经典美剧《老友记》-第九季-第十集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Chandler:Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?
(Phone rings. Chandler answers using the speaker phone. )
Chandler:Chandler Bing.
Joey:Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?
Joey:No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game.. . courtside!
Chandler:Courtside? Oh my God.
Joey:Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
Chandler:That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.
(Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings. )
Monica:Hello?
918 The One With Rachel's Phone Number
SCENE:
Chandler's office in Tulsa. His assistant is showing him photographs.

916 The One With The Boob Job
Scene:
Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.
Chandler:Did you see our bank statement? Could this be right?
Mike:You know what? I just realized something. I don't wanna go home.
Phoebe:Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.
Mike:No, no! What I mean is...I hate going back to my apartment now...And partly because I live above a known crack den but...mostly because when I'm there...It's just...i really miss you. So...Do you want to move in together?
Chandler:I'm not sure what they did...but I'm inclined to blame [xxx?].
Monica:I guess with you doing the internship, we're spending more than we're bringing in.
Phoebe:Why?
Mike:I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get somemore clothes.

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught1010 钱德的风流事菲比问大家，如果必须要选择的话，是选择放弃食物还是嘿咻钱德和莫妮卡为迎接即将到来的BB, 计划着搬家。

钱德和漂亮的女房产经纪南希去看房子，被瑞秋和菲比发现，误以为钱德和她有染。

其余二人得知钱德的风流韵事，忿忿不平，一同去告诉莫尼卡。

莫妮卡和钱德只好说出他们已经看中房子，开出价码，将要搬家的消息。

大家很难受，一起回想在这个屋子里过去9年里的点点滴滴。

钱德接到南希的电话，跟大家说房主要价太高，他们没买到，大家表示惋惜。

大家走后，钱德告诉莫妮卡其实他们买到了。

10.10 The One Where Chandler Gets CaughtRachel and Phoebe spot Chandler with a blonde stranger;Phoebe thinks he's having an affair.They follow the pair to a house outside the city.They tell the rest of the gang, and then confront Monica and Chandler, forcing the revelation that Monica and Chandler are trying to move to a house outside the city to raise their child.In attempts to convice Chandler and Monica to stay, their friends remind them of all the great memories they've had in their apartment in the city (shown as clips from previous episodes).[Scene: Central Perk. Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.]Monica: (really excited) Mmh... this cake is amazing!Rachel: My God, get a room!Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?Monica: (with no hesitation) Sex!Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.giant hugPhoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?Ross: Food.Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.Sophie's choice<俚>a forced decision in which any and all options have equally negative outcomes/Sophie's Choice is a 1982 film that tells the story of a beautiful Polish immigrant, Sophie, and her tempestuous(adj.狂暴的) lover who share a boarding house(n.公寓) with a young writer in Brooklyn. It stars Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, and Peter MacNicol. Alan J. Pakula directed the movie and wrote the script from a novel by William Styron, also called Sophie's Choice.The film won the Academy Award for Best Actress (Meryl Streep) and was nominated for Best Cinematography(n.电影术) (Néstor Almendros), Costume Design (Albert Wolsky), Best Music (Marvin Hamlisch), and Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium (Alan J. Pakula).Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God,I don't know, I want girls on bread!OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.Phoebe: Oh, how cute!Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll!Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll.Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde? She's pretty.Phoebe: OH! He's having an affair.have an affair 有外遇Rachel: He's not having an affair!Phoebe: You know, I'm always right about these things.Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you! Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her! Rachel: Oh, that doesn't mean anything.Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)duck vi.迅速低头迅速弯身[eg: They all ducked behind the mound(n.土丘) as they heard the explosion]Chandler: (picking up the phone) Hello.Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".An Affair to Remember is a 1957 film, starring Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr.The film is considered one of the most romantic of all time, according to the American Film Institute.It was directed by Leo McCarey and was a remake of McCarey's 1939 film Love Affair, starring Irene Dunne and Charles Boyer. An Affair to Remember was almost identical to Love Affair on a scene to scene basis. McCarey used the same screenplay(n.电影剧本) as the original film, which was penned(v.写) by Delmer Daves and Donald Ogden Stewart.Contributing to the success of the 1957 film is its theme song "An Affair to Remember (Our Love Affair)' composed by Harry Warren with lyrics by Leo McCarey and Harold Adamson. The song is sung by Vic Damone during the opening credits and then sung later by Deborah Kerr's character, a nightclub singer. Kerr's singing was dubbed(v.配音) by Marni Nixon, who also dubbed for Kerr in the film The King and I.Chandler: Those are all really old!Phoebe: Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?Rachel: They're in a caaar...Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.Rachel: Geez!Phoebe: Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.Rachel: Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.night vision n.夜视/goggles n.护目镜night vision gogglesstun gun n.震撼枪(使中弹者震惊昏迷却不致受伤的手枪)Phoebe: (patting her bag) I got them![Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]Chandler: Hi!Monica: Hey Sweetie! Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes. Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.Monica: Nancy doesn’s smoke!Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that! Monica: So? What do you think of the house?Chandler: It’s perfect. It’s everything we’r e been looking for. Monica: Isn’s it? Then what about the amazing wainscoting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?wainscoting n.护墙板crown moldingdormer window n.屋顶窗/attic n.阁楼Chandler: And the wiggle worms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?wiggle wormsMonica: Don’s you love the huge yard?huge yardChandler: And the fireplace in the bedroom.fireplace n.壁炉Monica: And Nancy said that it's really underprice, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!underprice vt.削价抢生意Chandler: This is bringing out a lovely color in you!Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?Chandler: I don’s know. What do you think?Monica: I think we should.Chandler: I do too.Monica: This is huge!Chandler: I know.Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.Chandler: I don’s know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.Monica: Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?Chandler: We don’s. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing?Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God! That is gonna be so hard.Chandler: I know. Gooooood luck with it.[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]Ross: I just can’s see Chandler cheating!Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, they went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!Westchester County is a primarily(adv.主要地) suburban county located in the U.S. state of New York with about 950,000 residents. It is part of the New York Metropolitan Area. It was named after Chester, in England, and the county seat(n.郡政府所在地) is White Plains.Westchester has a reported per capita personal income of $58,592, the eighth highest in the United States.Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I justcan’t believe he would do this to Monica!Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?Phoebe: So, should we tell her?Ross: I don’s know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman,would you want us to tell you?Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?Ross: No one, I’m just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in hisneck)Phoebe: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!(pinches his ears)Ross: (yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it washypothetical!hypothetical adj.假定的Phoebe: All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’r e right,he wouldn’s cheat.Ross: Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)Phoebe : WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dustbuster. The guys enter the room.]vacuum n.真空吸尘器dustbusterRachel: Oh, look at her, so happy!Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!Joey: Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?Phoebe: Well, look, whatever happens, we’r e here for you and we love you. Monica: (puzzled)All right...Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.Monica: What?Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester. Phoebe: They went in together. So sorry.Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house? (they all look confused and sorry for her)Phoebe: What?Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?Monica: Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)devastated adj.极为震惊的[eg：Peter was devastated by his wife's death]/homey adj.像家一样的舒适的Chandler: Hey!Joey: (to Chandler) You son of a bitch!Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here? greetings n.问候语[eg: He sent his greetings to you in the letter]/go downhill v.走下坡路Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.Rachel: Who's Nancy?Ross: What's going on?Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.Chandler: Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.realtor n.<美>房地产经纪人(尤指美国房地产行业工会成员)Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!Phoebe: Why do you have a realtor?Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city. Joey: (clearly shocked) What?Rachel: Are you serious?Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.Phoebe: So you're gonna move?Ross: Oh my God.Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!Sarah Jessica Parker (born March 25, 1965) is an American actress and producer, with a portfolio[n.(艺术家等的)代表作选辑] of television, movie, and theater performances. She is known for her role as Carrie Bradshaw, a newspaper journalist, on the HBO television series Sex and the City, for which she won four Golden Globe Awards and two Emmy Awards.Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...lawn n.草坪swingsetChandler: ...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.ice-cream truckRoss: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5 am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?Rolex SA is a Swiss manufacturer of mostly mechanical wristwatches(n.腕表) and accessories renowned for their dependability(n.可靠性), prestige(n.威望), and cost (from a few thousand to more than one hundred thousand U.S. dollars). Rolex watches are considered status symbols(n.社会地位象征) by many. Rolex is the largest single luxury watch brand by far, with estimated revenues of around US$ 3 billion (2003).BusinessWeek magazine ranks Rolex #71 on its 2007 annual list of the 100 most important global brands, top among all watchmakers.劳力士Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thumpyou! (points his fist at him)thump vt.重击猛揍[eg: The villain thumped me on the head]Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.(pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words)Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.Ross: What?Monica: And about an hour ago, we made an offer.make an offer v.开价(要求购买)(All the friends looked shocked and confused. There is a long silence.) Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?(Time Lapse)Ross: You put an offer on a house?Monica: (smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)steam n.溪/maple tree n.枫树Phoebe: Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?beaver n.海狸Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?Rachel: Yeah it is.Joey: What the hell are you doin'?Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!Phoebe: Yeah, but so is this.Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?[We fade to some flashback scenes.](from 101 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!metaphor n.比喻Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.Rachel: Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...establish vt.确定(from 118 - "The One With All the Poker")Ross: That money is mine, Green!Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller!fly n.(衣服纽扣或拉链等的)遮布校门[eg: Your fly is open]Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!(from 107 - "The One With The Blackout")Phoebe: (looking outside the window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)flinch v.退缩Rachel: Ow, that had to hurt!(from 309 - "The One With All the Football")Phoebe: Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.concentric circles n.同心圆/marshmallow n.棉花糖Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.(Rachel sticks a marshmallow into Monica’s nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)nostril n.鼻孔Monica: Every year.(from 508 - "The One With the Thanksgiving Flashbacks")Joey: (he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on? Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler!Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!Joey: Plus it smells really bad in here.Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?bast n.韧皮内皮Joey: It's Joey.(from 412 - "The one With the Embryos")Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster? rooster n.<主美>公鸡Rachel: Oooohh that’s interesting.Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.) Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.Joey: Oooooh!Monica: Deal!(Time Lapse)Ross: What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? field hockey n.曲棍球/goalie n.守门员field hockey goalieJoey: Big fat goalie.Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie... Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.liaison n.联络/Dangerous Liaisons is a 1988 film directed by Stephen Frears. It is based upon a play by Christopher Hampton which in turn is based on the classiceighteenth-century novel Les Liaisons dangereuses, by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos.Ross: Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...actual adj.真实的实际的Joey: Weekend at Bernie’s.Weekend at Bernie's is an American motion picture comedy released in 1989. Directed by Ted Kotcheff, it stars Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman as a couple of young executives who must create the illusion that their murdered boss, Bernie Lomax, is alive in order to avoid being questioned about it and ending a beach party. The film was profitable and spawned a sequel in 1993, Weekend at Bernie's II. There are also reports that a sequel/remake is in the works entitled, Next Weekend at Bernie's".Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there? catergorize v.分类(They both confer)Joey: Everyday use.Chandler: Fancy.Joey: Guest.Chandler: Fancy guest.Ross: Two seconds...Joey: Uhh, 11!Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?Rachel: 14?Ross: No, 19.Chandler: Thanks man.Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was? Monica: Maurice.Ross: Correct, his profession was?profession n.职业Rachel: Space cowboy!Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?(The girls are stumped)stump vt.<口>使...为难难住[eg: Will you help me with this crossword puzzle? It got me stumped]Rachel: Ow...Oh Gosh!Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce...transpondster!Monica: That’s not even a word!(Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round.) signify v.表示意味Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(Time Lapse)(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)in triumph adv.耀武扬威地Rachel: You know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean! Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes! stake n.赌金赌注[eg: The old ladies played for small stakes just for amusement] Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!Rachel: Well it is stupid, unfair question!Ross: Don’s blame the questions!Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruiningmoving day for us!(from 515 - "The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey")Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)Ross: What the hell are doing?!!Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey,what's-what's going on?!Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica. Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.(There's a brief pause.)Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)(from 606 - "The One On The Last Night")Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.Monica and Rachel: What?!Phoebe: You’r e just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!Rachel: Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving.Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! You know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.fold down v.折下Phoebe: What else?Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror. Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold.Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)(Time Lapse)(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)Chandler: (entering) Hey.Monica: She really left.Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)Monica: Thank you.Chandler: No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.) Monica: Can I ask you a question?Chandler: Sure!Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)(from 109 - "The One Where Underdog Gets Away")Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.projectile adj.发射的抛射的/syphilis n.<医>梅毒All: That's so sweet.Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.lousy<俚>恶心的Rachel: And a crappy New Year.crappy adj.<俚>蹩脚的糟糕的Chandler: Here, here![Scene: We're back to the present. Chandler and Monica's. They're all still at the kitchen table.]Rachel: You can't move. You just... you just can't.Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.blind n.百叶窗窗帘(The phone rings and Chandler goes to get it)Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.Monica: And?(Chandler listens to what Nancy says)Chandler: (to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.pass v.不叫牌不同意/asking price n.要价Monica: We can't afford that.Chandler: I know.Monica: Well, there you go.(Chandler and Monica hug)Joey: I'm really sorry you guys.Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?Monica: Yeah, we'll be okay.Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.) Joey: You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before. Chandler: That's okay, we understand.Joey: And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)business card n.名片Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.Monica: What?Chandler: We got the house.Monica: Oh my God!Chandler: I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.Monica: Oh my God! My God! We've got the house!?Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house. Monica: And a baby...Chandler: We're growing up.Monica: We sure are.Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?Monica: (more quickly) Not it!Chandler: Not it! Damn it!not it<俚>if there are two or more people present and something needs to be done fairly immediately for whatever reason, to say "not it" quickly can save a lot of hassle(n.争论). the person to say "not it" last is the person bound to do the task, whatever it is.(phone rings)first person "not it"second person "not.. goddamn"second person answers the phone.CLOSING CREDITS[Scene: Central Perk. The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents.]Monica: Rachel, this is yours.Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?。

Explain yourself. 解释下你的行为I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts. 我在拍你的脚给变态看- Ew! - Hear me out. -恶... -听我说完Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought 还记得你买的运动鞋没法退and asked me to sell them online? 让我拿到网上卖吗Right after I listed them... 我刚放到二手网站上...I got a message asking 就收到一条信息问我if they'd been worn and sweat in. 鞋子有没有被穿过有没有汗臭Before I could lie and say no... 我还没来得及说谎说没有...I got another message. 就收到另一条信息"Can I see your feet?" "我可以看你的脚吗"Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet. 原来网上有无数这样的恋足癖Oh, my God, did you write this? 天啊这是你写的吗"My little piggies got so sweaty." "我的小脚脚超爱出汗"- Sexy, right? - No. -很性感吧 -才不No, it's gross! 一点也不恶心死了That pair of sneakers went for over $200. 那双运动鞋可是卖到200刀哦I have more in my closet. 我衣柜里还有很多鞋That was three weeks ago, 那一幕发生在三周前and we have made a ton of money since. 打那以后我们卖鞋赚了好多钱All I have to do is wear a different shoe every day. 而我只需要每天穿不一样的鞋子Hitting all of the right notes... 各项标准都达标Ship it. 寄出去吧Les finalistes 入围本届pour L'Expo Internationale du Closet sont... 国际橱柜展览会决赛的选手有...Kabinett Konig, Berlin. 柏林康妮西橱柜Pritchett's Closets -- 普里契特橱柜Hah! Yes! 太棒了Yes, yes, yes! 太棒了太棒了Yes! 太爽了You guys are so gross! 你们太恶心了For the first time in company history, 这是我公司史上首次we are going to 去参加the Expo Internationale du Closet! 国际橱柜展览会...Berlin. 柏林Pritchett's Closets. 普里契特橱柜Son of a bitch, we did it! 我的亲娘啊我们做到了We did it! 我们做到了Manny, I appreciate 曼尼我感谢你you coming from college for this moment. 从学校回来见证这一刻Yeah... 是啊Something like this only happens 像这样的事once in a wee-- year -- lifetime? 一周...一年...一辈子一遇吧If that! 可不是嘛I'm accustomed to certain creature comforts 我习惯了某些that are hard to come by at school, 在学校难以得到的物质享受so I've been stopping home to...borrow things. 所以我就常回家来...借点东西You know, I may have to go shopping. 看来我得去买东西了I'm kind of between tuxedos, size-wise, right now. 我的礼服尺寸都有点不太合适了- Oh, so this is a... big deal? - It is. -所以这个...很了不起吗 -当然了But, uh, don't feel you have to live up to this. 但是但不用觉得你也得做到这地步because that kind of pressure can kill a kid. 因为这种压力能压垮一个孩子That's probably Claire calling me. 可能是克莱尔给我打电话了These will be rolling in all day, you know. 今天电话肯定要打爆了Hello? 喂Who still uses fax machines? 现在谁还用传真机啊You know what? People are gonna want to see me at the office. 大家肯定想在办公室看到我I'll just play nine holes and head in early, huh? 我先打半场高尔夫再早点儿过去- See you, kid! - See you. -再见孩子 -再见My new real-estate company 我的新房地产公司is this close to its first sale. 离第一笔买卖就差这么点A sale we really need! 我们迫切需要一笔买卖Not just to prove my old partners wrong, 不只是为了证明我的老合伙人错了but also to pay the bills. 也是为了维持生计Unfortunately, 不幸的是my client has developed a case of cold feet. 我的客户突然临阵变卦Phil, this house is everything I have wanted. 菲尔这房子符合我的一切要求Great! Should we write up an offer? 太好了我们要出个报价了吗But, I am feeling a hostile energy. 但是我感受到了一种敌意负能量I can assure you -- 我可以跟你保证this house is filled with nothing but happy memories. 这房子除了快乐的记忆没别的- If these walls could talk... - They can. -如果这些墙会说话的话 -它们会And they are. 而且正在说Personally, I don't believe in 我个人是不相信any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. 什么邪灵巫术As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening 作为一个魔术师我知道任何恐怖灵异has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 都有一个完美的合理解释Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, 即便是最可怕的魔术撒旦电梯is really just two mirrors and a tiny... 也只是利用了两面镜子和一个小...Nice try. 想得美When Phil told me about this house, 菲尔告诉我的时候I offered to help. 我自愿帮助他Now that Manny's away at college 现在曼尼上大学了and Joe goes to kindergarten, 乔也去上幼儿园了I have time for one of my old hobbies -- 我就有时间继续我原来的爱好之一confronting the devil in all his forms. 逼恶魔现出原形I have everything I need -- 我需要的东西都带来了sage, a spoon from the Vatican cafeteria, 鼠尾草梵蒂冈的餐厅的勺子my maracas -- 我的沙球Oh, here she is! 她来了Mrs. Graham, looking well! 格拉哈姆太太气色不错How are those peptides doing? 今天的抗老化缩氨酸怎么样了Ooh, terrific! My shaman realigned them. 太好了我的巫师帮我重新排列了它们And I got the last everything bagel, 我买到最后一个全味贝果so I guess we both got off to a great start today. 看来我们今天都有个不错的开始What say, we buy a house? 怎么样买栋房子吧Oh, this is Gloria. 这是歌洛莉亚She'll be addressing your concerns. 她会解决你的担心Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你I instantly trust you. 我立马就对你产生信任了Why is that? 为什么呢Oh, I got it. 我知道了We were once cats together. 我们都曾经是猫I joke! I'm not that crazy. 我开玩笑的啦我才没那么神经Now, tell me about the ghost. 跟我说说这屋里的幽灵吧Well, in these suburban cases, 在这种郊区的房子里it's usually a low-level haunting, 一般都只是低级阴魂like a dead unpaid gardener, 可能是一个被拖欠工资的死园丁a dead jealous boyfriend, 或者是一位吃醋的死男友a dead dog who left something unfetched. 也可能是一条还有东西没叼回来的死狗Okay. Here we go. 好了进来吧Oh, she's just taken with the natural light 她对这种价位能就买到采光与通风and the flow at this price. 这么好的房子感到震惊It -- it still gets me every time. 但是每次都还是会吓到我You did it, you bastard! 你做到了你个混蛋Be the change 欲变世界you want to see in the world -- 先变其身I got here as soon as I could! 我已经尽快赶过来了In some ways, the words of Gandhi 在某种程度上甘地说过的话are truer today than ever before. 在今天比过去更真切The world is taking notice of the Aurora walk-in, 全世界都开始注意到极光超大衣柜了which is blurring the line between storage and sanctuary. 它模糊了收纳和避难所之间的界限I want to take a moment to celebrate our rock, 我想要说几句来赞美我们的基石our foundation, 这一切的基础someone to whom we owe a very special debt... 一个我们亏欠了很多的人Josie. 乔茜Rock? Foundation? Josie? 基石基础乔茜Who is that?! 那丫是谁啊And to thank you all for your amazing accomplishments, 为了感谢大家的杰出成果I have got an ice-cream cart coming in this afternoon! 今天下午我请大家吃冰淇淋That's right. 没错I.T. Guy, I need your help. IT男我需要你帮个忙- Cigar ash in your keyboard again? - Something bigger. -雪茄烟灰又掉到键盘里了 -比那重要But, yeah, bring that little vacuum. 但你还是把小吸尘器带上吧My sister Pam came to stay with us for a couple weeks. 我姐姐帕姆来我们这暂住几周A year ago. 一年前就来了In the unit upstairs -- 住在楼上那套房里which we used to rent for money, 那里以前是出租来赚钱的which we need 我们需要那些钱to pay for everybody in the unit downstairs. 来养活楼下这套房里的人We had no choice. 我们别无选择She was pregnant. 她当时怀孕了The father, Bo, was in jail, 但孩他爸博进监狱了and she happens to be my best friend. 而且她还是我最好的朋友Yeah, yeah, like Tom and Jerry are best friends. 是啊你们的友谊像卡通里的猫和老鼠一样Pam, did you remember the oranges? 帕姆你有记得买橙子吗Say "oranges" one more time. 你敢再说一次"橙子"试试Oranges. 橙子- Say it one more time! - Oranges! Oranges! -再说一次试试 -橙子橙子And then she left the door open, 她还不关好门and poor Larry got out and got in a fight with a possum.可怜的拉里跑了出去和一只负鼠打了一架Now we have to give him antibiotics every day at noon,现在我们不得不每天中午给它喂抗生素which he hates. 它特别不愿意吃On the positive side, 但好的一面是we've both been coming home at lunch 我们两个每天中午都回家吃午餐because it's a two-man job, 因为这活得俩人干as it what we've also been enjoying 我们每天午休时享受的另一件事on our little lunch break... 也要俩人一起"干"You look really cute in that suit. 你穿这身正装真好看You look really cute in those gym shorts. 你穿这条运动短裤真好看Only eight more days of cat antibiotics. 猫咪还得再吃八天的抗生素Say "nntibiotics" one more time. 你敢再说一次"抗生素"试试Antibiotics. 抗生素Okay, sweetie, but Pam's Mommy and Me class 好的亲爱的但帕姆的亲子课is only an hour, so, you know, hurry. 一小时就结束了你可得快点回来Oh, a surprise, huh? 有惊喜吗Okay. Okay, well I can't wait. 那好我等不急了Yeah? 哪位Afternoon. 下午好Oh, my God, are you the surprise? 我的天你就是那个惊喜I was thinking candles, or flowers on the bed -- 我还以为是蜡烛或铺满鲜花的床那类的My name is Bo Johnson, 我叫博·约翰逊and I am here to meet my baby boy 我来见我的宝贝儿子and win back the love of my life, 赢回我的一生挚爱Miss Pam Tucker. 帕姆·塔克女士Oh, my -- You're-you're B- you are Bo. 天哪你就是你就是博Um, okay, well, Pam is not here. 好吧帕姆不在家I'm Mitchell, Cameron's husband. 我是米奇尔卡梅隆的丈夫He's talked so much about you. 他说过很多你的事Oh, well, he did have a little thing for me 他过去在高中时- back in high school. ?- Yeah. -的确有点迷恋我 -是啊I guess he's got a type. 看来他只喜欢咱们这类型的Stop it! Stop it. 别闹了别闹了- I am nothing like -- - Well, if you don't mind, actually, -我哪能和你比 -如果你不介意的话I'd like to come in? 我想先进门I got to see man about a horse. 我得去马厩看看状况But we don't have -- 可我们这没有...That's a classy way of saying 那是种婉转的说法I got to make my bladder gladder. 是我要去释放一下膀胱的意思Bathroom! Uh, yes... 卫生间好的Uh, end of the hall on -- on the right. Yep. 在走廊尽头右手边Oh, and the Teen Vogues are our daughter's! 那些青少年时尚杂志是我们女儿的We don't even know who Demi Lovato is! 我们根本不知道黛米·洛瓦托是谁We don't even know who Demi Lovato is! 美国年轻女歌手与青少年偶像Okay, how did Larry get out again? 好吧拉里怎么又跑出去了God, it must've been your sister. 天啊肯定是你姐So, guess who is in the bathroom. 你猜谁在卫生间里Oh, well, my surprise was just candles, 我的惊喜不过是蜡烛而已but I'm not saying no. 但我也来者不拒No, uh... It's Bo. 不是博- My Bo? - No -- -我的博 -不Well, technically, he's-he's more Pam's Bo, 应该说是帕姆的博and I am your Mitchell. 而我是你的米奇尔But yes. Yeah, he's here to take Pam and the baby home! 但是的他来接帕姆和宝宝回家I mean, how great is that? 这是多好的事啊Cameron Tucker! 卡梅隆·塔克Get the hell out of my house. 从我家里滚出去Close those arms. 合上你的双臂Come on, Cam. 别这样小卡- Yeah, come on, Cam. - No. -是啊别这样小卡 -不You are not getting anywhere near my sister. 我不准你接近我姐姐Now get out! 快滚Let's go! Get out! 快点快滚Uh, won't he just wait for Pam outside? 那他就会改成在门口等帕姆啊- I mean -- - Okay, you know... Come back in! -因为 -好吧给我回来Great. There goes Larry again. 太好了拉里又跑出去了You know, I'm starting to think he's unhappy living here. 我开始认为它不愿意在咱家待着了Good. Good. 很好很好Uh, no Velcro. 有魔术贴的鞋不行Our brand is a little more upscale. 我们的品牌要更高级些Another buyer is tired of seeing the same feet. 又一个买家看同一双脚看腻了Oh, it's my fault now? 这成了我的错吗What's he doing to keep things interesting? 他也没为保持新鲜感做出什么贡献啊Why do I care? 我为什么在乎I'm surprised you were open to this. 真没想到你愿意这么做I'm surprised you know how to do this. 真没想到你这么熟练Don't forget, 别忘了we have to get over to mom's work to ship shoes later. 我们一会得去老妈公司把鞋发出去Wait a second, you're using Mom's FedEx? 等一下你一直在用老妈的快递吗Every time she and Dad have a fancy night out, 每次她和老爸晚上出去奢侈she uses the hashtag "Luke's college fund." 她总会用"卢克的大学基金"So, yeah, I'm using her account. 所以我也占占她的便宜Is there something you're not telling me about this house?你是不是有瞒着一些关于这房子的事I am kind of getting a murdery vibe. 我有点感觉到了凶杀案的气息The only killing that's ever gonna happen in this house 唯一与这幢房子有关的"杀"is the one that's gonna happen when you sell the place. 是你哪天转卖时会杀光买家的钱包Laughter makes the spirits hungry, Phil! 笑声会激怒鬼魂们菲尔Spirits? 鬼魂们You means there's more than one? 有不止一个的意思吗Hi, Gil. 吉尔Wait. No. Gil? 等等不吉尔Hey, Glo? 歌洛Uh, super stoked you're here. 你能来我真的很高兴If-if I could give you one tiny note? 希望你能听我一个小建议Mrs. Graham's terror level, 格拉哈姆太太的害怕等级which should be going down, 我们需要把它往下降- is actually going up. - Mine too. -但目前在升高 -我的也在升高Actually, I'm panicking right now! 事实上我已经慌了You can't believe what I'm sensing right now! 你不会相信我现在所感受到的There is like, a humming sound, vibrations, fear! 这里有嗡嗡声震动恐惧I'm pretty sure that's all coming off of me, 我很肯定那都是我发出来的because I'm about to lose a sale I really need. 因为我很需要的这桩生意要黄了How about this? Just-just spin it a little. 这样如何你稍微包装一下What are you asking me to do? 你想让我做什么In real estate, there are no dumps. 在房地产界没有烂房There are fixer-uppers. 只有待修房A small house is cozy. 面积小就说很温馨How do we know this presence is bad? 我们又不知道这个灵体是坏的What about Casper? Or the Holy Ghost? 比如《鬼马小精灵》或圣灵People love those guys -- 人们特喜欢那种的Phil. 菲尔It's bad, isn't it? 情况很糟是不是No, it's-it's actually really good. 不情况其实很好Gloria was just saying she's making real progress. 歌洛莉亚正告诉我她有了很大进展- Right, Gloria? - I'm sorry, -对吧歌洛莉亚 -抱歉but there is a disturbing presence in this house 这幢房子里有很令人不安的灵体that I don't think that I can drive out. 我觉得我也驱逐不了Well, that is it for me. 那我肯定不买了Phil, please let me know 菲尔如果你有不闹鬼if you find something less haunted, 而且也离我的灵媒很近的房子still within walking distance to my psychic. 请你一定要告诉我We'll be right back. 我们马上回来Bo, you want some iced tea? 博你想喝冰茶吗That'd be great. Thank you. 那太好了谢谢No, you are not giving him iced tea. 不不准给他冰茶喝This is not a garden party. 这可不是花园派对But he did come all this way to make things right. 但他大老远来弥补错误And you know what, Cam? 你知道吗小卡Prison changes people. 监狱是会改变人的- Oh, does it? - Always in a good -是吗 -总是往好了改and permanent way. 永久性的改变I mean, look at him... 看看他啊No. Do not look at him. 不不要看他He is a siren. 他就是个男妖He draws you in with those big beautiful blue eyes, 他用那双美丽的大蓝眼勾引你and the next thing you know, you're giving him 等你反应过来你已经your great-grandfather's Civil War bayonet 把你曾祖父内战时期的刺刀给他了and he's selling it for Magic Beans. 而他拿去卖了买魔豆It's the brand of whiskey he drinks. 魔豆是他喝的威士忌牌子I just -- I think he deserves a second chance. 我认为该给他第二次机会Why do you suddenly care so much 你为什么突然在意起if Pam and Bo are back together? 帕姆和博能不能复合I'm a divorce lawyer, Cam. 我是个离婚律师小卡I see families torn apart all the time. 我总能看到家庭四分五裂The emotional cost is just too high. 人的感情那么受伤代价太高了The cost of everything is too high! 一切的代价都太高太贵了Look, Pam made her bed. 帕姆自己铺了床Now she needs to get out of it 现在需要她从床上下来so I can flip the mattress to make some money off of it. 我才能把床垫翻一下接着赚钱Sounded more pimpy than I intended. 我没想到听起来会这么像皮条客Maybe Pam doesn't want to live upstairs anymore. 或许帕姆不想在楼上住下去了Maybe she wants to go with him to Missouri. 或许她想跟他回密苏里Or maybe you don't want Pam to live upstairs 又或许是你不想让帕姆在楼上住下去了and you want her to go home to Missouri. 是你想让她跟他回密苏里I couldn't help but overhear, 我不小心听到你们说话since we're practically in the same room 因为我们就在同一间房间里and you ain't exactly whispering... 你们说话又很大声Can I say something on my behalf? 我能替自己说几句话吗No, you may not! 不不能Because if you cared about my sister, 因为如果你在乎我姐姐you would've been here the moment baby Calhoun was born! 小卡尔霍恩出生时你就会在这I know, but when I got out of jail 我知道但在我因为for punching that police horse, 打了警马服刑出狱后I discovered my truck had been towed. 我发现我的卡车被拖走了I had to sell my plasma for cash. 我不得不卖血浆换现金He thinks of others. Very noble. 他会替别人着想多高尚All I'm hearing is no car, no money, 我只听到了没车又没钱compromised immune system. 免疫系统低下What a great role model. 这模样真值得我们学习And yes, he could be a model, 是的他模样的确不错but I will not be distracted by those beautiful big blue eyes.但我是不会被那对美丽的蓝眼睛蛊惑的Cam, I get it, all right? 小卡我都懂I made a lot of mistakes. 我犯过很多错But like my plasma, 但就像我的血液一样I decided to "B-positive." 我要贯彻积极的B型阳性I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs, 我搭车我打奇怪的零工whatever I could do to get here. 为了到这来能做的我都做了I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun, 帕姆我们的孩子卡尔霍恩they're my family. 他们是我的家人Hell, you're my family. 你也是我的家人Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, 我很想相信你博but, yeah, I just -- 但我...yeah, I've been burned too many times. 我被伤过太多次了About that... I got something to show you. 说到伤我有样东西想给你看看Old Stonewall Tucker 塔克石墙杰克逊将军would've wanted you to have this back. 会希望这东西能物归原主的Stonewall. 石墙将军I'm guessing his statue's no longer in the park. 希望不是从人家雕像手里偷的- I thought you sold this. - Welp, that was the old Bo. -你不是卖了吗 -那是过去的博The new Bo saved up and bought it back for you. 全新的博攒钱买回来还给你- See? - Believe me, -你瞧 -相信我I'm trying to do the right thing. 我只想弥补过错Bo... 博What the hell is he doing here?! 他怎么会在这Now, Pameron, 帕梅隆Bo came back for you and baby Calhoun! 博是来重新争取你和小卡尔霍恩的Yeah, just-just give him a chance, okay? 是的给他个机会好吗Oh, my gosh. 我的天Is this him? 就是他吗Is-is that my boy? 那是我儿子吗No. This is my car and I have a little tiny driver. 不这是我的车我有个迷你小司机Of course it's him! 当然是他You stay away from us, 你别靠近我们- Beauregard Lavern Johnson! - Come on -- -博勒加德·拉维恩·约翰逊 -拜托And stop undressing me with your devil blue eyes! 也别再用你致命的蓝眼睛视奸我Okay, You know what? I'll-I'll go -- 这样吧我去I'll go talk to her. 我去和她谈谈Hey, thank you for pleading my case back there with Cam. 谢谢你刚才在小卡面前维护我I can tell, you're good lawyer. 我看得出来你是个好律师And I can tell you are a good man. 我也看得出来你是个好人I am team Bo all the way. 我会一直支持你的All right, good. 那太好了'Cause I-I might need some legal counsel. 因为我可能需要一些法律建议See, I-I didn't buy that bayonet back, 那个刺刀不是我买回来的so much as I stole it. 是我偷回来的Oh, dear. 天啊Excuse me, everyone! 大家打扰一下Excuse me, everyone! 普利切特衣橱及百叶窗公司As founder of this company, 作为创始人which I built with my own sweat and tears, 我用血泪独自创立了这间公司I'd like to say a few words. 我想简单说几句Before going into the future, 在迈进未来前it's important we honor how we got here. 向我们的过去致敬是很重要的So I put together a little presentation. 所以我做了个小短片Dad, we're having ice cream. 爸我们在吃冰激凌They can lick and watch. 他们可以边舔边看Ponytail, lights. 马尾男关灯1946. 1946年An iron curtain was descending over Europe. 一幅横贯欧洲的铁幕正在落下An iron curtain was descending over Europe. 铁幕在冷战时用来形容欧洲的分裂But in Youngstown, Ohio, a child is born. 但在俄亥俄州的杨斯顿市一个孩子诞生了While young Jay Pritchett was superstar athlete, 虽然少年时期的杰·普里契特是个明星球员he was also an artist 但他还是个艺术家who dreamed of revolutionizing an industry -- 梦想要为某个业界带来革命性变化closets. 衣柜业He just couldn't let me have my day. 他就是不能让我当一天主角He had to make it all about him. 非得喧宾夺主It was disgusting. 真是太恶心了Although... 不过...the scene of him playing his father 他扮演自己父亲denying him a startup loan? 拒绝借他创业资金的那一幕Surprisingly powerful. 出人意料地动人心弦While America was doing the Hustle, 当全美忙着跳哈娑舞时Jay as hustling to build an empire, 杰也在"舞"力全开要建起商业帝国which is why one newspaper called him 这就是为什么有家报纸称他为"The hardest working man in closets." "柜界最努力之人"That was an ad. 那是他自己打的广告Who would've thought the company, 谁能料想到这家built by that little boy, 由那个男孩建起的公司would one day be the toast 有一天也能在of the international closet world? 国际衣柜界里成为业界楷模Congratulations. We did it. 恭喜大家我们做到了Margaret's mixing some drinks. 玛格丽特调了一些酒Enjoy the afternoon. 下午愉快-Nice! -Thank you. -赞啊 -谢谢Okay, Mrs. Graham's car is on its way! 格拉哈姆太太马上要走了You have five minutes to convince her 你只剩五分钟时间说服她that this house is fine! 这房子没问题Something's in this wall, Phil. 有东西在这墙里菲尔No, I am done with this nonsense! 不我已经听够这些鬼话了I can't believe I'm hearing this 真不敢相信这话居然from a person that believes in magic! 出自一个相信魔术[法]的人之口I'm not the one who told you this, 以后我不会承认我说过这话but magic isn't actually magic. 但魔术不是魔法That didn't come from your ear. 这不是真从你耳里拿出来的What? How? 什么怎么可能What? How? 什么怎么可能You're with them. 你也是他们的一员There is no "them," Gloria. 哪有什么"他们"啊歌洛莉亚Everybody says "What? How?" to that trick. 所有人对这个戏法都会说"什么怎么可能" That's how magic works. 这就是魔术的原理Things that seem supernatural 一些看起来超自然的事情actually have a perfectly logical explanation. 其实都有非常合理的解释This wall is warm, Phil. 这面墙是热的菲尔It's radiating evil. 正在散发出邪能It is not radiating evil -- 才没有散发出什么邪...Oh, that is warm. 的确是热的耶What was that? 这又是怎么回事- Faulty wiring, Phil?! - How dare you. -电路不行吗菲尔 -你好大胆子I would never sell a house with faulty wiring! 我才不会卖别人电路不行的房子呢You can hear that, right? 你也能听到对吧You made them angry. 你惹他们生气了I don't believe in any of this! 我才不信这一套But just in case... 以防万一...- What is this? Holy water? - ?No. -这是什么圣水吗 -不是Cucumber water. 黄瓜水You think this skin just happens? 你以为我这好皮肤是凭空来的吗Okay...okay. 好... 好吧The sellers are on their way home. 卖家很快要回家了Let's just put everything back the way we found it 我们就把东西物归原位and maybe swing by a church. 然后顺路去个教堂吧Come on! 挂上啊Oh, my God! 天啊Bees! ? 有蜜蜂Oh! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 快跑快跑快跑啊Good news, Mrs. Graham, it's only bees! 好消息格拉哈姆太太原来只是蜜蜂I'll follow up with the escrow documents! 我会再跟进公证行的文件Congrats! Ow! 恭喜你了So, that was a fun movie, Dad. 很有意思的小电影啊老爸Kind of made it all about you, though. 虽然有一点喧宾夺主了Nonsense. Try a Jay-tini. 瞎说来一杯杰丁尼I'm good. 不用了Congratulations on the Expo, boss. 恭喜参展老板- Thanks. - Thanks. -谢谢 -谢谢I think that what's her name was talking to me. 我觉得那不知道啥名的女人是在对我说Oh? 是吗Oh, Margaret, what are my kids doing here? 玛格丽特我的孩子来这里做什么Oh, the kids have been using the company shipping. 这些孩子来用我们公司的货运They've been coming in for weeks. 已经好几周了I am so drunk. 我好醉啊Am I screaming? 我是不是在大声吼What do you two think you're doing? 你们俩个在搞什么鬼We just came to congratulate you 我们俩就是来恭喜你们on that thing that happened. 刚发生的那件事- Try again. - Fine. -再给你们一次机会 -好吧But there's no nice way to say this. 但这件事怎么说都有点怪I started a company 我开始了一家公司selling Alex's disgusting, smelly shoes 专门把艾丽克斯那些恶心臭烘烘的原味鞋to feet freaks. 卖给恋足变态们Wow, that is so gross! 这也太恶心了吧More like gutsy. 是很有胆识You got to get your hands dirty 要想白手起家一家公司to build a company from the ground up. 就要能不怕苦不怕累不怕脏I'm proud of you, Luke. 我为你感到骄傲卢克Uh, hold on. 等等It was my idea to start buying thrift-store shoes. 是我想到去旧货店买鞋I expanded the business and doubled our profits. 我扩大业务还让利润加倍You see what Alex did? 你看到艾丽克斯做的了吗She grew the business. 她让业务增长She took it to the next level. 把生意带到了更高的境界She was able to achieve what Luke couldn't 她做到了卢克尝试了许多年despite years of trying. 但一直都做不到的事It's really only been a few -- 其实也才几...You can't grow what doesn't exist! 没有根你怎么成长Okay. Well, they're on their thing now. 他们是在吵他们的事情了Just walk away. 我们赶紧走人Do you know how long I've been with this company? 你知道我陪伴了这公司多久吗Seven presidents. 美国换了7任总统And four popes. Yes, Dad, I saw the movie. 还有4任教皇是的我看了你那电影Couldn't you just let me have today? 你就不能让我今天威风一天吗- Why didn't you call me? - What are you talking about? -你为什么没打给我 -你说什么呢This morning. When you got the big news. 今天早上当你听到这大消息时I mean, am I not a part of this anymore? 我现在已经不是这公司的一部分了吗Is that what's going on here? 现在是这情况了吗I didn't call you 我没打给你because I was waiting for you to call me and say, 是因为我在等着你打给我祝贺我"Congratulations, you did it, honey." "恭喜啊你成功了乖女儿"Instead, I had to come here 结果我却得来这里and watch "Lawrence of A-Jay-bia." 看一部"杰拉伯的劳伦斯"全片有3个多小时《阿拉伯的劳伦斯》1962年上映的伟大电影- How else would anybody know I even existed? - What? -不然大家怎么会记得我的存在 -什么I spent my entire career trying to get in the Expo, 我整个职业生涯都在努力打进那展览会and you come in and get it done in 2 years. 你接掌公司两年内就做到了Come on, it goes without saying 别这样不用说也知道that this company would be nothing without you. 这间公司是因为有你才有今天No, it doesn't. 不不知道- Let me hear you say it. - Seriously? -我就要听到你说出来 -你认真的吗Yes. I want to hear it. 是的我要听Dad, if it weren't for you, 爸如果不是你we wouldn't be where we are today. 我们也不会有今天的成就All of your hard work 您所有的辛勤付出laid the foundation for our success. 为我们今日的成功打下了夯实的基础Now you. 换你了Well, if I say it, it'll sound a little conceited. 如果我这么说会显得太自大No, not about you! About me! 不是让你说自己是说我It's... 你...an unbelievable accomplishment. 达成了这令人难以置信的成就You've exceeded all my expectations, 你大大地超过我的期望which were ridiculously high to begin with. 而我的期望本来已经设得非常高了。