五人英语话剧剧本

高一英语剧剧本My Crusoe（我的漂流记）A：We’re classmates of Class Three , Grade One. B：Studying is boring. Life is difficult. I’m tired.I want to have apart-time job. I don’tlike to study at school.C：Oh My God! I thick you’d better study at school.D：I thiuk so. Only when you have a high diploma can you fiud a good job.E：Without knowledge , We can’t find a good job bnt tiring and hard jobB ：I don’t mind, I can do any job nomatter haw hard it isA：why? We relly can’t do any hard workB：Believe me. I can succeedD（独白）：He don’t accept classmates advice. He finds a job as a worker , waiteir andso on. He is hungry and tiring everyday. As the time goes on , he becomesthin. At last , he can’t stand the work .He chooses to come back .What’s more he pians to get moneyfrom family . Heaving this news , hisfriends come to persuade him .A：Do you have some trouble ? It’s really hard , isn’t it ?B：Oh！Oh my god . I want to die .C：Let’s come to school now .E：Let’s study hard together since now .B：But , I can’t study well .D：We can help you . We look forward to you . B：Let’s me have a try !A：Bye-bye ! See you tomorrow . Believe us , we can succeed .。

Ken: Hey, Jess. You have changed your hairstyle肯:嘿,杰斯。

你改变了你的发型Jessica: Yup, I think it’s the easiest way to change my image. It’s bored of me having the same image, so I cut my hair yesterday. Is it nice 杰西卡:是的,我认为这是最简单的方法改变我的形象。

一直有着一个同样的发型是件无聊的事情，所以昨天把我的头发剪了，它很漂亮。

Ken: Hmm, I’m not sure. I don’t know how to describe.肯:嗯,我不确定。

我不知道如何描述。

Stephen: Yes, agreed. I think it seems a bit weird to see your new look.斯蒂芬:是的,我同意。

我认为这似乎你的新形象有一点奇怪。

Lee: Is it Wow, I just noticed your hairstyle. Quite nice, Jess.李:哇,我刚注意到你的发型。

相当不错,杰斯。

Jessica: Thanks, Lee. Tell me more, Ken and Stephen. Why you say I’m looking weird Is it too short Is it too bulky？杰西卡:谢谢,李。

肯和斯蒂芬告诉我。

你们为什么说我发型看起来太奇怪是它太短太笨重了吗？Ken: Maybe you should ask Jenny about her opinion. Guys might not as delicate as gals.肯:也许你应该问珍妮她的意见。

这样看起来可能不像一个精致的女孩。

Stephen: It seems I have met the “Jess in primary school”. Have you travelled back to your past斯蒂芬:我好像遇到了“小学时的杰斯”。

Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。

英语话剧剧本Good Morning, Timby Jean Yen顏逸君5-6人英语话剧剧本.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。

CastTim Cao: FatherAnn Huang: MotherIris Cai: KidCandy Cai: CallerMike Dong: NeighborRoly Ye: Grandfather ——————————————————————————–SCENE IHusband and WifeScene: Tim’s room. Time: midnight.Narrator: Tim and Ann are husband and wife. One night after work, Tim goes home. Tim: I’m home, Ann.Ann: Welcome home, Tim. Look at my new shoes! Today I…Tim: Sorry, sweet heart…I’m so tired and I have a very important appointment at 8:00, tomorrow morning. I must go to bed now. Maybe we can talk tomorrow evening.Ann: Oh…That’ OK. What time do you want me to wake you up?Tim: Mm…Abou t 6:00.Ann: OK.(A moment later)Ann: Honey…Do you think I’ve gained some weight recently? I look awful…Tim: Unnn…Ann: Perhaps…It’s time for me to go on a diet. Should I stop eating dinner? Or…Should I do exercise? Dance… Swim… Jog? What do you think about, honey? ……Honey?Tim: Ouun…What?Ann: (Very angry) Oh! Why are you so mean to me? I know…I know… you don’t love me any more.Tim: Wait. What happened?Ann: (A little crazy) Oh! no! I can’t stand you. You don’t love me anymore!I want to get out of here with my little green bag and will never come back! Good-bye! (Ann leaves the house.)Tim: Wait…Wait! Oh my! Who can tell me what went wrong?SCENE IIHusband and SonScene: T im’s room Time : around 1:00 A.M.(After Ann leaves, a child enters Tim’s room and takes her homework to her Tim.) Iris: Dad, can you teach me ? I can’t do my homework and it’s so tough. Tim: Oh, my baby! I ‘m so tired now. Can we talk about it tomorrow? Iris: Tomorrow! No! No! I have to hand it in tomorrow.Tim: OK! OK! Let me see. One plus two is…… (nods)Iris: Dad?Tim: Oh! It’s…..eleven.Iris: Eleven. OK! Eleven. (writes it down) And next.Tim: Two plus three is……(nods again)Iris: Dad! Are you OK?Tim: Baby, I’m really tired. Tomorrow, if the teacher asks you where your homework is, can you tell her teacher your homework’s been torn by a dog? Iris: Good idea! OK, Dad, Good night!Tim: Good night, baby!Iris: Oh, Dad! Can you give me some pocket money? After school, I want to eat ice cream, soda, donuts, dumplings, cookies and ……Tim: OK! OK! Here’s your money!Iris: Thank you, Dad!Tim: Good night!Iris: Oh, Dad!Tim: What else? (A little bit impatient)Iris: Can you buy me Barbie dolls?Tim: OK! OK! I’ll buy you some!Iris: Thank you, Dad! Oh, Dad!Tim: What’s the matter now?Iris: Nothing! I just wanted to say “Good night!”Tim: Good night!SCENE IIIHusband and an Unknown CallerScene: Tim’s room Time: around 2:00AMCandy: Can I speak to John, please.Tim: John? Who is he?Candy: He’s my boyfriend. I’d like to speak with him, please.Tim: Sorry! I think you have the wrong number.Candy: Wrong number? No! It’s impossible! I’ve called this number many times. Don’t lie to me.Tim: It’s true. I’m very serious, and I’m very tired, Goodbye! Candy: Wait! I’m John’s girlfriend. Would you let me talk with him? Just a minute.Tim: But John does not live here, OK? And I don’t know where he lives. Bye!（Tim ends the talk）（The phone rings again and Tim answers it）Candy: Hello! May I speak with John, please?Tim: I’ll say this again, John does not live here.（a little angry）Candy: I don’t believe it. Is your number 0911-515005?Tim: Yes, it’s my phone number, but it’s not John’ phone number, OK? Candy: Why don’t you let me talk with John? Why?Tim: I don’t want to explain to you. Good-bye!（Tim ends the talking again）（The phone rings again and Tim answers it.）Candy: I really want to talk with John!Tim: But I want to sleep, OK（Very loudly and Tim turns off the cell phone.）SCENE IVHusband and His NeighborScene: Tim’s room Time:around 3:00AMMike: Open the door. Open the door quickly. If you don’t open it, I’ll break in.Tim: Who is it? Don’t make any noise so loudly at midnight.（ goes to open the door）Mike:   Well, this is good wine .（goes to the huaband’s bed and lies on it）Tim: Don’t lie on my bed!（angry）Mike: Your bed? Nonsense. This is my bed. Who are you?Tim: I think you must have come to the wrong house. This is my house, my room, and my bed.Mike: But, this is my house!Tim: No. Your house is next to mine. Get out of here.Mike: Don’t be angry. Now I’m in a bad shape. Please let me stay here. Tim: If you don’t leave, I’ll call the police.Mike: Don’t do it. Let me talk about what’s bothering me.Tim: Okay, what happened to you?Mike: I made a mistake in my wor k, so I was fired. And my wife thinks I’m an irresponsible man. She wants to divorce me. (Crying)Tim: OK, are you finished? Please get out!SCENE VHusband and His FatherScene: Tim’s room Time: around 4 o’clock（Tim’s Dad walks into Tim’s room）Roly: Your neighbor, Mr.Wang, didn’t come to borrow things from you, did he?Tim: No, he didn’t!Roly: But why was it so noisy an hour ago?Tim: A stranger broke into our house.Roly: Hm, hm.(Waits for 3 seconds)Roly: But why was it so noisy? Mr.Wang didn’t borrow something from you? He always borrows something and never returns. Remember, don’t lend him anything. Tim: Please, my dear Dad, Mr.Wang did not borrow anything from me, and the loud noise you heard was from a drunkard , who came to the wrong place. Roly: I see.Tim: Dad, I have an important appointment in the morning, so I must get up at six . Please let me get some sleep.Roly: OK! OK! Good night, my dear son.(Waits for 5 seconds)Roly: What were you saying? Did you say Mr.Wang will go abroad in the morning?Tim: No! It’s me, who has an important appointment in the morning. Please let me get some sleep, Dad.Roly: OK! OK! Go to bed quickly.(Waits for 5 seconds)Roly: Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massageTim: All right, but you must go to bed after this.Roly: OK. You know, I think I my days are numbered. My life will end soon. Tim: No, Da d. I think you can still live a long time. Don’t think too much. OK, go to bed.(Roly stands us, and goes out of the room. 10 seconds later he comes back again.) Roly: Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massage.Tim: Dad! I’ve al ready given you a massage.Roly: Really? I didn’t remember that. No matter what, I feel pain in here, so you must give me a massage.Tim: OK! OK! But you must go to bed soon after this, or I’ll miss the appointment, do you understand, Dad?Roly: What kind of appointment do you have?Tim: I have a business appointment. If I miss it, I’ll be fired. And your son will not have any job, and our family won’t have food to eat.Roly: OK! OK! I go to bed. Good night. God bless you.Tim: Good night, Dad.SCENE VIHusband and His WifeScene: Tim’s room Time:Around 6:00AMAnn: (Comes back home) I’m sorry .I shouldn’t have been angry. I know you have an appointment at 8:00 a.m. But…but…should I go on a diet? Do I have to exercise to keep in shape. Do you think… dancing will work?Tim: (On Tim’s bed) Tell me, what are you doing now? I have an important meeting in a few hours and have to get up soon, but you and the rest of the family have been bothering me all night long. Listen again. If you keep on making noises, I’ll go crazy!Ann: You didn’t pay any attention to me! You don’t care about me at all! You must be in love with someone else.Tim: I didn’t mean that… I… I….（The alarm clock rings）Ann: Oh! It’s 6:00 now. It’s time to get up! Good morning!Tim: Oh, no!。

Summary: Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. TSummary:Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of brea his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill...TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.)Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.)TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson tal ...! (Listens a second.) NOI... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it?TEDDY: You betl doLAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.)TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY: (Crosses R to Miss Collins.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.) NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)COLLINS: Yes, sir!LAWSON: (Crosses L.) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins nods.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." (Turning to Teddy.)Are you on?TEDDY: Yes. (He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)LAWSON: (Crossing R to door, ta coat and hat from hall-tree.) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (Looks at watch.) Now remember... not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson exits and slams door.) (Teddy stands for a second smiling. Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and pic it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO.. POSITIVELY NO! (Hangs up. Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.) That's two... put them down.COLLINS: (Writing.) Yes, sir.(Phone rings. Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.) You better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.TEDDY: Hello? (Repeating what is said to him.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind spea for him? NO! What?... NO!COLLINS: (Rising and pleading.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?TEDDY: (To Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (Into phone.) No, no, no! (Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.) I wasn't tal to you... I was tal to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (Hangs up. Laughing heartily at his results so far.) COLLINS: (Fearfully.) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? (Crosses to desk L.) How many are there?COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.TEDDY: (Ta C and dancing a step.) Thirteen, eh?COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! (Teddy crosses to desk R.) Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (Phone rings. But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please. (Now to Teddy in a whisper.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?TEDDY: No!COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: Tell him NO! (Emphatically. Crosses R.)COLLINS: (Into phone.) No! (Hangs up.)TEDDY: (Enjoying it all immensely.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (Teddy crosses to desk L.) (At this point T. J. Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (Comes C as Teddy circlesbelow him to R.)TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins keeps mar every "no.")MORGAN: (Turning to Miss Collins L.) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)TEDDY: No! (Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional "no" on the record.) MORGAN: (Turning back to Teddy R.) Oh, then it was you?TEDDY: (Gulping.) No!MORGAN: (Confused.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?TEDDY: No!MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"TEDDY: (Imitating his dragged out "No.") "NO-O-O!"MORGAN: (Waving his hand in disgust.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?.. NO! (Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?TEDDY: Why.. .er. . NO! MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Miss Collins tries to speak. Morgan turns to herTEDDY: Why.. .er. . NO!MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Miss Collins tries to speak. Morgan turns to her quickly.) Were you going to say something?TEDDY: No.. She - she wasn't!MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?TEDDY: (Staggering a bit.) N-n-no.COLLINS: Mr. Lawson, don't you think you'd beffer explain?TEDDY: No! Keepwriting (Crosses L to desk.)COLLINS: (Pleading.) But, sir.. you.. you...TEDDY: (Emphatically pounding desk on each "no.") I said NO. And when I say NO...I mean NO four more.. .put them down! (Turns back to Morgan, smiling.)MORGAN: Oh, I see, you're Lawson's son. He had you talk to me because he was afraid to face me himself. Well, there's only one reason for a man passing up a chance to make a hundred thousand dollars. He isn't a rich man at all, is he?TEDDY: Rich?.. .N'n'no!MORGAN: OH! He isn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan he's fooling with fire. I'll show him.. I'll show him...(These last lines carry him off R.) (Teddy watches him as he goes and turns upstage, laughing convulsively. Leans on filing cabinet, back to audience.)COLLINS: (Rising and coming to him.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?TEDDY: No! (Still laughing.)COLLINS: (Staggering back on her heels.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying? TEDDY: (Embraces Miss Collins, waltzing her down C.) No! I'm only thin of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot.. and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice.(Pushing Miss Collins L.) Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now? COLLINS: (Counting on desk L.) Thirty-eight, sir.TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars.. Good. (Phone rings.)COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (Hangs up. To Teddy.) Miss Merrill is here, sir.TEDDY: (Startled.) Oh, I can't see her now!COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but they told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins smiles with satisfaction.)TEDDY: Oh, Lord! (He is at R of desk L.)COLLINS: And remember, sir , not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Edith enters, excited.)EDITH: Hello, Teddy Bear.TEDDY: Hello, darling! (They are C, Teddy,L. Edith, R.)EDITH: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?TEDDY: Ye.. .ye. . .P-Pos-itive-ly! (He looks over his shoulder at Miss Collins in triumph.) EDITH: You're a darling... and you're my darling, AREN'T YOU?TEDDY: Oh, ye.. .ye. . .You said it! (Wipes his brow.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (He helps her toward the door... she pushes him back again.) EDITH: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?TEDDY: (Almost forgetting himself under the spell of her upturned lips.) I'll say ye.. ..... years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy crosses to C in triumph.)EDITH: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? SayYES(Pleadingly.)TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye...(See escape.) Did that phone ring? (Crosses to phone R.) EDITIH: No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? SayYES!(She puts her hand on Teddy's cheek lovingly, and draws his head around to her.)TEDDY: (Forgetting for a second.) Why.. YES... (He sees Miss Collins rise from desk with pencil at lips.) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (To Miss Collins.) That was yesterday. EDITH: (Puzzled.) And don't you feel the same today?TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . ye.. Indeed I do.EDITH: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will. (Crosses L.)EDITH: (Pointing to Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. meet my fiancee, Miss Merrill. COLLINS: (Behind desk L, Rises and bows.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Merrill. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very ofien, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: (Crosses R on above line and has started to seat himself at desk.) Oh, ye Huh? Have I?(Rises.)EDITH: (Consoling him.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. Ithink I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Edith starts toward door R.) (Teddy crosses with her toward door.)EDITH: (Suddenly remembering, and returning C.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us? TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye. . you know it is!EDITH: (Ta his hand. Teddy R, EDITH L.) Then let's rehearse it. Here, take my hand! When the clergyman says to me, "Do you take this man for your lawful, wedded husband... answer 'Yes' or 'No.' And of course I'll answer YES! Then he turns to you and says, "Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife?.. .answer 'Yes' or 'No."' (She closes her eyes.) I'm just dying to hear you say "Yes." (Teddy with a look of anguish on his face, turns to see Miss Collins waiting with pencil in hand and does not reply. Edith opens her eyes, surprised at Teddy's silence.) Well, you must say "Yes."TEDDY: (Still watching Miss Collins.) I... Ican't... (Turns his back to them, face in his hands.) EDITH: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?TEDDY: No! (Indicates another "No" by raising a finger.)EDITH: Then answer... YES or NO!TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!EDITH: Oh!... NOW I see why you've been acting so now why you said No.TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.EDITH: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.EDITH: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is brea , my heart is brea ... (She exits R, in tears.)COLLINS: I'm afraid you've lost your sweetheart, sir.TEDDY: Oh, hush up! (Coming to Miss Collins L.) Did you help me out of my dilemma? NO! You could have said I was wanted outside... did you do it? NO! You could have had that phone ring. Did you do it? NO! Were you any help to me at all? NO! (He changes mood quickly.) That's four... put them all down. (Laughs and looks at sheet.) How many have we got there now? COLLINS: (Counting.) Five ten - fifteen -TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY: (Excitedly, ta stage.) Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world. I must make it an even fifty. (Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)LAWSON: You just come in here with me. We'll see what this is all about. (He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr. Morgan. They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.) Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.您正浏览的文章5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)(2)由天空剧本网( 059123 )整理,原文地址为：:// 059123 /enjb/2010/0113/80_2.htmlEDITH: (Half crying.) Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.) MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDEDITH: (Half crying.) Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement?TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.)MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!LAWSON: (Coming toward Teddy and sha his fist.) Don't you know any better than that?TEDDY: NO! (Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.) That makes fifty LAWSON: (Bewildered) What's the idea?TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders... I haven't said one... (Catches himself.) what you said not to say.LAWSON: (Sha fist in Teddy's face.) Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No! (To Miss Collins.) There's another one... put it down. LAWSON: (To Miss Collins.) Don't you DARE put that down. I've had enough of this.MORGAN: (Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.) I think I understand it all now. It was ajoke.LAWSON: Absolutely! (Going to door R with Morgan.) We'll talk it over at the club tonight. (Morgan exits R.)TEDDY: (Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.) Make a check for me... for five thousand dollars. Fifty "No's," you know. LAWSON: (Crossing to desk L.) How could anyone say fifty "No's" in fifteen minutes?Imagine what I could do in an hour. My middle name is Speed. LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat. I'll give you the check. Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.) Well, what are you doing at my desk? COLLINS: (Rising, frightened.) Why, you told me to sit here, sir. Shall I go to my own desk, sir?LAWSON: (Shouting.) YES! (Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.) TEDDY: (Crossing to his father's desk.) Did I hear you say YES? LAWSON: NO! (Writes in checkbook.)EDITH: (Coming to Teddy C.) Oh, Teddy, I see it all now. "No" meant "Yes".. when you said "no."TEDDY: "No".. "Yes"... wait... When I said "No"... when Isaid.. .I...(Conflised.) Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)LAWSON: (Rises with check in hand and comes C.) Here's your check. I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY: (Ta check and loo at it.) Why, Dad! You're wonderful.. you're marvelous.. you're...(Changing tone.) IS IT GOOD? (Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.) Well, come on, darling. Good-bye, Dad... (They both start for door R.) (Teddy catcheshand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.) (Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End。

《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬5人短剧。

搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to becareful from now on.SCENE II英语剧本大全Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My swee theart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turnleft and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help. Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, sheis scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings. Mom:&nbs。

The mission第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .His name is ximenchuixue, a mysterious killer who is the most famous in the world. Every year he will kill 3 persons, now it is the time. Yegucheng is the owner of a castle, and he is widely known for his Chinese Kongfu. The wind is roaring and the two men meet at the corner.Y与X相遇．X: Oh ,I am sorry !Y: Haha, Never mind !X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:Haha, I never change my name n o matter what happens. I’m the owner of the castle——Ye Gu Cheng. By the way ,who are you?X:I am xi men chuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the most famous killer in the world?X:Great, you know me ! And the reason why I come here is to kill you !Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:You should not do that.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! If I kill you today, I could go back home and play the computer games all day long.(仰头憧憬状) What a wonderful life ! So, come on, let’s fight !Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:Please enjoy it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha~~~Y:Do you still want to kill me?X:Of course! I’ve made up my mind!Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson or you will be conceited and self-satisfied! 3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,(指着教室的一角)just over there!X:Thanks,bye bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:You are a loser !H:Stop!Don’t you kow protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……H惊讶:Now you are the NO.1 in the world!Y:You are right!H:Terrific! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?Y:Yes,I’d like to.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道Huamanlou and Yegucheng are on the way to the Palace. The king is waiting for them. H:My Lord! Let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is Yegucheng.K:Sit down please, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache and aids?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou. Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒指)Stop! This ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong to you?X:Because I’m X !Y急切: My Lord!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 再见！K:再见? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever, it’s Chinese !X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I must kill you !Y抱X的腿:My dear friend! Forgive me!X:Forgive you ? Why?Y: Because I helped you . I told you the WC !X:No,You cheated me! How can you tell me the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going to lady’s WC .I……I……I thought you will like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha,我喜欢!K: 我喜欢?What’s the meaning? Why don’t you say English?X:You are stupid! It means“I like it”.K:Stupid? I’ll kill you for saying bad language to me!X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—me? Come on…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Go away ! I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K: (走过去踢X一脚，然后大笑，对Y说)Thank you very much, you saved my life.Y: (恭敬的说) It’s my duty to protect you .X:Let me go !Y:Do you want to go into lady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you should go! Because you are X , the most famous killer in the world !X: I’m the best, so what? Why I try m y best to live but I’m still so miserable ? When can I get my freedom? Must be the day when I’m going to die? !K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Get up and go into the L ady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! Go ahead !H: you , stupid ! Get out!K; What ? Why do you help him ! Who actually are you ?H:Haha, you’re all treated by me. I’m the bother of X.(走向X，给他一包牛奶) Here is the milk. Drink it and you’ll recover soon.X:接过牛奶，一饮而尽.H(扶起X)How do you feel?X:en,I feel the power is coming back,haha!(走向国王)I remembered that you wanted to kill me, a-ha ?K:(惊恐状,看向Y) Please help me !Y: (向前一步，对着X)X, I’m your opponent. Come on !H:X,leave the king to me,and go ahead to kill the Y.X:OK,good brother !(双方进行激烈的交火，最后X和H赢了。

五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t bel ieve it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends wi th beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Ki ki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relax ing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs wil l destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourse lf. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。

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搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。

The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 5人英语话剧剧本中英对照，《狐假虎威》是一则流传了千余年的寓言故事。

狐狸假借老虎的威势。

比喻依仗别人的势力欺压人。

用表演来诠释狐假虎威的含义。

旁白：Hello, everyone. Today we are going to perform a drama. The name of the drama is “The Fox and the Tiger”. Where are they? Let’s welcome the Tiger.大家好！今天我们要给大家表演一个话剧。

话剧的名字叫做“狐假虎威”。

我们的小演员们在哪里呢？下面然我们首先有请老虎登场！Tiger:I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m veryhungry. I must find a little animal to be my dinner. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep soundly)老虎：我是一只伟大的老虎。

我非常强壮。

（挥动手臂展示自己的强壮）而且非常的勇敢。

我是森林的国王（竖起大拇指说明自己是国王）。

但是我现在非常饿（摸摸肚皮）。

我必须找到一只小动物做晚餐。

噢，我好饿。

(酣然昏眠)Fox:I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crow. I got a piece of meat from her mouth. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!狐狸：我是狐狸。