure it’s ok.我只想确定你没事Oh,no.哦不-No.Oh!Oh!Oh!-I’m so sorry.-不是哦!哦!哦!-我非常抱歉-I thought that you said that–-Don’t–Don’t–No!I –I–there’s nothing to be sorry about.-我以为你那么说...-不不不别这样不用道歉-I am–actually that’s*really*fine.-Are you sure?-我...我真的没事-你确定? Yeah.Oh,yeah.当然当然Well,what do you think?I mean,I can’t–你怎么想?我是说我说不好...I can’t tell if she likes me or not.我说不好她喜不喜欢我I can’t tell from sitting here if I’m talking too much orwhat?我也不知道我是不是说太多了?Um.I think,uh,that Julie thinks...我觉得Julie认为...you know....你知道....What?什么?That–that your wonderful.你很棒Are you serious?你说真的?Um...hi.Are you Megan?嗨你是Megan吗?Yeah.是Hi.I’m Felicity,your roommate.嗨我是Felicity你的室友-Hello?-Ben?-你好?-Ben吗?No.It’s Sean.不是我是SeanPut Ben on.让Ben接-Hello?-It’s Felicity.Buzz me up.-你好?-是Felicity让我上去-You think we can talk tomorrow?-Ben...no!-明天再讲可以吗?-Ben...不行! How could you write that in my yearbook?你怎么能在我的年鉴上写那种话? What?什么?”I’ve watched you for four years,”我观察了你4年always wondered what you were like.”一直在想你是什么样”You wrote those words to me.你写了这话给我I thought I asked if you were okay with things.我好像问过你是不是没事了I was ok.,but that doesn’t mean you actions don’t have consquences.我是没事了但这不代表你的行为不会造成后果Oh,my actions.What actions are those?哦我的行为我到底干什么了? Oh c’mon.哦拜托Even the slightest behavior means something.即使最细微的举动也有着意义That’s so obvious.It’s like physics...nothing happens without an effect.这很明显就像物理...没什么事情发生却不产生后果Well,I never took physics.我从没学过物理No,don’t say you*never*took physics.不别说你从没学过物理Because that’s what you do.You–你就是这么做的你...You–you play innocent你假装无辜and your charismatic,and you smile还有你的魅力你的笑容and you get away with it,就好像是你无意的一样and you made me fall for you!你因此让我对你着了迷!And this is what’s not fair.And you knew it,and youliked it.不公平的在这儿你知道而且你很高兴What?Do I like that fact that you like me?Yes,of course,I do.什么?我高不高兴你喜欢我?是的我当然高兴When I told you I came here,you said you were flat-tered.我跟你说我来这儿的时候你说你受宠若惊Flattered?No,I was awkward.受宠若惊?不我很尴尬I revealed the little of myself in your yearbook.我把自己的想法写在你的年鉴上And you change your college plans.结果你改变了你的大学计划I mean,what the hell are we talking about here?我们到底在这里讲什么?I know you better then you think I do.我比你想的要了解你-Oh,you do!-Yes.I know all about your brother.-哦是吗!-是的我知道你哥哥的事儿-What?-I read your application essay.-什么?-我读了你的入学申请文章-You read my essay?-Yes!I’ve done one questionably immoral thing in17years–-你读了我的入学申请文章?-是的17年来我就这次不道德了No!No!Wait a second!How did you read my essay?不!不!等一下!你怎么看到我的文章的? How could you lead me on?You made me fall in lovewith you?你怎么能引诱我?你让我爱上了你?You know what!?Your acting crazy!你知道吗!?你像疯了一下!All I did was be nice to you.我只是对你友善I never asked you to come here.That was*your* choice,not mine!我从来没让你来这儿这是你的选择不是我的!How can you think you’re in love with me?你怎么能认为你爱我?You don’t even know me!你甚至不认识我!-Hey.-Hey-嗨-嗨I mean,if you think about the,uh,如果仔细想想advantages and the disadvantages of,uh...在这儿的好处...being here,和坏处pared then taking a semester off and–and goingback to Stanford...上完这个学期再转回斯坦福in the long run–even in the short run–从长远角度甚至是近期来看I’ll be ahead...you know我都会比of the....general,uh,普通人走在前面I mean,s-staying here*really*would cost a fortune.待在这儿要花不少钱And my dad was right,when he said that he worked re-ally hard to keep me我爸爸是对的他说他非常努力的工作from having to pay for college for like a decade after I graduate.好让我在高中毕业后的10年不用为大学学费发愁you know,and,I should take advantage of that.我应该接受。