幽默英语短句二十句
1，Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
不用和傻瓜吵架，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他的水平，
然后再用丰富的经验打败你。
2，Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你为什么好不了。
3，Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the
very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
海豚可聪明了，你晓得不？只需驯养几个星期，他们就能
让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
4，Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子定义：你先花2年教他们走路和说话，然后你再花16
年叫他们坐定和闭嘴。
5，It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候，“啊~~“的时候还没死，”啪！“那才是死
了。
6，Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
绝对不要和长得丑的争执，他们已经没什么可输的了‘
7, A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son,
I’m still paying.”
一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价？”
他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、、、我还在偿付呢。
8, If at first you don’t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.
如果一次不成功，别放弃，再试一次、、、、、除非你在跳
伞。
9， A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
你赶不上的巴士永远比你赶上的巴士跑得快两倍。
10， It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do
we worry, and what is there to worry about?
据说我们所担心的事90%都不会发生，而剩下的10%又完全
可以解决。所以，我们为什么要担心呢？又有什么值得担心
的呢？
11， I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear
try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon
they’ll forget my number.
我的“心灵电话”是为祥和、健康和博爱而设。每当怀疑、
焦虑和恐惧试图和我联系时，电话总是在占线，所以很快它
们就忘了我的号码
12, If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到
你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。
13， Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable .
真正的困难是可以克服的，想象出来的困难时难以征服的14， If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress
and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say
it.
如果你要问我长寿最关键的秘诀是什么，我会说一定要避免
忧虑、焦虑和紧张。如果你不问我，我也会这么说。
15， It is the trouble that never comes that causes the ioss of sleep.
让我们失眠的总是那些从不会发生的麻烦。
16， Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it. But don’t
worry. Worry never fixes anything.
每天担心一点点，一生便会失去很多年。如果有问题，尽快
去解决。但不要担心，担心不能解决问题。
17， Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!
不要担心路不平，去为精彩旅途而欢庆。
Definition of Love 诠释爱情
1)Love is a beautiful dream. 爱是一场美梦。
2)Love is sweet torment. 爱是一种甜蜜的痛苦。
3)Love is a great teacher. 爱是以为伟大的导师。
4)Love is the touchstone of virtue. 爱情是美德的试金石。
5)Love is the sweetest joy and the wildest woe. 爱情是最甜蜜的
幸福，最剧烈的悲痛。
6)Love is a fool who knows not what he is saying. 爱情是一个自
己不知所言的傻瓜。
7)Love is an appetite of generation by the mediation of beauty. 爱情是一种以美做媒介的繁衍欲望。
8)Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into
reality. 爱情是一种吧幻想世界变成现实的尝试。
9)Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by
imagination. 爱情是一幅大自然提供画布，想象力作笔的风景画。
10)Love is not two people gazing into each other’s eyes, but
rather two people looking outward in the same direction.爱不是你看我，我看你，而是两个人朝同一个方向往外看。
婚前“三思而后行”
1)Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of oins. 婚姻中三分是爱，七分是宽恕。
2)Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
afterwards.
婚前睁大眼睛，婚后睁一只眼闭一只眼。
3） It’s not beauty, but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
姑娘不是靠美貌，而是靠美德才能守住丈夫。
4） Love is an ideal things, but marriages a real thing ; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
爱情是理想的，而婚姻是现实的；如果将理想和现实混淆，则会受到惩罚。
5） We should measure affection, not like youngsters by the ardor of its passion, but by its strength and constancy.
我们应该以力量和持久来衡量爱情，不应像年轻人那样只注重狂热的激情。
6) There are six requisites in every happy marriage. The first is faith and the remaining five are confidence.
幸福的婚姻有六个条件，第一个是“忠贞”，其余五个是“信任”。
7）Tell me , dear, why can I pierce any target I well, but not my love’s heart?
告诉我，亲爱的，为什么我可以穿透任何我想要穿透的目标，却
不能穿透我爱人的心。
8） You gave me the key to your heart, my love ;Then why do you make me knock?
你给了我开启心扉的钥匙，我的至爱；那为什么还要我敲门呢？
9) I thank God for giving you to me as my wife. You are truly are truly a precious gift. From across the miles I think of you and long to hold you in my arms. You are my love and my life.
感谢上帝吧你许给我为妻。你是真正宝贵的礼物。千里之外我思
恋你，渴望拥你入怀。我的爱人，你就是我的生命。
乔布斯的情书
We didn’t know much about each other 20 years ago. We were guided by our intuition; you swept me off my feet. It was snowing when we got married at the Ahwahnee. Years passed, kids come, good times, hard times, but never bad times. Our love and respect has endured and grown. We’ve been through so mach together and here we are right back where we started 20 years joys, sufferings, secrets and wonders and we’ve still here together. My feet have never returned to the ground 。
20年前虽相知不多，但心有灵犀，你让我为之倾倒。当步入婚姻殿堂，啊布尼雪花飞舞，似为我们庆祝。转眼间，生儿添女，有苦
有乐，但无怨无悔。平日相敬如宾，我们的爱日久弥新。一切之后，重温20年前故地，虽满脸皱纹，心历沧桑，但你我都更为成熟睿智。如今已然明白了生活中的苦乐、真谛与奇妙，我们已然相濡以沫，
携手同行。我也一直漫步在爱的云端，不想坠落尘寰。
面试自我介绍
My name is Jessie. I am a graduate of Nanjing University. I majored in English Literature. As an English major, I had ample opportunity to practice and master spoken English. I love this language and hope to find a job in which I can put my English to good use.
Also, I’ve studied economics and business administration. I am confident and I feel I can contribute many ideas to your company.
I have experience from a previous internship with a foreign
company, where I gained valuable insight and work-related skills that would benefit you. I have firsthand knowledge about the inner workings of a trade company, and I think it would be a great asset to you and your staff.
I really would enjoy working with you here, and hope you consider me for the position.
我叫杰西，毕业于南京大学，主修英语文学。作为英语专业的学生，我们有很多机会去练习并掌握英语口语。我很喜欢这门语言，并希望可以找到一份能充分运用英语的工作。
同时，我也修过经济及企业管理的课程。我很有信心，我认为能为贵公司贡献很多想法，我以前在一家外企实习过，在那儿我获得了一些宝贵的经验和工作技巧，相信会对贵公司有所贡献。我对贸易公司的内部工作方式有直接的了解，我认为我将成为贵公司有用的人才。
我将非常乐意为贵公司工作，希望你能为我提供这个职位。
一、问候语 Hello,everyone大家好！ Good morning ,kids.小朋友早。 Nice to see you/glad to see you很高兴见到你。How are you today?你好吗？ I am fine ,thank you .谢谢，我很好。 二、组织活动 It’s time for class 上课时间到了 Speak in english 用英语说 Listen carefully 仔细听 What’s in your picture.图片上你看到了什么？Put up your hands/hands up举手 Look here ,please请看这儿 Think it over想一想 Open your books打开书 Close your books合上书Boys and girls,listen to me now孩子们，现在听我说。Let me tell you a story我来给你们讲个故事 Do as I do,kids孩子们，跟我做 Start with you 从你开始 Time is up 时间到了 Can you say that again?你确定吗？ Well done!很好！ You are clever!你真聪明！ Is it right?对吗？ You can do it well你能行 Excellent /great 非常棒 Do you understand?你明白吗？ Please follow me 请跟我做。 Please read after me 请跟我读。 Let’s sing it together 我们一起来唱。 Who wants to try?谁想来试一试？
英语演讲稿幽默3分钟 下面是小编为大家整理的英语演讲稿幽默3分钟，仅供大家进行参考。 范文【一】 Someone said we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite. I dont know who wrote these words, but Ive always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all. We are young. How to spend the youth? It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask what do you understand by the word youth? Youth is not a time of life, its a state of mind. Its not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. Its the matter
of the will. Its the freshness of the deep spring of life. A poet said To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. Id like to share it with all of you. Lets show our right palms. We can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well, lets make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves. We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can go better itself. Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened. From the past, weve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. Weve learnt that we cant choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. Failure doesnt mean you dont have it,
1 Dogs People often say that a dog is man's best friend. Over thousands of years, man has taught his dogs to do many kinds of work besides guarding the home. For example, sheepdogs are famous for their ability to control a flock of hundreds of sheep. Dogs have been used to aid disabled people for centuries. A guide dog can lead its blind owner. Nowadays, dogs can be taught to turn on light switches, open refrigerator doors and dial the telephone for their disabled owners. For the majority of people, however, dogs are simply pets and friends for both young and old members of the family. guard 看守，看护sheepdog 牧羊犬flock 群aid 帮助 disabled 残疾人century 世纪guide dog 导盲犬dial 拨majority 大多数 狗 人们总是说狗是人类最好的朋友。几千年来，除了看家外，人类还教会了狗去做许多其他的事，例如，牧羊犬就因其可以控制数百只羊的羊群而出名。 狗用来帮助残疾人已有好几个世纪了。导盲犬可以为盲主人引路。现在，人们还教狗为残疾主人打开电灯、开冰箱和拨电话。然而，对于大多数人来说，狗只是家里老人和孩子们的宠物和朋友。 2 Detective Work A bank robber stole a lot of money. He was caught and sent to prison, but the money was never found. When he came out of prison, they watched him to see what he would do. Here is the detective, reporting to the inspector. Yes, sir, I found Johnny . I followed him all around the town, but frankly, I couldn't make anything out of what he bought. Here's the list. shirt , heavy crowbar, box of chocolates , shovel, heavy hammer, bunch of flowers .The inspector said, Good. That helps me a lot. Do you remember how we watched him helping his neighbour, old Mrs. Judson to cover her backyard with cement? detective 侦探的侦探robber 强盗，盗贼prison 监狱 inspector 检察官frankly 坦白地，真诚地crowbar 铁撬，撬棒 shovel 铲，铁铲hammer 铁锤，锤子backyard 后院cement 水泥 侦探工作 一个盗贼从银行偷了很多钱。他被抓住送到监狱，但是钱没找到。 当他从监狱出来时，他被监视，看他会做什么。这不，侦探正向检察官报告：“是
幼儿英语常用短语 幼儿英语中有一些常用的短语可以优先让孩子们学习。下面是给大家整理的幼儿英语常用短语的相关知识，供大家参阅! 幼儿英语常用短语11. It’s time for morning exercises. 早操时间到了。 2. Let’s go out / outside. 让我们到室外去。 3. Let’s go downstairs. 让我们到楼下去。 4. Let’s play on the ground. 让我们去操场上玩。 5. Line up. 排队。 6. Two line. 2条队。 7. At ease! / Attention. / Eyes front. / Hands down. 稍息/ 立正/ 向前看/ 手放下 8. Let’s go. 让我们走。 9. Stop. 停。 10. Count off 报数。 11. Hurry up. 快点。 12. Be careful. 小心。 13. One by one. 一个接着一个。 14. Be slowly，take easy. 慢点，别着急。 15. Don’t move. 别动。
16. Let’s have a race. 让我们来个比赛。 17. Hand in hand. 手拉手。 18. Make a circle. 围一个圈。 19. Jump on one foot. 单脚跳。 20. Fall in. / Fall out. 集合。/ 解散。 幼儿英语常用短语21. Use soap to wash your hands. 用香皂洗手。 2. Dry your hands with your towel. 用毛巾把手擦干。 3. Please go to the toilet / bathroom, boys go first. 男孩先去洗手间。 4. Turn the tap off, when you have down. 洗完手后，把水龙头关了。 5. Show me your hands, are they clean / dirty? 让我看看你的手干净了吗? / 脏吗? 6. Are you thirsty? / Are you hungry? 你渴吗?/ 你饿吗? 7. Please take your cup. 请拿你的杯子。 8. Have some water. 喝点水。 9. It’s time for lunch. 午饭时间到了。 10. Don’t spill your foods on the table. 别把你的食物洒在桌子上。 11. Please finish it. 把它吃完。
幽默又有意义的英语演讲稿篇一：幽默的英语演讲稿 英语演讲幽默开场白 作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法 入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他 演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头 微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好
象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸 体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了， 但眼睛有些疲劳。 i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。 我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that. 幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我.我先
幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There…s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 4)Love the neighbor. But don…t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. " 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。 13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。 15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 17)When two…s company, three…s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 1.国外有个节目采访lord of ring（指环王）里面那个小哈比人时，他讲了个冷笑话： Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name？（一只鹿，没有眼睛，应该叫什么？） A: I don?t know ,what is it？（我不知道，该叫什么？）
(一)打招呼，问好。 1. Good morning? Good morning! 早上好？早上好！ 2. Good afternoon? Good afternoon! 下午好？下午好！ 3. How old are you? I am (four). 你几岁了？我（四）岁。 4. What is your name? My name is (lanlan) 你叫什麽名字？我叫（兰兰）。 5. See you tomorrow? See you tomorrow. 明天见？明天见。 6. Are you OK? Yes, I am OK. 你还好吗？我挺好的。 7. Hi, how are you? I am fine, thank you. 嘿，你好吗？我很好，谢谢。 8. Excuse me! 打扰一下！ 9. Bye-bye mum / daddy. 再见妈妈 / 爸爸。 10. Good-bye 再见。 11. Excuse me, what is your name? 打扰一下，你叫什麽名字？ 12. See you next week. 下周见 （二）表扬，感谢。 1. You are beautiful! 你真漂亮！ 2. You are clever! 你真聪明！ 3. You are good! 你真棒！ 4. Great! / Good! / OK! 好。 5. Very nice! 非常好！ 6. Happy New Year! 新年快乐！ 7. Happy birthday! 生日快乐！ 8. Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐！ 9. Thank you very much! 非常感谢你！ 10. Wonderful! 太棒了！ 11. I am the winner! 我是胜利者！ 12. I am the first! 我是第一名! 13. You are beautiful! 你真漂亮！ 14. You are welcome! 欢迎你！ 15. How beautiful! 多美呀！ 16. How funny! 多有趣呀！17. Wow! It's so nice! 哇！它太好了。 18. It's a nice day! 这是一个很好的一天！ 19. Oh, my god / goodness! 哦，我的上帝！ 20. Wow! It's so nice / lovely! 哇！它太棒了 / 太可爱了！ 21. Nice girl / boy. 好女孩 / 男孩。 22. You are so sweet. 你是非常可爱的。 23. You look very smart. 你看起来非常聪明。 24. I wish you a Merry Christmas！ 我祝你圣诞快乐！ 25. I wish you a Happy New Year！ 我祝你新年快乐！ 26. Miss Li, you are very beautiful！ 李老师你真漂亮！ 27. I love you！我爱你！ （三）道歉。 1. I am sorry. 对不起。 2. Never mind. 没关系
有趣的三分钟英语演讲5篇 有趣的三分钟英语演讲篇一 now please allow me to introduce myself to you .my name is wangjia and imajored in traffic engineering .baoji is my hometown it is verybeautiful. and the people are very friendly. as we all knowen thingking is easy acting is difficult and to putone＇s thoughts into actions is the most difficult thing in the world. so if we want to learn english well ，we must practice reading englisheveryday ，acturally practicing repeatly is the best way to succeed.whenyou speak ，don＇t care how poorly or how well you speak just care aboutcatching the chance to speak ，enjoy losing face or just forget your facebecause the more you speak the better your english will become，neverafraid ofmaking mistakes because the more mistakes you make the more progress you will make.as a man living in the world ，we must try our best to makeeach day our masterpiece and don＇t let our parents down ，don＇t ever letour country down ，most importantly don＇t let ourself down. yesterday is a memory tommorrow is a dream so live for todayjust do it right now.i believe if you can dream it you can
经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求： 1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2 3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________ 第一篇 My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark. 故事大意： _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________第二篇 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was
幼儿园常用英语小短句 I. Reception入园接待 1. Hi! / Hello! 你好! 2. Good morning. 早上好。 3. Hello, nice to meet you. / Nice to see you. 你好，见到你真高兴。 4. How are you? I am fine, thank you. 你好吗?我很好，谢谢。 5. Please say bye-bye to your mummy / daddy. 请和妈妈/爸爸说再见。 6. Come in, please. 请进。 7. Come on. / come here, please. 请过来。 8. Take off your coat. 脱掉外套。 9. Please put on your morning check- card. 请把晨检牌带好。 II. Group Activity集体活动 1. Are you ready? 准备好了吗? 2. Let’s start. 让我们开始。 3. Who can tell me? / Who can answer me? 谁能告诉我?谁能回答? 4. Look at me. 看着我。 5. Look at the blackboard. 看黑板。 6. Be quite. / Keep quite. 保持安静。
7. Sit well. / Sit nicely. 坐好。 8. Put up your hand. / Put down your hand. 把手举起来/ 把手放下。 9. Stop talking. 别说话。 10. Is that clear? / Do you understand? 清楚了么?你明白吗? 11. Read with me. 和我一起读。 12. Return to your seat. 回座位。 13. Stand up. / Sit down. 起立/ 坐下。 14. Listen carefully. 仔细听。 15. Listen to me. / Listen to the music. 听我说/ 听音乐。 16. Say it in English. 用英语说。 17. Do you know? 你知道吗? 18. Let’s play a game. 让我们来做游戏。 19. Let’s write / draw something. 让我们来写点什麽/ 画点什麽。 20. Let’s dancing / singing. 让我们来跳舞唱歌。 21. Let’s listen to a story. 让我们听个故事。 22. Let’s listen to the tape. 让我们听磁带。 23. Let’s watch TV / a play. 让我们看电视/ 看表演。 24. Let’s say it together. 让我们一起说。
【翻译趣闻】 “地道中文”的搞笑英语翻译 1. 有他这颗扫帚星，什么事情都办不成。 [误] With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished. [正] With a jinx like him, nothing can be accomplished. 注：“扫帚星”是中国人对“慧星”(comet)的俗称，因其后面拖着一条像扫帚一样的长尾巴而得名。在中国古代，“扫帚星”被认为是灾难的预兆，并被用来比喻不吉利的人或事；祸根：(person or thing that is thought to bring)bad luck(to sb/sth)；curse。英语的comet 虽然没有这层含义，但却有一个对应的说法，即jinx。 例：There's a jinx on/Someone's put a jinx on this car: it's always giving me trouble. (这辆汽车上有什么妨人的东西，总给我找麻烦。) 2.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。 [误] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage. [正] Tastes differ。 注：Tastes differ/vary是句英语谚语，除此以外，原句还可翻译成No dish suits all tastes 或You can never make everyone happy 等。此外，我们还可以这样说：One man's meat is another man's poison. 总之，应采取意译。 3.他一向嘴硬，从不认错。 [误] He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault. [正] He never says uncle. 注：say (cry) uncle: to give up or in; to surrender; to admit defeat. Mainly used by boys, as when fighting. 这句话主要是男孩们打架时的用语，当一方想制服另一方时，就用命令的口气说：“Say uncle!” 这时，有的孩子为了表示不服输，就是不说。后来，say uncle 就成了“服输”的代名词，而not say uncle 就相当于“嘴硬”了。 4.老师很喜欢这个嘴甜的小姑娘。 [误] The teacher likes this sweet-mouthed little girl very much. [正] The teacher likes this honey-lipped little girl very much. 注：中国人喜欢说“嘴甜”，但honey-lipped更符合英美人的语言习惯。 5.同学们都很讨厌他，因为他经常拍老师的马屁。 [误] The students all dislike him because he often pats the teacher's ass. [正] The students all dislike him because he often licks the teacher's boots. 注：以前在欧洲，臣民见到国王与王后往往要亲吻他们的靴子。后来，人们将lick the boots 引申为“为了某种目的而讨好某人”，它与汉语的“拍马屁”含义一样。在美国英语中，“拍马屁”还有另一种说法，即polish the apple，源于以前的学生用擦亮的苹果来讨好老师。
每天读一遍，坚持27天，你的英语水平犹如美国人。 What are you trying to say?（你到底想说什么？） Don't be silly.（别胡闹了。） How strong are your glasses?（你近视多少度？） Just because.（没有别的原因。） It isn't the way I hoped it would be.（这不是我所盼望的。） You will never guess.（你永远猜不到。） No one could do anything about it.（众人对此束手无措。） I saw something deeply disturbing.（深感事情不妙。） Money is a good servant but a bad master.（要做金钱的主人，莫做金钱的奴隶。） I am not available.（我正忙着） Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.(脑中的知识比手中的金钱更重要） Never say die.it's a piece of cake.别泄气，那只是小菜一碟。 Don't worry.you'll get use to it soon.别担心，很快你就会习惯的。 I konw how you feel.我明白你的感受。 You win some.you lose some.胜败乃兵家常事。 Don't bury your head in the sand.不要逃避现实。 I didn't expect you to such a good job.我没想到你干得这么好。 You are coming alone well.你做得挺顺利。 She is well-build.她的身材真棒。 You look neat and fresh.你看起来很清纯。 You have a beautiful personality.你的气质很好。 You flatter me immensely.你过奖啦。 You should be slow to judge others.你不应该随意评论别人。 I hope you will excuse me if i make any mistake.如有任何错误，请你原谅 It was most careless ofme.我太粗心了。 It was quite by accident.真是始料不及。 I wish i had all the time i'd ever wasted,so i could waste it all over again.我希望所有被我浪费的时间重新回来，让我再浪费一遍。 I like you the way you were.我喜欢你以前的样子。 You two go ahead to the movie without me,i don't want to be a third wheel.你们两个自己去看电影吧，我不想当电灯泡。 Do you have anyone in mind?你有心上人吗？ How long have you known her？你认识她多久了？ It was love at frist sight.一见钟情 I'd bettle hit the books.我要复习功课啦。 a piece of one's mind .直言不讳 He gave me a piece of mind,"Don't shift responsibility onto others."他责备道：“不要把责任推卸到别人身上。” a cat and dog life水火不容的生活 The husband and his wife are always quarrelling,and they are leading a cat and dog life.这对夫妇老是吵架，相互之间水火不容。
篇一：幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. i dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系... later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered...... 上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子... i gave her a hardness
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. 英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。 然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。