爆笑英语经典笑话欣赏

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爆笑英语经典笑话欣赏

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笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。它是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。我整理了经典爆笑英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

经典爆笑英语笑话篇一

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldntfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now youre cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家,她没有从他衣服上找到头发,于是大叫:"好啊,现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了!"

The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "Shes not onlybald, but shes too cheap to buy any perfume!"

第二天晚上,她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味,于是又大叫:"她不但是个秃头,而且很穷酸,连香水都不买。"

经典爆笑英语笑话篇二

I Got an A in Maths

我数学得了A

Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths.

托马斯把自己的成绩单拿给爸爸看,爸爸高兴的叫妻子:"嗨,玛丽恩,快来看这张成绩单-我数学得了A。"

经典爆笑英语笑话篇三

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition if I Am a Manager.

一天课上,老师要同学们以"如果我是一个经理"为题写一篇作文。

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boys answer.

"我在等我的秘书"。那孩子答道。

经典爆笑英语笑话篇四

"How did you make your fortune?"

"你是怎么计划你的将来的?"

"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

"我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。"

"How did that help?"

"那有什么用?"

"Now he has the experience and I the money." "现在他有经验了,我有钱。"