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1. Mr. Krabs: 蟹老板；2.Squidward: 章鱼哥；3.Plankton: 痞老板；4. SpongeBob: 海绵宝宝；

(At the Krusty Krab)

1. Mr. Krabs: 蟹老板Hmmm, something ain't right. (a birthday cake on a cart手推车 rolls in进来. The icing糖霜 reads "Happy Birthday Krabs") For me?

2.Squidward: 章鱼哥Don't you find this a tad一点儿 suspicious不对劲儿吗?

Mr. Krabs: Suspicion怀疑 doesn't hold a candle to birthday wishing. (About to blow out the

candle when Plankton pops out from underneath the candle)

3.Plankton: 痞老板Surprise! (Takes out the candle and releases the balloons. The balloons pop

and confetti纸屑 goes everywhere. The light from the popping blinds the customers. Plankton's

cart engages in its jet pack and launches itself into the kitchen. Plankton releases the bottom part

of the cake onto the safe in the kitchen. The cake explodes and Plankton takes the formula and

flies out of the kitchen)

Mr. Krabs: Me secret formula我的保密配方!

Plankton: 痞老板Happy Birthday Krabs!

4. SpongeBob: 海绵宝宝Don't forget your condiments调料, Plankton. (Squirts喷出 Plankton

with ketchup & mustard芥末)

Mr. Krabs: Attaboy好样的, SpongeBob! (Turns the ceiling fan on. Plankton's machine bounces

off of it and breaks on the floor. SpongeBob snatches the secret formula with his tongue and

swallows it)

SpongeBob: Safe.

Plankton: You'll rue the day we were born, Krabs. I'll be back. (gets his jet pack out but its upside

down so he flies into the floor) Oh, barnacles. (everyone is groaning and moaning)

SpongeBob: Why, Mr Krabs? Why does he hate us so?

Mr. Krabs: You might as well blame me, SpongeBob. (sits on a barrel seat) There was a time when

Plankton and I were best friends. (everyone gasps and runs up to hear the story)

SpongeBob: Best friends?

Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones. (flashback to Krabs and Plankton as

babies)

Plankton: Goo! (Krabs laughs then puts Plankton on his crib mobile. Everyone aw's. Cut to birthday cake reading "Big Boys". Krabs sticks out his tongue to get Plankton to blow out the

candles)

Mr. Krabs: Things were all peaches and creams. (Plankton blows out the candles then jumps in the

cake. Cut to elementary school) Until we hit grade school. Hey, Planky, whatcha doing?

Plankton: Oh, just a little something I thought I'd try out. (a spitball hits Plankton in the back of

his head. Classmates laugh) Idiots! I'll show you with science! This concoction is going to blow

everyone away. (muffled explosion. Plankton's container blew up all over his table. Classmates

laugh)

Classmate: How's this for a science experiment, Mr. Brainatron 5000? (uses Plankton as a spitball

and spits him in Krabs' eye)

Plankton: They'll pay for this one day Eugene!

Mr. Krabs: Darn tootin'. Hey, barnacle brains, I think you owe Plankton an apology.

Classmate: You're right, Plankton, I'm sorry. Sorry you have to hang out with rag boy. (class

laughs)

Classmate #2: Yeah. Where'd you do your clothes shopping? The trash can?

Mr. Krabs: 'Twas true. I did get me clothes from the trash. You see, when I was growing up, times

were tough. Me mother had to fashion me clothes from rags. (flashback to Krabs' mother sewing

up clothes)

Mama Krabs: There you go, son. Your outfit's all finished. It's a good thing Old Man Jenkins was

kind enough to spare his last washcloth.

Old Man Jenkins: Oops. (rips off Mr. Krab's clothes and uses it as a rag to dry his boat) I missed a

spot.

Mr. Krabs: Then one day, as Plankton and I were plotting our revenge, I met the love of me life.

What in neptune's name is that? (picks up a penny off the ground) It's the most beautiful thing me

eyes have ever seen! What is it?!

Plankton: It's money.

Mr. Krabs: Money?

Plankton: Yeah. You can buy things with it.

Mr. Krabs: Buy things? So, I spent it on a gift for me best pal Plankton. (Mr Krabs buys a balloon for Plankton but when he gives it to Plankton, Plankton flies up into the sky because of his weight)

All: Wow!