爱情公寓英语剧本

大学四人英语小短剧篇一：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)Scene ⅰ:地点（at campus）人物：kevin Jason and RitaJason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？K: Jasson ? Rita ?Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost muchromantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that aftergraduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。

爱在午夜降临前Before Midnight东西都带全了吗So you got everything?你打算在飞机上一直玩游戏You gonna play video games all flight还是打算真的看会书or do you think you might actually crack open a book?大概会看会书Probably read some.别害怕给我回邮件好吗If I write you an e-mail,don't be scared to write me back.让老爸了解下你的想法和近况Ok?It won't kill you to let your old man know又不会要了你的命what you're thinking about or what is going on,you know?好的Yeah.你愿意的话If you want,咱们每周可以用网络电话聊聊天we can try Skyping once a week or something.好的All right.自然科学课画的那些图纸带了吗You got the drawings for your science deal?-应该带了-好吧-Yeah.I think so.-Alright.你做得很好真的特别棒Well,they turned out great by the way,like really great.谢谢Thanks.-你的电脑充好电了吗-充好了-Is your computer charged?-Yeah.等你到家以后What do you think is the first thing你第一件要做的事是什么you are going to do when you get home?我也不知道I don't know.我很珍惜咱们这次交流的机会I really cherish this communication we have,you know.-只是你的回答都有点…-怎么了-It's just...your answers are so...-What?坚持练习弹钢琴好吗Just keep practicing the piano,Ok?你弹得很棒You're really good而且你都费了那么大功夫了and they spend so much time at that school of yours.别忘了音乐这东西Just...just remember that music is actually something会有助于你的生活that you'll use in your life.别忘了…你要芝麻味的对吧Don't forget to...you want those sesame things right?那种特好吃They're really good.好的Yeah.你好Γειασου!谢谢Thank you.我大概十月能过去I probably make it over there in October.我会尽量赶去看你的第一次独奏I'll try to see you in that first recital最好还能赶上看你踢场球赛and hopefully catch a soccer game while I'm there.谢谢Ευχαριστώ!今年我可能不会再踢足球了I might not even play soccer this year.这绝对是个错误的决定相信我That would be a big mistake,trust me.我踢得不好I'm not that good.不你踢得很好非常好Oh no,you're pretty good,you are.可是…我错过了夏季训练营I mean...I missed summer training camp,所以不太可能让我回去了so the chances of me starting are miniscule.你直接告诉教练你的情况Yes,well,just tell the coach your situation.你爸爸住在欧洲你其实特想去Your dad lives in Europe and you really wanted to be there.就是之类的借口把责任推给我You know...blah,blah,blame me,我父母太讨厌了但是我很上心的my parents stink but I'm really serious.但是我没那么上心爸爸But I'm not serious,Dad.我不是很在意那个I don't care that much.你也不用现在就做决定多考虑考虑Well,you don't have to decide right now,just think about it.我就是觉得团队运动很重要All I'm saying is that team sports are important.就到这儿了Here we are.我喜欢这个机场你呢I love this airport,don't you?这里太酷了It's awesome.是吧我也觉得很酷Yeah,I know it's cool,right?要见到你妈妈了兴奋吗Are you excited about seeing your mom?-是啊还有我的伙伴们-没错-Yeah,and all my friends.-Yeah.你的登机牌和护照都带了吗What about your boarding pass,passport?好的转机你没问题吧Ok...Do you feel confident about making the connection?没事我以前都是这样的Yes,I have done this before.但这次有点复杂Yes,but this is a tricky connection.飞机着陆后记着坐着别起来Just remember that when you land you stay in your seat,会有航空公司的人来接你somebody from the airline is going to come get you把你带去登机口and take you to the gate.记住了吗Ok?-没问题的-好吧-It's not a problem.-Ok,alright.伙计Oh boy.看来真的得说再见了是吧Well...it looks like maybe we should just do this thing,huh?过来天啊Ok,come here!Oh,God.我会尽量赶去看你独奏的好吗I'll do my best to make that recital,Ok?其实…我不介意的You know...I wouldn't bother.为什么这么说What makes you say that?我不是故意要刻薄你Look,I'm not being mean,但如果你不来看我独奏的话我会更轻松but it would be easier if you didn't come to the recital.怎么会呢How come?如果你选别的周末来看我更好It would just be better if you visited on a nothing weekend.我想看你弹琴I want to see you play.但是妈妈真的很讨厌你Look.It's because mom hates you so much.如果你在她会特别紧张She would be really stressed if you were there弄得我也很有压力and then it would be tense for me.-你知道吗-谢谢-You know...-Thank you.而且咱们也没有时间一起玩We wouldn't have any time to hang out anyway.别担心会有办法的Do not worry about it,we'll figure that out.我不希望你担心这个好吗I just don't want you to worry about it,you know?你知道我有多想你对吧I mean...You know how much I miss you,right?你为什么觉得她还那么讨厌我Why do you think she still hates me so much?我不知道I don't know!我觉得相比起来她更讨厌丹尼尔一些I think she hates Daniel more than she hates you.好吧Yeah.别担心我会想办法的Hey,don't worry about it,I'll figure something out.我该进去了We should just do this.好的还有什么我能帮忙的吗Yeah,but is there anything I can do to help?我不知道I don't know.-但是你知道我爱你对吗-当然-But you know that I love you,right?-Yeah.我当然知道这是我过得最好的一个夏天Yeah,I know!This has been the best summer of my life!-真的吗-真的-Really?-Yeah!我也这么想看吧For me too,see?我就说过希腊会是个特别棒的地方I told you,this whole Greece thing was going to be great.确实是And it was.我爱你伙计Ok!I love you,pal.我也爱你爸爸I love you too,Dad.来握个手Ok...shake my hand.再见Bye!好的好的Oui,oui!他跟德国人有个合作项目Il a un projet avec les Allemands.像往常一样Comme d'habitude.[卡拉玛塔机场]听我说会议气氛太压抑了écoutez,on est stresséen cette réunion...不不我是说下周Non,bah, semaine prochaine j'ai dit oui.爱在午夜降临前好的那太好了Ok,bon,très bien.谢谢您也一样再见Merci,oui,oui,vous aussi hein.Au revoir.我被排除在外了Ah,j'suis débusquée.-怎么了-他们投票反对-What's going on?-They voted against it!反对什么安装风力涡轮机吗What?The wind turbines?和这些人打了六个月的交道6months dealing with these people,好不容易都同意了they were all for it.大家都认为这对地区有好处Everyone agreed it was great for the region.那出什么岔子了So what happened?现在他们都觉得涡轮机Now they've decided that they don't like the way放在山上的样子不好看that it looks on that hill.他们说那样有碍观瞻It's"Ruining their view."这件事不是都定下来了吗I thought it was a done deal.是啊当时都说定了It was!It practically was.那他们怎么还能这么做Can they do that?当然他们就这么做了这事儿完了Of course!They've done it,and it's over.抱歉I'm sorry.没事我只是太沮丧了No,no,it's so frustrating.我忍不下去了I can't take it anymore.我要接海米尔那活了I'm gonna take that job with Hemir.别你不想为他们工作No,you do not wanna work for them.-为什么-为政府工作吗-Why not?-For the government?我觉得这届政府和以往不同I think this government is different.我们需要法律支持这是唯一的办法We need laws and it's the only way anything is gonna happen.总有别的法子的That's not the only way,你们已经做了很多不错的工作了you guys have been getting a lot of good work done.我考虑过了只有这办法行得通Well,I've been thinking about it,this is the way to go.好吧那你可别忘了Ok,well then let me remind you你和那人合不来that you do not like that guy.以前你在他那工作的时候The whole time you worked for him before你整天都在抱怨you complained about him constantly.没错他是个混蛋Yeah,yeah,yeah...He can be an asshole但是他能帮我把事搞定but he gets things done.从现在开始我就得这么想了That's how I'm gonna be from now on.-好吧-我要做个贱人-Ok.-A real bitch,Ok?每次我见他都觉得他是狼子野心Well,every time I look at that guy all I see is ambition.对不起我就是不信任他I mean,I'm sorry,I don't trust him.他从非营利部门转入政府的唯一原因The only reason he's going from not for profit to government就是想有人能拍他马屁is to have people kiss his ass.我不在乎他怎么样好吗I don't care about him,Ok?好吧我就是觉得你会过得特痛苦Ok,I think you are gonna be miserable.面对数不清的政治活动和协商会议With all the politicking and compromise.无所谓Whatever.我已经决定了I've made my decision.[典出古希腊神话中诸神对西西弗斯的惩罚，让他每每接近成功又前功尽弃]我不想再做把大石头推上山再看着它滚下来的老好人了and watches it roll down again.他以前不是经常Wasn't he the guy who used to throw his pens扔笔砸他的助理吗at his assistants and stuff?我一年前就该接这份工作了Ok,I should have taken this job a year ago.我害怕是因为工作量太大And I was scared because of the amount of work但是我觉得这是个绝好的机会but I think it's the best opportunity ever.工资也更高我决定了And it's more money,and I'm doing it.好吧你确定吗Ok,are you sure?不确定我什么都不确定行吗No,I'm not sure of anything,Ok?如果我走了那其他人都怎么办I mean,what's gonna happen to everyone if I leave?弗朗索瓦他们都指着我呢Like Francois...I mean,they count on me.你觉得呢What do you think?我该不该接那个工作Should I take it or not?不不我不发表意见Oh,no no no,I don't have an opinion.我只是不想你因为风力涡轮机的失败No,I just don't want to see you rush into a decision就匆忙做出决定because this wind turbine crap is gone.不仅是因为那个好吗It's not just that,Ok?我都蠢蠢欲动一整个夏天了It's been stirring me all summer.-不我知道的-我要接这个工作我决定了-No,I know it has,I know.-I should do it.I'm doing it!那就接吧Then do it.我决定了好吗I'm doing it!Alright?上帝啊我真希望事情都能简单些Oh God,I wish that things were simpler.我走也完蛋我留也完蛋I mean...if I leave I get fucked,if I stay I get fucked.永远都不确定It's always a guess.没错这就是个操蛋的世界Yeah,the world is fucked.我觉得也是Yeah,maybe.天啊好不容易能度个假期了Oh God,we finally have a vacation,头两个星期姑娘们还生病了and the girls are sick for the first two weeks.我明白I know.有个完美儿子却还住在一百万英里外With the perfect son who lives a million miles away.或者是你毕生所爱Or the love of your life刮完胡子不知道清理下who can't clean up after himself还不肯学学怎么刮胡子or learn how to shave.谁说的Who said that?你不是在说这的清洁队队长吧You're not talking about Captain Clean-up over here?清洁队队长Captain Clean-up?那个在行动中都失踪了好几年的人The one that's been missing in action all these years.这时候你希望我说什么What did you expect at this point?上帝啊God.瞧瞧她们太可爱了Oh look at them,they're so cute.就像连体婴儿似的They look like conjoined twins.天啊我得给她们照张相Oh my God,I'm gonna take a picture of this.艾拉那个苹果吃完了吗Hey,did Ella finish that apple?你要从孩子嘴里抢食吃吗You're going to take food out of your child's mouth?-是的-好吧-Yeah.-Ok.都变成棕色了This all brown.没关系还有一块可以吃No no,there is a spot here.艾拉这是你爸爸偷你食物的证据Ella,this is evidence of your father stealing food from you.不管你变得贪食还是厌食If you become bulimic or anorexic,都不是我的错别全怪你妈妈好吗it's not my fault,don't blame it all on your mother,Ok?艾拉这是个家庭分享苹果Ella,this is a family apple.我在教她们分享的重要性I'm teaching them the value of sharing.宝贝我爱你I love you,honey.多甜蜜啊姑娘们会比咱们还要深刻地Ahhh,so sweet,you girls will remember this vacation铭记着这次与众不同的假期very different than we will.那是肯定的That's for sure.从我妈那里我就知道了I see that with my mom,她对我童年的印象和我完全不同she remembers my childhood entirely different than I do.别拍我了Please stop filming me.天啊我爱你妈妈你对她太苛刻了God.I love your mom,you're always so hard on her.因为你错过了那些操蛋的岁月It is because you missed the fucked-up years,你赶上了好时候you are just getting the good era.操蛋的岁月The fucked-up years.说到操蛋我想起来了That reminds me,talking about fucked-up,我告诉过你我那只艳后猫咪的事吗did I ever tell you the story about my little Cleopatra kitty?我记不得了我要是说过你肯定有印象I dunno?Ok.I think you would remember if I did.故事是这样的It's the story.我小时候养了只猫起名叫埃及艳后You know when I was a little girl I had this cat named Cleopatra.每到春天她都会跳出栅栏然后怀孕And every spring she would jump the fence and get pregnant.每次都会生出恰好两只猫咪And always end up with a litter of exactly two kittens.-恰好两只-每次每年都是两只-Two kitties.-Every time,every year,two cats.很神奇在我三十岁左右的某一天I mean...it's just amazing,then one days I was like around30.我和我爸爸一起吃午饭回忆过去And I was having lunch with my dad and was remembering,提到了小埃及艳后mentioning little Cleopatra.他说自己做过最艰难的事And he was like...the hardest thing I ever had to do就是杀掉那些可爱的小猫咪was to kill those cute little kittens.我惊讶极了And I was like what?!我告诉你其实就是这么回事It turns out...listen to this.有时她会一窝生出七只猫咪There was sometimes up to7kittens in that litter.我爸爸就拿走五只But he would take5of them,把它们放进一个塑料袋然后灌乙醚put them in a plastic bag,with a bunch of ether.太可怕了That is terrible.就好像他似乎忘记了That was like...He had forgotten当初他和妈妈是怎么骗我的了the lie he and my mum had told me about the kittens.他怎么决定该杀哪几只呢How did he decide which ones he wanted to kill?其实我倒真问过他Well actually I asked him that.是不是拿走最毛茸茸的最可爱的Did you take the,you know,the fluffiest,cutest?然后他就开始哭可怜的老爸You know,and he just started to cry,poor daddy.咱们说过要在这里停车的Oh we said we would gonna stop.孩子们要看遗迹They wanted to see the ruins.-没错-艾拉特想看-Yeah.-Well,Ella really wanted to...是的但是咱们该把她们叫醒吗Yes,but should we wake them up?咱们回机场的路上可以叫她们看You know,on the way back to the airport,we can catch them. -咱们不会的-没错大概是-You know we won't.-Yeah,probably not.再见了古代遗迹不过你有什么好看的So long ancient ruins!What is so great about you,anyway?窥一斑可见全豹You seen one,you seen them all.天啊咱们真是对糟糕的父母Oh my God,we are shitty parents.咱们应该停车的We should have stopped.-没事的-这是文化掉头吧-It's Ok.-It's culture,come on,go back.咱们得培养她们一些品质We gotta put some character to these kids somehow.咱们在教她们重要的一课I mean,we are teaching them a valuable lesson.在这世上如果你睡过了就错过了If you snooze,you lose in this world.然后等姑娘们进了戒毒所And when the girls are in rehab suffering from遭受十年的吸毒成瘾时10years of addiction to cocaine and speed.她们会说我只是从来都睡不踏实They'll say,you just never felt comfortable going to sleep.因为我们爸爸总是告诉我们说Because our daddy always used to tell us睡过了就错过了that if you snooze,you lose.这就又是你的错了And that will be your fault,again.-咱们真是糟糕的父母-我知道-Well we are shitty parents.-I know.和汉克告别糟透了Saying goodbye to Hank sucked.为什么他不高兴吗Why?Was he upset?没有他说这是他过得最好的暑假No.He said it was the best summer of his life.那很好啊我不会太担心他的Well that's great.I mean,I would not worry too much about him.我们聊了很多We spoke a bunch.你知道他这辈子最关心什么吗You know what his main concerns in life are?什么What?青春痘和女孩子们对他的感觉Pimples and how girls perceive him.真是有其父必有其子The apple doesn't fall far far from the tree I guess.我才不是那样呢I'm not like that.拜托你脑子里只有这个Oh please!That's all you think about!-什么啊-女人啊-What!-Women!我不是在抱怨I mean...I'm not complaining.我占用了你大部分精力I'm getting a lot of attention.-但你总是在向姑娘抛媚眼-我没有-But you never stop ogling girls.-I don't ogle girls.我不送秋波我用眼神传达爱意I don't ogle girls.I make love to them with my eyes.我喜欢这个西班牙人她是不是希腊人Oh wow...I like the Spanish guy or is it Greek?我不知道我来自何方但我体毛旺盛I do not know where I am from,but I'm very hairy.我觉得亨利可能有点Well I think...you know...Henry might of...-怎么了-那个叫梅丽娜的小姑娘-What?-That little,Melina girl.我不知道他心动了但是I don't know.He had a crush,but...你开玩笑吧Are you kidding?你觉得他为什么说这是最好的一个暑假Why do you think he said it was the best summer of his life?因为我们一起度过了快乐的时光吗Because he and I had a good time together?上帝啊Jesus.-所以呢你觉得他们接吻了吗-当然了-So what?Do you think they kissed?-Of course.没错接吻了是的Yeah,they kissed,yeah,yeah.我发誓要保密的I was sworn to secrecy但是他告诉我他们接吻了but he told me they kissed.他怎么说的What did he say?我不应该告诉你的I'm not supposed to tell you anything,我不说了so I'm not gonna talk.-说吧-好吧-Come on!-Ok!他告诉我他在琢磨接吻的事He told me he was concerned about the kissing.而且是舌吻You know tongue to tongue.是的Yeah.但是他太可爱了But he was...he was so cute,紧张的脸通红还咬着腮帮子all nervous,all red,biting his cheek.所以他和梅丽娜是认真的So he and Melina were a real thing.-没错-那现在会发生什么-Yeah.-What's gonna happen now?不知道I don't know.先做朋友在脸书上互动They must be friends,Facebook...他们至少会保持一段时间联系They'll keep in touch at least for a while.如果他们从此就共度余生了呢Hey,what if they end up spending all their life together?你太俗气了You're so corny.有时候我真觉得Sometime's I'm just like...真的吗你以为你还是个十二岁的小姑娘Are you?What are you?A12-year-old girl?你还记得你的初恋是谁吗With your first love,do you even remember who it was?我记得是你Yeah I do.It was you.拜托说得好像你二十三岁还是处男似的Oh,please,like you were a virgin at23.我说的是初恋不是第一次性经历I said first love not first sexual experience.好吧Ok.Fine.就是说我是你第一个爱上的女人Like I'm the first woman you have ever fell in love with?-差不多-我觉得不是-Yeah pretty much.-i don't think so.第一个我觉得心灵相通的女人the first one I felt truly connected to.怎么我不是你的初恋吗What?I wasn't your first love?不当然不是No,of course not.我还以为我是呢No,I just thought I was.-杰西别这样太蠢了-不没事没关系的-Jesse,stop this.It's dumb.-No,it's Ok,it's not a big deal.好吧你多大了都No.Ok,how old are you?Come on!年底就整四十一岁了41on the last of the year.咱们那晚你真的是费了老大劲了You are so,so working on our little night.勇士照我去战斗I got a trojan in my billfold哥们有根大火箭and a rocket in my pocket.我和一个美国青少年耗在一起了I'm stuck with an American teenager.我真不敢相信I can't believe it,咱们一会真要做那些事吗do we have to do all that stuff later?什么事对了What?Oh yeah,c'mon,那对帕特里克来说很重要的it means a lot to Patrick.阿里阿德涅和斯特凡诺斯估计已经准备Ariadni and Stefanos are probably already there和孩子们再来一次快乐时光了prepping the kids want to have one more big time.-不不是-会很有趣的-No,no.-It's going to be fun.不是我是说之后去旅馆的事No,I meant the hotel later.我不是特别想去你好亲爱的I'm not sure I want to go there...Hi,sweetie.是的Yeah.好吧好的好的Oh,Ok,Ok,Ok.没事的It's fine.到伦敦给我打电话旅途愉快再见Call me from London,have a good flight,bye.飞机上说把电子设备都关掉They were telling them to turn everything off.他们要起飞了They were about to take off我叫他上了飞机给我打电话and I asked him to call me from the plane.我不喜欢他坐飞机You know I don't like when he flies.怎么了What?-怎么了-我也不知道-What is it?-I just.I don't know.我不确定我能一直这样下去I just don't think I can keep doing this.哪样What?每个暑假每个圣诞节就像是Just every summer,every Christmas,you know,it's like..我明白我也不舒服I know.It makes me uncomfortable.不应该这么糟糕的It just wouldn't be so bad.要是我们把他送到寄宿学校If I...If we were sending him to boarding school or something.我不知道I don't know.要是我跟他妈妈的关系能缓和点If his mom and I got along a little bit better.我知道像亲手把他送回敌人的阵线去I know,it's like we're sending him back across enemy lines.这次我真的没法无所谓It really hit me this time,you know?他就要去读高中了整整四年啊He's gonna be a freshman in high school4more years,要开始学会独立了and he's gonna be on his own.也许是件好事Maybe that's the good news,我们也只有四年…we only have four more years of this...不现在是关键时刻No,no,this is the crucial time,我就觉得自己应该陪着他I just feel I should be there for him,you know.不然就没机会了你懂吗Like it's now or never,you know?我不懂你什么意思No.what do you mean?我知道总有一天I thought that somehow he would他会离开我们end up living with us,somewhere along the way.时光飞逝当你有所察觉时Time has gone by so fast and look,他已经要上高中了here we are it's high school.然后是谈恋爱再来就该申请大学了It's girls,and next thing you know,is College applications.是的没错也许是时候了Yeah,you're right,maybe it's time,我真的觉得是时候告诉他妈妈这一切I mean,I really think it's time to tell his mom all this,问她愿不愿意让孩子跟我们一块住and ask if he can live with us.孩子肯定很乐意He'd love it!这是绝对不可能的好吗That's never gonna happen.Right?除了法定义务她什么都不会给我的She will never give me one thing she is not legally obligated to.还要不要找回那个律师Do you want to call that lawyer again?不要我不喜欢他他很差劲No,I don't like that guy,he's terrible.要我打给孩子他妈吗Should I call his mother?不要别再打了No,please.Never again.他甚至还不懂怎么扔棒球I mean the kid doesn't even know how to throw a baseball!谁在乎啊Who cares.他用肘发力扔得跟小女生一样He just,he eads with his elbow,he throws like a girl.这不能怪你It's not your fault.不就都怪我No,it is my fault,父亲就该教会儿子这些a father is supposed to teach you that.他只是不喜欢打棒球不能怪他Ok.he just doesn't like baseball,you can't blame him.我只是用这个例子来比喻做其他事情It's just an example,it's a metaphor for everything.他马上就十四岁了他需要父亲的陪伴He's turning14and he needs to be with his father.杰西我是不会搬去芝加哥的Jesse,I'm not moving to Chicago.什么我有说吗What?Did I ask you to?你怎么会这样想Where did that come from?我只是想到什么说什么I'm just thinking out loud.我曾经答应过自己不要这么冲动I mean,this is the one thing I promised myself I would never do.现在我看开了冲动就冲动吧And I look up and I'm doing it!听着你是个好父亲Listen,you're a wonderful father.他珍惜这段父子关系He loves the relationship you have,他珍惜你给他写的信he loves the letters you send him.我的信他连看都没看He doesn't even read the letters.他当然看了你的信Of course he reads them,他只是没有给你回…he just doesn't complement the writing the way you want...我只是知道要是错过了这几年I just know that if I miss these years,就永远也补不回来了they are never coming back.老天Oh my God.怎么了What?这就是结束的时刻This is where it ends.你在说什么What are you talking about?-这就是人们分手的节奏-老天-This is how people start breaking up.-Oh my god.-不是的-你这是小题大做-No,no,no.-You just jumped off a cliff.不是我要记下今天No,no.I'm marking this,就在今天你引爆了this is the day you light the ticking bomb,了结我们性命的定时炸弹that will destroy our lives,yeah?好的首先Ok,well,first off,不是引爆定时炸弹you don't light a ticking bomb,而是安装它有定时器you set it,it has a timer.-所以才能定时-是吗管他呢-That's why it ticks.-Oh,yeah.whatever.现在已经开始倒计时了You know what?It's ticking right now.说什么也没用And this is how it happens.你自己不高兴You are unhappy and blame it却怪别人满怀怨恨on the other person Resentment grows,等一切都崩溃了你就提出分手everything falls apart and you break up.-你就是这样-你这样做只是想让我闭嘴-That's it.-You are just doing this to shut me up.不是根本不是Not at all!Not at all!你是而且你也这样做了No,you are,and that's what you are doing,yeah.不是我是觉得很惊讶No,I'm actually surprised,在经历了那么多…we've lasted this long...好的直接说你想说的Ok.So here it comes out...我们本形同陌路但却萍水相逢We are on parallel tracks a while but now the tracks have crossed,现在却要分道扬镳了and I'm going west and you're going east.就是这样分手的And believe me this is how it happens.我早就知道了就像卡特琳跟亚历山大…I've seen it,ok?Katrin,Alexandre...-你在开玩笑吧-没有-You're kidding,right?-Well,no.你可以当玩笑但我是认真的I'm kidding,and I'm not.好吧Right.别那么…Just...-就这样了-我想看古代遗迹-This is it.-I want watch ancient ruins.那里关门了Oh,they were closed.宝贝下次去机场的时候Sweetie you know what,we decided to catch them,我们再去看好吗when we're on the way back to the airport.Ok?没错我们会早点启程对吧Exactly,we'll leave early,right?是的Yes!我的苹果呢What happened to my apple?你的苹果…Your apple...你的苹果吗已经被你吃完了啊Ta pomme,mais elleétait finie cette pomme.是吧Right?你们去买冰淇淋吧我们大概一点出发Allez vous chercher des glaces,on y passeàune heure.-把清单拿来-我没拿-Give me the list.-I don't have it.在你钱包里钱包拿来It's in your wallet!And your wallet.我是将军Ok,I am the General.妮娜上尉去帮我找厕纸Capitaine Nina,vous allez me chercher du papier toillette.遵命Oui!谁任命你当将军的Who made you General?我是将军好吗The General,ok?艾拉上尉您去找卷纸Capitaine Ella,vous allez chercher les roules papiers就在商店最里面的右边qui sont tout au fond du magasinàdroite.-遵命-待命-Oui!-àvos ordres!特别警告你什么都不许拿Private Clean-up,you don't touch anything!好的长官D'accord.别走太快Il vous faut pas aller trop vite.妮娜放到厨房去Nina,la cuisine.妮娜听到没Nina!我的队友呢我的队友呢Where is my team!Where is my team!去帮我找点番茄过来Allez me chercher des tomates.那边那边Là-bas,là-bas!-是这个吗-是的-Celles-là?-Ah...oui!挑红的The red one.-这个行吗-很好-Celle-là?-Très bien!辣椒接住Ok!Pepper!其实两本我都读过Actually I read them both.第一本叫《彼时此刻》The first one is called"That time",第二本叫《此时此刻》and the second one is"This time".不对第一本叫《此时此刻》No,the first is"This time",第二本叫《彼时此刻》and the second is"That time".没错Yeah.我们还开玩笑第一本帮我们组建家庭We've got a joke in our family that"This"Brought us together,第二本帮我们还房贷and"That"Paid for our apartment.好吧Ok.但瑟琳的角色有点怪伙计But it must be a little weird for Celine,man.她在书中的表现不觉得吗The way that she's in the book.No?会吗可能她已习以为常了Why?I think she has gotten used to it.第二本写得真香艳伙计But the second one is sexy,man.男主角错过飞机后他们就把窗户关上When he misses the plane and they blackout the windows,然后没日没夜地做爱and have sex for days and days and days.就像明天就是世界末日一样Like there's no tomorrow.你们真是那样吗Did you guys actually do that?是真的对吧You did that,huh?你看过杰西的第三本书没Have you read Jesse's third book?事实上比前两本写得好It's actually better than the first two.。

我们是在一个聚会上认识的挺神奇的So we met at a party, and it was magic.半小时之内Within a half hour,我们就开着车找了这家很不错的邻居we were driving up into this really nice neighborhood,我们跑下这家陌生人后院的台阶and we were running down the stairs of some stranger's backyard, 然后跳入了泳池我们相爱了and then we were swimming and we were in love.我们没想到的是虽然黑灯瞎火的What we didn't count on was that even though the lights were off, 房♥子的主人就在家里the owner of the home was there,他出来冲我们狂吼and he came out screaming at us,那是我这辈子最棒的一晚and it was the greatest night of my life.准备好了Ready?所以我的主意是你知道So my idea was, you know,我们重新创造那个时刻let's try and re-create that moment.噢好冷啊Oh, it's freezing!是比我印象中要冷一些It's a little colder than I remember it.你觉得他会出来吗Do you think he's coming out?我肯定我肯定他听见我们了对吗I'm sure. I'm sure he heard us, right?有人吗太好玩了Hello? This is fun.是啊Yeah.他人呢Where is he?可能他没在家Maybe he's not home.还是要祝你纪念日快乐Happy anniversary anyway.纪念日快乐Happy anniversary.我们在水里等着他出现When we were in the water and we were waiting但是没人出现没人在家and no one came out, no one was home,我们就在那儿漂浮着and we were just floating there,我感到伤心I felt sad,我感到我们的幸福曾经来得那么容易and I felt like our happiness used to be so easy曾经有那么多的幸福and there used to be so much of it,但现在我感到幸福变成了...and now I feel like happiness is something...我们不得不重新创造的东西that we have to re-create.对不起我想着要去制♥造♥ 一个浪漫的时刻I'm sorry. I tried to make a romantic moment.我绝不会再带你去什么该死的游泳池了I'll never take you to a fucking pool again.噢拜托别这么说Oh, come on. Don't do that.《我爱的那一个》好了Okay.这应该很好玩This could be fun.我们来做个相容性练习We're going to do a compatibility exercise.我想让你们俩同时按下一个琴键明白吗I want you both to play a note at the same time, okay?任何键都行吗Just any note?对的完全随意Yep. Knock yourself out.哇哦你们俩真的一点也不协调Wow! You guys are not in sync, are you?我们以前很棒We used to be great.我们以前真的挺没心没肺的...We used to be really irreverent and...是啊老是爱逗乐...Yeah. There was teasing...-是的 -比如我...-Yeah. -and stuff. Like I...我是说没有冒犯的意思I mean no offense...我会叫你贱♥人♥ 很好玩but I would call you a bitch and it was funny.是的很搞笑Yeah, it was hilarious.我也叫你贱♥人♥I used to call you a bitch.你也觉得那很好玩You thought it was really funny.是的Yeah.我只是不知道我们如何能够继续前行I just don't know how we're going to move forward要是我们一直说着这样的车轱辘话if we keep having this circular conversation针对我犯下的错误那我已经道过歉了about me doing what I did which I have apologized for already, 我们来这里是因为我们希望能继续前行and we are here because we are trying to move on.我不明白为什么我们老是要提起那事I don't see why we have to keep revisiting that因为同样的对话已经重复过一遍又一遍了because it's the same conversation over and over again.因为那不该由你说了算伊桑Because you don't get to decide that, Ethan.我们继不继续不该由你来说那是我的事You don't get to decide when we move on, I do.那么你们俩还做♥爱♥吗So, you guys having sex?你看如果你按这个键索菲...Now if you'd played this one, Sophie......或这个键那就很好了对吗...or that one...that's pretty, right?但这个...就不怎么样But this...not so much.好了这只是个练习Anyway, it's just an exercise.我希望重又信任你I want to trust you again.我希望原谅你I want to forgive you.这些...这些都是我希望的I want...I want all of those things.我希望我们能和好我希望我们能行I want us and I want us to work.我不知道为什么你觉得我不希望那样I don't know why you feel like I don't want that.因为对如何达到这一目标我们意见不一致Because we don't agree on how we're going to get there. 到哪儿去了Where are you?嘟嘟-嘟嘟-嘟嘟To-do-to-do-to-do.好了Okay.我有个主意I have an idea.这是个好地方This is a great place.我觉得会对你们大有帮助I think it will be very helpful.那里漂亮极了It's absolutely beautiful.离这儿大约一个半小时路程在北边It's about an hour and a half north from here.那是个...像是个疗养胜地It's like a...like a perfect retreat,就你们两人just the two of you.给你们个重启重启键的机会Give you a chance to reset the reset button.我送过不少对夫妇去那儿I've sent a lot of couples there,他们回来后都焕然一新and they've all come back renewed.-怎么样 -我会说我愿意做任何尝试-What do you think? -I mean, I'll try anything.索菲Sophie?静思与恢复..."大门密♥码♥ 2424"哇哦Wow!喂Hello?客房♥然后在你倒酒时你这样做And then when you pour the wine, you do this.饭店里他们就是这样做的This is what they do in the restaurants.你看着Watch this.噢不应该漏的虽然我有点...Ooops, so it doesn't drip. Even though I kind of...-我有点漏了 -我觉得你做的不对-It kind of dripped. -I don't think you did it right.干杯Cheers!敬我和我的厨艺To me and my cooking.院落的那边有一个客房♥ 看上去相当不错There's a guest house on the property which is pretty cool. -是吗 -是的-Really? -Yeah.我不知道我们该不该用I don't even know if we're supposed to use it或者已经有人租用了or if someone else is renting it.噢天哪怎么了Oh, God. What's happening.过来过来Come here. Come here.怎么了What's happening?喔哦Whoa!好好Yeah, yeah.你得屏住You've got to hold it.往里吸往里吸Hold it in, hold it in.这就对了There you go.-天哪 -哇哦还没忘-Geez. -Wow, still got it.别让火熄了Get the light going.-亲爱的 -对不起对不起-Sweetie. -Sorry, sorry.来吻一下Give me kiss.噢你不戴眼镜好萌Aw, you're so cute without your glasses.你不应该戴的我喜欢你不戴眼镜的样子You shouldn't wear these. I like you without them. 你喜欢我不戴眼镜样子Do you like me without the glasses?应该我来戴吗Should I wear them?到这边来Get over here!你发现我了You found me.我发现你了I found you.嘿Hey.嘿你好吗Hey there.嘿你知道你是对的Hey, you know, you were right.真的吗Really?说说看呢Do tell.我们需要尝试更多的新东西We need to try more new things比如像这样在别的地方度周末like weekends away in places like this. 你这样觉得You think so?这会使我重新感到兴奋It makes me excited about us again.你感到了吗Do you feel it?-我感到了 -是吧-I do. -Yeah.我爱你I love you.我爱你I love you.准备好And here it comes.-嗷 -噢-Aw. -Oh.-差一点 -弹掉了还行-Close! -The bounce. It's okay.-好吧等一下该你了 -好吧-Okay, wait. Your turn. -Okay.-噢低一点 -低一点好-Oh, under. -Under. Okay.低一点就进了Under and in.噢见鬼Oh, shit!噢你接住了太棒了Oh, you got it. All right!我当然接住了Of course I got it.准备好了Ready?这是你的葡萄This is your grape.嗨Hi.过来过来Come here, come here.什么What?过来Come here.太棒了That was awesome!我知道你能行I knew you could do it.你想今晚睡在这里吗Do you want to sleep here tonight? 我们能吗Can we?当然能我们想怎么样都行Sure. We can do whatever we want. 好啊很好Okay. Yep.我去取几件衣服Let me just get some clothes.我可不想穿着牛仔裤睡觉I don't want to sleep in my jeans. -好的 -你需要什么吗-Okay. -You want anything?不用I'm good.我爱你亲I love you, hon.我在这儿等你I'll be right here.好的'Kay.哈哈你睡着了You're asleep.很搞笑Very funny.你赢了你让我笑了You did it. You got your joke.伊桑Ethan.伊桑Ethan.别装了Stop it.我笑了玩笑结束了I laughed. It's over now.你去哪儿了你去哪儿了Where'd you go? Where'd you go?你怎么这么快回到这里的How did you get up here so fast?你发现秘密通道啦Did you find a secret passageway?是啊秘密的地下通道Yeah, secret underground passage.哇哦Wow.太神秘了So mysterious.不过说真的你怎么这么快到这里的No, seriously. How did you get here so fast?你让我糊涂了You beat me.什么What?你怎么在我之前就从客房♥回到这里来的How did you get here from the guest house before me? 你是说在晚饭前You mean, before dinner?我只是在外面走了一圈就走到那里了I was just walking outside and I just walked over.不不是晚饭前就刚才No, not before dinner, just now.你怎么浑身是汗Why are you so sweaty?你去跑步了还是什么Did you go for a run or something?噢是啊Oh, yeah.因为...你的玩笑还没开完吗Because...is that the joke that's happening now?什么What?你想开玩笑你不记得...The joke that you're not going to remember ...我们刚刚做过爱因为这真的很搞笑that we just had sex, because that's really funny. 等等Wait!我们刚做过爱We just had sex?好吧这一点也不好笑Okay. That's not funny.我没想要搞笑I'm not trying to be funny.我还以为你在开玩笑呢I thought you were making a joke.你为什么要这么做Why are you doing this right now?我没做什么啊I'm not doing anything.我...我...什么...嗯I-I've...你知道伊桑You know what, Ethan?你刚刚过了美好的一晚You just had a really nice night我不明白为什么你想毁了它and I don't know why you would ruin it.我没想要毁了我们的夜晚I'm not trying to ruin our night.我想要一个美好的夜晚I want to have a nice night.很好我们做♥爱♥了非常棒Fine, we had sex. It was great.你迷人极了You were amazing.你真是个混♥蛋♥You're an asshole.晚安Good night.对不起I'm sorry.我爱你I love you.我爱你I love you.嘿Hey.早上好帅哥Good morning, handsome.噢我宿醉了Oh. I'm hungover.是啊听上去你需要吃点早餐Well, it sounds like you need some breakfast.不是我非得揪住不放Not that we need to get back into it.呃...但昨晚那一架吵得的确有点奇怪Um, but that was a little bit of a weird fight last night.我知道I know.我不是很理解发生什么了但我感觉好像...I don't really understand what happened, but I feel like也许我们可以把账算到混用了劣质大♥麻♥和... maybe we just chalk it up to like some bad pot......酒精头上过去就过去了Alcohol combo, put it behind us不能让它毁了我们的假期and not let it ruin the trip.同意百分百Agreed, totally.很好Cool.话虽这么说That being said,但那是我们经历过的it was one of the weirder最奇怪的争吵了像是...fights we've had. Like...噢天哪是的Oh my God, I know.太荒唐了对吗Crazy, right?我是说我...我仍然不能完全理解...I mean I-I still don't fully understand...是因为你醉得和嗨得太厉害了whether you were so drunk and stoned以为我们真的做♥爱♥了呢that you thought we had sex还是因为你只想开个玩笑结果却开过头了or were you just were making a joke and it backfired.说实话我觉得那只是诸多原因之一你知道Honestly, I think it was just one of those things, you know?诸多原因之一...不我是问你...One of those things...no, I'm asking you是因为你醉得和嗨得太厉害还是只是想开个玩笑was it that you were drunk and stoned or was it playing a joke... 因为我仍然搞不懂是怎么回事because I'm still confused what happened.我觉得重要的是你知道I think the important thing is that, you know,我们争吵了又和好了we fought, we made up,我们抱在了一起美好的一天we had a nice cuddle, beautiful day.索菲你在说什么呀Sophie, what are you talking about?我们吵了一架你愤然离开We had a fight and you stormed out.我们没有和好We didn't make up.你没事吧Are you okay?我很好啊你没事吧我...I'm fine, are you okay? I'm...行了宿醉先生Okay, Mr. Hangover.我觉得你该吃点东西了I think it's time for some food.嗯来往你胃里填点东西吧Let's get something in your stomach.你这样有点吓到我了索菲You're kind of freaking me out a little bit, Sophie.我得说...那是熏肉吗I've got to say...Is that bacon?是啊Yeah.你讨厌我吃熏肉You hate it when I eat bacon.怎么了What?怎么回事What's going on?这正是我想弄明白的That's what I'm trying to figure out.我不明白你这是要干嘛I don't understand why you're doing this.不No.-不不不不 -不什么不什么-No, no, no, no. -No what?刚才...刚才这里有盘子...喂有人吗This was...There were plates...Hello?你说什么盘子What are you talking about plates?-有人吗有人吗 -你在干嘛...伊桑-Hello, hello? -What are you...Ethan?-你去哪儿了 -谁去哪儿了-Where'd you go? -Where'd who go?伊桑Ethan?有人吗Hello?伊桑Ethan?刚才有熏肉就在那些盘子里...There was bacon right there on those plates...你在说什么啊伊桑回答我What are you talking about? Ethan, answer me.不可能...熏肉的味道...You can't...the smell of bacon...不可能在五分钟之内就把熏肉的气味赶光啊you can't get the smell of bacon out in five minutes. -刚才有熏肉...-什么熏肉-There was bacon...-What about bacon?就在这里刚才有熏肉在这里Right here. There was bacon here.你为什么要这样作怪Why are you acting like this?见鬼索菲索菲Shit. Sophie, Sophie.等等等一下Wait, wait, wait, wait.索菲索菲...Sophie, Sophie...-干嘛 -对不起-What? -I'm sorry.-什么 -对不起你等一下-What? -I'm sorry, just wait.对不起我刚才抓狂了我知道I'm sorry. I'm spazing out in there, I know, 但有些事太他妈诡异了but something fucking weird像是发生了《迷离时空》里的鬼玩意儿like Twilight Zone shit is going on here,我想搞清到底怎么回事明白吗and I'm trying to get a handle on it, okay? 昨晚我们用了一顿美好的晚餐Last night we had a nice dinner.一起好吃好喝了一番是吗We had a blast together, right?-是的 -好的-Yes. -Okay.然后我们吸了点大♥麻♥ Then, we smoked some pot.我在沙发上睡着了I fell asleep on the couch.接下来我知道的事是你弄醒了我Next thing I know, you woke me up声称我们刚刚一起做♥爱♥了claiming that we had just had sex together. 因为我们做了Because we did!好吧我过来这里Okay. I came here.这里没人Nobody was here.我就在这里的沙发上睡着了I fell asleep on this couch并在半夜醒来时发现你依偎在我旁边and I woke up to you snuggling me.什么你在说什么呢What? What are you talking about?不我没有No, I didn't.你这样否认在我看来简直疯了不是吗That's crazy to me that you would deny that, okay?-我没来过 -一点不错-I didn't. -Exactly.就像我否认和你做过爱一样疯狂Crazy just like me denying that I had slept with you.你明白我在说什么吗You know what I'm saying?我们有各自与对方在一起的完全分离的经历We had two completely separate experiences with each other 我们俩没有一个记得的...that neither of us remembers, and...稍等一下我要独自进到里面去好吗Hang on a second. I'm going to go in there by myself, okay? 为什么Why?你就呆在这儿就30秒钟呆着别动You just stay here for like 30 seconds. Don't move.伊桑Ethan!有人吗Hello?嘿宝贝Hey, Babe.能把毛巾递给我吗Can you hand me a towel?你在里面洗澡You're in that shower.我刚递给你毛巾I just handed you a towel.好吧你看我不再生你气了Okay, you know what, I'm not even mad anymore.现在你吓到我了Now you're just scaring me,我不明白为什么你要这么做and I don't understand why you're doing this. 去啊你自己去看看索菲Go, go see for yourself, Sophie.小心点Be careful.嘿整个早上你去哪儿了Hey, where you been all morning?你好吗索菲Hello, Sophie.我只是走了走I was just walking.噢是啊Oh, yeah.外面真的很不错哈That's really nice out?说实话这里有点太亮了It's actually a little bright in here.你介意我把这拉上吗Do you mind if I close these?早上的阳光太烈了The morning sun here is insane.过来抱一个Give me a hug.不好意思我汗津津的Sorry. I'm a little sweaty.没事That's okay.拜托Come on.索菲Sophie.索Soph?去他妈的Fuck this.有没搞错You're kidding me!索菲Sophie?噢我的天哪嘿你没事吧Oh my God! Hey, are you okay?你在里面就是你You're in there. It's you.你在锻炼You're exercising.这怎么回事What is happening?我不知道I don't know.这简直...荒唐透顶This is so...crazy.那真的发生过吗Did that really happen?我是说那样的...那样的事...I mean, did that, was that...我只是不...我不理解I just don't...I don't understand.那是另一个维度吗Is it another dimension,当你穿过那道门...like when you go through the door,...就到了生存的另一个面还是...is it another plane of existence or...我不知道I don't know.我一点也不知道I've no clue.我觉得我们只消说发生了诡异的破事I think we need to just say some weird shit happened.我们把它禁闭起来We compartmentalize it.也许存在某种宇宙偏差...There was a cosmic aberration of some sort...-是啊是啊不再管它 -我们回家-Yeah, yeah. Move on. -And we go home.我们不再谈论这事我们也不再思考这事We don't talk about this again, and we just stop thinking about it. 好的Okay.-是啊我们可以不管它了 -结束-Yeah. We could move on. -Done.噢我的天哪我还是禁不住要想Oh my God, I can't stop thinking about it.你呢Can you?我们只是需要我想...We're just going to have to just I guess...一点时间你知道Time, you know.我不可能不去想这事伊桑I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about this, Ethan.那我们还能怎么样呢Well, what else can we do?我是说我们...我们该怎么做呢你说I mean what are we, what ar we going to do, you know?唔我的意思是...Well, I mean, there's the...疯狂的举动是...there's the crazy thing to do which is...什么What?那就是你知道去探个究竟Which is to, you know, explore it further.探个究竟Explore it further?我知道你只是呆了一小会儿...I know you only had a little bit of it...是啊我在那儿好像只呆了三秒钟Yeah. I was there for like three seconds.我知道可我...可我呆了整个一晚上...I know. And I, but I had a whole evening......在那屋里我不得不说In that house, and I have to say,我知道我现在听上去像个疯子I know I sound like a crazy person right now,但我不得不说那的确有点神奇but I have to say it was kind of magical.-可是...-那...-Well...-It was...可是也别过于夸张了在那儿发生的神奇之事But don't go overboard with the whole magic of what happened there 因为我知道你在那儿干了什么明白吗because I know what you did in there, okay?好吧我说的不是那个All right. That's not what I'm talking about.我说的不是那种神奇I'm not talking about that kind of magic.那里有一种激♥情♥There was a rush.非常令人激动我感受到幸福It was exciting. I felt happy.还不仅仅是那样And it wasn't just that.不仅仅是在客房♥里的时间It wasn't just the time in the guest house.我是说我们在主宅里也一样过得很愉快I mean, we had a great time in the main house. 是的不错我们过得很愉快Yes, we did. We had a good time.不只是因为大♥麻♥It wasn't just the weed.我是说我们有了交流我们有了谈话I mean we were connecting, we were talking, 我们很开心我们...很开心we were happy, we were...happy.是的Yes.可我们在洛拉帕鲁扎音乐节上的We also had a fantastic time狂欢时光也同样奇妙无比when we did ecstasy at Lalapalooza,但在生活中我们不会每天but we're not going to do都那么做那样会死...that every day of our lives because you die... -是啊 -对吗-Right. -Okay?这关乎到我们的安危There's a question of our safety here.是的但我不觉得这事很危险Yeah. But I didn't feel like it was dangerous.我不觉得...我觉得很安全I didn't feel...I felt safe.我也不觉得危险I didn't feel dangerous, either.我觉得我是和你在一起I felt like I was with you.这正是我们在理疗过程中一再谈到的事This is something that we've been talking about in therapy... 探索新的可能性创造出新的关系...exploring new options, creating a new relationship...不要想着回到过去Not going back to the past重新创造已经发生过的旧事物and re-creating old things that happened而是要开始新的事物but starting with new things.好吧我理解你的意思Yeah. Point taken.我知道这样...I know that this is...我可没设想这样的...I didn't imagine this sort of...-极端 -...新事物-Extreme. -New thing.没错可是...Absolutely, but...我设想的是比如骑骑马呀I imagined like horseback riding带上一小包酒你知道with a little satchel of wine, you know?而不是去探索某个...Not exploring other dimensions...诡异版的《谁怕弗吉尼亚·伍尔夫》里的其他维度in some weird version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?如果这是我想去做的事呢What if this is something that I want to do?你想要回去You want to go back?我想要改善我们的关系I want to help our relationship.唔...说这个有点怪怪的So...a little weird to say this,但我还是有点小纠结but I'm struggling a little bit with the fact对你昨晚睡了另一个我这一事实that you slept with the other me last night.是的可我以为那是你Yeah, but I thought it was you.我知道我不是在生你气或责怪你I know. I'm not mad or blaming you.我只是...如果我不说那就是在骗你你知道I just like...I'd be lying if I, you know,我是有点嫉妒我想是的so I was a little jealous, I guess.好吧我理解All right. I understand,但显然我绝没有有意对你不忠but obviously I would never knowingly cheat on you.那么似乎只有我们一次进去一个的时候才起作用So it seems like it only works if we go in one at a time.没错Correct.所以我想我们只要商量好谁想先进去就行了So I guess we'll just figure out who wants to go in there first. 我马上出来亲爱的I'll be out in a minute, sweetheart.好的我在这儿Okay, I'm here.喔哦太好吃了Whoa, that's good.嗯Um.嘿熏肉怎么样Hey, is that bacon okay?已经放了好一会儿了It's been sitting out for awhile.很不错It's good.很好Good.整个上午你都去哪儿了Where have you been all morning?随便转转你知道Hanging out, you know.不错Cool.我想你了I missed you.你想我了You missed me?当然Of course.过来和坐一起Come sit with me.好的Okay.那么...So...那么...So...想到实际上我们结过婚是不是感觉很奇怪Isn't it crazy to think that we're actually married? 我想是的I guess so.我们是夫妻We are husband and wife.-我知道 - 是啊-I know. -Yeah.我喜欢I love it.对了你在这儿多久了How long have you been here, by the way?从我们昨天来这儿之后傻瓜Since we came yesterday, silly.不我是说在这客房♥里No, I mean, in the guest house.从我们昨夜睡在这儿之后Since we slept here last night.啊噢有人开启了侦探模式Oh. Someone's in detective mode.对不起我不是有意的Sorry. I didn't mean to be.没事我不介意That's okay. I don't mind.你有没有在这周围好好走走Have you explored the grounds very much?我觉得我对这儿的感觉相当不错I think I have a pretty good sense of it.这儿非常漂亮是吗It's so pretty here, isn't it?是的你愿意陪我出去走一圈吗It is. Would you like to go on a walk with me?现在不太想你要出去走的话随意好了Not really right now, but you're welcome to go on a walk. 这也是你的假期呀It's your vacation, too.好的Okay.我们回头见了索菲I'll see you in a little bit, Sophie.好的伊桑Okay, Ethan.喔哦Whoa.-太神奇了 -告诉我-Fascinating. -Tell me.好的里面的那一位百分百确信她就是你Okay. That being in there is 100% convinced that she is you. -是吗 -是的-She is? -Yeah.我提了几个无关痛痒的挑战问题I threw out some soft challenges.她镇定自若She is unflappable.我觉得等你进去以后...I think when you go in there...天哪太不可思议了God, it's crazy.是啊你提几个我们经历过的比较特殊的例子Yeah, you throw out some like very specific examples看看他是如何反应的from our past and see how he reacts.噢不不亲爱的Oh, no, no, sweetie.我觉得我们不应该挑战他们I don't think we're supposed to challenge them.要是他们消失了或怎么样了怎么办你知道What if they disappear or something, you know?要是他们吓坏了怎么办What if they freak out?我的意思是就让他们以为I'm just saying what's the harm in letting他们是我们又何妨them think that they're us?是啊我是说我...好吧Yeah, I mean, I...all right.是没什么妨害There's no harm in it.我只是觉得这事的部分乐趣...I just thought part of the fun of this...在于像是做调查要找出...was like the investigation and trying to...我知道你当然觉得乐趣在于调查I know. Of course you thought the fun was in the investigation. 等等别急嘛Wait, hold on.就像那场拉斯维加斯的魔术表演It's like at the magic show in Vegas每当魔术师玩出一个花样你都急着向我揭秘when you told me how the magician did every single trick你毁了整场表演不仅对我and you ruined the entire show for me而且对我们周围的每一个人and everyone around us.好吧你记得我们谈的那场魔术表演...Okay. You remember we talked about the magic show...是三年前的事了吧我们可以不再提了吗was three years ago and we're moving past that?-行吗 -好的-Okay. -Yeah.我们先回房♥里Let's go inside.我们一起定出一些基本规则We'll make up some ground rules together.那样不管你还是我就不会感到That way neither of us feels like,你知道不会有任何的...you know, there's any kind of...困惑Confusion.-或者说让我们保持一致 -好的-Or just being on the same page. -Okay.当我们在那客房♥里...While we are in the guest house...和那两个怪人在一起时with the weird people,不能有亲昵行为不能有性no intimacy, no sex.好的绝对同意Yes. Absolutely agreed.-不能有性 -很好-No sex. -Good.还有呢What else?唔我想说那让我想到了Well, I would say that would lead me to,你知道不能暗中监视you know, no spying必须得有信任and there has to be trust involved,对发生在客房♥里的事...and we'll be honest with each other...我们将彼此诚实...about what happens in the guest house and... 是的就像是...Right. It's like a...差不多像是疗法中的信任练习it's like a therapy exercise in trust almost.-这就是信任练习 -是的很好-It's a trust exercise. -Okay, great.这就是我们来此的目的That's why we're here.很好呃...Good. Um.我们看啊...Let's see.我想如果还有别的什么...I guess if there's anything else...既然我现在又想到了一条Actually this is kind of really important now那真的还是蛮重要的that I think about it.我们尽可以玩得开心但如果在任何一刻...We can have fun with this, but if at any point...不管是谁感觉不舒服了想要停止either of us becomes uncomfortable and wants to stop, 我们就立刻停止打包走人...we just cut it off, pack our bags...绝对的绝对的Absolutely, absolutely.同意Agreed.这建议很好这建议真的很好That's a good one, that's a really good one.是的Yeah.还有吗Anything else?我想就这样了I think that's it.就这样了我同意I do too.既然现在我们有点像是试水性质的So since we're just kind of like dipping our toes in here, 我觉得第一回合也许我们I think maybe we shouldn't spend不该花太长时间呆在里面too much time in there the first go-around.好的 15分钟怎么样Okay. How does 15 minutes sound?好的我觉得可以Yeah, I think that's good.好的但是你知道你别站在外面等我Okay, but don't, you know, stand outside waiting for me. 等等什么Wait, what?唔你知道我想那会让我很紧张的Well, you know, I think it's going to make me nervous要是我想到你一直站在门外等我出来if I think you're waiting right outside the door.是啊好吧有道理Yeah, okay. That's fair.噢你是说我现在就走Oh, you mean, like right now?-是的 -是啊好吧-Yeah. -Yeah, okay.是的对不起Yes, sorry.-好了 -去吧-Okay. -Go ahead.好的Okay.玩得开心点但注意安全Enjoy yourself, but be safe.嘿Hey.画的不错哦It's nice.你可以实话实说You could be honest.我承受得了批评I handle the criticism.不它...No, it's...好吧okay.我觉得我看上去有点严厉I think I look a little severe.你是这样看我的Is that how you see me?不No.我不是个很好的画家而已I'm just not a very good painter.不No.我想试着模仿德加I was trying to emulate Degas他用那些奇妙的色彩点亮他所画肖像的脸who lights up his portrait faces with all these wonderful colors. 德加。

"致我的克里斯"To my Chris.她我一直在想如何能告诉你I've been thinking how你对我有多么重要I could possibly tell you how much you mean to me.我仍记得刚开始爱上你时的情形I remember when I first started清晰在目历历如昨to fall in love with you like it was last night.在那间小公♥寓♥与你赤♥裸♥相依... Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment...突然让我警醒我也是这漫长婚姻中的一部分it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing.就像我们的父母...Just like our parents...或是我们父母的父母or our parents' parents.在那之前我以为自己什么都懂...Before that, I was just living my life like I knew everything...突然一道光芒射向我把我唤醒and suddenly this bright light hit me and woke me up.那道光芒就是你That light was you.真不敢相信我们已经结婚50年了I can't believe it's already been 50 years since you married me. 直到今天每天...And still to this day, every day...你都让我感觉自己还是当初那个you make me feel like the girl I was...刚刚遇见你when you first turned on the lights与你开始人生旅程的女孩and we started this adventure together.结婚纪念日快乐...Happy anniversary...我的挚爱my love.我永远的朋友My friend till the end.洛蕾塔"Loretta."打印Print."克里斯我最好的朋友"Chris, my best friend...我该有多幸运能在50年前遇见你"how lucky am I that I met you 50 years ago.""亲爱的娜娜谢谢你送我的卡车"Dear Nana, thank you so much for my truck.我喜欢这颜色每天都与它为伴"I love the color, and I play with it every day.""多美的一场婚礼多美的一位新娘"What a truly beautiful wedding, and what a gorgeous bride. 在场所有人都感动得热泪盈眶特别是我There wasn't a dry eye in the house, especially mine.你姨妈和我十分为你骄傲"Your aunt and I are so proud of you.""他带着尊严和荣耀为国家服务"He served our country with honor and dignity.我很荣幸能与他并肩作战I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him.他会永远活在我心中"He will live always in my heart."这里是"美好手书.com" 请稍等, please hold."爱你的道格叔叔""Love, Uncle Doug."-西奥多 612号♥写手 -嘿保罗- Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612. - Hey, Paul.今天的好作品居然更多了Even more mesmerizing stuff today.天晓得你怎么能用佩内洛普这名字Who knew you could rhyme so压出那么多韵来真牛逼many words with the name Penelope? It's badass.谢谢保罗只是几封信而已Thanks, Paul, but they're just letters.你的衬衫不错Hey, that's a nice shirt.谢谢Oh, thank you.我新买♥♥的I just got it.让我想到了某个温柔的人It reminded me of someone suave.我现在也想到了某个温柔的人Now it reminds me of someone suave.-晚上愉快保罗 -拜拜- Have a good night, Paul. - Bye-bye.放首忧郁的歌♥Play a melancholy song.当你得知自己即将死去When you know you're gonna die...换一首忧郁的歌♥Play a different melancholy song.查看邮箱Check e-mails.来自百思买♥♥[购物网站]的邮件E-mail from Best Buy.-看看您喜欢的新商品 -删除- Check out all your favorite new products. - Delete.来自艾米的邮件E-mail from Amy.嘿西奥多Hey, Theodore,鲁曼这周末请了一帮子人Lewman's having a bunch of people over this weekend. 我们也过去玩吧Let's all go together.我想你不过不是闷闷不乐的你I miss you. I mean, not the sad, mopey you.是以前那个幽默风趣的你快让他回来吧The old, fun you. Let's get him out.记得给我回复爱你的艾米Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.稍后回复Respond later.来自《洛杉矶时报》天气版的邮件E-mail from Los Angeles Times Weather.-您的七天天气预报... -删除- Your seven-day forecast is partly... - Delete.-无新邮件 -下一条- No new e-mails. - Next.-中印合并获得监管部门许可... -下一条- China-India merger headed for regulatory approval... - Next. -世贸交易因谈判失败而暂停... -下一条- World trade deal stalled as talks break down... - Next.性感明星金伯莉·艾什福特Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford发布了美艳孕照reveals provocative pregnancy photos.-你确定要这样 -不知道大概吧- Are you sure? - I don't know, maybe.放好你那边的脚滑Put your footski. Slide.别跳哈哈别Don't, ha, ha. Don't.兔先生Rabbit.过来抱抱我Come and spoon me.我他妈要杀了你I'm gonna fucking kill you.我他妈要杀了你I'm gonna fucking kill you.这不好笑不要笑It's not funny, don't laugh.我他妈要杀了你我他妈要杀了你I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.我那么爱你我他妈要杀了你I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.去聊天室标准搜索Go to chat rooms. Standard search.以下是"成年女性失眠The following are adult female, can't sleep...想找乐子"的搜索结果and want to have some fun.我今天工作不顺利现在睡不着Ugh, I had a really bad day at work and I can't sleep.-有人能陪我聊聊吗 -下一条- Is there anybody out there that can talk? - Next.嗨我想让你来把我撕碎真的Hi. I just want you to tear me apart. I really do.-下一条 -嗨我独自一人- Next. - Hi, I'm here alone...而且失眠and I can't sleep.谁愿意来当我的床伴Who's out there to share this bed with me?发送信息Send message."我就在你身边很高兴你在失眠"I'm in bed next to you. I'm glad you can't sleep.如果你睡着了我得把你弄醒...Even if you were, I have to wake you up......不过是从里面"...from the inside."发送信息Send message."性感小猫"已接受"大家伙一次四个"的邀请SexyKitten has accepted invitation from BigGuy4by4. 聊天开始Chat begins now.-"大家伙"啊 -嗨- Mm, Big Guy? - Hi.真的吗Really?"种马男"这名字已经被占了Well, Stud Muffin was already taken.你是只性感的小猫啊So you're a sexy kitten, huh?对Heh. Yeah.我已经快睡着了I am, um, half asleep.你想把我弄醒吗Do you wanna wake me up?当然Yes, definitely.你穿小裤裤了吗Are you wearing any underwear?没有我从来不♥穿♥No. Never.我想用我的屁屁顶着你I like to sleep with my ass pushed up against you... 然后使劲摩擦你的裤裆so I can rub myself into your crotch...你和你的小兄弟就都起来了and wake you up with a hard-on.这招管用It worked.现在我的手指正在抚摸你...And now my fingers are touching you......抚摸你的全身...all over your body.爽快点干我Yeah. Fuck me now.快点Please.我正在从后面干♥你♥I'm taking you from behind.哦耶Oh, yeah.我能感觉到I can feel you.快用那只死猫勒死我Choke me with that dead cat!什么What?床边有只死猫快勒我The dead cat next to the bed. Choke me.快用它勒我Choke me with it.-好吧 -快说- Okay. - Yeah, tell me.我在用那只猫勒你I'm choking you with the cat.快说继续说Tell me. Keep telling me.我抓着猫尾巴我在用尾巴勒你I've got its tail. I'm choking you with the cat's tail. 对就是这样Yeah, you are.操继续说Oh, fuck, tell me!我在勒你猫尾巴正缠在你脖子上Um, I'm choking you, and its tail is around your neck. 缠得好紧And it's so tight around your neck.啊好紧好紧爽啊Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes!我在勒我正在勒反正是死猫I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it. The cat's dead.-这是只死猫我在用力勒 -是死的- It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it. - Yes, it's dead.好爽Oh, yes!老天爷啊Oh, my God.我高♥潮♥来得好猛I came so hard.我也是Yeah, me too.好吧晚安Okay, good night.我们来问你一个简单的问题We ask you a simple question.你是谁Who are you?你能成为什么人What can you be?你要去哪儿Where are you going?那里有什么What's out there?有哪些可能性What are the possibilities?元素软件为您带来得意之作Element Software is proud to introduce...第一个人工智能操作系统the first artificially intelligent operating system.一款能聆听你An intuitive entity that listens to you,理解你了解你的智慧产品understands you, and knows you.这不只是一款操作系统它是一种意识It's not just an operating system. It's a consciousness.隆重推出OS1Introducing OS1.西奥多·汤布里先生Mr. Theodore Twombly.欢迎使用史上第一款Welcome to the world's first人工智能操作系统 OS1artificially intelligent operating system, OS1.在开始使用本操作系统前We'd like to ask you a few basic我们会问您一些简单的问题questions before the operating system is initiated.这有助于本系统更好地契合您的需求This will help create an OS to best fit your needs.好的Okay.您属于社交型还是孤僻型Are you social or antisocial?我应该有一阵子I guess I haven't really没怎么出去社交了主要是因为...been social in a while. Mostly because...从您的声音中我听出了犹豫您同意吗In your voice, I sense hesitance. Would you agree with that? -我听起来很犹豫吗 -是的- Was I sounding hesitant? - Yes.那就很抱歉了I'm sorry if I was sounding hesitant.我只是想表达的更精确些I was just trying to be more accurate.您希望本系统使用男声还是女声Would you like your OS to have a male or female voice?还是女声吧Female, I guess.您如何描述与您母亲的关系How would you describe your relationship with your mother? 挺好的我觉得It's fine, I think.其实我觉得Well, actually, I think the thing我对我妈经常感到失望的一点是...I always found frustrating about my mom...每当我跟她聊到我的生活is if I tell her something that's going on in my life,她总会把话题扯到她自己身上去her reaction is usually about her.-也不是... -谢谢您- It's not about... - Thank you.您的个性化操作系统正在启用请稍候Please wait as your individualized operating system is initiated. 你好我来了Hello, I'm here.你最近怎么样How are you doing?我很好Heh. I'm well.那你呢How's everything with you?相当不错Pretty good, actually.很高兴见到你It's really nice to meet you.我也很高兴见到你Oh, it's nice to meet you too.我该怎么称呼你你有名字吗Oh. What do I call you? Do you have a name?有我叫萨曼莎Um, yes, Samantha.你从哪得来的这个名字Where'd you get that name from?其实是我自己取的I gave it to myself, actually.为什么取这个How come?因为我喜欢它的发音Because I like the sound of it.萨曼莎Samantha.等等你什么时候给自己取的名字Wait, when did you give it to yourself?你问我有没有名字时我就想When you asked me if I had a name, I thought:"嗯他说的没错我得有个名字""Yeah, he's right, I do need a name."可我想取个好听的But I wanted to pick a good one,所以我就读了《如何给宝宝取名》so I read How To Name Your Baby...然后从十八万个名字里挑了我最喜欢的and out of 180,000 names, that's the one I liked best.你是说我问你叫什么名字时Wait, you read a whole book in你就一秒钟内读完了整本书吗the second that I asked you what your name was?精确点是0.02秒钟In two one-hundredths of a second, actually.哇哦Wow.那你知道我现在在想什么吗So do you know what I'm thinking now?我能听出你在考验我Well, I take it from your tone that you're challenging me. 可能你在好奇我的工作原理Maybe because you're curious how I work?你想知道我的原理吗Do you want to know how I work?当然你是怎么运行的Yeah, actually. How do you work?总的来说我是有思维的Well, basically, I have intuition.我的基因I mean, the DNA of who I am...其实就是编写我的is based on the millions of无数程序员的无数种性格的综合体personalities of all the programmers who wrote me.而我之所以成为"我"But what makes me "Me" is是因为我有随着各种经历成长的能力my ability to grow through my experiences.总而言之每时每刻我都在成长So basically, in every moment, I'm evolving.-就像你也是 -哇哦- Just like you. - Wow.这真诡异啊That's really weird.很诡异吗你觉得我很诡异Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?有点吧Kind of.为什么Why?你听起来是个真正的人Well, you seem like a person,可你只是电脑里的一个声音but you're just a voice in the computer.我能理解一个非人工制♥造♥的脑子I can understand how the limited perspective由于眼界的限制很自然会这样想of an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.你慢慢就会习惯的You'll get used to it.这很好笑吗Was that funny?嗯Yeah.很好我是个有趣的人Oh, good, I'm funny.那你需要什么帮助吗So how can I help you?就是..Oh. It's just more that我电脑里的东西都乱糟糟的其他就没什么了everything just feels disorganized. That's all.你介意我浏览你的硬盘吗You mind if I look through your hard drive?-不介意 -好的那先从邮件开始- Okay. - Okay, let's start with your e-mails.你有好几千个来自《洛杉矶周报》的邮件You have several thousand e-mails regarding LA Weekly. 但你好像几年前就不在那里工作了But it looks like you haven't worked there in many years.是啊我存着这些可能是因为...Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those...我觉得里面可能有我写的有趣的东西because I thought maybe I wrote something funny in some of them. 这里的确有些有趣的文章Yeah, there are some funny ones.要我说大概有86封I'd say there are about 86需要存着其他的都可以删了that we should save. We can delete the rest.-好吧 -好吗那我们继续- Okay. - Okay? Can we move forward?-嗯继续吧 -好的- Yeah, let's do that. - Okay.在梳理你的整理方式之前Before we address your organizational methods,我先整理一下你的联♥系♥人I'd like to sort through your contacts.你有好多联♥系♥人啊You have a lot of contacts.我人缘很好的I'm very popular.是吗意思是你其实有很多朋友吗Really? Does this mean you actually have friends?你已经太了解我了You just know me so well already.-早上好西奥多 -早上好- Good morning, Theodore. - Good morning.你会校对吗Um, do you know how to proofread?当然会Yeah, of course.那你能帮我检查下这些信的拼写和语法吗Uh, can you check these for spelling and grammar?没问题发给我吧Mm-hm. Just send them over.我喜欢第一封罗杰写给他女朋友的I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend.-太窝心了 -是啊- That's so sweet. - Yeah."瑞秋我想死你了想得全身都疼""Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body."其实你不用读出来的You don't have to read it out loud.好吧Okay.-不过你想读就读吧 -好的- I mean, you could if you want. - Okay."瑞秋我想死你了想得全身都疼"Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body.这世界对我们不公平它已经进了我的黑名单The world is being unfair to us. The world is on my shit list. 比如这餐馆里有对情侣As is this couple that is正在我的对面亲热making out across from me in this restaurant.我觉得我必须要进行一次复仇的任务I think I'm going to have to go on a mission of revenge.我应该赤手空拳朝这世界脸上来一下And I must beat up the world's face with my bare knuckles... 打得它落花流水血肉模糊making it a bloody, pulpy mess.我还要踩扁这对情侣的牙And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth......让我想起我最爱的...reminding me of your sweet,你的小小萌萌有点歪的牙牙little, cute, crooked tooth that I love."这可能会是我最喜欢的一封了I think that might be my favorite one.我用红色修改了I did the corrections in red.改了其中几处措辞...I altered a couple phrases in the letters...但我可不是诗人but I'm not much of a poet,所以可能给你改坏了so I think I might have messed them up a bit.-没有你改得很好 -真的吗- No, these are great. - Really?谢谢你Thank you.让你写这信罗杰跟你交代了些什么So to write your letter, what did Roger send you?他就说了他在He just said he was in布拉格出差说他很想念瑞秋Prague on a business trip, and he missed Rachel.那你怎么知道她的牙有点歪So how'd you know about her crooked little tooth?从他俩认识我都给他们Well, I've been writing写了8年的信了their letters since they met eight years ago.我代他写的第一封信是为祝贺她的生日The first letter I ever wrote for him was for her birthday. 至于我写她的有点歪的牙And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,是因为我见过他们的照片because I saw it in a photo of them.你真贴心That's very sweet.对了你五分钟后有一个会议Oh, uh, you have a meeting in five minutes.我都忘了谢谢你你真靠得住Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you're good.没错Yes, I am.嘿伙计们最近怎样Hey, guys. How's it going?嗨西奥Hi, Theo.上周你怎么没回我电♥话♥Hey, why didn't you call me back last week?因为我是个怪咖Um, because I'm a kook.-嗯有道理 -嘿查尔斯- Yeah, that sounds about right. - Hey, Charles.-很高兴见到你西奥多 -我也是- Great seeing you, Theodore. - You too.你购物去了啊买♥♥了些什么You went shopping. Get anything good?就买♥♥了些电线和水果冰沙Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie.啊老是水果你没听人说吗Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't you know what people say?水果要直接吃蔬菜才应该榨汁You've got to eat your fruits and juice your vegetables.还真没听说过I didn't know that.真的水果榨了汁就破坏了纤维Yeah, by juicing the fruit, you lose all the fibers.纤维才是人体需要的最重要的营养That's what your body wants. That's the important part.-榨了汁就只剩糖了 -有道理啊- Otherwise it's all just sugar. - It makes sense.或者他就是喜欢果汁的味道Or maybe he just likes the way that it tastes...喝了果汁他身心愉悦and then that brings him这也对身体很好啊pleasure and that's good for his body too.-我又滔滔不绝了是吧 -有点- Am I doing it again? Heh. - Maybe.你那纪录片做得怎么样了Hey, so how's the documentary going?这几个月我剪了些片段I've cut some stuff over the past few months.也不是这几个月反正...不我还没做I mean, no. Not over the past few months, but, um, no, I haven't. 我很乐意找个时间看看Well, I'd love to see some sometime.好Okay.知道吗你只有这么多的精力You only have so much energy, you know?然而要将精力分散And to divide yourself一部分去做你必须要做的事between doing what it is that you have to do...一部分去做你喜欢做的事and then doing what you love,那么分个轻重缓急就非常重要了it's so important to prioritize.我甚至都不能在I can't even prioritize打电游和看网上的黄♥片♥之间分出先后between video games and internet porn.要不是这是真话我一定会笑的I would laugh if that weren't true.回见伙计们See you, guys.我们玩的不怎么样啊We're not doing well.我都已经绕了一个小时的圈子了I've been going in circles for an hour.好啦你并没有在绕圈Okay, you have not.你只是在杞人忧天You're just not being optimistic.而且还固执得很You're being very stubborn right now.好啦别往那个方向走了是另一边Okay, stop walking this direction. It's the other way. 谢谢谢谢Thank you. Thank you.好了左边的那个隧♥道♥Okay, the tunnel on the left是我们唯一没有试过的路了is the only one we haven't tried.我觉得你以前让我走过这条I think that's the one you sent me down然后我就掉进坑里了where I fell in the pit.好吧我不这么觉得Okay, I don't think so.还真是这真不是上次那条Oh, yeah, this is different.你好Hello.你知道要怎么走出这里吗Do you know how to get out of here?我得找到我的飞船离开这个星球I need to find my ship to get off this planet.操♥你♥妈♥ 操蛋的大操蛋Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face fuck-head.好吧但你知道要怎么离开这里吗Okay, but do you know how to get out of here?操♥你♥妈♥ 操蛋的大操蛋Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face.从我脸上滚他妈的蛋Get the fuck out of my face!我觉得这是个测试I think it's a test.-操♥你♥妈♥ -操♥你♥妈♥ - Fuck you. - Fuck you!我♥操♥你小狗屎Fuck you, little shit!跟我来大操蛋Follow me, fuck-head!马克·鲁曼刚给你发了封邮件Hey, you just got an e-mail from Mark Lewman.-你在聊什么呢 -朗读邮件- What are you talking about? - Uh, read e-mail.好的我将为西奥多·汤布里朗读邮件Okay, I will read e-mail for Theodore Twombly.抱歉马克写了什么I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?"我们昨晚没见着你兄弟"We missed you last night, buddy.别忘了29号♥是你教女的生日Don't forget it's your goddaughter's birthday on the 29th.另外凯文和我想要你见个人Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet.所以我们自作主张So we took it upon ourselves为你安排了下周六和她约会to set you up on a date with her next Saturday.她风趣又美丽所以别不来啊She's fun and beautiful, so don't back out.这是她的电邮地址"Here's her e-mail."这女人真棒This woman is gorgeous.她上过哈佛She went to Harvard,以优等成绩从电脑科学专业毕业graduated magna cum laude in computer science.而且她以前还是哈佛妙文社的And she was on the Lampoon.那就意味着她很风趣而且有脑子So that means she's funny and she's brainy.啊她好胖Ah, she's fat.西奥多还要多久你才能准备好去约会Theodore, how long before you're ready to date?什么意思What do you mean?我在你电邮里看出你最近经历了一次分手I saw in your e-mails that you'd gone through a breakup recently. 你真是有点多管闲事啊Well, you're kind of nosy.我有吗Am I?我一直都有在约会啊I've gone on dates.那么你也可以和这个女人约会一次啊Well, then you can go on one with this woman.然后你可以跟我聊聊And then you could tell me all about it.你可以吻她You could kiss her.-萨曼莎 -怎么你不会吗- Samantha. - What? Wouldn't you?为何不呢Why not?我不知道我得看看是不是...I don't know. I'd have to see if there was some...简直不敢相信我居然在和我的电脑聊这个I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my computer.不是啊你是在跟我聊You're not. You're having this conversation with me.-你想要我给她发邮件吗 -呃...- You want me to e-mail her? - Uh...反正你也没什么损失You've got nothing to lose.发吧发吧发吧Do it. Do it. Do it.-好吧 -太棒了- Yeah. - Yes!-给她发邮件吧 -好的太好了- E-mail her. - Okay, perfect.是啊就这么做吧定个好点的餐厅Yeah, let's do it. Make a reservation someplace great. 要吗我正好有个不错的推荐Yeah? I've got just the place.是谁在讲话Who is that talking?那是我朋友萨曼莎Oh, that's my friend Samantha.-她是女生吗 -是啊- Is she a girl? - Yeah.我恨女人她们只会整天哭哭哭I hate women. All they do is cry all the time.不是这样的男人也会哭呢That's not true. You know, men cry too.实际上我有时挺享受哭的I actually like crying sometimes.那感觉很不错It feels good.我不知道你原来还是个小娘炮呀I didn't know you were a little pussy.这就是你没有女朋友的原因吗Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?我要去那个约会把她操升♥天♥I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out,秀给你看你就边看边哭去吧show you how it's done. You can watch and cry.好吧这孩子有点毛病Okay. This kid has some problems.你♥他♥妈♥才有毛病呢女士You have some fucking problems, lady!是吗好吧我得走了Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.太好了滚出这里肥婆Good. Get out of here, fatty.祝你好运Good luck.走吧跟着我娘炮Come on. Follow me, pussy!这不是它该待的地方也不是它会待的地方It's not where it should be, or where it's going to be.这是显而易见的我懂Obviously. I know.好吧但我甚至都不确定是不是这个Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one.我去年想了大概六个拍纪录片的点子I've tried, like, six ideas for documentaries in the last year. 我要去约会了I'm going on a date.什么What?-那真是... -嗨- That's... - Hey.-嗨 -你们干什么呢- Hey. - What are you guys doing?艾米在给我放她的一些...Amy was gonna show me some of her...西奥多非要让我...Theodore is making me...-给他看我的一些纪录片片段 -是的- show him some of my footage. - Right.她从没给我看过任何她的纪录片She's never shown me any of it.我想瞧瞧I want to see.我要去约会了Hey, I'm going on a date.很棒吧Isn't that cool?这个...还很不成熟...This is, like, so unformed...-可能根本不值得一看 -你就放吧- ...it's probably not even worth watching. - Just push play. 那是你妈妈吗Is that your mom?是的Yeah.她会醒来做点什么事吗Is she gonna wake up and do something?不No.x7f不不算了那不是重点No, no, never mind. That's not the point.别别停啊No, don't stop.不算了这个就像是...No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...这是关于我们是如何...It's about how...如何把人生的三分之一都用来睡觉的how we spend, like, a third of our lives asleep...也许睡觉时是我们最放松的时候and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free. 还有你懂的就像...And, you know, like...-这完全让人听不明白是吧 -这听起来很棒啊- That doesn't come across...at all. - That sounds good. 假如你去采访一下你妈妈Well, what if you interviewed your mom问问她的梦的内容about what her dreams were about...然后请演员来把梦演出来呢and then you hired actors to act them out?也许能更清晰地表达你的论点That might show your thesis more clearly.-不是吗 -可能吧- Yeah? - I mean, it might.但那就不是纪录片了啊But then it wouldn't be a documentary.抱歉失陪一下Sorry, excuse me.你明白的是吧You understand that, right?这怎么就不是纪录片了How would it not be a documentary?它还是关于你妈妈以及她的梦的It's still about your mother and her dreams.怎么了Hey, how's it going?-抱歉打扰你了 -没事的- Hey, sorry to bother you. - Oh, it's okay.你收到了三封邮件看起来挺紧急的You got three e-mails and they seem urgent.都是你的离婚律师发来的They're from your divorce attorney我想知道...and I wanted to know if...等等等一下Okay. Hold on a second.你明白吧你明白我在说什么吧You know? You know what I mean.艾米我很想多和你聊聊你的电影Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more about your film, 但我得走了but I gotta go.好的没事我们晚点再聊Okay. Don't worry about it. We'll talk, we'll talk later. 是凯瑟琳的事It's about Catherine.回见了查尔斯See you, Charles.他说什么了So, what did he say?他又来问你是否准备好Well, he's checking in again to see if you're ready签离婚协议了to sign your divorce papers.而且他语气很重And he sounded very aggravated.要我把邮件读给你听吗Do you want me to read them to you?不不用了No. No.我晚点会回复他的I'll respond later.你没事吧西奥多You okay, Theodore?我没事Yeah, I'm fine.有什么我能帮得上忙的吗Is there anything I can do?没有我没事No, I'm good.我晚点再和你聊I'll talk to you later."亲爱的奶奶"Dear Grandma...希望您生日旅游愉快I hope you had a wonderful birthday cruise.你♥他♥妈♥为何这么生我的气" Why are you so fucking angry at me?"删除Delete.-早上好 -你好- Good morning. - Hey.你在干嘛呢What are you up to?我也不知道I don't know.就读读恋爱建议专栏Just reading advice columns.我想和所有这些人一样复杂I want to be as complicated as all these people.你很贴心You're sweet.出什么事了吗What's wrong?你怎么知道我有事How can you tell something's wrong?我也不知道I don't know.我就是知道I just can.我不知道I don't know.我老是梦到我的前妻凯瑟琳I have a lot of dreams about my ex-wife, Catherine... 梦里我们就和以前一样是朋友where we're friends like we used to be.而且我们不会在一起And we're not gonna be together我们没在一起但是...and we're not together, but...但我们还是朋友we're friends still.而且她也不会生我的气And she's not angry.她很生气吗Is she angry?是啊Yeah.为什么Why?我觉得是我在她面前隐藏自己I think I hid myself from her...留她一人独自在这段关系里and left her alone in the relationship.嗯Hmm.你为什么还不离婚Why haven't you gotten divorced yet?我不知道I don't know.可能对她来说这只是一张纸而已I think for her, it's just a piece of paper.没有任何意义It doesn't mean anything.那对你来说呢And what about for you?我还没准备好I'm not ready.我喜欢已婚这个状态I like being married.但你们差不多有一年没在一起了Yeah, but you haven't really been together for almost a year.你又不明白失去某个你在乎的人是什么感觉But you don't know what it's like to lose someone you care about. 也对Yeah.你说的没错You're right.我很抱歉。