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Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, 'T m going to go to the
mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to
the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his
head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mount a ins. But
the wind pulled his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window loo.
The other people in the carriage laughed・ “Is your bag going to bring your
beautiful hat back?” they asked・
"No,” Mr. Jones answered, "but theres no name and no address in my hat,
and there" s a name and address on the bag・ Someone' s going to find
both of them near each other, and he' s going to send me the bag and the
hat. ”
2
An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a
car near the door・ A man got out of it and went into the bank・ She
looked into the car・ The keys were in the lock・ The old lady took the
keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of his
pocket and said to the clerk, “Give
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cheap・ Here, s his address・ ” He wrote something on a piece of paper
and gave it to Harry・
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said to the shoemaker angrily, “You' re a silly man!
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smaller than the other!n
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Mr. Jones had a few days， holiday, so he said, 'T m going to go
to the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a
small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a
beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during
the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat
off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the 页脚.
window too.
The other people in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to
bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.
"No, " Mr. Jones answered, "but there's no name and no address in
my hat, and theres a name and address on the bag. Someone s going
to find both of them near each other, and he' s going to send me
the bag and the hat. ”
