英语幽默短剧剧本
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5人英语简短话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolo risit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD 'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinktha t'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:O hthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!! !Getouthere!!!你给ABCDE各定义一个名字,再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩。
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2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白(Aside)/介绍(Introduction):Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音:It'syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!(面对观众)I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三:Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三:AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三:Yes.ActionII(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。
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第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇.X:oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother anda three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!X捂着肚子,蹲下(做痛苦状):Oach,Oach !Y大笑:HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit(一人路过,x起身跑过去)X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气,转头,看见花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕:无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! (指Y) this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That’s go od. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……Y:of course.美女出场M:hello,帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want tofollow my king no matterwhat happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!(音乐停)X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tellyou “ I love you ” , If the remus tbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you sayingdirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……。
五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本,剧本简短,但是情节生动!人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.C laire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with b eautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Cl aire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。
陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie<Beautiful Life>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好,你们看过<美丽人生>吗?是的,我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试,我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的,接下来就开始面试的第一个环节,才艺表演,让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你,亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你,那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨,你知道的,我也没有太多的成就,我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖,8次全美音乐奖,对了,差点忘了这个,还有二次奥斯卡奖,这对我来说不过是小意思,你们知道的,我。
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1(At Salesman’s home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.。
中小学英语版情景对话英语情景对话--交流Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?3. Let’s talk. 我们谈谈吧。
4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起,能耽误你一分钟吗?5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题1. Listen up. 听着。
2. Now hear this! 你听着!3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。
(load:大量,许多)4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。
5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?4. Do you know what I’m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?5. Know what I’m saying? 知道我在说什么吗?Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.1. I hear you 知道了.2. I got you. 明白了.3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.4. I hear what you’re saying. 我明白你的意思.5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?2. What was that? 你说什么?3. Say what? 你说什么?4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?5. I’m sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.英语情景对话,商务英语对话- 赞同& 反对Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对Simple agreement 简单的赞同语1. Yes. 是的.2. Yeah. 是的.3. Yep. 是的.4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )5. Sure. 当然.Saying that you agree. 表示赞同1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.3. I’m sure you are right. 当然你是对的.4. I don’t think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同1. Could be. 也许.2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.4. So to speak. 可以那么说.5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.Simple disagreement 简单的反对语1. No. 不2. Nope. 不3. Not really. 不是吧.4. Not at all. 绝不是5. Of course not.当然不是Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意1. I don’t think so. 我不这么想.2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?3. Don’t be too sure. 别那么肯定.4. Don’t speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.5. I wouldn’t say that. 我并不那么忍为. Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.1. No, I won’t agree! Don’t waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?A: today is my!but,I almost forget. 对了,今天是我的生日。
英语三人短剧--搞笑【学识资料】顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don''tworrySirit''snotthathot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthum boverthemeat.Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhando nmysteak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooraga in?服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客:我要茶第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?A:I''llhavetea.C:(2ndcustomer:)M etoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)B:(Waiter:)Twoteas .Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,Waiterwhat''sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstro kesir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiterthere''saflyinmysoup!B:Don''tworrysirthespideronthebrea drollwillget''em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。
王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。
thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿奸笑。
(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.张敬宝:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝,赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin王竞羲:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go on(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent. 赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.王颖乐:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is suchdifficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?王颖乐:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What?Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!张敬宝(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)王颖乐:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!王颖乐伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
红帽第一场:小红帽家妈妈:妈妈拿着一个篮子;把桌子上的水果放在篮子里小红帽唱着歌;欢快地跑进来Hi;mummy; what are you doing 嘿;妈妈你在什么妈妈:一边把水果放在篮子里;心事重重地说Grandma is ill. 外婆病了Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. 这儿有些苹果和香蕉送给外婆小红帽:边提起篮子;边点头说Ok 好的妈妈:亲切地看着小红帽说 Be good. Be careful. 小心点小红帽: Yes ;mummy.Goodbye; mummy.是的妈妈再见妈妈妈妈: Bye-bye再见第二场:在路上一阵轻快的音乐由远而近;小红帽挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁小红帽: WowFlowers; how beautiful洼;好漂亮的花呀放下篮子采花One flower ;two flowers; three flowers. 一朵花;两朵花三朵花大灰狼:随着一阵低沉的音乐;大灰狼大步地走上台I am wolf.I am hungry.我是大灰狼我很饥饿做找东西状;东张西望 Here is a little red riding hood. Hi Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going 这有个小红帽嘿小红帽你去干什么呀做狡猾的样子和小红帽打招呼小红帽:手摸辫子;天真地回答To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.去外婆家外婆病了大灰狼:自言自语I’ ll eat Grandma. But……我要吃掉外婆可是............小红帽说Hey; look 2 little baby ducks. 嘿;看;两只鸭子小红帽:和2只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞大灰狼:悄悄地藏到大树后小红帽:停止跳舞Hello Baby ducks;how are you 嘿;小鸭子;你们好吗二只鸭子:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going 我们很好;谢谢;你去哪儿呀小红帽:To Grandma’s.Oh; I must go; bye.去我外婆家奥;我得走了再见二只鸭子:Goodbye.再见第三场:外婆家外婆:喘着气出场;颤颤悠悠地走到床前;吃力地坐到床边;喘了几口;打几个哈欠;慢吞吞地躺倒在床上..大灰狼:从树后出来;边走边说I am very hungry now. 我现在很饥饿做找寻的样子Where is Grandma’ s house 老太婆的家在哪儿呢高兴地对观众说Aha ; it’s here.哈;在这儿敲门Bang; Bang; Bang.棒棒棒外婆: Who is it 睡呀大灰狼:装出小红帽的声音;一边得意地摇动尾巴;一边说It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. 是我小红帽外婆:边说边起床 Come in; come in. 快进来快进来大灰狼:得意洋洋地走到床边Grandma ; I’ll eat you. 老太婆;我要吃了你外婆:惊慌失措地抓紧衣服;瞪着眼睛;边叫迫从床上滚到地上灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里..大灰狼:得意地拍拍肚子;翘起大拇指YummyI’ll sleep. 太好了我想睡觉了小农帽:高兴地敲门Grandma.Grandma.外婆外婆大灰狼:装扮成外婆的声音 Who is it睡呀小红帽:It’s me..Little Red Riding Hood.是我小红帽大灰狼:Come in; Come in. 进来进来小红帽:蹦跳着进来;把篮子放在桌子上;走到床前一看;跳回几步Oh What are big ears 奥好大的耳朵呀大灰狼:I can listen to your sweet voice. 我能更好的听见你的声音小红帽:Wow What a big eyes 洼好大的眼睛呀大灰狼:I can see you pretty face. 我能更好的看见你的笑脸小红帽:Oh What a big hand. 洼好大的受呀大灰狼:I can hug you. 我能抓住你小红帽:跪在床前;拉起大灰狼的手;边摸边说Look What a big hands 看手怎么这么大呢大灰狼:从床上跳起来说I can eat you 我要吃了你小红帽:拼命地跑OhNo No 奥不不不大灰狼:追到小红帽;做吃状;拍拍肚子说I like sleeping. 我睡觉了猎人:一边拿着枪;一边做寻找状出场Where’s the wolf Look A door.大灰狼在哪儿看;一个门推门The wolf is sleeping. 大灰狼在睡觉大灰狼:发出呼呼的响声猎人:端起枪想打;又放下What a big stomach好大的肚子摸摸大会狼的肚子Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.外婆和小红帽肯定在里面从桌子上拿起剪刀;举起做剪大灰狼的肚子Cut; cut; cut. 卡卡卡卡小红帽和外婆:Thank you.谢谢猎人: Grandma ;give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ;Give me some stones.外婆拿来针和线小红帽给我找些石头外婆:从桌子上拿来针线小红帽:搬来几个石头One; two; three. 一二三猎人:把小石头装进大灰狼的衣服里大灰狼:起床;两手托着大肚子My stomach is so heavy. 我的肚子好重呀猎人: You big bad wolf; raise your arms 你这个大坏蛋大灰狼:边跑边说Help Don’t shot me 不要杀我猎人:开枪Bang; bang 帮帮大灰狼:应声倒下猎人: The bad wolf is dead.大灰狼死了小红帽和外婆:Yeah Thank you.谢谢小红帽外婆猎人一起鞠躬: Thank you谢谢。
英语剧本带翻译短剧Title: A Short Play Script with Translation。
Characters:Mark – a young man in his early 20s。
Sophie –Mark’s girlfriend, also in her early 20s。
Tom –Mark’s best friend, in his mid-20s。
Scene 1: Mark’s Apartment。
Mark is sitting on the couch, scrolling through his phone. Sophie walks in and sits next to him.Sophie: Hey, what are you up to?Mark: Nothing much, just checking my social media.Sophie: (sighs) You’re always on your phone. Can we do something together?Mark: Sure, what do you want to do?Sophie: Let’s go out for a walk or something. It’s such a beautiful day outside.Mark: (hesitates) I don’t know, I’m kind of tired.Sophie: (disappointed) Okay, never mind then.Tom enters the room.Tom: Hey guys, what’s up?Mark: Not much, just hanging out.Sophie: (smiling) Hey Tom, do you want to go for a walk with us? It’s such a nice day outside.Tom: (enthusiastic) Yeah, that sounds great! Let’s go.Mark: (sighs) Okay, fine. Let me just put my phone away.Scene 2: The Park。
英语幽默短剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表:西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。
第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow . Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is ing in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇.X:oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!X捂着肚子,蹲下(做痛苦状):Oach,Oach !Y大笑:HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit(一人路过,x起身跑过去)X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气,转头,看见花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕:无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! (指Y)this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……Y:of course.美女出场M:hello,帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matterwhat happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, e . put the ring on his finger!(音乐停)X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tellyou “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?e, e…(X上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子,蹲下)M: oh,what happened?(看着X,做惊吓状)are you ok?(跑到西门吹雪身边)Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,I……I…… do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me !I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Xwill die.M扑倒在X的身边:X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future andtomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏,K吓跑.音乐《再见,警察》起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死,音乐停)(X咳,H扑到身边,电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起)M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise . I will never let go(X死) ,M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树。