英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版

英语情景剧剧本1~2第一篇：英语情景剧剧本1~2A: rabbit B: wolf C: duck D: butterfly E: mouse F: elephant(第一场)起床（背景音乐）rabbit：（起床动作）wake up!B C D E F: I get up at XX o’clock.rabbit: I am very hungry.Let’s have breakfast.(动作：发现自己的胡萝卜)Look!Carrot is orange, it is good for me.(吃的动作)wolf：I want to eat fish, fish is for my breakfast.Fish lives in the river.(动作:到河边抓鱼)butterfly：The flowers are beautiful.They are red, yellow, pink and purple.(动作:闻花香和喝)mouse：mouse(小老鼠的动作和声音)elephant：Haha, I have many fruits.Banana is yellow and sweet, watermelon is red and juicy.wolf:I want to eat the rabbit!(大家一起说：No!Rabbit is our friend.做指责狼的动作)（狼做吃叶子的动作，然后呕吐。

）（大家一起说；I’m full, it’s time to go to school.）第二场上学A andB rabbit:I am a rabbit, nice to meet you!wolf:I am a wolf, nice to meet you too!rabbit: I’m lovely and pink, I like carrot best.wolf: I’m strong and fierce, I like rabbit best.rabbit:I go to school by bike.wolf:I go to school by motorcycleC andD duck: I’m a duck.I can swim.I swim to school.butterfly: I’m a butterfly.I am beautiful.I fly to school.E andF mouse: I’m a mouse, I’m small and clever!I go to school by car.elephant：I’m an elephant, I’m big.I have two big ears and long nose.I am afraid of mouse.I walk to school.2.英语情景剧剧本：拔萝卜characters: rabbit, dog, monkey, goat.角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。

搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

交通路口进行整改措施交通路口是城市道路中最容易发生事故的位置之一，交通路口对于城市的交通运输具有重要作用。

然而，由于交通量大、车速快和交通行为不规范等多种因素，交通路口时常发生交通事故。

为保障交通安全，必须对交通路口进行整改措施。

一、交通路口整改的必要性交通路口为城市中最为繁忙、重要的区域之一，同时也是交通事故最频繁、最容易发生的区域之一。

交通路口的整改不仅可以提高交通安全水平，还可以改善道路交通状况，减少车辆消耗能量和排放的尾气污染，同时也提供更加舒适的交通环境。

二、交通路口整改的具体措施（一）规划合理的路口在进行交通路口的整改措施前，必须制定一个规划方案。

在规划过程中，应根据路口异形、交通量、交通行为等已有情况进行分析，制定出详细的规划方案。

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（二）设置交通指示标志在交通路口的繁忙区域，应该设置交通指示标志，包括交通信号灯、交通标志和交通指示牌等。

这些标志能够指示交通参与者行驶方向、交通行驶顺序等，提高交通安全水平。

（三）设置隔离设施对于比较繁忙的交通路口，应该设置隔离设施，包括道路隔离带、护栏等。

这些将交通路口划定清晰的行驶区域，防止车辆或人行道横穿马路，保障交通安全。

（四）修建天桥、地下通道对于那些繁忙的交通路口，在路口上方或下方修建天桥、地下通道，可以分离车辆和行人、自行车的行动。

天桥和地下通道不仅更安全，还可以提高繁忙的区域的容积率，扩大行车、行人和自行车的通行空间。

（五）安装视频监控设施为减少交通事故，在交通路口安装视频监控设施可以对交通行为进行监督和管理。

通过实时监控，能够记录下隐患，及时采取措施，保障交通安全。

三、总结交通路口整改措施是提高城市交通安全水平的重要方法之一。

通过规划合理的路口、设置交通指示标志、设置隔离设施、修建天桥、地下通道和安装视频监控设施等措施，可以减少因堆积、事故和污染带给城市带来的巨大损失，提升城市交通环境质量和生活质量，实现经济社会的快速发展。

英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。

英语情景剧剧本Title: Lost and FoundCharacters:- Alice, a young woman who lost her wallet- Ben, a kind stranger who found Alice's wallet- Rachel, Alice's roommate- Emma, Alice's best friendScene 1: Alice Lost Her Wallet(Alice is walking down the street, searching through her bag.) Alice: (frustrated) Where is my wallet? I can't believe I lost it. (Ben notices Alice looking worried and approaches her.)Ben: Hi, are you okay? You look a little lost.Alice: Actually, I lost my wallet, and I don't know where it is. Ben: Oh no, that's not good. Do you need any help?Alice: Yes, please. Can you help me look for it?Ben: Sure, let's start by checking the area around here. What does your wallet look like?Alice: It's a black leather wallet with a silver clasp.(Ben and Alice search for the wallet but can't find it.)Ben: I'm sorry, we didn't have any luck finding it.Alice: (disappointed) Thanks for trying though. I'll have to cancel my cards and get a new ID.Scene 2: Ben Finds Alice's Wallet(Ben is walking down the street and notices something on the ground.)Ben: (picking up the wallet) Wait a minute, this looks like the wallet Alice described.(Ben opens the wallet to find a driver's license with Alice's name.) Ben: (determined) I have to find her and return it.Scene 3: Ben Returns Alice's Wallet(Ben knocks on Alice's door.)Rachel: (opening the door) Hi, can I help you?Ben: Hi, I found this wallet on the street, and I believe it belongs to your roommate, Alice.Rachel: (excitedly) Yes, that's hers! Thank you so much for finding it. She's been so worried.(Ben hands Rachel the wallet.)Ben: No problem. It's good to know it's back in the right hands. (Alice walks in.)Alice: (surprised) Oh, my wallet! Thank you so much, where did you find it?Ben: I found it on the street near where we met earlier.Alice: (gratefully) Thank you, I don't know how to thank you. Ben: (smiling) Just glad I could help. Have a great day!Scene 4: Alice Shares the Good News(Alice meets up with Emma at a coffee shop.)Emma: Hey, how are you doing? Did you find your wallet? Alice: (excitedly) Yes, I did! A kind stranger found it and returned it to me.Emma: (surprised) Wow, that's amazing. You never know, people can be so helpful sometimes.Alice: (agreeing) Yes, it was such a relief. I'm grateful there are still good people out there.Emma: (smiling) Well, I'm just happy everything worked out okay. What do you say, let's celebrate with some coffee?Alice: (laughing) Sounds great to me!(They both sit down and enjoy their coffee together, relieved that Alice's wallet is safe and sound.)。

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

“额错咧,额 真滴错咧,额 从一开始就不 应该嫁过来 。 如果额没有嫁 过来，额现在 就不会 在这 个伤心地……
Liu Guanzhang and Zhu Geliang’s greeting
刘关张造访诸葛亮
These days,the borrower,is the god! 这年头儿，欠债的是大爷！
Oh,how unfortunate I am ! I‘m wrong .I’m really wrong . I’m wrong from the beginning . I should’t marry here, If I didn’t marry here,I’ll never in this heartbreaking place now ~~~~
Three visits
to the cottage
我们的剧本根据中国 Our script is based on the 历史上三顾茅庐的故 story ,San Gumaolu , 事改编而来，在本场 which is really famous in 演出中，我们融入了 Chinese history.In this 很多现代的搞笑元素， play,we add many modern and funny 也许对白中会出现一 elements.Maybe there are 些错误，但是我们小 some mistakes in our 组成员确实为之付出 dialogue,but this play is the result of painstaking 了辛勤的努力，希望 efforts of our group. Wish 大家能喜欢！敬请欣 you like it !Come on and enjoy yourself! 赏！

五人简短英语话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolorisit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinkthat'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:Ohthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!!!Getouthere!!!你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。

5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemaninthe world.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

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说话的椅子A.乞丐B.富人C.小花E.椅子F.新闻记者A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wo,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid? E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,people are always very stupid.E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a journalist . Today I saw a very strange thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will interview the two dizzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell me why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how important it is to mastery a foreign language,and how large the money affect us.is that all right,chair?E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.。

英语短剧六() 班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A ：乞丐 A : Hello, I am a beggar .【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。

】B ：商人 B : Hello, I am a businessman .【商人：你好，我是一个商人。

】E ：椅子 E : Hello, I am a chair .【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。

】F ：记者 F : Hello, I am a reporter .【记者：你好，我是个记者。

】剧本正文：A:Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread .I am hungry to die .【 A ：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。

我快饿死了。

】B:Get away,get away,dirty man .【 B ：走开，走开，肮脏的人。

】A:But…sir…Please listen to me！【 A ：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E:Oh，Man are always very tired .【 E ：唉，男人总是很烦。

】E:Sir!You lost your wallet!You can be a little smarter?【 E ：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗？】F : Good morning, everybody . I saw a very weird thing—— a chair opens its mouth .Now,I will interview the two Witness .【 F：早上好，各位。

我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。

现在，我将采访两个目击者。

】B :The chair can speak !Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【 B ：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad . We needn't take notice of him .Let me interview the other man .“Hello,sir .Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【 F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

4人经典小品剧本《有安排》《不差钱》的续集表演：赵本山毕福剑小沈阳毛毛毛毛：爷我有点紧张赵本山：别紧张你姥爷那都有安排。

小沈阳：对，放松点。

你看我多好哈！赵本山：你能紧张吗,你都没裆！毕福剑：各位观众，大家好！欢迎收看《星光大道》特别节目“今夜星光灿烂”！我们这期的节目特别，参赛的选手也特别。

他们是来自东北铁岭的丫蛋小沈阳，有请二位！毛毛：今天到这来比赛呀，（唱）小沈阳：登上星光大舞台呀。

毛毛：心里别提多高兴呀，小沈阳：满脸尽是笑开颜呀。

毛毛：祝在坐地各位观众朋友呀，小沈阳：哎哟哟哟哟哟哎哟呦呀。

赵本山：万事如意合家欢呀，毛毛：哎哟哟哟呀，赵小毛：（合）幸福生活到永远哎呀！毕福剑：等会等会，我说你怎么也跟着上来了呢？赵本山：我不嘉宾吗？毕福剑：嘉宾你也要有个出场顺序，这还没轮到你呢，赵本山：咱不实在亲戚吗，就别那么麻烦了。

毕福剑：好好，你请坐那。

这是我们请来的特殊的嘉宾，丫蛋的爷爷！来按照我们的规矩自报家门！谁先来？赵本山：不报过了吗？毕福剑：那是吃饭，那不算。

毛毛：爷咋说呀?赵本山：没事你该咋说就咋说，你姥爷那都有安排。

毛毛：大家好，我叫丫蛋，非常高兴能够来到星光大道。

我来星光大道是个偶然的机会。

我姥爷去吃饭，我爷没带钱。

结果鲍鱼龙虾都没有了！赵本山：这孩子说这干啥呀。

毛毛：饭虽然没吃好，可我姥爷还是带我来到星光大道，我感谢你我做------毕福剑：别别别，别再说了。

毛毛：我做啥都感谢你！毕福剑：好好，来来你来。

小沈阳：大家好，我叫小沈阳。

赵本山：英文名叫小损样。

小沈阳：我是来自铁岭苏格来情调的一名服务员。

赵本山：穿裤子经常跑偏小沈阳：他们都说我长得象牧羊人。

赵本山：更象牧羊犬。

毕福剑：不打断不打断。

小沈阳：我的爱好就是旅游，你向，泰国、新加坡、马来西亚这些国家。

赵本山：不吹你嘴干吧！小沈阳：我都没去过！毕福剑：没去过咱就不说了。

来准备下一个环节“才艺大比拼”！赵本山：我还没介绍呢？毕福剑：你，你是嘉宾这大家都知道了，就不用介绍了。

英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

b：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。

e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。

这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。

下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。

英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。

）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。

）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。

）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。

）Together:(Music)。

!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。

）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。

）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。

）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。

）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。