演员：甄嬛——Clover、
安陵容——Casey
华妃——Popo
宫女、太监——Jamal
皇上——Juliana
The biography of Zhenhuan
第一幕
宫女：启禀小主，安小主想要见您。
ZhenHuan: Yes, ask her to come in, please..
甄嬛：请进来吧。
Anling: Your Majesty .
安陵容：陵容参见姐姐。（拜）
ZhenHuan: Please be up. (扶).
甄嬛：妹妹快请起。（扶）
(The Two bow to each other)
两个人拜两拜。
ZhenHuan: Please have a seat. Just a day without seeing you, why are your voice become so harsh?
甄嬛：坐。一日不见妹妹，这嗓子怎么变了这个声音呀。
Anling: You don’t know, recently I suffer from throat illness again, and the emperor also has not come to see me for a long time
安陵容：姐姐有所不知，近日妹妹的喉疾又犯了，就连皇上也几日没有来看过我了。
ZhenHuan: Throat illness? Didn’t you just have a piles operation last month? How quickly the disease recurred. HuanBi, go to the royal hospital and take some Madingrong for her soon.
甄嬛：喉疾？你不是上个月才做的痔疮手术吗？怎么这么快又复发了？浣碧，一
会儿到太医院找温大人开点马丁荣来，送与小主。
HuanBi: My young master, we have it at hand.(拿灭火器)
浣碧：小主，咱们这儿就有。（拿灭火器）
Anling: You are so lucky that you can get everything you want. While I am so humble and always looked down upon. And…keep this Madingrong for yourself. You see, I have been much better, now I can even sing !
安陵容：姐姐真是好福气，宫里要什么有什么，不似陵容，身份低微的，人也总被人瞧不起。不过这马丁荣软膏就留给姐姐自己用吧，你看，妹妹的嗓子已经好了，还能唱歌呢。
ZhenHuan: Oh? Would you sing for me?
甄嬛：那你唱与本宫听听。
江南可采莲…
江南可采莲。
ZhenHuan: The song is too vulgar, but your voice as mildly crisp as oriole, and you are the super dancing queen in the entire palace! Come on, have some tea for your throat.
甄嬛：太俗了，不过妹妹的嗓子却如黄鹂般婉转清脆，连论舞技都是后宫里的super dancing queen呢！快，来喝口茶润润嗓子吧。
Anling: Hey, what is it? It is not your Snow top with Tracy.
陵容：咦，这是什么茶，不似姐姐平日里喝的雪顶含翠。
ZhenHuan: Try it first and see whether you like it or not.
.甄嬛：你先尝尝再说，看喜欢不喜欢。
Anling:（喝一口，吐）The tea is good, but it smells like the bird droppings.安陵容：（喝一口，吐）茶是不错，不过陵容喝着总是有一股鸟屎味。
ZhenHuan: I know you are good at making spices. It seems that you always eat the bird roppings. You a fool. This is western tribute tea, called snow cap of coffee, and I’m the only person to have the tea beside the emperor.
甄嬛：本宫平日知道妹妹善于制香，今日妹妹这么一说，看来妹妹平时没少吃过鸟屎。这是今年西洋进贡的茶，叫雪顶咖啡，皇上独独御赐给了我呢。Anling: How dare I compare with you ? Keep this snow cap of coffee for yourself. You see, Huafei is coming, and I don't want to have anything to do with her. So, allow me to leave now..
安陵容：陵容哪敢跟姐姐相提并论，这雪顶咖啡还是留给姐姐一人享用吧，姐姐你看，华妃娘娘来了，我平日素不愿与她来往，陵容先行告退。
第二幕
Eunuch: HuaFei is coming!
太监：华妃娘娘驾到。
ZhenHuan: Your Majesty! Long live the empress!
甄嬛：给华妃娘娘请安，娘娘万福金安。
HuaFei: Don’t stand up until someone applaud for you..(after 20 seconds) OK, you can be up now!
华妃：没有人给你鼓掌，你就不能起来。起来吧。
ZhenHuan: Thank you.
甄嬛：谢娘娘。
（华妃放杯子）
放杯子。
HuaFei: It seems that your handicraft is better than before. Is this for the emperor?
华妃“几日不见妹妹，妹妹的手艺又好了。这是绣给皇上的？
ZhenHuan: You always miss nothing! I will give the emperor this handkerchief to express my love for him.
甄嬛：什么都瞒不住姐姐，这个帕子正是送与皇上的来表达我对他的爱。HuaFei: Love? The emperor love you? Oh , come on! I’m the only woman the emperor loves ! I’d like to tell you what is the emperor’s love.
华妃：爱？皇上爱你吗？皇上爱的是本宫，本宫倒想让你看看什么叫皇上的爱。ZhenHuan: Ah, your headwear is really beautiful!
甄嬛：呀，姐姐的头饰可真漂亮呀。
HuaFei: If you like it and I will take it off and give it to you. Oh, but you are still only a concubine of the emperor, so you can’t wear this Mickey new style.
华妃：喜欢我的头饰那我摘下来给你，哎呦我忘了，妹妹还是嫔位，不能带我们妃位的米奇新款。
ZhenHuan: You are kidding!（？？不太确定妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀）How dare I compare with you? Because of your good figure and beauty, so the emperor dressed you with the lamp.
甄嬛：姐姐说笑了，妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀？凭姐姐这身材，这相貌，皇上才给姐姐装灯的。
HuaFei: No matter how I dressed , it is not for myself. I am the woman who manage the six palace, so I can’t dress shabby like some one.
华妃：装不装灯的我也不是为了自己，咱毕竟要协理六宫，不能像某些人穿得那么寒酸。
（甄嬛暗中换杯子）
换杯子。
HuaFei: But then again, I also dress it for myself. Look, there are so many beautiful girls who are the emperor’s new beloveds si tting under the stage.
华妃：可这话说回来，我又何尝不是为了自己。你看台下坐着的，。ZhenHuan: So many new beloveds. The emperor is really great.
甄嬛：今年这么多新宠，皇上可真厉害。
HuaFei: Yep, we both know how the emperor is. Write down the names of the beautiful girls who are under the stage , and I will train them .Now have my HuanYixiang .on.
华妃：是呀，皇上身体怎么样，咱俩都知道。去，把台下漂亮女生的名字都记下来，本宫要好好调教一下，顺便把本宫的欢宜香点上。
Maidservant: Yes ,sir.
宫女：是。
ZhenHuan:You are so lucky to be the only person to get Huan Yixiang given by the Emperor.
甄嬛：呦，这欢宜香可是皇上御赐给姐姐的呢。姐姐是真真的好福气呢。
Hua Fei: It is because of this perfume that others think me too luxurious. And
they all know you are a thrifty housewife, nothing is wasted in your house, even your servants are also energy-saving and emission-reduction.
华妃：就是因为用这个香，多少人说我奢侈，可后宫的人都知道妹妹才是勤俭持家的好女人，妹妹不仅用东西节俭，就连身边的佣人长得也节能减排。ZhenHuan: Thanks for your praise. Huan Bi is my personal maidservant. She can do almost everything. During the day, she is a guard and she is a maid at night. So It is true there is nothing in this world that Huanbi can not do.(转头向浣碧)I command you to take this handkerchief to the emperor and tell him that I miss him.
甄嬛：姐姐过奖了，浣碧是我的贴身陪嫁，日夜兼用型，白天是侍卫，晚上是宫女，正所谓浣碧会武术，谁也挡不住。去把这帕子交予皇上，告诉他本宫想他了。
Maidservant: Your Majesty, this is the list of the beautiful girls under the stage.
宫女：娘娘，这是台下漂亮女生的名单。
HuaFei: Beautiful girls…hey, the ir names are good, I will reward them all.
华妃：漂亮女生，（名字）哎呦，名字都不错呢，本宫统统都有赏。Maidservant: What does Empress reward them?
宫女：敢问娘娘赏什么呢？
HuaFei: Yizhanghong！
华妃：一杖红。
Maidservant: Yes！（指太监）Here！(太监上台，参见娘娘)Give each of them Yizhanghong！
宫女：是，来人，（太监上台，参见娘娘）一杖红
Eunuch: Yes sir！
太监：嗻
ZhenHuan: You are really generous！
甄嬛：姐姐是真大方呀。
HuaFei: Yeah，would you have one, too？
华妃：一杖红说给就给，要不给你也来一套？
ZhenHuan: No, I ‘m afraid I don’t have this fortune.
甄嬛：不用了，嫔妾怕是无福消受呀。
HuanBi: To inform my young master, the Emperor wants you to serve him tonight. Please go back and get prepared
浣碧：启禀娘娘，皇上今天翻的是您的绿头牌，快回去准备侍寝吧。ZhenHuan: I got it. I am so sorry that I have to take a bath. And if You don’t
want the crow’s-feet emerging behind your ear, just go back earlier and sleep. Excuse me, I gotta go!
甄嬛：知道了，下去吧。姐姐真是对不住了，嫔妾要去沐浴更衣了，你也早点回去休息吧，看你的鱼尾纹都已经长到耳朵丫子上去了。告辞。
第三幕
Maidservant: This zhenhuan always wants to be your equals by relying on the emperor’s Love . She is too ignorant!
宫女：这个菀嫔仗着皇上的宠幸就想和娘娘平起平坐，真是不知好歹。HuaFei: I have no way that the emperor is so partial to her. You know，The emperor bought her a new iphone-5 just because of her sweet words. When I asked for iphone-5 , I got five bags of apple instead.（提五袋苹果）I am really so so upset.
华妃：皇上宠她我有什么办法，这不是iphone又出新品了嘛，她说了两句皇上就给她买了个苹果五代，我也跟皇上要苹果五代，结果皇上给了我五袋苹果。Maidservant: OH! My lady! It is fortunate for you to get Red Fuji! I heard that others even can not have it at all.
宫女：哎呀娘娘，红富士就不错了，听说别的宫里连都用不上。
HuaFei: Though I envy her very much, But one thing that makes me happy is that she drank the tea includong the croton. Ha !ha!ha! Let her enjoy it!
华妃：皇上宠她我当然不高兴，不过有一件事挺值得高兴的，他毕竟还是喝下了那杯有巴豆的茶，让她爽去吧。
ZhenHuan: Yo, I almost forgot to tell you that I replaced your cup with mine. And the c roton is in yours…
甄嬛：呦，忘了告诉姐姐，你那个杯子让我换掉了，你喝的才是有巴豆的。HuaFei: I know you are so careful, therefore I put the cup including croton in my side in advance. So you will have a diarrhea.
华妃：就知道妹妹谨慎，所以我把杯子事先有毒的放到我这边，拉稀的还是你。
ZhenHuan: You, diarrhea.
甄嬛：你拉稀。
HuaFei: You,
华妃：你拉稀。
ZhenHuan: It’s You.
甄嬛：你拉稀。
HuaFei: You.
华妃：你拉稀。
ZhenHuan: You, and your whole family ，diarrhea.!
甄嬛：你拉稀，你全家都拉稀。
HuaFei: Songzhi, tell her which cup including the croton?
华妃：松芝告诉他，到底哪杯有巴豆？
Maidservant: If you want to know that, I will tell you the truth. I put the croton into the both cups. And you both of you will have a diarrhea!
宫女：既然两位这么想知道，那我就告诉你们吧，这两杯呀，我都下了药。HuaFei: So, you are the spy of the Queen , isn’t it?
华妃：你是皇后派来的卧底是不是？
Maidservant: Ha ha ha, you’ve got it.
宫女：哈哈哈，你猜对了。
ZhenHuan: Why? Why do you work so hard for the Old Abnormal Queen? 甄嬛：什么，你既然为乌拉那拉宜修那个老变态卖命。
Maidservant: Wow, both of you better save your strength to go to the toilet, and I will go for a reward from the Queen. See you soon!
宫女：呦，两位还是省省力气留着茅房里使吧，我要到皇后娘娘那儿领赏了，后会有期。
第四幕
Eunuch: The emperor is coming.
太监：皇上驾到。
Anling: Your Majesty, Please take care of yourself to avoid catching a cold. 安陵容：皇上天寒地冻，仔细伤了龙体。
Emperor: It doesn’t matter.
皇上：没事。
Anling: Recently I make a new spice, I think you will like it.
安陵容：臣妾近日新调了一种香料，相信皇上您会喜欢的。
Emperor: Forget it. Go to the palace and fetch a sweater for me .
皇上：不必。你去回宫先拿一件毛衣，然后再来见朕。
Anling: Your Majesty......
安陵容：皇上……
Emperor: Hurry!I am so tired to cope with this kind of women. Huan Huan.皇上：快去。后宫三千不可少，应付起来真烦恼。嬛嬛。
Zhen Huan: Silang~
甄嬛：四郎。
Emperor: What's wrong with you?
皇上：嬛嬛你怎么了？
ZhenHuan: Silang, do you have any toilet paper?
甄嬛：四郎，你有手纸吗？
Emperor: No.
皇上：这个真没有。
ZhenHuan:Silang, I am afraid I can’t serve you tonight, because Huanfei put the croton in my cup.
甄嬛：四郎，华妃那个毒妇在臣妾的杯子里下了巴豆，恐怕今晚臣妾不能服侍您了。
Emperor: Oh, my poor dearling! Huanfei, you are a cruel women! Kneel down right now!
皇上：我的小心肝，华妃，你这个恶毒的女人，给我跪下。
HuaFei: Your Majesty, how can you blame me? It’s the Queen who poisoned us , and I can’t hold it! Do you have any toilet paper, or… draft paper?(跪下，抱脚 )
华妃：皇上，你怎么能怪罪臣妾呢，都是皇后派人下的毒，而且臣妾这也hold 不住了。皇上有没有手纸，没有手纸草纸也行呀。
Emperor: None at all! Do you think I will believe you? I know everything your brother does in collusion with others. Believe it or not I can disthrone your concubines’ position and put you into the Limbo right now.
皇上：什么纸都没有。你觉得你说的话朕会信吗？别以为你和你哥哥后宫官场两相勾结的事朕也不知道，信不信朕现在就废了你的妃位把你打入冷宫。HuaFei: Your Majesty, please don't do it! I gotta to have a dragon baby for you.
华妃：皇上，我还得为你孕育龙种呢。
ZhenHuan: Don’t even think about it! Do you know why the emperor gives you Huanyixiang? Because it was put into a lot of musk, and it will makes you
infertile. So, now you just like a barren field that grows nothing. You are wasting the emperor’s energy.(踢华妃一脚)
甄嬛：就凭你想都别想，你知道皇上为什么给你欢宜香吗？里面放了大量的麝香，大家都知道芳香所散之处必有滑胎堕胎不孕不育之功效，现在的你就是一块盐碱地，种啥啥不长。你都浪费了皇上的雨露了。（踢华妃一脚）
HuaFei:Either let me live, or let me die! And even if I die, I will die elegantly. (开灯、喝水、自杀)
华妃：皇上不让我生就是让我死，就算我死也要华丽地死去。（开灯，喝水，自杀）
ZhenHuan: HuaFei, you sacrifice your life to prove the words that only a
ruthless woman can raise. (转向皇上)SiLang, where do we go to enjoy ourselves tonight?
甄嬛：华妃，你牺牲用你的生命为台下的姐妹应证了一句话女人心不狠，一定站不稳。皇上今晚我们上哪儿玩？
Emperor: Oh? I heard that Huaqiao University has many beautiful girls recently. Look, they are in the audience. Let’s go and have a look!
皇上：今天晚上？听说华大新进了不少的秀女，你看看，不都在台下看着呢吗？走，跟朕瞧瞧去。
ZhenHuan:They are already rewarded Yizhanghong. So now their color is really brilliant.
甄嬛：都被华妃赏了一杖红了，那颜色才叫一个鲜艳。
Emperor: Oh, forget it!(做呕吐状) This is disgusting. Let we go back to the palace!
皇上：那还是算了吧，太惨了，那你送朕回宫吧！
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
情景剧剧本：College Life 08会计1班第三小组全体成员 人物：Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie Character descriptions: (G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Ti da. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His gir lfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wan ts to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s fe elings. (A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good fr iend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accide nt changes their l ives…..
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。 （旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。。。。。。 （在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。） C：唉，又死了。这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！ D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。。。 C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好 B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。 C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话） B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了 A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。 D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。 C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。 B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后 A：说说吧 C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。 B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。 A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。 D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。 A：古人曾说过少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强，我们的梦，中国的梦，中国梦，从我们的梦开始；当我们的梦实现之时，中国母亲的梦也就会实现，这时，我们民族可以无晦涩地立在人类面前，我们的祖国母亲也会最美的装饰起来，与世界各位母亲平等的携手了! D：是啊，不仅如此，我们身上还有父母们梦想的影子，我们还有很多的责任。 （旁白）最终，我们明白了，不是现在的大学配不上你，而是现在浑浑噩噩的你配不上你曾经的梦想。其实我们的梦想从未离我们远去，只要让自己静下心来，让自己的梦想与祖国的梦想联系起来，我的梦，中国梦，我们已经在追梦的路 上了。
The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
The Taxi Driver 自动087 ———Miracle
角色： 孙兆琪-Narration（旁白） 张咏华-Robber 王洪万-Girl 贾长鑫-Police 于亮-Driver（Tommy）① 高越- Driver（Tommy）② 王阳-Ghost student Narration：This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day and lose his life. First, he carries a girl who wants to harass him. Second, he carries a robber and the robber shot and killed，then his Ghost meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. 第一幕：于亮-Driver（Tommy）①王洪万-Girl Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? G irl: I’m going to the South Mountain, please. Tommy: Ok, South Mountain , no problem. Um? I remember t here’s only a North Mountain. A re you sure you’re going to South Mountain? G irl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. G irl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
Scene ⅰ: 地点（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！ J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？ Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫 Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好
R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。R：Impossible !这不可能！ K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。 Scene ⅱ: (at kevin’s home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门 K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay of f your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上，立刻，马上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
演员：甄嬛——Clover、 安陵容——Casey 华妃——Popo 宫女、太监——Jamal 皇上——Juliana The biography of Zhenhuan 第一幕 宫女：启禀小主，安小主想要见您。 ZhenHuan: Yes, ask her to come in, please.. 甄嬛：请进来吧。 Anling: Your Majesty . 安陵容：陵容参见姐姐。（拜） ZhenHuan: Please be up. (扶). 甄嬛：妹妹快请起。（扶） (The Two bow to each other) 两个人拜两拜。 ZhenHuan: Please have a seat. Just a day without seeing you, why are your voice become so harsh? 甄嬛：坐。一日不见妹妹，这嗓子怎么变了这个声音呀。 Anling: You don’t know, recently I suffer from throat illness again, and the emperor also has not come to see me for a long time 安陵容：姐姐有所不知，近日妹妹的喉疾又犯了，就连皇上也几日没有来看过我了。 ZhenHuan: Throat illness? Didn’t you just have a piles operation last month? How quickly the disease recurred. HuanBi, go to the royal hospital and take some Madingrong for her soon. 甄嬛：喉疾？你不是上个月才做的痔疮手术吗？怎么这么快又复发了？浣碧，一
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
True meaning of college life 旁白一：What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college。（多镜头切换，从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走） 生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。 （开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling. 我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。时光流逝，我对于大学生活越来越困惑。这个问题困扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。 Scene 1 第一人： 旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind? 同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的? A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute. What’more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new. A：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。应该充分利用每一分钟。其次，对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。我们要多出去见识一下世面，多闯荡闯荡。 B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affair s. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,i t is useful. I’ve been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening. 翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。在我看来，我们应该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！ 第三人： 旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I’m very busy. Don’t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don’t you think so? C：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！ 第四人： D: Stupid Cunt! College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in