One day after school, I went to the teacher's office to see my teacher, but nobody was there. As I was about to leave, I noticed a piece of paper on the floor. I picked it up and saw the words "FINAL-TERM EXAMINATION" at the top. I put the paper into my school bag secretly and ran out of the room.
After I came back home, I took out the paper quickly. It was the exam paper of my worst subject, History. I felt excited. My heart beat fast. I took out my History book and started working on the answer. I had never answered any questions so seriously.
On the day of the History exam, I went into the exam hall confidently. When the paper was sent to me, I dreamt of getting the highest mark in the whole grade and could not help smiling. "My History teacher always encouraged me to work hard and get better grades, but I let him down time and time again. This time I will give him a big urprise," I thought.
When the teacher said we could start, I turned the paper over. To my surprise, all the questions were different. Later I felt nervous. In the end, I almost left the paper undone. After the ex m. I ran to the toilet, took out the paper and carefully read it from the top. Oh! It was last year's exam paper. I read all the questions but I hadn't read the date.
This is a lesson in which I know I have to put my feet on the ground. I regretted doing such a silly thing. After that, I told my teacher the truth
and I promised to be honest. From then on, I worked harder than ever before.
小学二年级英语故事及译文篇一 【原文】Thirsty Crow The crow and the pitcher A crow felt very thirsty. He looked for water everywhere. Finally, he found a pitcher. But there was not a lot of water in the pitcher. His beak could not reach it. He tried again and again, but still could not touch the water. When he was about to give up, an idea came to him. He took a pebble and dropped it into the pitcher. Then he took another and dropped it in. Gradually, the water rose, and the crow was able to drink the water. 【译文】口渴的乌鸦 一只乌鸦口渴了，到处找水喝。终于，他找到了一个大水罐。然而，水罐里面的水并不多，他的尖嘴够不到水面，他试了一次又一次，都没有成功。就在他想放弃的时候，他突然想到一个主意。乌鸦叼来了一块小石子投到水罐里，接着又叼了一块又一块石头放进去。渐渐地，水面升高了。乌鸦高兴地喝到了水。 寓意:?有些东西虽然看起来微不足道，但如果积少成多，便会带来很大变化。 小学二年级英语故事及译文篇二 【原文】The Boys And The Frogs One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said, ¨Boys, please dont throw stones at us.〃The boys said, ¨We are only playing.〃¨I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us,〃said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away. 【译文】男孩和青蛙 春天里的一天，一些顽皮的男孩在一个水塘边玩耍。他们开始往水里扔石块。许多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕这些男孩，因为石头曾弄伤了他们中的一些。最后一只老青蛙把他的脑袋探出水面，他说：“孩子们，请别向我们扔石头。”男孩说：“我们只是在玩耍。”“我知道，但请别扔石头，孩子们。对你们而言的玩耍对我们可意味着死亡。”老青蛙说。因此男孩们不再扔石头并且离开了 小学二年级英语故事及译文篇三 【原文】Fox and the Grapes
英语幽默小故事
1、New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!" 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” hillbilly n. 乡下人，乡巴佬. pudgy adj.矮胖的，矮而粗的 drawl vt, vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说 2、Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
二年级英语小故事带翻译【三篇】 A pair of Oxen were drawing a heavily loaded wagon along the highway, and, as they tugged and strained at the yoke, the Axletrees creaked and groaned terribly. This was too much for the Oxen, who turned round indignantly and said, “Hullo, you there! Wh y do you make such a noise when we do all the work?” They complain most who suffer least. 【译文】 公牛和车轴 几头公牛正用劲拉着超重的货车在大路上行走，当他们用劲拖拉货车和牛轭时，车轴被压得吱吱作响。牛有点不耐烦了，回过头对车轴说道：“喂，朋友，我们正在努力地干活，你叫唤什么?” 寓意：没受什么苦难的人往往最爱抱怨。 【第二篇：两个口袋】 The Two Bags Every man carries Two Bags about with him, one in front and one behind, and both are packed full of faults. The Bag in front contains his neighbours’ faults, the one behind his own. Hence it is that men do not see their own faults, but never fail to see those of others. 【译文】 两个口袋
经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求： 1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2 3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________ 第一篇 My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark. 故事大意： _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________第二篇 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was
小学二年级英语小故事（五篇） 导读：本文小学二年级英语小故事（五篇），仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。 【篇一】 Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 【译文】狐狸和公鸡一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一侄?耀鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得很好听，你能唱给我听么?”公鸡特别开心。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看!狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么?人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐
二年级小学生英语小故事 二年级小学生英语小故事篇一 An woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 二年级小学生英语小故事篇二 The ray of the warm sunlight told us that it was spring. A lion was sleeping peacefully in the forest. While the lion was fast asleep, a mouse went on top of the lion. The bold mouse played happily on top of the lion. "Yuppie! This is really fun." The mouse ran around thumping and stomping here and there. The lion was not able to sleep with all the racket. The lion knew that there was someone on top of him. So, the lion made a surprise attack and rolled on the ground. And the mouse fell over. When the lion saw the mouse he was relieved and said, "Whew! It was only a mouse." However, far away a fox had seen the scene. The fox the laughed mockingly to the lion and said, "You're as big as a mountain and you're afraid of the mouse. You're a coward!" The fox kept making fun of the Lion. Finally the lion spoke, "I wasn't afraid of the mouse. I was only shocked to find a bold enough animal not afraid to run around on top of a lion." When the fox heard this he quietly left.二年级小学生英语小故事篇三 Once upon a time, there lived a monkey in the woods. The monkey climbed up the tree and
英语短篇幽默小故事 篇一：英语幽默小故事10篇. 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
二年级故事大全 篇一：二年级讲故事 老虎和狐狸的新故事 上一次，狐假虎威，吓跑了众兽，老虎知道上了当，发誓总有一天要抓住狐狸，挽回自己的面子，维护自己的尊严。 一日，老虎和狐狸狭路相逢，老虎瓮声瓮气地说：“狐狸，这回我抓到你，没话说了吧？”狐狸心想，真是冤家路窄！硬来是不行的，再来一次“狐假虎威”，老虎也肯定不服气的样子，说：“我正在找食，没发现你，不然的话，我准能跑掉。”“什么，你能跑过我？”老虎不相信地说。“那当然，我还当过长跑运动员，来大袋鼠都逊我一筹呢！” “既然这样，我们赛跑吧，从这个山头跑到那个山头，如果你赢了，我就不吃你了；如果你输了，嘿嘿，那就对不起了！” 比赛开始了，老虎为了挽回面子，恢复声誉，像离弦的箭一样狂奔起来。而狐狸却装作跑得很慢，等老虎跑远了，狐狸便一溜烟地钻进了旁边的树林里。 等老虎发现上当的时候，早已没有狐狸的影子了。 《守株待兔》新编 有一天，农夫在种田的时候，突然有一只兔子跑得太快，一头撞在田边的树桩上，死了。农夫赶快把它带回家，美美地享用了一番。于是农夫突发奇想：要是每天都能有一只兔子吃，那该多好啊！从此以后，农夫每天都在树桩旁等待来撞死的兔子。 一天，有一位商人在这迷路了，正好看见树桩下的农夫，就问到：“老兄，出这个村的路怎么走？”农夫说：“别打扰我捉兔子！”商人向左右看看，奇怪地问：“这哪有兔子啊？”农夫伤心地说：“你不知道吧！去年有一只兔子一头撞在这树桩上死了，我就希望每天都能捡到一只撞死的兔子，可我整整等了一年，也没再看到兔子的踪影！”商人看了看荒地，好像有了什么主意，他对农夫说：“你看，只有一棵树，兔子撞死的机会不大，如果你把荒地全都种上树，一天撞死一只兔子根本就不是问题！”农夫觉得
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。 He looks in the well and shouts :“Oh!Mygod!The moon has fallen into the well!”它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 一只大猴子跑来一看，说，“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑过来。 He is very surprised as w ell and cries out:“The moon is in the well.” 它也非常惊奇，喊道：“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well. 一群猴子跑到井边来。 They look at the moon in the well and shout:“The moon did fall into the well!Comeon!Let’get it out!” 它们看到井里的月亮，喊道：“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch. 然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上。 And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands. 它用手抓住下一只猴子的脚。 All the other monkeys follow his suit. 其他的猴子一个个跟着。 And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它们一只连着一只直到井里。 Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky. 正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢。 He yells excitedly“Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!” 它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！”
英语幽默故事 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That?s so expensive for this ki ndof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dan cing and so on. That?s why he?s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don?t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him …The Boss.?” 老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. 英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。 然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。
精心整理 小学二年级英语小故事（三篇） 【初冬的树】 hadnotoftenwatch!Ihaveneverfoundthatleavesgroundscenehasqui etlycome.Walkonbytwo"myfairlady",inaninstant,muteintoasymph ony,listento:"tickle,when-"isdeciduousinsinging.Ilookeddown togreetit.Itiswhentocometomyhere?
Ilookedup,akindof"victoryYanLiuoftheemperor"beautypresented insight:thetreegentlymovehands,saygoodbyetothephasewhenthed irectorleaves,theyarefilledwith.Atthispoint,thedepressionof solitarytreestandinginfrontofmyeyes,theyalsohadstrong,sprin 清晨，步入伸手不见五指的校园。校园是如此的清冷，寥寥无几的校友漫步在空荡的校园，我从未比此时更体会到初冬的寂静与萧瑟…… “啪——”一声奇妙的声音响起，我好奇地向后看去，不觉惊异起来——走过的小道铺满了“黄红绒毯”。他们是如此的美，充满了
梦幻色彩。我推着车继续向前走去，疑惑不解：为何秋天叶落的情景会出现在初冬呢? 带着这疑问，我放下车，来到操场边，这里的景象让我再一次微微张嘴，惊喜如泉涌出。许是不常观察吧!我竟从未发现落叶满地的 来，到那时，便是再一次的茂盛---春夏之时。如此反复，还怕见不到美丽的景吗? 【逼真的戏剧】
简单的英语幽默小故事 1 Mr. Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off. Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed. “Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?” they asked. “No,” Mr. Jones answered, “but there’s no name and no address in my hat, and there’s a name and address on the bag. Someone’s going to find both of them near each other, and he’s going to send me the bag and the hat.” 2 An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock. The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of his poc ket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”
英语幽默小故事10篇
英语幽默小故事10篇 Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减 价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"
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One day,a little?monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。 He looks in the well and shouts :“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” 它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 一只大猴子跑来一看，说，“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑过来。 He is very?surprised as well and cries out:“The moon is in the well.” 它也非常惊奇，喊道：“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well. 一群猴子跑到井边来。 They look at the moon in the well and shout:“The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!” 它们看到井里的月亮，喊道：“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！”Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch. 然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上。 And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands. 它用手抓住下一只猴子的脚。 All the other monkeys follow his suit. 其他的猴子一个个跟着。 And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它们一只连着一只直到井里。 Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky. 正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢。 He yells?excitedly“Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!” 它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！” My name is Jenny. I have nine little?goldfish. 我的名字叫珍妮。我有九条小金鱼。 Eight goldfish are all?orange and one is black. 八条金鱼都是桔黄色的，只有一条是黑的。 I like the black one best. We call it Xiao Hei. 我最喜欢那条黑的。我们叫它小黑。 Its?body is black. 它全身都是黑色的。 It has two big and round eyes, a small mouth, and a big tail. 它有两只又大又圆的眼睛，一张小嘴和一条大尾巴。 Though it＇s very small, it swims fast. 尽管它非常小，但它却游得很快。 I often feed them and change water for them.
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译) 线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!" 在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。