Heart broken
Billing：
XiMenchuixue
YeGucheng
HuaManlou
King
PanJinlian
Narratage/soldier
N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !
X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?
Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?
X: I am XiMenchuixue.
Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue?
X: Yes, what’s wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.
X: Great, you know me !
Y: But your wife is my first lover.
X: What???
Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a
three-year-old son to be looked after by me!
X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!
X: 拔刀砍向Y
(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)
X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?
Y: Just drink it!
X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What ?
X: Toliet?
Y: What ?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.
X: Thanks, bye bye.
X与J相遇
X跑过来J举牌：Ladies room
J: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!
X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?
J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.
X: Oh, PanJinlian!??? So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?
J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?
X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?
J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？
X: I will get one for you.
J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.
N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.
Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!
H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……
H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!
Y: Clever girl.
H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?
Y: Yes, my pleasure.
H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!
Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.
H: What?
Y: Nothing.
H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.
K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?
Y: Yes, I do.
K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）
X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!
K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?
Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.
X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ring!!!
Y: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)
X转身准备离开
K: Arrest him!
X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.
S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boy!???
X拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死
X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.
S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…
K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see??? The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.
N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?
H: My dear husband, where are you going?
X: Something important! Don’t follow me.
H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)
H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?
J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?
H: I’m his wife !!!?!
J: You have a wife? You cheated me!
X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)
J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)
H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces!!!(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.
N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.
Y: 转身准备离开
K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?
Y: I will!
K: Why ?
Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)
K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)
N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”
End.
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle 5人 Actors: Tavern Keepe:(男主角) Young Man Keeper's Wife(女主角) Young Man Old Man Summary: Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man! Narrator: Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons. One day~ Scene I (Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.) Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
英语话剧剧本 New Year’s Eve 除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人... Characters Monster who likes to eat people, espec ially on Chinese New Year’s Eve（） Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( ) Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （）Neighbors C （） Neighbors D （） Neighbors E （）
Scene I SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village. AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another. C: Tomorro w is Chinese New Year’s Eve. D: Oh, my god！It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again. E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster. C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. D：And eat all the people. E: That’s terrible！Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year. C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us. E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again. CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now. C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us. D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste. A: No, I want to stay here. E: Why？ A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it. C: No, No, No, it’s not safe. D: You won’t win by yourself！ E: And you will be eaten, too. CDE: You must go with us！！ A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die. CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?
小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽） 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来） Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非) Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO. In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill... TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.) Dad, there's something I want to tell you. LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it? TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me. LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this? TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon. LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.) TEDDY: I did the best I could! LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.) TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no." LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage. TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good. LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it? TEDDY: You betl do LAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.) TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO. LAWSON: One hundred dollars? TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
英语五人话剧剧本 < Beauty and the Beast（美女与野兽）>修改版 Play characters： 旁白（旁白）：A Beauty father（美女的父亲）：B Beauty sister（美女的姐妹）：C Beauty（美女）：D Beast （野兽）：E ----------------------------- 剧本： ------------------------------ 旁白：Hello, everybody. I am aside. (每个人依次介绍自己的角色：I am ……) 旁白: Today I will tell you an incredible story~ 旁白：Action 1 (出场人物：美女的父亲、美女的姐姐、美女) 旁白：One day,beauty’s fatherlearned that all his ships had been lost i n a storm. He was penniless and would have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods. 美女父亲(依依不舍的)：I’m sorry,but all my ships had been lost in a st orm, we have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods.My dear daughters,I must go to find another job. 美女:Everything will be alright,daddy.
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
第一幕： Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class. 女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。 男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。 B：Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour. 女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。 G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes. 男：没事的。（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。 B：That’s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is. 女：你对我真好。 （男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。） G：You are so nice to me. 女：我们分着吃吧。 G：Let us eat it together , ok? 男：我吃过了。(喂给女生吃了。) B：Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you. 女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。 G：It tastes so delicious. Let’s go to the library and read books. 男：好的，走吧。 B：Ok, let’s go. 第二幕： After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small. 两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。在租住的小出租屋里。
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)这个短剧讲的是： 搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。 人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ring. And her daughter is inthe school now. Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to saveyour kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ring again…Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is itfun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on t he phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap torobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hanguptheph one more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to theelementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something onthe way home.
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!