Young Sheldon 《小谢尔顿》第一季第一集主要人物介绍：Mary 玛丽（妈妈）George 乔治（爸爸）Georgie 乔治一世（哥哥）Missy 米茜（谢尔顿的双胞胎姐姐）Sheldon 谢尔顿旁白：成年谢尔顿（《生活大爆炸》中谢尔顿的扮演者）Sheldon: I’ve always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn’t worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton’s first law—an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy.谢尔顿：我从小喜欢火车。
事实上，如果我理论物理学的工作当初没成，我的后备计划是打算当一个职业检票员。
或者流浪汉。
当我发现火车能让我证明牛顿第一定律——任何运动中的物体其速度的大小与方向都不会改变除非有合外力施加于这个物体。
我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登月时那种孤独又快乐的感觉。
Missy:Shelly, dinner’s ready!I don’t care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.Missy:Sheldon, if you don’t get in here, I’m gonna lick your toothbr ush!Sheldon: Coming!That’s my sister. And she’s done it before.George : What the hell were you doing out there?Mary : George, language.George: What language? So?Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.Missy: Admit it—he’s adopted.Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Mary :That’s enough. No one’s adopted.Missy : I wish I was.Mary :That can still be arranged. Now, let’s pray.Sheldon: A moment, please.Mary :Leave him be.Georgie: He can hold ha nds with his family. It won’t kill him.Sheldon: We don’t know that. Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner. Or even this week? Georgie: None of your business.Sheldon: Hence the mittens.Mary : Thank you, God, for this food we’re about to receive and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it.Together: Amen.Georgie:How come we ain’t got no tater tots?Mary: I made tater tots last night.Georgie: I’d take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.Mary: Just eat what I made you.Georgie: Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow?It was family dinners like this that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent. Nobel Prize winners…ought not be orderin’ tater tots.Mary: everybody excited to start school Monday?Sheldon: I am.Missy: I guess so.Mary: Georgie? Freshman year, that’s a big deal.Georgie:How can I be excited when he’s gonna be in the same grade as me?Sheldon: Don’t worry, Georgie, I’m not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.Missy: All I know is he’s not in the same grade as me anymore, and I’m thrilled.Sheldon: Good luck with your finger painting.Missy: You’re gonna get your ass kicked in high school.Mary: Hey, language.Sheldon: I’m not going to be assaulted. High school is a haven for higher learning.George: Oh, dear god.Mary: Speaking of God, who’s going to church with me tomorrow?George : I can’t. I’m meeting with the other coaches.Mary : You can’t meet after church?George :No, Mary, I can’t meet after church.Mary : Georgie?Georgie: I got to study my playbook.Sheldon: I’ll go with you, Mom.Missy:Why are you going? You don’t believe in God.Sheldon: No, but I believe in Mom.Mary : I’ll take it. Missy?Missy :Can’t, Heather asked me to…Mary : You’re going.Missy : Son of a bitch.Mary (Mom):Missy… Don’t you throw something at the dinner table. Georgie Jr！Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes. I just had to go to dinner.Mary (Mom): Never at the dinner table! You knock that off, Georgie! D-Do not retaliate!（在教堂）ALL: Onward, Christian soldiers Marching as to war With the cross of Jesus Going on before. Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?"Sheldon (quietly): Do you have evil thoughts?A：Shh.Sheldon : I just don't think this part applies to me.Mary (Mom): That's fine. Be quiet and listen.Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.（谢尔顿一直说话，前座的人回头看谢尔顿）Sheldon: Hello.Pastor: Philippians 4:8, "Finally, brothers, whatever is…"Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts?Missy (sister): I'm having one right now.Sheldon: Really? What is it?Missy (sister): When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls.Sheldon: You can't. They haven't descended yet. Mom?Mary (Mom): What?Sheldon: When should I be expecting my testicles?Pastor: "whatever is admirable"A：What is wrong with him?Mary (Mom): Nothin' is wrong with him. Now, turn around before I knock your lights out.Pastor: think continually on these things. A good thought leads to a good thing. You feel it in your body.My mom was my Christian soldier.（妈妈让谢尔顿出门玩一玩）Mary：Shelly, it's your last day of summer. Go out and enjoy it.Sheldon: But I have to learn the student handbook.Ooh, did you know extreme hairstyles, goatees and mustaches are not allowed?Mary：I didn't.Sheldon: I personally find that very reassuring.Mary：Look what a beautiful day it is. Go play.Sheldon: "Go play" if only life were that simple. There, I played.Billy：Hey, Sheldon!Sheldon: Hello, Billy Sparks.Billy：I heard you're going to high school tomorrow.Sheldon: I am. You're going to have to find someone else to torment on the playground. Billy："Torment"?Sheldon: (sighs) It means to maliciously harass.Billy："Her ass"? (chuckles) That's funny.Sheldon: Well, this was nice.Billy：Hey, doofus! (squawks)Sheldon: Mom!Billy：Good girl.Sheldon: Mom!MARY: What am I supposed to do? His feet are growing.George: Why can't he wear Georgie's old shoes?Mary：You think he's gonna put his feet in his brother's smelly shoes?George: Well, we damn well better cut back somewhere.Mary：Will you please keep your voice down?Missy: They're fighting about you again.Sheldon: They're fighting about money. It's a common argument in marriages.Mary：(door opens) Lights out. Big day tomorrow.Sheldon: Mom?Mary：Hmm?Sheldon: Do we have financial problems?Mary：Don't you worry about that. We are fine. Now, go to sleep.Missy: She's lying. She just said that to make you feel better.Sheldon: Mom doesn't lie. Sure, she thinks the Earth was made in six days, but that's 'cause she's gullible, not a liar.（谢尔顿非要戴领结上学）Missy: Mom, Sheldon can't find his bowtie.Mary：Really? I laid it out for him.George: Leave it alone, Mary. He doesn't need a bowtie.Mary：It's his first day of school. Let him wear what he wants.Sheldon：Mom, I can't find my bowtie!Mary：Dear Lord, why's he got to wear a bowtie?Georgie: Can I drive in with you?George:Sure.Missy: Everybody's gonna know he's your brother. It's gonna be awful for you.Georgie: Tell her to shut up.George: She's not wrong.Mary: It's got to be here.Sheldon：It's not. It's not!Mary: Shelly, stay calm. We'll find it.Sheldon：My tie is gone! My tie is gone!Mary: Shelly, you don't really need a tie.Sheldon：I have to find my tie. I have to find my tie.Mary: Be right back.Sheldon：Professor Proton wears a bowtie!Mary: George Junior, give me back that bowtie right now!Georgie: I didn't take it!Mary: Don't you lie to me!Georgie: I'm not lying!Mary: We'll see about that.Georgie: Stay out of my room!Missy: She's gonna find your dirty magazines.Georgie: Shut up!Missy: You are not having a good day.George: Hey, he didn't take it.Mary: Then what happened to it?!Sheldon：Help me find my bowtie! I'll check in the bathroom!George: I took it.Mary: Why would you do that?George: Mary, the boy is nine years old and going into high school. Isn't that weird enough? Mary: Give it to me.George: Come on. It's not just Sheldon. Georgie's gonna be in class with him.Sheldon：Not in the bathroom!Mary: Give it.（上学路上）Sheldon：Would you like to play a driving game?Mary: Not really.I always lose.Sheldon：I know. That's why it's fun. (laughs) How about license plates with prime numbers - followed by a cons...?Mary: Why don't we just talk?Sheldon：Very well.Mary: You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you because of how smart you are?Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.Mary: Lord, look after my son. Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag.Sheldon: Oh, dear.Mary: Yeah.Sheldon：That boy has an exposed tattoo.Mary: He does.Sheldon: I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code.Mary: Speaking of which, how about we lose the bowtie?Sheldon：Why?Mary: Look around, honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.Sheldon: Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.Mary: No, you won't. Please trust Mommy. All right, tell you what. You take it off, and this weekend, I'll take you to RadioShack.Mary: You doing okay?Sheldon: I guess. I smell ammonia. They must've done a thorough cleaning recently. I like that. Mary: And remember, if anybody bothers you, what do you say?Sheldon: My dad's a football coach.Mary: And?Sheldon: My brother's a football player.Mary: Good.Sheldon: Hey, Mom, look. That girl's pregnant.Congratulations.Well, that was revolting.All right. This is your homeroom.Do you want me to go in with you?No. Although I could've used you in the restroom.Okay, well ... You have a good day. And I'll pick you up after school, same door we came in.Are you crying or having an allergy attack?Allergies.It's probably the ammonia.Probably.Okay. Let the learning begin.All right, everybody, my name is Ms. MacElroy. In addition to being your homeroom teacher, I'll be seeing some of you in my English class, and some of you on the volleyball court. Just to give you a little history, I've been here at Medford for 29 years... I taught some of your older brothers and sisters, and sadly, some of your parents. Not much I haven't seen. Until today. I'm sure you're well aware we have a student with us, who, despite his young age, is remarkably gifted. And I expect y'all to make him feel welcome. Yes, Sheldon?好的，大家，我是马克艾罗伊女士。
