小学英语趣味

第 1 页 共 4 页 1 Last week, it took me three days to go from A to B, but then four days to go from B to A. What are A and B?󰀀 Sunday and Wednesday.󰀀 2 What letter is a body of water?󰀀 C(sea)󰀀 3 What has teeth but cannot eat? 󰀀 comb 梳子󰀀 4 What two words contain thousands of letters󰀀 mailbox󰀀 5 Which runs faster,heat or cold?Why?󰀀 heat runs faster,because you can catch a cold 󰀀 6 What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter？ 󰀀 Envelope 󰀀 7 What of us goes up and never comes down? 󰀀 Our age Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 󰀀󰀀 1.1.Because it makes fat fact! 󰀀󰀀󰀀 2.2.Why is the letter E so important? 󰀀󰀀2.Because it’s the begining of everything! 󰀀󰀀3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other? 󰀀󰀀3.Because there is love between them! 󰀀󰀀 3.󰀀󰀀6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 󰀀󰀀6. Because it’s in the midst of fun!󰀀󰀀8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 󰀀 4.8. Take a longer rope and compare with it! 󰀀󰀀󰀀9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got? 󰀀󰀀9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 󰀀󰀀󰀀10.What can you tell from 第 2 页 共 4 页

Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades? 󰀀󰀀10. He didn’t cheat! 󰀀󰀀󰀀11.What does everybody do at the same time? 󰀀󰀀11. Grow old! 󰀀󰀀󰀀12.What resembles half a pie? 󰀀󰀀12. The other half! 󰀀󰀀󰀀13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 󰀀󰀀13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人 󰀀󰀀󰀀14.When do people have two mouth? 󰀀󰀀14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时! 󰀀󰀀󰀀15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 󰀀󰀀15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 󰀀󰀀󰀀16.How many sides does a circle have? 󰀀󰀀16. Two. The inside and the outside! 󰀀󰀀󰀀17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 󰀀󰀀17. All animals,for trees can’t jump! 󰀀󰀀󰀀18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 󰀀󰀀18. Sleep at night! 󰀀󰀀󰀀19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 󰀀19. At the bottom! 󰀀󰀀󰀀20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 󰀀󰀀20. Wet! 󰀀󰀀󰀀21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five? 󰀀󰀀21. Nine! 󰀀󰀀󰀀22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 󰀀󰀀22. They planted peech trees! 󰀀󰀀󰀀23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 󰀀󰀀23. He walked in the other direction! 󰀀󰀀󰀀24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 󰀀󰀀24. Snowflakes! 󰀀󰀀󰀀25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise? 󰀀󰀀25.He passed by a 第 3 页 共 4 页

cosmetics store without looking in the window! 󰀀󰀀󰀀26.Which month has 28 days? 󰀀󰀀26. Every month has at least 28 days! 󰀀󰀀󰀀27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 󰀀󰀀27. One’s appetite! 󰀀󰀀󰀀28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 󰀀󰀀28.From a hen! 󰀀󰀀󰀀29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 󰀀󰀀29. He fell off the last step! 󰀀󰀀󰀀30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 󰀀󰀀30. Because their heads are far from their bodies! 󰀀󰀀󰀀31.How can you make 6 out of three 7’s? 󰀀󰀀31.easy . 7- 7/7=6! 󰀀󰀀󰀀32.How can you make 6 out of three 5’s? 󰀀󰀀32. easy. 5+5/5=6! 󰀀󰀀󰀀33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s? 󰀀󰀀33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000! 󰀀󰀀󰀀34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? 󰀀󰀀34.Washinton,D.C.! 󰀀󰀀󰀀35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 󰀀󰀀35. The police officer was a lady! 󰀀󰀀󰀀36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 󰀀󰀀36.Because it can’t see both sides at once. 󰀀󰀀37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 󰀀󰀀37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand! 󰀀󰀀󰀀38.With which hand do you write? 󰀀󰀀38. Neither.I use a pen! 󰀀󰀀󰀀39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? 󰀀39.Borrow the book from library. 第 4 页 共 4 页

Good Boy 󰀀󰀀Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" 󰀀"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. 󰀀"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" 󰀀"She is the one who sells the candy." 󰀀