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笑话1：Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The

ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

笑话2：Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up

everything!

笑话3：I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She

seemed surprised.

笑话4：I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he

laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

笑话5：I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She

whispered, "They're right behind you!"

笑话6：Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

笑话7：Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was

outstanding in his field!

笑话8：I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

笑话9：I saw a wino eating grapes. I told him, "You have to wait!"

笑话10：I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but

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英语短篇笑话

英语短篇笑话 英语短篇笑话篇一 话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆 人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴， 比出一根大

拇指道：「I am后羿!」 B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I am丘比 特!」 轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出! 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结 巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...am...sorry...」 英语短篇笑话篇二 某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞， 忙说：

I am sorry. 老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry

three. 老外不解，问：What are you sorry for 某人无奈，道：I am sorry

five. 一个中国人(当然是外语不大好的啦)踩了一个老外的脚，为了显示咱 国家是有名的礼仪之邦，就先SORRY啦，老外更是礼貌有加，就来个sorry too. twothe chinese puzzled.恩，咱中国人还不是得礼尚往来!~那就I am sorry three~ 这下老外蒙了，一句what are you sorry

for 晕，还有完没完啊，还FOUR!~哼，偶跟你卯上了，I am sorry

five~(who 怕 who!~)英语短篇笑话篇三 一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过， 就说：“oh，TOyOTA!Made

in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过，他又说：

“oh， NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了!当第三辆 经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA!Made in

10个顶级英语笑话

汤姆在商店里想买苹果。他对售货员说：“I want some apples, how much is a

pound?”（我想要一些苹果，一磅多少钱？）售货员回答：“Two dollars.”（两美元。）汤姆一听，特别高兴，掏出钱付了，然后拎着苹果就走。走了没多远，他突然又跑回来，着急地对售货员说：“Oh, I'm sorry. I don't need the apples. I

just wanted to know the weight of my money.”（，不好意思。我不需要苹果。我只是想知道我的钱有多重。）哈哈，汤姆是不是很糊涂！

杰克和他的朋友一起去钓鱼。钓了好久，杰克一条鱼都没钓到，他特别沮丧。这时候，他朋友钓到了一条大鱼，杰克羡慕地说：“You are so lucky! How did you

catch it?”（你太幸运！你是怎么钓到的？）他朋友笑着回答：“I talked to the

fish. I told him he was very beautiful and asked him if he would like to

come and have a chat with me.”（我和鱼聊天。我告诉它它很漂亮，还问它愿不愿意过来和我聊聊天。）杰克听了特别惊讶，说：“Really? And what did the fish

say?”（真的吗？那鱼怎么说的？）朋友哈哈大笑：“He said he would like to,

so he came closer and I caught him.”（它说它愿意，所以它就游近了，然后我就抓住它。）哈哈，这个回答是不是很搞笑！

有个小男孩养了一只猫。一天，他想考考猫。他拿着一个球对猫说：“Cat, can

you play ball with me?”（猫咪，你能和我一起玩球吗？）猫看了看球，然后慢悠悠地走到一边，躺下来开始睡觉。小男孩很奇怪，就又问：“Hey, cat! Why don't

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don"t bird me,i don"t bird you

你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

4．you have seed i will give you some color to see see,pothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．you give me stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之， 不知为不 知...

9．watch sister

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse" son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．american chinese not enough

美中不 足

12．one car e one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过， 不要错过

15．小明：i am sorry!

老外：i am sorry too!

小明：i am sorry three!

老外：what are you sorry for?

小明：i am sorry five!

16．if you want money,i have no;if you want life,i have one!