《我能打败怪兽》舞台剧剧本

《大话西游》最搞笑话剧、小品剧本篇一：《大话西游》最搞笑话剧、小品剧本《大话西游》惠州市银农科技有限公司20XX年春晚节目演员唐僧：小刘悟空：小王八戒：曾哥沙僧：大王妖怪：勇哥小妖：常总、龙部管音乐：老大开场：音乐（鬼子进村）师徒四人进场，唱歌（阿表哥也要喝，阿表妹也要喝，管你能喝不能喝都要喝），八戒唱歌跑调唐僧僧：八戒，怎么回事儿呀，咋又唱跑调了呢？八戒：........唐僧僧：为师平时是怎么教你的，你会就是会，不会就是不会，明白了吗？明白就是明白，不明白就是不明白。

八戒：我明白唐僧僧：你明白你不跟我讲你明不明白，我怎么知道你是明白还是不明白。

悟空：师傅师傅，前面有个亭子，我们过去休息一下吧。

唐僧僧：好悟空：师傅师傅，这儿还有个座位呢悟空、沙僧僧擦凳子，擦好后，八戒抢着坐在了座位上，被沙僧僧推下去了唐僧僧：臭小子。

（随后坐下）悟空，看看我们到哪里了悟空做张望动作悟空：师傅，我们到了Yngs唐僧僧：Yngs，原来我们到了银农公司的迎春晚会啊现场（向场下打招呼嗨嗨）悟空：师傅，这里风景如画，美女如云，后面还有个月牙湖，不如我给你拍张照吧唐僧僧：好（高兴）悟空拿出照相机拍照，沙僧僧和八戒抢镜，挡住唐僧僧唐僧僧：（站起，生气）你们两个混账东西，看你们那丑样，一边呆着去。

沙僧僧、八戒闪开，唐僧僧摆各种搞怪冬作拍照。

悟空：师傅，您饿了吧，我去给你买点吃的，你吃肯德基还是油条。

唐僧僧：（思考一小下）哎呀，和尚不吃肉食，当然肯德基啦，快去买悟空：老僧去也（做飞的动作，没走掉）沙僧师弟，帮忙沙僧：好(沙僧僧提悟空屁股一脚)悟空:再走（悟空飞走）沙僧：师傅，你渴了吧，你喝蒙牛呢还是喝伊利呢唐僧僧：诶，怎么不了解为师呢，一为师的口味，喝奶，我只认准三鹿（沙僧僧闪）八戒向台下观众打招呼：嗨，嗨唐僧僧：八戒你又给美女打招呼呢，怎么死性不改呢。

快去给我买份环球时报来八戒：（往唐僧僧身上找钱）师傅，这买报的钱，你看唐僧僧：混蛋，这点小钱你跟我要，小心我扣你工资啊八戒：好好好（闪）唐僧僧坐在板凳上玩电脑，切西瓜八戒出场八戒：唉，相当年我乃天蓬元帅，想不到被嫦娥勾引的时候被玉帝发现，把我贬下凡间，落入八戒圈，现如今被这臭和尚整体整的死去活来。

“奇怪!多来到山脚下，仰望着 这座被怪物占据的城堡.....
管他什么危险不危险，只要能见到爸爸妈妈就什么都不怕。卡梅利多 和卡门一溜烟地向城堡跑去。
“快来呀!我看见小胖墩了，他们在那儿等着我们呢!” “哇，是他!还有小六子和小刺头!”
以小胖墩为首去寻找食物的小分队，也正朝城堡方向走去 他们不知道危险正在一步步逼近!
“好壮观哪!这是一个鸡舍！”
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“我们从这条开满鲜花的小路上走.....” “这好像不是一条路.....”
恐怖的一幕出现了! 小胖墩、小六子和小刺...... 他们就像冰雕似的立在那里一动不动。
说话呀!怎么不说话呀?平时你们不是有那么多说不完的话吗? “他的鼻子怎么那么凉呀!不会死了吧?”
贝里奥趴在地上仔细观察:“喂，小胖墩的身体像玻璃一样透明，这是怎么 回事?”他轻轻敲了一下小胖墩的肚子，竟然发出“咔咔、咔咔”的声音!
“想起来了!想起来了!一卡梅利多突然喊道。
我知道该怎么做了。我要回去拿一样东西， 它肯定能帮助我们打败怪兽!
“在吊桥等我!我马上回来......”
一样东西?会是什么东西?”卡门很困惑。
喂，卡门，什么是“吊桥”?
“蛇怪！你竟敢攻击我的姨妈！ 等着瞧，如果你敢动我爸爸妈妈的一根羽毛， 我就把你剁成肉酱！”
他们也许太饿了，身体冻僵了。”
“不会!”卡门叫道，“他们都变成了......水晶！”
“这是哪个魔鬼干的?”
“咣当、咣当！”突然他们身后传来一阵金属碰撞的声音......
公鸡下蛋?我的肚子里连续几天都在咕噜咕噜地叫，难道我也要下蛋了?

舞台剧绘本故事剧本《森林音乐会》角色：1、小熊：憨厚可爱，喜欢唱歌。

2、小兔子：活泼机灵，擅长跳舞。

3、小猴子：聪明调皮，会弹吉他。

4、小鸟：歌声清脆，是主唱。

5、大象：稳重温和，负责打鼓。

第一幕：筹备音乐会时间：清晨地点：森林广场森林里的小动物们一大早就聚集在广场上，小熊兴奋地跑来跑去，大声说道：“咱们要办一场音乐会啦！”小兔子蹦蹦跳跳地回应：“太好了，我要跳最美丽的舞！”小猴子则抱着吉他，笑嘻嘻地说：“看我给大家来段精彩的弹奏。

”小鸟在枝头欢快地唱着：“我来当主唱，让大家都陶醉在我的歌声里。

”大象慢悠悠地走来，沉稳地说：“那我就负责打鼓，给大家增添气势。

”大家七嘴八舌地讨论着，充满了期待。

第二幕：紧张的排练时间：中午地点：森林空地小动物们开始了紧张的排练。

小熊唱着歌，却总是跑调，他着急地直跺脚。

小兔子努力地练习着舞蹈动作，累得气喘吁吁。

小猴子弹吉他时，不小心拨错了弦，懊恼地抓抓脑袋。

小鸟努力地调整着嗓音，想要唱得更动听。

大象打鼓的节奏时快时慢，很是苦恼。

尽管遇到了很多困难，但大家都没有放弃，互相鼓励着继续练习。

第三幕：意外的挫折时间：傍晚地点：森林空地就在大家排练得渐入佳境时，天空突然下起了大雨。

小动物们急忙四处躲避，乐器也被淋湿了。

小熊担心地说：“这可怎么办呀？我们的乐器会不会坏了？”小兔子也愁眉苦脸：“雨一直下，我们还怎么排练啊？”小猴子看着湿漉漉的吉他，心疼不已。

小鸟在树枝上瑟瑟发抖，大象无奈地望着天空。

第四幕：重新振作时间：雨停后地点：森林空地雨终于停了，太阳重新露出了笑脸。

小动物们看着被雨水打湿的场地和损坏的乐器，心情有些低落。

但很快，小熊站了出来，鼓励大家说：“咱们不能就这样放弃，一起把场地清理干净，修好乐器，继续排练！”大家听了，纷纷点头，重新振作起来。

小兔子和小猴子一起清理场地，大象帮忙修理损坏的鼓，小鸟则陪着小熊练习唱歌。

第五幕：完美的音乐会时间：夜晚地点：森林广场经过大家的努力，音乐会终于要开始了。

儿童舞台剧剧本（一）人物：小鸡、小狼场景：夏天的小树林一只小鸡在小树林里找小虫吃。

它的羽毛是金黄色的，有黑色的条纹。

小鸡在一棵小树边找到一只蚯蚓。

小鸡把蚯蚓啄成两段，分两次吞下蚯蚓。

唱到："叽叽叽，叽叽叽，蚯蚓真好吃，小树林真漂亮。

"小鸡又低下头找虫。

小狼上（走得很慢，经常摇晃一下，经常使劲眨几下眼睛。

）小狼："哎吆，疼死我了。

该死的树，也来欺负我。

"小狼撞到了一棵树上。

抬起一只前爪揉揉头。

用尾巴抽了几下碰它头的树。

小狼："两天没吃东西了，看不清路，总碰头。

总爱发脾气，再找不到吃的，就要走不动了。

"小狼抹了抹眼泪。

小狼："谁在唱歌？"小狼的眼睛瞪得圆圆的。

四处张望。

看到小鸡。

小狼："一只小鸡！"小狼又四处张望。

"没人看着它，哈哈，我找到吃的喽。

"小狼一步步朝小鸡靠近。

小狼："小鸡小鸡别唱歌了，哭吧哭吧，因为你遇上我了，我的肚子饿得都瘪了，我要吃了你。

"小鸡原地没动："哎呀，小狼啊小狼，你可不要吃错了啊。

"小鸡瞪着圆圆的眼睛望着小狼。

小狼："吃错了？吃错了是怎么回事？"小狼瞪着更圆了的眼睛望着小鸡。

小鸡："我不是小鸡，我是为了吃小鸡才变成小鸡的模样的，你没看出来吗？我是小老虎，瞧瞧我的金黄色的毛，瞧瞧那羽毛上的黑条条花纹。

"小鸡转了个圈，让小狼看它的羽毛。

四处张望。

小鸡："爸爸妈妈不在，伙伴们不在。

只有大灰狼在，真要吓死了啊。

"小鸡瞪着更圆了的眼睛望着小狼。

小鸡："看清楚了吗？我的羽毛和老虎的毛一模一样。

"小狼："看清楚了，你不是老虎就是老虎的亲戚。

我可不敢吃你，我吃了你，老虎爸爸老虎妈妈老虎外婆老虎外公老虎爷爷老虎奶奶都不会放过我。

"小狼瞪着不太圆了的眼睛望着小鸡，慢慢地向后退。

《小熊请客》儿童表演剧本（全文5篇）第一篇：《小熊请客》儿童表演剧本课本剧小熊请客小熊请客角色：小熊、狐狸、小猫、小狗、小鸡、大树和房屋、旁白第一：在树林中（新年好音乐响起）小熊出场：新年到了，我邀请号朋友来家里玩，它们一会就要到了，我得赶快去准备一下。

狐狸：我的名字叫狐狸，一肚子的坏主意，人人见我都讨厌，说我好吃懒做没出息。

唉！肚子又饿了，饿得我两条腿一点劲都没有了，我还是先在大树背后歇一会吧！（狐狸靠着大树懒懒地眯上了眼睛）[一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，小猫提着一包点心，连唱带跳地跑了过来。

]小猫：（唱第一曲“到小熊家里去”）[狐狸听见小猫的歌声，就从树后跳了出来。

]狐狸：喂！小猫！你到小熊家去吗？带我一块去吧！小猫：你？狐狸，狐狸！你没出息，你自己不做工，还想白白吃东西。

我呀，哼！我才不带你！（小猫头也不回，连蹦带跳地渐渐走远了。

狐狸看着小猫的背影气呼呼1地骂了起来。

）狐狸：哼！真气死我啦！小猫真是个坏东西！（他伸了伸懒腰，打了个哈欠。

）唉！我还是在这儿躺一会吧！[狐狸靠着大树，两眼刚刚眯起来，远远又传来一阵愉快的音乐。

小狗带着给小熊的礼物，蹦蹦跳跳地跑来了。

]小狗：（小狗儿歌）狐狸：小狗！你今天打扮得真好看，上哪儿去呀？小狗：今天过节，我们到小熊家去玩！狐狸：小狗，你带我一块去吧！小狗：你？狐狸，狐狸！你没出息，你自己不做工，还想白白吃东西。

我呀，哼！我才不带你！（小狗瞪了狐狸一眼，蹦蹦跳跳地走远了。

）狐狸：哼！小狗也是个坏东西！我还是在这儿再歇一会吧！[狐狸又伸了个懒腰，垂头丧气地靠在树背后。

这时远远传来了小狗的歌声。

]小鸡（小鸡儿歌）[狐狸又从树后跳了出来，满脸含笑地迎着小鸡走过来。

]狐狸：哎呀呀，亲爱的小鸡呀！我简直都不敢认你了！你今天打扮得多么漂亮，你这是上哪儿去呀？小鸡：今天小熊请客，我到小熊家去玩！狐狸：这可太好了！我们可以在一块儿好好地玩玩啦！我跳舞给你看，（狐狸把两眼眯成一条缝，声音特别柔和地）小鸡，你带我一块去吧？小鸡：（上下看了狐狸一眼）你？狐狸，狐狸！你没出息，你自己不做工，还想白白吃东西。

用子弹打中怪物这就是我们的战争Put a bullet in a monster. That was supposed to be our war.但是你最好知道你的敌人But you better know your enemy.我从未想要做一个军人I never wanted to be a soldier.二等兵麦可·帕克斯服役 2年外派无但是我还能做什么But what else was I gonna do?抬起碎石解决裂缝Shift rubble and deal crack?去他的Fuck that.所以当军队前来征兵的时候我报名了So when the army came looking I signed up.现在我就是热血男儿Now it's my blood.外面的那些怪兽已经横扫了数个城市The monsters out there have been walking through cities.击倒它们然后空军重火力攻击把它们驱逐出去Smashing them down. So air strike's been hitting them hard to clear them out. 维持世界和平Make the world safe.问题是这些炸♥弹♥也毁掉了原住民Trouble was all those bombs had torn up the locals, too.也导致了更多的叛乱分子他妈的只想杀掉我们And that just made a whole lot more insurgents just wanna fucking kill us.所以部队驻扎在营地我们出来搞定那些叛党So the troops on the ground, we're out there taking them down.防止他们阻拦我们的行动用炮弹将怪物们送回地狱Stop them getting in the way of us bombing the monsters back to hell.弗勒达中士就是其中之一Sergeant Frater was one of them.他们在感染区深处的暗地中为他工作They worked him undercover in deep IZ.他杀了很多人He killed a lot of people.就是他他就是一只狮子There it was. He was a fucking lion.感染区美军作战基地举起手来让我看见你们的双手Hands! Let me see your hands!-蹲下 -你跪下-Down! -On your knees!把手放在头上双腿并拢Hands on your head, interlock your ankles.不要动Do not move.检查一下车Check the vehicle.长官检查完毕欢迎来到叛党营地They have clearance. Sir, welcome to Camp Renegade. 参谋中士弗勒达服役 17年外派 8次正在通过外层太空空间...going on right now through outer space community. 在中东发现卫星碎片卫星的碎片Fragments of the satellite已在中东被找到have been found in the Middle East.生物蔓延到中东军队与怪物和人作战大规模接种疫苗防御怪兽孢子怪兽轰炸激起叛乱军队面对新的作战全球安全面临威胁我们会与影响世界和平的东西战斗We will fight those who oppose peace in this world, 无论是人类还是其他的东西human or otherwise.怪兽-黑暗大♥陆♥底特律我从未拥有过一个家庭I never had a family growing up.对我而言只有我的兄弟们Only thing here for me was my boys.但是我们都不想留在底特律But none of us wanted to stay in Detroit.我们从小游荡街头如同流浪狗We've been roaming around here like stray dogs since we were kids. 现在我们要一起坐船离开And now, we're being shipped out together.嗨老兄你还好吗Hey, man. You all right?我跟弗兰基家人比较亲近Closest thing I got to family is Frankie.弗兰基在家吗Frankie home?我小的时候When I was small,我每次逃离我的寄养家庭时every time I'd skip out on my foster home,我都会爬弗兰基家的窗子然后躲起来I'd climb through Frankie's window and hide out.他就像一个哥哥He was like a brother.-弗兰基快点老兄 -见鬼-Frankie, come on, man. -Shit!嘿米奇怎么啦兄弟Hey, Mikey. What's up, buddy?-米奇 -琳娜-'Sup, Mike. -'Sup, Leena.他有时候很龟毛He can be a dick sometimes.你今晚要出去晃吗Y'all hanging at Aces tonight?如果没人想要跟我在一起...If anyone fucked with me...可能是家中的单人派对了Probably just a house party.弗兰基会拿蝙蝠给他... Frankie would take a bat to him.你应该要催一下史黛西你知道她最近一直在问你You should hit up, Stacey. You know she's been asking about you.-哦是吗 -那真是好主意Oh, yeah? -That's a good idea.弗兰基快点我们要迟到了老兄Frankie, come on! We're late, man你在外面杀外星入侵者的时候while you're out there killing alien invaders!我们要我们的热血战争...而且我们也想要一个We wanted our war... and we were gonna get one.我们将要有一个我们的人生中最棒的战斗We were gonna have the best fucking fight of our lives.你想要什么What do you want?呼吸宝贝呼吸Breathe, baby, breathe.-这是...-呼吸宝贝-It's burning! -Breathe, baby.嘘...Shh...是你的爹地怎么了怎么了孩子It's your daddy, what's up? What's up, kid?二等兵萧恩·威廉斯服役 2 外派无啊他不像我他不像我Aww, he don't like me. He don't like me.好好没事了It's okay. It's all right.拿着他Take him.你抛弃他我就会打死你知道吗You drop him, I'm gonna smack the shit out you, you know that? 我的孩子旁边注意你的嘴Watch your mouth around my child.他听不懂的He don't understand.我不允许在我的天使周围有粗俗言语I ain't having nothing vulgar around my angel.-嗯...-魔鬼的刀剑-Mm-hm. -No daggers of the devil也无法刺穿他的心脏和灵魂ought to pierce his heart or soul.-你现在懂了没 -没问题-You understand me now? -Okay.我的勇士他手中有持箭My warrior, with arrows in his hands.宣扬宝贝布道你知道我说的吗Preach, baby, preach. You know what I'm saying?当他们在大门口遇到他们的敌人时必不至于蒙羞They will not be ashamed when they meet their enemies in the gate. -阿门姐妹阿门 -阿门兄弟-Amen, sister. Amen. -Amen, brother.专家卡尔·英基拉服役 3年外派无喂萧尼你把这里打理好了吗老兄Yo, Seanie, you got everything squared away here, man?准备走了吗Good to go?-去哪里你要去哪里 -嗯我-Where... Where are you going? -Yeah, I'm...哪里也不去只是去放松一下就这样Nowhere, just gonna go kick it, that's it.-闭嘴弗兰基 -你今天要去放松吗-Shut up, Frankie. -You're gonna kick it today?-是的我计划...-萧恩-Yeah, I was planning... -Sean...昨天晚上之前我们就安排好了你知道我想说什么吗It's the last night before we deploy. You know what I'm saying?你要开始像一个父亲一样的生活You're going to have to start acting like a damn father.我兄弟们想找我出去大不了的事My boys wanna take me out. I don't see what the big deal is.我说的是...你来了你又走了All I'm saying is you're coming and you're going.-你来了你又走了 -你总是瞎扯You're coming and you're going. One day you'll come back-有一天你会回来我们已不在这里了 -你总是瞎扯-and find we ain't gonna be here. -You always on that bullshit.你总是瞎扯和你妈妈一样You always on that bullshit, like your mama.-我只是说有一天...-有点冷老兄凯莉-I'm just saying, one day... -Chill, man, Kelly...我们已不在这里了...we ain't gonna be here.拜托Come on...我们是同样的街道长大的We had all grown up in the same neighborhood,但我在受训中遇到威廉斯和英克斯but I met Williams and Inks in training.自从我们被分配到同营地之后就已经超越了友谊And since we got put in the same unit, it went beyond friendship. 只是想要他的爸爸小子就这样而已Just wanted his daddy, dog, that's it.我们都互相握着对方的命Our lives were in each other's hands.我们会萧尼带回来的好吗We're going to bring Seanie back, all right.他会没事我们会带他回来He's cool, we got his back.嗯好你要告诉他他有原因Yeah, well, you need to tell him he got a reason他的后代黑种已经在这里了to get his black backside here early.现在该你了去休息吧好吗Now you go. Go on and rest, all right?-他真美 -我知道He's beautiful. -I know.来吧老兄Come on, men.怎么了宝贝怎么了What's the matter, baby? What's the matter?我只是希望你早点回来I just want you to come back early.我会的I will.-你知道的 -嗯-You know that. -Mm-hm.看看我们做了什么Look what we did.对看看我做了什么Yeah, look what I did.我知道我知道I know, I know.你给我生了一个儿子You went and made me a son.大家伙你很强壮不是吗强壮Big boy, you strong, ain't you? Strong.当我走了之后保护好你妈妈好吗Protect your mama while I'm gone, okay?你知道我会带你回去外面对不对You know I got your back out there, though, right?-外面你♥他♥妈♥的在逗我吗 -什么-Out there? You fucking kidding me? -What?我一直都是把你带回去的人I'm always the one that's got your fucking back.还记得在学校的时候经常打你的小鬼吗Remember that kid who used to always beat on you in school?-康纳·克兰西 -是的他怎么了-Connor Clancy. -Yeah. What about him?比赛曲棍球The hockey game.你成了赢家你还庆祝You scored the winner and you were celebrating.他叫你你知道什么来着...He was calling you a... You know, whatever...叫我"福利儿童"He was calling me a welfare baby.你失去了理智老兄You lost your shit, man.开始...撕打咬他Started... tearing, biting at him.克兰西他只是在嘲笑你兄弟Clancy, he's just laughing at you, bro.所以我就拿着曲棍球棒走进来That's when I have to come in with a fucking hockey stick...叫了两位老爹把你拉开...Takes two dads to pull you off...带着你的家伙去工作Fucking go to work on the little prick.在我结束之前他已经躺在他自己的尿和血液里面了By the time I'm finished, he's lying in a pool of his own piss and blood. 嗯Hmm.然后再也无法直视你了Never looked you in the eye again, though.那是很久以前的事了老兄That's a long time ago, man.你再也不是"福利儿童"了米奇你已有家庭了You ain't no welfare baby, Mike. You got a family.他妈的谁说你不是的Fuck anybody says you don't.哦他妈的Oh, fuck.-靠 -好-Shit. -Yeah!-抓住他了 -嘿老兄-Got him! -Hey, man.你怎么像这样How do you like that...?很多人都发狂And the crowd goes wild!人们不明白People don't get it.他们不知道什么是勇气They don't get what courage is.我们彼此之间都愿意死We'd all die for each other.我们也可以同甘共苦And we could all stay in the same places,在同样的酒吧里一起欢笑in the same fucking bar and have a few laughs.在我们的余生中永远不会孤身一人And not being nobody the rest of our lives.但是我们想要带着故事返回But we wanted to come back with a story.操这个地方老兄Fuck this place, man.这是我们的家This was our home.那是我们的最后一天It was our last day.所以这最后的几个小时我们要忘掉既将要发生的事So for those last few hours we needed to forget about what was coming. 我们只是要去那个鬼地方We just go tear the fucking place down.-抓住他小子 -抓住了抓住他了-Get him, boy! -Get him, get him.他妈的Shit!操带上来老兄来带过来Fucking bring it on, man! Come on, bring it!他妈的Shit!他妈的走开让开让开Get the fuck out the way! Move, move!走吧离开这个鬼地方Come on, get the fuck out of here.米奇Mike!操这个联邦局人员来之前我们先走Fuck this, let's bounce before the Feds come.你在生什么气What the fuck you mad for?你把你的钱押在...You put your dollar on the enemy.-你输掉活该 -每个人都输了-You deserve to lose. -Everybody lost.打架又有什么意义你们想要枪杀掉赢家吗What's the point of having a fight, if you're gonna shoot the fucking winner? 不我懂了老兄我懂了你喜欢怪兽No, I get it, man, I get it, you love the monster.-操你 -不你喜欢那个小怪兽的逼逼-Fuck you. -No, you love that little monster pussy.你八点钟把它带走去一家很棒的餐馆You wanna pick it up around eight, take it to a nice restaurant,可能喝一杯酒看场电影maybe a glass of wine, catch a movie,走路回家...手指头放在婊♥子♥的玄关上walk it home... finger that bitch on the porch.-去你♥妈♥的♥ -准备去搞你老妹-Fuck off! -Gonna go get your sister. Ooh!我只是说说而已为什么放下了锤子I'm just saying, why drop the hammer?总得给观众他们想要的东西宝贝血腥的Gotta give the crowd what they want, baby. Blood.我们是做♥爱♥ 不是战争宝贝Let's make love, not war, baby.砰Pow...老兄看看他们的大小操♥他♥妈♥的Man, look at the size of them mothefruckers.他们就在你鼻子上长官九点钟方向They're right on your nose, sir. They're at nine o'clock. 请求空袭... requesting air strike.喂伙计那儿有一群Yo, man, there's a whole herd of these, man!嘿一群婊♥子♥们都武装起来了Hey, yo. There's a lot of bitches arming up.像是巨大的沙滩螃蟹老兄Look like giant fucking sand crabs, man.炸掉其中一个Firebomb one of those,你就会赢得那些哈奇妹子的青睐老兄you'll burn up a whole lot of hodgie's women, man!-耶 -哇Yeah! -Whoo!战斗损毁评估 100%Battle damage assessment: 1 00 percent.我希望这些悍马车能在8点之前清除干净I want all these Humvees cleaned out by 0800.我是空军中士弗勒达这是福雷斯中士I am Staff Sergeant Frater, this is Sergeant Forrest.区域小组队长欢迎来到感染区Area team leaders, welcome to the IZ.那是空袭那些怪物群的声音That is the sound of air strikes hitting monster herds. 一天中的任何时候都可能发生It could happen any time of day.你们不是来这里度假You didn't choose to come here on vacation.请随意这就是你现在的日常生活Make yourself at home. This is now your normal.每个人都必须面临抉择Everyone of you is going to have to make decisions没有正确的答案there is no right answer to.你有侵略的天赋你将采取行动You have the gift of aggression and you will have to act. 不要让你的情感掌控了你Do not let your emotions control you.福雷斯中士Sergeant Forrest.现在我要将你们分散开和你们在幼儿园里面一样Now I'm going to break it down to you like you're in kindergarten.我们在建成区域的深处有巨型怪兽We have Goliaths embedded in built up areas.我们炸掉他们同时吓走那些哈奇We bomb them, there's collateral and the hodgies get real pissed.所以我们要处理的就是路边炸♥弹♥ 以及自杀式人♥体♥炸♥弹♥So what we're dealing with is IEDs, suicide bombers,火箭弹袭击以及伏击rocket-grenade attacks and ambush.现在当我们遭遇怪兽的时候打倒它们Now we will take down monsters when we encounter them,但是我们的主要重点还是终止叛乱but our main focus is to close down this insurgent activity.这意味着要在紧张地区进行侦查That means recon in non-permissive areas,保持和当地居民的联♥系♥and maintaining contact with the locals.现在当你不是在屎堆里Now, when you're not in the shit,你要保持你的装备步♥枪♥和你的蛋蛋弄干净you keep your gear, your rifle and balls clean.你的身体和枪是一体的Your body and your rifle are a one-weapon system.我不是在逗你Now I'm not going to lie to you.我认为你们就是一群奇怪的丑陋的破破烂烂的混♥蛋♥I think you're a bunch of weird-looking, ugly, raggedy ass mothefruckers.站起来二等兵Stand up, private.-你很高啊 -是的中士-You're tall, ain't you? -Yes, sergeant.站在那里的都那么高看起来像是从美好时光而来的Standing up there all tall, looking like JJ out of Good Times.坐下Sit down.你一整个哭丧脸And you, you sad-looking mothefrucker.你为何看起来这么悲伤What's wrong with you looking all sad?你好像在许愿你已经在团队里了我的小马子Like you was wishing you was in team My Little Pony.我们不是We are not.你是虎鲨队的一部分You are part of team Tiger Shark.康威Conway.起立On your feet.-我们是什么 -虎鲨-Who are we? -Tiger Shark!-我说我们是什么 -虎鲨-I said, who are we? -Tiger Shark!谁将狩猎和杀死所有的猎物Who hunts and kills all the prey?虎鲨Tiger shark!哇Hooah!嘿罗德尼·皮特徘行第四Hey, Rodney Peete... 4th down baby.罗德尼·皮特你♥他♥妈♥的多大了中士Rodney Peete? How the fuck old are you, sergeant?老的足够当你老爸婊♥子♥-Old enough to be your daddy, bitch. -Whatever, man.无所谓老兄But your mama如果你是我儿子你老妈不够好看not good-looking enough for you to be my son.防守呀你在干嘛老兄防守呀Get open! Where you at, man, get open!-放开我 -你在跟谁说话-Get off me! -Who are you talking to?再说说看我妈老兄Talk about my mama again, man.你待在...待在这里You stay... you stay where you are.记住你是在跟谁说话Remember who you're talking to.-你看着你自己 -我在看老兄-You watch yourself. -I'm watching, man.-记住我是谁 -我知道你是谁老兄-Remember who I am. -I know who you are, man.-你要做什么 -你想要在我身上试试吗-What you gonna do? -You wanna try that on me?老兄我从底特律来你♥他♥妈♥的要对我♥干♥什么Man, I'm from Detroit. What the fuck you gonna do to me?-你想要尝试...-你想要对我♥干♥什么-You wanna try... -What you gonna do to me?再说一遍再说一遍Say that again! Say that again!-来来 -靠左-Come on! Come on! -Keep left!拜托老兄你在干什么老兄Come on, man. What are you doing, man?弄开...Get the fuck...我的黑人我的新队员My nigga, my rookie.这就是火爆这就是火爆就在那里That's the fire. That's the fire, right there.我们需要用在战场之上We need that out on the field.大拇指位于后面然而其他的手指放在前方"The thumb stays in the ass while the other fingers roam the front.我想知道如果这就是被绑起来的一回事吗I wonder if this is what being tied up is all about?最疯狂的性♥欲♥和对色情的感觉都如此开放The insanely sensual and erotic feeling of being wide open,如此的不堪一击并且是绝对的so vulnerable, and absolutely迫切地渴望着一种野性urgently craving a wild以及不屈不挠的操and unrelenting fucking..."见鬼了福雷斯中士Goddamn, Sergeant Forrest.你的妻子已经找到了用语言解决的办法Your wife has got a way with words, man.她有写过她男友的大便事情吗Did she write this shit about her boyfriend?看看他们的奶和屁臀Look at them tig 'ol bitties.我在开车小子拜托老兄I'm trying to drive, kid. Come on, man.我的女人出轨了My woman's not fucking around on me.一句词自♥慰♥器One word: Sybian.自♥慰♥...那是啥Sybi... what the fuck?八点五寸两英寸橡胶附件地板安装Eight point five inches, two inch rubber attachment. Floor mounted. 零点九分之五马力转速6千5Zero point five-nine horsepower, 6, 500 RPM.她上马鞍强烈振动She saddles up. Powefrul vibrations.它有粉红色和黑色我走到黑It comes in pink and black. I went black.哟你认真的吗Yo, you serious?什么你意思是你没有What, you mean, you didn't帮你的男友买♥♥一个替代品buy your boyfriend a fuck replacement?-他妈的 -他妈的-Shit. -Shit.老兄你Man, you?小子我带你妹妹去做了妊娠检查Dog, I bought your sister a pregnancy test, man.到了威廉斯Pull it over, Williams.这个不太好This is not good.耶稣呀...Jesus...这是我们第一次巡逻It was our first patrol.这个拐角商店属于那些人This corner shop belongs to the people-在管这条街道到另一边 -有两个家伙在这里-who run this street, on the other side. -The two guys here?我觉得我们都很害怕I think we were all scared.说不害怕的人都他妈的在说谎Anyone said they weren't was a fucking liar.没有人想要他的家人哪一天接到死亡通知And nobody wanted their family to get a knock on the door after day one. 但是他们正在缓解我们的心情But they were easing us in.我们要从这里出去然后取得当地人的信任We needed to get out there and build up trust with the locals.马奎尔你告诉查理持续转动你的头Maguire, lieutenant Charlie, keep your head on a swivel.你看着我们六个人You're watching our six.过来Turk, come here.好你叫什么名字Okay, what's your name?阿里好我以前见过你Ali. Okay, I've seen you before.我给你拍一张好看的照片就这样Let's take a nice picture of you, all right.好了很好Okay, good.就是这样看看相机That's it. Look down the camera.好了All right.-很好很好 -你是乖孩子吗-Good. Good. -You a good boy?好我希望你能做一个乖孩子好吗All right, I want you to stay a good boy. Okay?好了孩子们抬起头Okay, kids here. Heads up.看着你们的武器看着你们的佩刀Watch your weapons, watch your sidearms.哈啰嘿Hello. Hey.我会拿着它好吗I'll take it here, all right?嗯和平的标志你喜欢和平Yeah? Peace signs, you like peace?你是一个乖孩子你行为规矩吗You a good boy? You behave yourself?我们做得怎么样帕克斯How we doin', Parkes?列队排成一行Just form up, get on line.会合Link up!抬起头编队抬头Heads up! Formation! Heads up!我想要保护他们但是已经感觉像是输了一场球赛I wanted to protect them, but it already felt like a losing ballgame here. 叛乱者虎一Renegade, Tiger One.在目标位置可能的特征活动Possible signature activity at target location.准备确认Standby for confirmation.收到Copy.我们昨晚可能已经抽走了他们的主要补给水源We probably blew the shit out of their main water supply last night.我们应该再进行侦查We should hang back for more recon.那些是他们用来装路边炸♥弹♥的相同容器Those are the same containers they use for IEDs.我们等到夜幕降临时下去仔细看看We wait until nightfall, we go down, take a closer look.我们现在结束了We finish this now.收到Copy that.怪物就在周围但是它们吓不到我Monsters surround, but they ain't scaring me在沙漠之地他们只会说阿♥拉♥伯语In the land of sand, where they only speak Ara-be远离了家我知道他们会想念我Far from home, I know they'd be missing me我的女朋友在电♥话♥里说在梦里吻着我My girl on the phone is dreaming of kissing me在这里跟福雷斯中士在一起他不是阿甘Out here with Sergeant Forrest, he ain't no Gump用我的步♥枪♥来扫射让王八蛋们跳脚Got my rifle in my hand making mothefruckers jump 从D 你知道锄头和暴徒From the D, you know, hoes and thugs把它当成国王追逐着巨大的沙虫Lay it down like a king, chasing giant sand bugs.再回头看看还不错Still looking good from over watch.叛乱者三个战斗年纪的雄性Renegade, three fighting-aged males在接近我会盯着他们approaching our safe zone.从空气里得到一些东西Get something in the air.明白长官收到Roger, sir. Good copy.说话 101Hawk, Two-One-Zero-One我行动了目标在你右方二十米I got movement. Target 20 meters to your right.退后别再接近Stay back! Do not come any closer!退后Stay back!现在就出去Get out of here now!你现在明白了吗Do you understand that now?操♥他♥妈♥的别动Do not fucking move!-好好好 -打开他的夹克慢慢的-Okay, okay, okay. -Open his jacket. Very slowly.现在就打开他的夹克Open his jacket right now.我检查完毕下面发生了什么事I have a clean shot. What's going on down there?好了他安全别被转移注意力All right, he's clean. Do not engage.收到Copy that.他妈的他在说什么What's he saying? What the fuck's he saying?好这是他的农场他是一个农民Okay, this is his farm. He's a farmer.他说他已经失去了他的孩子还有他的家人He says he has lost his children and his family.他说昨晚的炸♥弹♥ 杀死了他的牲口He says the bombs killed his cattle last night.好吧All right.你告诉他我理解我们对他的损失深表遗憾You tell him I understand. We regret his losses.我们来这里是帮助他改善境遇的We're here to improve his situation.他有机会离开他们都是这样He was given a chance to evacuate. They all were.他说"改善你不会改善境遇的"He says, "Improve? You don't improve the situation. "他们朝你的孩子发射火箭才会"他是这样说Do they fire rockets at your children?" he says.他说"谁叫你们来这里的你们有赞助吗"He says, "Who asked you to come here? You are surprised "我们反抗你了吗"we are fighting you?"他们是叛乱分子吗他们是叛乱分子吗Are there insurgents here? Are there insurgents here?现在问他Ask him now.他说如果他说出来的话他们会切断他的喉咙He says if he speaks they will cut his throat.他说"听我的你们都听我说"He says, "Listen to me. All of you listen to me."叫他闭嘴叫他现在就闭嘴Shut him up. Shut him up right now.他说"这是我的地盘"He says, "This is my place."他说"这是我的土地He says, "This is my land.你不能从这里把我带走"他这样说You cannot remove me from here, "he says.他说"你无法带走我如同你无法赶走这些怪物"He says, "You cannot remove me, and you cannot remove the monsters." 他说"那些怪物在地球表面之下融入泥土"Okay, he says, "They are under the Earth, with the dirt."叫他闭嘴他已经变成危险分子了Shut him up! He's becoming a mothefrucking hazard!中士Sergeant...请指示你坐标的北方...please advise, MTR north of your location.五十米Fifty meters...闭嘴叫他闭嘴Shut up! Shut him up!后退Back up!后退Back the fuck up!叫他安静处理他Get him quiet! Deal with him!他妈的后退Back the fuck up!你♥他♥妈♥的在做什么What the fuck are you doing?上线Get on line!上线On line!举枪Shotguns!射击Fire!我太爱它了Fucking love this shit!21 你被准许Hawk two one, you have green light.目标锁定雷达跟踪导弹处于射程范围内开火Target, MTR, in range. Fire in the hole.救了你的命哟Fucking saved your life.真♥他♥妈♥的扯淡就在那里我知道That's fucking bullshit, right there. I know that.在外面玩的开心吗兄弟You have fun out there, guys?嗯Yeah?有人需要向我解释一下Does anybody wanna explain to me为什么没有人注意那些平民why nobody got eyes on that civilian?有一天他们可能是一个行走的炸♥弹♥On another day he's a walking bomb!这些人很聪明These people are smart.他们被用来击垮优势力量They are used to fighting a superior force.他们会被卷进来They will engage!我才不想被星条旗所束缚Now I don't wanna be wrapped in stars and stripes因为你们根本没做好你们的本职工作because you're not doing your fucking job!注意把你的瓶子给我放下Concentrate! Put your fucking bottle down!马奎尔看着你的路我会搞死你Maguire, watch your fucking step! I will fuck you up!现在我要带一个千金回家Now I got a daughter back home,我不能让她的父亲知道想想那who's not gonna have father! Think about that!帕克斯看着我Parkes, look at me!你再说一个词我会用步♥枪♥粉碎你的脸You say a fucking word, I'll smash a rifle in your face,看看你喜不喜欢see how you fucking like it!这是我们的行动准则你要以此为标准There is a code of conduct out here. You will honor it.这战争是真实存在的现在给我牢牢记住This war is real. Get that in your fucking heads, right now! 你明白吗You understand that?你♥他♥妈♥的现在就牢牢记住Get it in your head, right fucking now!砰炸♥弹♥炸回了那些鬼东西Boom! Boom backed that fucking thing right out!管他的Fucking A.那就是我们来这里的原因米奇That's exactly what we came here for, Mikey-boy.-杀掉怪兽宝贝哇 -该死-Killing monsters, baby! Whoo! -Damn.你看见我...去解决那鬼东西了吗Did you see me go to work on that fucker?我们已经不像小时候的我们了对吧We wasn't like that when we was kids, right?哦老兄我们第一次开始的时候Oh, man, when we first started...是你you were.就像他们把他们从街上赶出去一样It's like they're taking them off the street.也许迫击炮的声音让你难以入眠Maybe the sounds of mortar rounds not putting you to sleep anymore. 也许你需要家乡的声音Maybe you need the sounds of home.看看你的小女孩See your little girl.你♥他♥妈♥认真的吗Are you fucking serious?什么你会对我心软吗What, are you going soft on me?我心软Me? Soft?听着上次我回家的时候Listen, the last time I was home me我和我老婆操的多么努力...and my wife fucked so hard...邻居还是叫了警♥察♥...the neighbors called the police.我很认真那条狗在哀嚎I'm serious. The dog was wailing.。

小学生校园童话剧情景剧脚本：序幕
《心心兔的诞生》
第二幕男孩卧室早晨内
LED背景：康康的卡通卧室，昏暗的荒郊野外
人物：康康、孤独怪、伤心怪、怕怕怪
歌曲音乐：诡异跳跃的音乐起、《怪物之歌》
道具：床、枕头、衣服、玩具等
康康孤独伤心的时候，三个怪物做着滑稽的动作上场。

孤独怪手放后面，伸着鼻子不停地嗅：嗯——我闻到了孤独的味道。

而且，还很浓、很浓。

康康害怕地慢慢左右看，看到“孤独怪”后马上躲进被窝里。

伤心怪走走停停，也在闻着：还有伤心的味道，他真的很伤心、很伤心！
怕怕怪快手快脚，风吹草动都能惊扰他：呀，还有害怕的味道，他在害怕，他在害怕！
被窝里的康康害怕地发抖。

三个怪物手拉手（哈哈大笑）：我们又有新伙伴了！。

Magic night 校园舞会剧本2：00 工作人员入场作准备5：00 演员入场彩排一遍6：30 观众入场，放劲爆音乐7：001.真功夫代表队出场跳功夫操（3-5分钟）2.舞会开始，灯光调暗，街舞队（黑色服装）出场，跳大齐舞兼个人solo（7分钟），突然，音乐变调，舞者的肢体突然变慢，像被控制一样。

巫婆用黑色大蓬一身漆黑的站于场中（用白光打着），舞者被定住（摆出不同的造型），巫婆扯走身上的大蓬，露出笛子，吹奏出一段怪异的音乐（匈牙利田园交响曲），舞者落荒而逃。

（旁白：在一个遥远的国度里，住着一个巫婆。

她酷爱黑色且法力高强，一心钻研魔法的她从不知道外面的世界是什么样的。

长笛就是她的法杖，当她吹响魔乐时，一切都可能改变。

巫婆没有朋友，她总是觉得孤独寂寞想做些什么。

）巫婆走到屏幕前，问：“魔镜，魔镜，谁是这世上最幸福的人。

”（镜子画面变了，无数人影闪过，最后停在一对男女身上。

看着他们幸福的样子，巫婆大怒，拍案而起。

）：“你要照的是我！！”（屏幕上的巫婆一闪而过，又定格在男女主角。

）“气死我啦！”（巫婆大吼，突然阴森森的笑）：“不是说你们人类相信爱情么，让我来考验考验你们，如果通过了，我让你们天长地久，要是不能通过，我就收走你们人类的感情，让你们全部变成我的奴隶！”。

（巫婆阴笑着拿起笛子吹起了魔曲，施法让那对男女经历一场严峻的考验。

（巫婆退场））Part1. （可怜的男生上一秒还在马路上和女友手拉手逛街，下一秒就来到了一个奇怪的地方，他茫然的四处张望。

这时他突然看到了正在同样迷茫看着周围的女孩，他们开心的相对方跑去。

可是，他们惊讶的发现，他们居然说不出话了。

来自陌生环境的不适，失语的打击，让他们陷入了巨大的恐惧。

两个人都默默的坐在一边，想着自己的心事。

终于，男生鼓起勇气向女生走去，他用肢体语言表达着对女生要说的话，默契在这一刻回到了他们身上，这一刻什么语言都是多余的。

巫婆看到两人的表现生气地怪叫）：“为什么语言不通还可以交流？人类不是都喜欢说甜言蜜语的吗？！”，眼珠转动了一下，“这次只是碰巧而已，下一次绝对没有那么容易。

我能打败怪兽读书笔记我能打败怪兽读书笔记1《我能打败怪兽》这本书里面的主要人物有卡门、卡梅利多和怪兽。

故事的大概内容是鸡舍里闹饥荒，鸡爸爸和鸡妈妈们去寻找食物的路上遇到了怪兽，卡梅利多想出了一个很好的办法，最终打败了怪兽。

我觉得卡门虽然很勇敢，但是太冲动了，结果把自己也变成了水晶。

我最喜欢卡梅利多，因为他很爱自己的爸爸妈妈，遇到危险时他很冷静，用一个很好的办法取得了胜利。

通过这个故事我明白了我们要爱护自己的集体，更爱自己的爸爸妈妈，遇到困难要多想办法，才能战胜困难。

也让我想起了我最喜欢看的动画片《喜羊羊和灰太狼》中的喜羊羊，她也是又聪明又可爱。

我能打败怪兽读书笔记2暑假，我看了很多书。

其中，我最喜欢的书是《我能打败怪兽》。

这本书里讲了农场和鸡舍都闹了饥荒。

小鸡们的爸爸妈妈出去找食物了，小鸡们在忍饥挨饿。

小鸡卡梅利多、他的妹妹卡门和小羊贝里奥一起出去找爸爸妈妈。

他们到处打听，打听到饥荒的原因是有一个鸡头蛇怪在四处抢劫，而打败这个怪物的秘诀是公鸡的啼叫。

他们还听说他们的爸爸妈妈已经去怪物住的城堡找食物了。

小鸡们也勇敢地向城堡走去。

他们碰到了一个骑士，骑士告诉他们鸡头蛇怪的武器是从眼睛里喷出毒液，当人们和他四目对望时，就会被变成冰雕。

卡梅利多想到了一个好办法，他要回去拿一样对付鸡头蛇怪的武器。

卡门、贝里奥和骑士先到了城堡，发现小鸡的爸爸妈妈都被变成了冰雕。

他们也打不过鸡头蛇怪，也都被变成了冰雕。

卡梅利多来了，鸡头蛇怪喷出了两次毒液，卡梅利多都没有变成冰雕，因为他带了外星人小绿鸡送给他的墨镜。

卡梅利多发出了啼叫，鸡头蛇怪就爆炸了。

他的同伴和爸爸妈妈都恢复了原样。

城堡谷仓里的粮食足够大家度过这次饥荒。

城堡里到处都是欢声笑语。

我很喜欢这本书，是因为这本书故事很精彩，图画也很形象，小鸡的表情和鸡头蛇怪的样子都画得很生动。

这本书里的小鸡卡梅利多很聪明，在碰到危险的时候很冷静，积极寻找办法，想出了好主意打败了可怕的鸡头蛇怪。

舞台剧剧本第一篇：舞台剧剧本剧本《夜色玫瑰》时间：1945年，抗战胜利前夕的一个夜晚地点：上海一家大舞厅人物：玫瑰——歌女，二十岁，我党潜伏在上海沦陷区的一名地下党员，也是侵华日军高级军官山田一郎的私生女高桥君（化名）——日军的一名参谋，地下党员山田梅子——山田一郎之女山田一郎——侵华日军驻沪高级军官板垣君——日本宪兵队的一名少佐军官，狂热的军国主义分子[开幕时，是一个盛大的舞会场景。

板垣君拿着酒杯向山田梅子走来板垣梅子小姐！山田梅子（轻蔑地）你来干什么，板垣君？我没记错的话，今天的晚会并没有邀请你们宪兵队的人！板垣（尴尬地笑，然后谄媚地）保护山田长官和小姐您的安全，是我们宪兵队最光荣的使命！山田梅子（讽刺）能受到你们宪兵队的保护，也是帝国公民的一种荣耀吧！我倒是听说你们正在偷偷调查我的父亲——板垣（虚伪地）岂敢，岂敢！不过，说起山田长官，您可真得好好劝劝他，值此帝国危急存亡之秋，您的这位父亲居然还有欣赏中国舞蹈的雅兴！（走近梅子，神秘状）陆军本部对他的不满可不是一天两天了呢！山田梅子（故意提高嗓门）我父亲早年在哈尔滨时就特别迷恋看中国的舞蹈，人各有所好嘛，听说你们宪兵队的人就有刺探别人隐私的癖好！板垣（奇怪地笑，拿出一叠东西）在下最近搜集到的一些东西，相信小姐会有兴趣看的。

山田梅子（瞥了板垣一眼）哦，是吗？板垣（走近梅子）这可是关于您的未婚夫高桥君的——山田梅子（好奇地）什么？[板垣殷勤地把照片给梅子山田梅子（翻看照片）照片上和高桥君如此亲密的女人......板垣就是今晚要献舞的本埠红星！根据我们掌握的可靠情报，她与您的未婚夫都是上海地下抗日人员（故意提高嗓音）亲密的战友呢！待会儿只要一有人向她献花，他们就会携手在这制造一起震惊上海滩的大案。

山田梅子（讽刺）那么，您升职有望了！（朝板垣假意地笑了笑）板垣君，能否把你的枪借我看看？板垣（递给手枪）小姐其实不必害怕，我们宪兵队今晚已在附近布下天罗地网！山田梅子（厌恶地）哦，是吗？不过，你刚才的话里要有一句是在诬陷高桥君，你应该知道，我会把枪口对准谁！喃喃）可要是他说的是真的......（看了看手里的枪）[高桥君上。

儿童舞台剧剧本范文（第1页）【剧名】：《奇幻森林之旅》【人物】：小明——勇敢善良的小男孩小华——聪明机智的小女孩大树爷爷——森林里的守护者狐狸姐姐——神秘的朋友熊大伯——憨厚可爱的森林居民【场景一】：小明家（舞台中央是一个温馨的小屋，屋内摆放着各种玩具。

小明和小华正在玩耍。

）小明：（兴奋地）小华，你知道吗？我昨晚梦见了一个神奇的森林，那里的动物都会说话，还有会飞的大树呢！小华：（好奇地）真的吗？我也想去看看那个森林！（此时，舞台灯光变暗，大树爷爷的声音响起。

）大树爷爷：（声音悠扬）孩子们，勇敢地踏上旅程吧，奇幻森林等待着你们的探索。

（舞台灯光恢复正常，小明和小华好奇地望着窗外。

）小明：（坚定地）小华，我们出发吧！去寻找那个神奇的森林！小华：（点头）好！我们一起去冒险！（舞台灯光渐暗，第一幕结束。

）儿童舞台剧剧本范文（第2页）【场景二】：通往奇幻森林的路上（舞台背景是一片翠绿的森林，蜿蜒的小路通向远方。

小明和小华背着小书包，兴致勃勃地走在路上。

）小明：（边走边说）小华，你说我们会遇到哪些神奇的动物呢？小华：（眼睛闪闪发光）我听说森林里有一只会说话的狐狸，还有一只会跳舞的熊！（突然，一只狐狸从树丛中跳出，站在他们面前。

）狐狸姐姐：（微笑）你们好，勇敢的小朋友们。

我是狐狸姐姐，听说你们要寻找奇幻森林？小明：（惊讶）你就是那个会说话的狐狸？狐狸姐姐：（点头）是的，我带你们去见大树爷爷吧，他知道怎么找到奇幻森林。

（狐狸姐姐带领小明和小华继续前行。

）【场景三】：大树爷爷的家（舞台中央是一棵巨大的树，树干上有一个小门，大树爷爷正坐在门口的摇椅上。

）大树爷爷：（慈祥地）欢迎你们，勇敢的孩子。

我知道你们的心愿，但要进入奇幻森林，你们需要通过一个考验。

小华：（好奇）是什么考验呢？大树爷爷：（神秘地）你们需要找到森林里的三颗宝石，它们分别代表勇气、智慧和爱心。

小明：（坚定）我们一定会找到的！（大树爷爷递给他们一张地图，地图上标记着宝石的位置。

小学生话剧小剧本达达是全家的小棋王。

无论是跳棋还是斗兽棋,他都一定拿冠军。

亚军和季军只属于他妈妈和奶奶。

但是别以为妈妈和奶奶是无名之辈,达达学棋,她们都是师父呢。

不过,师父败在徒弟手里,也是常见的事。

何况,每次徒弟嬴了,这两位师父的心情都很愉快,比自己拿到冠军还高兴呢。

每当达达高兴地唱着:“嘀嗒嗒,嗒嗒嘀,达达下棋得第一。

达达是个小棋王,走遍天下全无敌!”奶奶和妈妈也就拍起手来,嘀嘀嗒嗒地跟着唱,既做了败军之将,又做了啦啦队。

有一天,达达的表哥力力来到达达的家里玩儿。

力力是个小棋迷,见面不久就跟达达下起棋来。

他们首先下的是跳棋。

开战五分钟后,棋王的棋子就被棋迷吃掉了三枚。

小棋王停下来说:“力力表哥,你下得不对呀。

我来教你吧。

你应该把这枚棋子放在我的棋子前面。

”力力奇怪地说:“放在那里不是正好给你跳过来吃掉吗”达达说:“奶奶跟我下棋的时候,都是我教她怎样走的。

”力力说:“哎!哪有连别人的棋也管起来的”达达说:“当然啦!一个人管一个人的棋是棋屎,个人管两个人的棋才是棋王呀。

”跳棋收兵了,他们又下斗兽棋。

小棋迷聚精会神地对付小棋王,他的小老鼠一声不响地渡了河,扑到对方的大象身上。

“不许动!”小棋王大喝只猫从天而降，抓住了小老鼠。

力力说:“喂,达达,你的猫怎么会飞的”达达说:“这就是我棋王的厉害!”“谁说棋王可以不守规矩的”“那你就去问我妈妈吧。

”力力说:“要是我偏偏不答应,不让你的猫捉住呢”达达说:“那我就得哭,哭到你认输为止。

我是打败了奶奶、妈妈,打败了全天下的棋王呀!”他撇着嘴,真的想哭了。

力力说:“达达,你别哭。

棋王不是靠眼泪打仗的。

打败了妈妈,打败了奶奶,那不算是打败全天下。

我知道天下有很多棋王,他们都是不怕给别人打败,后来才打败人家的。

达达,你还想当棋王吗”表哥走了。

达达一直一声不响地对着棋盘,独自下着棋,奶奶、妈妈叫他吃饭,他都听不见。

奶奶说:“达达,是不是要嬴奶奶一局才吃饭呀好,奶奶就来。

Three Times’Beating Monster.三打白骨精人物：1、唐僧2、孙悟空3、猪八戒4、沙僧5、白骨精6、白骨精变成的村姑7、白骨精变成的太婆8、白骨精变化成的老头唐: Emitofo，Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map…(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！. What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。

发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You arenot supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can‟t we think about girls? I just don‟t understand…唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？This is because nothing is lust,lust is nothing! （色即是空，空即是色！）八戒:ok boss，I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）唐：So map!八戒: (递)Here.Em...we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. （给，嗯……我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。

儿童童话舞台剧剧本三篇导读：本文儿童童话舞台剧剧本三篇，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。

大圣传奇（一）演员数：3人（3男）人物：1、大圣2、江流儿3、混沌怪服装：根据人物形象设定即可道具：简单布景（开场）△大圣站立，双手被锁链吊，腰部以下被石头道具挡住即可。

△大圣欲挣脱锁链，奋力扭动。

画外音：传说五百年前，齐天大圣大闹天宫，惹怒了佛祖，被压在这五行山下。

大圣：放我出去！放我出去！佛祖老儿，你已经压了俺老孙五百年，还不够吗？啊？△上方“扑”掉下来一个大桃子，摆在大圣面前。

大圣：（吸一口口水）咝，五百年都没吃到这么大的桃子了，看起来好香甜啊！△大圣一口叼住，把嘴堵住了。

△村民捂着脑袋跑上（由扮演混沌怪的演员客串一下。

村民头戴草帽，穿一件红外套）村民：救命啊！救命啊！妖怪吃人了！（看到大圣，倒地就拜）土地爷爷，救命啊，妖怪马上就追过来了，您保佑保佑我！哎，对了，那家伙认衣服不认人，委屈您了！△大圣被桃子堵住嘴巴，不能说话。

村民急急忙忙的把上衣脱下来裹在大圣头上，又把草帽戴到大圣头上。

作揖。

村民：土地爷爷，求您保佑！就让妖怪追到这儿为止吧！您可千万别告诉妖怪我往哪跑了！△村民跑下。

△大圣使劲甩甩头，把桃子甩下去。

大吼。

大圣：你才是土地公呢！你们一家子都是土地公！居然用这样的毛神污蔑我的名号，气死我了，简直是气死我了！我讨厌这个破帽子！△大圣想办法甩掉帽子，可是帽子甩不掉。

△江流轻手轻脚的上。

大圣看着他。

江流儿：小兔子，你在哪儿？我看到你了！快出来！（左右看看）糟了！这是哪儿啊！不知不觉太阳都快要落山了！现在回去，肯定会被师父狠狠地责罚，不如，先玩个够再说！小兔子？快出来，跟我一起回去见师父，师父一高兴，肯定就不会骂我了！跑哪儿去了？。

……。

……….…….…….剧本大纲：江流儿因为贪玩怕受师父责罚跑出了寺庙来到了五行山下，大圣脾气很坏，江流儿很淘气，气的大圣火冒三丈。

而这时候，饥饿难耐的混沌怪碰巧过来找食物，混沌怪决定吃掉江流儿。

《怪兽大学（XX）》电影完整中英文对照剧本惊吓小学 -我吓着你了 -才没有呢 -I scared you! -No, you didn"t. 听着别忘了我们的纪律 Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone. 不许推搡不许撕咬更不允许喷火 Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing! 我说到哪儿了What did I just say? 十八 ___ Eighteen, nieen... 我们少了一个是哪个不见了 Okay, we"re missing one. Who are we missing? 麦克·华斯基 Oh. Mike Wazowski. 谢谢乔 Thanks, Joe. 希望你能早点猜出来 Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle. -抱歉麦克 ___看见你 -没关系 -Sorry, Michael. I didn"t see you. -That"s okay. 刚才在车上我捡到一个硬币When I was on the bus, I found a nickel! 有个兜就好了 I wish I had pockets. 好了孩子们自♥由♥组合找你们的旅伴吧 Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your fieldtrip buddy. 詹米咱们俩? 没事无所谓 Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie. 艾丽你找克莱尔? 有眼光她是好人 Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire? Great choi ___. She"s a good egg. 拉塞尔? Russell. 麦克? 华斯基? Mike? Wazowski? 搭个伴儿吧 We car-pool? -我们是表兄弟 -嘿 -We"re cousins. -Hey! 好吧真有品味 Okay. Good catching up. 嘿麦克看来又得咱俩搭档了 Well, Michael, it looks like it"s you and me again. 快点儿瓦伦我们已经 ___了Come on, Karen. We"re falling behind. 叫我老师好吗 Please don"t call me Karen. 我们惊吓因为我们喜欢大家千万不要掉队哦 Now, stay close together. 因为我们要进入最危险的区域啦We"re entering a very dangerous area. 欢迎来到神秘的惊吓工厂 Wele to the Scare Floor. 这里就是我们采集尖叫能源 This is where we collect the Scream Energy 供应整个世界的中心 to power our whole world. 你们知道是谁去采集这些尖叫能源吗 And can anyone ___ me whose job it is to go get that scream? -惊吓专员 -完全正确 -Scarers! -That"s right! 你们谁能给我秀一下最恐怖的吼叫 Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar? 我我我 Me, me, me! 我能绿色的宝宝 Oh!Sir! Right here! Little green guy, 两点钟方向 two o"clock! 看我的 No, it"s like this. 看这个 Hey, guys, watch this one. 我真的很在行 Hey, I got a really good... 早啊孩子们你们是来见学的吧? Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school? 是的 Yes. 我们来学习尖叫能源的知识了解如何成为惊吓专员 We"re here to learn about Scream Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer. 是吗你们真走运我正好就是一个惊吓专员 Well, hey, you"re in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer. 我会的一切都是在学校学的 I learnedeverything I know from my school, 著名的怪兽大学 Monsters University.那是世界上最棒的惊吓学校 It"s the best Scaring School there is. 别忽悠了恐大才是最棒的 You wish! Fear Tech"s the best. 好吧看看我们就知道是哪个学校最棒了对吗 Okay. You guys watch us and ___ me which school"s the best. All right? 怪兽大学 MU is. 站住别动 Oops. Stop right there. 别越过这道警戒线 Don"t cross over that safety line. 人类的孩子都有剧毒碰着就死 Hu ___n children are extremely toxic. 你们看那边 Look at that! 看着点别撞着我 Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow! 看那个真神奇 Look at that! It"s a___zing! 劳驾让一让 Excuse me. Fellas. 有点样好不好? How about we do tallest in the back? 这个家伙太恐怖了 Look, he"s going to do a real Scare! -我也要当惊吓专员 -对我也是-Cool. I want to be a Scarer. -Yeah. Me, too. 让我也看看Come on, guys. I want to see. 你算了吧麦克 Out of the way, Wazowski. 惊吓工厂跟你没关系 You don"t belong on a Scare Floor. 布莱恩别越过那条警戒线 Brian! Do not step over the line. 老师麦克也越过警戒线了 Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line. 麦克 Michael! 看见了吗我说过他没事 See? Itold you. He"s fine. 可我觉得有动静 Well, I thought I heard something.怎么啦 What? 你觉得好玩是吗 Are you okay? 你没事儿吧 You could have gotten hurt! 这怎么解释怎么会出现这种情况? I don"t understand how this could happen! 刚才太危险了孩子我都不知道你进去了 That was real dangerous, kid. I didn"t even know you were in there. 我真没想到你会进去 Wow. I didn"t even know you were in there. 真不赖小家伙 Not bad, kid. 麦克你刚才是怎么回事 Michael, what do you have to say for yourself? 怎么才能成为一个惊吓专员 How do I bee a Scarer? 怪兽大学怪兽大学到了有下车的没有 Monsters University! Anybody getting off? 同学们我也不想煽情 Well, everyone, I don"t mean to get emotional, 但是我一生都在等待这一刻 but everything in my life has led to this moment. 希望这不仅是我的 Let it not be just the beginning of my dream 也是你们梦想的开始 but the beginning of all of our dreams. 格莱迪斯继续试镜好吗答应我 Gladys, promise me you"ll keep auditioning. 玛丽你的真命天子会出现的 Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere. 菲尔记得继续抹药直到皮肤白白 Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away. 祝大家万事如意谢谢非常感谢 I wish you all the best. Thank you allso much! 说得我都热泪盈眶啦快下车吧 I"m welling up with tears. Now, get off. 你好请多指教 Hello. How are you doing? 用力用力 Stroke! Stroke! 好嘞一件件来Okay! First thing on my list, 先去教务处 get registered. 嘿小帅哥我是热心肠 Hey there, fresh ___n. I"m Jay theR.A., 想知道去哪报道是吗往前看 and I"m here to say that registration is thataway! -谢谢热心肠 -有事就找热心肠 -Okay, Jay. -Have a great first day. 嘿我是开心果这是你的新生手册 Hey, I"m Kay! Here"s your orientation packet. 谢谢你 Thanks, Kay. 你可以把包存在这儿跟憨豆哥去照相 You can drop your bags off here and get your picture taken with Trey. -说万岁 -万岁 -say hooray! -Hooray! 怪兽大学秋季/春季学期有效学生麦克·华斯主修吓唬我这不是在做梦吧 I can"t believe it. 我是怪兽大学的正式学生了 I"m officially a college student! 介绍一下我是小甜甜 Okay, everyone, I"m Fay, 在这个阳光明媚的日子我带你们熟悉一下校园 and I"ll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day! 这里是惊吓学生专用实验室 Here are the labs where students learn 专门建造设计通往人类世界的大门 to design and build the doors to the Hu ___n World. 教授们好像在实验一扇新门 Looks like the professor is about to test a door! 怪兽大学提供一日三餐都是自助式的 The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day. 走怪兽! 击败恐惧科技! 我个人认为本校食堂拥有最棒的厨师 I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world. 第一学期篝火晚会! 学校设置了多种多样的专业 The campus offers a wide variety of ___jors,但是戴在王冠上的明珠还是这所惊吓学院 but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School. 惊吓学院来我们辩论队吧欢迎你来加入 Wele to the Debate Team. We"re happy to have you. 我持不同意见 I disagree for the following reasons. 真正的快乐只不过是理论上的概念 True happiness is a theoretical construct... 嘿小弟 ___一下浩瀚的宇宙吧 Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky 天文俱乐部欢迎你 at the Astronomy Club! 艺术社嘿嘿嘿参加极限表演团 Hey, hey, hey! Come join the Improve Club. 你是我自己从不总是 You"ll wish you were a... Never... Always... 真笨 Ah, dang it! 怪大希腊议会举办一年一度的惊吓杯大赛 MU"s Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games. 你们举办什么 The Scare what now? 怪大惊吓杯大赛 The Scare Games! 超级火爆的惊吓高手绝技 A super-intense Scaring petition! 极其疯狂危险什么都有可能发生 They"re crazy dangerous, so anything could happen. 去年一大票选手被送进了医院 A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!-你有可能会挂掉 -但是非常值得 -You could totally ___. -And it"s worth it. 你有机会证明你是怪大最棒的 You get a chan___ to prove that you are the best! 惊吓杯大赛证明你是最好酷 Cool. 麦克 319 房♥间 Wazowski, Room 319. 你的室友也是惊吓专业的 You know, your room ___te is a Scaring___jor, too."你好我是你的室友" 这太老套了 "Hello, I"m your room___te." Oh, that"s too bland. 不要刻意自然就好了 Don"t for ___ it. Just let it happen. 你这一辈子的挚友就在这扇门的后面 Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door. 嘿你好我是你的室友 Hey there. I"m your roomie. 我叫蓝道·保基惊吓专业的 Name"s Randy Boggs. Scaring ___jor. 我叫麦克·华斯基惊吓专业的 Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring ___jor. 我预感我们会成为死党 I can ___ we"re going to be best chums, Mike. 你先挑床铺好了 Take whichever bed you want. 我把这个优先权给你啦 I wanted you to have first dibs. 你居然会隐形? You just disappeared. 抱歉如果在课上这样我就闹笑话了Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I"ll be a joke. 不你这是独门绝招应该好好利用 No, it"s totally great. You got to use it. -真的? -把眼镜摘了 -Really? -Yeah, but lose the glasses. 穿帮了 They give it away. 惊吓好了 Okay! 房♥间搞定张贴海报搞定 Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check. 现在还需要门门得 A 以优异成绩毕业 Now I just need to a ___ my classes, graduate with honors, 做最伟大的惊吓专员and bee the greatest Scarer ever. 天呐真希望我也能这么自信Boy, I wish I had your confiden ___, Mike. 你一点都不紧张吗Aren"t you even a little nervous? 事实上没有 Actually, no. 我等这一天都等了一辈子了I"ve been waiting for this my whole life. 真想马上就开始上课 I just can"t wait to get started. 天呐我不能第一天就迟到 Oh, ___n! I can"t be late on the first day! 我没看花眼吧 You got to be kidding me. 我紧张得发抖 I"m so nervous! 镇定一会儿就好了 Relax. It will be fine. 早上好同学们Good morning, students. 我来教你们惊吓入门 Wele to Scaring 101. K.教授惊吓基础课 101 我是奈特教授 I am Professor Knight. 我相信你们在家乡都是最吓人的怪兽 Now I"m sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town. 但是今非昔比这里是我的地盘 Well, bad news, kids. You"re in my town now, 我可不容易被吓到 and I do not scare easily. 郝刻薄院长这可真是意外之喜 Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise. 她是个传奇 She"s a legend. 她用那个尖叫搜集罐打破过所有的惊吓记录 She broke the all-time Scare Record withthe scream in that very can! 我不想打扰各位 I don"t mean to interrupt. 只是心血来潮 I just thought I"d drop by 见识一下今年又来了哪些凶神恶煞 to see the terrifying fa ___sjoining my program. 我想同学们一定很想恭听您的至高教诲Well, I"m sure my students would love to hear a few words of inspiration. K.教授惊吓基础课 101 至高教诲? 没问题Inspiration? Very well. 可怕是一个怪兽必须的条件Scariness is the true measure of a monster. 如果你长得不吓人 If you"re not scary 那你还算什么怪兽 what kind of a monster are you? 我的职责就是让杰出的学生更杰出 It"s my job to ___ke great students greater, 而不是让平庸的学生变得更平庸 not ___ke mediocre students less mediocre. 所以这学期期末你们要进行一个终极考试 That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam. 考试不及格的就要从我的惊吓学院开除 Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program. 我希望你们现在该清楚了 So, I should hope you"re all properly inspired. 肃静肃静 All right. All right. 谁能告诉我有效吼叫的特性 Who can ___ me the properties of an effective roar? 说吧 Yes? 特性一共有五个There are actually five. 分别是吼叫的共振 Those include the roar"s resonan ___, 吼叫的持续性还有吼 the duration ofthe roar, and the... 抱歉 Whoops. Sorry. 刚才我听到有人说吼叫我就吼了一下 I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it. 不好意思 Oh, excuse me, sorry. 吓到你了对不起各位 I didn"t mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing? 吼叫很震撼请问 Very impressive, Mister... 苏利文詹姆士·苏利文 Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan. 苏利文 Sullivan. 有个比尔·苏利文你认识吗 Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer? 认识那是我爹Yeah. He"s my dad. 他是苏家的 He"s a Sullivan! 我早该想到的但愿你是虎父无犬子 I should have known. I expect big things from you. 放心我不会让您失望的 Well, you won"t be disappointed. 不好意思我能接着说吗 Uh... I"m sorry. Should I keep going? 不必了百闻不如一见 No, no. Mr. Sullivan"s covered it. 请大家拿出惊吓学教材 Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks 翻到第一章的第一页 and open them to chapter one. 嘿哥们借支铅笔 Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil? 我忘带了 I forgot all my stuff. 对哦喔舒服 Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it. 去吧麦克今天是兄弟会 Come on, Mike. It"s a fraternity... 和女生一起联谊这样的机会很难得 and sorority ___. We have to go! 可是如果期末考试挂掉就 ___完了 If we flunk that Scaring final, weare done. 我可不能冒这么大的风险 I"m not taking any chan___s. 别整天看书本了 You"ve got the whole semester to study, 以后可能再也没有这样的机会 but this might be our only chan ___ 跟那些校花校草打交道了 to get in good with the cool kids. 我还做了一些蛋糕 That"s why I ___de these cupcakes. Oops. 差点闹笑话 That could have been embarrassing. 等你成功了好玩的事多着呢 When I"m a Scarer, life will be a nonstop ___. 你可别惹事野小子 Stay out of trouble, wild ___n. 野小子Wild ___n. 这是 What the... 阿奇 Archie! 嘿你 Hey! What are you... 你嘘嘘什么呀你不能 Wait... You"re shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can"t... -他去哪儿了 -我要扒了他的皮 - Where did he go? -He"s dead meat. -他摊上大事了 -没错 -That guy"s in big trouble. -Yeah, he is. 伙计们去那边 Hey, guys! Over here! 恐大的白♥痴♥ Fear Tech dummies. -对不起小不点 -这是我的房♥间 -Sorry about that, buddy. -Why are you in my room? 你的房♥间? 这明明是 Your room? This is my... 这不是我的房♥间 This is not my room. 阿奇快快出来小宝贝 Archie! Come here, boy. 阿奇? Archie? 阿奇是惊吓猪恐大的吉祥物 Archie the Scare Pig. He"s Fear Tech"s ___scot. ___在这 Why is it here? 我偷的要带它去惊吓会 I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs. 去哪 The what? 著名的惊吓会怪大最顶级的兄弟会 Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus. 他们只吸收精英学员 They only aept the highly elite. 好了我开床你抓猪 Okay, I"ll lift the bed, you grab the pig. 准备抓猪走你 Ready? One, two, three. 不要让他跑了That"s it. Don"t let go. 当心一点他是食肉动物 Careful. He"s a biter. 抓住它 I got him! 小淘气 That was awesome! 差点忘了我叫詹姆士·苏利文 What am I doing? James P. Sullivan. 麦克·华斯基 Mike Wazowski. 很高兴认识你和那个那个 Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you 那个什么猪and whatever that is, 如果你不介意的话我现在要练习技巧了but if you don"t mind, I have to study my Scaring. 不需要什么技巧 You don"t need to study Scaring. 只要乱吼就可以了You just do it. 是吗我认为练好惊吓技巧很重要 Really? I think there"s a little more to it than that. 谢谢你来拜访But, hey, thanks for stopping by. 还给我 Let go of that! -我的帽子 -我的猪 -"My hat!" -My pig! 回来 Hey! Come here! 嘿 Hey! 抓住它 Catch it! 给我回来 Come back here! 抓住它Ride it to frat row! 尝尝? Cupcake? 搞定 Got it! 这是恐大的吉祥物怪大万岁Fear Tech"s ___scot! MU rules! 怪大怪大 M-U! M-U! M-U! 看到我怎么抓猪了吗 Did you see him catch that pig? 你应该加入我们健将兄弟会先生 You are Jaws Theta Chi ___terial, fresh ___n. 这个我还没想好 Oh, thanks. I don"t know... 不不不他是我们的新成员 No, no, no. He"s an Omega Howl guy. - ___ 是我们先看到的 -不行我们要定了 -Back off. We saw him first. -No way. We did! 这位兄弟归我们了先生们 I"ll takeit from here, gentlemen. 叫我强哥好了菁吓兄弟会的会长Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar. 你叫什么大个子? What"s your name, big blue? 詹姆士·苏利文朋友叫我毛怪 Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley. 你是老苏家的? 大名鼎鼎的老苏家? This guy"s a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan? 真不敢相信你是人才呀 I can"t believe it! That is crazy! -淡定查查 -对不起 -Chet, calm down. -I"m sorry. 毛怪有胆量这样做的新生将来一定会 Sulley, any fresh ___n with the guts to pull off a stunt like that... 成为惊吓界的传奇怪兽 has got "Future Scarer" written all over him. 看见我骑猪了吗我也挺猛的 Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts. 站住小不点儿这个派对只邀请惊吓学院的学生 Slow down, squirt. This ___ is for Scare students only. 抱歉小怪兽你应该跟般配的小伙伴儿一起玩 Oh, sorry, killer, butyou might want to hang out with someone a little more your speed. 比如像那几个 Uh... They look fun! 小朋友快加入 OK 会吧 Oh, hey there. Want to join Ooz ___ Kappa? 我们有蛋糕We have cake. 去玩儿吧Go crazy. 你看不起我? Is that a joke? 毛怪劝劝你的朋友Sulley, talk to your friend. 我跟他算不上是朋友 Oh, he"s not really my friend, but sure. 你听到了? 这派对只邀请惊吓生 You heard him. This is a ___ for Scare students. 我就是惊吓生啊 I am a Scare student. 我是说那种真的 I mean for Scare students who actually, 真的能吓人的 you know, have a chan ___. 精辟 Aw, snap! 我吓起人来绝对不会比你差 My chan ___s are just as good as yours. 可你和我根本就不是一个级别的 You"re not even in the same league with me. 不信走着瞧Just wait, hotshot. 今年我要让你知道我的厉害 I"m going to scare circles around you this year. 好啊我拭目以待 Oh, okay. I"d like to see that. 狂妄自大等着瞧 Oh, don"t worry. You will. 站成两排 Ready position. 基本蹲姿 Common crouch. 亮出你们的乱发和发黄的牙齿基本吼叫 I want to see ___tted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl. 流出你的口水Show me some slobber. 口水也是武器要利用 Drool is a tool, kids. Use it. 这位还有点儿惊吓专员的样子 Now here is amonster who looks like a Scarer. 如果你们要通过考试就要没白天没黑夜的进行练习 You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat, breathe, and sleep Scaring. 9 月好棒 Yeah! 再搞一个 Give me another one. -怕蜘蛛的人 -蜘蛛恐惧症 -Fear of spiders. -Arachnophobia. -怕闪电的? -闪电恐惧症 -Fear of thunder. -Keraunophobia. -怕筷子的? -筷子恐惧症 -Fear of chopsticks! -Consecotaleophobia. 都是小屁孩儿啊来个高端的 What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one. 怪兽怪兽全力得胜 Go Monsters U! You know what to do! 答案是 C 尖牙 The answer is C, fangs. 正确华斯基先生 Well done, Mr. Wazowski. -一碗大蜘蛛 -正确 -A bowl of spiders! -Correct! -一个夜班的小丑 -又答对了 -A clown running in the dark! -Right again. 痦子疖子黑痣以此为穴 Warts, boils, and moles, in that order. 太出色了 Outstanding! 半工半读食人魔吼 Ogre slump. 僵尸怪叫 Zombie snarl. 银背大猩猩哀嚎Dominant silverback gorilla. 你的进步令人印象深刻麦克 That is some re ___rkable improvement, Michael. 合格的惊吓专员不能只有一张面孔苏先生 One frightening fa ___ does not a Scarer ___ke, Mr. Sullivan. 12 月流着口水的狰狞血兽 A Tauntaun Gri ___ ___ with Extra Slobber. -完全正确 -小菜一碟 -You got it! -That"s what I"m saying. 我真想把那个万事聪踩在脚下擦地呀 I am going to wipe the floor with thatlittle know-it-all.我支持你大个子 Yes, you are, big blue. 为... ___? Hey, wait. What are you guys... 我们只是以防万一 It"s just a precaution. 惊吓会员都是学院的精英 RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan. 怎么能接受小豆儿的手下败将Can"t have a member getting shown up by a beach ball. 我感觉棒极啦 Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll. 我能打败那小子 I"m going to destroy that guy. 那我再把会服还给你 Well, then you"ll get this back right away. 拿出行动来证明无愧于你的家族It"s time to start delivering on that Sullivan name. 今天的期末考试要评估儿童的恐惧度 Today"s final will judge your ability to assess a child"s fear 并且对儿童做出适度的惊吓地点在模拟舱 and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator. 模拟舱的敏感参数将从尿床 The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised 逐渐提升到深度睡眠级 from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper, 把看家本事都拿出来 so give it everything you"ve got. 郝刻薄院长将莅临现场见证 Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning 谁能留在学院继续学习 to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program 谁卷铺盖卷走人 and who will not. 考试正式开始 Let"s get started. 我是一个害怕蜘蛛和圣诞老人的 5 岁小女孩儿 I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus. 你打算怎么惊吓我 Which Scare do you use? 我要偷偷摸摸爬进去? That"s a Seasonal Creep and Crawl. 开始示范 Demonstrate.成绩会贴在我办公室门外 Results will be posted outside my offi ___. Next. 要专注 FOCUS. 噼啪作响和"嗖" 对啦 Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes! 嘿你看不见吗 Hey. Do you mind? 真的看不见 Don"t mind at all. 算了麦克我们换个位子吧 Come on, Mike. Let"s just move. 别来惹我 Stay out of my way. 我不像你我可是费尽千辛万苦才考进来的 Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program. 那是因为你没有那个本事That"s because you don"t belong here. 你真的很逊 That"s what I thought. 我真的很抱歉 I"m so sorry. 这是个意外 it was an aident. 你说意外? What? This? 这是我辉煌惊吓事业的见证品吗 My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring? 意外防不胜防不是吗 Aidents happen, don"t they? 好在老天保佑大家毫发无损 The important thing is no one got hurt. 院长您真是太大气了 You"re taking this re ___rkably well. 好了我们还是继续考试吧 Now, let"s continue the exams. 麦克·华斯基先生 Mr. Wazowski, 我是堪萨斯农场害怕闪电的 5 岁小女孩儿 I"m a five-year-old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid oflightning. 你打算怎么吓唬我 Which Scare do you use? 我是不是该进 Shouldn"t I go up on the...快回答我你怎么做 Which Scare do you use? 在黑暗中靠近然后发出噼啪的声音 That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler. 开始示范 Demonstrate. -停谢谢 -可是我还没 -Stop. Thank you. -But I didn"t get to... 这就够了 I"ve seen enough. 我是一个 7 岁的男孩 I"m a seven-year-old boy... 我还没说完呢 I wasn"t finished. 我吓唬人不需要听那些废话 I don"t need to know any of that stuff to scare. 那些废话会让你了解 That "stuff" would"ve informed you 这个特殊的孩子最怕的是蛇 that this particular child is afraid of snakes. 所以吼叫不能令他尖叫只能让他大哭 So a roar wouldn"t ___ke him scream, it would ___ke him cry, 引来他的父母曝光我们的世界 alerting his parents, exposing the monster world, 毁掉我们的生活 destroying life as we know it, 我们一定要避免and of course we can"t have that. 所以我不赞成你留在惊吓学院学习了再见 So I"m afraid I cannot remend that you continue in the Scaring program. Good day. 喂什么? 我爸是苏利文 Wait, what? But I"m a Sullivan. 是吗那我相信你的父亲一定非常非常失望 Well then, I"m sure your family will be very disappointed. 而你华斯基先生我认为你缺少的是无法弥补的天赋 And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught. 你一点儿也不吓人 You"re not scary. 所以你也不能留在我的惊吓学院了 You will not be continuing in the Scaring program. 求你了让我试试模拟舱会让您惊喜的 Please. Let me try the simulator. I"ll surprise you. 让我惊喜? 我对此深表怀疑 Surprise me? I doubt that very much.开学了 Wele back. 希望大家度过了一个愉快的假期 I hope everyone had a pleasant break. 有人说设计采集罐是个极无聊的工作 Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring, 没有挑战性是浪费怪兽潜能的职业 unchallenging, a waste of a monster"s potential. 大家把课本翻到第三章 Open your textbooks to chapter three. 从今天起我们学习设计尖叫采集罐的历史 We will now plunge into the rich history of scream-can design. 惊吓大赛证明你是最棒的别挡着我 Out of my way! 让一让抱歉 Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha! 欢迎参加由我们主持的惊吓杯开幕式 Wele to this year"s Greek Scare Games kickoff. 惊吓杯 The Scare Games! -耶 -好了悠着点儿 -Yeah! -Okay, relax. 我们有请特殊的嘉宾这个赛事的创始人 We have a special guest, the founder of the games, 院长郝刻薄女士 Dean Hardscrabble. 各位好 Good afternoon. 学生时代我发起了这个赛事 As a student, I created these games 宗旨是友好竟技 as a friendly petition, 但是要有精神准备 but be prepared. 要想赢得奖杯 To take home the trophy, 你们必须是这个大学中最吓人的怪兽 you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus. 我祝愿最好的怪兽赢得冠军 So good luck, and ___y the best monsters win. 好了各位同学 All right, everybody.报名截止时间即将结束我们马上有请 We"re closing downsign-ups, so we"ll see you all... 等等 Wait! 我也要报名 I"m signing up! 什么? What? 你必须加入社团才能报名 Uh... You have to be in a fraternity to pete. 没问题我加入了夺冠的热门社团 Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games, 下面有请我的队友们 OK 兄弟会的成员们 the brothers, my brothers, of Ooz ___ Kappa! 嗨 Hi. 华斯基先生你在干什么Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing? 刚才你说胜者是全校最恐怖的怪兽 You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus. 那如果我赢了就意味着你们把最优秀的惊吓专员开除了 If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer in the whole school. 你不可能赢 That won"t happen. 敢不敢跟我打个赌 How about a little wager? 如果是我赢了你就让我回惊吓学院 If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program. 那又能证明什么? And what would that prove? 证明你没眼光 That you were wrong. 那好哇 Very well. 如果你赢了我让你们整个社团 If you win, I will let your entire team 全都进入我的惊吓学院 into the Scare program. 但是如果你输了 But if you lose, 你就乖乖地离开怪兽大学 you will leave Monsters University. 成交 Deal.现在你只要找到足够的成员就行了 Now all you need to do is find enough members to pete. 六个就行对不对 We need six guys, right? 抱歉老弟 Sorry, Chief. 我们数身体不数人头他只能算一个 We count bo ___s, not heads. That dude counts as one. 你们谁愿意加入我们有愿意的吗 Anybody else want tojoin our team? Anyone at all? 劳驾来晚了抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry. I"m late. -我可以 -蓝道 -Can I squeeze by you? -Randy! 蓝道谢天谢地快加入我们队吧 Randy, thank goodness.I need you on my team. 抱歉我已经有队啦 Oh. Sorry. I"m already on a team. 蓝道 Boggs. 我好不容易混成了精英 I"m finally in With the COOL kids, Mike. 你可不要毁了我的机会Don"t blow this for me. 露一手 Do the thing. 噢他哪儿去啦Oh! Where did he go? 拜托来一个 Please, anybody. 我只需要一个怪兽一个就够了 I need one more monster. Just one more! 抱歉学弟看来希望不大 Yeah, sorry. Doesn"t look good. 你的团队没有资格 We have to move on. Your team doesn"t qualify.不我们有资格 Yes, it does! 明星出场总得耍耍大牌 The star player has just arrived. 不要换一个拜托谁来都行 No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else. 报名要截止啦他到底算不算数? We"re shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?够啦快开始吧 Come on! Let"s go! 好吧就算他一个 Fine! Yes, he"s on my team. 祝贺你 Good luck. 那么好了麦克有什么计划 All right, Wazowski, what"s the plan? 这就是我们的会所吗 This is a fraternity house? 嘿麦克苏利文同志们到家啦 Hey there, team ___teys! Come on aboard! 作为 OK 兄弟会的 ___ As the president of Ooz ___ Kappa, 我荣幸地欢迎你们来到新家 it is my honor to wele you to your new home. 我们管这儿叫派对中心 We call this room "Party Central." 其实我们一次都没在这里派对过 Technically, we haven"t actually had a ___ here yet. 但是要想办随时都可以 But when we do, we"ll be ready! 热巧克力火车进站啦 The hot cocoa train is ing through! Whoa! 下一站是你 Next stop... You! 我呢是打算这么开始的 I would like to start us off first by... 难道你们都是惊吓学院的 So, you guys are Scaring ___jors? 曾经是不过谁都没撑太久 We were! None of us lasted very long. 我估计是我们入不了郝刻薄的法眼 I guess we just weren"t what old。

“喂，你们看，远处有一群鸡！ 哦！一定是爸爸妈妈回来了！”
可欢乐的心情没持续多久。
“我们的农场遭到了抢劫，所以得食物都被抢了……” 老公鸡卡罗痛苦地说，“房子也被烧了……”太可怕了！ 我们只好出来逃荒……”
“你看见我爸爸妈妈了吗？”卡门问道。
皮迪克、卡梅拉还有漂亮的姨妈卡丽，他们已经走了好几个小时， 始终没找到一丁点儿食物！ 沿途一片凄凉，到处都是光秃秃的。
还没等卡门说完……
贝里奥吓得转身就跑，正好迎面碰上匆匆赶回来的卡梅利多....
卡梅....利多!完了! 那...那个蛇怪，把你的爸爸妈妈、卡门还有骑士 都...他拉起卡梅利多就跑，“快跑，我们根本不是它的对手。”
卡梅利多不慌不忙地说道：“这个恶魔的末日到了。” “天哪，你也气潮涂了，都不知道自己在说什么!
“麦田被毁成这样，这儿到底出了什么事？”卡梅拉不解地问。
别说话！赶快离开这里！
“老蔫！你是老蔫？”皮迪克吃惊地叫道， “你怎么躲在这件破衣服里，我可怜的老家伙！”
“嘘！小点声！怪物就在附近……” “你在说什么，怪---物？”皮迪克吃了一惊。 “是一只大怪物把我们这儿抢了个精光！” 老蔫浑身颤抖着，“它四处抢夺鸡舍、田地和谷仓……”
皮迪克还没来得及叫出“喔喔喔”，就被蛇怪眼中喷出的毒液射中了...... “天哪！我要报仇！”卡门愤怒地喊道。
就在兰斯洛特骑士满屋子寻找怪物的时候，贝里奥试图让卡门振作起来， 但怎么才能安慰她失去亲人的悲痛？
突然，整个大厅被一片巨大的阴影笼罩起来......贝里奥一抬头，顿时感到 毛骨悚然。
卡门拾起骑士的剑，高喊道:“颤抖吧!魔鬼!我是卡门，卡梅拉和皮迪克的 女儿!我要把你剁成肉.....”
在等待父母回来的时候，小鸡们忍着饥饿，准备平分唯一一颗 已经发霉的燕麦种子。

怪兽舞蹈串词篇一：六一文艺汇演节目串词222八穴小学六一文艺汇演节目串词开始语：肖：尊敬的各位领导！牟：各位家长朋友！李：亲爱的老师们！张：同学们！合：大家上午好!肖：送去五月的芬芳李：迎来六月的时光肖：我们的心像怒放的花朵李：荡起一片欢乐的海洋!牟：六月，是童年的摇篮，是童年的梦乡。

张：六月，有童年的沃土，有童年的太阳。

肖：六月，是一支歌，一支幸福的歌！肖、李：同学们，我们迈着喜悦的步子，走进了六月，走进了我们自己的节日——“六一”儿童节!（三人下台）节目一：舞蹈（打怪兽）牟：同学们，奥特曼是干嘛的？对，打怪兽，今天，我们这里也迎来了一群奥特曼，首先请欣赏由三年级带来的舞蹈《打怪兽》，二年级做准备。

节目二：舞蹈《追梦》李：诶，肖滨，你有梦想么？肖：当然有啊！李：那有了梦想之后，又该做点什么呢？肖：当然是猛追啦！李：下面有请二年级为我们带来舞蹈《追梦》，学前班做准备。

节目三：舞蹈《雁南飞》张：四季的交替，让动物们有了不同的习性。

瞧，燕子又回到了我们的校园，让我想到了一个成语，鸟语花香。

下面请欣赏由学前班带来的舞蹈《雁南飞》，一年级做准备。

节目四：舞蹈《勇敢向前》肖：让我们再次将热烈的掌声送给我们的小朋友们。

在学习生活中，老师时常教导我们，不要认为自己没有用，不要让自卑左右你向前冲，每个人的贡献都不同，相信自己是最棒、最好的！下面请欣赏由一年级带来的舞蹈《勇敢向前》，学前班做准备。

节目五：幼儿舞蹈《尝葡萄》李：同学们，有一种水果，吃的时候需要去皮，味道有酸有甜，知道是什么吗？（稍微停顿）下面让学前班的小朋友们给我们答案，请欣赏舞蹈《尝葡萄》，二年级做准备。

节目六：徒手操>肖：我们的世界是一个充满爱的世界，因为有爱，我们拥有快乐的童年；因为有爱，我们是一群快乐的天使。

请欣赏由二年级带来的徒手操《天使》，五年级做准备。

节目七：小品《学英语》李：英语向来都是最让同学们头疼的科目，虽然头疼，但不得不学！下面让我们看看五年级的学生们是怎样学英语的，请欣赏小品《学英语》，六年级做准备节目八：舞蹈《honey》张：欣赏了刚才的小品，你们会学英语了吗？那么honey是什么意思？不知道吧，那就让六年级的哥哥姐姐们以别样的方式给你们答案，请欣赏舞蹈《honey》，五年级做准备。