四人英语话剧剧本-《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

新梁祝第2幕人物：梁山伯祝英台（王建栋）夫子祝英台丫鬟（方涛）旁白（陈华军）地点：江南书院学堂外（夫子在教室内）夫子：孔子曰，女子无才便是德，孟子曰，孔子曰的对。

旁白（很惊奇的说）：哦？！我这么有才，岂不是太缺德了？呵呵！（梁山伯抱着一叠书出现在教室外）（祝英台背一书包出场，边走边唱两句小儿郎）祝：小嘛小儿郎，背着书包上学堂……，哼！我祝英台堂堂富家小姐竟要女扮男装上私塾。

这个世界凭什么只有男人能读书？为什么女子无才便是德，而男人无知是呆鹅？哼！（说着，祝英台抬起右脚做正准备跺脚的姿势，然后定格！）旁白：先生们女士们注意了！她就要跺脚了！这一跺脚充分发泄出她对当时社会现状的不满，表现出一种强烈的后现代主义！注意！她就要跺脚了！她跺了，她跺了！祝英台跺脚。

祝：气死我了！丫：公子呀，你说你何必吃这苦，冒这险去书院读书。

祝：现在这个时代啊，女人没地位，还记得前月里我老头子请来的那个戏班子没？那个纽约百老汇的《燕特尔》，不就是讲中世纪欧洲女子不顾当时教会不允许女子读书的规定冒险求学的故事吗！丫：所以你决定要当回中国的燕特尔？祝：嗯，孺子可教也。

祝英台把书包递给丫头。

祝：拿着。

梁：凉风有信，秋月无边，亏我思乡的情绪好比度日如年。

唉——百无一用是书生！想我梁山伯,十年寒窗苦读，竟未落得功名，弄到现在穷困潦倒。

【（说话间，转过脸，正好与梁四目相对，两人都呆住了，沉静半响）梁：（嘴张开半天）英台……编剧：等一下！（编剧冲上场来，抓住梁一阵暴打。

）梁：（边躲边叫）唉，哎，你干嘛打人，怎么，想以势欺人，公报私仇啊！编剧：（停住手，气愤的指着梁）我叫你好好熟悉剧本，你不熟悉剧本，这下完蛋了吧！人家都还没自我介绍，你咋就知道人家叫英台了呢！？梁：哼，（站起身，气愤的指着编剧）还好意思说，就你那剧本里写的乱七八糟的，我能看懂就已经奇迹了。

我演到现在都全靠自我发挥的，我刚才只不过看见这位哥们长得确实俊俏，稍微了分了点神，把“英俊的英台”省略了几个字，直接称为“英台”了，英文这叫“shortcut”，懂吗？编剧：（还欲说）谁叫你缩写的，谁叫你缩写的……编剧2：（跑上来把人拉下去）你不要给我丢脸了！（众人恢复刚才的造型。

Sworn Brothers in an Alcove梁祝之草亭结拜英文版Characters：梁山伯祝英台人心士九。

Props：扇子两把，行李两担，草两根，水一瓶。

（音乐部分记调“梁祝”）英台唱：Many clouds over lake, the wind blows through the mountain. Flowers blooming everywhere,green trees’re in the bank. Birds’re singing in the trees,make me feel so high.I’ll never forget such a beautiful scenery.人心：Miss yingtai…英台：En ,renxin .you’re forgetful! I’ve told you that call me Mister,just Mister!!!人心：Ah,yea,yea,yea.It’s a little confuse that you’re dressed up a boy.I’m so worry about if someone find out the truth .英台：Haha,don’t worry ,I won’t let it happened. In fact, I’ve never been used to be act as a boy.But I have to go to study somewhere.You know ,I’ve been dreaming all the time that I can go to school one day .And now my dream comes true.So hold back your worry ,and let’s enjoy the wonderful view around us.人心：OK,you’re right .But I’m tired now! Can we take a break?英台：All right,(周围望)，there is an alcove over there ,let’s go and have a rest.山伯：Pink peach and green poplar, there’re so many colors. Green hills and blue waters’re filled with my eyes. What an exciting scenery,leaving me a deep impressed.I find it comfortable to walking pass the path in the hill.士九：Wait wait wait!!waiting for me,please,Mr.shanbo.I’m exhausted and thirsty.Ah!why don’t we stop and sit down a few second?山伯：Hai ,shijiu ,you’re so weak.We just walked a short distance,then you told me that you’re exhausted?士九：Xixi ,Mr shanbo,oh look!!There are two guys overthere in an alcove,could I go and ask for a drink?山伯：OK,you can go but alone.士九：En ,I’ll go by myself.（走向英台人心）Hey ,dear friengds!Pass the water to me ,please?人心：Heng ,whose your friends?So rude you are!!士九：Haha ,why are you look like a girl?人心：I think you are a real girl ,get out of my way!!!英台：Ei ,renxin ,don’t be so rude ,It’s impolite to shout at others. Y ou must remember “good manner is your card in society.”山伯：Oh ,I’m so sorry that make you feel uncomfortable.(转向士九)，make an apologize to them quickly.（士九瞪了山伯一眼）英台（连忙）：no no no ,don’t be so secrious.山伯：Haha,OK,but what’s your name?英台：My name is zhuyingtai.And you?山伯：My name is liangshanbo.英台：o..Mr.shanbo ,Nice to meet you.山伯：Nice to meet you too,Mr.yingtai.so,you look like somewhere to go .where are you going?could you tell me?英台：We’re going to Hangzhou to have a study.士九（惊喜地对山伯）：oh ,lucky!山伯（惊喜地）：could you tell me whose your teacher?英台：Zhengdaru is my teacher.山伯（拍掌）：It’s unbelievable! Y ou know what?We’re classmates! （人心忙拉开英台，士九忙拉开山伯）人心：Mr.yingtai ,he is your classmate ,in other words,we can go to Hangzhou together.英台：Absolutely.人心：I think Mr.shanbo is a good guy.Why not going for brothers with him?英台：Good idea,but…(两人一起望向山伯那边)士九：Mr.yingtai looks friendly,you can become sworn brothers sothat we can take care each other on the way.山伯（用扇子拍一下士九的头）：Yes!that’s what I want!山伯（走向英台）：Mr.yingtai, it’s peculiarly fortunate we meet here.That’s a long way to go to Hangzhou.So what I suggest is that we can become sworn brothers so that…英台（急忙）：Great!!!山伯：Well ,I’m eighteen years old ,and how old are you?人心：He is eight….英台（连忙挡住人心）：I’m seventeen,just seventeen years old.山伯：In that case ,I’m going to be the older brother.英台：That’s just what I want!!!（人心士九拿出两条草分别递给英台山伯）齐说：you must swear it to the god.（英台山伯接过草）：OK。

有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本篇一：梁山伯与祝英台英语话剧剧本zhuyingtai:Ihavelikedliangshanboforalongtime.Today,Ideterminetoshowm yfeelingstohim.but,Ineedtoaskthemagicmirror.zhuyingtai:magicmirror,canIaskyouaquestion.magicmirror:yingtai,Iamamagicmirror,Iwillhelpyou.zhuyingtai:whoisthemostbeautifulgirlsintheworld?magicmirror:oh，baby,thatIsyou!zhuyingtai:en``en``Ideterminetoshowmylovetoliangshanbo. magicmirror:It'sfunny,yingtaia,Totellhimyourlove.bravely. zhuyingtai:butIhavealwaysbeendressedasaboy,hedidn'tknowI'magirl.magi cmirror:oh,mybaby,Ithinkheisfallinginlovewithyou,Youarelovely,beautiful ,smart,Youarethebestgirlintheworld.zhuyingtai:en,Thankyouforgivingmethecouragetome,Iwillsucceed. zhuyingtai:a,shangbo.Liangshanbo:a,yingtai.zhuyingtai:Theclothesyouweartodayisveryhandsome.Liangshanbo:oh!Tha nks.Youlookcharming,too.zhuyingtai:oh!Really?Infact,I……havesomethingtotellyou.Liangshanbo:whatisit?Ifeelveryhonoredtocanhelpyou.zhuyingtai:un~It’salittledifficulttosay.Just…just…(shy!)Liangshanbo:Justwhat?zhuyingtai:Just…Iloveyou!!(determined).Liangshanbo:oh,mygod.Isittrue?zhuyingtai:en.Liangshanbo:Thankstogod,actually,I'vealwayslovedyou.zhuyingtai:shanb o.Liangshanbo:yingtyai```(等一会儿)，howdoyoualsolikeboy.zhuyingtai:oh,mygod,I'magirl,hadbeendressedasam an.Liangshanbo:what?oh,shit,Iliketheman,Iamagay.篇二：梁山伯与祝英台英文版话剧稿《梁山伯与祝英台》英文版话剧主角：梁山伯、祝英台、马文才配角：男、女考官、女主持人画外音：梁山伯梦想有朝一日成为ccTV的主持人，梁山伯是外语盲，但吃苦不忘学习，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德金的演讲。

梁祝（搞笑版）2第三幕地方：野外。

人物：梁山伯，祝英台画外音：祝英台跟着梁山伯一起进了私塾，一起聊天论地，喝酒划拳……哦，拿错旁白了，他们一起聊天论地，引吭高歌。

但是，所谓天恢恢，疏而别漏。

祝英台的父母和马公子历经千辛万苦终于将祝英台捉拿归案……这一日，祝英台和梁山伯在野外依依惜别。

（场外一顿群殴之声"你如何念的旁白""基本上什么乱七八糟的"……）梁山伯：祝兄，送君千里，终有一别，咱们就此只是吧……（低下头去）祝英台：梁兄，此时此刻，你竟然就没什么话要对我说吗？梁山伯：我……（欲言又止）没有……祝英台（难过地唱）：后来，我总算学会了怎么去爱，惋惜你早已远去消逝在人海；后来，终于在眼泪中知道，有些人，一旦错过就别在……（扭过脸去别愿再看）（梁山伯去劝祝英台，被英台一把甩开）梁山伯：英台，别难过了，你看，这只蝴蝶翅膀上写着字呢。

祝英台：你骗我。

（仍然别回头）梁山伯：我念给你听：我是一只小小鸟，爱你可把性命抛。

英语日语全别怕，台上台下都叫好。

祝英台：我……爱……英……台……（徐徐地转过头去看着梁山伯）梁山伯：你咨询我爱你有多深……月亮代表我的心（作者不记得中间的词了*#%￥……）祝英台（惊喜地）：梁兄，你这话可是当真？梁山伯（跪下说）：曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等失去的时候我才懊悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。

假如上天可以给我一具再来一次的机会，我会对你说：我爱你！假如要我给这三个字加上一具期限，我希翼是---------一万年！（这个地方一定要用方言说，这段台词差不多快被说烂了，假如别用方言的话，最终的效果将会……）祝英台：梁兄，你别要再说了（蔡依琳《说爱你》音乐声响起）（二人跟着音乐声边舞边唱，只唱一遍。

最后一句"这一刻，我终于勇敢说爱你"一定要两个人互相指着唱出来）（音乐声忽然停）祝英台：bye~梁山伯：赛又拿拉~（寻别到日文输入法，理解意思算是了*^_^*）（二人从两侧下场，灯光暗下，第三幕结束）第四幕地方：教堂内。

四人英语话剧（四人讨论）第一篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。

于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。

丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。

我们干什么啊？En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。

不难背就好。

It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？Four persons...What’s type?丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。

Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。

I agr ee with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。

How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。

Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。

Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。

Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。

I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just fourpersons!It’s suitable…丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）END】丙：停停停。

中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的新东方书院学习英语。

梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德·金的演讲。

祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人。

最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。

在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

Liang Shan-po and Chu Ying-tai as saying three years ago came with the newly established New Oriental School to learn English. Love love where she studied with the spoken language teacher spoken in the United States, in particular, are good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech. Lovers leave one dream, a dream that one day become a BBC moderator. Lovers end-to high TOEFL and GRE scores were admitted at Columbia University. Lovers left in the day,Lovers lingering farewell.第一场景祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！英台,我是如此地爱你,我会想你的Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.我也爱你,山伯.别担心,在这个狂乱的世界里,我只爱你一个人.我一回来就会嫁给你,等着我,就两年L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.我会飞越太平洋吻你Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me.我会在另一边吻你第二场景英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母darling darling。

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。

Take Me to Your HeartAction（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)祝：This time I really should goAction（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…英母：darling darling…（拉住英父）英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And…(被父亲打断)英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：D arling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .母：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）父：(大怒指着马）NO way !马：Why?英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun?马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)Action(三)旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

英语搞笑话剧《梁祝歪传》（搞笑中学生英语小品剧本）人物：梁山伯祝英台马文才英母英父第一场景：祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别背景音乐上海滩梁山伯上场梁：Where is my Yingtai(此时，背景音乐少女时代的Gee 祝英台上场彰显笑点英台请注意表演) 梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.BoBo, I on ly love you in this world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo, this time I really should be going.(依依不舍背景音乐响起不见不散两人分别逐步后退)第二场景：英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母：darling darling。

（拉住英父）英父：( 怒气转身) No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but darling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. An d……..(被英父打断)英父：I told you many times, we could not decide yingtai’s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you, yet you do not know he is so handsome. The furthest distance in the world is not between poor and rich, but when he stands in front of you, yet you can not see his love to yingtai.英父：Oh, honey, you are so knowledgeable, 哼哼，give me a kiss，give me a kiss.英母：嘘……..look, too many people…作害羞状英父：easy…拿雨伞挡住然后Kissing第三场景：马文才志疏学浅舍重金英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女（马文才上，拿折扇）马：I love yingtai so much. I hope I can make it.马：aunt……(注意回音效果)英母：文才……(注意回音效果) 马：哎……英母：oh，That was you，come in ，sit down please!马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know . here are my gifts，100 bottles of 国窖1573 .马：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口气能上三楼了，一瓶顶过去五瓶马: 他好，我也好（整个广告过程面向观众，突出效果）母：What else?马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them!母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父：NO way ! (大怒指着马) 马：that’s why?英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….马：OK英父：Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉,马：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is 科比布莱恩特, who is姚明马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know 黄岩岛and 钓鱼岛belong to China马：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 m illion dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you 把女儿拉过来，推给马文才（注意背景音乐陶喆今天你要嫁给我）马：Oh,娘子……第四场景：祝英台越洋提分手梁山伯闻此怒结怨电话铃声响梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。

---------------------------------------------------------------范文最新推荐------------------------------------------------------小口剧本梁祝搞笑版第一幕地点：祝英台家中。

椅子三把，桌子一张。

人物：英台母（下简称英母），英台父（下简称英父），马公子，管家及随从数人。

（英台父气冲冲上场，英台母追上）英母：老公，老公啊~（拉住英父）英父（怒气冲冲的转身）：再说什么也没有用，英台的婚事绝对不能这么草率！英母：可是老公啊，人家马公子可是郑重其事，明媒正娶的啊……（被英父打断）英父：我跟你说过多少遍了，现在是改革开放的新时代，孩子的婚事不能再由父母操办……（被场外音打断）场外音：马公子聘礼到~（一个管家模样的人快步走上，手执一份礼单）管家：我家公子派小人给二老送来这些礼品，不成敬意，还望笑纳。

（打开礼单宣读，随从们双手捧礼品上场）茅台一瓶~云烟一条~钻石首饰一套~肯德基外带全家桶一份~家庭影院一套~正在运输途中~凯迪拉克一辆~正在厂里维修~法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔一座……英父、英母：啊？1 / 21管家：啊错了错了，是法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔参观券一套~还有西湖龙井北京烤鸭十八街麻花陕西泡馍东北大锅菜王志和臭豆腐都已经差人送进厨房钦此~~~~（英母跪下，双手毕恭毕敬接过礼单，管家下场）英母：老公啊，看看看看，人家马公子派人送来这么多礼物，咱家英台是非他莫属了……英父：你一个妇道人家知道什么，看看马公子那副德行，怎么看怎么像马桶……（此时马公子已经上场，站在英父身后）马公子（掏出手帕擦汗）：多谢伯父没说我长的像冯巩。

英父（闻声回头）：你~马公子（啪的一声打开折扇）：不错，在下就是闭月羞花沉鱼落雁才高八斗貌似天仙玉树凌风赛潘安一枝梨花压海棠人送外号上天下地无所不能美貌与智慧并存、英雄与侠义的化身——马德才。

英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。

三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本《新梁祝外传》梁山伯学英语的故事。

中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。

梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。

（旁白暂停，邓英文“ihaveadream”）。

祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为bbc主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisisbbc….）最终祝英台以托福和gre高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。

在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

l:yingtai，iloveyousomuchandi’llmissyousomuch.！z:iloveyou,too!don’tworry.shanboionlyloveyouinthiswildworld.i’llm arryyouassoonasi’mback.waitformejustfortwoyears.l:i’llkissyouacrossthepacificocean.z:i’llkissyoufromtheotherside.waitforme.bobo旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

l:oh,sweetie,yintaiimissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecon d.ohmydear.areyoulisteningtome?z:listen,liangshanbo.i’mcallingtotellyouthatilovedyou.butithinkyou’d betterfindabettergirl.l:what?pardon?z:becausei’llgetmarried.l:married?towho?z:to英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的mawencai..heissohandsome.sorich,evenricherthanyuminhong.andh eisgoodat葵花宝典。

《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才旁：旁白旁：Saying Butterfly and Lovers came together three years ago, the newly established Wuhan New Oriental College to learn English. Butterfly fond spoken Deng, under the tutelage of spoken teacher pay to learn the U.S. spoken, especially good at imitating the speech of Martin Luther • Gold. Lovers dream bent abroad, dreams of one day becoming a BBC presenter final Lovers admitted to Columbia University, the results of TOEFL and GRE score before leaving in Lovers that day, Love 18 in both hands the Tianhe Airport Lovers lingering divisions话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。

梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。

祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人，最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。

在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告: L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！L：瀛台，我爱你这么多，我会想念你这么多。

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years. Z：我也爱你！不要担心。

英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本《新梁祝外传》剧本角色：梁山伯（男主角）祝英台（女主角）鲍旭（梁山伯的好友）白展堂（祝英台的父亲）李庆安（祝英台的追求者）田天士（祝英台的追求者）张云川（梁山伯的追求者）场景：梁山府、祝府、茶楼、花满楼等地第一幕场景：梁山伯、鲍旭、白展堂坐在梁山府中。

白展堂：梁山伯，你不觉得我们这些单身汉有点寂寞吗？梁山伯：对啊，自从祝英台姑娘搬到镇上以后，我失去了一个知心的朋友。

鲍旭：祝府的祝英台可是个大美人，早些年为何不好好追求呢？梁山伯：我一直觉得我们只是朋友，没想到她在我心里的位置已经变得那么重要了。

场景转换：祝府中。

第二幕角色：祝英台、李庆安、田天士。

祝英台：（独白）我一直觉得梁山伯只是我最好的朋友，但是最近他对我有些不同的眼神，让我心里有些莫名的感觉。

田天士：祝姑娘，你已经是红颜知己的位置，如果愿意，我可以给你更多的爱和关怀。

李庆安：不，我才是最适合祝姑娘的人。

我对你的感情已经深如海底。

祝英台：我需要时间想想。

请给我一些空间。

场景转换：茶楼。

第三幕角色：梁山伯、张云川。

张云川：梁山伯，我听说你喜欢祝英台？梁山伯：是的，但我也不敢奢求什么。

我们只是好朋友而已。

张云川：你完成了多少次练习后的琴曲，你就会明白你们之间的真正关系。

场景转换：花满楼。

第四幕角色：梁山伯、祝英台。

梁山伯：祝英台，我决定了，我对你的感情已经超过了友谊的范畴。

我愿意追求你，无论遇到多大的困难。

祝英台：（感动）梁山伯，我也对你有着同样的感情。

我们一起走过的岁月已经足够了。

场景转换：祝府中。

第五幕角色：梁山伯、祝英台、鲍旭、白展堂、李庆安、田天士、张云川。

白展堂：祝姑娘，我看你们两个人在一起真是天作之合。

鲍旭：是的，你们之间灵魂的共鸣远超越了其他人的感情。

田天士：尽管我心中不舍，但我衷心祝福你们。

李庆安：梁山伯，祝姑娘，你们一定要幸福。

剧终。

第一篇：英语话剧剧本之新版笑傲江湖laughing in the wind 人物：令狐冲（linghuchong），小师妹（little sister），任盈盈（yingying），东方不败（invincible eastern），小尼姑（little nun），田伯光（tianboguang），林平之（linpingzhi）第一幕（令狐冲与小师妹正在舞剑，甜蜜无比）令狐冲：little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever . 小师妹：(害羞)oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too! 令狐冲:I love you too 小师妹：I love you too too 令狐冲：I love you too too too! (小师妹的剑不小心落下令狐冲捡起) 令狐冲：oh little sister ,your sword! 小师妹：no it’s your sword! 令狐冲：your sword!（扭扭咧咧）小师妹：your sword! 令狐冲：your sword! 小师妹：it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it! 令狐冲：ok , you are right ,it’s my sword. (顺从态) 令狐冲：little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked me to go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon. 小师妹：rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!(伤感)so,good-bye!(突然兴奋) 第二幕（令狐冲在下山后遇见正在调戏小尼姑的田伯光）小尼姑：give away! 田伯光：come here! 小尼姑：if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword! 小尼姑：keep away! keep away! 田伯光:let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china. 令狐冲：stop that! Don’t hurt that girl! 田伯光：who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away! 令狐冲：so ,let’s fighting!(音乐，用功夫里面的那首) (两人打斗，令狐冲不敌田伯光) 田伯光：give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her! 令狐冲：no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die! (再上，再被打败，重伤) （突然闪出一人，身手凌厉，田伯光被秒掉）小尼姑：unbelievable！he’s my hero! 东方不败：what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever! 令狐冲：you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you! 东方不败：but what if I ware a girl? 令狐冲：if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer 东方不败：wait for me here!i’ll be back soon! (熄灯，东方不败换女装) 令狐冲：you you are so beautiful! I love you 东方不败：no !we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again. (灯灭，第三幕) （麻将声响起，四人麻将，分别是令狐冲，小师妹，林平之，任盈盈，令狐冲面对的是林平之）(中文对话：林平之：八筒小师妹：吃林平之：九条小师妹：碰林平之：五条小师妹：杠！令狐冲：五桶小师妹：糊了！) 令狐冲：I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you !what’s the matter with you honey? 小师妹：so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then .but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years! 令狐冲：I’m so sad to hear that任盈盈：brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side! 令狐冲：thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me . 任盈盈：when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together! I wana be your girl , and you are my boy! 令狐冲：ok，you are my girl now, do what you want to do! (任盈盈抱住令狐冲，吻了他) （灯灭）（旁白：two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai . linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on ,but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart? ）第三幕（非诚勿扰音乐，田伯光作为主持人，四位女嘉宾在场上端坐，分别是小师妹，小尼姑，任盈盈，东方不败，令狐冲上场）田伯光：welcome to “no honesty no bother”I’m the compere xiaotiantian .taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!(音乐) 令狐冲：holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me . 田伯光：so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question (都没有熄灯) 田伯光：it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on！so you can choose the girl you love best. 小师妹：brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you! 小尼姑：brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours! 任盈盈：brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you .when you feel longly ,I played music for you .when you are happy ,I played music for you .when you are sad ,I played music for you! 令狐冲：but don’t you know I don’t love music?(径直走向东方不败，牵住她的手) 令狐冲：I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 东方不败：I was saved by your master fengqingyang (停顿)。