愚人节英语短信
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愚人节英语短信
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1、我在马路边，看到一分钱，刚要弯腰捡，原来是口痰，我靠，谁吐这么圆？
Along the road， I saw a cent， just bent down to pick it up
and turned out to be a mouth sputum， I depend， who spit is
so round？
2、考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办？（打一歌名）《至少还有你》呀！
Test you： the pig overnight in the world is dead？ (a title)
"still have you at least" ah！
3、小猪小猪了不起，每天睡到十点起，顿顿五碗都见底，体重没有谁敢比，要问小猪在哪里？正在偷笑看短信。
Pig pig， slept at 10 o 'clock， at the bottom five bowls，
weight than， no one dare to ask where the pig？ Stealing a
smile。
4、对不起！我不小心把“喜欢你”发到了你的手机里，如果你接受请保留；如果不接受，请把它发还给我。
I'm sorry！ I accidentally put the "love you" to your mobile
phone， if you accept please keep； If you don't accept， 希望对您有帮助，谢谢
please send it back to me。
5、什么叫浪漫，明知道她不爱你，还送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪费，明知道她爱你还送她99朵玫瑰。愚人节快乐！
What is romantic， know she doesn't love you， also send
her 99 roses。 What is waste， know she loves you also send
her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day！
6、昨天晚上我做了个梦，梦见你掉进了臭粪坑，爬上后你竟说：到底是生了个好时代，连粪坑也香喷喷。
I had a dream last night， dreamed you fell into smelly
cesspit， climb up after you have said， is had a good time，
even the cesspit also delicious。
7、你去超市买了一管牙膏后离开，收银员望着你的背景感叹：世道变了，猪都进化到会刷牙了！
Leave after you go to the supermarket to buy a tube of
toothpaste， the cashier looked at your background
exclamation： the world has changed， the pig all evolution to
brush your teeth！
8、给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗？
Tell you a story， once upon a time there was a fool， he
is very stupid， others ask him what problem he would only
shake head or answer "no"， have you heard of the story？ 希望对您有帮助，谢谢
9、恭喜你中了大奖，请于今天晚上十点整，带着马刀、鸟枪、土炮到中国人民银行蒙面领取。愚人节快乐！
Congratulations to you in the awards， please at ten o
'clock this evening the whole， with a sabre， shotgun， soil
cannon to receive noodles to receive the people's bank of
China。 Happy April fool's day！
10、遇见你是无意，认识你是天意，想着你是情意，不见你时三心二意，见到你便一心一意，如果某天我们有了退意，至少还有回忆！
Didn't intend to meet you， meet you is providence，
thinking you were feeling， half-hearted when not see you，
see you wholeheartedly， if one day we had the
announcement， at least remember！
11、在我眼里，你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然而睡。我真羡慕你啊，有时想想，做一只猪也挺好的。
In my eyes， you look is always so carefree， eat forever
with relish， sleeping is a han however sleep forever。 I envy
you ah， sometimes think， do a pig also is pretty good。
12、当你收到此讯息，你的手机已经中毒了，请在30秒内脱光衣服，**自转10圈，否则手机停用，你还笑！还不快脱！
When you receive this message， your phone is poisoning， 希望对您有帮助，谢谢
please within 30 seconds stripped naked， naked rotation 10
laps， or mobile terminated， you still smile！ Still not quick to
take off！
13、你就要去他方远行，真诚的朋友为你送行；凛冽的寒风，挡不住我俩的友情；我握住你的手说：好好改造，争取减刑！愚人节快乐！
You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off。
The cold wind stop our friendship； I hold your hand say：
good reformation， fight for commutation！ Happy April fool's
day！
14、东海鱼仓多鱼群聚，大鱼小鱼鱼游鱼碰鱼。渔民吕玉撒网去捕鱼，还没捕完天下雨。雨珠打鱼，鱼遇雨，吕玉雨中忙捕鱼。
The east China sea fish warehouse more clusters， touch
the fish fish fish fish fish。 Fishermen Lv Yu net to fishing， I'm
not chasing after the rainy day。 The beads fishing， fish in the
rain， Lv Yuyu busy fishing。
15、我总是很爱你，是因为你总是很帅气；我有时太恨你，是因为你有时太无理；我今天祝福你，是因为你今天过节气。祝愚人节快乐无边！
I always love you， because you are always very handsome；
I sometimes very hate you， because you sometimes too
unreasonable； I wish you well today， because you had a 希望对您有帮助，谢谢
throttle。 Happy April fool's day endless！
16、喜你已被美国牛精大学野蛮系无文化班录取，请带齐你的痴呆、奇难杂症到唔系九路正扑街铁达呢号美国大屎馆报道。
Like you have been admitted to U。S。 cattle with fine
university department of brutal culture club， please bring
your dementia， difficult and complicated to not is flapping
street TieDa nine road the big shit house report。
17、为了你，我不在乎世俗的眼光，不顾所有流言蜚语，只要能拥有你，哪怕是世界末日我也在所不惜，我要大声向全世界宣布：我爱你，人民币！
In order to you， I don't care about the secular vision， in
spite of all the gossip， as long as you can with you， even I'm
at the end of the world， I want to loudly announced to the
world： I love you， yuan！
18、不看我短信的刑事拘留，不回我短信的劳动改造。不打我电话的发配北极喂熊。时常想我电话短信联系我的，奖你一张2016的船票，送出地球。
Don't look at my message of criminal detention， not to
return my messages through Labour。 Don't call me sent the
arctic bear。 Often think I phone short message to contact me，
for you a ticket 2016， out of the earth。
19、人活着真累！上车得排队，单恋真受罪，吃饭没香味，喝
