关于美式和英式幽默笑话

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关于美式和英式幽默笑话
美式幽默富有内涵,而英式幽默则是十分正经的胡说八道,下面为你整理美式幽默与英式幽默笑话,希望能帮到你。

▽美式幽默
Hello,you've reached Jim and Sara.
We can't pick upthe phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sara likes doing it up and down,
and I like doing it left to right.
So leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth,
we'll get back to you.
(嗨,这里是Jim和Sara的家。

我们现在不能接电话,
因为我们正在干一件我们非常喜欢干的事情。

Sara喜欢一上一下地干,而我却喜欢一左一右地干。

好吧,请留言吧,等我们刷完牙,我们将给您回电话。

)
▽英式幽默
Two men are chatting.
One said, "Have you read in the local newspaper
about these two thieves caught yesterday?
One stole some batteries,
and one stole some fire-crackers."
- "No. What happened afterwards?" - "One was charged, and one let off." 两个男人在聊天。

一个说:“你在当地报纸上读过吗?
关于昨天抓到的这两个小偷?
一个偷了一些电池,
还有一个偷了一些爆竹。


-“不,后来发生了什么事?”
“一个被指控,一个被释放。


家庭幽默。