英文有趣短句
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英文有趣短句
1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
2. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
3. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their
phones.
4. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
5. I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
6. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
7. The only exercise I get is running out of money.
8. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember
everything I was supposed to do.
9. When nothing goes right, go left.
10. I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 11. Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must
keep moving.
12. They say love is more important than money, but have
you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
13. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
14. I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new
hairstyle every morning.
15. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
16. I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be
unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
17. My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like
it or not.
18. I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than
most people.
19. I don’t have a bucket list, but I do have a ‘f***
it’ list. 20. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
21. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate
thoughts.
22. I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to explain why
I’m right.
23. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose
me.
24. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find
someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
25. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
26. I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s
worth talking to.
27. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop
pissing me off.
28. If I say ‘first of all,’ run away because I have
prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you. 29. I’m not always rude, sometimes I’m sleeping.
30. My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be
great if I was trying to be funny.
31. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
32. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
33. I’m a nice person. Until you piss me off.
34. I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than
most people.
35. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
36. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear,
it’s a brighter day.
37. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
38. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
39. I don’t have a bucket list, but I do have a ‘f**k
it’ list. 40. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
41. The only exercise I get is running out of money.
42. I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
43. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
44. I’m not always rude, sometimes I’m sleeping.
45. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
46. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember
everything I was supposed to do.
47. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
48. I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s
worth talking to.
49. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate
thoughts.
50. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their
phones. 51. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
