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一、self introduceLady 华华，four beauties，四大才子，花痴，工人等等。
二、开演Action 1（桥段1）：（音乐1）三个花痴在街上游走。
花痴1：It is so boring!花痴2：Yes, it is!花痴3：We have nothing to do!花痴1：Look, the four are there!花痴2：哇哦~~ It is them! It is them! It is really them!四大才子出场（音乐2）四人站好秀出扇子，带好墨镜四小天鹅音乐起花痴3: How handsome they are! How charming they are! I am dizzying! （音乐：哥只是个传说四人配动作）祝枝山：We just come here for a tour, why are those girls so crazy. Oh, I know I know .Because I am the most handsome man in the world……（秀出姓名）, （拿出一沓一毛钱，花痴表现出很想要的样子）and I have a large amount of money! Hey, being too handsome and rich is also a bad thing. （与文徵明击掌）文征明：（秀出姓名）I am …I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight ! (抛媚眼) 尖叫声不断周文兵：（秀出姓名）You, you, you! I am so charming that no one cancompare with me!（唐伯虎上台，众花痴“哇哦……”）唐伯虎：Do you love me? （yes!）Have you heard my name before?(Yes!) hahaha！（秀出姓名）Tang Bo hu is me! （花痴们尖叫声中下场……）文征明：Hi, guy! Today all of us are in a good mood! How about trying some English tongue twist!祝枝山：Good idea! 文文, you first please!文徵明：Music!（音乐起）one two three four……绕口令文徵明：Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers周文兵：Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers?祝枝山：If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers三人合：Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up! 唐伯虎：ha-ha……（突然大笑）三人：Is that so funny?文征明：Why do you so happy today ,糖糖？唐伯虎：Because ……Because ……madam hua will hold a marriage interview program.（众人：哦~）I have already applied at the competition! Ha Ha. However, I will try my best to find my girl! (做小可爱状)文徵明：Don’t be shy, just try it!祝枝山：Nothing is impossible, just do it!周文兵：Since you have made up your mind, we will use our wisdom to help you!四人一起：Yeah! Let’s go!音乐起四人绕两圈（举牌：华府）小佣人：Stop! You want be in?四人：Of course!小佣人：ok, ok ……I have a question, If you can give me the answer to my question, I will let you go!周文兵：Ha-ha, so easy？Are you scaring us? We fear nothing! Come on come on!小佣人：Listen carefully! Why did a boy make his dog in the sun? do you know?三大才子：Why, why? (三才子狂翻书，拿出手机百度，疑惑不解大叫)文征明：Eh, I can’t find the answer.唐伯虎：hahaha ……Buddy ,Take it easy . I know……（墨镜摘掉众人帮他扇扇子）Because he wants to have a hot dog.(做了个V手势哈哈哈……)三大才子大笑：Ha ha , go away !（带走小佣人）三人回头：糖糖，fighting !（第一幕完）Action 2（桥段2）秋香上台~秋香：It’s sunny today! I will take part in a marriage interview program~ my heart is beating! （心跳声）I’m so nervous! Where is my honey? Today I hope I can meet my Mr. Right! （秋香秀舞音乐~）No matter who you are, honey, I’m coming! （扭腰下台）Lady 华华上台~（举牌：节目现场）（上场音乐）Lady 华华：Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our TV program, now exciting thing is coming （带动鼓掌）let me introduce our super girls! There come our super girls!（《天竺少女》、《nobody》）跳完四人：thank you！女一：hello！everyone！I’m 青椒肉丝（掀面纱）女二：hi！I’m 麻辣鸡丝！（掀面纱）女三：hello ~ I’m 劳斯莱斯！（掀面纱）秋香：oh！English name? I don’t have an English name, my name is 秋香，oh, yes! My English name Jack Jones! （掀面纱）Lady 华华：ok~ here come our hero,唐伯虎！（非诚勿扰男嘉宾上场音乐）唐伯虎从帘子后面跳出上场与各个女嘉宾击掌唐伯虎：Oh, everybody here? Don’ be excite, it’s me! You have known, four sisters all have their English name, so I should have one. I know, my name is 唐伯虎，so you can call me“sugar”!（众人“sugar~”）or tiger!（众人“tiger~”）all of you and you（面向大家）are my darling! So please show your passion to support me !（脱衣服后面写着“鼓掌”）Lady 华华：（清嗓子）唐伯虎：oh, I’m sorry. I forgot you, madam hua!Lady 华华：（生气状）madam？you call me madam? Oh ,my god! Madam is in count of those old woman, you know？（众人“NO”）I’m so young! I love lady gaga!（音乐poker face by lady gaga）so, you can call me lady huahua!唐伯虎：lady 华华，can we go on?Lady 华华：oh？Worker quickly! （送上心动名单）（对唐伯虎）At first, write down the girl’s name you fall in love at first sight.唐伯虎写下秋香Lady 华华：ok……here comes tang’s personal show!（展示心动名单）（音乐冬天里的一把火英文版）唐伯虎秀舞Lady 华华：Worker quickly!（送上四盏灯）then four girls listen, if you have a good impression on tangtang , please keep light on! But if you have no feel, turn off it directly! Are you ready?（众人：yeah!）Lady 华华：3,2,1……begin!（舞台交给四位女嘉宾）女二对女一：hi, 肉丝。
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一乡二里共三夫子不识四书五经六艺竟敢教七八九子十分大胆，十室九贫凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘尚且三心二意一等下流。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》凭你的智慧，我唬得了你吗?——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》不要怪我太坦白!就凭你们这几个烂番薯，臭鸟蛋，想取我的性命，未免太过儿戏吧!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》此话当真?!说过的话不能不算数哦!不错!我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》旺财...... 旺财...... 旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么久，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，可是到了现在我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》小强!小强你怎么了小强?小强，你不能死啊!我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》两位姑娘，可怜可怜我吧，我一家六口一晚上全死光了。
我身染十级肺痨，半卖半送，你就买了我吧。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》哈哈~我告诉你，你刚才喝的那杯参茶，已经被我下了天下第一奇毒：一日丧命散!哈哈~天下第一奇毒，哪轮得到你那一日丧命散!应该是我们唐家的含笑半步颠才对!我们一日丧命散是用七种不同的毒虫，再加上鹤顶红，提炼七七四十九日而成的，无色无味，杀人于无影无踪。
我们含笑半步颠是用蜂蜜，川贝，桔梗，加上天山雪莲配制而成，不须冷藏，也没有防腐剂，除了毒性猛烈之外，味道还很好吃。
《唐伯虎点秋香》秋香姐，当你发现你冤枉我的时候，一定会感到很伤心，很后悔，这又何苦呢?还是快跟我走吧!少来了!如果家里面真的有贼，你为什么不去告诉夫人，跑到我房间来干什么?你不要自侍读过两年书，就到处轻薄无知女子。
周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词对白唐伯虎：王八蛋，你把这儿当善堂？想要三十万两？免谈！武状元：哼！没天分就不要画！（撕画）乱画着什么劲呢！我不得不让你开开眼界，学着点！（掏出自己画的画）这才叫作画！唐伯虎：（POSE）怎么样？！华太师：华安真行啊!华安:哎呀呀，小弟我就是玉树临风胜潘安，一树梨花压海堂的小淫虫周伯通。
3：跟惨人一翻争斗后，唐伯虎终于如愿进了华府，并自己立下了卖身契约。
唐伯虎身穿下人服装，兴奋地去华府院内开工。
“武状元到！”“还不趴下！”一下人将唐伯虎按下蹲在地上，双手放在脑后。
唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮，马无粮，叫声将军提防提防。
武状元：小子，从今天开始，你就是华府的低等下人，9527就是你的终身代号。
开始做事！秋香：为什么世界上有这么多无聊的废物！难道只有唐伯虎才称得上是男子汉？！只有真正的男人才写得出这么迷人的诗句：“桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵下桃花仙。
桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。
”谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田。
贼老大：哎，这对狗男女也算是通道中人，打昏算了。
惨人：（痛哭）旺财……旺财……旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多年，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！此恨更难填。
为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚！石榴：来吧，快来吧，我还没试过这么刺激的。
祝枝山：不要这样子嘛，都是我不好我不好，我现在磕头认错。
你不念在我借玉薄团给你过瘾的份上，你也想想这几年我帮你卖画搂了不少钱那！现在外面那几个道上兄弟说，三柱香之后我拿不到三十幅画就要把我大卸八块！你帮帮我！7：秋香的《唐寅诗集》被痛恨唐家的华夫人发现，唐伯虎为替她掩饰就说是自己的，并解释。
我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，强J了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词《唐伯虎点秋香》是永盛电影制作有限公司出品的一部喜剧电影，由周星驰、李力持执导，周星驰、巩俐、郑佩佩等主演。
这部电影的经典台词对白真的很多很多，真的是经典到笑屎人!下面是店铺给大家整理的唐伯虎点秋香经典台词语录，希望大家喜欢。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词1、唐伯虎：哎，四位莫非就是名震江南的四大淫侠?四淫贼：我们就是东淫西贱南荡北色!唐伯虎：哇呀呀呀呀~，好!实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一朵梨花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通!2、唐伯虎：秋香姐，当你发现你冤枉我的时候，一定会感到很伤心，很后悔，这又何苦呢?还是快跟我走吧!秋香：少来了!如果家里面真的有贼，你为什么不去告诉夫人，跑到我房间来干什么?你不要自侍读过两年书，就到处轻薄无知女子。
我告诉你，男人穷并不要紧，但是要有骨气，有才学，不然就是读一辈子书，也不过是个废物!3、唐伯虎：(笑)秋香，你太冲动了，不过也难怪，你年纪还小，但是我喜欢…秋香：十字追魂棍!4、唐伯虎：(筷子敲碗伴奏)禀夫人，小人家住在苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。
谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田。
我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，强奸了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。
我为求养老爹，只有独自行乞在庙前。
谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险，知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，把我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留存，可怜老父他魂归天!此恨更难填。
为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚!从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天5、唐伯虎：秋香姐!你觉得华安我的人品怎么样?秋香：我觉得…你是个傻瓜!唐伯虎：秋香姐!那你愿不愿意跟一个傻瓜，今晚三更时分，柳树前，一起研究诗词歌赋呢?6、参谋：一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六义，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆!宁王：对呀，怎么不对呢，你不给我面子，我可真的要发飙啦!唐伯虎：让我来试试!唐伯虎：十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意一等下流!7、参谋：图画里，龙不吟虎不啸，小小书僮可笑可笑!唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮马无缰，叫声将军提防提防!参谋：莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽!唐伯虎：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝!8、参谋：十口心思，思君思国思社稷!唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香!参谋：我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。
周星驰电影台词周星驰电影台词11、一乡二里共三夫子不识四书五经六艺竟敢教七八九子十分大胆，十室九贫凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘尚且三心二意一等下流。
《唐伯虎点秋香》2、贫僧乃少林寺方丈，法号梦遗。
阿弥陀佛，我随风而来，随风而去。
《食神》3、哇呀呀呀呀~~~好！实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一支梨花压海棠的周伯通！《唐伯虎点秋香》4、聊得挺投缘，赔点医药费算了。
《功夫》5、你妈贵姓？《大话西游》6、我一秒钟几十万上下，我会和你去踢球？《少林足球》7、好，我告诉你，我小孩子的时候就见过飞碟了，就是世人所说的幽浮，不明飞行物体你懂不懂？4岁那年我又见过传说中的尼斯湖水怪，又跟喜玛拉雅山的大脚八聊过天猜过拳，再加上我从小到大每天早上都玩云霄飞车，下午就玩海盗船，因为上午玩海盗船，下午玩云霄飞车，黄昏再玩一次海盗船的也试过呀我告诉你。
《回魂夜》8、就算是一张卫生纸，一条内裤都有它本身的用处。
《国产凌凌漆》9、我对你的敬仰真是如滔滔江水，连绵不绝，又有如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾。
《鹿鼎记》10、你以为躲在这里就找不到你吗？没用的，你那样出色的男人无论在哪，都像黑夜星仔里的莹火虫那样的鲜明、那样的出众，你那忧郁的眼神，稀嘘的胡渣子，神乎其技的刀法，还有那杯Drymartine，都深深的迷住了我。
《国产凌凌漆》11、除暴安良是我们做市民的责任，行善积德是我本身的兴趣，所以扶老太太过马路我每个星期都做一次，如果是碰到国定假日的话我还做多两三次。
《破坏之王》12、我的`真正身份是改变社会风气，风靡万千少女，提高青年人内涵，刺激电影市场，玉树临风的整人专家古晶，英文名字叫JingKoo！《整蛊专家》13、我一直在骗你你知道吗？骗就骗吧，就像飞蛾一样，明知道要受伤，还是会扑到火上——飞蛾就那么傻！《大话西游之大圣娶亲》14、他武功的名堂呢，称之为九天十地，菩萨摇头怕怕，劈雳金光雷电掌！一掌打出，方圆百里之内，不论人畜、虾蟹、跳蚤，全部都化成了飞灰！《鹿鼎记》15、生我是副作用呀！你还不是享受那些制造过程嘛？《百变星君》16、达文西回答：被人研究！《国产凌凌漆》17、啊！师父的思维，果然天马行空仿如逆水行舟，厉害不愧以点子称王。
第一节唐：桃花庵里桃花仙，桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱，我就是神武英明盖世无双神见神爱人见人high 车见爆胎的唐伯虎。
我不仅谈吐优雅而且品种优良，还得过奖学金呢堪称交通职业学院的小强：盒饭唐：恩小强：哦模范唐：恩这还差不多小强：如果说俺们少爷有才她得受罚的话，那他可就得千刀万剐啊！唐：恩小强：如果说俺们少爷有德那就是犯罪的话，那他可就是罪恶滔天啊！如果俺们少爷帅唐：我帅故我在小强：那是造孽的话唐：恩小强：天打雷劈啊唐：找削啊小强：少爷息怒息怒你看八卦上说你今儿有个桃花运唐：啥玩意啥玩意说我今天又桃花运我哪天没桃花运啊你小子别瞎说再瞎说以后不出来带你玩了听见没?第二节白话：一天唐伯虎邂逅了绝代佳人——秋香同志那时候秋香刚从图书馆复印卷纸回来。
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穴手劫匪1：你等着我去喊人唐：我让你跑一百米跑啊跑啊你还以为我还正让你跑一百米啊咋这么实惠呢难道你俩没听说过 this is voic of northeastern university 就算你们不听news不听广播也要知道档教育我们说以团结互助为荣以损人利己为耻以遵纪守法为荣一违法乱纪为耻我最瞧不起你俩这种抢女生卷纸的人了矩阵分析就这么没技术量的课都不会啊你都别说你也悲哀悲哀唉等一会儿等一会儿等一会奥腿脚咋还瘸了呢被谁忽悠瘸的啊小强：看这样是被彪哥忽悠瘸的唐：那你说你的瘸了就老实儿在家呆着呗是不是你还出来走什么江湖啊你万一被那个警犬哭次一下把你那条腿也咬瘸了你说尼克咋整咋整吧替你愁啊还有你你瞅你大冷的天穿这么点跟衣服挂似的我给你说啊难道你就是传说的爱斯基摩人就算你不考虑考虑你自己是不是也得考虑考虑你那一大家子企鹅呢你们明白没明白了就翻一下白眼儿恩啊这就是明白了偶的神啊原来两个败家孩子吧菊花节穴手劫匪1：哎呀吗呀墨迹死人不偿命啊你是唐僧他妈生的吧唐：子曾经曰小强：少爷别曰了人都走了唐：多亏他跑得快呀这还有一位呢姑娘你受惊了秋香：多谢公子相救唐：哪里哪里哈哈秋香：要是没有公子你小女子恐怕就、、、、唐：哈哈见义勇为嘛秋香：看公子英俊潇洒相貌堂堂敢问公子id唐：在下姓唐名白虎秋香：唐白虎唐：姑姑娘怎么称呼呢秋香：叫我秋香好了唐：嘿咬好香的名字啊请允许我送姑娘回回家秋香：那有劳公子了小强：你瞧我家少爷看了美女秋香那真是豁然开朗啊腰不酸了背不疼了这腿啊也不抽筋了走路也又劲了兆以往的泡妞的惯例呀这表白得想唱就唱了你入学的新书包有人给你拿你雨中秋香：哎等会儿唐：这段不对？秋香：表白的时候唱这个不太好哈唐：就是再唱就差辈了那个换换一个再再来一个我送你离开千里之外你无声黑白沉默年代或许不该太遥远的相爱杰伦我送你离开天涯之外你是否还在琴声何来生死难猜用一生去等待我送你、、、秋香：公子别送了我家到了唐：我还没过瘾呢你家就到了哈秋香：我家到了唐：那那也没事我跟你说那个啊你没事给我发短信呗我是那啥的动感地带我的地盘我做主秋香：啥破手机啊唐：破手机我手机还能玩电脑游戏呢秋香：真的啊什么电脑游戏唐：贪吃蛇嘛你啥手机啊我看看秋香：我的是小灵通信号嗷嗷好可惜今天出来急了忘带了小灵通唐：小灵通发短信不久一毛五吗小强：一毛五也得发啊少爷唐：也是也是为了爱情秋香：公子那就此告别了唐：姑娘小强：秋香姐姐一回头唐：泰森该打乒乓球小强：秋香姐姐二回头唐：杨过爱上李莫愁小强：秋香姐姐三回头唐:和尚开始用飘柔oh my god第三节秋香：唉妈咪啊今天咱出点啥题目为难一下我的未来老公呢母亲：香香啊这你不用担心老娘我考不死他还考不焦他小强：少爷唐：咋样啊咋样小强：我刚才去海选现场看了一下那家伙锣鼓喧天鞭炮齐鸣红旗招展是人山人海啊唐：那么多人啊小强：那人是左三层右三层全是男的光看见头发连脑袋都看不见了这球想的铁丝可真不少唐：铁丝铁丝啥玩意啊小强：铁丝铁丝铁杆粉丝呗我听说秋香她妈可老猛了唐：是吗小强；追秋香的人不是缺胳膊就是少腿儿还有不小命打上的呢唐：那咋办嘿嘿厉害了今天我要使一下小手段来征服秋香和她母亲你过来你一会儿先去表现得卡点儿啊完事呢我再去好吧这叫坏对好方显伯虎本色小强：lt`s unfair唐：what小强：这不公平唐：啥公平不公平的我是你老板你得听我的快点去回来带你去青春酒吧happy 可有意思了快去吧小强：这地方我倒没去过那我就提俺家少爷牺牲一把吧唐：这回肯定行小强：还得卡点学谁呢傻了吧唧的有了38号秋香：你有id嘛你就来应聘小强：id 啥玩意母亲：这怎么残疾人也来啊告诉你你也不会用小强：你把密码告诉我我就能用母亲:告诉啥玩意啊小强：你你、、、、母亲：你什么你啊你会八荣八耻吗小强：啥叫八荣八耻啊还扒瞎呢母亲：废话我知道我问你啊那你会三个代表吗小强：三个代表是是不是一一一个胳膊上带仨表啊母亲：小样挺有钱哈我看看哈这啥啊swatch snoopy study出去就你这素质也来小强：哎呀母亲：走小强：夫人息怒息怒这不是跟你开了个小玩笑嘛你听着好了东方红太阳升祖国腾飞似巨龙城乡经济大发展和谐社会乐融融民族团结如磐石统一祖国要坚持热爱祖国最光荣危害祖国最可耻爱祖国爱人民为人民服务要热情多给集体做好事常为社会献爱心母亲：行啊小伙身残志不残啊你不是一般战士啊小强：物流三班的母亲：他有内秀啊秋香我做主了夫人做主了要你了秋香：妈妈不行小强：真的啊要我了少爷唐：嘿咋样了小强：你老丈母娘说要我了嘿嘿唐：嘿嘿个屁你想抢我媳妇儿啊你给哦一边呆着去还得我自己去老丘婆子怎么回事我唐寅还没来呢秋香：啃唐：妈妈怎么回事？母亲：唐寅唐朝的人唐寅是什么东西唐：唐伯虎秋香：唐伯虎妈唐：对母亲：唐白话是吧唐：雅号雅号呵呵母亲：才高八斗是吧唐：兄弟们封的呵呵母亲：学腹古今是吧唐：也不行呵呵母亲：泡妞无数是吧唐：那不行我对待爱情还是相当专一的母亲：那夫人我今天就考考你吧唐：啊啊母亲：山外青山楼外楼唐：西湖歌舞几时休母亲:哎呀小伙挺有才啊你上辈子是个裁缝吧唐：我也不想啊谁让上帝没给我一张能够征服女生的脸呢唉所以只能好好学习这不就升本了嘛母亲：悲哀啊中国哪位古人跑的最快？唐：曹操小强：少爷唐：唉慢点儿小强：咋回事儿唐：说曹操曹操就到嘛小强你看你跑的多快啊母亲：小聪明唐：不对吗母亲：交职院那个系美女最多啊哈唐：管理系母亲：泡妞无数的典范走一看就不是我喜欢的类型走吧秋香：妈妈多帅啊唐：妈多帅啊母亲：多shai啊唐：不对妈那个字念sui母亲：sui人唐：妈妈你还没问八荣八耻呢给个机会母亲：这样能会八荣八耻吗唐：会会会会秋香：妈唐：会啊母亲：别蹦的啦说吧八荣八耻唐：哈哈哈母亲：笑什么呀唐：当我笑声结束的时候母亲：结束的时候是什么唐：哈当我笑声结束的时候就是我不笑的时候母亲：sui人你快点说八荣八耻吧唐：对正经事忘了啊那个谁小强啊跟哥配合一下以饭后拖地为荣以抽烟喝酒为耻以家庭第一为荣以指挥媳妇为耻以锻炼身体为荣以乱看美女为耻唐：妈母亲：幼稚大家瞅瞅他的长得瞌谌样唐：交职院四大才子嘛母亲：配我们家如花都不够格走走秋香：妈别赶他走伯虎唐：香香香香、、、、、、。
周星驰唐伯虎点秋香经典台词《唐伯虎点秋香》 er:/jingdianyulu/taici/ 经典台词 r“禀夫人，小人本住在苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。
谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官俯目无天，占我大屋夺我田。
我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，强奸了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。
我为求养老爹，只有独自行乞在庙前。
谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，把我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留存，可怜老父他魂归天!此恨更难填。
为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚! 从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天!!!”点评：周星驰饰演的华安为了解释为什么自己身上会有唐伯虎诗集这种事，在西洋打击乐的鼓点声中，周星驰的这段唱词抑扬顿挫，充分表现出那份唏嘘跟坎坷，更加能够表现出后现代主义跟对唐伯虎的强烈控诉。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词完整版·對對子對穿腸：一鄉二里共三夫子，不識四書五經六義，竟敢教七八九子，十分大膽!寧王：對啊，怎麼不對呢?你不給我面子，我可真的要發飆了!唐伯虎：讓我來試試!十室九貧，湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意，一等下流!對穿腸：好工整啊!華太師：華安，你來的正是時候。
唐伯虎：沒事，沒事，沒事。
對穿腸：在下是七省文狀元兼參謀將軍，綽號對王之王的對穿腸。
閣下是?唐伯虎：小弟讀過兩年書，塵世中一個迷途小書僮，華安。
對穿腸：好!我就來會一會你!(兩人互相凝視，蓄勢待發，突然......親了一下......眾人跌倒在地!)唐伯虎：對不起，我倆惺惺相惜，情不自禁。
對穿腸：言歸正傳，我們開始了。
圖書裡，龍不吟虎不嘯，小小書僮可笑可笑。
唐伯虎：棋盤裡，車無輪馬無韁，叫聲將軍提防提防。
眾人：對得好!對得好!對穿腸：鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽。
周星驰唐伯虎点秋香台词如果上天可以给我个机会再来一次的话,我会对这个女孩说我爱她,如果非要在这份爱加上一个期限,我希望是一万年，周星驰的台词总是如此让人印象深刻。
以下是小编为大家准备的周星驰唐伯虎点秋香台词，希望大家喜欢!周星驰唐伯虎点秋香台词(一)1.对穿肠：十口心思，思君思国思社稷。
唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香。
对穿肠：我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。
唐伯虎：你下流贱格，露出半个龟头。
对穿肠：汝家横头来种树。
唐伯虎：汝家澡盆杂配鱼对穿肠：鱼肥果熟入我肚。
唐伯虎：你老娘来亲下厨2.你区区一个书僮何德何能能成为大哥呢?在下无德无能只是开个玩笑，望老师见谅!年轻人，你跟我抢饭碗，你哪个道上的?还没请教--- ---哎?不许教，本夫子原藉三水，现为华府首籍西宝，手执白纸扇!你哪个单位的?我原籍苏州，现任华府伴读小书童，门前一对双花大红棍!我呸!你大过我?我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛!素闻太师才高八斗，我有一个参谋将军想跟你切磋切磋!文学切磋是不分辈份的!3而最为人津津乐道的，就是他拥有八位国色天香的娇妻，恍如神仙美眷，羡煞旁人啊!4.此话当真?!说过的话不能不算数哦!不错!我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎! 《唐伯虎点秋香》5.哇呀呀呀呀~~~好!实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一支梨花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通!《唐伯虎点秋香》6祝枝山：哎，唐兄，你看桥头上有个婀娜多姿的女子，孤孤单单的。
这样好了，你就当场示范一下你的泡妞大法，让我们兄弟几个好好地学一学。
唐伯虎：这个嘛……周文斌：事关大家的福利，你没问题?!唐伯虎：义不容辞。
祝枝山：去呀。
唐伯虎：小姐。
女子：公子何事?(一回头，竟是如花!±#$%×*)7.“秉夫人，小人本住在，苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，乐无边，谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田，我爷爷跟他来翻脸，反被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺善民，反被他捉进了唐府，了一百遍，一百遍。
精心整理唐伯虎点秋香经典台词唐伯虎点秋香是一部搞笑的周星驰电影，里面有很多幽默的台词对白，唐伯虎点秋香经典台词，经典终极还是经典,不老的唐伯虎点秋香经典台词，让我们一起来看看《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词,来回味我们的经典吧，朋友们。
1、3、45、唐伯虎：秋香，你太冲动了，不过也难怪，你年纪还小，但是我喜欢…秋香：十字追魂棍！6、唐伯虎：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝。
7、谁－敢－比－我－惨－啊？！89发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚！从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天！！！10、唐伯虎：没有错！而吃了“含笑半步颠”的朋友，顾名思义，绝不能走半步路，或者面露笑容，否则也会全身爆炸而死。
实在是居家旅行--11、唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮，马无粮，叫声将军提防提防。
1213141516、别人笑我太疯颠，我笑他人看不穿。
不见武陵豪杰墓，无花无酒锄作田。
17、原来当今世上最美丽的笑容，就是充满了爱心的笑容，天啊！我终天找到了我的理想，她就是秋~~~香18、参谋：十口心思，思君思国思社稷！唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香！参谋：我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。
唐伯虎：你下流贱格，露出半个龟头。
参谋：我堂堂参谋将军会输给你个书僮？你家横头来种树！唐伯虎：参谋：192021、华夫人：吃了我们“一日丧命散”的人，一日之内会武功全失，筋脉逆流，胡思乱想，而致走火入魔，最后会血管爆裂而死。
22、对穿肠：你家横头来种树。
23、街坊邻居们，快来啊，刚出炉的孝子大怕卖，不卖也来看一看啊！2425262728、谁当你是低等下人了？我只当你是狗而已。
29、所谓相逢曾相识，求求两位姐姐可怜可怜我吧！30、还好我拼命的护住了脸，我英俊的相貌才得以保存，今晚要找个机会向她来表白，看你个秋香对我动情不动情！3132唐3334、小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一支李花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通！35、是小弟弟的……把你的小弟弟交出来！36、桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵下桃花仙。
周星驰影片精彩对白之《唐伯虎点秋香》唐伯虎点秋香桃花庵歌——唐寅桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵里桃花仙；桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。
酒醒只在花间坐，酒醉还来花下眠；半醒半醉日复日，花开花落年复年。
但愿老死花酒间，不愿鞠躬车马前；车尘马足贵者趣，酒盏花枝贫者缘。
若将贫贱比贫者，一在平地一在天；若将贫贱比车马，他得驱驰我得闲。
别人笑我忒疯癫，我笑他人看不穿；不见五陵豪杰墓，无花无酒锄作田。
<之一>（江南四大才子脱衣上场）祝枝山：又让美女给跑了。
文征明：唐兄，有人在看你呢。
（众人整整衣冠，做严肃状）祝枝山：今天我们江南四大才子在这里游山玩水，难怪这么多女子会疯狂。
众人：是啊是啊！张梦晋：既然大家兴致这么好，不如我们来吟首诗如何？祝枝山：这个提议好，文笔兄，你先来！文征明：山下一群鹅，张梦晋：嘘声赶落河。
祝枝山：落河捉鹅医肚饿，唐伯虎：吃完回家玩老婆。
（狂笑）众人：有什么好笑的？张梦晋：为什么唐兄每次出游都这么豪情奔放。
文征明：乐而忘形，真是令人羡慕----其他人：（合）羡慕呀！祝枝山：不过在江南，论文采，唐兄是才高八斗；论丹青，妙笔生花。
正是不折不扣的才子啊。
张梦晋：更令人羡慕的是，他在音乐方面还有很高的造诣。
唐伯虎：不错。
古今中外各种乐器，我样样玩的出神入化。
最近，我又在研究一种西洋打击乐器，很带劲的！有空研究研究。
众人：对，好好研究一下。
文征明：更令人羡慕的莫过于唐兄的艳福。
谁都知道，唐兄家中有八位娇妻，个个貌美如花，国色天香。
做人能像唐兄这样，夫复何求？唐伯虎：（狂笑不已）...............张梦晋：有马子可以上也。
祝枝山：是啊。
桥头有个婀娜多姿的美女，孤孤单单。
唐兄，你正好给大家展示一下你的泡妞大法。
唐伯虎：这个嘛-----张梦晋：事关大家的福利，你没问题吧。
唐伯虎：以不容辞。
（唐伯虎背手迈着轻盈步伐向美女走去，这时，美女一手帕飘于地上，唐伯虎拾起，方在鼻子上，深情的嗅，做无比陶醉状。
周星驰唐伯虎点秋香经典台词一乡二里共三夫子不识四书五经六艺竟敢教七八九子十分大胆，十室九贫凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘尚且三心二意一等下流。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》凭你的智慧，我唬得了你吗?——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》不要怪我太坦白!就凭你们这几个烂番薯，臭鸟蛋，想取我的性命，未免太过儿戏吧!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》此话当真?!说过的话不能不算数哦!不错!我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》旺财...... 旺财...... 旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么久，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，可是到了现在我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财!——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》小强!小强你怎么了小强?小强，你不能死啊!我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》两位姑娘，可怜可怜我吧，我一家六口一晚上全死光了。
我身染十级肺痨，半卖半送，你就买了我吧。
——周星驰《唐伯虎点秋香》哈哈~我告诉你，你刚才喝的那杯参茶，已经被我下了天下第一奇毒：一日丧命散!哈哈~天下第一奇毒，哪轮得到你那一日丧命散!应该是我们唐家的含笑半步颠才对!我们一日丧命散是用七种不同的毒虫，再加上鹤顶红，提炼七七四十九日而成的，无色无味，杀人于无影无踪。
我们含笑半步颠是用蜂蜜，川贝，桔梗，加上天山雪莲配制而成，不须冷藏，也没有防腐剂，除了毒性猛烈之外，味道还很好吃。
《唐伯虎点秋香》秋香姐，当你发现你冤枉我的时候，一定会感到很伤心，很后悔，这又何苦呢?还是快跟我走吧!少来了!如果家里面真的有贼，你为什么不去告诉夫人，跑到我房间来干什么?你不要自侍读过两年书，就到处轻薄无知女子。
我告诉你，男人穷并不要紧，但是要有骨气，有才学，不然就是读一辈子书，也不过是个废物!《唐伯虎点秋香》他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词《唐伯虎点秋香》是永盛电影制作有限公司出品的一部喜剧电影，由周星驰、李力持执导，周星驰、巩俐、郑佩佩等主演。
这部电影的对白真的很多很多，真的是经典到笑屎人!下面是小编给大家整理的唐伯虎点秋香经典台词语录，希望大家喜欢。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词1、唐伯虎：哎，四位莫非就是名震江南的四大淫侠?四淫贼：我们就是东淫西贱南荡北色!唐伯虎：哇呀呀呀呀~，好!实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一朵梨花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通!2、唐伯虎：秋香姐，当你发现你冤枉我的时候，一定会感到很伤心，很后悔，这又何苦呢?还是快跟我走吧!秋香：少来了!如果家里面真的有贼，你为什么不去告诉夫人，跑到我房间来干什么?你不要自侍读过两年书，就到处轻薄无知女子。
我告诉你，男人穷并不要紧，但是要有骨气，有才学，不然就是读一辈子书，也不过是个废物!3、唐伯虎：(笑)秋香，你太冲动了，不过也难怪，你年纪还小，但是我喜欢…秋香：十字追魂棍!4、唐伯虎：(筷子敲碗伴奏)禀夫人，小人家住在苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。
谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田。
我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。
我为求养老爹，只有独自行乞在庙前。
谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险，知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，把我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留存，可怜老父他魂归天!此恨更难填。
为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚!从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天5、唐伯虎：秋香姐!你觉得华安我的人品怎么样?秋香：我觉得…你是个傻瓜!唐伯虎：秋香姐!那你愿不愿意跟一个傻瓜，今晚三更时分，柳树前，一起研究歌赋呢?6、参谋：一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六义，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆!宁王：对呀，怎么不对呢，你不给我面子，我可真的要发飙啦!唐伯虎：让我来试试!唐伯虎：十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意一等下流!7、参谋：图画里，龙不吟虎不啸，小小书僮可笑可笑!唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮马无缰，叫声将军提防提防!参谋：莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽!唐伯虎：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝!8、参谋：十口心思，思君思国思社稷!唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香!参谋：我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。
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《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词_ 经典台词1、唐伯虎：哎，四位莫非就是名震江南的四大淫侠？四淫贼：我们就是东淫西贱南荡北色！唐伯虎：哇呀呀呀呀~，好！实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一朵梨花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通！2、唐伯虎：秋香姐，当你发现你冤枉我的时候，一定会感到很伤心，很后悔，这又何苦呢？还是快跟我走吧！秋香：少来了！如果家里面真的有贼，你为什么不去告诉夫人，跑到我房间来干什么？你不要自侍读过两年书，就到处轻薄无知女子。
我告诉你，男人穷并不要紧，但是要有骨气，有才学，不然就是读一辈子书，也不过是个废物！3、唐伯虎：（笑）秋香，你太冲动了，不过也难怪，你年纪还小，但是我喜欢…秋香：十字追魂棍！4、唐伯虎：（筷子敲碗伴奏）禀夫人，小人家住在苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。
谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田。
我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，强奸了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。
我为求养老爹，只有独自行乞在庙前。
谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险，知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，把我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留存，可怜老父他魂归天！此恨更难填。
为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚！从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天！！！5、唐伯虎：秋香姐！你觉得华安我的人品怎么样？秋香：我觉得…你是个傻瓜！唐伯虎：秋香姐！那你愿不愿意跟一个傻瓜，今晚三更时分，柳树前，一起研究诗词歌赋呢？6、参谋：一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六义，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆！宁王：对呀，怎么不对呢，你不给我面子，我可真的要发飙啦！唐伯虎：让我来试试！唐伯虎：十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意一等下流！7、参谋：图画里，龙不吟虎不啸，小小书僮可笑可笑！唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮马无缰，叫声将军提防提防！参谋：莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽！唐伯虎：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝！8、参谋：十口心思，思君思国思社稷！唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香！参谋：我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。
唐伯虎点秋香经典台词(11)唐伯虎点秋香经典台词宁王：大胆小书僮，你想吓我?!皇上钦赐的名画，怎么可能是假的?!来人，发飙啦!唐伯虎：慢着!其实真正的“春树秋霜图”一直都藏在华府里面呢!啊!不信我马上拿出来给你看一看!(拉秋香)秋香，跟我来!夺命书生：王爷!宁王：哼!我就先看你拿什么出来!然后再把你们赶尽杀绝!(书房内)秋香：华安，你搞什么鬼呀?!华府怎么会有唐伯虎的“春树秋霜图”呢?!现在怎么办呢?唐伯虎：秋香姐，麻烦你帮我磨墨。
秋香：也没别的办法了。
快，你快点帮我磨墨。
唐伯虎：啊?秋香：啊什么啊呀!你快帮我磨啊。
我只有凭自己的记忆去画了，哎，可是唐伯虎的画意境这么高，我这么能模仿的像呢?现在只希望宁王他不识货，能够瞒天过海!不可能啊，宁王他怎么可能不认识唐伯虎的华呢?!华安，你这次闯了大祸了，不但自己性命难保，还会连累华府，现在怎么办呢?你还是逃吧!(开门准备让唐伯虎走)现在没有人，你快走吧。
(回头看见唐伯虎己画好了画)秋香：(惊)啊?!你画的?唐伯虎：是啊，有时我就靠画唐寅的假画为生。
这幅“春树秋霜图”画过几百次，熟的很，希望过得了关。
(秋香看到唐伯虎的印章，很惊讶)唐伯虎：噢，这是吃饭的家伙当然要随身携带了?秋香：可是……怎么画得这么快?!唐伯虎：哎，这下算慢的了!(回到客厅)唐伯虎：这幅才是唐伯虎的真迹，王爷。
宁王：你说真迹就是真迹啊?!你有什么证据呀?唐伯虎：王爷可以找个专门人才先来验一验再说!宁王：对穿肠!(对穿肠还在呕血)你还没死啊?!没死过来验验那幅画，来!对穿肠：好好好!华太师：(问唐伯虎)行不行啊?唐伯虎：赌一赌吧。
宁王：哼哼哼(对肠穿验画，王爷得意的笑)。
对穿肠：王爷啊，这真是出自唐寅的手笔哦!宁王：啊?!你是不是眼睛花了?看清楚一点!看仔细一点!对穿肠：的确是真的!不过这墨迹好像还没干似的!唐伯虎：最近都是南风天，湿气太重了。
华太师：哎，湿气太重了。
宁王：(气愤的将对穿肠打倒)你可以去死了!皇上御赐的画都被人调了包，要是惊动了皇上，恐怕是死罪!宁王：啊?!华太师：不过，念在我们朋友一场，这幅画就送给你了，以后要小心保管，要不然又会被人调换的!(宁王欲动，被夺命书生劝住)夺命书生：(对宁王耳语)王爷，今日有高人在场，不宜久留。
电影唐伯虎点秋香的经典台词电影唐伯虎点秋香的经典台词1、唐伯虎：我会…吹口琴，玩玉箫，泡泡妞，看小书，占卜星相观人眉宇，风流倜傥，窃玉偷香！2、日防夜防，家贼难防。
3、唐伯虎：原来当今世上最美丽的笑容，就是充满了爱心的笑容，天啊！我终天找到了我的理想，她就是秋…香！4、武状元：惨！惨！惨！吃完饭要拉，拉完还要撒，撒完又想吃，人生就是吃拉撒！惨！5、我的心又悲心又痛，八个老婆如豺狼恶虎，人家当我享尽齐人福，其实空虚寂寞谁人知谁人知！6、为什么世界上有如此多无聊的废物？7、谁当你是低等下人了，我们只是当你是条狗而已。
8、不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我，用力吧！9、你要知道美女这个东西，跟鲜花一样需要有绿叶来衬托才会显出她的娇媚。
10、原来当今世上最美丽的笑容，就是充满了爱心的笑容，我终于找到了我的.理想。
11、我连命都不要了，看你还怎么跟我比？12、唐伯虎：小强！小强你怎么了小强？小强，你不能死啊！我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人！13、先生：我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛！14、千金易得，知己难求。
15、华安作诗给三香（春香、夏香、冬香）：一个华安两只眼，三个姑娘六个奶。
16、唐伯虎：街坊邻居们，快来啊，刚出炉的孝子大拍卖，不买也来看一看啊！17、此话当真？说过的话不能不算数哦！不错！我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎！18、唐伯虎：你刚刚中了最恶毒的“面目全非脚”，处境非常危险！还好我及时用失传己久的绝学“还我漂漂拳”，把你打回了原形，现在你没事了！19、死做活做像条狗，被人骂不能汪汪叫。
20、唐伯虎：别人笑我太疯颠，我笑他人看不穿。
不见武陵豪杰墓，无花无酒锄作田。
21、严格的说，我也是贼，不过不是淫贼，你可以把我当作偷心的贼。
22、华夫人：实在是太刺激了，我真忍不住要赞美他呀！不行，我不能够表露出来。
《唐伯虎点秋香》中英文台词（88页完整版）What's going on?究竟什么事呀？I've waited for 6 hours, why hasn't he come out yet?我等了三个时辰呀，都未出来啊！Usually, he will come out not more than 4 hours.是呀！平常两个时辰左右就出来！Put the rubbish in front of the door.把垃圾放在门口Yes.哦！Let's fight for it...一齐去抢，抢呀！I have gotten the calligraphy of Tong Pak-Fu.我终于抢到唐伯虎的墨宝了Give it to me...我抢到先的…给回我It's mine...是我抢到先的嘛！Master. Isn't one dish of soy enough?一碟豉油够不够用呀，少爷？Slowly, please.慢慢来Many people come for your paintings,少爷，外头好多人来求画why don't you bother?真的不理他们吗？I have no mood to draw.今日我没有心情画画Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.帮我拿几箩垃圾给他们算了Yes.是！少爷Mr. Chuck.祝公子Brother Tong.唐兄Mr. Chuck.祝兄Help, Brother Tong.唐兄，救M呀I think you must have lost all you money again.看来祝兄一定是输得干干净净了You understand me so well.生我者父母，知我者唐兄呀Among the "Four Scholars",江南四大才子之中Everyone knows you love gambling.就以祝兄你为人最为洒脱，众人皆知"Having no money, to live comfortably",所谓风吹J蛋壳，财去人安乐it is your motto, right?此乃祝兄你的座右铭呀You are flattering me!过奖，过奖You're born to be a free-liver.但是比起唐兄的风流不羁In fact, you are much more luckier than me.小弟真的有如天渊之别呀But...只不过…you lose so much money per every two days祝兄你隔几天就一百几十两地输and you come to seek help from me after losing money, 输光了又走来叫救MI don't think I can help you forever.长此以往…也不是办法喔Sure!有见地！Because of that, I tried to risk for the last time.小弟就是有见及此，所以破斧沉舟But I lost the money which I could earn till my death.一次过输清我一生可以输的钱That's 300,000 taels.整整三十万两So, I have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...所以要麻烦唐兄替我画三十幅画in order to save my life.用来还债救M呀I understand pretty well.明白明白Shui, go out first.阿水，你先出一出去Yes, master.是，少爷Damn you, don't you think I owe you that?王八蛋，你把这里当是善堂呀？You need 30 paintings?还要我画三十幅画？！No way!免谈！Please!不要这样啦It's my fault,系我唔好，系我唔好呀！I am now begging you to forgive me.我现在叩头认错You should remember that I lent you the blue magazine when you were a child! 你唔念在当年后生时，我借YPT给你看Also, I always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!你也念在这几年我帮你卖画赚到一大笔吧Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,而且外面有好多人在等候they want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.如果三炷香之后，我拿不到三十幅画出去Otherwise, they'll kill me! Will you help me or not?就将我劈开几份！你帮不帮我？One hour? Well, since you are my brother,三炷香？！不要说做兄弟不照顾你I will write your lament for your funeral.我即管在你灵堂上替你写副挽联Say, "A bastard" or "A scumbag", which one do you like?一写「S有余辜」，一写「S不足惜」Choose between these two.你随便选一句啦！Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.伯虎，你不要这么绝好吗？I swear if I gamble again,最多我发个DU誓，如果我以后再DU钱的话I will be terribly raped by an ugly woman until death.我就让天下最丑样的女人日夜LJOr until my dick to be rotten.直到体无完肤，摇摇欲坠为止！Is it OK?这样可以了吧？You made such worst oath!这么悲壮的DU誓你都发得出？OK, I will save you for the last time.好！我今次即管再救你啦Man, give me the stationery.人来呀！文房四宝侍候You are such a heroic friend, so righteous! 唐兄不愧忠肝义胆，侠骨丹心…Cut the crap, undress.废话少讲，脱衣Undress?脱衣？What are you doing?搞什么呀？What?这样玩？Fantastic!认真神乎奇技It's worth of being tortured like this!真的是被你打S都值得呀！What is it called?叫什么名堂呀？It's great!利害啦！It's called "Great Eagle".是叫做「雄鹰展翅气吞天下图」It is worth over 300,000 taels.这一幅画已经抵偿到你三十万两Don't bother me again.请你以后不要再来烦我Sure!一定一定！But you really amazed me.不过我更佩服唐兄之处…You used my nipples as flowers.是可以将我胸前的双点作花You used my palms as trees.双掌作树My ass is painted as stone.屁股画石Cloud and mountains are drawn on my feet. 前足作云，后足作山About the eagle,那只鹰which part of my body is used?是用我身体的哪个部份勾画出来的？It's your penis.是用阁下的子孙根I guessed it correctly.果然不出我所料It's great! How wonderful!雄浑激情，勾画出它的神韵呀！I only used your penis to draw the little worm hung in the eagle's mouth. 只不过是鹰嘴上面含着的那条小虫吧！How come you think it's great and wonderful?何来雄浑激情之有呀？！That's good!都好！It's useful anyway.可以转弯的Tong Pak-Fu was born in Ming Dynasty,唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年in the year of Tiger.庚寅年，寅月寅日寅时出世He was named Tong Yan.故名唐寅Yan was born in the year of Tiger, so he was also named as Pak Fu.因寅属虎，故又名唐伯虎He was very clever and was good in writing poems and paintings.唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双绝He was the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars" in Ming Dynasty.位列江南四大才子之首So Tong Yan was the idol of many people.为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像He was envied by many men而最为人津津乐道的because he had 8 pretty wives.就是他拥有八位天姿国SE的娇妻He seemed to be the most lucky guy in the world!恍如神仙美眷，羡煞旁人！Hands up, do you have money?举手！身上有没有一百几十两啊？Please lend it to me first.给我用一用吧！Kidding! So poor are you!有没有搞错啊？得那么少！Pay me now.赔钱啦！You have got money, we can keep on playing now.你有钱，我们就可以继续玩了You always win,每一局都是你赢的I wonder, are you a swindler?不知是不是出术的？I'm lucky indeed!当然啦，我旺吖嘛！Honeys, come and eat the chicken wings!几位娘子，有J翼吃啦Why are you that late?挑完J骨才来呀？这么久Hey, are you ready?好了，你们摆好了吗？We're ready...可以打了！像催M符Oh, my painting of "Hundred Flowers"!我的「百花争艳图」…Please lend it to me to be a mat for the table.现在用来垫一垫桌子Don't be so mean!不是太过份嘛？！You are not dying, you may draw another one any time you like. 你还没S，有空再画另一幅吧But...但是…Cut the crap, play with me.不要再说，我们来猜拳先吧Choi Choi, make it three, four thirty.财财！三叉仔！四块半Drink it!饮！Hurry up!快点啦"Chinese Poems - Tong Yan"「唐寅诗集」What are you doing?你在做什么？Oh, my poetry!我那本诗集呀！Look at it, the table is not well balanced,你看看吧，这张桌常常移动的one book is not enough,垫了一本还不足够bring me two more please.你帮我去多拿两本来吧You lost.头门四九，SHA！You lost again.川门六五，SHA！I lost again?又再SHA吗？Why a bird is missing from my painting?我的「百鸟朝凰图」，何故没了个雀头？Cut the crap!做什么这般劳气啊I have lost a bird from my mahjong.人家遗失了那只一索So I cut the head to represent the lost one 于是剪了那雀头来用着先啰！No big deal!有什么出奇呢？You...你…Mom, what are you doing?娘亲，你在做什么呀？Mom wants to suicide!哎呀，奶奶吊颈呀！Go and take a look of her now...还不快点去看看她吧…Hold it, let's finish this game first.先开牌看一看！Watch mine, I am the winner.双天至尊通S！You jinx!这么邪呀！Money, please.赔钱呀！Mom, are you crazy?娘亲，你傻了吗？I am useless,娘亲没用I've married you to 8 wives,给你娶足八个老婆来服侍你but you aren't satisfied,你都不满足You always have a long face.整天愁眉苦面I think I have to kill myself我S了算了吧Why did you say so?娘亲何必这样讲呢？I didn't blame you!我何时有怨过你半句呢？Pak Fu, you are young and successful.伯虎，你正所谓年少有为，事业有成You are rich and you have so many wives,家财千万，妻妾成群You should be the happiest guy in the world. Right?你应该是世界上最开心的人啦嘛！I haven't said I am unhappy.我没说过我不开心喔So, why do you always have a long face?那为什么你整日黑口黑面？Don't you think your wives match you?是不是嫌几位家嫂配你不上啊？It's easy to get a wife but not easy to get the right one who understands me well. 娘亲你不明啦，千金易得，知己难求Although they are my wives,我和几位娘子虽有夫妻之名they don't really understand my mind.只可惜同床异梦！Don't you think we can't match you?那你即是嫌弃我们吗？We'd better suicide!我们不如S了算吧！What? 8 of you will be hanging together?哗！八个一起上吊How amazing!何其壮观呀！Help!救人呀…Daughters-in-law, are you alright?家嫂…你没事吧？Pak Fu, do you want them all to have suicide?伯虎，你是否要搞到SI横遍野Will you feel happy about that?XUE流成河才安乐呀？I don't mean...我都没说…Let me go, I want to die...放开我啦…我要S啦！Don't do that!你们不要这样啦！Mother-in-law, let us die.奶奶，你让我们去S啦！Pak Fu, can you say something?伯虎，你说句话好吗？Shut up! Listen to me!不要吵啦！It's my fault,是我的错！all of you are very nice.几位娘子贤良淑德，持家有道Cultured and civilized.知书识礼But I should have appreciated, it's my fault.是我不懂得欣赏Sorry, please forgive me.我对各位不起，请大家原谅我！I am so happy about that!你明白就最好啦Hubby, smile, come on.相公，笑一笑吧！Come on, smile.笑一笑嘛！Be happy.我要开心点的！Come on, smile.是啦，笑一笑嘛！Why don't you laugh happily?你看他笑得这么勉强的？You should Iaugh happily!是否不满意？！Come on, be happy.笑得开心一点嘛！笑啦笑啦Show us a happy look.是啦！Let's play...财财，两家好，八皮马，四同四，饮！Pak Fu, see, they always want you to be happy.伯虎，你看看她们多为你呀Don't misunderstand them again,以后你就不要辜负这几位家嫂got me?对你的一片苦心喇Madam, King Ning sends someone here to visit Young Master. 夫人，宁皇派人来要见少爷呀King Ning?宁皇？King Ning is planning a rebellion.宁皇现在正在图谋造反Doesn't he want to recruit you?他派人来…难道想招揽你？Anyway,管他的just ask them to leave. I don't want to see them.你随便的帮我打发他走就算了Madam, they...夫人，他们…Where is Tong Pak-Fu?唐伯虎呢？Our Majesty wants him to be his military consultant. 我们王爷想请他回去做参谋Ask him to come out now.快点叫他出来I am sorry,几位，真是不好意思my son is very sick, he can't receive you.小儿刚患重病，不能见客Please express our sincere thanks to His Majesty.宁皇的好意，心领了Please go back!几位请回吧What a coincidence!又会这么巧啊？！Those we want to recruit always get sick.为什么王爷要请的人都说生病了！But, it's been predicted by Our Majesty already.不过王爷早料有此一着He asked us to bring the doctor here叫我们带同御医来to check his sickness!让我们帮唐伯虎看病！Madam...夫人…Tong Pak-Fu.唐伯虎Isn't he sick?你刚说他病了的？He...he has been seriously sick!他…他是病的很厉害呀！But, how come a patient...病得厉害to have a good appetite to eat chicken wings?又怎么会有好胃口吃J翼呢？Yes, it's strange...Why?就是，为什么呀？It's simple, because...这很简单，因为…I love chicken wings.烧J翼，我钟意食But your mom says you are going to die.但是你老母说你就快要SThat's why he has to eat more before he dies.愈快要S就愈应该要吃多一只If he don't eat now, he will have no chance to eat. 如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃Are you going to die?你真的就快要S？I am going to die.我真的就快要SIf I don't eat now, I will have no chance to eat.如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃！But, he doesn't seem to be seriously sick.病得好像唐解元这么好面SE，都很少有喔Doctor, go to feel the pulse of Mr. Tong.御医，帮唐解元把把脉To see how serious is his sickness.看看他有几严重His pulse is normal.唐解元的脉象四平八稳I don't think he is sick!很正常呀，没有什么问题呀！How is he?他怎样呀？Can I be saved?还有得救吗？Let me try.试试啦What's wrong with him?他怎样呀？I haven't experienced such a messy pulse.我从来未听过这么乱的脉象What did you feel?你听到些什么呀？Music!将军令呀！What?什么？I think, you should have to prepare for your funeral. 我看你都是早点准备身后事吧See you, Mr. Tong.唐解元，我们告辞啦！We shouldn't have wasted our time...早知你是这样to recruit a dying man, let's go.就不要浪费我们的时间，我们走！Doctor, please save my...御医，你救救我…Bastard, kneeI down.衰仔，跪低Do you remember?你记不记得You took an oath in front of your dad's grave,你曾经在你S鬼老爸灵前发过誓you never show others to know your Kung-fu!说不会泄漏你识武功这个秘密Why have you shown Kung-fu just then?为什么今天又要破戒呢？I remember, but it was an emergency.我记得，但是刚才情势危急I just used my Kung-fu况且我只是用内功to change my pulse only, no big deal.改变了自己的脉象吧But, in case...不怕一万，只怕万一if our enemies discover that...一旦被唐家的仇人发现you are the successor of Tong's Family...你是霸王枪的传人you will be in danger.你即时有S身之祸的！Mom, who are our enemies?娘亲，我们唐家的仇人究竟是谁？Why don't you tell me?为什么你一直都不肯告诉我？I was afraid you'd look for trouble我以前不告诉你是因为你年少气盛since you were young.怕你自找麻烦But, you've grown up,但是现在你都已经长大I should tell you anyway.我亦不怕告诉你知We have 2 enemies.我们唐家是有两大仇人One is called "Evil Scholar".其中一个是夺M书生He fought with your dad当年他们二人for the ranking championship of weapon.为了争夺兵器谱上的排名，决定比武I was afraid he would play tricks,我恐防夺M书生会使出诡计暗算你爹So I stayed and watched over their duel.所以一直在场监视着他Let me trap you instead.让我来暗算你这个贱种夺M书生Brother Tinho, you will be the winner, don't worry. 相公，你赢定了，放心吧Higher than you.高过你！Go to hell.去S吧！What is it?什么来呀？Chussy.朱茜！Watch out.小心呀！Go to hell.S啦！Chussy, you...朱茜，你…Be careful!小心呀！No way! I have to use the last stance!不行啦，唯有用绝招啦！Go to hell.去S吧！Chussy,朱茜what the hell are you doing here?你究竟在这里来搅什么家伙啊？I...我…Be careful!小心呀！Don't go, you should tell me what you are doing here. 不要走呀！你说清楚在搞什么鬼呀！I love you, so I want to help you.我爱你，所以想帮你呀！Don't you think the red beans can help me?帮我什么？撒这些没有用的红豆It's not red beans,这些不是红豆！it's my new invention: Tiny Bombs!这是我新发明的暗器霹雳雷珠What? Tiny... what?霹什么雳什么雷什么呀？Don't look down on it,你不要小看它呀！it's really powerful when it blow.它爆炸起来威力无穷What? Powerful... what? It will blow?威什么力什么？会爆？Damn you, Chussy, do you want to play tricks?小喇叭，朱茜你是不是要玩S我呀？The Killing Sword Stance of the "Evil Scholar"?书生夺M剑？！In the most critical moment,就在这最危急的关头your dad attacked him...你阿爹突然使出世间上with the most horrible weapon in the world,最恐怖最吓人的独门暗器he changed the whole situation.将整个局面扭转了！Watch out.看暗器My Wonder Spear!霸王回马枪Where is the spearhead?没枪头的？Why?怎么会这样？That's why dad died in great sorrow.难怪阿爹最后都郁郁而终He couldn't imagine你阿爹想不到夺M书生Evil Scholar could break the steel-made spearhead.连精钢制造的枪头都可以打断Before his death,所以他在临S的时候he made an invincible spearhead!就特别制造了这个坚硬无比的寒铁枪头It was because he worried that "Evil Scholar" would kill our whole family. 以防夺M书生赶尽S绝How about another enemy?但是你说我们有两大仇家Who is the next one?另一个是谁呢？She was your dad's girlfriend, she fought with me for your dad.另外一个就是当年跟我争你阿爹的情敌But she married later.不过她已经嫁人了I don't think you will meet her again.看来都没什么机会再撞到的啦Get lost, don't bother me to have gambling.让开啦，不要阻着我们发达呀！Mom, I want to leave home for few days.娘亲，这几日我想离家出外几日I will seek shelter.暂避风头I am afraid the people from King Ning will come to bother us again.因为我怕宁皇会再派人来找我麻烦You should bring along the invincible spearhead with you最紧要带着这支寒铁枪头for your safety.以防万一呀Bear in mind!记着呀！Let's e on.开局呀…开大细呀！来呀！Since your dad lost in the duel,由于当年你阿爹打输了Now, on the rank of weapon,所以当今兵器谱上面the Killing Sword of Evil Scholar is the 1st runner-up.书生夺M剑排行第二Our Tong's Spear is the 2nd runner-up.我们霸王枪排行第三Siu Lee's Dagger is the 3rd runner-up.小李飞刀紧随第四Move!把脚缩开啦Who is the champion?那排名第一的是谁呢？The mom of Dagger Siu lee,那就是小李飞刀的娘亲but she passed away.可惜已经过身了Oh, what a pity!原来就是小李老母飞刀，真可惜！Cut the crap, why not play with me?聊那么多干嘛？来猜两拳先啦！Choi Choi, bingo, make it six.财财呀，一定中，你的帽Drink it.喝呀！You are too poor to compete with me.你真没用！走开啦- Get lost! - I wanna play with mother-in-law. 走…我跟奶奶猜Choi Choi, make it three, why not nine...财财，三叉仔…You lost, drink it.奶奶，你输了呀，喝啦I won't scare.喝就喝I am so miserable.我的心又悲，我的心又痛My wives are abnormal housewives.八个老婆都恶搞一通But others envy me so much.人家当我享尽齐人福In fact, I am lonely.其实空虚寂寞兼且冻，兼且冻Look, the "Four Scholars" are over there.你们看！江南四大才子在那边呀！Go and have a look, hurry up...快点过去看看，快点啦…You can never escape.想走？！飞不出我的五指山！Brother Pak Fu, there is a crowd of people. 伯虎兄，很多人呀！We come here for a tour,今天我们江南四大才子来到游山玩水that's why the girls are that crazy.难怪那些女子如此疯狂了！That's why!难怪难怪Pals,各位各位why not have a poem competition?今天大家如此高兴，不如吟首诗哩！Very good idea!征明兄提议的好Why don't you start first? Brother Man-bun.文斌兄你先来哩？I am the best in this field.强项啦"There are many geese under the mountain."「山下一群鹅」"They rushed down to the river."「嘘声赶落河」"Let's roast a goose."「落河捉鹅医肚饿」"After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw."「食完回家玩老婆」Good, very good.好句好句Very good!绝句绝句Isn't it that funny?真的那么好笑？I wonder, why is he always so enjoy when he is in a trip? 点解唐兄每次出游都那么豪情奔放呢？！I envy him so much.乐极忘形，实在令人羡慕羡慕Be frank,讲开又讲啦！he is the best in writing poems among the "Four Scholars". 在江南论文章，唐兄才高八斗And he is an excellent artist.论丹青，妙笔生花He is really a great genius!这是真真正正的驾势堂呀！Right! I envy him his talent for music.没错，更令人羡慕的就是He is very good in playing musical instruments.他在音律方面都有很高造诣That's right, I know playing...那倒是，古今中外各种乐器all kinds of musical instruments.我那样不玩得出神入化呀？！Recently I have studied a new kind of western music, 最近我还研究了一种西洋敲击乐器it's great!很得的Let's play it together if we've a chance.有机会可以跟大家一齐研究一吓Sure.一定一定But I envy you...依我说唐兄最令人羡慕之处because of your wives.莫过于艳福啦Everybody knows your eight wives...人人都知唐兄家中are so pretty.有八位夫人个个貌美如花，国SE天香I don't think you will have any regrets in your life.做人能像你这样，夫复何求呢？！I envy you so much.羡煞旁人呀Bravo...利害，利害There is something attractive.似乎有好囡看See, there is a beauty on the bridge.唐兄你看一看桥头上She seems to be lonely.有个婀娜多姿的美女，只影形单Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl. 不如这样，你即场示范一下你的泡妞大法To let us learn from you!给兄弟学习学习哩？Well...这个嘛？It's the welfare for your friends, so?事关大家的福利，没问题吧？I am glad to demonstrate it.义不容辞啦Go.去啦！Miss.小姐What's the matter?什么事呀？公子？Go, go...上！上！May I put my head on your shoulder?没什么！我想借小姐的肩膊搭一下Is it OK?不知有没有问题呢？No,这怎可以呀？I am a girl, a decent girl.我是一个黄花闺女来嘛！I know, I want to make my friends happy, that's all. 我知！我只是想应酬一下朋友罢了In fact, I am Tong Pak-Fu.其实在下正是唐伯虎So what?唐什么伯什么虎什么呀？I don't know you.我都不认识你I will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.你再不走我可要叫啦How about paying you I tael?这样吧，我给你一两银做做样哩？！Who do you think I am?一两银子？你当我是什么？Make it ten.起码都十两啦！That's too expensive, why don't you rob?你都要十两？不如去抢？！Right, I am robber.不错，就是抢Give me all your money.后生仔，拿钱来！Go to hell.S啦！Punch you!打你！What's wrong?搞什么鬼？No need to punch her like that?不用这么重手呀？Robber! It's a ladyboy!抢钱呀，这个S人妖！Ladyboy?人妖？I love it. Hold it.我喜欢喔！拿着！Damn it. He is being the first to!真可惜！被他抢先一步呀！Look, so many people!你看，好多人呀！Yes, it's crowded.是呀，好热闹呀！Chung-heung, Ha-heung, shut up,春香，夏香，吵什么呀？behave yourselves.不要失礼呀！What's going on?什么事咁多人呀？Madam Wah and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping. 今天华太夫人带同婢女四香入庙进香呀！The maids are all pretty,听说个个都如天仙下凡especially Chou-heung.尤其是秋香最靓女喔！Who is she? Who is Chou-heung?哪个呀？哪个是呀？Look! That way.呢…那边呀！Chou-heung.秋香！Damn, she is not pretty at all.车！这很普通喔！You know,又不是嘛伯虎兄pretty woman is like flowers.要知道美女这东西跟鲜花一样You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.需要有绿叶的衬托才会显出娇美喔Look once more.多看一次吧！Pretty woman!美女Woo, she is really pretty!这么再看她真是美得利害喔！Let's go in the temple together.我们一起入庙To look for fun!找着数啦吧！You will be our leader!看你啦！Follow me.强项啦！Give me...给我，给我吃…Make way... go that way!走开点呀…走过去！Let's use of any chance to take their advantage. 稍后一有机会，就涌过去大肆搜掠一番啦Sure.一定啦！Give the beggars some bread.施舍一点给乞儿吃啦Yes, Madam.是，夫人Yes, Madam.是，夫人Give it to me.有吃的了…给我…Go.上Go!涌呀！Be merciful!施舍一下啦I want any kind of bread. Come on.什么包都要呀！来…拿来It's yours, everyone will get his share.你的…大家都有份…Don't fight for it. It's yours.不要争啦I haven't eaten for a long time,我很久都没吃过东西please give me some bread.求你给我个包啦Auntie, this is for you.大婶，这个你的Help! I am damn hungry!救M呀，很肚饿呀Are you hungry? Eat this.你肚饿呀？那你先吃啦！What? One is not enough?怎么了？一个不够呀？One more for you.多给你一个吧！Come over, here are some bread!你们过来吧，这边还有呀！Be good, come on, eat this.乖，来，吃吧I've got it,原来当今世上最美丽的笑容the most pretty smile is the smile with love.就是充满爱心的笑容I have found my dream lover.天啊，我已经找到我的理想She is Chou-heung.她就是秋香Miss, are you coming to worship God?咦，小姐，拜神呀？It's good to worship God, so you will be blessed. 好的，拜得神多自有神庇佑呀Let me do it for you.让我来To worship God...求神…"It's prohibited to speak loudly in the temple." 「寺内严禁喧哗」Pal, chase the ship of Madam Wah.兄弟，立即帮我追一下华府的官船Fine!好的Be careful...小心…小心…Sir, you are wise公子，你真是识货啦to choose my ship.那么多船不选就选中了我这艘船My ship is the most speedy one.我是出了名的快Really?是吗？Hey, your ship is sinking.喂，你的船在下沉呀Yes! It's speedy to sink as I said before.是呀！沉得快嘛What's wrong?你搞什么呀？！I am in a hurry!我在赶时间呀，大哥！I think you are chasing Chou-heung.看你那个样子，一定是追秋香姐哩？！How do you know that?你又知道？I have seen many rich guys of your kind before. 你这种富家公子年中见不少啦But it's useless不过只是在华府门口to court her outside Wah's house.转来转去沾不到便宜的！What good idea will you suggest?那你有什么好招呢？You should go and work inside Wah's house. 要想办法混进华府才行嘛！Suggest some idea to me please.那你就教我一两招吧！No problem. It depends on your offer.招不是没有，看你懂不懂啦Alright. I will follow your advice.一切都听大哥的话啦Listen to me...那你听住啦！You can't move no matter what happens! OK? 我稍后便开档，等一下打S你都不能动！You said you would pay me!你说将卖得的钱都全给我Don't cheat me!你不要赖皮呀！How can I cheat a wise guy like you?以你的智慧，那里有人骗到你呀？That's right.那也是Cheap man!明益街坊呀A brand new cheap man for sale.全新第一手好靓的孝子大平卖呀！Come and have a look!不买也来看看啦！I'm so poor!我很惨呀…Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?哥仔你大清早在这MAI身ZANG父But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning. 太不吉利了吧？I don't want too.我都不想呀！You look familiar,点解你看来好面善嘅？where did I see you before?我们在哪儿见过呀！Really?是吗？It doesn't matter, let's make friends now.所谓相逢何必曾相识呢？Why don't you be merciful, buy me please.不如两位姐姐，可怜一下我吧…What a pity?真是惨啰We need a workman indeed, why not...横竖我们正缺个下人，不如就…I am poor, I want to sell myself to bury my whole family! 我好惨呀，MAI身ZANG全家！Kidding?!不是吧？Be merciful,两位姑娘你们可怜一下我吧my family died last night.我全家六口一晚S光I am sick with tuberculosis too, why not buy me?我身染十级肺痨May be, I'll cut half price!半卖半送，你买我啦！He is miserable,石榴，看他真是惨很多呀why not buy him to be our workman?不如都是买他返华府吧啦！So, buy him.那就买他吧！Lady, first come first serve, I come first.姐姐，我先来的喔！It's not a matter of priority.这不是先后的问题嘛！He has to bury his whole family对呀，人家家里S了六个and you have to bury your dad only.你家才S了一个I do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two. 我都很想帮你，但是我很难做嘛But, I am miserable too.但是我都很惨的喔Then show me how miserable you are.那你有什么惨事，你说出来呀Well, I...我…See how dirty are my fingernails?你看我几天没有剪指甲It's miserable, right?难道这还不够惨吗？Wong Choi, don't die! Don't die.旺财…旺财，你不要S呀！旺财…You have followed me for a long time,你跟了我这么久you're so good to me.对我有情有义肝胆相照But I have never given you sufficient food.可是大哥我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过I am damn sorry.我对不起你呀！Watch out!小心呀！Siu Keung, how are you?小强！小强你怎么呀？小强？Don't die, Siu Keung, don't die.小强，你不要S呀，小强We have suffered for such a long time,我跟你相依为M，同甘共苦了这么多年I treated you as my relative.已经当你是我亲生骨肉般供书教学How can you leave me like this...想不到今天白发人送黑发人呀…Sister Chou-heung, they are both miserable,秋香姐，他们两个都这么惨what'll we do?怎么办？Let's wait and see.看定先再说啦。
