下载文档原格式
让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译1、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事!意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科2、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?3、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night.无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
双语：FBI二十六招教你读心术1.To start, always get a baseline reading so you can distinguish personal quirks from real tells。
首先，你要进行一些对于价值基准的理解，那样你才能区分个人癖好和真正能告诉你对方想法的东西。
2.Notice others trying to read your baseline with seemingly innocuous questions like, "How are you today?"发觉别人试图通过貌似无关痛痒的问题打探你的价值基准，比如“你今天过得怎么样？”。
3.When you have a chance to ask questions, be pointed and observe without interrupting。
当你有机会提问时，要直截了当，并不断地观察。
4.An expansive pose means somebody feels like they're in power; when they're more hunched, they feel powerless。
一个放松的姿势意味着某人觉得他们掌控着局势；当他们很拘束时，他们觉得力不从心。
5.Word choice provides insight into what people really mean。
用词的选择给了我们洞察人们真实意图的机会。
6.There are an array of non-verbal authority signals leaders use。
有一套领导专用的非语言权威信号。
7.Always watch the hands. Palm up gestures indicate submission, palm down gestures indicate power。
幸福英语句子导读：1、幸福就是无论何时何地，那一个人的心永远与你贴在一起。
Happiness is no matter when and where, that a person's heart will always be with you.2、幸福是生活美好了，家庭和睦了。
Happiness is a good life, family harmony.3、想不付出任何代价而得到幸福，那是神话。
To be happy is not to pay any price, it is a myth.4、岁月会让你知道，一辈子的心愿，真的只是一个心愿。
Years will let you know, the wish of a lifetime, really just a wish.5、爱情使是非概念混淆不清；强烈的爱情和骄傲的野心都是没有疆界的。
Love is the concept of non confusion; strong love and pride ambitions are no boundaries.6、如果说美貌是推荐信，那么善良就是信用卡！If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then the good is a credit card!7、幸福就是，珍惜现在拥有的。
Happiness is to cherish what we have.8、看着微笑的妳，突然发现，我真是世界上最幸福的人。
Looking at you smile, suddenly found that I was the happiest person in the world.9、迎着阳光开放的花朵才美丽，伴着**理想的爱情才甜蜜。
Facing the sun, the flowers are beautiful, with the revolution of the ideal of love is sweet.10、生命太短，一分钟都不能留给那些让你不快的人或事。
1. 活该！serves you(himher) right! = you deserve (he/she deserves it.)e.g you failed the test? serves you right for not studying!2. 活该！you had it coming!e.g. a: i gained weight!b: wellyou had it comingbecause you''ve been eating so much without exercising.3. 胡闹that‟s monkey business!e.g. a: stop fooling around! that‟s monkey business! 别再混日子了！你根本在胡闹嘛！注：本句也可把monkey当成动词说成“stop monkeying around!”3．请便！help yourself.do as you please. (表示不需准许而可取东西，就是请客人自在点，不必太拘束。
)4．哪有？ what do you mean? not at all!注：如果只说“what do you mean？”那是不带任何用意的问句，只是想问清楚对方的意思；但是它也可用于挑衅及威胁，代表不满对方表达的意见。
若加上“not atall”，表示你在否认对方表达的意思。
5．才怪！yeah，right！as if！e.g. a: today‟s test was very easy.b: yeahright!a:he thinks he can socialize with us! as if! 他自认可以跟我们交往！才怪！注：“yeah，right”常用于讽刺性的回答。
“as if”大多是10到17岁女孩的用语。
6．加油！go for it！e.g. a: go for it! you can do it!注：这是鼓励他人的话，也就是“give it a good try.”“try your best.”。
关于男女的英语谚语导读：本文是关于关于男女的英语谚语，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享！1、女人的心，想事的精。
The heart of a woman, the essence of thinking.2、女人豌豆心。
Woman's pea heart.3、男怕软心，女怕狠心。
Men are afraid of softness and women are afraid of cruelty.4、男人手一伸，女人做一生。
A man's hand stretches, a woman's life.5、女人莫逞能，头顶毛巾卧灶门。
A woman can't succeed. She lies on the kitchen door witha towel on her head.6、男修路，女修肚。
Men build roads and women build stomachs.7、男要四海，女要贤惠。
Men should be all over the world and women should be virtuous.8、有女莫学吹喇叭，行走在人屋檐下。
There are women who learn to blow trumpets and walkunder the eaves of houses.9、男做女工，到老不中。
Men work as women, but they are not old enough.10、一个桃花女，抵不上一个黄肿汉。
A peach blossom girl is not worth a yellow swollen man.。
逐句精讲新概念英语第二册:第45课问心无愧Lesson45 A clear conscience新概念2课文内容：The whole village soon learnt that a large sum of money had been lost. Sam Benton, the local butcher, had lost his wallet while taking his savings to the post office. Sam was sure that the wallet musthave been found by one of the villagers, but it was not returned to him. Three months passed, and then one morning, Sam found his wallet outside his front door. It had been wrapped up in newspaper and it contained half the money he had lost, together with a note which said: 'A thief, yes, but only 50 percent a thief!' Two months later, some more money was sent to Sam with another note: 'Only 25percent a thief now!' In time, all Sam's money was paid back in this way. The last note said: 'I am 100percent honest now!'语法归纳：被动语态一句话总结：请参考Lesson 10和Lesson 21的语法分析及总结。
---------------------------------------------------------------最新资料推荐------------------------------------------------------教你45秒看穿女人心(英语)The female mind has always been a complete mystery to most men and their enigmatic thoughts and actions almost impossible to decode - until now。
女人的心思对大多数男人而言总是那么深不可测，直到现在女人们谜一般的想法和行为还是令人费解。
Finally the closely-held secret of whether a woman fancies someone has been exposed and experts have found it is all in the eyes。
终于，专家发现了女人芳心暗藏之秘所，原来是在眼神之中。
A new study looked at how and where women glance after a man makes initial eye contact and found this shows him all he needs to know about his chances of romance。
一项新研究观察了女人在和男人初次目光接触后眼神如何变化，以及把目光投向何处，发现男人可以从中得知他所要知道的一切——有戏还是没戏。
What happens in the 45 seconds after meeting makes it crystal clear if love is in the air or whether the hapless male suitor will get the cold shoulder, experts have said。
专家说，是爱情即将降临，还是不走运的男性追求者就要被拒绝，见面 45 秒后结果就清晰可见。
1/ 7Life coach Ali Campbell says in his book 'More than Just Sex' that the look men want to see is her looking down and then moving her eyes in a sweeping motion across the floor because it almost certainly means that she is attracted to you。
生活教练阿里?6?1 坎贝尔在他的书《不只是性》中写道，男人想看到的“动心”表现是女人往下看，然后视线在地上扫来扫去，因为这基本上表示女人对你有意思。
This glance means that she is checking her internal emotions, in short, she likes you but is working out how much。
这种扫视意味着她在审视内心的情感，简而言之，她喜欢你，但正在掂量有多喜欢你。
And in a complete reversal the disinterested, shy or bashful look sideways a woman often gives is not the brush-off most men thought it was。
女人经常会漠然或害羞地看向一边，这根本不是大多数男人以为的在表示拒绝。
It is in fact the opposite。
事实上，正好相反。
If a woman looks away for up to 45 seconds and then stares you straight in the eye it is another sure sign that she is interested because she is thinking hard about whether you are a suitable partner。
---------------------------------------------------------------最新资料推荐------------------------------------------------------3/ 7如果一个女人向一边看了 45 秒，然后又直直地正视你的眼睛，这确定无疑地表示她对你感兴趣，因为她正在努力思考你是不是一个合适的伴侣。
If after the man makes eye contact she instantly looks over his head or stares straight back at him it is almost certainly curtains。
如果在男人和她目光接触后，她立刻把视线移到他头顶，或直直地盯着他，这基本上就可以确定没戏了。
Also if she touches her hair she is attracted to you and if she twirls the ends then she really likes you。
另外，如果她触摸自己的头发，那么她对你有意思，而如果她捻弄发尾，那么她真的很喜欢你。
The female mind has always been a complete mystery to most men and their enigmatic thoughts and actions almost impossible to decode - until now。
女人的心思对大多数男人而言总是那么深不可测，直到现在女人们谜一般的想法和行为还是令人费解。
Finally the closely-held secret of whether a woman fancies someone has been exposed and experts have found it is all in the eyes。
终于，专家发现了女人芳心暗藏之秘所，原来是在眼神之中。
A new study looked at how and where women glance after a man---------------------------------------------------------------最新资料推荐------------------------------------------------------ makes initial eye contact and found this shows him all he needs to know about his chances of romance。
一项新研究观察了女人在和男人初次目光接触后眼神如何变化，以及把目光投向何处，发现男人可以从中得知他所要知道的一切——有戏还是没戏。
What happens in the 45 seconds after meeting makes it crystal clear if love is in the air or whether the hapless male suitor will get the cold shoulder, experts have said。
专家说，是爱情即将降临，还是不走运的男性追求者就要被拒绝，见面 45 秒后结果就清晰可见。
Life coach Ali Campbell says in his book 'More than Just Sex' that the look men want to see is her looking down and then moving her eyes in a sweeping motion across the floor because it almost certainly means that she is attracted to you。
生活教练阿里?6?1 坎贝尔在他的书《不只是性》中写道，男人想看到的“动心”表现是女人往下看，然后视线在地上扫来扫去，因为这基本上表示女人对你有意思。
5/ 7This glance means that she is checking her internal emotions, in short, she likes you but is working out how much。
这种扫视意味着她在审视内心的情感，简而言之，她喜欢你，但正在掂量有多喜欢你。
And in a complete reversal the disinterested, shy or bashful look sideways a woman often gives is not the brush-off most men thought it was。
女人经常会漠然或害羞地看向一边，这根本不是大多数男人以为的在表示拒绝。
It is in fact the opposite。
事实上，正好相反。
If a woman looks away for up to 45 seconds and then stares you straight in the eye it is another sure sign that she is interested because she is thinking hard about whether you are a suitable partner。
如果一个女人向一边看了 45 秒，然后又直直地正视你的眼睛，这确定无疑地表示她对你感兴趣，因为她正在努力思考你是不是一个合适的伴侣。
If after the man makes eye contact she instantly looks over his head or stares straight back at him it is almost certainly curtains。
如果在男人和她目光接触后，她立刻把视线移到他头顶，或直直---------------------------------------------------------------最新资料推荐------------------------------------------------------ 地盯着他，这基本上就可以确定没戏了。
