英语作文经典语句集锦

●它咬人吗Does He BiteReggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基：我们又得

英语幽默小故事集锦

常用英文短语集锦

英语幽默集锦1、Never Let it Go Out概不外借Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. "May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely. "Yes,you're more tha

英语搞笑脑筋急转弯及答案集锦脑筋急转弯中有一类就是利用人们对元语言和对象语言的混淆而设计的。英语搞笑脑筋急转弯有哪些的呢?本文是小编整理英语搞笑脑筋急转弯的资料，仅供参考。英语搞笑脑筋急转弯【经典篇】Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas,

英语爆笑小笑话大全1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their livin

英语幽默小笑话1、Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money （that/which/不填）I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You are a g

英语幽默笑话集锦◆Teacher: “Tommie, what do you know about the Dead Sea?” Tommie: “I didn’t even know it was ill.”◆Teacher: “Here is a world map. Who can show us America?”(Tom goes to the m

实用课堂教学用语(一)1.上课Class begin./ It’s time for class.Let’s have / start the lesson.Let’s begin our lesson.2.起立Stand up.3.同学们好Good morning./ afternoon, everyone/ everybody/ boys and gir

经典英文笑话集锦(双语对照)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am a

幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠

英语幽默小笑话大全1.a kissAt a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of

关于英文小笑话短文集锦买书，但不用!" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary

短英语小笑话大全带翻译20字1、The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.鱼网你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在

幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠

英语幽默小笑话1、Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money （that/which/不填）I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You are a g

幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠

1、Good use of cry 哭的妙用The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film.When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them,“you’ll have to go out if your son cri