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《老友记》口语笔记第1季 11集

《老友记》口语笔记第1季 11集
《老友记》口语笔记第1季 11集

《老友记》口语笔记第1季:11集

1.Bona sera = Good evening

2.Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

chan说:“我所有的朋友里,你知道我和我妈之间那些烂事最多。”go through,经历,crap=sh*t

3.trick question,phoe找借口说可能刚才那个问题有歧异,所以才问第二遍

4.see you around下回见

5.nice save,赛场上救了个好球救叫nice save,NICE SAVE用来圆场的时候都可以

用的,还有例如某人说话,说到半道发现再说就要出错或出丑了,于是及时改了下半句,听出端倪的人就会说:“nice save!”我想chan大概是赞他妈这个吻不错。NICE SAVE用来圆场的时候都可以用的。

6.shoot,crap都是文雅的sh*t

有时也用于要求对方快点说. 比如:

tom: can you ask you a question, peter?

peter: shoot.

7.a dive的意思是 A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel

8.Who's doing shots shot 就是小半杯酒,一饮而尽,港剧里常见,主人公心情不好就

在酒吧,把某种shot往吧台上一震,然后喝进去

9.chicas是girls,而chicos是boys。西班牙语的阴阳性经常就只是在词尾的a/o

10.Etch-a-Sketch

11.oh, teams played sports。monica运动神经发达,却不怎么热衷体育比赛,她说不出重点,就说了这么一句“球队都比赛了”

Friends剧本第一季第一集

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...? Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and

老友记第一季中英文对照

老友记第一季第一集 中央咖啡馆 这没什么好说的 There's nothing to tell! 他不过是我的同事 He's just some guy I work with! 少来了你们都在约会了 C'mon, you're going out with the guy! 这个男人一定有什么问题 There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 等等他吃粉笔吗 Wait, does he eat chalk? 我只是不想你 Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 what I went through with Carl 拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 只不过是两个人出去吃个饭 It's just two people going out to dinner 而且不会上床 and not having sex. 听起来像是和我约会 Sounds like a date to me. 于是我回到了高中学校 Alright, so I'm back in high school, 我站在食堂中间 I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸 and I realize I am totally naked. 噢做过那种梦 Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 然后我低下头看见那里有一部 Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone 大哥大 there. -那话儿变成了-没错 - Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过-没有 - Never had that dream. - No. 突然那电话响起来了 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈打来的 And it turns out it's my mother, 这非常非常奇怪 which is very-very weird because- 因为她从来不打电话给我 she never calls me! 嗨 Hi. 这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧亲爱的 Are you okay, sweetie? 我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙 I just feel like someone reached down my throat 抓住我的小肠 grabbed my small intestine, 从我嘴里扯出来 pulled it out of my mouth 然后缠在我脖子上 and tied it around my neck... 饼干 Cookie? 卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了 Carol moved her stuff out today -我帮你泡杯咖啡-谢了 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 不不要别再净化我的灵气了 No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! 求你了别碰我的灵气好吗 No, just leave my aura alone, okay? 我会没事的好吧 I'll be fine, alright? 真的各位我希望她能幸福Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. -不你不会-没错我不会的 - No you don't. - No I don't, 去她的她甩掉了我 to hell with her, she left me!

老友记第一季

第一集 There’s nothing to tell! 这没什么好说的 He’s just some guy I work with!他不过是我的同事 C’mon,you’re going out with the guy!少来了,你们都在约会了 There’s gotta be something wrong with him!这个男人一定有什么问题 All right, Joey. Be nice. 打住,乔伊嘴下留德 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 他是驼背吗?戴着假发的驼背 Wait, does he eat chalk? 等等,他吃粉笔吗? Just,cause, I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会 It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex 只不过是两个人出去吃个饭,而且不会上床 Sounds like a date to me. 听起来像是和我约会 Alright, so I’m back in high school, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria andI realize I am totally naked于是我回到了高中学校,我站在食堂中间,然后发现自己全身赤裸。 Oh,yeah. Had that dream. 噢做过那种梦。 Then I look down, and I realize there’s a phone there然后我低下头看见那里有一部大哥大。-instead of ..? – that’s tight. -那话儿变成了-没错 -never had that dream. – No 这种梦倒从未做过没有 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 突然那电话想起来了 What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 我不知道该怎么办大家都看着我 They weren’t looking at you before?之前就没有看着你吗? Finally, I figure I’d better answer it,and it turns out it’s my mother which is very-very weird because she never calls me !最后我觉得应该接这个电话,结果是我妈打来的,这是非常奇怪,因为她从来不打电话给我 Hi.嗨 This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀。 Are you okay, sweetie?你还好吧亲爱的 I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck…我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙抓我的小肠,从我嘴里扯出来,然后缠在我脖子上 Cookie 饼干 Carol moved her stuff out today 卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了 Let me get you some coffee. Thanks. 我帮你泡杯咖啡,谢了 No, no don’t! stop cleaning my aura! 不不要别在净化我的灵气了 No, just leave my aura alone,okay? 求你了别在碰我的灵气,好吗? I’ll be fine, alright? 我会没事的,好吧? Really, everyone. I hope she’ll be very happy.真的各位我希望她能幸福 No you don’t. no I don’t, to hell with her, she left me !不你不会没错我不会的去她的他甩掉了我 And you never knew she was a lesbian…你又不知道她是女同性恋 No!! okay? 不知道,行了吧 Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 为何大家都绕着这个话题打转

老友记第一季第四集剧本

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.] Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.) All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: ..Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OM nipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.] Monica: How does she do that? Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! (i)

老友记第一季 16中英文字幕

第十六集 Unbelievable! It's been half an hour. 真是令人难以置信,已过了半个小时 If this was a cartoon, you'd look like a ham now. 如果这是卡通你应该看起来像火腿一样 -There's the waitress. Hello,miss! -It's Phoebe! -女侍在那儿,抱歉,小姐…等等-是菲比! -Okay,will that be all? -Wait. What are you doing here? -好的,这些就是全部啦? -等等,你来这儿干什么? I was over there. Then you said, "Hello,miss." So I'm here. 我本来在那儿,然后你叫“嗨,小姐.”所以我就过来了 No,how come you're working here? 不,你怎么会在这儿工作? Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are cute. 因为这儿离我的住处很近而且围裙也很漂亮 -Can we start over? -Okay,I'm gonna be over here. -可以重来吗? -好的,我到那边去 The One With Two Parts - Part l 六人行第1季第16集第17集双胞胎两部曲 I don't know whether he's testing me... 我不知道它是不是在考验我 ... but my monkey is out of control! 我的猴子已失去控制 He keeps erasing the messages on my machine. 它不断清除我答录机上的留言 Supposedly by accident. 应该是个意外 Oh,yeah,I've done that. 哦,是的,我做过这种事 And then he got to the newspaper before I did... 它连续三天在我看报纸前 ...and peed all over the crossword! 在猜字游戏上尿尿 I've never done that. 这我没做过 Last night,I don't know what he did but there were capers everywhere! 昨晚,我不知道他做了什么他到处蹦来蹦去! -She looks exactly like her sister. -I'm saying I see a difference. -她看起来和她姐姐完全一样-我看到不同之处 They're twins. 她们是双胞胎 I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot! 我不管,菲比是菲比,乌苏拉很火辣 You know how we talk about things? 你知道我们怎么说这种事情? -Let's not do that anymore. -All right. -别再谈论那事了-好吧 -Pheebs,guess who we saw today? -Oh,fun! Okay. -菲比,猜我们今天遇见谁? -哦,好玩的事情!好的 -Liam Neeson. -No. -连恩尼逊-不是 -Morley Safer. -No. -茉莉.塞弗-不是 -The lady who cuts my hair! -This could be a very long game. -剪我头发的女人! -这会是一个很长的游戏 -Your sister,Ursula. -Oh,really? -你姐姐,乌苏拉-哦,真的? -She works at that place.... -Riff's. I know. -她在那儿工作…-瑞菲餐厅,我知道 You do? She said you guys haven't talked in years. 你知道?因为她说你们已多年不说话 So,is she fat? 对,她胖吗? Not from where I was standing. 从我的角度看不会 Where were you standing? 你从什么角度? Pheebs,so you guys just don't get along? 菲比,你们合不来? It's mostly just dumb sister stuff. 这只是姐妹之间的事 Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one. 大家都认为她漂亮 She was the first to walk even though I did it later that same day. 她先学会走路虽然我是在当天稍后学会的 But to my parents,by then it was, "Yeah,what else is new?" 对我爸妈而言那,就已经不新鲜了I'm sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class. 菲比,抱歉,我得走了我得去参加心理助产班And I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym? 我得去参加地球科学班健身房见了 -ls this just gonna be you and Carol? -Susan will be there too. -就你和卡萝两人去? -不,苏珊也要去 We've got dads,we've got lesbians. The whole parenting team. 那有爸爸,女同志…全部的父母都会到 -lsn't that gonna be weird? -lt might have been at first... -这样不是会很奇怪? -不会的,一开始或许会 ... but now I'm comfortable with it. 现在我已坦然面对 -Ross,that's my jacket. -I know. -罗斯,那是我的外套-我知道

老友记六人行第一季-第一集英文台词

第一季第一集 [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump A hump and a hairpiece Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk (They all stare, bemused.)困惑的; 茫然的; 不知所措的 Phoebe: Just, because I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler:Alright, back in high school, I am standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realized I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of... Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: They were looking at you before! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! Weird: 怪诞的; 神秘而可怕的; 超然的; 古怪的; 离奇的 [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Mortified: 1.使受辱,伤害(人的感情) 2.克制,抑制(肉体、情感等) Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Pluck: 采; 摘; 拔; 弹, 拔(乐器的弦)

老友记第一季第三集剧本

The One With the Thumb [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!' All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right? Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'. Rachel: Since when? Joey: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'. Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'. Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'. Rachel: And everybody knows this? Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.(众所周知) Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm. Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm. Monica: Uh, Ross.

老友记第一季第七集剧本

The One With the Blackout [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.] Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much. [Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.] Chandler: Oh, great. This is just... (Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)

老友记第一季 第二集笔记

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