一问一答的幽默笑话集锦
1.有个人老爱做梦，每当做梦梦到粪便的时候，他的银行卡里都会莫名其妙地多出几百块钱来。这次，他梦到了一个厕所。他第二天起床做的第一件事是什么? 买一台验钞机。
2.世界上是先有鸡后有蛋还是先有蛋后有鸡?
幽默回答：先有鸡，后有蛋。因为自古都是先有乌龟王八，后有乌龟王八蛋。
3.知道为什么管那些好色的人叫色狼吗?
因为人在说狼字的时候，嘴型很像一个人流口水的样子。
4.如何区分爱与喜欢?
每个人都喜欢钱，但没有一个人会对钱说我爱你;在一次以感恩为主题的演讲中，每一位同学都被感动了。他们都大声地喊道：“妈妈，我爱你。”而没有一位孩子会说：“妈妈，我喜欢你。”
5.一条狗追着一匹狼跑到了狼窝，结果被狼撕得粉碎。如果李小龙被四五十个日本人骗到了日本武馆，结果会怎样?
很可能那四五十个日本人被李小龙打得粉碎。
6.最想成为第二个李小龙的人小时候叫什么名字?
李小蛇
7.如何区分天才与人才?
天才一定是人才，人才不一定是天才。
8.一只乌鸦叼着一块肉从狐狸的头上飞过，无论狐狸怎么夸她，骂她，她都不把嘴张开。为什么?
因为她是聋子。
9.老婆问丈夫，如果2012真的来了，在生命的最后一刻，你会对我说什么?
丈夫回答：“那是不可能的。”
10.什么动物小时候四只脚走路，后来两只脚走路，再后来一只脚走路，最后不用脚走路?很可能是这种情况：小孩由爬着走到站着走，到了一定的年龄腿摔断了，结果他卖了一副拐，用一只脚走路。后来两只脚都摔断了，他买了轮椅，不用脚走路。
11.阿星经常用自己的身体去挡住敌人的机枪口，但他并没有死，也并没有出名,为什么?他在打穿越火线。
12.小星在打穿越火线的时候，每打死一个敌人，上边都会显示复仇两个字。为什么?
他至少被每个敌人都打死过一次。
13.一个老头在九十九岁那年自杀了，为什么?
人上一百，形形色色
14.一个小偷在距银行不远处用望远镜认真地观察着银行，一直观察了两个多小时还不走，结果被警察送到了医院。为什么?
警察把他当神经病人了。
15.马蚁死了，马蜂为什么会哭泣?
马蚁是马蜂的儿子，马蚁、马蜂都是人名。
2013新外研版七年级下英语全册课文 Module 1 Lost and found Unit2 Are they yours? The Lost and Found Office in New York City Welcome to the New York City Lost and Found Office. People often lose things when they’re travelling or when they’re in a hurry. They leave things o n planes, on trains, on buses and in taxis. That’s why there are lost and found offices at airports and stations. 欢迎来到纽约市失物招领处人们在旅行时或者是匆忙之间经常会丢弃东西。他们把东西落在飞机上、火车上、汽车上或出租车上。那就是为什么机场和车站会设有失物招领处。 The New York City Lost and Found Office is very big. Hundreds of people come here every day. They are looking for their phones, cameras, watches, computers and many other things. We usually have about two thousand mobile phones and one thousand cameras. 纽约市失物招领处非常大。每天会有上百人来到这里他们来找他们的电话机、照相机、手表、计算机和许多其他东西。我们通常大约有两千部手机和一千部照相机。 At the moment, there are also some strange things at the New York City Lost and Found Office. There are about a hundred bikes and a large boat. There are also a lot of animals. This week, there are three dogs, two ducks and a pig! Whose are they? Are they yours? We don’t know! Are you looking for fifteen kilos of sausages? They’re here too! 此时此刻，在纽约市失物招领处还有一些不同寻常的东西。那里大约有三百辆自行车和一艘大船，还有许多动物，本周有三只狗，两只鸭子和一头猪！它们是谁的？它们是你的吗？我们不知道，你正在寻找十五公斤重的香肠吗？它们在这里！ Module 2 What can you do? Unit2 I can run really fast. It’s the start of the new term and we’re choosing our new monitors. 现在是新学期的开始，我们正在选新一届的班委。 I’d like to be the class monitor. I get on well with everyone, classmates and teachers. I work very hard, and I do well at school .I’m kind and I’m always ready t o help others. I can even help teachers too. Choose me as your class monitor and I promise to help YOU! 我想当班长。我和每个人，无论同学还是老师都相处得很融洽。我学习刻苦，成绩优秀。我很善良，总乐于助人，针织还能帮老师的忙。选我做你们的班长吧，我保证会帮助你们的！ I want to be the PE monitor .I enjoy sport, and I can run really fast. I’m really fit and healthy. Just watch me in the playground between lessons! I play most ball games well. But I’m really good at football, and I play basketball in the school team. I usually get the best score in every match. Choose me for the PE monitor and you can get the best score too! 我想当体育委员。我喜欢运动，跑的很快，非常强健。就看看课件我在操场上的样子吧！大部分的球类运动我都很擅长，但是我最擅长的是足球，而且我还是学校篮球队的队员。通常，我在每场比赛都得最高分。选我做体育委员吧，你们也能取得最好的成绩. I’d like to be the cleaning monitor. I often help my mother do cleaning at home and I like a clean and tid y house. I’m sure everybody would like a clean classroom, just like home. Choose me and we can make our classroom beautiful. 我希望成为卫生委员。我在家经常帮妈妈打扫房间，我喜欢又干净又整洁的房子，我相信每个人都想要一个干干净净的教室，就像家一样。选我吧，我们可以把教室装扮的更漂亮。Module 3 Making plans Unit 2 We are going to cheer the players
经典中英文对照笑话大全 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《经典中英文对照笑话大全》的内容，具体内容：幽默笑话一向为人所欣赏,是广大群众所喜欢的精神食粮。下面是我带来的经典中英文对照笑话，欢迎阅读!经典中英文对照笑话篇一?After being with her a... 幽默笑话一向为人所欣赏,是广大群众所喜欢的精神食粮。下面是我带来的经典中英文对照笑话，欢迎阅读! 经典中英文对照笑话篇一 ?After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died. ""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!" 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。 当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说："有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。"
外研版初一英语（下）词组 Module One 1. take photos 拍照 2. wait for 等候 3. have a good time过得愉快,玩得很开心 4. a lot 非常 5. put on 穿上 6. at home 在家 7.at the moment 现在,此时 8. look at 看… 9. see you later 再见 10. good night 晚安 11. get dressed 穿衣 12. in the sun在阳光下 13. on a trip在旅行中 14. afternoon tea下午茶 Module Two 1. get ready for 为…准备好 2. write down 写下 3. cook the meal 做饭 4. make lanterns 做灯笼 5. sweep away 扫去 6. have a haircut 理发 7. go shopping 去买东西 8. at work 在工作 9. in front of 在。。。前面 10. a few 一些 11. all the year round 一年到头 12. a kind of 一种 13. lots of 许多 14. dragon dance舞龙 15. Spring Festival春节 16. paper cut剪纸 17. be interested in对。。。感兴趣 Module Three 1 .at the weekend 在周末 2.have a piano lesson 上钢琴课
3.buy some clothes 买衣服 4.listen to the music 听音乐 5.stay in bed 呆在床上 6.revise for my test 复习考试 7.get up early 早起床 8.check the email 查邮件 9.do one’s homework做家庭作业 10.have a picnic 吃野餐 11.go to a party 去参加晚会 12. look forward to doing 期待 13. take the plane/by plane 乘飞机 14.do some sightseeing/ go sightseeing 旅游,去观光 15. walk up 沿……走, 登上 16. make friends 交朋友 17. enjoy the sun and the sea 享受阳光和大海 18. lie on the beach 躺在沙滩上 19. travel around the world 周游世界 20. get (from…)to(从……)到达…… Module Four 1. in the future 未来 2. get warm 变暖 3. heavy rain 大雨 4. send ..to…by email通过邮件发送 5. strong winds 大风 6. use …to do用……做某事 7. do heavy work 做重活 8. three days a week 一周三天 9. care for/look after/take care of 照顾 Module Five 1. answer the question 回答问题 2. What’s the population of…?。。。。的人口是多少？ 3. in the east/west/south/north of…在东/西/南/北边 4. the capital of…。的首都或省会 5. on the River Thames 在泰晤士河畔 6. be famous for 因。。。而闻名 Module Six 1. be good at…擅长 2. more than 多于
夫妻幽默段子大全爆笑 夫妻幽默段子大全爆笑1 1.吃完晚饭，我和老婆都懒得洗碗， 我提议：“要不咱们猜拳吧输的人洗！” 她摇摇头娇羞地说：“才不要呢，人家可是淑女呢，猜拳这么粗鲁！” 我想了想又提议：“那咱们猜硬币吧！”说罢，我从口袋里掏出一枚硬币。 突然她怒道：“你竟然敢藏私房钱！！！罚你洗碗三天。” 2.天冷突然转了，丈夫找毛衣。 妻子说：“洗了一下，小了，送给我哥了。” 丈夫又找毛裤。妻子又说：“洗了一下，小了，送给我弟了。” 丈夫火了：“你把我也洗一下，送给你妹吧！” 3.跟朋友夫妻一起吃饭，他们带来孩子，孩子很聪明。 几个女人又聊起来，孩子为什么断奶那么早，有什么经验，保持身材。 孩子神插话：“爸爸抽烟，每次吃奶有烟味！”留下大家目瞪口呆。 4.和老婆吵架了，事后很后悔，不该不让着她。想送她一条项链哄哄她，可又不知道买多长。 于是，晚上趁老婆熟睡的时候，偷偷拿绳子在她脖子上量。
结果。。她突然醒了。 5.老公问老婆今天在美容院做面部护理多少钱。 老婆说统一价88。老公一阵沉默。老婆以为他会说自己太浪费了。 结果他说，“老婆，你赚了。你那么大的脸88元，他们小脸也88！” 6.和老婆大吵，老婆收拾东西回娘家。 我抽完一根烟后跑到银行给她有开通手机短信的卡上打了一万块， 5分钟后她打电话过来问我还在家吗她现在回来，说有人错打了一万块到她卡上现在回来和我商量商量。 7.一朋友家有悍妻，决定和老婆摊牌。 双腿一跪说：“老婆大人，在家里你可以随便打我骂我，但是在外面能不能给我留些面子” 他老婆很爽快地答应了。几日后，逛街之时其老婆又对他拳脚相加。 他一边逃，一边求情：“咱不是说好只在家打骂我吗” 老婆淡淡的说：“男子汉，四海为家。” 8.昨天半夜，女朋友从睡梦中醒来，对我怒吼了一句：“贱人！！” 然后啪啪扇了我两个耳光，大喊：“我要跟你分手！” 我莫名其妙地看着她，问怎么了？ 她又怒吼一句：“没事！”然后倒头睡了…… 今天早上醒来，她跟我道歉，说昨晚梦到我往她的米线里加了很多葱花，挑都挑不完，于是醒来把我给揍了……
高三英语阅读理解专项训练及答案含解析 一、高中英语阅读理解 1．阅读理解 Average humans can consume 15 or more drinks in plastic bottles a month. If you were born after 1978, and live until 80 years old, you will leave behind a minimum of 14,400 plastic bottles on this planet. These bottles take hundreds of years to break down into tiny pieces of plastic, never to completely disappear. Most of the waste is consumed by fish and birds, which has shortened their lifetime greatly. The Plastic Bottle Village is just a great idea that might finally save us from being buried in plastic. It's a community in Panama that is going to be made of used bottles. The design process begins with building steel frames, which are then filled with these bottles. Once this step is complete, and electrical and plumbing (管道装置) lines are put inside, the plastic walls are covered by concrete—both inside and outside. So no one will actually be able to tell that the walls are made of plastic. Besides, the material will keep the house 17°C cooler than the outside, which is the biggest benefit to people living inside. The village is the brainchild (主意) of Robert Bezeau with the intention of setting up several environmental projects. Having started a recycling program four years ago, during which a number of plastic bottles were collected, he started to think of how they could be put to use. Soon enough, he decided to use them to build houses, and came up with a basic idea for the construction process. The project hopes to make people conscious of the waste that these bottles create so that they can do more to protect the environment. The village will also create an education center that will teach individuals from the world how to reuse plastic bottles as construction materials for shelter. Recycled bottles could neutralize the negative effect of your passage on this planet, and move closer to leaving only your “footprints”. （1）What does Paragraph 1 intend to tell us? A. The reason for buying fewer drinks. B. The difficult situation of wildlife. C. The amount of plastic waste. D. The seriousness of plastic pollution. （2）What is the biggest benefit to people living in the Plastic Bottle Village? A. The house will be much cooler than normal ones. B. The material of construction will be reduced a lot. C. The newly-made house can save a lot of electricity. D. The waste of the house can be consumed by fish and birds. （3）Which of the following words can best describe Robert? A. Creative. B. Courageous. C. Enthusiastic. D. Sensitive.（4）The main purpose of Robert's projects is to A. provide shelter for locals B. reuse all deserted plastic bottles C. popularize the use of plastic bottles D. raise people's environmental awareness 【答案】（1）D （2）A
英语幽默笑话带翻译 1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多." 2:You can't go without me The bus is very crowded. A man tries to get on, but no one gives way to him. "Hey, let me get on the bus." the man shouts. "It's too crowded. You'd better take the next bus." a passenger says to him. "But you can't go without me. I'm the driver." the man says.
Module 1 Lost and found Unit 1 Whose bag is this? Ms Li: Welcome back to school everyone! First of all, come and look in the lost and found box! There are a lot of things in it. Whose bag is this? Lingling: Oh sorry! It ’mines. Are my crayons there too? Ms Li: Are these crayons yours? Lingling: Yes, they are and this eraser too. Thank you. Ms Li: Whose tapes are these? Daming: They ’ re mine. Ms Li: Here’ s a purple wallet! Tony: It ’ s mine. Look! Here ’ s my name― Tony‖ ! Thank you. Ms Li: You’ rewelcome! Look at this nice watch. Is it yours too, Daming? Daming: No, it isn ’ t. I think it ’ s Betty’ s. Lingling: Yes, it ’ s hers. Ms Li: Everyone, please be careful with your things from now on. Daming: Here are some nice gloves. Whose gloves are they? Ms Li: Let me see... Oh, they ’ re mine! Thank you! Unit2 Are they yours? The Lost and Found Office in New York City Welcome to the New York City Lost and Found Office. People often lose things when they ’ re travelling or when they ’ re in a hurry. They leave things on planes, on trains, on buses and in taxis. That ’ s why there are lost and found offices at airports and stations. The New York City Lost and Found Office is very big. Hundreds of people come here every day. They are looking for their phones, cameras, watches, computers and many other things. We usually have about two thousand mobile phones and one thousand cameras. At the moment, there are also some strange things at the New York City Lost and Found Office. There are about a hundred bikes and a large boat. There are also a lot of animals. This week, there are three dogs, two ducks and a pig! Whose are they? Are they yours? We don’ t know! Are you looking for fifteen kilos of sausages? They ’here too!
【英语】高考英语阅读理解专题训练答案 一、高中英语阅读理解 1．阅读理解 Google's new camera, called Clips, is a smart device. It comes with a case that has a clip (夹子), but it's not designed to be worn on your clothing. Most interestingly, it uses artificial intelligence to take photography out of your hands and captures moments entirely on its own! What sets this roughly 2-inch by 2-inch camera, with a three-hour battery life and Gorilla Glass for toughness apart is that it is specially intended for candid moments, like when a child does something cute that may happen too quickly for you to pull out your smartphone. The Clips device, it uses machine learning algorithms (计算程序) to help capture scenes. Those algorithms include face recognition. "Once it learns that there's a face you see frequently, it'll try to get nice photos of those faces," said Juston Payne, the device's product manager. And they also want it to recognize facial expressions, which involved "training it to know what happiness looks like". The Google team also trained it to recognize what not to shoot—like when a child's hand is over the lens, or if it is tossed in a dark purse. The only way to see the images is by connecting the camera with your phone, as it has no screen for viewing or editing. Concerned it could seem strange? Yes, Payne admitted, but he said they addressed that by making it obvious what it is. A green light on the front signals that it is on. Besides, unlike a camera meant to monitor your home, it is not connected to the Internet. "This product is only possible because of the way that silicon(硅) has advanced," Payne said that now they could squeeze the technology down into a device this size. Going forward, we're likely to get more assistance from the artificial intelligence packed into our apps and gadgets.（1）What is the most outstanding feature of Clips? A.It enables easy Internet access. B.It is equipped with tough glass. C.It can be worn on your clothing. D.It allows of hands-free photography. （2）What does the underlined word "candid" in Paragraph 2 mean? A.Awkward. B.Brief. C.Touching. D.Unforgettable. （3）What makes Clips a reality according to Juston Payne? A.The advance in technology. B.The popularity of the Internet. C.The screen for viewing and editing. D.The rise of the smartphone industry. （4）What does the text mainly talk about? A.New gadgets in the age of apps.
最新幽默段子大全 1、我理想的大学生活是可以早上八点起，上午半天课，下午泡图书馆，晚上可以踏实的在宿舍打打游戏，看看电影，看看书，然后十一点准时上床睡觉，睡前可以给谁打个电话说声晚安。。。。可事实证明。。理想和现实还是有差距的。像火星和地球的距离。。。。。 2、最容易读错的汉字：觊觎jìyú、龃龉jǔyǔ、囹圄língyǔ、魍魉wǎngliǎng、纨绔wánkù、鳜鱼guìyú、耄耋màodié、饕餮tāotiè、踟躇chíchú、倥偬kǒnɡzǒnɡ、倥侗念kōngdòng、彳亍chìchù、谄媚chǎnmèi、佝偻gōulóu。这些词，你曾经念错过么？ 3、有多少人嘴里喊着努力。。。其实只是躺在床上想想呢…~ 4、看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽！而且据观察，你肯定从小缺
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幽默笑话集锦 1、一天，牛给驴出了一个难题，问“蠢”字下面两只虫子哪只是公的，哪只是母的。驴绞尽脑汁，还是答不上来。牛骂道：真是头蠢驴，男左女右嘛！ 2. 毕业后七年，总算接了个大工程，造一根三十米烟囱，工期两个月，造价三十万，不过要垫资。总算在去年年底搞完了。今天人家去验收，被人骂得要死，还没有钱拿。妈的!图纸看反了，人家是要挖一口井！ 3.一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事？醉汉：不清楚,我也是刚到。 4. 医生问病人是怎么骨折的。病人说，我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋。TMD有个混蛋经过那里，以为我触电了，便抄起木棍给了我两棍子! 5. 某曰，龟爸、龟妈及龟儿子一家决定去郊游，他们带了一个山东大饼和两罐海底鸡，便出发到阳明山去了。苦爬十年，终于到了！他们席地而坐，卸下装备准备吃饭。结果，却发现没带开罐器！ 龟儿子：“……那我回去拿好了。」 龟爸：“乖儿子！快！爸妈等你回来一起开饭，快去快回！”
龟儿子：“一定要等我回来！不可食言喔！”于是龟儿子踏上归途……… 光阴似箭，岁月如梭，转眼间已过了20年，龟儿子却尚未出现。龟妈：“老伴……要先开饭不？我超饿说……”!!!龟爸：“不行！我们答应儿子的！嗯……再等他五年，不来就不管他了！”转眼就是五年，龟儿子仍未见踪迹。龟龟爸妈不管了！二老决定开动。拿出大饼正准备开吃……突然，龟儿子从树后探出头来……龟儿子：“靠！我就知道你们会偷吃！骗我回去拿开罐器？我等了二十五年，终于被我等到了吧！我最恨人家骗我了！ 6. 小鑫：爸爸，为什么我的名字里面三个金呢？爸爸：你命里缺金，所以取名叫鑫，就像有些人命里缺水，就取名叫淼，还有些人命里缺木就叫森。小鑫：爸爸，您说那郭晶晶姐姐命里缺什么呢？?? 7. 一对男女朋友坐在公园的长椅上谈恋爱，女突然想放屁。对男的说：我学部谷鸟叫，你听象不像。 男果然愿听。 于是，女在“布谷布谷”的鸟叫声的掩护下爽快地放了一个响屁。 女：象不像不谷鸟叫？
高考英语阅读理解专项训练及答案及解析 一、高中英语阅读理解 1．阅读理解 Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) is gaining global popularity. According to a government white paper, TCM has been introduced in 183 countries and regions around the world. Westerners' understanding of TCM, however, may be limited to acupuncture, cupping and massage(针灸，拔罐和按摩). For instance, the purple, injury-like marks left on U. S. swimmer Michael Phelps，back from cupping for the purpose of relaxing his muscles and reducing pain became the center of attention during the Rio Olympics in 2016. As a matter of fact, Chinese herbs play a more important role in getting rid of diseases and keeping the body in good condition in the TCM treatment system than physical treatment. It is therefore disheartening to know that while 103 World Health Organization member countries have given approval to the practice of acupuncture, not many recognize Chinese herbal medicine. TCM falls far behind Western medicine owing partly to the slow development of Chinese herbs. Herbs are made into pills, powder and soup, and the kind of herbs used, their quality and quantity, and the processing of the ingredients (原材料) jointly determine the effectiveness of the prescription. Compared with Western medicine, which has standardized drug production processes and treatment methods, TCM lacks standardization, with the chemical composition and functions of its medicines being unclear and their effects being unstable. Fortunately, standardization has improved in recent decades, with an increasing number of factories producing patented TCM drugs. Another factor that has prevented the development of TCM prescription drugs is the lack of creativity. While Western medicine-making companies come up with new products every year, TCM drug producers tend to make medicines according to prescriptions handed down from the past. Chinese chemist Tu Youyou's winning the 2015 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for her research into malaria (疟疾) treatment may drive creativity to some extent in China's TCM industry. However, the current state of affairs cannot be changed within a short time. （1）Why does the author mention the example of Michael Phelps? A. Because he was injured in his swimming. B. Because cupping is a kind of important TCM treatment. C. Because westerners know a little about TCM. D. Because westerners attach great importance to TCM. （2）Why don't some member countries of WHO recognize Chinese herbal medicine? A. Because Chinese herbs can get rid of diseases. B. Because they only approve the practice of acupuncture. C. Because Western medicine is more effective. D. Because medicine made out of Chinese herbs develops slowly. （3）Compared with Western medicine, what is the weak point of TCM in Paragraph 4? A. The methods of planting herbs. B. The effectiveness of prescription. C. Lacking in standardization. D. Its stable functions.
爆笑英语笑话加翻译大全 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《爆笑英语笑话加翻译大全》的内容，具体内容：笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是我带来的爆笑英语笑话加翻译，欢迎阅读!爆笑英语笑话加翻译篇一第一次开出租车... 笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或 捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是我带来的爆笑英语笑话加翻译，欢迎阅读! 爆笑英语笑话加翻译篇一 第一次开出租车 A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. The driver said, "Look mate, dont ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didnt realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. Ive been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years." 乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题. 司机大叫起来, 车也