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A Farewell to Meng Haoran on His Way toYangzhou Li Bai
• You have left me behind,old friend,at the Yellow Crane Terrace, • On your way to visit Yangzhou in the misty month of flower, • You sail,a single shadow,becomes one with the blue sky, • Till now I see only the river,on its way to heaven.
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Secret For a Long Life
• A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. • "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" • "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." • "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" • "Twenty-six."