Pass first：Now, we have stayed in the campus for nearly one year. But how’s our real college life? Because our life is really colourful, and there are so many aspects we want to show.as a result, we choose some humorous part and we all wish you a happy and thoughtful watching. Let’ begin.
The first part
(A:好学生艾瑞克；B、C:逃课者巴瑞，辛迪)
A: Oh, it’s time now. come on .let’s go to class. there are only 20 minutes left.
B: I don’t want to take the class. The D OTA’s championship is going on. I don’t want to miss i t.
A: so, you are ready to skip the class again. Come on, you have done it for mang times this term.
B: No, no. Have you ever heard of a saying? (深沉地)As long as you put the lesson in your heart, it doesn’t matter wherever you are .
A: OK, it is not my business if you stick to your theory. How about you?
Cindy, you havn’t a class on the morning ?
C: omg, I am too tired to get up.
A; why?
C: I played DOTA almost all night and I got into sleep until it was 3:00. A: you are ruining yourself
C; so，could you help me if the teacher call the roll?
A: no way! It’s the third time you ask me to help you
C: hi man, please give me a favor ,I will “bg”(浙大人都懂) you after class A: nop, if I do this again , I think you cannot pass the final exam. so what I am going to do is exactly helping you.
C: oh ok.(无赖状)….. I am struggling to get up, please help me occupy a seat.
A: ok, get up and I will see you at the classroom.(转身离开)
C: no problem，I’ll go to classroom。。。。(看到a走远了，倒头又睡)
The second part
(Counselor:辅导员E；B、C：逃课者)
辅导员来查寝，批评一番，同学们反击，无效被辅导员轰去上课。
旁白：All of a sudden, The counselor['ka?ns(?)l?] c ame to the d ormitory, she caught the two lazy guys.
Counselor: look at you, do you remember it’s the time to take the class?
Why do you still lie on the bed? Have you already ask for the permit? C: oh, OK,I 。。I 。。。
Counselor: It seems that you have not prepare a suitable reason. I guess you are ready to skip your work, right.
C: oh, OK,I 。。the fact maybe not ……(注意辅导员要立即打断) Counselor: get up now(愤怒状)，go to your class immediately. Don’t look for your excuse in front of me.
B作窃笑状
Counselor: And you, It’s the fifth time I catch you play computer games in the dormitory. I must mention you that you have already failed three subjects last term. If you still don’t study hard, henhen。。。。(淫笑的声音+摸摸下巴)。
B:Oh ,hi. I am so sorry to hear what you say. （理直气壮地、欠揍地）But the fact is I am busy with my work in students association. You know our group is going to organizing a debate competition. So I miss a lot of time to study the knowledge…..
C: yeah ,yeah!!(突然醒悟状，立即抢过话题) I agree with that. （理直气壮地）working in a student group is necessary for college student. We can make more friends there and get some work experience. （猥琐地语气）By the way, I am also busy with those activities, so I …. (注意辅导员要立即打断)
Counselor: Shut up, if you take one more excuse, I will call your parents. C: Ok, sir. Thank you for correcting me, sir.
B: we’ll go to the classroom right now.
(夸张的奔跑动作)
The third part(上课)
(teacher D, 路人甲C,路人乙A)
Teacher: Ok , class begin. Everybody else….OH , are there any students hiding behind the desk? (疑问语气一定要足) there are such a few person attending here! (语气一定要足) OK, Since then, 艾瑞克?
A: HERE!
Teacher:巴瑞?
B: HERE!
Teacher: 辛迪?
A: HERE! (用书挡住脸，举手)
Teacher: 艾瑞？
B: HERE! (用书挡住脸，举手)
Teacher: 茜拉?
A: HERE! (用书挡住脸，举手)
………..(老师说下面这段话时，AB要坐着准备，A玩手机，B睡觉，注意B要在老师说完how important this class is?后立即衔接)
Teacher: OK，good，since Everyone is here，let’s begin the class ….（转过头去，写黑板）today we will learn the third part, the most important
part in this term….(回头看到全都是睡觉的)
Teacher: （注意语气）hei!！what is your name?(指着一个玩手机的同学，A 扮演)
don’t you know it’s the mathemathics class? I can’t stand anyone do
not respect the teachers’ work. you know how important this class
is?
路人甲(C扮演)（突然醒了，抬头动作要迅速表现出惊讶，模仿谢尔顿的语气）：oh, no?
（疑问语气应浮夸）it’s the mathemathics class ?sorry , I got the
wrong day, I’ll go back to my bed now, sorry, my dear teacher.(往外
走几步，又回来)oh , nice speech ,god bless you!（欠揍的表情）
The fourth part
(路人乙A，boys, teacher D)
旁白: The happy moments are always short. It seems that the final exams are the end of the world to poor college students. It’s easy to find that many college students show their fear to the exams. Because many students pay less attention to their studies and some even skip class, they have to stay up late to “p review” the knowledge point s on the eve of the tests.
路人乙(A扮演)：Hello .are you OK? what’s wrong? You look so sleep y. Boys: I didn’t sleep at all last night. The calculus ['k?lkj?l?s] is so difficult, I have skipped the class twice. So I spent all night remembering the knowledge.(打哈欠)
路人乙：Well, it’s all your fault. No pain, no gain.
B: ai, how to express my regret? “It is too late to apologize ?”
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考场上Boys: 作偷看他人试卷状，抓耳挠腮状。。(铃铃铃。。。) Teacher: Ok, it is the end of the examination, please stop writing immediately….Hei, please stop writing,did you hear what I say?Don't struggle anymore
B: just 3 minutes, I just have a little。（拉住A，赶紧抄，A做配合状）Teacher: No way! （抢走A的试卷）It’s not fair to others. If you write one more word, I won’t get your paper.
B: Wait, wait……how about one minute?（拉住B，赶紧抄，B做配合状）Teacher: （抢走A的试卷）All right, you have broken the rule, I needn’t get your paper now, write all you want.
B: what!? I break the rule? do you know who I am? You know what my number is?
Teacher: I don’t know, now whoever you are, even your father is li Gang, you cannot pass the exam this time.
B : OK, in the case, I only。。。。（把考卷弄乱，把自己的试卷混进去然后跑开,夸张滑稽点）
Teacher: No, stop, what is your name?........
结束语：As we can see, there are so many bad phenomenons in our college life. But fortunately, our college is a transition linking traditional education and real society. Most of our students are confident, hard-working. What we should do is trying our best to walk a long path upgrading ourselves.AS you know, yesterday is the 117th birthday of our college, so we all wish you a meaningful and happy college life in ZJU. Today we are pride of the school, tomorrow the school will be proud of you.
此剧本，需表演能力出众者方有滑稽之效，语气参考《生活大爆炸》等，时间仓促，难免错误，望同学们仔细检查后再使用，尽量不要照搬照抄，创新第一。
一.课题由来：随着英语的漫长发展，趣味英语由语法口语中演变而来。还有在各种以英语为母语的国家的地方方言融入了现代英语形成了趣味英语。 二.课题研究的目的：通过对趣味英语的了解，对此得出一个提高英语兴趣的一种方式。既能达到开展研究性学习活动的目标，也能让更多的人了解趣味英语，让趣味英语得到更多人的关注，更能增强我们自身的社会实践能力。
三.主要研究方法：资料法 四.研究成果的形式：论文报告、成果展示（如下） 1. 利用英语的单词的词性以及单词的多种意思组成的趣味英语句子.培养我们对英语的更深一步认识与了解。 (1). Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。 (2). I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。 (3). I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 (4). We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 (5). The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
趣味英语小知识 a)Ten animals I slam in a net. 我把十只动物一网打尽 你注意到这句话有什么特别之处吗对了，无论从左到右，还是从右到左，字母排列顺序都是一样的，英语把这叫做Palindromes 回文（指顺读和倒读都一样的词语），关于动物的回文还有以下的例子 Otto saw pup ; pup was Otto. （奥托看见了小狗，小狗的名字叫奥托） Was it a car or a cat I saw Was it a rat I saw （我刚才看见的是条老鼠） b)the bee's knees 又来形容最好的至高无上的东西。 [例] She is a very poor singer but she thinks she's the bee's knees. （她五音不全却自认为是高高在上的一流歌手。） 该表现起源于20年代的美国，仅仅因为bee's 和 knees押韵，琅琅上口，迅速得到流传，直到现在，还在日常生活非正式场合的对话中经常使用。 和时间有关的英语趣味小知识（一）时间是金，其值无价 Time is money. （时间就是金钱或一寸光阴一寸金） Time flies. （光阴似箭，日月如梭） Time has wings. （光阴去如飞） Time is a file that wears and makes no noise. （光阴如锉，细磨无声） Time stays not the fool's leisure. （时间不等闲逛的傻瓜） Time and I against any two. （和时间携起手来，一人抵两人） Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself. （时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命）
研究性学习课题报告 课题英语趣味收集 指导老师刘彩会 组长王佳丽 人员分工 姓名班级任务 王佳丽高一（1）总体规划 杨旭高一（1）收集资料 辛玉高一（1）收集资料 郭爽高一（1）整理资料 张大卫高一（1）论文总结 杨越帆高一（1）活动总结 胡家庆高一（1）资料打印 研究时间：2011.4-2011.5 一.课题由来：随着英语的漫长发展，趣味英语由语法口语中演变而来。还有在各种以英语为母语的国家的地方方言融入了现代英语形成了趣味英语。 二.课题研究的目的：通过对趣味英语的了解，对此得出一个提高英语兴趣的一种方式。既能达到开展研究性学习活动的目标，也能让更多的人了解趣味英语，让趣味英语得到更多人的关注，更能增强我们自身的社会实践能力。
三.主要研究方法：资料法 四.研究成果的形式：论文报告、成果展示（如下） 1. 利用英语的单词的词性以及单词的多种意思组成的趣味英语句子.培养我们对英语的更深一步认识与了解。 (1). Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。 (2). I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。 (3). I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 (4). We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 (5). The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
10个趣味英语小故事 10个趣味英语小故事 1、T HEARTS BEATING Nurse: H d u feel after ur peratin? Patient: Quite alright, nl I an feel t hearts beating inside e Nurse: N nder the dtr h perated n u as ling fr his ath everhere ust n 两颗心脏在跳动 护士：手术后你感觉怎样？ 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。 2、THE FIRST TIE Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin Surgen: I n ust h u feel This is first peratin, t 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 3、Be uh rse Pliean: h didn't u shut fr help hen u ere rbbed f ur ath? an: If I had pened uth, the'd have fund fur gld teeth That uld be uh
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一、BINGO游戏 先让学生在本子上画九个格，每个格内填写一个听道的单词或字母，最后当老师念完后，老师选3个单词念出来，只要学生把这3个单词填写在一条线上，便可win the game,得到一个BINGO。该游戏适合单词，字母教学。 二、讲故事游戏+ ?( A) I8 e, ] 让每个学生说一句话，然后组成一篇短文，再偶笔头能力较强的须生作好笔记，选出口语最好的演讲出来，生动形象。 三、词汇教学游戏 词汇是语言的三大要素之一，是语言的基本材料，它犹如建筑物的砖石，没有了词汇，任何语言都是难以想象的。! o5 x- G: `5 E |" }% n2 Z/ d 8 O& D: ]% Q9 ~9 j 1、单词接力赛5 E# j) M+ v* ~: T 将学生分成A、B两组，每组人数相等，每组的第一个同学在黑板上写出一个单词，本组的第二个同学以第一个单词末尾的字母开头，烈军属出第二个单词，且不能与写过单词重复。看哪一组在规定的时间内写的单词多，拼写错误少，字迹工整则为优胜者。 例如：Mondey-yellow-what-tail-long-glasses-spin-nest-they-yes-small……. N- D# l$ C* L$ I6 _ 2、找颜色+ L9 V4 _5 [7 F 老师说出某物体名称，然后要求学生说出该物体的颜色，并且说出一个完整的句子。 例如：老师说：The trees学生说：The trees are green。 3、快速拼读游戏 老师说出一个字母，让一个学生口头说出5个此字母开头的单词，反应迅速，发音正确取胜，奖励他说出另一个字母，由其指定另一个同学讲出另外5个单词，讲不出者被罚下，另找一名同学回答，答对者，往下做，但作为词头的字母不能重复出现。 例：A：an，and，angle，are，ask…… B：box，book，big，black，breakfast。 \8 T3 e7 t 4、单词竞赛 将学生分成几组，教师按分组数目在黑板上划成几个格，一组占一格。然后教师提出单词比赛的范围和要求： 例如：写动物名称：cat，dog，mouse，elephant，monkey，panda，cook，fish，hen…… 写人体部位：head，arm，leg，foot，hand，eye，ear，mouth，nose。
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趣味英语收集 随着英语的漫长发展，在英语语法、口语中，逐渐出现了一种新的模式，这便是人们所说的趣味英语。它代表着特色鲜明的西方文化，同时在人口迁移过程中，与东方文明相碰撞，便增添了更多丰富的内容，有些让人难以捉摸，有些又让人禁不住捧腹大笑。 趣味句子 英语中有很多有趣的句子，它们有些是由同一个词的不同词性所造成，有些则是由于同一个词在句中所担任的成分不同而造成的，当然还有回文句，对联等有趣的形式。下面是几个例句，让我们来详细分析一下： 1.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。 2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that 在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。 3.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 句子中来来回回只有那几个词，却构成了有着合理语义的完整句子 4.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。 5. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。 6. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
①He Was Only Wrong by Two Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren’t always smart enough to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first." Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn’t know any of the answers. At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?" The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six." The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
日常生活英语口语汇总200句 1.Hello.你好！ 2.Good morning.早晨好！ 3.I’m John Smith.我是约翰、史密斯。 4.Are you Bill Jones?你是比尔、琼斯吗？ 5.Yes,I am.是的，我是。 6.How are you?你好吗？ 7.Fine,thanks.很好，谢谢。 8.How is Helen?海伦好吗？ 9.She’s very well,thank you.她很好，谢谢您。 10.Good afternoon,Mr.Green.午安，格林先生。 11.Good evening,Mrs.Brown.晚上好，布朗夫人。 12.How are you this evening?今晚上您好吗？ 13.Good night,John.晚安，约翰。 14.Good-bye,Bill.再见，比尔。 15.See you tomorrow.明天见。 https://www.doczj.com/doc/339898978.html,e in,please.请进！ 17.Sit down.坐下！ 18.Stand up,please.请站起来。 19.Open your book,please.请把书打开。 20.Close your book,please.请把书合上。 21.Don’t open your book.别打开书。 22.Do you understand?你明白了吗？ 23.Yes,I understand.是的，我明白了。 24.No,I don’t understand.不，我不明白。 25.Listen and repeat.先听，然后再重复一遍。 26.Now read,please.现在请大家读。 27.That’s fine.好得很。 28.It’s time to begin.到开始的时候了。 29.Let’s begin now.现在让我们开始。 30.This is Lesson One.这是第一课。 31.What’s this?这是什么？ 32.That’s a book.那是一本书。 33.Is this your book?这是你的书吗？ 34.No,that’s not my book.不，那不是我的书。 35.Whose book is this?这是谁的书？ 36.That’s your book.那是你的书。 37.And what’s that?还有那是什么？ 38.Is that a book?那是一本书吗？
趣味英语 摘要：西方文化丰富多彩，乐趣十足。它与中华文化无论是在风俗习惯、语言表达等方面都是有所差异的，从这些差异中也体现出了英语的趣味性。 关键字：中西方风俗习惯差异，肢体语言差异，趣味词汇，英语笑话，英语商标……. 英语语言文化丰富多彩，尤其是语言表达的丰富性，所以现在有许多国家都在学习和使用英语，且范围越来越广。当然，我国也不例外。它成为当今世界运用最广泛的语言的一个重要原因，就是它的趣味性。也因为它的趣味性，我们选择了这个课题——趣味英语收集。现在，就让我们开始这快乐的学习之旅吧！Let＇s go！ 一、中西方文化差异 语言是社会的产物，是人类历史和文化的结晶。它凝聚着一个民族世代相传的社会意识，历史文化，风俗习惯等各方面人类社会所有的特征。不同的文化背影和文化传统，使中西方在思维方式，价值观念，行为准则和生活方式等方面也存在有相当的文化差异。想了解英语，追根逐源，得先了解西方文化。因为各地方的文化难免会有或大或小的差别，所以我们应从了解中西方文化的差别开始。在我们日常生活和学习中，中西方文化之间的差异大概有以下几点： 1.风俗习惯 ① .寒暄的方式 对大多西方人来说，寒暄最频繁的topic是天气的状况、如：“It`s fine ,isn`t it?”他们在初次见面或不大熟悉的人面前，从不问及有关别人隐私方面的问题，如”How old are you ?”或”Are you married?”而汉语里德寒暄有时还表达对对方的关心，如“好久不见，你又发福了。”“你又瘦了，要注意身体。”若西方人听到你说：“You`re so fat”等话语时，即使彼此较熟悉，也会感到尴尬，而中国人见面三分熟，在半小时内，对方的一切都可能了如指掌。 ②.饮食差异
10个趣味英语小故事 1、TwoHEARTSBEATING Nurse:Howdoyoufeelafteryouroperation? Patient:Quitealright,onlyIcanfeeltwoheartsbeatingin sideme. Nurse:Nowonderthedoctorwhooperatedonyouwaslookingfo rhiswatcheverywherejustnow. 两颗心脏在跳动 护士：手术后你感觉怎样？ 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。 2、THEFIRSTTImE Patient:I'msofrightened,thisismyfirstoperation. Surgeon:Iknowjusthowyoufeel.Thisismyfirstoperation, too. 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 3、Bemuchworse Policeman:whydidn'tyoushoutforhelpwhenyouwerero
bbedofyourwatch? man:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgo ldteeth.Thatwouldbemuchworse. 可能更糟 警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！ 4、HISFAULT Billy:mother,Bobbybrokeawindow. mother:Howdidhedoit? Billy:Ithrewarockathimandheducked. 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。 5、moDERNLIFE Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfellto discussingtheirhusbands'faults. "we'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewom ansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalway scomplainsaboutthefood." "Howterrible!"exclaimedtheother."Doe
英语口语句子——拒绝 1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！ 3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不 应该那样做! 5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话! 7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？ 8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！ 10. I don’t want to see your face!我不愿再见到你！11. You’re crazy! 你疯了! 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you! 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。 27. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！ 英语口语句子——赞美 1. you look great today.（你今天看上去很棒。）【每天都可以用！】
At the Waxworks Exhibition 在蜡像馆 One rainy Saturday afternoon, Nancy and Smith were wondering what to do, when suddenly Smith had an idea. “I know,”he said enthusiastically,“I'll take you to a place my father used to take me to when I was a boy. No, d on't ask questions; just get your umbrella and get into th e car.” Half an hour later they stopped outside a large building and Nancy laughed. “Oh, it's the waxworks exhibition. Do you know, I've never been here before?” And Smith said,“Oh, we used to come here often when I was little. There used to be a lot of famous people inside, all made of wax, but I suppose they've changed most of them now.” While Smith was buying the tickets at the pay-desk, Nancy looked round. “Did your mother use to come too?”she asked. “Not very often.”Smith told her.“She used to stay at home and look after babies. Come on, up these stairs.” At the top of the stairs stood an attendant, holding some catalogues. Nancy went up to her, openingher handbag, while Smith watched her. “How much are the catalogues, please?”Nancy asked; but the girl didn't answer. And she didn't realize that she had been talking to a waxwork until she heard Smith laughing behind her.
经典趣味英语笑话 太黑了，看不见 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all." 晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。” 经典趣味英语：One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地， 严厉地). Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 一个真正的男子汉 古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样，受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实话，就会受到严厉的惩罚。 然后，他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。 国王说：看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。
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I've Passed My Right on to You 我把权利转让给你了 One day, Wilson was walking quietly along the road when somebody gave him a violent blow on the back of the neck. He looked behind him, and saw a young man whom he had never seen before. “How dare you hit me like that!”shouted Wilson. The young man said he had mistaken Wilson for a friend of his and that he thought Wilson was making a lot of noise about nothing. This insult made Wilson even angrier, of course, and he at once arranged for the young man to be brought before a judge. There was nothing for the young man to do but to appear before the court. Now, the judge who heard the case was a friend of the young man's father, and, although he pretended to be quite fair, he was thinking how he could avoid punishing the young man while at the same time not appearing unjust. Finally he said to Wilson,“I understand your feelings in this matter very well. Would you be satisfied if I let you hit the young man as he hit you?” Wilson said he would not be. The young man had insulted him and should be properly punished. “Well, then,”said the judge to the young man,“I order you to pay ten liras to Wilson.” Ten liras was very little for such a crime, but the young man did not have it with him, so the judge allowed him to go and get it. Wilson waited for him to return with the money. He waited an hour, he waited two hours, while the judge attended to other business.
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。 2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 4. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。 5. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读
是一样的。 6. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。 下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。 Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door 这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
Behaving Like a Lady 照女士的样子行事 Mr West intended to buy his wife a Christmas present, but he was always very busy, so he was never able to find time to go to the shops. At last, when it was the week before Christmas, and the shops were very crowded, he decided that he could not wait any longer. He worked in an office, and usually had lunch in a restaurant, but one day he bought some sandwiches, ate them quickly and went out to a big shop near his office during his lunch hour. The shop was full of women, who were also buying presents during their lunch hour. Mr West stood politely at the edge of a crowd of women who were pushing forward to try to get to the people who were selling necklaces and ear-rings. He tried to move forwards slowly, taking his turn with the others, but more and more women were coming into the shop the whole time and pushing selfishly past him. After half an hour, he was just as far from the people who were selling the necklaces as he had been when he came in, and his lunch hour was coming to an end, so he decided to change his way of doing things: he put his head down, gave a sudden loud shout and started to push his way towards the front of the crowdas hard as he could. The women around him became very angry when they saw what he was doing, and began to scold him.“Why can't you behave like a gentleman?”they shouted． “Ladies,”he answered them,“I have been behaving like a gentleman for the past half hour, and it has got me nowhere, so now I am starting to behave like a lady!”