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Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, 'T m going to go to the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mount a ins. But the wind pulled his hat off.
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"No,” Mr. Jones answered, "but theres no name and no address in my hat, and there" s a name and address on the bag? Someone' s going to find both of them near each other, and he' s going to send me the bag and the hat. ”
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Mr. Jones had a few days， holiday, so he said, 'T m going to go to the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the
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The other people in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.
"No, " Mr. Jones answered, "but there's no name and no address in my hat, and theres a name and address on the bag. Someone s going to find both of them near each other, and he' s going to send me the bag and the hat. ”
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英语幽默小故事
1、New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!" 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” hillbilly n. 乡下人，乡巴佬. pudgy adj.矮胖的，矮而粗的 drawl vt, vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说 2、Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
The lion and the mouse 狮子与报恩的老鼠 When a lion was asleep狮子睡着了, a little mouse began running up and down beside him. This soon wakened the lion. He was very angry, and caught the mouse in his paws.有只老鼠在他的周围爬上爬下，很快吵醒了狮子，狮子很生气，一把抓住了老鼠 "Forgive me, please." cried the little mouse. “饶了我吧，”老鼠请求说"I may be able to help you someday." “也许有一天我能帮上你的忙呢。” The lion was tickled at these words.He thought, "How could this little mouse help me?" 狮子觉得很好笑，他想：“这只小老鼠怎么能帮上我的忙？”However he lifted up his paws and let him go.但他还是抬起爪子放他走了。 A few days later, the lion was caught in a trap. 不久，狮子被陷阱困住了。The hunters wanted to take him alive to the king猎人们想将活狮子献给国王, so they tied him to a tree, and went away to look for a wagon.就把他捆在一棵大树上，然后去找马车。 Just then the little mouse passed by这时，老鼠路过这里, and saw the sad lion看到了绝望中的狮子.He went up to him, and soon gnawed away the ropes. 他走过去，很快啃断了绳索，说："Was I not right?" asked the little mouse. “我虽小，可是我也能帮上你的忙。”
一个感人的英语小故事 A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man. “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?” the man said “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” angrily. “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?” pleaded the little boy. “If you must know, I make $20 an hour.” “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, “Daddy, may please borrow $10?” The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard every day for such childish behavior.” The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and h started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask suc questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the l ittle boy’s room and opened the door. “Are you asleep, son?” He asked.
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译) 线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
英语小故事8个简短英语小 故事 1、The Tｈｉrｓty Pigｅon 口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppresseｄ by ｅxｃessive ｔhirst，saw a gobｌet of waｔｅｒ paiｎted ｏn a ｓｉgnｂoaｒd. Noｔsｕpposing iｔｔo be onｌy a ｐｉcturｅ, she fｌew tｏｗaｒds ｉt wｉth ａｌoud ｗhｉr ａnｄ unｗitｔingly daｓｈed against the signｂoａrｄ,jａrrinｇｈerselｆterribl ｙ．Ｈaving ｂrokｅn hｅr winｇｓ bｙ tｈe bloｗ，ｓhe fｅｌl ｔo tｈｅ grounｄ， aｎd ｗaｓcaug ｈt by oｎe of thｅ bystａnｄerｓ。...文档交流仅供参考... Ｚeaｌ shoｕld not outｒun discretion． 有只鸽子口渴得很难受,看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的.他立刻呼呼地猛飞过去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。...文档交流仅供参考... 这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动,草率从事,就会身遭不幸。 2、Tｈｅ Raven aｎd tｈe Swan
乌鸦和天鹅 A ＲAVＥＮｓａｗ a Swan ａｎd deｓired tｏｓecuｒe ｆoｒ hｉmselｆｔhe sａme beauｔiful pｌumage. Ｓｕppoｓiｎg ｔhａｔthe Swaｎ's splenｄｉd white color ａrｏｓe ｆrom his ｗas ｈiｎg ｉｎｔhｅ water ｉｎｗhicｈｈe sｗam， the Raven lｅfｔ the aｌtａrs ｉn tｈｅnｅiｇhｂoｒhood ｗhere ｈe pｉckｅd ｕｐ hｉs liv ｉｎg, anｄ tｏoｋ up residence iｎｔhｅ lａｋe ｓ anｄ pｏolｓ. Buｔ cleａnsｉnｇ his ｆeathers ａs ｏfteｎ as he woulｄ，he could not chａｎｇe tｈeir ｃolor， whｉｌｅ thrｏｕｇｈ want oｆfood hｅpｅrisheｄ. ...文档交流仅供参考... Chａnge of habｉt ｃannｏt ａｌｔer Nａtuｒe. 乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。...文档交流仅供参考... 这故事是说,人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。 3、The Ｇoat and the Ｇｏatherｄ山羊与牧羊人
1、The Thirsty Pigeon 口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders. Zeal should not outrun discretion. 有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在 地上，被人轻易地捉住了。 这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。 2、The Raven and the Swan 乌鸦和天鹅 A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But
关于英语幽默小故事欣赏 中间战术Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“处”。 很高兴认识你Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
英语短文故事十篇带翻译 英语短文故事 短文一: The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.” 短文二： During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of approximately $1million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil. 短文三： Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people’s houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too. One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby’s arrival.“This house won’t be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr.Taylor. Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about?”“We were
1 I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.” 我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。 一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？” “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.” 2 Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Ten？” Mother asks. Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”“10块。”吉姆说。
“10块？”妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？” 3 Where is the egg? Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the “egg"? Student: In the cake, sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 4 Count Tomorrow Morning It’s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?” John says, “I’m counting stars.” Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?” 明天早上数
A New Bike 英文： A New Bike I got a new bike. It is fast. I like it. Ho! Ho! I got a new car. It is faster than your bike. Your bike is too slow. Ha! Ha! I got a new motorcycle. It is faster than your car. Your car is too slow. Hee! Hee! Hee! I got a new airplane. It is faster than your motorcycle. Your motorcycle is too slow. I got a new rocket. It is faster than your airplane. Your airplane is too slow. My rocket is the fastest. The airplane is slower than the rocket. The motorcycle is slower than the airplane. The car is slower than the motorcycle.
And, my bike is slower than the car. My bike is the slowest. But, I don't care! I got a new yellow bike. And, I like it. 译文： 一辆新自行车 我有一辆新自行车。 它是快的。 我喜欢它。 嗬！嗬！我有一辆新汽车。 它比你的自行车快。 你的自行车太慢了。 哈！哈！我有一辆新摩托车。 它比你的汽车快。 你的汽车太慢了。 呵！呵！我有一架新飞机。 它比你的摩托车快。 你的摩托车太慢了。 我有一支火箭， 它比你的飞机快多了。 你的飞机太慢了。
10篇英文小故事
阅读下面的短文，然后按要求写一篇150词左右的英语短文。 There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, “You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wounds will still be there.” 写作内容： 1. 以“Anger management”为题约30个词概括上文的主要内容。 2. 谈谈你的想法（120词），内容包括： （1）分析愤怒情绪可能产生的后果（至少两点）；
经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求： 1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2 3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________ 第一篇 My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark. 故事大意： _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________第二篇 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was
1/22 非常适合儿童的英语简单的小故事大全( 共16篇) 目录 英语故事：A French Traveler 英语故事：The Dog and His Shadow 英语故事：疯狂的万圣节 英语故事 少儿英语故事：金色的羊毛 英语故事《聪明的兔子》 英语故事：《乌鸦与狐狸》 英语故事：《狼来了》---伊索寓言 少儿英语故事—小金鱼 少儿英语故事：点金术 英语故事：四只老鼠 少儿英语故事:牙齿仙女 英语故事：小马过河 少儿英语故事：The Moon and The Well 英语故事：生金蛋的鹅 英语故事：井底之蛙 2/22 英语故事：A French Traveler 这位法国人说的英语实在不敢恭维;但他能利用极之有限的几个单词，解脱了 困境，其急智与机巧令人叹服。 A Frenchman was once traveling in England . He could speak English quite well but not perfectly. For one thing, his vocabulary was not large.
One day, he was having a meal in a small country hotel and wanted to order some eggs. But he couldn't remember the word for eggs. Suddenly, through the window, he saw a rooster walking in the yard. He immediately asked the waiter what the bird was called in English. The waiter told him that it was called a rooster. The Frenchman then asked what the rooster's wife was called. The waiter told him that she was called a hen. The Frenchman then asked what the hen's children were called. The waiter told him that they were chickens. The Frenchman then asked what the chickens were called before they were born. The waiter told him they were called eggs. "Fine!" said the Frenchman. "Please bring me two eggs and a cup of coffee. l.perfectly 熟练地 2. vocabulary 个人所使用的词汇量 (集合名词，单数概念.) 3. rooster 公鸡(美国英语，同cock.) 4bird 此处泛指禽类。 3/22 英语故事：The Dog and His Shadow 少儿英语故事： It happened that a dog had some meat that he wanted to eat at home. On his way home he met a river. As he looked down, he saw his shadow in the water. 一只狗叼着肉打算回家去吃。在回家的路上他遇到一条河。他朝 河里望去，看见水中自己的影子。 "Just look!"said he to himself. "That dog down there has some meat, too. If I could get it away from him, I would really eat well tonight!" “看呐！”他自言自语道。“下面那条狗也衔着肉呢。如果我把 他的抢走，今晚上一定可以美餐一顿了！” With this thought, he made a snap at the other dog's meat. And as he did, his own meat fell into the water. So then he had nothing at all. 这么想着，他就冲那只影子狗咬去，这时候他自己的肉掉进了水
1、T h e T h i r s t y P i g e o n 口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders. Zeal should not outrun discretion. 有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。 这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。
2、The Raven and the Swan 乌鸦和天鹅 A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished. Change of habit cannot alter Nature. 乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。 这故事是说，人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。
英语童话故事 英语童话故事（一）： AnoldcockandafoxItisevening。Anoldcockissittinginatree。Afoxestothetreeandlooksupatthecock。"Hello，mrcock，Ihavegoodnewsforyou，"saysthefox。"oh"saysthecock，"whatgoodnewsforme?""Alltheanimalsarefriendsnow。"saysthefox。"Fine!"saysthecock。"I'mverygladtoknowthat。"Thenhelooksup、 "Look!Adogiaingthisway。""what?Adog?"saysthefox。"well。。。。well，Imustgonow。Goodbye，mrcock!""wait，mrFox，Don'tyoulikedogs?"Don'tyoulikeplayingwiththedog?Dogsareourfriendsnow。""But，。。。buttheymaynotknowthenewsyet。"Thenherunsaway。"Isee，Isee，"saysthecock。Hesmilesandgoestosleep 翻译：一只老公鸡和一只狐狸是夜。一只老公鸡呆在树上。一只狐狸走向大树要拜访公鸡。"你好，公鸡先生，我有一个关于你的好消息。"狐狸说。"噢，"公鸡说，"是什么关于我的好消息?""所有动物此刻都是朋友了。"狐狸说。"好，"公鸡说，"我听到那十分高兴!"然后他看到了。 "看，一只狗正在往这边来。""什么?一只狗?"狐狸问。"好的好的，此刻我该走了，再见，公鸡先生!""等等，狐狸先生，你难道不喜欢狗吗?难道你不喜欢和狗玩么?狗此刻是我们的朋友。""但是，但是它们此刻可能还不明白。"然后他跑走了。"我明白了，我明白了，"公鸡说。他微笑着然后去睡觉了。 英语童话故事（二）： Longagoinasmall，farawayvillage，therewasaplaceknownastheHouseof1000mirrors。Asmall，happylittledoglearnedofthisplaceanddecidedtovisit。whenhearrived，hehouncedhappilyupthestairstothedoorwayofthehouse。Helookedthroughthedoorwaywithhisearsliftedhighandhistailwaggingasfastasitcould。Tohisgreatsurprise，hefoundhimselfstaringat1000otherhappylittledogswiththeirtailswaggingjustasfastashis。Hesmiledagreatsmile，andwasansweredwith1000greatsmilesjustaswarmandfirendly。AshelefttheHouse，hethoughttohimself，"Thisisawonderfulplace。Iwillebackandvisititoften。" Inthissamevillage，anotherlittledog，whowasnotquiteashappyasthefirstone，decidedtovisitthehouse。Heslowlyclimbedthestairsandhunghisheadlowashelookedintothedoor。whenhesawthe1000unfriendlylookingdogsstaringbackathim，hegrowledatthemandwashorrifiedtosee1000littledogsgrowlingbackathim。Asheleft，hethoughttohimself，"Thatisahorribleplace，andIwillnevergobackthereagain。" Allthefacesintheworldaremirrors。whatkindofreflectionsdoyouseeinthefacesofthepeopleyoumeet? 很久以前的一个很远的小村庄里，有一个以"千镜屋"而著名的地方。一个乐观的小狗听说了这个地方并决定去参观。当来到这个地方，他蹦蹦跳欢恰快的上了台阶，来到房门口，他高高竖起耳朵，欢快地摇着尾巴，从门口往里张望，他惊奇地看到有1000只欢乐的小狗像他一样快的摇尾巴。他灿烂地微笑着，回报他的是1000张热情，友好的灿烂笑脸。离开时他心想："这是一个精彩的地主，我必须要经常来参观。" 在这个村里还有另一只想参观"千镜屋"的小狗，他不及第一只小狗乐观，他慢吞吞地爬上台阶，然后耷拉着脑袋往屋子里看。一看到有1000只小狗不友好地盯着他，他便开始冲他们狂吠，镜中的1000只小狗也冲着他狂吠，把他给吓坏了，他在离开时心想："这是一个